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There's no discharge in the war!

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d946e7  No.611343

/k/ What are the pros and cons of joining the Navy?

0a3f98  No.611346

>>611343

Pros: you have a job

Cons: you become a homosexual.


b4c872  No.611393

File: e90248fb477fb1a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 104.67 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, aids people.jpg)

>Search the world for treasure

>learn science technology

>you can learn to fly

>play in sports and skin dive

>study oceanography

>you can sail the seven seas

>you can put your mind at ease

Come on and join your ♂fellow man♂


0eacdd  No.611430

Become a subby and you won't have to give a fuck about the entire world for 99% of the time.


0ba55d  No.611433

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>>611343

Pros:

>Not gonna die for Israel since your ass is somewhat valuable

>Get to travel, and not Chairforce "sit on base in a foreign country" travel but actually travel

>Get the best pick of overseas locations that aren't Europe

>Get practical experience in most fields because they need you to be able to repair or work on SOMETHING involving a skilled trade if you aren't the cook or undesignated on-board

>Don't have to worry about blowing your money on bullshit while serving sea duty because you're stuck on a boat for 2-8 months at a time

>Overall get treated with more respect in the trade fields than some chairforce pleb even though you didn't actually serve in a dangerous role for the military

>Get to shit on Marines daily once you get to about E4 since marines can't rank up past E4 without basically perfect scores

>The nigger in charge of teaching you a trade is actually a pretty cool guy

>A-school

>Get all the practical research funding so never have to worry about budget cuts

>If SHTF you're probably in the safest branch of the military

Cons:

<Less sign-on bonuses than Chairforce (or none) since Navy needs more officers, not enlistees

<Incompetent females

<A-School is being phased out because it takes too long and enlistees bitch about adding an extra 6 months to their contract

<A-School is paid time in the military, but it doesn't count towards your contract

<You might not die for Israel, but you might die when the Captain fucks up and crashes you into a Chink vessel (or a lighthouse)

<You don't actually get to pick where you go. They send the niggers to Japan to rape, and the White guys and Asians get sent to the shittiest regions they can, but it's all "random"

<Minimum 6 year contract when you account for Boot Camp and A-School, three years mandatory out at sea

<Homoerotic seaman jokes

<Get shit on by Marines constantly even though you're higher rank than them

<Free time doesn't exist during sea duty

<If you're not working 16-18 hour days while on sea duty, you're sucking the officer's dick (or extremely elongated clit)

<Female Officers will legitimately try to have you killed while out at sea if you bring up rules & regs (or if you fuck her sister)

<Weird words for everything that you'll get yelled at if you use the proper terms instead

<If a Navy electrician, be prepared for jokes about horsecocks/you WILL have to touch your superior's penis at some point willingly or unwillingly

Personally if you just want to keep your head low and get the military benefits/college funding, go Chairforce or Air National Guard where you'll sit on base all day. Boot Camp is harder but everything else is easier and unless we start a war in Europe you'll be fine. If you want to do a trade and experience something more akin to a life-changing experience that will "build character" but might make you jaded/bitter, the Navy is the safer, more interesting (because travel), and overall better option if not the option that will work you harder. If you want to die for Israel, join the Army/Marines while everyone laughs at you and your pride born from being a window licking retard. The best option though is to NOT JOIN THE MILITARY unless you're in a situation where you don't have much of a choice/not joining the military would fuck you over long-term.


0ba55d  No.611436

File: 01c028ed130563e⋯.jpg (432.72 KB, 840x916, 210:229, ro_500_by_noeru_sama-d8jol….jpg)

Also

>How many sailors does it take to change a lightbulb?

<None, because the right size bulb isn't on-board, the marine-supply store doesn't carry that style bulb, and the mail-order house has them on back-order.


cf62d5  No.611439

File: 94e628b3fb81de8⋯.jpg (16.86 KB, 778x385, 778:385, SHE006nw.jpg)

You are considerably less expendable due to being inside a multi-billion dollar floating metal box, and if you are in the UK you have a chance of joining 3 Commando and getting a cool knife to show the grandkids.


2555ec  No.611447

>>611433

> go Chairforce or Air National Guard where you'll sit on base all day. Boot Camp is harder but everything else is easier

Are NATO Forces trying to imitate murka down to the last detail?


