eb5722 No.542910
You're sent back in time to 1960.
With your current day knowledge, how would you win the vietnam war?
2da0a1 No.542918
>>542910
>sent back in time
>it's already too late
try me for any of the following 1913, 1904, 1917, 1920, 1939
31007c No.542920
Kill John Mccain before he could spill any beans to the commie gooks allowing the north to be bombed 24/7 365
b62e2a No.542921
Make Kissinger accept Mao's offer of 'We'll give you 10 million chinese women for an alliance' and let them deal with the Indochina goat rope.
65d0ca No.542927
I would go back further and kill everyone who worked in the state department in the 50s.
The state department is responsible for communist China.
baab23 No.542930
Not do the draft. It ultimately only provided about 25% of the US manpower, and 99% of the US internal dissent, which lost the war. Draft dodgers outnumbered soldiers by a factor of ~4x. Politicians and media pandered to them, which ultimately subverted the war effort. Around 50 million Americans were intimately connected with draft dodgers, and the media wildly exaggerated reports of US casualties. Politicians wanted their votes, and so the shameful Paris peace treaty happened.
There was this great and well cited website by these 'Nam vets, that had a section about how the US army entering into Vietnam was in the best shape in its history, and objectively performed better than it did in WWII. It was some 90s' tier html site that I forgot. Does anybody know what I'm talking about and have a link?
>>542927
And Pol Pot. It's almost as if McCarthy wasn't a lunatic…
65d0ca No.542932
>>542930
Why was the media allowed to get involved with the war? Why wasn't there ww2 grade censorship?
65d0ca No.542933
Hey did john McCain go to college before he went to war? What are the chances that became a SJW before the war?
baab23 No.542934
>>542932
In WWII, media wasn't just censored, it was integrated into the war effort. This was partly voluntary.
In Vietnam, no such thing happened, because the military/politicians didn't think they'd need propaganda. They failed to realize that the media's interests lay against those of the military, since sensational (read: false) stories of defeat "vindicated" draft dodgers sold well. They let the 5th column journalists in, and they were too far entrenched by the time the military realized what a mistake they had made.
>>542933
The US military going in to Vietnam was the best educated it ever was. College degrees were not uncommon at all.
65d0ca No.542938
>>542934
didn't the Communist flood the universities so that WW2 Vets who received the GI bill benefits would be brain washed?
baab23 No.542942
>>542938
Never heard of that, but it would make some sense. Any reading on that?
8afce8 No.542950
I'd kill every jew in the media and in the government
8a8a51 No.542954
Whack the NRA's leadership so the GCA doesn't pass. Warn people once Johnson takes social security he'll never give it back. Also
>>542920
49c69b No.542965
>>542930
Not to mention that drafting people into a war that they really had no interest was probably also one the reason so many officers were killed by their own men. Imagine being dragged to Vietnam and dealing with some cunt yelling at you, while your foot is rotting away, you try to soothe the pain buy smoking some opium, you start to go crazy and you just want to go home. I can't see how any of that would make for a battle ready soldier.
65d0ca No.542967
Do you guys believe that if John McCain recorded himself raping a pregnant Vietnamese peasant,and that video were to get out to public tomorrow the liberals would still defend the guy because he hates Trump?
65d0ca No.542968
>>542965
Boomers sure as hell raised shit children then.
65d0ca No.542969
Is it pretty much the reason the boomers have fetishtize the military is because of the military equivalent of white guilt over the way they treated troops who returned from Vietnam?
3dcdd1 No.542973
>>542910
I'd give the gooks stealth tech and 50,000 modern laptops with encryption software.
I'd also take them a few dozen large history books with the entire war laid out, including alternate plans, tech, vehicles and specs.
I'd tell the gooks to use air borne hallucinigens on the pigs, and spread absolute terror through the american soldiers.
Or, I'd just teleport in and kill all the (((american))) politicians behind the war in the first place.
I'd also prevent any immigration invitation laws from being passed in the US, Europe or elsewhere, and find Hitler in Argentina for a long chat about the past the present and the future. Maybe I'll do that first.
d73ebc No.542975
>>542910
>With your current day knowledge, how would you win the vietnam war?
Infect them with the highly contagious disease. It is not possible to win this war completely unless USA is autocratic but I would be wrong though. The USA government were winning until the corrupted politicans pulled the military out so as a result. The commies won the war and merged the northern and southern Vietnam into one nation.
49c69b No.542987
>>542968
I'm fairly certain a large number of boomers themselves were a part of the vietnam war.
