f8455a No.556757
If mythological creatures really existed, what would be the best weapons to kill them with?
I know this image is for ants. I couldn't find a larger sized version of it anywhere. Pls no bully.
6a087b No.556783
9dd20c No.556792
Nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
cea308 No.556797
Shmel
Burn those abominations from inside.
cb49b0 No.556800
c5ed86 No.556845
A 20mm anti-materiel rifle. Do they make 20mm raufoss ammunition?
f5476c No.556850
>>556757
Tbh, I used to have that poster
And the answer is cearly fuddy-five, mah grandaddy tol' me that it stops anythang dead in it's tracks with a single shot, muh stopeen powah
e50aaa No.556881
>>556800
For fucks sake man there are limits to what we're willing to do, even to enemies.
996eb6 No.556885
>>556800
Last time Herc tried that with Echidna we ended up with Scythians.
9e6ee2 No.556947
c97b75 No.556952
>kill
>not rape
>not becoming a demon lord like in animus
>not eventually creating waifus for your people through the power of dick and impregnation fetish
Dare you enter my magical realm?
f02007 No.556985
>>556978
This was deliberately made to be as cringeworthy as possible, right?
4c5302 No.556987
>>556757
depending on the creature, penis
d61f9e No.556994
>>556985
What was?
The cover? Yep, it's shit. Book is nothing like it.
Abomination? The guy who made it is a mad scientist and the book repeatedly states the thing is excessively unwieldy and heavy when empty so only the guy who wrestled a werewolf to death with this bare hands (rip and tear!) can wield it.
e2296b No.556999
>>556757
Obrez of Maxim design.
fc4971 No.557000
Spears, like humans were intended to kill with.
41c303 No.557004
>>556800
Are you saying we should fuck them into submission?
967fec No.557015
>>556800
>>556941
>>557004
I want furfags to leave.
72c24a No.557020
>>556985
His later books are even worse, so no.
7c4e5b No.557035
>>556850
Don't you Brits have the same reputation with .455 Webley? Its not Fuddlore but plenty of revolver fetishists praise .455 like a weeaboo praising the katana
f02007 No.557050
>>557035
I thought it was .557 Snider that was legendary for causing grievous wounds. And that's only because it threw a 450 grain projectile that expanded like a hollow point.
f5476c No.557053
>>557035
Not really, there's barely anyone alive that has even used .455 Webley in service. We adopted .38 S&W before WW2
8cd0c4 No.557101
>>557074
>book
It will be shit, do nothing
34d9e2 No.557103
>>557015
Lurk 2 more years.
5baace No.557125
>>557015
>muh /monster/ is furfaggotry
Suicide is a good remedy for asshurt like this, Strelok.
fc4971 No.557204
>>557125
>monster isn't fur
Yeah and scalies aren't furfags either, right? Your fetish is just as shitty as theirs, only difference is the "community" isn't quite as bad.
4c5302 No.557322
>>556800
I wanna racemix with a minotaur
e0161a No.557326
>>557204
The difference is monster girls are basically humans with slight monster featuresaside from rare cases like slime girls whereas furry/scaly girls are animals with slight human features.
08a363 No.557336
cc9c7e No.557337
>>556757
What does the creature say?
"Whiter than you Muhammad”
24c9b1 No.557339
>>557337
>when you’re trying to make fun at Americans but you’re using an American VPN.
41c303 No.557340
>>557339
>When you wanted to be a mythological creature, but end up being some weird 56%
Wew.
4c5302 No.557343
>>557340
>when you want to shag a mythological creature
ftfy
c9933f No.557345
>>557341
I just dropped my phone. Someone actually sat down and made this shit.
c9933f No.557347
>>556885
*slavs
But good point, Greek gods were fucking degenerates.
4c5302 No.557350
>>557347
> Greek gods were fucking degenerates.
this
fdbf01 No.557354
>>557341
there is no difference between furry and monster
08a363 No.557363
>>557341
Whoever made this is gay af.
b16d32 No.557391
>>557341
Holy shit, the denial is real. Just like trap and futa fags… hmm.
08a363 No.557393
>>557125
Maybe I’d believe you if /monster/ wasn’t filled with low quality bate.
30c41c No.557403
>>557393
>low quality bate
c5ed86 No.557463
>>557322
Dubs, and a man of taste and refinement. Nice.
e4e077 No.557497
Depends on whether they can be reasoned with. If they are intelligent and can be useful, they can be employed as shock troops. If they cannot, you fill them with enough lead that it makes a sculpture of their insides.