0eacdd  No.611453


8df7fb  No.611458

>>611447

Such is life in a puppet state.


f9237b  No.611472

>>611430

You could, but if you're a Burger, Baguette, Chink, Britbong, or Adidas Collector, you could be below the waves for half a year at a time with ~150 other men in a tin can of varying construction quality, especially if you are a Chink or have genetic predispositions to tracksuits.

I would take a surface ship unless you really love the life. Unless I was a SEAL/other country equivalent I wouldn't get into one of those subs.


0eacdd  No.611474

>>611472

Sounds like heaven to me.

Also: diesel/electric subs can stay at sea just as long, they just won't stay submerged all the time unless they use a snorkel :^) and most of the crew doesn't get to go on deck even when the sub is at the surface anyways.

Why are there so many cool jobs in the military and you can only do one at a time?


b35be3  No.611477

pros:

Money

Cons:

Might get bombarded by Israeli aircraft while the rest of the world loves and praises Israel and your government ignores that you ever existed


3bf4bb  No.611479

File: 8d372cdc115c775⋯.jpeg (520.31 KB, 2000x1428, 500:357, u.s. navy in cambodia.jpeg)

Can you imagine yourself posing together with AIDSman. Psycho Cunt and all these gook kids?


58700f  No.611485

>>611430

>Become a subby

But that requires being a manlet.


2a57dc  No.611491

File: ab4334d3a5dbceb⋯.jpg (173.57 KB, 1024x1012, 256:253, ab4334d3a5dbceb51b146a060d….jpg)

What about being a corpsman?


0eacdd  No.611492

>>611491

Army but with worse equipment and with even more stupid people?


b35be3  No.611494

>>611491

You get killed first because in war nobody actually cares about warcrimes. The moment an enemy sniper realizes you're a medic then say goodbye to life.

You also might get aids


80bfec  No.611496

File: 8fbad995fc325dd⋯.jpg (178.74 KB, 700x525, 4:3, 0011.jpg)

>>611492

>>611491

My understanding is that the Blueside Corpsmen work on ships, hospitals, and clinics, while the greenside works on Marine bases or deploys with crayon eaters.

Then there's SARC which are Über-Corpsmen that get "contracted" so-to-speak to Crayon Feasters (Marine Recon, Marine Raiders), Navy SEALs, and Green Berets, possibly even Delta Force.

AFAIK Blueside can learn "specialties" such as being a pharmacist, nurse, et cetra to make big boy bucks once they get out, while Greenside is focuses mostly on just patching up Marines, however that doesn't stop you from taking the time to learn something while you're deployed (I've read a Greenside Corpsman learned to do Biomed while deployed and immediately got 80-90k job offers as soon as he got out).

SARC is just if you want to make your dick bigger because you're special ops.


f86148  No.611654

>>611433

>They send the niggers to Japan to rape, and the White guys and Asians get sent to the shittiest regions they can, but it's all "random"

Are there some actual statistics to back this up? Not that I doubt it, but I'd like to know more.


0eacdd  No.611665

File: 373ebd0a8ae5696⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1676x926, 838:463, serveimage.png)


cf62d5  No.611691

>>611491

Someone post those stories about the corpsman treating female soldiers who had flesh eating STD's while on tour in Iraq.


b68ba7  No.611705

>>611343

Ships are pretty cool.


0ba55d  No.611919

File: eb3a512f877720d⋯.png (189.34 KB, 630x840, 3:4, img_0009.png)

>>611654

>Are there some actual statistics to back this up?

That would allow researchers to figure out what the Navy is doing and thus allow enlistees to file a lawsuit, so it'll never happen. The nips developed the katakana word "クロンボ" (Kuronbo) specifically to refer to niggers from the Navy stationed in Japan because they were so frequent and because stories of Navy-niggers (or the bastard sons/daughters of a Navy-Nigger) raping some nip became so frequent over the last fifty years.


0ba55d  No.611921

>>611919

Point being, I wish there were statistics but this is very much something that any mildly racist service member knows and will tell you. Niggers get stationed in Japan or Europe, Yellow Asians and Sandnigger descendants get stationed in Europe almost exclusively, and Whites/Whiter Asians get stationed in the spic island nations or on the coastline in liberal cities if they request it.