1aecf4 No.543017
>>542910
>You're sent back in time to 1960.
>With your current day knowledge, how would you win the vietnam war?
Pull out of Vietnam. Have the US start an isolationist foreign policy. Focus on domestic issues. Specifically on replacing oil with nuclear power so we never will have to rely on Saudi Arabia for oil. Also halt immigration, smooth over relations with the USSR where they don’t mess with us and we won’t mess with them. Also implement agrarianism, because that’s always cool. Admit it, we would never win that war because the people there didn’t want us there. It’d be like if China invaded us and set up a puppet government. 99% of people would fight said puppet government and the Chines occupiers by any means nessicary.
48e918 No.543053
>kill Lyndon B Johnson
>actually set coherent objectives
>invade north vietnam
>drop millions of mines disguised as shotguns into vietnam
Last one is just for funsies.
4f6aaf No.543068
<Ban the press from ever entering vietnam
<Mine/blockade the harbors in the north
<Napalm everything until either they give up or all dead
There, easy.
7eda8d No.543071
>>542910
1960 is way too late.
1940 is where you need to go if you want to win Vietnam (simply BY NOT CREATING ARMING AND SUPPORTING THE VIETMINH, same with Mao).
ee70b7 No.543073
>>542910
What the US government should have done is kill all the civilians until they submitted.
ecc249 No.543082
>>543053
I see what you did there.
06158a No.543098
This is one of the sites I was talking about. It's worth a read.
http://lzsally.com/archives/namfacts.html
06158a No.543099
4b20ae No.543108
>>542910
>With your current day knowledge, how would you win the vietnam war?
Probably start off with not funding, arming and supporting the VC because "fuck whitey"
544edf No.543109
>>543017
This. What was the fucking deal with Vietnam in the first place?
1aecf4 No.543110
>>543109
We went to war with them because they were communist or some shit.
f786f8 No.543124
>>542910
>With your current day knowledge, how would you win the Vietnam war?
Not support the Coup that killed Diem, and instead find a way to make him stop playing into the communist hands by angering the villagers and inciting them to join the commies. If that fails use US troops to invade the north to cut off the flow of commies supplies to the 'insurgency' south.
>>543110
>>543109
We supported the south because the Commies invaded the south under the guise of a communist insurgency. We went to war because Kennedy and Johnson went in half cocked and beat around the bush until things became a clusterfuck.
1aecf4 No.543168
>>543124
>We supported the south because the Commies invaded the south under the guise of a communist insurgency.
Still wasn’t god idea. I don’t live in South Vietnam so why should I care if there commie or not?
020a98 No.543173
Go back farther and stop the Jews from giving the Soviets nuke secrets. Make Charlie glow at night with no fear of reprisal.
2da0a1 No.543181
>>543173
>not going back further and stopping soviets permanently in 1920
544edf No.543191
>>543124
>>543110
>>543168
Were the Viets real communists in the first place or Best Korea type of insurgents that embraced the label for USSR gibs?
544edf No.543194
>>543191
Okay, I tried to make some quick research myself and I stumbled into this:
https://www.(((theguardian))).com/news/2015/apr/22/vietnam-40-years-on-how-communist-victory-gave-way-to-capitalist-corruption
>tfw the bong press have officially become propagandistic apologists of militant communist regimees
681499 No.543197
>>543191
Ho Chi Minh was a commie from the get-go. He was in the French Communist Party as early as the 20s.
His faction was always communist, sometimes explicitly and sometimes kept hidden, but it was always somewhere in their structure. He was motivated by anticolonialism, certainly, but it's fairly clear that his communist stance was genuine, and that he considered it an end in itself. If you look at some of his publications during WWII he treats it as a two-stage process, with independence as step one and communism as the end goal, rather than communism as a measure to reach independence that would be removed once it was no longer needed.
544edf No.543198
>>543197
I know that but the (((ideological retardery))) of a leader does not necessarily reflect on the masses he leads by manipulation. In the case of North Vietnam, and unlike let's say Russia or Cuba, the populous seemed pretty enthusiastic in defending their country from "imperiarist devirs" due to pretty warranted irredentism instead of being just (((bands of war criminals))) silencing dissent by terrorism like the Bolsheviks and similar Latin American marxists did .
544edf No.543200
>>543198
And ironically the main similarity with other communist "revolutionaries" is that American interventionism only seemed to add fuel to the fire and giving the marxist fucks an excuse to paint the true anti-commie patriots as traitors and foreign agents.
