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There's no discharge in the war!

File: 066caa9ea3b3472⋯.jpg (82.77 KB, 250x350, 5:7, os4_132a.jpg)

f0a21d  No.623845

Recently I've been on a paranormal kick, reading (((true))) stories of ghosts and demon possession. It's made me wonder about armed and train men experiencing the paranormal and what books there are out there for it. Are there any good first hand accounts of soldiers having to deal with super natural forces or armed men having a ghost pestering them?

I'm not saying any of this is true. There are obviously bullshit stories, unexplained UFOs experienced by various branches of the military and exhausted people having hallucinations during operations. Proving it or disproving it isn't the point, telling a good story is.

f089c3  No.623848

>>623845

Get a cat, and a life supply of atovaquone .


13178b  No.623853

There is no such thing as paranormal bullshit. Only children and idiots believe in junk like that.

It's perfectly safe to go into the deepest part of the woods at night by yourself and unarmed. Nothing to worry about, you pussy.


edf8af  No.623854

>>623853

Found the spook, who gave you internet access


f0a21d  No.623857

>>623853

There are unexplained things in the world. If you consider them to be supernatural or not that is on you. If you read the OP you would see that it says it may or may not be real, but makes a good story.


9cbeeb  No.623864

>>623862

You aren't going to trick a feeble britbong into going into the woods, strelok. He just wants stories.

>>623845

Probably not as they would have to report it and their superiors would silence them instantly if there were evidence and they'd be too embarrassed if it didn't seem believable. There's some good stuff out there regarding military members and UFOs, though.


f089c3  No.623865

File: a427c31bed8b152⋯.jpg (79.35 KB, 1000x700, 10:7, skinwalkers posting on 8ch….jpg)


71ea38  No.623903

Bongland isn't big enough to house anything potentially "supernatural", so I share OP's interest in a good "spooky" story, regardless of whether they might be true or false.


885452  No.623911

Tard have super strength so don’t pick on them for a fight. Ask any tard wranglers about the tard strength but I doubt you will believe it anyway.


c5e649  No.623914

File: bbecbd683b78bb6⋯.jpg (21.82 KB, 656x488, 82:61, suicide_meme__1_by_elkaez-….jpg)

I'll give it a shot

>be me, army 11B

>field op, night watch, full moon

>open grassy plains all around

>each platoon has a giant camo tent their sleeping under

>Am standing off to the side smoking

>See something in the distance, all white

>look through my RCO, too far to see details, but can tell it's a woman with dark hair and a white dress

>Look at my buddy to tell him what i saw, debate waking up LT because we sometimes get civilians on the training grounds

>Look back through my RCO, she's gone, nowhere to be found

>shrug it off

two hours later

>laying in ruck sack, about to fall asleep

>feel someone kick my foot

>wtf.mp3

>Peer head out if bag, it's a dark figure obscured by the tent's shadow

>Say 'wtf I just got off watch,' thinking our Sgt was fucking with me

>Suddenly a huge gust of wind hits us,knocks down the entire tent on all of us

>fuck.jpg

>Whole platoon wakes up, has to set tent back up

>mfw I look around and every other tent is still up

>mfw none of the other platoon's night guards even felt any wind

we hiked out the next morning, and luckily never had to go back to there again. Shortly thereafter I started getting into some seriously weird shit, cus my gf at the time (now ex) was a bruja.

Will post more if you guys want


885452  No.623922

>>623914

Your tent is probably knocked off by the whirlwind.


dd66d4  No.623927

File: 0acc2640961558e⋯.png (271.26 KB, 892x720, 223:180, 1474968480850.png)

>>623853

How's your old friend, Cthulhu?


c5e649  No.623931

File: e5d9c4cbe1982a5⋯.jpg (9.51 MB, 3802x5328, 1901:2664, the_witcher_3_wild_hunt_le….jpg)

>>623922

where that the only spoopy thing to happen to be, I'd agree. But the list of spoopy things goes on. I'll share another in a bit


5ed74e  No.623932

>>623931

Yeah, keep going. Anything like this is interesting to me.


c5e649  No.623938

>>623932

As you wish mein dude. But they won't be in chronological order.

here's one from my trip into Joshua tree. And before you ask, no it's not a goatman or skinwalker story.

>be me 22 freshly discharged from Army

>going on cross-country road trip of national parks by myself because young dumb etc

>got rifle, binos, camping gear, etc, plus a 'spoopy' kit I assembled with basic /x/-tier shit

>get to Joshua tree, it's absolutely beautiful.

>spend a total of a week there

>first two nights, nothing happens, pretty peaceful, absolutely beautiful. I spent at least an hour just staring at the stars.

>Go hiking/scrambling during the day, find cool stuff, manage to kill a snake that lunged at me

>park rangers find out, are mad, but don't kick me out

>third night I hear a boulder fall some ways away, think nothing of it.

>wake up the next morning to find a single pair of boot prints in the sand by my fire, half the size of mine so can't be mine, no prints leading to or away

>Weird but not the first time, so chalk it up to just another spoop

>fourth night sitting on tailgate of truck when I see some movement off in the distance at another rock pile

>Grab my rifle but it's gone before I can sight in

>Fifth night the same thing happens at the same rock pile, manage to catch the glimpse of it, looks like a dude wearing climbing gear

>sixth night I'm waiting in my truck, sighted in to the same spot

>I blink and suddenly there's a man standing halfway up the rock formation staring right at me

>He turns and walks down into a crevice and doesn't come back out

>wtf.jpg

>Next morning go out to that rock formation, start investigating

>praying like a motherfuck to the gods to not let me get chowed on by a skinwalker or some shit

>Find crevice the man climbed down, climb down there myself

>mfw find a days old body half crushed under a fallen boulder

>mfw this dude was camping in the crevice and a boulder fell all the way down from the top and killed him

>mfw his ghost alerted me to it

>mfw the body is wearing the same clothes as the ghost

I immediately booked it to a ranger station and told them. Turned out to be some dude from Colorado, freshly divorced. Feels bad man.