8ca485  No.612052

File: a55f03350e83114⋯.jpg (24.78 KB, 517x300, 517:300, twilight-zone-1959___there….jpg)

>>611343

>Pro: Bitches will throw pussy at you for the rest of your life.

<Con: You will crave only man ass.


b35be3  No.612054

File: cb78a64917f9599⋯.jpg (206.32 KB, 1024x678, 512:339, heh I sure do feel safe no….jpg)

>>612052

>You will crave only man ass

Don't be a bigot anon, there are also females in the navy you know :^)

Aren't they just beautiful? Remember all women are beautiful.


0ba55d  No.612160

File: 086282957eec87b⋯.jpg (332.31 KB, 1780x1000, 89:50, 1510455596011-3.jpg)

>>612054

Women in the Navy aren't women. They're whores. The higher their rank is, the more likely they are to fuck anything with a pulse. In fact I'd go so far as to say any grill enlistee above E-4 and any female who's an officer above O-2 is basically a semen demon and has fucked someone/gotten blackmail on some superior via sex in order to get to their current rank.


d6a36a  No.612432

File: 61314139cb355e3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 123.85 KB, 1200x752, 75:47, E-2.jpg)

>>612160

>above E-4

Would you fug this Navy hoe though? I would.


c28ddc  No.612464

File: f8f1c7adf89221c⋯.gif (940.06 KB, 627x502, 627:502, [desire to know more inten….gif)


78d62e  No.612506

File: b601f5fc068247a⋯.png (24 KB, 685x304, 685:304, k - why women shouldn't be….png)


94922a  No.612599

>>612506

I choose to believe this is true.


a41e5b  No.612781

>>611433

Does the marines and navies have to shit on others for?


1d77a8  No.612783

>>612781

六四天安門事件


a41e5b  No.612784

>>612783

I do not get it sir.


809dbf  No.612831

File: a229f1b7b684eb7⋯.jpg (57.96 KB, 526x533, 526:533, a229f1b7b684eb7ad2dc24d310….jpg)

>>612781

>What do the marines and navies have to shit on others for?*

Mainly inability to speak like you just demonstrated. It's not that the Navy wants to shit on everyone, but they have to haul the window lickers (marines) around everywhere, and because the Navy mainly focuses on long-range support, embargoes, and logistics these days (with maybe the occasional water hose or if you're really lucky, small naval artillery fired at some pirate vessel). The Marines shit on everyone because they have a basically unbroken history in every US conflict as "Stoßtrupp." Because of that, they're biologically on the verge of inbreeding I'm not making this shit up, there was an article last year about how something like 2/3rds of Marines and Officers have come from the same line of military families since WWI, and also all retards. They have a strong sense of pride because it's all you can have as a Marine when you get honorably discharged read: fucked by the government you busted your balls for 1-4 years before you're supposed to receive your military retirement and end up part of either the suicide or homeless veteran statistics because you have no life skills, and no security firm or PMC wants you since you can't think for yourself in a combat scenario. Despite all this, Marines manage to shit on the army, if only because the Marines are in first and always suffer double or triple the casualty rates of the Army because they won't wait for air support. The army feels a sense of pride for being bottom bitch so they always bring up Army pride and "fuck the other branches" (which really means fuck the Marines, and fuck the Navy for being associated with the Marines), and because they hate the Marines so much, by default they hate the Navy too. Meanwhile the Chairforce is always shitting on the Navy because the Navy sees "less combat" than the Chairforce which is either sitting on base somewhere or trying to get out of providing the Army with air support after lobbying and petitioning nonstop to remove aircraft from the Army for decades. Since Chairforce is constantly working with the Army and providing logistics, they see the Navy as a threat to their existence. It doesn't help that the Navy and Chairforce are constantly competing for military research funds, and the Navy always gets the theoretical bullshit/weapons systems funding while Chairforce is left with having to build shit instead of experimenting with shit, forming a natural hatred of them. Because the combat branches of the Navy see even LESS combat than the combat branches of the Chairforce (because the Navy is meant to be imposing and protect the supply lines in most cases, maybe provide artillery support, not launch fucking assaults), the Navy is seen in a bad light by the other branches of the military since they don't do combat like the other branches (or only do specialized combat in the case of Navy SEALs and other similar groups that get less attention). The Navy is also angry about the 1000+ year old jokes about men out at sea fucking each other in the ass, so they feel an inherent need to shit on the other branches because of said jokes. Don't get me started on the Coastguard because that's a fucking joke and anyone who thinks of doing coastguard should just join the reserves.

