/k/ - Weapons

>>545691

>getting surgery just to shove a bomb up your guts

>committing suicide while killing he target

if he's in a public area then there is no reason to have this thread, all you'll need is a scoped rifle and a nearby building.

what if he wasn't in a public place? this is usually the case most of the time, then you'd have to devise a plan to bypass a bunch of FSO agents unharmed.

>>545691

>toothpaste

>best idea is to snackbar putin

Weak.

Instead you should build small electro-triggered grenades, connect them all with a piece of wire and shove them up the ass of some random druggy. You tell him he is smuggling drugs for you into prison, and you will keep him as your main supplier there, and he can get a fair share. Just keep looking for desperate people, eventually you will find one stupid enough. You could also kidnap someone's wife and kids and have them do it for you.

Tell him to get into prison he will have to punch Putin, and when he jumps the barrier you blow him up.

Alternatively get a quadcopter, put an RGO on it, and drop the grenade when you are over Putin. Drop the controls immediately afterwards.

Another method could be a remote controlled car with an AT mine strapped on top of it. Drive it under his car and blow him up.

>>545695

>druggy approaches

>gets mag dumped by FSO

>drone/RC car gets close

>gets magdumped too

You heavily underestimate bodyguards.

>>545696

>druggy appraches

>gets mag dumped

>remote detonate grenades, guts, blood and gore everywhere

>Putin killed by fragmentation

>drone gets close

>crashes

>can still trigger explosives

>car gets close

>gets magdumped

>still on the road

>even if the limousine stops I can still trigger it if anyone dares get too close

>have a backup car ready to come up from behind and finish the job

Or even better: have a swarm of drones and cars approach at the same time. You can possibly magdump a single drone, or kick away an RC car, but when there are like ten or twenty of them it will be another story.

There is no way in hell anyone would survive something like 100 or even 50 drones.

>>545698

The hobo would probably get tagged from about twenty meters away, prez is unharmed, unless the grenades you have on him are nuclear.

and how do you plan on piloting all those drones?

your plan could only work if your vehicle was a truck full of ANFO, now THAT's some explosive power that could take anyone, even 50 meters away.

>>545702

Your funeral, quite literally.

my idea was to wait for night, somehow find a way to cut the power and barge in with a subsonic.

>>545703

In this scenario I only think about how this man is going to die, not the survival of me and my guys. All part of the plan

What do you mean with "barge in with a subsonic?'

>>545704

>What do you mean with "barge in with a subsonic?'

acquire pistol, attach suppressor, load with subsonic ammunition, clear anybody who gets in your way until you find the target.

.45 for example, is subsonic, and it's freakishly quiet with a suppressor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvbOPb4pNxc (skip to 0:25)

>>545709

It's not about splinter-celling your way in, it's about the element of surprise.

They sure as fuck aren't expecting some dude to come in and shoot them, they won't shoot you on first glance (but you will), hell, their handguns probably holstered

and by the time they find out that the power outage was manmade and they need to get the prez to safety, the killer would already be halfway to putin's room and probably already shot four guys.

Its most likely a suicide mission so I cant do it gor money. If I hated him I wouldnt kill him for fear of making a martyr. If I was a fanatic or spree killer Id fail due to sheer stupidity.

There go 100% of the reasons for killing the guy.

>>545702

Actually, directional charges could be used in both the suicide hobo attack as well as the drones. A claymore charge has kill distance of 50 meters in a 60° arc. Plunk one on a drone, have it fly anywhere close to him and blast the entire stage away.

If each of the tiny grenades was a directed charge, and you mange to point each one in a different direction, you could probably get a larger kill radius.

>>545701

Piloting the swarm could be as simple as setting up a simple GPS tracker, that inputs directions to the control unit and basically tells the drone where to go. GPS can be pretty accurate. Using a static repeating station that communicates with the drone allows up to 1cm accuracy. Imagine 50 drones waiting in standby on nearby rooftops, and on a command they fly up and rush the president. They all shoot from slightly different angles and some of them could be used to drop RGOs as soon as enough confusion has been caused.

