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India Stronk Strelok 01/23/18 (Tue) 21:12:41 837a5c No.545118

Hello /k/,

I was just taking a shit beside the railway when a train entered the station and stopped by where I was. I overheard from the inside of the train that India has the most military power in the world right now. There were talking about these reasons:

1) We have Brahmos missile, which is the best in the world. Nobody else has this powerful missile. It was made in collaboration with Israel.

2) As a nuclear capable country no one can challenge us.

3) Russia sells Sukhoi-35 to everyone, but those are older version (Mk-II). They sell Sukhoi-35 Mk-III only to India. It is a 4++ generation fighter compared to others which are 4+. It is also hypersonic i.e. greater than supersonic. No one else has it.

4) Lockheed Martin and other companies are planning to make their fighter planes in India under Make in India project. Thus, we shall get their technologies and we will be making our F-16 and F-35s in no time. This was a clever ploy by our dear Prime Minister.

5) We also have over 9000 hidden airforce bases all over India. So no one can attack us.

So, I think we have already become the military superpower that we wanted to be. You guys should fear us and treat us with respect. No more "POO IN LOO" comments.

(BTW pooing in open air is not bad. You should try it someday.)

Strelok 01/23/18 (Tue) 21:14:08 837a5c No.545119

Oh and we had made a treaty with Russia 60 years ago, which means Russia has to defend us if any country attacks us.

Strelok 01/23/18 (Tue) 21:20:18 3e4433 No.545120

If you ally with us and help fuck with the chinks we'll move our sweatshops and stop poo in loo memes. Deal?

Strelok 01/23/18 (Tue) 22:01:25 adf429 No.545129

File: 5efbf994407545f⋯.webm (6.38 MB, 640x478, 320:239, Day_of_the_Leafblower.webm)

Strelok 01/23/18 (Tue) 23:00:09 8f62fd No.545136

1. Actually Russia basically built Brahmos for you. You then sold the design to Israel, and they built a countermeasure against it (barak).

2. You cant deliver your nukes anywhere.

3. What the fuck.

4. You got a chance to standardize your air force on either french or russian basis, and you chose to waste money on rusting f-16.

5. And not a single one has a toilet.

POO IN LOO

I cant respect a military that seppukus by shitting in its own water supply.

Strelok 01/23/18 (Tue) 23:11:28 c98c1c No.545139

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>>545118

WORLD SUPER LOO BY 2050!

Strelok 01/23/18 (Tue) 23:16:02 2d222c No.545140

>a FUCKING LEAF

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Strelok 01/24/18 (Wed) 01:57:50 684a81 No.545179

Yeah I agree India is great, why don’t you and the other hundreds of thousands of you go back there? Canada has no Brahms’s missles and doesn’t even have nukes. You guys should really go back to the world super power by 2020

Strelok 01/24/18 (Wed) 02:05:54 ac7314 No.545180

File: 817620e121eb7cf⋯.jpg (80.43 KB, 640x640, 1:1, loo.jpg)

>india thread

Strelok 01/24/18 (Wed) 02:07:16 08883b No.545181

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Got my dick sucked by an Indian chick. It was pretty good.

Strelok 01/24/18 (Wed) 02:09:37 684a81 No.545183

>>545181

Have the 3rd degree burns healed yet?

Strelok 01/24/18 (Wed) 02:20:26 08883b No.545184

>>545183

No burns. My body felt tingly for about an hour afterwords.

Strelok 01/24/18 (Wed) 02:28:06 264f64 No.545186

>>545139

>>545118

3. At the rates indians are crashing/totaling planes I doubt they will have any MKI left by 2050.

Also MKI are Su-30 not Su-35 who have a different… everything and that Russia isn't exporting except to China AFAIK (long range air superiority, Su-30 are "multi-role)…

As for their indigenous industry they've spent the last 30 years trying to make bootleg Mirage III.

http://www.janes.com/article/72988/india-s-tejas-programme-suffers-more-delays

>The MoD said in a statement on 4 August [2017] that state-owned Hindustan Aeronautics Limited (HAL) has delivered just four aircraft to the IAF out of 40 ordered in 2005. All these aircraft were previously scheduled to be delivered to the IAF by 2017–18.

Strelok 01/24/18 (Wed) 03:57:59 8f62fd No.545207

>>545181

>risking dick rot to fuck a human shaped piece of shit

Strelok 01/24/18 (Wed) 04:10:04 d21cd1 No.545209

>>545186

This really irritates my Teutonic sensibilities. Why the hell can't they build more than 4 aircraft in the course of more than 10 years? That is just pathetic. India might as well have paid the same amount of money to a private company from the first world to produce 15 instead of 30 planes because at least they would get their deliveries done on time. Absolutely pathetic.

Strelok 01/24/18 (Wed) 04:19:05 684a81 No.545212

>>545184

So she didn’t eat Indian food?

Strelok 01/24/18 (Wed) 05:16:13 7879f2 No.545234

File: de493bf563dc793⋯.webm (11.3 MB, 640x284, 160:71, India_In_2030.webm)

I'm ready for our new street-shitting overlords

Strelok 01/24/18 (Wed) 08:05:59 598da6 No.545257

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Hello /k/,

I was just taking a shit beside the railway when a train entered the station and stopped by where I was. I overheard from the inside of the train that India has the most military power in the world right now. There were talking about these reasons:

1) We have Bowel missile, which is the best in the world. Nobody else has this powerful bioweapon. It was made in collaboration with Africa.

2) As a nuclear curry country no one can challenge us.

3) Russia sells Shit-35 to everyone, but those are older version (Mk-II). They sell Shit-35 Mk-III only to India. It is a 4++ generation diarrhea compared to others which are 4+. It is also hypersonic i.e. greater than supersonic. No one else has it.

4) Lockheed Martin and other companies are planning to make their toilets in India under Make in India project. Thus, we shall get their toilets and we will be making our Fart-16 and Fart-35s in no time. This was a clever ploy by our dear Poo Minister.

5) We also have over 9000 hidden cholera cases all over India. So no one can attack us.

So, I think we have already become the military superpower that we wanted to be. You guys should fear us and treat us with respect.

(BTW open bob and show vagne)