9ea1f5  No.623942

>>623903

Don't you guys have some large cat there and kelpies?

>>623938

Damn, spooky story


c5e649  No.623945

File: e5877d4b9662441⋯.gif (3.59 MB, 346x244, 173:122, raw.gif)

this one was right after the field op story

>on barracks duty, rover

>0100 on a Tuesday night

>Barracks is shaped like an H, guard room in center walkway, one on each floor

>My company is on the fourth floor

>Turn corner into center walkway, see young lady standing there barefoot, short shorts, and a pink hoodie with the hood up

>wtf.exe

>"Ma'am, what are you doing here?"

>Turns her head, can't see face

>She books it, sprints around corner instead of heading down stairs at the end of center hallway

>sprint after her, turn corner, don't see anything

>Don't hear any doors open - they all make a 'beep' sound when opened, none of them are malfunctioning

>It's too far away to have made it to the stairway at the far end of the barracks, Usain Bolt couldn't have sprinted that fast

>chalk it up to me being exhausted and hallucinating

>Hours later duty sergeant returns from his nap, tell him about it

>he smiles and says that I'm lucky

>Tells me story about how this barracks had been haunted for years after a pizza delivery girl got raped and commited suicide

>mfw I got spooped by some roastie's ghost


f0a21d  No.623949

>>623864

I think he's trying to rape me. I'm glad I have my assault spoon and my rape whistle. I can blow it if I ever see a tree.

>>623903

Bongland has a lot of old legends of weird creatures and super natural events. One of the most common is of large cats roaming the country side. I know a lot of people who say they've seen them. They are usually armed but assume it's a farmer's dog and don't take a shot.

>>623911

Tard strength is well known. Tards don't know restraint so they hulk smash everything.

>>623914

Go for it. Better than fedora tipping.

>>623931

>10mb image for a shitty game

Nope.


f0a21d  No.623950

>>623945

How do you get raped delivering pizza?


37d37e  No.623955

File: 1f0a768f95f0050⋯.jpg (20.07 KB, 540x504, 15:14, 1497403041006.jpg)

>>623931

>>623914

>>623932

>>623945

is me, had to switch devices, sorry

>>623942

you ain't seen nothing yet

>>623950

Anything's possible in the infantry meine dude.

This one is about six months after the roastie ghost, right before Iraq

>be me, on duty again (being a fish sucks)

>down on first floor smoke pit, around 2200

>hear some commotion down on first deck, soldiers on guard nowhere to be seen

>fucking_shitbags.jpg

>track down source of noise, is barracks room not too far from smoke pit

>hear panicked voices, sounds like something is banging around inside

>mfw what in tarnation are these retards doing

>knock on the door, they yell in fear like I just jumpscared them

>okay.jpg

>knock again, ask them to open

>recognize voices inside, fucking Knuth and his degenerate buddies are probably doing drugs

>they yell from inside, say they're trapped, can't open door

>wtf.jpg

>use guard masterkey for door, won't open

>hear it unlock, can turn door handle, thing won't budge

>weirded out, but assume they're fucking with me.

>"Cut the shit, open the door you faggots."

>They yell that they can't

>they fling open window blinds to catwalk, can see that there's nothing blocking the door

>they're trying to open it from the inside, can't

>Trying to open window, can't

>spot Ouija board on ground in center of barracks room

>oh_ffs.gif

>Tell them to hold on, grab first floor duty sergeant, tell him, he hands me master key for that floor

>Use it on door, it works, door opens

>All four come tumbling out

>I look inside, it's a mess

>Every mattress is overturned

>all the wall lockers are knocked over or otherwise moved from their original position

>bathroom is flooding

>ouija board is sitting on ground, untouched by the chaos except for the little pointer thing, which is currently embedded into the ceiling

>ask them wtf is going on, they all say that they tried using an ouija board to talk to the ghosts of dead soldiers from Iraq

>duty sergeant rolls up by this point, figures they popped LSD or some shit (not the first time shit like this has happened), takes them to the command office to get dealt with

>mfw these fucking retards got the barracks haunted for a month

>mfw they got drug tested and came up clean

>mfw we had to have the chaplain bless the barracks right before we left for Iraq

>mfw I started researching the spooks

>mfw we failed inspection the next morning because of the mess these retards made


f0a21d  No.623958

>>623955

Now you're just larping. You wrote a bad horror movie script. A ghost woman once? sure? Twice, okay maybe. But that's pushing it.

Pro tip : delivery girls don't wear hot pants while delivering pizza. Not in the time frame you have given, it wasn't that degenerate yet.


37d37e  No.623961

File: e191cfa5b9cd708⋯.png (935.79 KB, 644x644, 1:1, 1497332234406.png)

>>623958

>Pro tip : delivery girls don't wear hot pants while delivering pizza. Not in the time frame you have given, it wasn't that degenerate yet.

>not degenerate

>on a US army base


f0a21d  No.623962

>>623961

Shorts? Yes

Skirt? Sure

Hot pants? Not until 2010 or so.


f0a21d  No.623973

>>623968

True but I don't believe any one on this board could be in a place like California with a gun and not gone postal. Murder suicide at a minimum.


