9c5277 No.562788
FAMILY THINKS I’LL SHOOT UP A SCHOOL
Ok streloks I need your help. I’ve recently been buying more guns and I talk about guns and weapons a fair amount. This usually would not be a problem. Just a hobby. Little problem. I live in Florida and the false flag just happened. This has led to my family being on edge and thinking I will shoot up a school, I’ll be arrested for going on /k/ and I’m creepy. Usually this wouldn’t be a problem, but I still live with my parents because of school shit. I’m worried they’ll report me for some reason and the ATF will shoot our dog. So how the fuck can I make them not think I’m a psychopath and that I only care about my freedoms and it’s only a hobby?
>Family info
Mother’s a soccer mom who wants to raise the age to buy a gun, ban high capacity clips, brags about white genocide, loves (((diversity))), ban bump stocks and loves student protests. Father’s pretty cool since he actually gives a shit but still and has non-fudd guns (ar-15, glocknade, baretta, etc.,) wants to raise the age to buy a gun and agrees with Trump’s gun grabbing. Problem is, he listens to whatever my mother says and thinks I’m crazy too for going on /k/. Grandpa is a total FUDD so not much need for explanation there. Grandma is ironically the only one who doesn’t think I’m crazy and actually supports the 2A, but is on the fence about fun control.
>Why?
Two reasons, for one I store my guns properly and clean them. They think this makes me a psychopath. Secondly, we have a problem with invasive species and two are huge problems. Cuban tree frogs and brown anoles. So, I go around the property with a giant metal rod I sharpened and my old airshit pistol killing them. This isn’t the main point of contention but it is a role in it nonetheless.
>inb4 underage
20.
>inb4 move out
No job since homework n shit is fucking real and need them neetbux.
>inb4 newfag
Been on /k/ for 5 years. They only recently figured it out since they looked at my pc and pulled up 8chan on a gawker report. They think streloks are using code words for secret cp using weapons as a front. Still think pizzagate is a crazy conspiracy and think JFK’s assassination had nothing to do with the feds.
>inb4 hide them and say I traded them in
In father’s gun safe and closet. Even then, they’d suspect I’m hiding them.
bbd201 No.562790
9c5277 No.562791
>>562790
Yeah but I don’t really want to and I don’t want to be a another statistic in some fucking libtard’s Instagram post.
bbd201 No.562793
>>562791
stab her then or hire someone to do it
throw your guns away before you do though
9c5277 No.562794
>>562793
Yeah but then I’d prove them right. I don’t intend on killing my mother because for one she’s my mom and two I don’t see a reason to since it really accomplishes nothing. Proving a soccer mom right is worse than removing hem for then they are a martyr for more soccer moms to spawn from. If I ever do kill a soccer it’s day of the rope/1776 only. I’m trying to convince them
bbd201 No.562796
>>562794
cut off her nose or something then so she remembers not to fuck with you
f911d5 No.562798
lmao just fuck your mom bro
9c5277 No.562799
>>562796
Only Jew in my family is my aunt so it wouldn’t have the same effect.
I’M TRYING TO NOT GET MY FUNS TAKEN AND SHOW THEM IM NOT A PSYCHOPATH AND IM A RESPONSIBLE PERSON WHO MERELY HAS A HOBBY
9c5277 No.562800
>>562798
This is America+Florida. I may be a redneck but I don’t do incest. Besides, what do you think her body type is like?
7b519a No.562801
>>562799
so… tell them that.
b45f09 No.562803
>>562788 (Heil!)
Prove them all wrong and gas a government building.
9c5277 No.562805
>>562801
I have. Constantly. It doesn’t work especially since everyone’s on edge since the shitting. That’s why I need help from streloks so I don’t get my guns taken away. Gunshine state no more since these damn boomer Yankees started voting and moving down near.
4672f5 No.562806
>>562788
Tell your mother/parents to stop drinking the Kool aid, its hers/theirs generation fault that kids are shooting up schools and not the fault of guns.