Also: instead of using slow quadcopters you could attach the same mechanism (or a direct impact fuse with no dropping) to RC planes.

Or drop a barrel of Napalm using one of embed related.

>>545734

If it bleeds, you can kill it.

>>545734

<What I bring

>John cena action figure

>One handed crossbow

<Arrival

>By plane disguised as civilian

>Change religion to kike and get free ticket to tel-aviv

<First goal

>Aquire desert eagle the greatest combat multi tool in the world from a common idf border guard

<Primary mission objective

>Find tupac and save him from the matzo monsters forcing him to not craft anymore master pieces for true operators such as myself

<Secondary

>Fire desert eagle into Israeli clay shattering the earth for miles around

>>545708

>goes into panic room

>guards equip NVG and thermals

huh

Now that I think about it, what pistol does Putin carry, I'm certain that he does carry or keep close something, but what? A solid possibility is something expert made, expensive and European, like a $2000 Sig Sauer or something, doubt he would carry anything Russian made.

>>545747

>tupac

Ah, I see. You are a man of exquisite taste as well.

With the sort of protection detail Putin has you don't want to be closer than half a mile when it happens. Go in as a tourist, launch an RC plane (highest payload possible, hobbyist stuff rather than over the counter toys) from as far away as possible, the RC Aircraft is loaded with the biggest Explosive or Incendiary bomb you can get hold of, WP if possible. If possible hit him during a scheduled public even, to make sure you know where to aim your RC Kamikaze, and because the idea of the media reporting your success before you're out of the country is kinda hilarious. After you've detonated the bomb destroy the controls (pref. with a pre-built Thermite charge) and move as quickly as possible to your nearest friendly Embassy or Consulate.

>>545750

He carries a PSM, its thinner than most phones.

>>545754

That's a pretty neat pistol, sorta like a tiny PM, I guessed that he might carry either something really expensive or european or some old soviet KGB style stuff that he was used to shooting during soviet times.

>>545759

Putin carries a PSM. He literally wrote the requirements for it when he was with KGB. Complained to his superiors about how his makarov always caught on his clothing when he pulled it out to assasinate someone, and suggested a slimmer self loading pistol in a smaller cartridge. This is common knowledge guys come on, this is /k/.

>>545764

Sauce or fuck off.

>>54576

>type into google

>first result

http://www.guns.com/2011/10/10/putins-pistol-the-psm-semi-automatic-pistol-in-545mm/

>>545759

Just left it on by accident when I doubleposted earlier.

>>545690

>>545734

The question might be somewhat unrelated but it kind of fits the topic of covert operations: are there any insightful books by israelis about their (((counterterrorism))) tactics used against the palestinians? Or just their general expierience with policing a hostile population effectivley?

>>545690

Were you hired to do it and are using /k/ as your private army?

>>545783

>insightful books by israelis about their (((counterterrorism))) tactics

You mean firebombing 'civilian' targets and then whining to America when people ask you to stop?

>>545784

>Were you hired to do it and are using /k/ as your private army?

Even better, it's the CIA. They've been given their orders but the little darlings can't for the life of them work out how to do this kind of work anymore.

>>545790

>You mean firebombing 'civilian' targets and then whining to America when people ask you to stop?

That's just the "diplomatic" part, I'd be more interested on the topics of population control, how to properly survey and secure areas and just the general counterterrorism measures that they use against the hostile population they occupy. Might be interesting to hear their thoughts on it, because if such measures are ever applied elsewhere, I'm sure the israeli model will serve as the foundation for them.

>>545792

>because if such measures are ever applied elsewhere, I'm sure the israeli model will serve as the foundation for them.

Subtle.

>>545690

Get one of the Russian Journalists to kill him for me/use bombs for me. Russian Journalists might be more professional, but they've got their own equivalent CNN over there that hates the man.

>>545698

Wouldn't it be easier to just get like an RC helicopter with explosives attached and cut power to the motor when you have it approximately in position? Even if they shoot it, they're more likely to hit the explosives, and the weight will bring it down anyways.

They honestly probably have some sort of radio/microwave frequency jammer around him. They're literal pennies to make, it's just a $10,000 fine and eight years in prison if the FCC catches you with one in 'Murrica.