37d37e  No.623982

File: 77433ae48ab1365⋯.gif (1.56 MB, 250x186, 125:93, 1501455564291.gif)

>>623968

>this

>>623973

I know you're joking, but it almost happened mein dude.

This one is post-Iraq

>come back to the states

>pretty fucked, but functional as a human being

>get month of post-deployment leave

>spend it all with my ex-gf at her family's house in New Mexico

>her dad buys me a rifle (same rifle as second story, still have that shitty AR somewhere)

>GF buys me some weird wiccan/bruja shit, threw away most of it except some stuff I still use

>sleeping in her parent's RV, no guest bedrooms

>start seeing shadows standing outside of the RV windows staring in, disappearing after I look at them

>looking around camper a few days later, seeing footprints around the sand

>seen enough shit by this point to be properly spooped

>tell her second morning of footprints

>she busts out the cleansing shit, smells like garbage but it works, burns some kind of herb through the window, does some blessing around the outside of the camper

>stop seeing shadows outside the RV

>fastforward a week

>hunting with her dad

>staying out overnight, start campfire

>middle of the night, wake up to see shadow figure standing by the edge of the camping area staring at me

>freak out, start yelling, thing disappears

>her dad wakes up and tells me to stop being a bitch

>I stay up the rest of the night, and we return to the house the next night

>mfw never went hunting in northern arizona again


37d37e  No.623988

File: 678a90ca9e6562d⋯.png (340.07 KB, 512x511, 512:511, eq4adIZ.png)

Have more stories, especially innawoods, will post more later. My life is a LARP.


ed8b8b  No.624016

>>623988

Please do. They're interesting reads.


37d37e  No.624020

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>>624016

They're about to get extra larpy. Buckle up boys, we're gonna go over the story of when I became Pagan

>a year after joshua tree, am park ranger in the rockies, maintenance, clearing trails of overgrowth, etc

>recovering still from combat, not PTSD but close I guess - took years to normalize myself

>one day get call to clear out a section of the woods that always gave me the heebie-jeebies with coworker - let's call him Alan

>Alan is a Jesus freak, won't shut up about bible, jebus, etc. Tolerable dude, but not someone I'd drink with

>We spend most of the day clearing the trail, stop around mid-afternoon

>Eat lunch at small picnic table at top of ridge, gotta come back and fix it later cus the thing looks to be as old as the park

>Ridge top overlooks entire valley, pretty beautiful, but way too hard of a hike for most people

>Alan won't shut up about the bible and how he knows the lord will protect him and some such

>I'm not paying attention to him, enjoying the view.

>The path continues on to our left into the densest forest in the entire region, dark and spoopy

>Hear loud crashing from our left, from said area

>I go to ask Alan if he heard that, he's gone

>Jesus freak noped the fuck out back to the truck, can hear him running fast

>Get more angry at him than anything and decide to take it out on whatever the fuck it was that decided to interrupt my lunch

>Unholster .357, go to investigate

>Hear loud crashing again, and see black shape hauling ass through the forest. Looked like a boar, a small one at that

>Meatsbackonthemenuboys.mp3

>Start tracking the thing, boar prints clear in the muddy earth - it had been raining recently so the mud hadn't dried yet

>Quarter mile in, tracks disappear, just stop abruptly.

>decide fuck it, will come back tomorrow

>That night have really weird fucking dream

>Am sitting in a pitch black room, with a single candle in front of me and a book in my lap

>Flipping through the pages, don't know what they say because it's all in some strange language that looks vaguely familiar

>A gnarled, old hand reaches from over my shoulder (behind me) and is pointing to something on the page, speaking to me but I can't co consciously register what it's saying

>Wake up gasping like I just ran a fucking marathon

>shake it off a as my mind being weird and still recovering

>Next morning bring rifle with me to find that damn boar

>Make it up to the picnic table, start clearing the trail

>Clear rest of trail, come back and go to the same spot I saw the boar tracks. Still fresh enough to track

>Follow them again, they stop in the same spot

>But now the boar is laying there, dead, with a huge, single wound on it's side, like it was skewered or stabbed through with a sword or spear or some shit

>whatintarnation.mov

>Grab pig, throw it in truck and haul it back to base camp

>Tell coworkers about it, they chalk it up to hunters

>pigs are free game, so plausible

>later on phone with sister who is Norse pagan

>Tell her about it

>She starts sending me pictures of runes

>Oh shit that's the same shit on the arm and in the book

>mfw I got contacted by Odin

>mfw the Allfather stole my kill

>mfw officially convert to Asatru

>mfw gif related

I wasn't lying when I said my life was a Larp. Innawoods can be a fun place sometimes. It's not all skinwalkers and spoops.


fc5a7b  No.624023

I'm pretty sure the apartment I live in right now was owned by a spook hunter. Mother and I moved in when I was five or six, so I don't remember much, but every room had a wall abso-fucking-lutely covered in crucifixes, and there were layers of paint missing under those crucifixes, meaning the guy that lived here NEVER removed them from the walls. He also had a cabinet filled to the brim with, I'm guessing, backup crucifixes, holy water and assorted random shit. He apparently made a living by re-selling apartments and leeching off his daughter, but I don't buy that. We tossed out all of the crucifixes and everything else when we moved in, but no spookshitters came for vengeance, might've unleashed some kind of helldemon he kept trapped in the bathroom or something though. Mommy called me a good boy and gave me 50 Croatian Ferrets because I kicked the spook-filled cabinet in half so we could carry it down the stairs easier I bought two packs of Yu-Gi-Oh cards and a toy AK


f0a21d  No.624027

>>624023

Sure it wasn't a schtizo?


