/k/ - Weapons

>>616974

>>616974

I bet dicks could work.

The issue with fantasy weapons is:

1. Always way bigger and heavier then was used historically

2. Built by people that don't use or sport with swords so they have spikes and weird angles that would be pure torture.

I'd melt down my fantasy weapon and build a longsword. Or, tbh I really like George Silver right now, so maybe a basket hilted, short bladed sword and a big fucking main gauche.

Most of it would come down to armor though. Thats the real killer. Most armor inf antasy simply would not work in the real world. Plates would lock together, you can't bend over, can't raise your arms over your head…. its a real mess.

>>616974

>Make up a scenario and an use for your favourite fictional weapons.

It's the Belkan war but this time you're playing as one of the good guys, eventually obtaining pic related to battle against your former best friend who turns out to be behind the whole death game scheme and thus serves as the final boss.

The plane would have a ridicoulus T/W ratio+speed due to its fuckhueg engines, mediocre to shit low speed turn rates with a very high g tolerance to make up for it and a high roll rate.

TLS would function as a great standoff weapon at medium-long ranges but turn out to be utter shit at shorter ranges due to its massive heat signature, nonexistent articulation on top of being a drag-heavy tumor on the back of the airframe that can't be used in certain climates and drains fuel/electricity from other systems such as Radar, avionics etc. like mad when used liberally.

>>617095

Funny thing is pretty "fantasy" looking swords actually existed.

>>617062

>VR Stalker

>the fun of VR banter around campfires

>the thrill of raiding freedom bases

>the stress of navigating arms and legs through dangerous anomalies

>the absolute state of my underwear when bloodsucker surprise

I need it

>>616974

>you can't log out and if you die in the game YOU DIE IRL

Must have made a shit or good game tbh, depending on your view.

On one side, it's terrible game design since you literally only have 1 chance to 1cc this gane. On the other side, this whole 'you die irl' shebang can open up plenty of interesting social experiments. For example, you can pretend to be an FBI loli and lure in pedos before killing them on the spot with your FBI buddies. Just think about the myriad of ways that you can get rid of undesireables by mere suggestions alone?

Or hell! Since this 'MMO' is pretty much a Deep Web 2.0 but for larping, just think about the amount of freedom you could attain inside the virtual landscape?

>>616974

>he only rule is it must work under real world physics so you can't swing a sword 10 times your size or shoot fireballs out your asshole

>Not rectally inserting a flamethrower that fires when you squeeze your asshole

0/10 op is always a humungous faggot

>grind my useless weapon on lowbie mobs

>become a master of the farcical neon space dildo sword

>enlist in /k/-tier player-killer guild once I'm at a sufficient level to be useful

>prove my worth by beheading another player because the weak must fear the strong

>I am now BulldozerDildo69, executioner for the most notorious guild in the server

>my laughable weapon has now become a thing of fear for most of the server's playerbase

>some jackass hero-type beats the game and we're all booted out of the game

>no longer the gargantuan mountain of muscle known as BulldozerDildo69, I am now emaciated and bedridden due to muscle atrophy

>some fuckwits tattle on me and my guild leading to an official investigation into our actions

And that's the story of how I landed multiple life sentences after we escaped the game.

>>621354

>Nuclear Shaped Charges.

>>616974

I don't need such excuses.

>>621525

>>621525

>>621528

>>621525

>>621528

T-they're beautiful… I've never seen a visual shitpost this potent before. God bless you, Japan.

>>621528

>>621528

>>621525

>>621543

>swords

>fantasy swords

Real men have no need for such children's toys in a fantasy scenario.

>>621557

>acting like a goblin

Oh, you better believe that's a slayin'.

>>617119

Italians were pretty great for that