Your grandmother lived in a time where schools had gun ranges inside of them, yet they never were the target of a shootout.
Equally tell your mother/parent that you are aware of the mental trapping their generation has created and you would never do such a thing, because it would only support their failing ideology/world view.
9c5277 No.562807
>>562803
>tfw none nearby
Gas is fucking expensive and I blew all my savings on nugget food, an sks and a fuck ton of ammo before the ban happened. All I want to do is just keep my funs, shoot them at ranges and physically remove invasive species anyway.
9c5277 No.562808
>>562806
Actually that works perfectly if I execute it correctly. I’ll make sure to bring it up when I get the chance.
067f5f No.562809
>>562788
>too poor to move out and to stupid to get a job
Your options are an hero or go be a zog bot.
6aef45 No.562810
>your parents are aware you visit a mongolian motion picture appreciation forum
There's your problem.
f68345 No.562812
Ignore them and don't be such an angry sperg? I've heard that works wonders. Just don't shoot up a school for a year and they'll forget about it.
Get a job at a gunstore or some shit.
8a93b8 No.562815
>>562788
smoke some weed in front of them and tell them to 'chill out maaaaan, im all about free love' then watch big bang theory and laugh at it. Afterall, everyone knows psychos don't consume poison and watch trash; It's the societal equivalent of a gillie suit.
jk I have no idea what you should do
950d86 No.562816
>>562788
>crazy conspiracy
Easiest redpilling is to use Syria and MSM sources:
WaPo article in which Kerry openly admits the Obama admin did nothing to keep ISIS from growing ON PURPOSE:
NYT article on how the CIA is funneling KSA money to rebels (that are therefore all hardcore islamists like KSA, because if not KSA isn't giving money):
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/24/world/middleeast/us-relies-heavily-on-saudi-money-to-support-syrian-rebels.html?_r=2
That right there is direct MSM sanctioned declarations that the US government is supporting the same people that did 9/11 and all the attacks on US soil and US soldiers abroad (don't go to far and says it's for (((them))), that one takes way more time and effort). If the government is supporting the enemies of the American people (and they are), it's logical the first thing they want is do away with the 2A.
But they can't because they would have a revolution on their hands so instead, it's the death by a thousands cuts.
>think JFK’s assassination had nothing to do with the feds.
That one is even easier.
Just download that:
https://www.history-matters.com/archive/jfk/hsca/report/pdf/HSCA_Report_0B_Summary.pdf
print it use a marker to underline page 1:
I
B
>Scientific acoustical evidence establishes a high probability that two gunmen fired at President John F. Kennedy. Other scientific evidence does not preclude the possibility of two gunmen firing at the President.
C
>The committee believes, on the basis of the evidence available to it, that President John F. Kennedy was probably assassinated as a result of a conspiracy. The committee is unable to identify the other gunman or the extent of the conspiracy.
3.
>the available evidence does not preclude the possibility that individual members may have been involved.
(Remind them that anti-Castrists cubans are the guys from the pay of pigs and heavily tied with the CIA).
4.
>the available evidence does not preclude the possibility that individual members may have been involved.
Remind them that the Italian mob was always heavily tied to the CIA origins, because of the Sicily invasion in WWII and latter on they were used all across Europe for anti-communism.
5.
>The Secret Service, Federal Bureau of Investigation and Central Intelligence Agency were not involved in the assassination of President Kennedy.
Make them notice how the formulation changed and how it clearly feel tacked on and out of place.
And then show them that right after saying that the page 2 is mostly recriminations against the FBI and the CIA for properly blaming Oswald… but dragging their feet and not investigating the rest.
And finally remind them that this report is the final legal report from the fucking congress about Kennedy assassination and that it does say that no, Oswald wasn't alone and the fault in not identifying his accomplices lay at the feet of the FBI and the CIA.
That's the fucking official position of the USA on the matter!
