/k/ - Weapons

>>584162

It's not that bad.

>>584139

I wondered what ever happened to that crazy Canadian bastard, glad that he feels vindicated now.

>>584242

Touche

>>584136

>tipping niggas with your night fedora

That sap cap is pretty smart if it can work as well as a real leather wrapped sap (it won't).

>>584287

Fun fact civilians cant own that in virginia only the police can but its such a hunk of shit noone cares. Its all because of the name.

>>584379

> melee

Just use grenades 8^)

>>584380

Now that reminds me: Der Juden developed a rifle grenade that shoots 160 flechettes in a 10 degrees arc to a good 50 metres. It's basically a shotgun on serious steroids. Isn't that a good method of poking people?

>>584411

I was wondering this sort of thing too but a riot shield or small buckler with a reduced load of course. Purpose is in the hopes that someone will see it and make prototype man portable era and also a weapon that can gently pacify multiple assailants during black bloc type situiations.

>>584283

To be fair, at least your armed forces fixed it and still use it. We ditched our mistake in less than a decade.

>>584236

I miss the neck knife man. He was entertaining as fuck.

>>584416

>>584421

I was more thinking the buckler thing. You're shooting faggots but one asshole was able to grapple you and your gat so you pop your claymore and boom no more threat.

Or you tackle a faggot but he's got a bomb vest and suddenly you lose control of his hands, he starts reaching for possibly a detonator so you brace your arm against him and take him out.

>>584430

Did a US marine eat a claymore?

>>584449

GI's used to burn the stuff inside them to cook their rations in the jungle because that shit don't go out in that damp dank hell.

t.guy who grew up with charlie killin tales.

>>584447

>buckler

So you mean attaching a claymore to your fist? Well shit explosive knuckledusters sound fucking rad but would kill your wrist. The riot shield with a charge on the front which sent out rubber balls sounds like a much better option for less lethal, plus you could make it a detachable charge so you can just put another one on front. Make it bulletproof and switch rubber balls for metal ones and you've now got a pretty neat breaching weapon for the military as well as the police.

>>584136

What's wrong with the sap cap? I considered buying one but I'm not sure if it would be legal to carry in my state. Melee weapons are basically all illegal, I was wondering if that would be allowed because its main purpose is a hat. All we can carry is:

>CCW with permit which is nominally shall-issue but I think people in some towns still have trouble, fucking blue state pigs. And there's no stand your ground law so you'd probably go to jail if you used it unless you're wheelchair-bound or something

>knife under 3" (as measured from where the handle ends, so morelike 2.75" tops)

>le pepper spray meme

>>584339

>virginia

I thought it was illegal everywhere, but then I looked it up.

Every day I hate my state more and more.

>>584575

Imagine all the money in legal fees you'll need for hitting some nigger in the face with your stupid hat.

Instead, use that money to move out of whatever retardo state you live in.

>>584287

B-But muh cowwadoody moduhn wahfahuh!

>>584451

I think anon meant having the claymore mounted onto a small buckler that's on your arm.

>>584601

You could always come to california or new jersey and hate those states while being inside them. It's like having a quarter of your cake and being raped too.

reminder to buy more mags and funs

>>584575

You're supposed to use pepper spray in conjunction with something effective. Like running away or stabbing the guy with a shit covered knife.

combo weapon idea. A regular fixed blade knife but a sheath that opens to put shit in thus covering your blade in toxic shit everytime you sheathe it

>>584711

>>584451

Yeah I want a weapon that when you're in super close quarters or when at a disadvantage you will hold your arm up to block but instead you hold it up not to defend but to blast the faggot trying to stab your face or grab your gat. It'll be messy but better to be covered in gore than to be turned into a red smear.

>>584742

Maybe buckler is the wrong term but basically a shield the size of the average front body armor plate.

>>584750

all of them would be god awful or totally ineffective in their primary function: defense

>>584136

Number 3 seems like a good way to give yourself a concussion if you aren't careful when you slap it on you head.

>>584136

I would buy a knife comb if I could.

>>584750

>mugger whips out a knife

>"gimme all your money!"