3788cc  No.624039

>>623857

Your thought process is that of a schizophrenic. "You can't disprove the supernatural; therefore it is real." I've had a guy say to my face that my room could, in fact, be filled with leprechauns, because no one can see them. The first thing you have to do is provide proof that they could exist within reality. Physical laws do not allow sapient creatures that can also phase through objects. It just can't happen, there'd be no way for anything to function. Same thing for shapeshifters, it's physically impossible. So when the laws of the universe themselves are against you, and all you have are dubious short-stories that usually have large plot holes, it is not up to your adversary to disprove the supernatural, you have to prove it in the first place. And the entire thing is my dude, is that none of them are real, and they're entirely made up stories for fun. Only the stupidest motherfuckers around take them seriously, but as an extension only mildly less stupid motherfuckers can suspend their disbelief.


d5ca90  No.624043

>>623853

>2 goat carcasses have been deposited near your cave


6b0f4b  No.624046

Oh boy, I told this story only once before in a Brazilian IB.

I kinda hate telling it because it makes my skin crawl so bad I just wanna go dig a hole and hide in it.

I lived all my life up to that point on a farm in the Brazilian countryside, I always loved guns and hunting and just generally grabbing a shitty single shot shotgun and go innawoods with my cousins to hang out or shoot shit.

Trust me, I knew my way around the woods, knew the animals in the area and their sounds.

Brazil doesn't really have big predators, and in the area the only threat was the possibility of a panthera or wild hogs.

I am pretty damn sure it wasn't any of those that night.

>it was early night on a Friday

>my cousins and I were going innawoods because Friday and nothing to do

>that wasn't unusual in the slightest

>got some snacks, some 12G slugs and some buckshot for safety and shooting anything fun

>got my shitty single shot shotgun because it was the only damn gun we had left after the great disarmament

>met with my cousins, R and A, after walking a couple miles through the grazing fields

>the night was bright with a full moon and stars

>I could see everything leading up to the tree line where we would enter a closed trail for a couple more miles

>on our way to the tree line we walked past a dead calf belonging to a neighboring farm to mine

>it looked kinda fresh and it was just shredded to pieces

>to be honest, that was when I started to get a little nervous because it didn't look like any animal attack I've seen in the area

>panthers usually go for the neck and kill fast, and once they do, this close to humans, they eat most of the meat and don't really leave much behind because of how hungry they are or just drag the corpse up a tree and eat there

>the poor thing was destroyed with extreme prejudice

>anyway, my cousins, being the cunts they where, wanted to keep going and try to find whatever did it to the calf

>the only weapon in the group was my shotgun and my shitty reloads of buck and slugs

>yeah, that was a fucking bad idea

>I just didn't knew how bad at the time


6b0f4b  No.624047

File: 9191745b07b4527⋯.jpg (369.3 KB, 1264x698, 632:349, Screenshot_20181109-221534….jpg)

>>624046

>we got to the trail, got our lights on and started to walk through the woods

>it was a narrow trail, but nothing too narrow

>still, seeing a couple yards in any direction was kinda hard even with a bright sky because of how dense the woods were around the trail

>the first red flag that night was how fucking quiet the whole trail was

>not a single peep from any animal

>not a single shuffle in the leaves on the ground or above

>I started to get shivers and the hairs on my back were standing with every step down that damn trail

>I didn't want to say anything because we didn't usually made noises or talked in the woods to avoid scaring off whatever we were hunting

>but I kinda knew just by looking back on my cousins that they were really rethinking our whole night out in that moment

>we where in line, I was in the back with the shotgun low in hand and a couple shells between my fingers

>R and A where ahead of me, shining lights around trying to see through the trees and light our way ahead

>the silence was deafening

>when we finally reached our spot near a source of water we tried to lay low and wait

>it usually worked out

>but that night nothing came

>a couple hours later and with the silence not going away, we finally agreed to head back home for the night

>after several yards back in the trail, I started to hear a sound

>sounded like walking but something heavy walking in an odd pace in the woods

>I heard a tree branch cracking under the steps, and you could tell it was fucking thick

>it was kinda far away enough from us for my cousins to ignore it or not even hear

>we kept walking

>in the last quarter of a mile of the trail the sound started to get closer

>whatever it was, was stalking us basically the whole trail but now it wasn't afraid to close in

>my cousins where swinging their lights around trying to see where the sound was coming from

>it was close

>leaves started to make noise near us

>whatever it was, it was a few feet away from us making noise and shaking bushes

>I pointed my shotgun in the direction I thought the sound was coming from and shot my single slug in the dark

>I heard the most visceral, guttural and inhuman scream I ever heard

>no animal I ever seen could ever make that kind of sound

>my blood was running cold and I couldn't breath

>my hands were shaking and my cousins where yelling, half frozen in place and half dragging one another to the end of the trail

>the scream started to run away from us, but still making so much noise

>I finally got to reload the fucking shotgun and was trying to put my cousins on their feet and start running when we heard the thing making noises and approaching us again from the back of the trail

>it was still screaming

>we were running

>I was behind in the line

>at some point, a couple yards from the end of the trail I felt it close to me

>I only had time to turn around, point my shotgun from the hip and let out a single shot

>between the moon light, the muzzle flash, my shitty flashlight and the adrenaline flooding my system I saw it a mere couple feet behind in the open of the trail

>it was taller than me, all contorted and hunched over

>pale as the moon

>it had long legs and the head of a anteater but it's mouth was all wrong

>and it was screaming that guttural sound as loud as the shotgun

>definitely wasn't an anteater

>my legs were almost giving up on me but I managed to exit the trail and make my run though the grazing fields

>I could see my faggots cousins almost half a mile ahead of me

>I ran until almost passing out

>when I finally reached home, my cousins were already ready to lock everything and didn't want to walk to their own house a quarter of a mile from my house

We were shaking and there wasn't a single second of sleep in that house that night. By dawn we were wrecked and with the light of the day we finally went outside and told the story to my uncle and his friends.

