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263246 No.620750
You all know what I'm talking about. We've all seen the /k/ube, and most people don't even remember the original intent of that thing or they've completely memory holed it after it became an object of endearment. So, this is a thread for exactly that kind if imagery: things that were designed as attacks, insults, or political fuel against weapons ownership and usage, yet the subject matter is just so good or funny or interesting that it's easy to turn it around and like it just for the satire and the smugness.
I'll start with this old and obscure song Eddie Vedder wrote about his penis envy.
263246 No.620753
And of course, the flagship examples.
beabda No.620759
>>620758
>こんな世界にあなたは住みたいですか
>Do you want to live in a world like this
What kind of a retarded question is that
>go for lunch, have good sushi
>you can get Walthers, Colts, Tokarevs and other funs at the same place
>tfw all of our antigun propaganda is just
>If you give Poles weapons they'll start killing politicians and journalists jews each other
d006b4 No.620760
>>620753
>first pic
Its pretending to be an entire cube of guns but you can see they are just welded on to a hollow shell.
263246 No.620761
>>620760
If I remember right it actually has a vault door on the back, and you can walk inside it.
c3daac No.620763
>>620758
Why is Japanese advertisement so autistic? Is it some kind of honorable tradition to only record any material when you're high?
c3daac No.620765
>>620763
I don't mean in a bad way, it's just it looks like they are doing something else besides pushing an agenda, advertizing a product or something, kind of like a game of "how autistic can we make the ad and still let it on tv"Japanese roulette. In most cases all over the world when they push for gun control they try to make it touching, push for pity, fear and other such emotions but here it doesn't feel like they really do. Are their expressions supposed to show fear or anything?
polite sage for doublepost
beabda No.620766
>>620759
>>620758
However the cook might be jewish as in his anger over not being paid he pulls out an Uzi, out of all weapons.
1d1b7d No.620768
>>620759
The Japanese are fucking bug people man, and its only gotten worse since the war. They just can't bare facing the reality that violence exists out there and that ultimately, you have to take responsibility for your own life.
The worst implication of this is that anime screenwriters don't know the intricacies of the usage of firearms -just watch Steins;Gate's fighting sequences. Absolutely dogshit levels of bang bang pew pew fighting.
>>620763
I think this was a work commissioned by the Metropolitan Police, and thus the autismo. I don't remember seeing any of these ads on national tv anyways (not that I'd remember it, but the police would not do TV ads). Perhaps the novelty of actual guns existing in the public and how most crimes involving firearms involve Gun-Otaku who reactivated deactvated pistols, or the Yakuza. There's very little incentive to be too serious I suppose.
Also the posters below are actual posters I've seen, and they all talk of "ERADICATE GUNS" or "STOP GUN CRIME". I suppose they're more serious in nature.
>>620766
>If Goyim think that they can leave without paying 6 gorillion anime credits for the gefilte fish, then they're dead wrong!
161295 No.620770
>>620763
>Jap anything
>not autistic
It's like you don't know the first thing about them.
d006b4 No.620772
>>620761
Intredasting.
I still think a cube of guns would be cooler.
Id have one in my garden.
b38e6f No.620778
>>620758
Why is Japan even bothering with anti-gun ads? Have gun violence ever really been a problem for you outside of the immediate post-war period?
1d1b7d No.620784
>>620778
Most cases of illegal guns in Japan involves either the Yakuza shipping in pistols in parts, family members of veterans finding Type 14's that their grandfather's hid away, or gun aficionados somehow getting ahold of a real gun. Most of these cases are reliant on tips from family members or other members of the public acting as informants, and I think that's why Japanese police still promote gun eradication.
Although I'm no fan of the police, I am in awe at the sheer competence they display in being able to enforce every minute detail of a law. People here are way to content too, and they just like down and take it up the ass.
742f76 No.620789
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Trust no one, not even yourself.
b38e6f No.620791
beabda No.620794
000000 No.620800
>>620753
Didn't some "journalists" claim that the gun cube is islamophobic? I feel like it has happened but couldn't find anything.
