/k/ - Weapons

>>559002

That must have been an explosive climax.

Lel good job Ruben.

based

>2 inches across 16 inches long

What a fucking size queen. If my woman could take something like that, I'd be wondering who she's spending her time with, I have trouble putting my damn finger in her and I like it that way.

>why he thought it would be a good idea for his wife to insert it inside herself.

Oh please if HE inserted it, he would have a missing arm at a minimum, even with something as small a bong two incher.

She did this herself, and the police are pinning it on him for some reason. Maybe the bitch was rich and her parents want to cover it up by blaming someone else for the scandal. In fact the mortar would have to be fully embedded in the woman, all 16 inches of it, to not kill the guy in the room. Which is why I'm so goddamn impressed.

Well, I've always heard Latinos have a fiery passion.

>>559025

we've lost a /k/omrade lads

Just a thought lads.

A few years ago there was a story about a kid in I believe Spain who had a mortar explode in his room but I believe survived. How? The main filler had been removed as a

"demill", but the fuze was still live. The explosives in the fuze were enough to throw a little shrapnel around but didn't kill him. Could this be the case here? I imagine the effects would be a little more devastating when taken internally.

>>559027

Or he simply shoved it far enough to cause internal bleeding.

>>559027

>>559031

>Police believe the mortar did not explode, rather it was the size of the object that caused the fatal wounds that took Mrs. Cornejo's life.

>"Painkillers were also found and it is believed they were used to control the pain," Arana added.

Here's the rest of the article, since OP is being a clickbaiting faggot:

>When authorities questioned the drunk husband, he recalled that he passed out and when he awoke his wife was unresponsive. Cornejo maintains he is innocent of wrongdoing in his wife's death. Arequipa police chief Javier Arana gave a public statement in which he described the mortar device to be inactive but was very large at around two inches wide and 16 inches long.

>Police believe the mortar did not explode, rather it was the size of the object that caused the fatal wounds that took Mrs. Cornejo's life. "Painkillers were also found and it is believed they were used to control the pain," Arana added. The woman has not been named but her father, Washington Llerena has called for justice.

>"He should be jailed for what he did with my daughter. I will keep on fighting until the end," Llerena said. The investigation into the victim's death is still ongoing and police have not indicated whether they believe the murder was premeditated.

>>559035

Forgot to add my own two cents.

Judging by those two sentences, must have been a de-milled one, since you'd expect them to be able to tell if a fucking mortar shell has exploded inside/in the general vicinity of someone, or it's just a case of internally bleeding (which might have been exacerbated by the drinking, but I'm no doctor).

>>559037

iirc there was a study a while back that linked alcohol with thinner blood. But that study was more "How much do you usually drink? Now we'll take a blood sample" and less "Drink this vodka and when you start getting a buzz we'll take a blood sample".

>>559050

Not a detonation, thanks for leaving out the pertinents OP.

Size queens have a lot of practice. It takes years of work to get a goatse level gape going on. If she hadn't worked her way up to that yet it would explain why it may have caused fatal trauma.

No way I would call this anything but accidental though. People die doing stupid sex shit semi-regularly.

>>559050

>>559054

Maybe it wasn't the size of the thing that killed her. I'm not an expert neither on mortars nor gynocology but mortar shells are hardly known for being soft or smooth. Maybe, in her drunkenness, she inserted the thing unlubed, cut herself on some rough edge or some piece of her vaginal canal got cought in some crease of the mortar shell and got torn away when she thrusted the thing in and out. In her drunken haze, she might have even hardly noticed what had happened until it killed her.

Hell, as far as I know the thing could have been manufactured five decades ago, and left in a field till it rusted so bad you could cut yourself just touching it.

>>559004

heh

>10 sex tricks that will absolutely blow her mind and destroy her pussy

Talk about fire in the hole.

>>559004

>>559006

>>559007

>>559027

It says it right there on the site.

>Police believe the mortar did not explode, rather it was the size of the object that caused the fatal wounds that took Mrs. Cornejo's life.

What killed her was the fact she shoved a fucking foot-long mortar inside herself.

I appreciate the little jokes.

>>559050

>>559054

>>559061

>>559327

This makes even less sense than an explosion… how the fuck does someone not stop when it hurts and blood is pouring out?

>>559335

Don't question the power of stupid people or booze.

>>559335

Look, I once broke my collar bone trying to climb out of my own house through the 2 metre (6.5 foot) high kitchen window while drunk and I didn't even notice it until halfway through the next day. Heck, I even kept trying to climb in and out, and doing a few push-ups on the window sill several times afterwards and I was vaguely aware of some pain somewhere in my body, but not enough to even know what had just happened.

Plus, she doesn't need to keep doing it for something like >>559061 to happen, just thrust it in and out once, and the next thing she knew, she tore a piece of her vaginal canal out.

>>559368

>push-ups

Meant pull-ups

>>559368

You seem to have a lot of experience putting square pegs in round holes when you're drunk….

>>559335

>how the fuck does someone not stop when it hurts and blood is pouring out?

Did nobody teach you about women and their periods?

>>559002

Way less funny of a story then I thought it would be.

>>559026

>Fucking your GF with a mortar shell so hard she dies from internal bleeding.

I can see why you'd think that, but a real /k/ommando would have used a 120mm APFSDS L26 DU round while making endless 'CHARM1-ng' puns and wondering if the U-235 in the shell would actually make her pussy glow after a few sessions. protip: it won't, and no the tumours won't make her tighter either. No silver lining here

>>559474

Actually, a real /k/ommando woul have used his recreational Davy Crockett.

>>559492

>not getting her maternity out of way by forcing a little boy in her

>>559493

>Not building a 1:1 replica of the Schwerer Gustav railway gun, with the 800mm cannon motorised to turn it into a fucking machine.

Do you even get /k/inky, bro?

>>559493

It took me a very confusing minute imagining a small male child being forced into a vagina, until I realized the actual joke. Very well done.

>>559797

>not making two for dp

This is why your Empire fell dad