/k/ - Weapons

>>592220

>Swiss

>'nades

>Not mines mines, mines and more mines.

They had (still have) a stupid amount of mines. All ground mines are non-metallic (even most of their WWII mines were made of wood) all off road mines are something else.

Shit like claymore shaped, billboard sized mines with tungsten 25mm balls in them that could shred APC(s) like nothing, drum sized Mizney Shardin AT mines that even today will fuck up anything, etc…

>>592234

Once upon a time, the Swiss attempted to acquire a nuclear bomb and nuclear bomb making material. They probably did it again and we do not know about it.

>>592606

Who knows what else the swiss are hiding, for all we know there are false mountains with batteries of railway cannon like artillery just waiting to be used.

>>592220

>invading the swiss

why? this isn't the 1600's anymore.

>>592561

<Vladim, can I of ridings bicycle?

>no Ivan, is bomb

<can I be wipings with toilet paper?

>no, is bomb

<can I perhaps be eating field ration, tovarisch?

>no, ration is bomb

<then can I be occupyings of Swiss town for glory of Motherland?

>no Ivan, town is also bomb

>>592234

I know that they booby trapped the bridges to some of their towns with tons of explosives, so in the case of an army invading and marching over the bridge they'd simply blow it all up. They also trapped the entrances to the country so they'd make the mountains collapse into the valleys, meanwhile sitting in concealed positions they carved into the fucking mountain.

>>592705

Could you make TP from a material that ignites/explodes in contact with human feces?

>>592709

I'm not up to spec on the technical details, but unironically yes to the "ignite" part, at least.

Shit contains lots of water, and there are substances which burst into flames on contact with water.

>>592666

Is there anything you don't want us to discover there Satan?

>>592732

It make you even more hard when you know swiss pilots basically fly on hear, the swiss air force had (probably still has) countless observation bunkers and a complex comms and beacons net that allowed direct correction like you have on aircraft carrier by ground controllers over most of Switzerland.

Which is what allows them to hug the ground constantly and they would just pop up to shoot at something before going back low to be safe against an enemy air-force that would obviously dominate high altitude with numbers.

>>592635

Niggers, it's a landlocked nation with a navy. What makes you think those lunatics won't have artillery launched nuclear weapons? No one expects Swiss to do anything bad to anyone. Is anyone even monitoring what they're doing? Why would anyone even be monitoring what they're buying? I believe that the Swiss ultimately might be just so autistic that they will figure out a way to blow up every single square kilometer of their country just to trap or kill their foe in the rubble.

>>592732

>>592748

Switzerland economy, unlike nearly everyone else, is near perfectly balanced between 1st/2nd/3rd sector. They have a shitload of varied agricultural production and are extremely protectionist when it comes to it (heavily subsided, heavy tariff on foreign imports there is domestic production).

If you remove fruits and fish (obviously) they're pretty much self sufficient.

Their only significant import is wine.

Which is basically the only country in Europe with the few heavy agriculture countries (Spain/Italy/France).

>>592756

>Niggers, it's a landlocked nation with a navy.

Well they have a company that is world renown on designing and building deep-sea submersible… so you add that to the biggest lake in western Europe (and great number of normal ones), their love of bunkers and you do the maths.

>>592718

>>592709

So flash cotton & potassium?