They said we weren't the only ones to ever tell such story, but the old folks told us that last they heard it was decades ago.

They didn't know what it was and to this day, neither do I.

I didn't stick around for long after that because I got a job in the city a couple weeks after and my cousins refuse to talk about that night.

They never went to those woods at night again.

Pic related, it's the shitty shotgun. A Boito Reuna.


f089c3  No.624048

File: f5cd73ec97d84fa⋯.jpg (52.28 KB, 600x398, 300:199, laughter klk.jpg)

>>624031

>I had a dream that we had coitus and she went away


f0a21d  No.624065

>>624039

Hey Fedora-kun.

Explain where gravity comes from.

When you can answer this simple question you can tip your fedora at people. Until then you have to admit there are things beyond human understanding.


f0a21d  No.624068

>>624047

>>624046

I was expecting this to end in

>And it was a nigger!

Good story. Do you have any local folk lore about wild things in the woods?


3788cc  No.624087

>>624065

>If you don't believe in ghosts and skinwalkers you're a fedora tipper

>Hasn't even heard of string theory before

>Not knowing why gravity works means we don't understand how it works

No shit we don't understand everything you literal child. I guess I shouldn't expect a double-digit ape to understand my point or laws of reality in the first place.


6b0f4b  No.624101

>>624068

There are a couple of stories: werewolves, curupira, the headless mule, the capelobo, the water bloke, the chupacabra and some others.

Locally the main ones are werewolves and the bagman, as far as I remeber.

But check out some of our folklore from other regions, the north and northeast have some really weird and fucked up stuff.


9684fd  No.624104

Hey /k/ how does this makes (you) feel? >>>/tv/1692578


f0a21d  No.624105

>>624087

You're a fedora tipper because you're having emotional out bursts over people discussing their weird experiences.

Shouldn't you be on /v/ whining about smash bros?

>>624101

Water bloke?


3788cc  No.624107

>>624105

Try not to project your asshurt on people who're disagreeing with you.


6b0f4b  No.624109

File: 4b4887c4bd0aebd⋯.jpg (58.64 KB, 465x793, 465:793, caboclo dagua.jpg)

File: 64bbd232f2bcea6⋯.jpeg (626.25 KB, 2000x1328, 125:83, 1_OPFeyg2B4qFXBWuTZukeyw.jpeg)

>>624105

Why, yes! The Caboclo D'agua.

It rises from the water and sinks small fishing boats and drowns fishermen in the São Francisco river.

You have to throw tobacco in the water to soothe it, or so they say.


6b0f4b  No.624127

>>624124

Fuck, I never made that connection...

Huehuehuehueheu


3a4a9e  No.624129

File: d42d721a3304bb4⋯.jpg (44.62 KB, 286x634, 143:317, kyuj868.jpg)

>it's currently 5am

>even though I'm paranoid I still read these stories

>there's a fucking cat yowling outside my window

>Too scared to open the window shutters

I swear to god if you fuckers cursed me through these stories I will come to hunt you in the afterlife


f0a21d  No.624158

>>624129

That's the best bit of these stories.

>>624156

disproven years ago. It's dumb art students with boards on rope.


cc9860  No.624174

>>624047

>>624046

any burnt copper or blood smell?


4ccf9a  No.624180

>>624043

>only two

I pretended to be a burger for this?


59b80b  No.624190

>>624129

It is a primal instinct to wander and hunt in the mystery area. We cannot help but to keep our selves entertained to preserve the sanity in this broken world.


6b0f4b  No.624277

I do recall some blood smell throughout the trail that night.

What's the significance?


4ccf9a  No.624297

>>623950

>How do you get raped delivering pizza

>how does a weak female get dragged into a horny man's apartment/barracks room/house and then get fucked

You don't have to be some #metoo retard to see the potential here.


f0a21d  No.624352

>>624297

I understand how rape works. I'm guessing there's a lot of people on a barracks and the pizza place might notice when they're paying for 10 pizzas and the delivery girl is missing.


43bfe9  No.624426

>>624352

Maybe the pizza shop is a front for human trafficking operations?


08596c  No.624438

File: 489aacef1669b37⋯.png (206.29 KB, 407x534, 407:534, atheists.png)


f0a21d  No.624449

No more stories lads?


9f9aa6  No.624451

File: 3ede232c9bb8354⋯.jpg (43.52 KB, 544x784, 34:49, Bunyip_1890.jpg)

>>623853

Fuck you, wendigo. You're not tricking me with that bullshit. I've already seen a bunyip on the Murray River.


8cfb9e  No.624488

File: 58311c51ae5a2ad⋯.jpeg (425.51 KB, 811x1078, 811:1078, 133795AC-C039-4A1B-A02B-C….jpeg)

>>624451

Did you marry the bunyip girl?