2a47a9 No.543220
>>543194
Western nations have always bent back over backwards for communist, even to a point where genocide commited by a communist government gets UN's blessing just because it was commited by a small dindunuffin government.
2da0a1 No.543270
>>543220
>Soviets murder tens of thousands of Polish officers
<just a prank bro xDDDD come on, happens to everyone don't mention it or they'll murder some more
t. Churchill
632291 No.543272
THEY KILLED THE WRONG ONE. THEY SHOULD HAVE WACKED LBJ INSTEAD.
49c69b No.543356
>>543220
This is true. The congo would still have Belgians in it, if the UN hadn't sent in "peacekeepers" to strip the only government that welcomed them (Katanga) of it's new sovereignty. Why? Because that government was at odds with the communist government that the west viewed as "legitimate".
6e3d8b No.543359
>Incorporate media into war effort
>Invade Laos and Cambodia
>Firebomb Hanoi and every major Northern city
>Drop the Bomb on some random port city near the border as the ultimate fuck you to china
>nuke china
6e3d8b No.543360
>>543359
Or just drop a couple cobalt bombs on hanoi and effectivley turn north vietnam into a permanent desert
420cc6 No.543368
>>543270
8000 officers, unless youre counting 6000 police officers under "officers".
Poland was relatively unscathed by communism, other countries suffered far worst.
6e3d8b No.543371
>>543368
>20% of population killed by Soviets
>Unscathed
I mean compared to Ukraine or Germany Poland was pretty well off but far from unscathed
e02174 No.543410
>>543390
The burger always wins in the end. Even if we cannot take their hearts and minds, we can always take their stomachs.
10c74e No.543411
Ignore the invisible borders we were ordered to stay behind while VC operated with impunity, ignore the Viet Cong & go straight for the central bank's jugular, tbqhwy.
2372b9 No.543436
>>542930
>and the media wildly exaggerated reports of US casualties
It's amusing how after all these years of an obvious media lies tearing the country up US still doesn't do anything about false claims. I mean, a simple goddamn fines would do the trick without mass butthurt about "political prisoners", false claims penalty does not violate First Amendment and it was easy to push so many times with Republican senators and presidents. What the actual fuck, USA? I understand why here there's no false claim fines for media (our problem isn't about leftists owning them, it's rather pro-Russian oligarchs and scaremonger pseudo-patriots), after all we've been in crisis for only a few years and I'm sure the solution will come soon. But your problem is a thing since first half of the 20 century ffs, and it's only getting worse.
a6f3fe No.543469
>>543371
>20% of population killed by Soviets
Jesus Christ! Never knew it was that bad. Sauce?
cdedf9 No.543472
>>543390
A lot of those would be foreigners or people going for a special occasion or rich people.
So a big mac combo costs 90k which is around $4 USD and the average wage here is 20k an hour.
I ordered one they are similar to back home but not quite as good.
79a5b6 No.543473
>>543469
>Being suprised about soviets killing >20% of population in any country they controlled
What is Siberia? Boy, if only you had seen the trains that were going there then.
You should read up on gulags, then.
79a5b6 No.543474
>>543469
Also soviets deported every single Koeningsburg german and replaced them with thrash from Ural region, which is why they have and enclave they call Kaliningrad today.
Nazis smashed a windows to a post office compared to the crimes againsh humanity soviets commited. Eastern europe has noticable russian populations only because they are thrash from distant region of soviet union that could not move back because they just had nowhere to. Also because Eastern europe had much better living level than, say, herding goats and living in clay huts.
991c75 No.543475
>>543469
Some stuff from Hungary:
>after ww2 the soviets deported 130 000 people to the USSR, both men and women
>the third most people from any country, first was Germany, second was Japan
>but all the Japs were proper POWs from the Far East
>after the siege of Budapest ended they claimed that the number of POWs captured was larger than the actual number of axis soldiers in the city
>to make up the difference they captured random civilians from the streets
>in one case they deported a whole ghetto's worth of jews who were supposedly saved from being deported to those nice summer camps by the soviet victory
a86516 No.543483
I'd start by not giving aircraft absolutely retarded ROE
777192 No.543487
>instead of funding the baguette war effort tell them that its the current year of 1950's and colonialism is not cool anymore and that they should just go back to building shitty cars and making wine
>without us aid the french would have been BTFO'd way before dien bien phu was even a thing and vietnam would have possibly stayed a pro-US/neutral power against CHICOM and USSR interests
Vietnam commies actually had good relations with US before the split and " democratic elections", when JFK visited south vietnam he realized the french were delusional & full of it and would have never escalated the war, thats why he was probably assasinated.
