>>588620
>Almost at age limit
>Drug withdrawals (implying previous drug use)
>Bad work history
>Not even in shape
The army will take you… If you're willing to work as a cook or language interpreter because that's about the only two positions they'll let you take given your history. I doubt you can get into anything worthwhile in the airforce since you most definitely would not qualify for secret clearance. Your non-military records will haunt you for your entire military career though and will likely factor into you not getting promotions or getting stationed in shitty locations.
>>588650
Well Hungary, while your military might be more zealous, the US military has been an amazing propaganda force for the last 50 years. Being able to list "military experience" on an application won't do shit for getting a middle or senior level position, but it will pretty much guarantee you a job on the lower rungs. I knew guys who drove trucks for the Army for a five year contract who had better job prospects in any career field they chose than people who worked in said field for five years, and while it sucks to be a disabled veteran, IF you have disabled vet status (especially if it's because of some minor shit) you effectively have a pussy pass for the rest of your life in America because of the tax benefits- I had a coworker who was hired by UPS, worked there for three weeks, and settled out-of-court for a full year's full time salary status because they "forgot" to take him off the payroll (even though he wasn't working there) because the tax benefits were more than what they were paying him. This doesn't even get started on the benefits you get if you have veteran status (and let me tell you, the bullshit they spout on their website is just the tip of the iceberg- just having security clearance/secret clearance is enough to land you a manufacturing job at any of the national corporations). Short of being a boot on the ground for the marines, my field of work outside the military has a higher death rate than about 90% of jobs in the military (it's pretty high in the military as well but that's mostly because of women). Basically as long as you don't die or suffer massive brain damage that leaves you permanently more retarded than when you went in, joining the military is a very safe option for anyone in their 20s looking to jumpstart their career, even if they don't do anything even remotely related to their career field while in the military. About 90% of the stories you hear about retarded homeless vets or vets who just can't fucking get their lives together are one of five groups.
>1) They got married before they got in
>2) They blew all their money when they were in the military on cocaine and hookers
>3) They chose a dead-end career in the military like infantry (or worse: stayed undesignated), got out without disabled veteran status, and likely went into a dead-end career when they got out
>4) They tried to make a career out of the military and never had a contingency plan (this one is probably the most common)
>5) They legitimately have mental issues (and likely did before they ever joined)
Pretty much if you're semi-competent and don't try to make a career out of the military, it's about the best damned thing you can do if you aren't good at networking and don't have friends in high places.
>>588959
>So, is there any alternative military career for non-cockroaches, besides one's homeland army?
The Russians started their own foreign legion a couple years ago (the only catch is they won't teach you Russian- you have to know it/pass a fluency test when you try to join- this can be accomplished with about 2 years of learning Russian and spending a summer teaching English to one of the old USSR satellite nations- a lot of NGOs & governments will hook you up with room/board if you do it because they lack English teachers in Slavic countries). There's also the PMC route obviously, but that usually requires at least five years of experience as either police, former military, or security for a building that requires secret clearance to enter.