950d86 No.562818
45d500 No.562819
>Tfw just lost my virginity a few hours ago
>Tfw people won't be suspicious of me
ec60e5 No.562821
>>562806
The fact that this is the only real non trell XD advice here hurts. This is close to what I would say. At the same time I would probably advice you stop removing invasive kebabs because everyone knows "tHAts thE fIrST sIgN oF a PSYCHOPATH!!!". Until you get your own place anyways. Drop all talk to them about gun control and stupid conspiracy's, you aren't going to change their mind anyways. If you truly want them to think your not going to shit up a school then don't act like someone who isn't going to. Being a responsible gun owner is the best chance you have at this point. Swallow your pride as hard as you can and move on anon. If you keep non autistic friends who also like guns they are 99% more likely to not think your a retard in the making,
f911d5 No.562822
>>562800
my mom is hot as hell. idk about you.
cca5a9 No.562824
Surprise them by assassinating politicians or bankers.
Trust me, not a CIA agent in a blacksite.
195bcc No.562825
>>562788
Why the fuck do your parents know about you visiting imageboards? Why didn't you guard your computer with some kind of encryption or locked dual boot? You need to think of some bullshit like its all pretend here or you visited this place as a joke/dare.
For her hating funs, could always take your mother to a range.
Do you know any instructors who aren't autistic and actually have a bit of charm? Probably could get one to come over one day and talk her into going, that's what I did with my mother who was freaking out over me buying a lot of "scary black" funs whenever she would come over.
The only other thing I can think of is appealing to their left-wing bias, like using Orwell or other leftist quotes about keeping funs in the hands of the working/poor classes.
c47cc1 No.562827
>>562788
If you run around in the backyard killing frogs and lizards with a metal rod, your family is right for thinking that you're a psycho.
The reason this is a problem and they think you're school shooter autismo is that you act weird and you do fucked up shit. Have you ever wet the bed past age 13?
You can fix this really fucking easily, Strelok. Let me help you:
1. Stop killing animals. That's a legit reason, but your method is retarded and is the kind of textbook shit that would get you medicated.
2. Don't act like a fucking weirdo. Properly cleaning and storing your guns isn't a problem at all, it's how you're acting while you're doing it and otherwise. Just like with almost anything, it's possible to clean a gun in a way that makes you look trustworthy and makes people feel at ease with you, but it takes a tiny bit of charisma and tact. Whatever you're doing right now is making you look obsessive. You need to seem casual and friendly instead. You probably can't manage this, so at least try to appear happy and harmless.
3. Get a job and move to a free state like Arizona. You're 20 and you obviously aren't very smart, so college is a waste of time. Get a trade and get independent as fast as you can.
4. Stop coming here. Disassociate yourself from this place. How do they know you're coming here? Do you let them stand over your shoulder or some shit?
f76bfe No.562829
No shit, and I know nobody wants to hear this, but you'd be better off zogbotting for a few years, saving up your money, then getting out and moving to a different state entirely.
Provided you're not a complete fucking retard you should be able to choose whatever job you want when you enlist, which means you can pick a job that will teach you some worthwhile skills.
Plus, you'll have a GI bill when you get out, and it normally pays enough for you to focus exclusively on school.
Or go ahead and find a hard labor job in a warehouse or some shit.
Either way school can wait, at this point it's way more important for you to get away from your family if you're legitimately worried they'll try to take your shit.
6f18ce No.562830
>>562827
uh anywhere you live that has invasive species people commonly and openly kill them and no one cares, what a fucking city slicker post
cf7721 No.562832
>>562788
>killing invasive species
Doing god's work, son. Humans have ever since been far too lenient about bringing creatures from one end of the world to the other. Not only do they replace local fauna and destroy flora on unknown scales, they also bring new diseases and difficulties along with them. There is a saying over here, which translates to :"Protecting nature means protecting your home."
Keep it up. Don't let idiots get in your way. Remove the xeno-species.