If it hasn't happened, I will make it happen. Where is it located? The site and social media accounts related to it seem dead. Did they trash it or what?
d7137c No.620801
Goddamn, was Japan always like this in terms of guns?
I miss Imperial Japan.
beabda No.620802
>>620801
No, it's all thanks to democrator occupation.
263246 No.620803
>>620801
Weapons ownership with the exception of ceremonial pieces and things granted by the government's permission has always been extremely rare and restricted as far as I'm aware. Obviously soldiers and guards get different privileges. My impression is that Japanese culture has never had a very fleshed-out concept of 'rights', though, and that social pressure and appearances matter more than a lot of other things, and people who carry weapons are seen as bad people. Even in modern times I've heard it's better to plead guilty to a false accusation than to try to argue it, because the courts just don't care and all resisting will do is get you branded by society as a liar and criminal.
I could be wrong, and Japanon is obviously a better source.
263246 No.620815
>>620813
So things changed for a period around the turn of the century? Interesting.
313824 No.620860
>>620753
Is that the Lady of Pain?
313824 No.620861
>>620758
This is a D.A.R.E. ad for guns. It will only make people want guns more.
5fca37 No.620863
>>620811
>toy guns
>my Arisaka is a toy gun
Ok.
8fde9b No.620871
>>620788
But he just left the girl with the criminal. Is he OK with her getting raped and turned out so long as they just use honorabu samurai blade when doing it?
b38e6f No.620873
>>620871
>Is he OK with her getting raped
Oh boy, he hasn't looked at the conviction rate (or lack there of) for rape in Japan, has he?
742f76 No.620883
>>620871
In Japan, only old men are allowed to rape.
6f429b No.620957
>>620758
>Japanese anti-gun propaganda
>Hires Chinese actors for the anti-gun ads
Hmmmm?
95fd9f No.620958
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Despite being blatant commie propaganda, I like RATM a lot.
4fa8a5 No.620970
>>620957
It's like having limeys come to America to demand we smash our salt ruffles.
a1aca4 No.620979
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>>620758
Tbh this would have made a good gun safety ad; if you don't want to get raped keep your finger off the trigger and don't point your gun at things you don't want to shoot at. Also have a spoopy Halloween video about some dumbcunt Japanese High School student getting shot with a Fudd .44 after he trespassed on to private property.
>In November 1993 they met with President Bill Clinton, who was presented with a petition signed by 1.7 million Japanese citizens urging stronger gun control.
I can't believe so many people would be duped into interfering in another sovereign nation's laws. Womp womp, the kid should have known better and Darwin caught him acting like 80IQ brainlet.
Also I've borrowed several books regarding Japanese firearm history and I'll get back with a better summary of Japanese gun legislature and history.
798a34 No.620982
>be japan
>ban guns
>crazy japs just rush into schools or old people homes with knives and rack up double digit scores anyways
beabda No.621075
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>>620982
>American schools shooters are out of shape failures who can't even get a good score with a fully semi-automatic high capacity glolt clipazine-ready scary black military-grade Auto-Rampager 15 rifles with child-seeking bullets
Imagine how many less there would be if they had been bullied early, and OFTEN
798a34 No.621083
>>621075
>not carrying a backpack full of liberators
beabda No.621084
>>621083
>backpack full of liberators
5af593 No.621127
>>621084
>Come to school ready to unleash retribution
>open backpack
>Platoon of Red Army conscripts come screaming out, drunkenly firing their Nuggets and PaPaSha’s at anything that moves.
>Begins looting expensive electronics from classrooms, moves on to copper from the walls when there are no more computers/televisions.
>Students and teacher (male and female) are raped mercilessly.
Seventy years later that kid gets a statue for his role in preserving world Democracy.
