c00ad5 No.653848[Last 50 Posts]
So in a hypothetical self defense situation
What say Tyrone(s) breaks in my house, a goose just pisses me off, or whatever
Is something like this effective for self defense?
Chinks are making them but they're shitty and made for mass production
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5a07fa No.653854
>hold on nigga lemme put my welding helmet on so i can permanently blind you, my pet and the neighbors
>your honor, i feared for my life
>yes that's why i blinded the intruder with an asiatic beam weapon instead of killing him with a mere ordinary firearm
>get sent to jail
>lose security deposit due to laser damage on walls
>get sued into oblivion
>demonized in the press
>forced to pay all of photon martin's medical bills
>i should've studied the blade
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c00ad5 No.653855
>>653854
Pretty sure his face and brain would get fried and he'd combust into flames, anon
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5b1d3d No.653856
>>653854
He asked if it's effective.
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7369f5 No.653857
>>653856
Not more so than a gun.
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1ad22c No.653880
>using anything other than a 6 meter long sarissa for self-defense
wew
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1cb820 No.653891
>>653848
I hope you have a loicense for that torch.
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4a8e32 No.653893
>>653848
>Is something like this effective for self defense?
Not even remotely. You might permanently blind him/set his clothes on fire, but Jamal could still stab you to death before any real damage was done.
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e1d564 No.653951
Reminder that in the US, even pointing a flashlight or laser at someone can be used as justification to shoot to kill (as it is assumed the attachment was part of a gun)
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aa90b5 No.653954
Just make a flashbang if you're gonna go that route.
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5b1d3d No.653956
>>653954
Are there any permanent effects of flashbangs? Or do they just make your ears ring and fuck up your vision for a few minutes?
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aa90b5 No.653960
>>653956
Depends on what you make it out of.
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96bde4 No.653961
>>653956
Depends on what you make it out of and how close in proximity it goes off. I remember reading a story about how a Georgia officer threw a flashbang in an infant's crib, and it blew a hole through his chest exposing his ribs/left third degree burns over his body, pic related is allegedly the infant.
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b82f0f No.653965
>>653880
*Blocks your path*
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e1d564 No.653975
>>653961
Pic rel is how he turned out. There have been other known instances of houses catching on fire from distraction devices.
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1ad22c No.653976
>>653965
>Implying you can win without flanking from the sides
>Implying flanking the sides is possible when I have proper troops and not pussy mercs
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e1d564 No.653977
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bc955c No.654019
>>653975
>race mixed baby
Deserved it.
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9bc8da No.654063
>>653956
>>653961
I remember seeing some docco/crime show about a prison warden who took/got spiked a shit ton of drugs and the other prison officers thought it would be a good idea to put a flashbang on his head to calm him down, but it blew his head off. Anyone got a link or something? Or am I imagining it?
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a2c316 No.654084
>>653854
>photon martin
Underrated fucking post
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1ad22c No.654090
>>654028
>stops your invasion
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4cac8c No.654093
>>654090
Love stopping an invasion?
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20205c No.654094
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fc9923 No.654095
>>654094
I thought semitic "love" just strenghtens an invasion…
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1ad22c No.654107
>>654093
if you love your enemies you win
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63e2d4 No.654108
>>654107
Can I be on top ?
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63e2d4 No.654113
>>654109
>>654109
> on top of my dick you faggot
>my dick
>you faggot
I think you have this heterosexual business a little confused there Klaus me old mate.
It's ok, I forgive you for being a poofta.
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39c487 No.654116
>>654093
He means extremely low temperatures that niggers aren't in any way adapted to
Ah, nevermind, he's a fag, but also correct, giving your enemies HIV makes them extremely weak.
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4cac8c No.654118
>>654116
I know he meant snow, It was intended as a joke.
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39c487 No.654119
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4cac8c No.654122
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39c487 No.654123
>>654122
I posted the webm to show that we could've had a serious discussion and to alert you that you should be patient as I have assburgers
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1ad22c No.654129
this is a very good thread
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25c7a3 No.654130
>>654129
Agree.
Did you know that I’m 1/16th Greek?