195bcc No.562835
>>562830
>>562832
Temporarily stopping that behavior would be smart considering OP's parents sound like leftist normalfags who think only psychopaths kill any small creatures.
c47cc1 No.562836
>>562830
It depends how you kill them you retarded fucking leaf. If you shamble around mumbling and hitting them with a sharp piece of metal like this shithead, people will think something's wrong with you. Normally it wouldn't fucking matter, but he still lives with his brainwashed bugman familial unit.
c50d38 No.562838
>>562827
Essentially this OP. I'll add that money = freedom in your case, so try to find a way to make it quickly so you can leave. If your mom is such a shitlib that she would commit you to a mental institution or have your property stolen from you for simply liking something she doesn't, she's not a good mother. In a mean time, store your guns with friends.
It seems like your mother is the biggest obstacle in your life right now. If she continues to be aggressive to you, don't be afraid to fuck her over. Also stop doing pest control. Let them over run your parent's place and if/when they finally get upset about it, let them pay money to have them removed.
9c5277 No.562839
>>562825
I HAD TO FUCKING SHIT REAL FUCKING BAD AND I LEFT MY COMPUTER ON
cf7721 No.562840
>>562835
Or, instead of using a metal stick like some kind of technobarbarian, he could just get an airrifle and kill the xeno-species with some style, and not look like he has some anger management issues and takes them out on animals.
c50d38 No.562841
>>562840
You and the other anon are failing to understand the core issue here: his mother is a foaming at the mouth shitlib. Buying an air rifle and doing pest control will still maker her upset because she is likely against the very act of pest control. It isn't until it becomes a major problem that she (and by extension the rest of his family) will have them removed, likely by someone she overpays for.
656453 No.562842
Get a better family
t. ILfag seriously both my parents were born and raised in this craphole yet they still care about freedom more than yours that is just pathetic
174cdb No.562845
>>562810
>my father walks in and I don't notice
>sees me typing out a multi paragraph autism post with detail and more effort put into it than I ever did for a school project
>thinks it's impressive
>thinks it's a debate
>"Well. Are you winning son?"
I just wish he would get a new gun of his own since he only has an AR (M16A3/4 style with plastic hand guards that I legoed) and a 4th or 5th (?) gen Smith and Wesson 9mm.
>>562812
I know this is mostly a shit post but don't gun shops usually only hire people they personally know since high trust is needed and all?
b45f09 No.562856
>>562807
>calling liquid fuel gas
Burgers, not even once. By gas I mean actual poison gas, you can make quite a few ones with cheap chemicals you can buy anywhere.
ec60e5 No.562864
>>562856
Gasoline is cheap in the US, get fucked europe
b988cc No.562867
>>562788
Excellent blogpost. I'm sure this will get you all the upvotes you could ever want.
0080a4 No.562873
cca5a9 No.562875
>>562864
>tfw 75% of gasoline price in Poland is the tax
Such is the price of life in new, free, democratic Poland (^:
6a45e0 No.562879
>>562788
Tell your mother that due to her concern about you being a school shooter that you've decided to drop out of school.
0080a4 No.562880
>>562875
Maybe if you hadn't butchered thousands of German babies like the Chinese do dogs, you wouldn't have so much land to drive on burning your overpriced gas? Ever thought of that one, Pole?
54f0b1 No.562883
I dunno strelok. I think telling them harassing people over their love of rights and hobbies is a fucked thing that they shouldn't be getting their noses in.
cf7721 No.562887
>>562841
You could always get a job at a pest control company or start your own removal business.
Not only will you get some proper $$$ (or rather $minustaxes), but you can also keep doing what you do, learn a proper trade, and spend your own money on guns and ammo, making it impossible for them to take away your property.
3285f0 No.562893
>>562882
Everyone knows about the aggression your jews had for whites. You should be grateful they had sympathies for their brethren.
d25b19 No.562897
be75c3 No.562905
>>562788
You should spoon up a library to prove them wrong.
de5354 No.562906
6a30bc No.562910
>>562887
>start a business killing small creatures
I think that is the worst action OP could take. His problem is that his family are a bunch of retarded fags that fall for the kike media narrative that "there is an epidemic of cis straight white male virgin mass shooters, and it is the end of the world :OOO!! thingh of le chillens xDDD, end funs now!!!11 >:((((" maymay, and they think that because he likes guns (and spends a lot of time on the computer, on 'edgy' websites like this, as he explained) that he's 'a potential', and that it's their responsibility to 'do something about it' which basically means one of his dipshit relatives gets him swatted and institutionalized, his funs confiscated and his 2A utterly revoked for life.