>"o-ok let me just brush my hair.... *snikt* its not a hairbrush it's a plastic shiv! ive got the element of surprise!"

This doesn't strike you as retarded?

>>584834

Buy a sturdy comb or brush and rub the handle on the ground until its sharp

>>584834

>>584842

If your oxygen-deprived brain absolutely, positively, had to have a weapon hidden inside a hair-grooming tool, why overthink it to this degree? Just get a fucking hairbrush and make sure the head is made of something heavy, now you have a perfectly good instrument to inflict blunt-force trauma with. No wasting time taking the retarded sheath off, no awkwardly holding it by the tooth end to wield the sharpened handle, just a good old-fashioned improvised mace.

>>584419

Surprised that the piece of shit M/85 can take all that weight. Those practice mines are 10kg each.

>>584834

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Is a rice knife secretly an amazing idea or is it a retarded weapon?

>>584892

That is just impressive.

>>584892

So a ceramic knife but worse and instead of spending $30 you spend $60, need a bunch of equipment and several days of work. Yeah no thanks.

As far as using it as a weapon forget it it will chip and break just buy a cheap mild steel dagger with a full tang and decent handle, make it razor sharp and never use it for anything so it doesn't lose its edge.

>>584892

>>584943

Is this that Asian rape gang in London I keep hearing about?

>>584956

>>584956

>Is this that Muslim rape gang in London I keep hearing about?

fixed for you.

>>584810

How so? Clearly these are intended for places where weapons are highly restricted. They seem like they would easily harm a poorly armed opponent while being somewhat inconspicuous.

Also how retarded is the BO on this board? Did he seriously delete a post directly responding to the OP? kek

>>584836

>This doesn't strike you as retarded?

Sure. But no weapon is good for every situation, so presumably being ambushed by knife-toting muggers is not what this is for.

But for instance if you were somewhere where no weapons are allowed, with metal detectors at the entrance, and someone who looks physically stronger than you is being belligerent (not suddenly charging without warning, but making his intentions clear by shouting and shoving) you might manage to pull it out.

AR-15

>assault rifle

>can't even full auto

>>584162

Don't care. Still sexy as fuck.

>>584892

Can't wait for the UK to start giving out rice permit.

>>584742

I had the same poison sheath idea when I was researching poisons. Oil-base poison with absorbent pads at the top of the sheath soaked in the stuff that rubs some onto the blade every time you insert or unsheath it.

>>596473

You forgot to anime-fy that shit. It's a guy that is an iaido expert and happens to have a poison sheath. It will be like Akame ga Kill, but more gay, because that's how chinese cartoons be.

>>584411

Everything about this post makes me want to start dumping RWBY weapons.

>>584414

>gently passive

>>584574

There's also the ones with well hidden thumb-tacks pointing out for people who like to slap their hand onto your head to take your cap.

>claymore mine bayonet

Why not an underslung shotgun activated by pushing it into someone?

>>584892

Oh man I love this crazy fucker. He makes a knifw out of random shit every week. The last one was underwear. He layered cotton and synthetic underwear together, ironed them until the synthetic underwear melted into the cotton underwear, then cut it into a knife shape and sharpened it.

>>584136

I know a guy who has one of those flashlights but I think it doesn't have the knife. It's pretty much the dumbest shit ever. I'd rather use my Yugo bayonet to bash someone's head in with the metal part of the handle's end.

>>584892

I was going to say it's retarded as a weapon until he shanked that water bottle. So it's likely good enough for a one time only shank and slicer. But as a giant FUCK YOU to all the ban happy hoplophobes, it's fantastic.

>>584574

Peaky Blinders, spic edition.

>>584541

Why couldn't Imperial Nips make pistols?

>>584886

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>>599327

The actual Nambus were pretty nice, and the Type-26 was a well thought out, if a little underpowered revolver. How the hell they got to the 94 I'll never know.

>>596795

That was a training exercise, not live fire.

>>599337

I thought nambus were Seppuku tools.

>>584414

>a weapon that can gently pacify multiple assailants during black bloc type situations.

Isn't that called a flamethrower?