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c5e49d No.654132
>>653848
>Fire your beam weapon
>realise too late Tyrone came prepared
wat do?
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46a89f No.654133
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a26bff No.654138
>>654130
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c2b474 No.654140
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4a8e32 No.654187
>spamming a board with IDs
>implying you can't just filter the ID
Lad..
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d06d6c No.654190
>assblasted mutts
YOU WILL NEVER BE WHITE
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4a8e32 No.654194
>implying I can't just filter another ID
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593b07 No.654207
Ausfag, if you're reading this, make me the BO so someone will actually do their job and keep the faggots off the board, Jesus. Do you think we need open borders or something?
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8a022c No.654214
>>654207
He doesn't even need to make anyone the BO, he could just install vols. The /n/ mod's offered on three separate occasions to only log into a vol account to delete spam.
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4ffd33 No.654215
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815c61 No.654224
>>654207
>one faggot spammed one thread
>you should give me the board you have successfully managed for 5 years
Fuck off faggot.
I'm not actually the BO
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593b07 No.654230
>>654224
>one thread
>not every single thread for the past fucking year
Stop being dishonest and go back to cuckchan if you think this is normal or acceptable.
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815c61 No.654233
>>654230
>every single thread
Interesting, I'm sure you would be able to link plenty of more examples then.
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fb43a9 No.654235
>>653976
flanking from sides is easy when your enemy forces all his infantry to carry 6 meter long unwieldy and heavy pikes.
Or better yet we just hang back and let the velites and archers cut your slow as fuck phalanx down while cavalry wings play a defensive role.
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593b07 No.654241
>>654233
>Spergkike/muttspammer doesn't exist
Nah, you're obviously not from here.
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278f69 No.654243
>>653848
Home self defense isn't hard: 12 gauge semi-automatic shotgun with the largest magazine you can legally possess/largest one you can find and switch out with the largest legal one before the cops arrive.
Unless you have a ballroom in your house, there's nothing better. Just open up when you see something suspicious and don't stop firing until the magazine is dry. Then switch out the magazine until you've run out of magazines.
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f23e3d No.654252
>>654207
Oldest trick in the book. This why people will continue to make fun of cucked mulattoes like you.
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1d8d4b No.654253
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5b1d3d No.654255
>>654241
I don't think one occasional post counts as owning the board admin. It's far too different from the mexican
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f23e3d No.654259
>>654255
Because the "wetback" is the hohol muttspammer.
Look at it. The same effect as the redtext muttspam.
Then he switchs to spergook vpn to demand BO to " put someone in charge". It is the oldest chan autism.
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593b07 No.654260
>>654259
You're not fooling anybody, Jew.
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c4fee5 No.654261
At a time when Germans behave like Jews, is there a possibility that Jews will act like Germans?
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dd914d No.654262
>>654255
>>654259
>>654255
Hello its me brofist spammer aka the mexican im actually from texas and nord just autocinnects to a mexican vpn most of the time. Im not muttspammer and i dont want to own /k/. I don't even want to be a mod id just rather watch the place clean itself up and rid itself of a tumour that is spergook/muttspam, think of me like a vaccine trying to cure autisim with autism.
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39c487 No.654263
>>654261
>that Jews will act like Germans?
You want Israel to send you a sealed traincar containing a revolutionary to destroy your country and kill as many russians as possible while turning the rest into savages with brainwashing?
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c4fee5 No.654265
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dd914d No.654267
>>654264
Eat shit spergook
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593b07 No.654268
>>654267
Nice samefagging there, kike.
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dd914d No.654273
>>654268
Learn 2 id or go back to whatever board you came from
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22af2f No.654439
>>654263
Well, Israel would send that traincar to a local power nearby and not Russia.
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62f3bd No.658371
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b3c11b No.659063
>>654253
Skittles and watermelon drank.
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2a3e54 No.661425
>>653976
>relying on clean and level battlefield
>"it worked against persians, so it must be good"
Greeks being autistic as always.
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95b415 No.661426
>>661425
>tactic that won them wars is bad because the Romans won in the end
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2a3e54 No.661443
>>661426
It worked in part because the Persians also relied on clean and level battlefield (even more so than Alexander).