What he wants is to convince them that he is not going to do anything bad, and that they have nothing to worry about. That it is normal for an American man to like guns, and own guns, and that they should fuck off and quit bothering him about it. Thus, my advice >>562873 was for him to get a gf which would show them that he is normal/happy/well-adjusted/stable/whatever. Would it work? Idk, but that's my idea.
909e55 No.562911
>>562788 (heiled)
>he didn’t hide his powerlevel
eb3cca No.562919
What if you showed them this thread?
>think streloks are using code words for secret cp using weapons as a front
>think pizzagate is a crazy conspiracy
How the fuck does somebody believe both these things at once?
>I store my guns properly and clean them. They think this makes me a psychopath
Seriously? And you've tried explaining how important this is?
>>562911 (was a mossad operation)
This
3bc84a No.562921
Listen OP, I suggest to stop being creepy and start volunteering for charities n shit. Become the friendliest gut you know, you don't want to be staged for a false flag either.
000000 No.562932
>>562799
start a new hobby; nose collecting
103fd9 No.562976
>>562788
>I live in Florida and the false flag just happened.
If you're expressing that out loud it's no wonder they're worried.
>Family info
You're exaggerating or lying, I can't tell which.
>Your family knows you browse /k/
Fucking how? Did you tell them? Is so why the fuck would you do something that retarded?
>they looked at my pc
Why isn't it locked down you fucking faggot? And don't say because house rules. Fuck that you're 20 god damn years old. Act like a fucking adult.
>[conspiratard shit]
Let's pretend that you're right for a second about these conspiracies. Your family are Normalfags and you openly believe in Non-Normalfag things like a faggot. Why the fuck do you think they're worried.
IMO you should stop being a god damn autistic spaghetti lord and start living in the real world. I'm sure /pol will be along shortly to tell me how I'm JDIF or something
740ffe No.562994
>>562788
I'd advise gearing everything towards getting out of there, I'd even recommend getting someplace where they can't get to you.
They sound like the type of people that being around will just make things worse for you the longer you stay, though leave a letter for your grandmother since she sounds like the only nice one.
As far as "no time for work got homework" fuck that get a job with a temp company and then go to a trade school or something.
3284c0 No.562997
This is faggotry of the highest order. If you're worried about it, take everything you own to someone trusted who can/will secure them properly. Keep a .380 pocket for SD, retrieve your stockpile upon getting your own place.
e9c2f7 No.563004
Smoke some weed in front of them, OP. It'll make them disappointed in you, but everyone knows that school shooters are incapable of having fun so they'll drop it.
Alternatives include:
Boating Incident
Bringing a GF home and fucking her loudly in your room- your mother will shut her face about your guns because she thinks she's getting grand children.
e9c2f7 No.563005
>>562910
Yeah, getting a girlfriend will shut mothers up real quick. They'll let you get away with all kinds of shit that they normally wouldn't if they think there's even a chance in hell that you'll be giving them grand children.
bb8069 No.563008
Tell your dad to slap his ho back to her place.
bb8069 No.563016
>>562794
>since it really accomplishes nothing
One less vote for demorats, one huge gain for the collective gene-pool.
bb8069 No.563018
>>563005
Why would a White traitor care about grandchildren?
6b9114 No.563020
beat the shit out of your mom for being a cunt, and then beat the shit out of your dad for being too much of a pussy to keep your mom in line. the problem is there's too much estrogen in your house.
e9c2f7 No.563024
>>563018
Mothers want to be grandmothers so they can dote on their grandchildren. Women might not give a shit about a lot of things, but if they still want kids, they want grand kids one day as well.