6033d7 No.557533
>>556800
But what if she's the same race as you, like if she's a dryad but also biologically caucasian?
000000 No.557549
>If mythological creatures really existed, what would be the best weapons to kill them with?
Shotgun with 00 buckshot, most of them.
Samurai sword should work too, for pros.
What makes you think they'd be so tough?
4240c1 No.557553
>>556757
First you have to fulton extract them, then you convince them to join you
08a363 No.557579
>>557533
>like if she's a dryad but also biologically caucasian?
t Idiot who doesn’t understand genetics.
e0161a No.557607
>>557549
>What makes you think they'd be so tough?
Have you ever read the old Greek poems? Some of them have armored skin while others can turn you into stone just by looking at you.
b2e60a No.557627
>>556783
This honestly. You have to consider artillery for large creatures such as Krakens or Behemoths.
Nymphs and Dryads are good for dicking still carry a .45 just in case.
>>556797
Won't work for Dragons or Salamanders.
08a363 No.557687
>>557341
>Politicizing Fetishes of all things
You have to go back.
4c5302 No.557691
>>557463
cows just do it for me
c0753b No.557697
>>557553
big boss fought alongside the sandinistas for free because they liked them. they don't always fulton.
c5ed86 No.557735
>>557691
Same here bro, we really need a 'no sarcasm intended' symbol that doesn't look sarcastic all by itself.
308cb2 No.557741
5baace No.557782
>>557687
It's true for the most part.
af7a4b No.557788
>>557350
>>557347
Degenerates doesn't even begin to describe it, they're positively fucking lunatics with super-powers. I think this picture sums up your average mythological god in fairly accurate manner.
50fbd2 No.557807
>>557350
The Minotaur was the product of Poseidon's bull fucking Minos' wife though.
c9933f No.557816
>>557807
>bull fucks wife
Ah, the mythical cuck.
6033d7 No.557890
>>557579
Anon, I'm pretty sure you can have caucasian haplotypes and still have a mutational chlorophyllic excess.
c97b75 No.557904
>>557890
No because reasons.
cbe5cb No.557913
>>557741
See:
>that doesn't look sarcastic all by itself.
43c21a No.557955
>>557354
>>557391
do you know how it feels to be as thick as a brick? I will agree, dickgirls are fucking overrated, but my point still stands.
>>557687
all the furfags that you give attention to are for the most part communists. Nazifurs really had more attention to it before SJWs and communists got into anyone's radar.
>>557788
>>557350
>>557347
To the best of my personal knowledge, the greeks believed that their gods had to act like "real" people. Because they were gods they were "above" morality, not because they were ubermensch but because they could be assholes if they wanted.
I need to read up more on Rome's myths, they may have been blatant copycats, but from what little I've seen, they at least wanted their gods to be admirable instead of pseudo-ubermenschen because "realism".
d61f9e No.557962
>>557955
>To the best of my personal knowledge, the greeks believed that their gods had to act like "real" people.
Wut?
>Not at all similar are the race of the immortal gods and the race of men who walk upon the earth.
That's from the Iliad.
43c21a No.557967
08a363 No.558003
>>557890
Species is more important than race.
08a363 No.558005
>>557955
>all the furfags that you give attention to are for the most part communists. Nazifurs really had more attention to it before SJWs and communists got into anyone's radar.
Both nazfurs and comiefurs both spawned from the same Tumblr cansor that is politicized sexuality.
8082ea No.558059
>>556757
Probably from a plane traveling faster than the speed of sound, firing shells as big as your fist and missiles capable of leveling a city block, as is currently the case.
If we're talking skirmishes, you'd probably want to know what you're up against. If it's larger than a man, probably a big fucking .458SOCOM or .308. If it's a bunch of dogs or lizards, probably a standard assault rifle. If it's airborne, probably flak or shotguns.
If the hide is thick, .50 AP should do the trick. If not, step it up until it does.
If you're talking about static defense, you'd want airburst missiles and arty filled with nails and chain links for those harpy things, tank traps for those fuckers with the chariot, barbed wire and stake walls for dogs, electric razor wire for sneks, and wall mounted guns. M1's for the big shit, who are instructed to only go for the big shit, and then M134's for the smaller shit.