tl;dr- There's basically two main focus groups in military politics vying for more funding and more power. You have the Airforce/Army combination of logistics & support to manpower on mostly land bases in Europe/The Middle East/North America, and you have the Navy/Marines combination in mostly Asia, North American coastlines, the Pacific Ocean/Philippine Sea, and the Indian Ocean. Pretend embassy marines don't exist for a second. The Marines hate everyone and the Navy always gets shat on albeit for good reason in some cases so they also hate everyone. Thus, since the two groups are constantly being forced to interact with each other, they naturally shit on everyone else out of mutual hatred. It's like Canadians and Australians shitposting together.


a41e5b  No.612841

>>612831

>I'm not making this shit up, there was an article last year about how something like 2/3rds of Marines and Officers have come from the same line of military families since WWI

Why do they marry the families From the same line? Pride or tradition?


42a43c  No.612844

>>612841

They just can't live without marine ass


a41e5b  No.612848

>>612844

Lol, I wonder if they knew that it will lead to more inbred retards?


ce3478  No.612893

>>612432

The hell is that? Some kind of giant weaponized tactical fidget spinner?


0eacdd  No.612896

>>612841

>>612831

Reminds me of the Butlar family we have over here, though it's not exactly the same.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttlar_family


2e30be  No.612978

>>612841

They don't really intermarry, it's just that if your father was a Marine and your father's father was a Marine and etc. etc., then you probably think that you've got to be a Marine too. I'd say this is pretty common for just about any military.


b726e7  No.612990

>>611474

>Sounds like heaven to me.

Yeah, but for straight streloks that don’t enjoy breathing in the smell of a hundred men it’s not very appealing.


b726e7  No.612991

>>611479

>right side

>el goblino


0ff226  No.613035

>>611430

Seconding this. Unless females on subs have finally become a thing.


f8521d  No.613056

>>613035

>Unless females on subs have finally become a thing

They have, unfortunately.


0ff226  No.614765

>>612432

>>612893

>The hell is that?

The TACAMO girl? After 3 months in a can, a neutral female voice isn't the worst thing to passively listen to…


faac71  No.615047

File: 6524a6a249c5201⋯.mp4 (4.47 MB, 640x360, 16:9, HisoMaso ED [Best girl ver….mp4)

>>611433

>If a Navy electrician, be prepared for jokes about horsecocks/you WILL have to touch your superior's penis at some point willingly or unwillingly

I knew about the navy being gay, but what do horsecocks and electricians have to do with eachother?

>>612893

It's a recon plane. The autistic thing stapped ontop is a radar dish.

>>614765

my nigger


fc38c1  No.615085

>>615047

>I knew about the navy being gay, but what do horsecocks and electricians have to do with eachother?

You've never heard of a horsecock wrench? It's a big-ass wrench that looks vaguely like a horsecock, so your superior will usually tell you to grab a horse cock (or donkey dick) when working on large transformers and the like.


bfaac1  No.615092

File: aa101e41a89c46b⋯.jpg (52.92 KB, 639x479, 639:479, 640px-SH-3A_Sea_King_hover….jpg)

>>611433

>Not gonna die for Israel since your ass is somewhat valuable

You're right, Israel will just kill you themselves.


94a9e1  No.615106

>>613056

Trapping women under the ocean for months at a time with a bunch of young men. Gee, how did all this rape happen?


d45259  No.615263

>>612506

I remember that thread.


d45259  No.615270

>>615106

Amusingly enough, the first ever sexual assault of a female on an Australian submarine was done by a female sailor.

https://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/defence/female-submariner-sent-home-after-groping-woman-colleague/news-story/fb162c92a2688dbdf7641824c85de5e4


faac71  No.615309

>>615085

Never heard of it, but that'd make sense.


0eacdd  No.615311

>>615106

>how did all this rape prostitution and pregnancy happen?

You don't want men and women on the same vessel that is supposed to be at sea for many many months (possibly even submerged and undetected the entire time) because losing a crewmember after three months because she got pregnant, and suddenly having to care for a newborn on board (not to mention the risks of pregnancy and birth), is stupid.




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