And it wasn't the tactic that won, it was Alexander knowing when and how to use it.
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b33684 No.661544
>>661443
> it was Alexander knowing when and how to use it
Literally in every single battle of his.
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b33684 No.661545
>>661443
Also there's not a single square inch of flat terrain in Greece that isn't Thessaly's plain or a beach. That did not stop him from curbstomping all domestic dissenters.
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9b6438 No.661585
>>661443
Why are retards nowadays trying to dismiss Alexander/his army/the Phalanx? You're not unique because you think the man that carved an empire out with his dad's army is overrated and subsequently influenced world history, you're just a retard.
>>661426
I'd argue the bigger reason for Alexander's success was the army itself, not exactly the fighting style. The army the Roman's encountered was not the same as the army that carved out an empire, even if they used the same weapons/tactics.
>>661545
Crushing a bunch of Theban sodomites is one of his least impressive achievements lets be honest.
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7698df No.661893
>>653854
>so i can permanently blind you, my pet and the neighbors
>lose security deposit due to laser damage on walls
>forced to pay all of photon martin's medical bills
>i should've studied the blade
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9f9bbc No.662088
>>661585
Philip, father of Alexander, created the Macedonian phalanx troops and by the time Alexander took over the officer corps of the army have mastered its usage. He'd have to be a complete idiot not to win having all of it at his disposal. It's sad that Philip of Macedon doesn't receive more credit and everything is attributed to his son.
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e1d564 No.662122
Can anybody explain why a PEQ-15 would burst into flames when hit with a hammer? asking for a friend
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0abe43 No.662127
>>662122
Punctured and shorted battery?
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e1d564 No.662132
>>662127
What I thought, the person has more money than brains and bought a PEQ-15 of ebay then wanted to do a "durability test" with a hammer to see if it would hold zero. Apparently did no go well.
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b798d5 No.662335
>>653956
>Burgler breaks into Streloks home
>Is stunned to confront Strelok, who is wearing nothing but a kilt made of interwoven nugget clips and a permanent zergface
>Strelok throws a large object at the intruder
>large object is in fact the Mk3 'niggerfrier' home defence flashbang.
>the Mk3 niggerfrier is in fact a satchel charge sized block of Magnesium/Potassium Nitrate powder mix, contained in a plywood box, covered in a half inch thick layer of birdlime adhesive.
>It sticks to the front of the intruders shirt before detonating
>Detonation produces a 75 million Candela flash, a ~300 decibel boom, and ignites pretty much every flammable substance within a dozen meters
AAR
>Permanent effect on target:
<permanent deafness (every cell of both eardrums ruptured)
<permanent blindness (all photo-receptor cells permanently bleached)
<Concussive injury to all soft tissue on the front of the body, extending well past skin and into primary muscle groups
<Several ligaments and joints destroyed in the blast
<4th degree burns to all skin with direct LOS of the 'flash grenade', severe carbonization of affected external tissue
Medical Prognosis: NOT GOOD
>Legal effects on Strelok Strelokson:
<Strelok argues that the weapon was designed to be entirely non-lethal
<state legal representatives argue that it should be classed as a homebuilt incendiary IED
<Legal battle continues for decades, Strelok Strelokson II continues the fight in his fathers name, continuing the struggle to allow free ownership and construction of his newly improved MK 4 niggerfrier for all
<Legal experts see no end to the legal conflict, gofundme donations breach 7 figures.
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82fc3d No.662396
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
What would happen if you ran this across someone's skin?
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82fc3d No.662398
>>662396
Ah, I meant across someone's skin for long periods of time*
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59c919 No.673626
>>662398
why not just burn people ffs
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136a7d No.673657
>>673626
Got the ovens ready, Hans?
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c5e49d No.673668
>>662396
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. I've seen people use it to clean their fingernails. It doesn't BURN the rust off or anything similar, which is why it doesn't damage the metal underneath which is why it's so good. Hell, I've seen people use in on a sheet of paper to remove pencil lines and leave a pristine, perfectly unharmed paper sheet
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78acb1 No.673957
>>654262
>making a 7&7 with "old number 7" instead of seagrams peepee doodoo 7
interesting theory professor
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