>GENTLY PACIFY

Killjoy. Fine then. A high power spray gun (30 degree cone out to at least 50m) loaded with Israeli tier malodorants. Preferably one developed to induce the 'Mass Sociogenic Illness' response >https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC543940/

As 99% of Antifa are spoiled rich kids whose parents never set boundaries I can't see them holding true to 'the cause' when their brain makes them vomit and piss blood simultaneously, while their opponents laugh themselves silly. Actually, that's better than the flamethrower, the thought of it takes me to my happy place.

>>599384

Why not just make a Molotov?

>>599390

Because you have to waste multiple candles and piss bottles to make multiple molotovs. In theory you could pre-make like 50 snowballs in an hour and be ready for some fun vs it would take you a whole day to make 50 molotovs.

>>599472

Wax is cheap and glass bottles are cheap.

>and be ready for some fun

The bong asked if it was a good weapon, it's not by any measure. Fun is the only point of those and even then I'd much rather just use the gas to burn shit than waste the time with those, but as you say they are just for fun.

The Jap decided to help the Irish out by showing them how to weaponize their favorite food.

>>599376

Flamethrowers are most effective when fired into an enclosed area, like a cave or bunker; your enemies will collapse in seconds from the lack of oxygen. If you want to deal with a crowd of commies, then grenades thrown down from buildings are the way

>>599472

>traditional bottle molotov

>not taping a firecracker to some hairspray and calling it a day

>>601180

It's not their favorite food, it's their genetic makeup.

>>599376

How do you protect yourself from that shit?

Because I guarantee you that no gasmask filter enough for you not to smell odors (human nose are stupid sensitive, filters only stop most of the particulates, enough for whatever is in the air to not be dangerous but some still get through).

>>601317

Soak your filter in something, I can't remember what its called but it'll block scent.

>>601317

You could use a closed air system gas mask(or how it's called), or you could filter your air by making it go through the water first. It really depends what the thing is - coal filters cannot stop CO(the thing that kills you during fires) as well as other things, water can absorb plenty of different gasses(it can actually make a pretty good filtering system, it's just heavy and hard to use, but if you are stationalry, it's really great both for money and result, just check if the poisonous thing you are trying to make is absorbed by water and you have enough and it's clean). The easiest variant is just breathe through a wet towel.

>>601317

You could snort bleach up your nose, then you won't be smelling much of anything.

>>601317

If you can find a way to get coffee beans inside your mask I'd suggest those. Raw coffee smell is really good at "resetting" your olfactory nerves and purging any lingering smells.

>>601317

organic vapour filters stop smells pretty well, had a coolroom go guts up, and only found it a week later. the refrigeration system died, but the fans were still running, so it hit about 35-40c inside. i just thank god that flies couldnt get in there. the sheep that were hanging were black and shiny and about a day away from falling off the hooks. got the old mans gas mask he uses for spraying, and i couldnt smell a damn thing. good thing too, i nearly puked from a slight wiff from 20 meters away when we first opened it.

Our favorite /k/nife man decided to make a knife out of carbon from candle smoke and rawhide glue.

>>584162

delet this

>>607767

I should send that fucker some Bone char from a deer or something.

>>599327

folding a gun isn't as easy as folding a blade

>>601202

Thanks so much for that! I had a great laugh. As a fellow pyro, I'd love to hang out with that guy…from a distance.

>>607767

>No one's been keeping up on Nip /k/nife man

KFC chicken bones and clay this time.

>>617177

I'm sure some kind of sideways lever action could be developed that doesn't hit the ground. It's not difficult, just rotate it 90 degrees while keeping the buttstock and optics in the same location.

>>617189

That tech sounds too advanced.

>>617189

It's doable, but at this point straight-pull bolt action would be better.

>>584575

If you're that desperate for a weapon then you're better off just carrying a walking stick with a large grip on top. It's not illegal and it can make an effective club.

>>617183

Unfortunately accurate.

>>617183

>actually believing Israel 'owns' the Marine Corps.

You guys spend way to much time on pol.

>>618422

Look at every major operation they've been in within the last 40 years, and the fact that they're in charge of embassy duty instead of Chairforce or Navy directly. It's not hard to make the connection.

>>584136