An anti-state right-wing libertarian Austrian Economics writer professor and entrepreneur was teaching a class on Murray Rothbard, known economist
"Before the class begins you must get on your knees and worship Rothbard and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Adam Smith!"
At this moment, a brave, Nobel-prize winner, pro government-intervention advocate who has written over 1500 columns in the New York Times and understood the necessity of central banks and fully supported all the economic decisions made by the Democratic Party in regulating the contradictions of capitalism stood up and held up the Social Contract.
"Who will build the roads, alligator arms?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "Private entities will surely build them, you statist."
"Wrong. Had private firms been enough to build the roads then the government would never have had to regulate them."
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Human Action. He stormed out of the room crying those libertarian crocodile tears. The same tears libertarians cry for the "taxed" (who today, because of government, live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the common good. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Irwin Schiff wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist austrian professor. He wished so much that he had a government welfare check to support his family, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Democrat that day and accepted Hillary Clinton as their true president. A bull named "Animal Spirits" rushed into the room and climbed on the desk pulverizing it to jump start the economy. A Tract on Monetary Reform was read several times, and Janet Yellen herself showed up and ordered another quantitative easing across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He was thrown in prison for tax-evasion, and would later die there.
The student's name? Maybe you've heard of him: Paul Krugman.
p.s. republicans are dumb, evil and greedy