173499  No.624504

>>624039

>only mildly less stupid motherfuckers can suspend their disbelief

Suspension of disbelief for entertainment purposes has nothing to do with intelligence. Even the smartest motherfuckers can doubt everything and then have fun with a horror story.

You are the kind of no fun allowed faggot who shits up a good campfire story because ghosts don't real.


43ab2c  No.624505

>>624039

>Physical laws do not allow sapient creatures that can also phase through objects. It just can't happen,

Do physical laws also prevent gigantopithecus to have survived past the Pleistocene and having crossed the Bering strait?


173499  No.624511

>>624277

North American skinwalker stories almost always involve a strong smell of copper or blood.

>>624352

Then I don't understand your confusion. Are you legitimately too autistic to understand ghost stories?

>pizza grill gets got (specifically in the crotchular region)

>gets murdered

>now haunts crotchular murder region

There's nothing in this formula that says the perpetrators got away scott free, only that the horrible event actually happened and there's now an angry boogeyman spooking random dumbasses over it.


b3be02  No.624521

>>623914

>bruja

<dating a spic

spooky story tho

>>623938

wow holy shit. At least you managed to provide closure for someone's family.

>>623945

sad and scary.

>>624047

shidd nightmare fuel


f48a4b  No.624577

File: 171d82836db82b3⋯.jpg (130.33 KB, 800x1131, 800:1131, テレサ姫.jpg)

>>623945

>Tells me story about how this barracks had been haunted for years after a pizza delivery girl got raped and commited suicide

>mfw I got spooped by some roastie's ghost

When do the doujins come out?


f0a21d  No.624588

>>624577

Kill yourself you weeaboo fuck.

Happened last night

>4 am (not the big apple)

>Wind is howling

>All tucked up warm on the sofa with the windows open for fresh air

>Hear something in the garden

>Think it's just the neighbours dicking around

>"AAARRRRRHHHHHH"

>Da fuck is that!?

>"AARRRRRHHH AAARRRHHH"

>Take a sip of tea

>Wrap blanket a bit tighter

>Laugh as I know it's just a deer

>Will be eating it within a week

One of those fun times when you know the local wild life and don't shit yourself when it sounds like a murder scream. There's a lot of apple trees around here so when the summer ends they always head this way to clean up whats left.


43ab2c  No.624627

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>624588

That's a serious accusation. How do you know it's not a native nip?


92f787  No.624628

>>624627

I don't think there are any japanese here other than kazuhira/hafu-poster. if there are others posting under that flag then good written english is a dead giveaway that they aren't pure nipponjin.


1e7286  No.624688

>>624046

>single shot 12g remnant of great disarmament

Scariest part tbh


f0a21d  No.624737

>>624627

Because I've seen the same faggot posting in other threads with a gook flag, anime avatar and the same writing style.


7b1083  No.624752

>>623942

>Don't you guys have some large cat there and kelpies?

Sort of. Kelpie sightings are more or less specific to Scotland and the big cat sightings are confined to one specific moorland near Cornwall. The rest of the UK is mostly empty of creepy shit - you have to remember that we don't have vast areas of untamed wilderness like the States. It's very hard to find a place that's totally uninhabited and unworked for more than a few square miles.


f0a21d  No.624756

>>624752

You have no idea WTF you're talking about. There are tales of black dog sightings all over the UK. Top to bottom ghost dogs lurk these lands.

Big cats are also all over the place. You might live in London where there is nothing but niggers but there's still large areas of countryside for these things to lurk. The midlands is full of stories of large cats. There's loads of old woods and farms around for these things to lurk in.


046302  No.624765

>>624756

yeah also we have plenty of ghost stories

My town has a tale of a ghostly horseman who rides from the manor to the church ground on one night in winter, trying to gain entry to the grounds. The horseman was a local nobleman (from the Joscelyne family iirc) who was a Catholic and so when he died he was not allowed to be buried in the graveyard of the local Anglican church, with the rest of his family. So he haunts the town, trying to rest in the tomb of his ancestors.

True story as well, none of your innawoods pagan larp bullshit.


f48a4b  No.624767

File: 809cae47cf543af⋯.png (129.39 KB, 400x400, 1:1, apu sad.png)

>>624628

Man, you are accusing me of being someone I'm not. I am the hafu anon. Also, is my English really that poor on my usual posts? I know that its been in decline since I've become more reclusive, but I didn't think it was that poor. I should read more books if so.

I have one

>be 11 year old shota

>sort of stormy day with moderate wind and rain

>home alone watching some history channel

>being smart I've shut all the shutters

>made sure the doors were all closed

>someone rings the home telephone

>guy on phone says"hey d… do you remember me, ojisan?"

>don't recognize his voice and answer that I don't

>guy says "are your parents home?"

>me, being a smart and good boy, answers "no"

>line is cut from his end

>obviously the guy is coming for virgin boipussy

>scared as shit so grab my cricket bat and barricade the front and kitchen doors using furniture and stand in front of door

>call up the police just in case

>suddenly hear the shutters violently shaking, as if someone were shaking them

>run upstairs to be able to defend virginity from the phonerapist

>eventually hide in the second floor storage room and barricade the doors with boxes and camping gear

>the room is the darkest room in the house and the only windows are right next to the neighbors tree, the branches of which hits the windows from time to time due to the wind

>start hearing ringing noises, voices, and footsteps and feel crawling sensations; I know all of these were in my mind but it did scare me

>door bell rings and I make my way to the intercom

>its the police and all of this happened within the span of 10 minutes or so

>they stay in front of my house until my parents come home

I still don't know who the guy was on the phone, or what or who shook the shutters, but being alone in a pretty large house and then confining myself in a room full of boxes towering over me is not something I want to do again. I do realise now that a cricket bat would be more effective in the open, and not in a room full of junk.