You know the meme about wives being easy to control? Mothers are too if you give them what they want on a stick so you can take it away from them if they don't comply. Grandchildren are the easiest way to do that though there are other methods.
27a1ba No.563028
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>562788
OP, there was no grand CIA conspiracy involved in the JFK assassination. Maybe KGB, Oswald was a communist who had lived in Russia for a time and may have been working for the Russians when he shot JFK. We can't say fore sure if that was the case because Ruby shot him before he could get an enhanced interrogation.
And these shootings aren't false flag attacks, they are real, and the victims are really dead. The thing is that they're not at all common. If you tally up all the fatalities from school shootings over the last 20 or 30 years and average it out you get something like 10 deaths per year. Just ten. T-E-N per year. Care to guess roughly how many are killed in school sanctioned sports? About 10 per year. And about 100 per year are killed riding their bikes or walking to and from school.
School shootings, and all other spree shootings, are a tiny fraction of gun homicides. Less than half a percent of people killed with a gun are killed in a spree shooting. The vast majority are killed in gang-related violence in a handful of bad neighborhoods in a few major metropolitan areas, and never gets national attention. Why is that?
You see, news media doesn't sell news, they have no way to monetize it. So they sell ad space instead. The more eyeballs they have on their channel, their paper, their site, their brand, the more they can charge for the privilege of advertising on it. So they craft narratives and push sensational headlines to grab attention while ignoring the boring realities and mundane horrors that they know won't get your attention.
And this doesn't get any better if you take the profit motive out of the system. When governments or benefactors front the money for the operation instead of advertisers then the news becomes propaganda that satisfies the interests of the benefactors. RT, BBC, CBC, etc. They're all government mouthpieces.
Gun control is not and has never been about making society safer, it's about concentrating power in the hands a few by taking it away from the many. The total amount doesn't matter, only the gradient.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2018/02/19/parkland-school-shootings-not-new-normal-despite-statistics-stretching-truth-fox-column/349380002/
103fd9 No.563030
>>563028
If you don't already you should come over to >>>/liberty/
we need more like you there.
2480c3 No.563035
OP is a typical upper middle class edgy white boy whose "guns" are in Daddy's gunsafe. Fucking lame. I bet his ass autistically ask his Dad to clean "his"(OP doesn't own any guns, they belong to his Daddy ala Alex C.) guns repeatedly regardless they're rarely shot (if at all). Your parents are still treating you like a 10 year old kid. Get a job, gf, and be a social adult. And, your parents suck. Everyone was cool with me owning a handgun at 18, but they didn't see a reason for me to own an underfolder AK47, go figure.
When I was a young man (15) I bought my own Glock 19 and Beretta 92FS, stored them in my room in the inner jacket pockets of my leather jacket. Ammo and magazines stored in hollowed out textbooks I stole from my High School. Carried them illegally about everyday (until I got my CCW at 21). Hid it from my Mom and piece of shit step Dad until I moved out; and made sure I didn't act like a weirdo. It was nobody's business about what I do or carry. I'm a normal, logical man and don't need to follow laws for prey. If you go around doing weird shit of course they'll be scared. Act cool and pretend to be normal.
If you want to load a gun quietly in a house, release the slide on a loaded magazine in a closet between jackets/shirts with the door room closed. Basically silent.
6aef45 No.563050
>>562845
What, did you spend the next 30 minutes explaining to him the history of the malaysian llama knitting community bulletin board known as 8channel?
>>562919
>guns are actually lolis
Didn't some anons come up with a really autistic way to represent guns with animu girls?
b88d87 No.563056
>>562788
>Secondly, we have a problem with invasive species and two are huge problems. Cuban tree frogs and brown anoles. So, I go around the property with a giant metal rod I sharpened and my old airshit pistol killing them.
Very laudable but what you're trying to do probably only amounts to a drop in a bucket, if that. Traps are probably more efficient, even more efficient would be destroying egg clutches but then you would have to be very careful not to misidentify. Speaking of which please don't accidentally kill any Carolina anoles by mistake.
Do you have a reliable friend that that will let you store guns at his place? That might be the best deescalation tactic until you can move out.