5938fe No.621131
>>620768
>jap crushing a 1911
Over 70 years later and they're still butthurt
66476c No.621668
>>620751
Water they saying?
c188f9 No.621672
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Fuck these piece of shit yuppie fudds and especially fuck them for plagiarising the Allman Brothers, but as openly anti-gun as this song is it's one of their few decent ones. Fags like to defend them by claiming that one member of the band owned a .22 LR pistol, which is the flimsiest excuse in the world on the same level as 'Nobody is more pro-gun than me, but we need to ban guns'.
Also, Skynyrd fans are fake Southerners.
1d1b7d No.621682
>>621668
Ominous computer guy
>Our IRL meet up is at…
>The Kenjyu Onsen!（健充=Kenju=拳銃=Hand Gun)
*autistic gun nerd in bathtub sounds*
>Is that real?
<I finally got it wwww
<If y'all want it I can give it to you XDDDD
<Everybody wants the real thing after a while wwwww
>real things are going to cause trouble mane
>yeah~ that's trouble
>MaHzUIYOxth!!!! You can't have the real thing
<fuck what should i do
>lets call the Hand Gun 110
NO GUNS
66476c No.621727
>>621682
I assume that make more sense in Nipponese?
2c64d1 No.621728
>>621727
No.
>I have a real handgun now
<you can't have that it's against the law!
>you're right I should turn it in
66476c No.621731
>>621728
Oh that makes sense. It’s a valid thing to do
Off topic but I despise America and Japan for not depopulation the Phillipeans while you could have.
30b396 No.621744
>>621727
>Our gathering takes place at… the handgun hot-spring
<Does that [handgun] function in a way which can expel metal projectiles at velocities high enough to kill or seriously wound a man, or is it a replica?
>I finally possess a compact firearm which expels potentially lethal projectiles.
>I am willing to refer possession of my lethal handgun to you, because after an undefined period of time longer than a second, everybody desires to hold, own and operate a lethal handgun.
<Lethal firearms may or may not discharge accidentally or be used for crime.
>Affirmative.
>You should not possess or operate a lethal handgun [due to our law codes].
<I am in imminent danger from the Japanese authorities due to my possession of a firearm classified as a handgun under Japanese law. What should the next course of action I undertake be if I wish to avoid prosecution and/or heavy jail time?
>It would be most prudent to call the national phone-number who's primary function is the realm of private handgun ownership.
>"No guns."
66476c No.621745
>>621744 the Philippines
Japan, No guns!
f5dc18 No.621751
>>621744
They said all of that with so few words? Japanese really is a powerful and expressive language!
c3daac No.621766
>>621749
That's beautiful. Song name, anyone?
5fca37 No.621850
>>621134
Got taught to shoot by a paratrooper and an SS NCO, not to mention everything else that goes with digging trenches and fucking things up.
>>621766
Its in the title Slavman.
36f88f No.621857
>>621744
Now you're thinking like a citizen, citizen!
66476c No.621888
>>621749
Is that the fucking spongebob half time song?
capcha bushwo
5bceda No.621892
>>621749
Also, anyone got the webms of the Sandy Hook Promise video?
4ff881 No.621897
>>621672
God tried to do us a favor in 1977, but sadly he wasn't able to get them all.
27831a No.621898
>>621075
It's actually harder to survive a stabbing than a gunshot and considering how crowded schools are now you could probably just start swinging a knife around and get double digit numbers. Not to mention how it's hard to hear somebody get stabbed across the school but you can damn sure hear a gunshot.
66476c No.621900
>>621898
>It's actually harder to survive a stabbing than a gunshot
Fucking citation needed. I fail to see how having 3 inches of sharp steel pushed into you is more deadly than a piece of lead going faster than the speed of sound which will deform on impact.