My mother, who claims that she's "spiritual", thinks there were bad spirits in the store room, but I'm sure its due to the room being constantly dark due to limited sunlight entering and the overall musty feel to the room. That said, I only entered that room in day time only after the incident.


04ae32  No.624796

This is sure as hell not /k/ related as no guns are involved.

>be 16 or something like that

>get bored one evening, decide to go for a bicycle drive

>it's early september, so it's getting dark but it's warm, and thus quite comfy in a way

>after cycling for a while decide that I'd cycle around the biggest church in the city and head back home, so, I just kept pedalling down this straight wide road that's fairly well illuminated

>I knew exactly the road I was on, I knew precisely where I was going, I knew the route I needed to take to get there which was to just go straigth down the road few kilometers, up a ridge, down the ridge, across a old bridge and there would be the big church

And to this day I haven't got a clue what happened next. The next thing I knew, I was cycling on a bridge. On a wrong bridge, on the wrong side of the river, something like one and half kilometers from the road I had been cycling on. To get to the point where I had ended up would have meant that I would have had to turn around on the road that I had originally been cycling on, and then proceed to cycle back for 4 kilometers in order to cross a bridge I had crossed earlier, and then cycle another 4 kilometers to get to the point I was then. I had no recollection of turning around, or backtracking or crossing a same bridge twice. I had no bloody idea how I had got there. I suppose my brains just decided to shit the bed for no reason. I was healthy at the time, I didn't drink or do drugs, nor I was particularly tired, nor has it happened before or since.


92f787  No.624841

>>624767

what a misunderstanding. i was saying that i thought you were the only jap-poster here, and that your good english was a giveaway that you're mixed. i remember there being a nihhonjin poster a long time ago that appeared in one thread once with bad english, think it may have been to argue about warcrimes or something.

How old was the house you were in? i heard you guys smash old houses on the regular and i doubt the shotaphile was sending yokai to grab your boi puss. keep any creepy old objects in the closet?


609925  No.624958

File: 3123dcc15d1b6b1⋯.jpeg (33.39 KB, 400x400, 1:1, BC2C04B4-C28A-4003-B935-4….jpeg)

>ywn be a monster hunter that traps and rapes monsters while in Flandre Scarlet cosplay

It’s edgy but it genuinely arouses me.


986df0  No.624999

File: 61bf397d6dd9830⋯.jpg (66.3 KB, 300x100, 3:1, primordial autism.jpg)

>>624958

>rapes

Weren't monsters supposed to be on permanent consent unless married?


670cf0  No.625647

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I saw something I can only describe as a locust fairy thing once, when I was visiting family in a rural area. It looked exactly like vidrelated, even if it is fake/CGI, it had the exact same flight pattern and demeanor. I distinctly remember it having a human face and blond hair on it's head. Family saw it too and were all scared shitless. It had a wingspan of at least 16 inches, with legs being just a bit shorter. Was very aggressive and flew directly at us when we were chilling outside.

I thought it might have been a locust at first, but the legs were bent outwards, it had only one pair of visible arms, and it's semblance to a humanoid was too uncanny. I'm going to visit their estate again this week. Should I hope to see it again, or was it some sort of demon/fae I should try to avoid?


9f9aa6  No.625655

>>624958

>he wants to cosplay as a little girl

I'm afraid you might be a giant faggot.

>>624999

Trips confirm that monsters can't be raped.


d4ebbb  No.625710

File: d4857f69fb542b8⋯.jpg (24.31 KB, 220x380, 11:19, 220px-Attic_Red_Figure_(Wh….jpg)

>>625647

In Greek mythology, that is the way the souls of the dead look like.

Getting touched by the souls of the dead is usually bad for the health.


fed698  No.625736

File: 8570fe15f883413⋯.mp4 (7.6 MB, 474x404, 237:202, jazz feels.mp4)

>>625647

I really need daughters. ;_;


f0a21d  No.625799

>>624765

That's a really neat story. Met any one who's "seen" him?


779f57  No.625887

>>625736

Blue in Green if anybody was wondering.


139316  No.625905

>>625887

>buf0a21d is an absolute cunt to everyone else about their outlandish spook stories except for his fellow pnd scum

really now


139316  No.625906

didn't mean to link that post


086662  No.625907

File: a0d1e60f72ac2ea⋯.webm (7.71 MB, 480x360, 4:3, best daughteru.webm)

>>625736

Here, this will motivate you


992263  No.625908

>>625736

Until they go full chuuni and figure hunting spoops in a graveyard is a good idea.


779f57  No.625923

>>625905

>really now

What the heck are you talking about? I just was naming the song used in jazz feels.mp4

I haven't been following the thread so I'm a bit out of the loop on any drama going on in here.


3a4a9e  No.625925

File: e09dbc0e1854df5⋯.png (880.14 KB, 720x720, 1:1, consider_the_hotarun.png)

>>625736

They are cute and innocent when young, but inevitably turn into whores in their teens. I'd rather have 5+ boys who will one day become soldiers and genocide turks and then return home as heroes and have dozens of beautiful children, rather than have a daughter who will fuck around at the age of 14 and become childless in her late 40s.


fed698  No.625934

File: 2e9e9b83238fdcc⋯.jpg (85.42 KB, 768x768, 1:1, 8WOih4v.jpg)

>>625925

>there will never again be all-girl schools that teach your daughters how to use rifles, tanks and assault mechas for the purpose of kebab removal

Why even live?


e54305  No.626154

>>625934

>again

There was one before?


