>>620900
>Add chloroform to the towel of[spoilers]insert shitbag bunkmate's/shitbag sergeant's name[/spoilers] the victim.
>When they go to wipe their face they fall headfirst onto the hard and hopefully dirty bathroom soaking bathroom floors full of mildew water and pubes.
>He'll wake up with a headache, runny nose, and a mouthful of pubes not suspecting a thing.
>When he goes to wipe all the blood and guck off of his face he just repeats the process until he finally comes to his senses or someone saves him.
>Constant face planting onto the shower floor causes brain damage.
>Do this to all the shitbags at once.
>No more shit bags left.
Rinse and repeat. Literally. Can't have them investigating anyone for using chloroform, so make sure to wash the towels and mop the residue into the drains.