>>563050
>Didn't some anons come up with a really autistic way to represent guns with animu girls?
There's an anime like that.
>>562910
How could people be so liberal as OP parents and not understand the importance of environmental protection?
>>563024
>Mothers are too if you give them what they want on a stick so you can take it away from them if they don't comply. Grandchildren are the easiest way to do that though there are other methods.
I can confirm this. I have seen far too many grandmothers put up with shit from their no good kids just so they will still have access to their grandkids.
bbd201 No.563064
>>562911
>hiding your powerlevel after everything has gone to shit anyway
why worry?
7e2d6c No.563069
>>563028
>guy tied to cia-run anti-castro activities puts down a presidential assassin
>it's nothing
>attacks where we find out nearly every time the feds or cops knew about the attackers, basically letting the attacks happen
>it's nothing
>the media is not about spreading propaganda and misinformation
>it's nothing, it's about advertising
>b-b-but if they take guns away that's the real conspiracy
This is the most bluepilled fagtalk I've ever seen on here.
>>563030
Figures that libertarians would see this as a good post. Don't forget to tell him to cross-post to >>>/leftypol/ as well.
909e55 No.563073
>>563064
For ze moment of zurprise my fren
37a346 No.563170
>>563069
>>attacks where we find out nearly every time the feds or cops knew about the attackers, basically letting the attacks happen
That's what he said. What he was disagreeing with was the crisis actor nonsense where people claim there was never a shooting at all.
That the feds let them happen is entirely compatible with them actually happening.
f76bfe No.563195
>>562839
You couldn't take literally half a second to lock the computer?
You deserve what you're getting if you're honestly that stupid.
8559ab No.563196
>>562788
I know the feel, OP.
My entire family thinks guns should be 100% banned, no exception. No bolt actions, no break action shotguns. Goes bang, gets banned. Only the army and the police should have access to guns. They also think that, even though lethal self defense can be justified, it is never okay to use a gun in self defense. They think if it's that bad, you should call the police, since "they'll only take at most three minutes to get there". That would be retarded even if we lived in a city instead of n the country, and on top of that they think the cop in Florida was entirely justified to stay out of the school.
They genuinely want me to "see someone" about my "obsession", since I'm very "high-risk". They were literally asking each other "what went so wrong?" It doesn't help that my dad monitors what sites are connecting to the house internet to check for "suspicious sites", so right around the time I started talking about getting a firearm license, he learned both that I go to 8chan and that I "spend all day watching Japanese child porn" (read: watch a moderate amount of anime). On a related note, he considers government surveillance perfectly acceptable since "if you have nothing to hide there's nothing to worry about."
Like you I didn't move out because student -> no income, and since I lived 30 minutes from the university it's not worth tripling my debt. Now that I'll be starting my MSc in September and getting a salary I'll be moving out, but the apartment I'm looking at (and likely every other I might consider) bans guns. That hasn't stopped my family from telling me they've become apprehensive about the idea of me moving out, since apparently I'm a massacre waiting to happen. They've also told me that they'd refuse to visit any home with a gun, including mine, as if that would discourage me.
413ba3 No.563202
EVERYONE!!!
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bbd201 No.563207
b7c455 No.563213
>>562788
The way you redtext makes me think you're a spergy little nerd and judging from how your parents look at you i'm certainly right. Mommy and Daddy don't love you anymore so get over them already, stop being a whinny faggot and put yourself out of your misery because you probably wont be great at living as a loner.
>>563035
Or just follow the slide forward and push it until you're sure it's in battery.
3d33b9 No.563239
>>563050
> Didn't some anons come up with a really autistic way to represent guns with animu girls?
I want to see this
909e55 No.563241
171cff No.563247
>>563239
He might be talking about upotte!!, which is a show about animu girls who are guns. The show itself isn't that good but the girls are cute and that's what matters.