086662  No.626171

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>625934

Why not work towards that goal?


4cd765  No.626173

>>626171

>13 year old gril

You think she has ironic shirts about how she knows how to use a gun and will kill you if you touch her dad?


086662  No.626176

File: 7ad055f1d77c31f⋯.png (83.93 KB, 500x348, 125:87, 7ad055f1d77c31fc8164c64e88….png)

>>626173

>tfw no father daughter kill team


4cd765  No.626179

File: 0f035f4180974fd⋯.gif (497.9 KB, 500x225, 20:9, MFW - TFW - Yup.gif)

>>626176

>TFW daughter has a higher and better K:D ratio than you do.


4cd765  No.626180

>>626179

>as I imply daughter is dead

Put me out of my misery please.


086662  No.626183

>>626179

>>626180

she could have a 10:0 ratio while you only have a 6:0


086662  No.626184

>>626183

yes I know that x/0 can't be defined, but she could still have a better score than you with no deaths


4cd765  No.626187

>>626183

>>626184

It makes me tear up thinking of having a 13yo daughter with a 10:0 K:D versus my 6:0 K:D when SHTF.

But that will never happen and I get sad.


086662  No.626190

>>626187

first, we have to make the daughters and then train them for SHTF it can still happen when the next economic collapse causes the shitskins to chimp out when the gibs are cut off


f0a21d  No.626197

Stop derailing the thread you faggots. You can do your incest fantasies else where.


992263  No.626198

>>625934

I got to teach some JC's over the course of a summer how to shoot, house clear and squad level tactics if that is any consolation. I know one of them has PTSD over being fed yellow wax beans.


effac2  No.626231

>>625923

I didn't mean to link your post buddy, you're fine.

I was talking about the anglokike doing his best to shit the thread up.


5b1375  No.626232

File: ce1ed3d9928b4a2⋯.gif (662.65 KB, 500x446, 250:223, 1450147789721.gif)

>>626180

What happened.


effac2  No.626233

>>625934

Greece had assault mechas at one point?


fed698  No.626239

>>626171

>single handedly removes an entire simulated platoon of kebabs

>does not even receive a hug, headpat or a "good girl" praise at the end

Not sure if extremely Spartan training or neglective fatherhood.

>>626233

Where did you think the denbts came from?


bebfd4  No.626403

File: ac6193dd49958cb⋯.gif (378.63 KB, 264x257, 264:257, Katyusha.gif)

>>625934

Have the superior gif version strelok


5cd01c  No.626450

>>625799

Well as a child we used to stay up late at night to watch the road to the manor to try and spot him. I can't recall anyone specific mentioning a sighting of him but I think I'll bring him up in conversation again when I'm next in the pub. I think ghost sightings were more frequent in the past when there were fewer people around and therefore less human activity (which seems to cause spirits to leave the area). The story is a very old one, at least 300 years.


3a4a9e  No.626451

>>626233

Yeah well about that debt…


37017c  No.626489

File: 06d2d4417baab86⋯.png (656.39 KB, 480x800, 3:5, 7FA306EA-6AFA-4DF6-93B5-2C….png)


c432d2  No.626763

>>625907

You know in my twenty years on the internet I have seen a whole lot of things, but a little girl having a murder orgasm after killing a deer is definitely something new for me. Good job Strelok.


a85af0  No.641030

File: 922e4c9875e700b⋯.jpg (18.14 KB, 217x326, 217:326, hobo_hei.jpg)

>>624129

How do you faggots sleep at night knowing that shit like >>623945 roams the earth?

I can live with the ayyys and skinwalkers just fine. At least you can still shoot them. But immaterial demons and spirits raping your house as if it were the ass end of the eye of terror? Fuck that shit.


b6f5fe  No.641031

I'm attuned to the Vril and can sunmon UFOs. I can prove it if any /k/ommandos wanted to go camping.


c61976  No.641038

>>641031

>He bought the slav mysticism meme


d66750  No.641077

File: 8807023e5b90ffe⋯.png (374.76 KB, 1920x1259, 1920:1259, Adrenaline_molecule_ball_f….png)

>>626763

It's called the shakes you sick fuck, it happens after your body is pumped full of adrenaline that it needs to work off. I guess your people haven't experienced adrenaline since the 1940s, shame.


6e6f30  No.641083

File: e15a34cde4f1446⋯.jpg (123.62 KB, 728x644, 26:23, stop.JPG)

>>641077

You don't need to bully the Kraut just because he's not allowed to have murder orgasms like us.


6fc04c  No.641084

>be me

>7 years old

>living in my old house

>I was watching TV

>went to get something in the fridge

>turn back and see a woman in white and black hair with her back turned to me

>can see her hands, her hair (which is kinda neat, not messy as one would expect) and her feet, all very white

>she walks through the corridor and turns into my room

>can't see a face, not like it's blank but maybe I didn't have an angle

>I run to my room and see nothing

The only explanation is that a woman wore a white dress, climbed the gates, went through the window and waited in the bathroom until I walked by, then went to my room and jumped through the window only to spook me.

I'll live there EOY or in the beginning of 2020. I hope I don't die.


83a1c5  No.641103

>>641030

Don't worry Thailand, your holy armband will protect you


f43263  No.641106

>>641038

Yes because I've seen it for myself

(same anon, maybe different id)




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