130330 No.621925
>>621892
I wish I had the Satania one.
edca06 No.621930
>>621925
>>621928
Here it is in webm format
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5289c1 No.621991
>>621900
A knife has more surface area and momentum than a bullet, and creates wider wounds with more chance of damaging blood vessels and organs. Also, deformation takes time and relies on a small window of penetration distance for the most effectiveness, and FMJ (the cheapest and most common ammo of any cartridge bar shotshells) is not going to deform at all in a soft, fleshy target, except in very rare circumstances. Getting icepicked in the belly by 5.56 NATO or 9mm Parabellum FMJ (and thus having a .22" or .36" diameter, clean hole) is far less lethal than taking a blade that can be as wide as two inches and as long as a foot (although admittedly likely smaller, so let's say slightly more than an inch and five inches long) to the belly, especially with how dirty and crooked a knife stab is likely to be. Bullets fly relatively straight unless they deflect or lose energy, and neither of those things are likely to happen at the balls-touching ranges of a hallway.
Someone post the statistics of knife wounds vs. knife deaths and gunshot wounds vs. gunshot deaths. I don't have them on me at the moment.
5289c1 No.621992
>>621991
Well, to correct myself, I shouldn't generalise. Surface area obviously varies wildly and a .50 caliber bullet is going to outweigh a pen knife by a long shot. But no smart shooter is going to bring a Desert Eagle or an S&W 500 to a school, and no smart stabber is going to bring a Swiss army knife or one of those retarded plastic key knives from Harbor Freight. I'd say the bare minimum blade dimensions someone is likely to use are 3/4x3-1/2", and you can get much bigger than that and still be easily concealable in a pants pocket or up a sleeve.
>captcha again but my connection hasn't changed
Which one of you homos is DDoSing?
149a26 No.622022
c50b3a No.622031
>>621991
No one really wins a knife fight, they just lost less blood or died last. I would argue that a gun has a much easier time dealing damage to the upper torso than a knife would. But that isn't the only vital area, just the most densely packed in regards to vital organs. Hell, a deep enough gash on the thigh will kill anyone in a few minutes.
You also forgot to mention that hitting bone with a bullet can cause much more damage as bone fragments are now helping the wound.
70eb2f No.622037
>>620750
>that song
Was 'glorified bb gun' intended as anti-gun, do you suppose? They were famous and most famous people have been anti-gun but I always interpreted it as pro-gun. Of course, 'Yankee Doodle' was supposed to shame us colonists into being ashamed of being country hicks on the wrong side of the pond, and we took it to song to say how pro-hick we all were. So maybe I'm just an American.
f8e465 No.622040
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>>622037
The wholesong is about equating guns to penis compensators and how the narrator needs a gun to feel manly, but is religious and stupid afraid to actually kill anything.
Eddie Vedder has also written this song which is about a fictional incident of police brutality against a black friend he never had, which never happened, and its anti-white message is kinda obvious. The title is literally "White Male American". The guy was progressive as hell.
70eb2f No.622046
>>622040
>which never happened
Wondered about that, too. Well, if it had, it woulda been fine. Stuff happens, losing friends makes you angry. Sometimes cops make you angry too. But I will continue to enjoy that album because Vedder can play.
Also I'm pretty sure that other song was about zoophilia, so yeah, that's pretty (((progressive))).
726bb4 No.622050
>>621925
I could've sworn I had a bites the dust version of this where it looped perfectly back to the beginning, but I either drunkenly hallucinated about that or forgot to save it.
726bb4 No.622051
>>622050
>VPN is set to east coast US
>get kraut flag
???
0d89c0 No.622240
313824 No.622316
>>621749
I was not expecting the end slide.
0ca608 No.628436
/pol/ and /leftypol/ both trying to astroturf on this board the last several months is pretty hilarious. I ironically enjoy that.
80fdff No.635030
>>621083
>backpack full of liberators
7f79f8 No.636587
>>620813
What kind of uncivilised animal holds their fork the right hand?
42344b No.636588
>>636587
A l*ft handed person.
7f79f8 No.636591
>>636588
Left handed "people" need to be culled
72043b No.636594
>>620759
Can't you just point out the fact my country is literally next door, has the most pro-guns legislative in the EU, yet manages to be in the top 10 safest countries in the world?
130330 No.636597
>>636591
There's a good reason we used to cane them into obedience whenever they stepped out of line, but then we were tricked into believing they were just like us. Right people are too decent for our own good.