6c7691 No.563268
>>562788
Chuckle patronizingly at them. Just be patronizing overall, they don't know what they're talking about and you want to plant that seed of doubt in them. If they persist, act hurt that they thought you'd do such a thing or turned out to be a bad person - after all, they raised you, right?
c5a601 No.563289
>>563247
>The show itself isn't that good but the girls are cute and that's what matters
That attitude is the reason anime went to shit in the 21st century
df8bc5 No.563304
>>563289
>implying cute girls are anything new
744e6b No.563307
TFW my mom won't stop nagging me to get a pistol and my CWL. I really do need to get a pistol, but funds are kind of low right now. I own ten guns, and all of them are long guns. It feels good coming from a firearm friendly family.
bae6bd No.563320
>>562788
>parents who would report their child to the authorities even though the child didn't do anything wrong so far
absolutely fucking degenerate.
3b5eef No.563332
>>562788
First step to unfucking your life and breaking the power your parents have over you is finding a paying job- only way out. Some people get a bit funny in the head when they know that you depend on them for a roof over their head, and you become something of a pet. Having even 12-16 hours of work (two shifts) changes the balance of power drastically. Consider that from a subconscious point of view, your parents probably froze you at a young age and your university for them is still just high school with another name- having regular earnedmoney means you force them to deal with you as an adult.
>muh homework
Deal with it faggot, stop being a welfare scum leech.
5742d1 No.565064
>>562788
>brown anoles
>killing them
STOP KILLING CUTE LIZAR!
3045bd No.565095
5a163c No.565162
>>565064
The brown lizards are driving the green lizards out of their homes.
a603fb No.565184
>>563332
what if you have conditioned social anxiety anon?
b19e6a No.565202
>>565095
>Greece telling someone to get a job and stop leeching off welfare
Well, there's a first time for everything, I suppose.
>>565184
You're better than a Greek. Even Greeks have been known to work on occasion. Get a job you lazy bum.
23ba86 No.568112
>>563202
This is as magical as that Pomppufiilis song.
07d234 No.568225
>>563304
Absolute strawman. That's not what the burgerbro is saying, ameribro.
07d234 No.568226
>>563202
Cyber8 is probably a socialist of some sort. He is polski jej
Reason I say this is that he banned racial slurs on a Jewtube stream chat, yet uses nigger all the time. Fake edgelord nigger faggot, that goy.
938805 No.568303
9f30fd No.568313
How about you go see someone to get confirmation that you're not crazy?
cca5a9 No.568318
>>568313
He's in america, where going to a doctor means something new that's not right being found
I wish our gun laws were as good as yours, but alas, ex-soviet politicians are afraid of being killed on the streets like the traitors they are
5bd7db No.568501
>>562821
> I would probably advice you stop removing invasive kebabs because everyone knows "tHAts thE fIrST sIgN oF a PSYCHOPATH!!!"
Stop using a sharp stick. Volunteer on Saturdays at an animal rescue or something too, come home with stories about helping poor little kitties and how much you care about them. They're always hurting for hands at those, plus it pads your resume.
>>562827
>Properly cleaning and storing your guns isn't a problem at all, it's how you're acting while you're doing it and otherwise.
Good idea. Acting calmly and casually, having a friendly convo while you do it if a family member says something to you. If you concentrate super hard and are all stone-faced, intense and meticulous when you so it, no one's gonna wanna be around you.
So how long until you can flee the state and you don't have to worry about your personal PR, anyway, OP?
8ae953 No.568511
>>568501
Sauce of semen demon?
26053d No.568523
>>568511
i think its idol master but im not really familiar with idolshit.
3750df No.568538
>>568523
>>568511
Aki Yamato from redditm@ster
f1ec2b No.568550
>>568501
What's the one on the bottom right of the rack?
3750df No.568564
>>568550
A generic H&K grenade launcher, either the AG36, M320 or the AG-C/EGLM
aad02b No.568675
>>563207
>Implying Poles aren't just Finns that got raped by Slavs
4791ce No.568679
>>568538
Call me a weeb but…
>named Yamato
>is a gunnut
Is idolm@ster full blown nationalist propaganda?