2da0a1 No.543500
>>543368
>Katyń Massacre didn't happen, and certainly the official death toll of 22 thousand is fake!
>Polish Operation of the NKVD didn't happen either.
You can't be shilling, you're too retarded for it.
7830e7 No.543504
>>543487
>instead of funding the baguette war effort tell them that its the current year of 1950's and colonialism is not cool anymore and that they should just go back to building shitty cars and making wine
Errrr… That's what the US actually did
a6f3fe No.543531
>>543473
>Being surprised about soviets killing >20% of population in any country they controlled
More like surprised about soviets killing >20% of population in EVERY country they controlled.
a6f3fe No.543535
2da0a1 No.543545
>>543535
Rules Of Engagement I presume.
>>543531
To be fair, some countries had higher deathtolls.
eae224 No.543617
>>543545
I mean, I'm not sure it matters when you have a massive pop pool larger than most of europe.
This is also why women don't get conscripted usually, a man can bank as many women he wants, but a women (generally ) only has 1-2 children
eb679c No.543811
>>543194
>Choosing The Grauniad as a representation of anything.
>The existence of Ριζοσπάστης (Rizospastis - The Radical, just to translate for everyone who didn't give Constantinople to the Turks) clearly proves that Greece is a full blown commie shithole OK, more of one that it actually is, this is Greece after all
Inb4 'our commies aren't too bad' from the gyros-nigger.
888cf9 No.543815
>>543436
>US still doesn't do anything about false claims
They don't want to, because it aids them.
25978c No.543880
>>543811
>turkish republic of rumistan
>being occupied by kebabs for 400 years
>still less muslims per capita than bongistan
>our commies aren't too bad' from the gyros-nigger
They actually aren't if you take WW2 in context, they can be useful idiots for (((globalists))) without being consciously full blown traitors.
eb679c No.543892
>>543880
>They actually aren't
I say it and then you do it. I am a god. :^)
c345c3 No.543896
>>543504
>gee the French left, there's a power vacuum in Vietnam and the US has to plug it or else the Soviets will
Just.
25978c No.543902
>>543892
>I predict you'll say the sky is blue and then you defend that the sky is blue
Are you a psychic?
dfe7b5 No.543905
>>543896
The reason the French left was because you were funding, supplying and arming the VC against them because "fuck whitey colonialism!"
e059bc No.543909
I use my time travel powers to paradox myself up an infinite number of Jim Webbs. The gooks don't stand a chance.
1aecf4 No.544214
>>543390
Burgers are a cultural thing. Not an ideological thing. If America was commie and Russia was capitalist. We’d’ve still made Burgers popular across the world.
8d2b20 No.544217
>>543475
But Anon the soviets were the good guys according to that man on Youtube :::::::^^^^^^^)))))))
6c8de2 No.544250
>>542910
Don't escalate it but keep supplying arms to the South to keep up appearances. Wait for South Vietnam to inevitably fall and then for united Vietnam to both go to war with China and help speed up the Sino-Soviet split (i.e. what eventually happened in reality).
The USA at the time had a bad habit of seeing all gooks as the same not realising that the various ethnicities hated each other and resisting western 'imperialism' was all that was keeping them from devolving into infighting.
a6225f No.545053
Introduce HIV + AIDS and whatever it was that happened to Thailand to make everyone into ladyboys into Vietnam.
f143dc No.545124
Just got done watching Rescue Dawn, breddy gud /k/ tier movie. Just thought I'd mention it since this is a Vietnam thread an' all.
There's even a part where a CIA spook says he's in-charge. And Christian Bale goes full Snake Eater at one point too.
61eccf No.545138
>>542931
>Cpl. Bob Dumas
>Cpl. Dumas
My fucking sides
2107c7 No.545143
>>542910
If we're talking survival situation and I also get teleported to vietnam, probably die on a pungi stake. If I'm in America, invent microchips early and become very wealthy. Lobby congress to never go to vietnam in the first place because fighting for jungle gooks was a stupid war in the first place. Also stop immigration.
6c8de2 No.545147
>>543194
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fdf94f No.545182
>All these Greek shitposters on /k/
Hey buddy I think you've got the wrong thread. The boylove club is two boards down.
020205 No.545251
>>542910
Die, because no one believes me.
a44eda No.545621
does anyone have that one greentext by that french anon about the clusterfuck that was vietnam during decolonisation