>>545799

Then make it autonomous

>>545800

There's only two ways to make a robot autonomous for a signal jammer to not work on it: Hard-Wiring, and Gyroscopes with a pre-defined path in the computer system. In the second case, a drone is only aware of its own location, not that of others since frequency is cut, hence it will run into other drones if any of them were not programmed perfectly/get flung off-course.

The issue with drone swarms in general is the same issue as heavy encryption: Your enemy isn't going to waste millions of dollars on anti-drone technology, they're just going to track the frequency of the signals being used, then create a jammer that releases noise in that frequency (or just EMP the area with microwave radiation, which the Russians have done in the past if I remember correctly). You don't break the encryption, you break the encryptor's legs and make him tell you the encryption code. Complex problems (like drone swarms) often times have very simple solutions (signal jamming or mid-air explosion), doubly so in these sort of scenarios.

>>545711

If the 911 authority center in my town has a fuel tank with enough diesel fuel to power a backup generator for 7 days, Uninterrupted Power Supplies for immediate power in case of an outage that are rated for at least 8 hours, and double-safe emergency power lines in case the main power line for the building gets cut, what makes you think somewhere Putin is stationary wouldn't?

>>545771

>hide thermotriggered explosives inside food packages

>as meals are heated, a single thermometer sends a wireless signal to the explosive packages hidden inside the food

>all packages explode at the same time, ripping a massive hole into the airframe and causing a crash

>>545804

You could always use laser guidance. Attaching an IR sensor package to the drone, and using a laser to give it directions by shooting at different sensors on the drone.

>>545919

easy solution. You put a bunch of mirrors around putin then the lasers won't work, bam

>>545993

Wait till they go to one of their major events: Bilderberg, G20, Davos.

Blow the entire building like 9/11.

Add poison to all the foodstuffs.

Have suicide bombers mixed in with rioters.

"Accidentally" de-orbit some satellites on the event.

Spray fentanyl on the bathroom paper towels.

>>546012

>"Accidentally" de-orbit some satellites on the event.

Even if you manage to deorbit a satellite, it will burn up in the atmosphere. Only tiny pieces of junk rained down on the pacific ocean when the entire MIR station was de-orbited.

Instead you could simply use gas shells fired from a mortar. I doubt the G20 has CIWS, or gas masks for every bodyguard. Once these guys are immobilized switch from gas shells to HE and fragmentation and fuck up the entire area before they can escape.

>>545993

Mr. Rothschild, I'm /k/

>>546076

What is that picture about?

>>546140

purported image of Vladimir Putin posing as a photographer covering Ronald Reagan's visit sometime in the 1980s.

>>546167

It doesn't really look enough like him and there's not enough detail to make an accurate assumption.

>>545734

Force feed shekels until he chokes to death.

>>546076

That looks like Russian Chris Evans.

>>546167

It's been debunked 30 times though.

Putin is a perfectly average slav, you can find people that look like him anywhere in Russia, there was an epic thread about that pic on mp.net nearly a decade ago with maybe hundreds of crowds shots in the history of Russia were you could spot someone that look like Putin in his youth.

>>546296

mp.net?

Artillery or mortars would be my favored means of assassination on any public figure and is actually within the reach of an average strelok if they want it

Everyone is prepared for shooters, knife attacks, grenades, etc. They're prepared for aircraft attacks as well, but nothing can stop the mortar and artillery shells other than several feet of concrete, something you do not have at a public event. Something 99.999% of buildings, even government, are not prepared for.

Think about it, setup your mortar outside of the protection zone, calculate the trajectory, then fire for effect.

No big plans, no infiltration spec ops bullshit, all you need is Google maps, a live stream of an event, and some mortars.

Combine these mortars with a biochemical agent, your target is fucked no matter what security measures they use.

So, Russian version of the secret service, that's the best method I can imagine that would work in nearly any scenario.

Mail him thousands of and thousands of pounds of grapes

>>546076

The areas he worked, in Poland and East Germany, were the areas with the most KGB assassinations. Just by law of averages, he wasn't a simple clerk.