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There's no discharge in the war!

File: 39c88e7e2f35448⋯.mp4 (3.43 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 39c88e7e2f35448f0446859994….mp4)

File: dbae90252066815⋯.mp4 (1.7 MB, 640x360, 16:9, dbae90252066815b983f34bd58….mp4)

File: 9dfc67f8db16f4f⋯.mp4 (2.04 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 9dfc67f8db16f4f52d7b8241ce….mp4)

59ebb5 No.542659

ITT 10/10 military reqruitment ads

d8a8cd No.542660

Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

Dress blues with a sword!


4cc786 No.542663

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


4cc786 No.542665

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>542663

And here's for Narodowe Siły Rezerwowe which is kind of like the National Guard


65de3c No.542668

>already have a sissified police force

>now trying to sissify the military

It's like they're trying to make sure they have a bunch of angry young civilian males with no outlet and absolutely no strong government forces to contain them in the case of any kind of uprising.


116548 No.542671

File: 4389627ab7527b8⋯.webm (3.61 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Marine Corps - _Knight_ [….webm)


c7039e No.542783

Hooo boy, you guys gonna like this.

Last year the German Armed forces published a series on Navy recruits during basic training. It's essentially a reality TV show about (in some cases literally) children complaining about having to do 21 pushups, and crying because their guns are too loud.

Yes, it was met with laughter, but that didn't stop our leadership to approve another second series to start publishing this year.

This time, "Mali" is a series about the day to day life of soldiers in Mali, which is rather interesting, while "Die Rekruten" (the one from last year) is just stupid fun to read. The comment section is also pure gold. "YOU ARE TURNING CHILDREN INTO MURDERES!" etc…

I am not sure if embedding a hooktube playlist actually works, so here is the links:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Qj_eYjaWTWA&list=PL0nyHde37tIYp1pu8Bwi8A4Hz9VbvMaQk

YT:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj_eYjaWTWA&list=PL0nyHde37tIYp1pu8Bwi8A4Hz9VbvMaQk

"Mali":

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=tSo_g31ZlAE&list=PL0nyHde37tIZGqcsRjKLc0WkPwIQZdT4T

YT:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSo_g31ZlAE&list=PL0nyHde37tIZGqcsRjKLc0WkPwIQZdT4T


5e0a1f No.542806

File: 63e68fa6c0947da⋯.webm (4.31 MB, 640x360, 16:9, New Zealand Army recruitm….webm)

File: ef18eab968f317b⋯.webm (3.1 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Australian Ad The Army - ….webm)

File: b6439b9f0b19214⋯.webm (4.25 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Army Reserves (Australian….webm)

>>542659

<chiko roles

<stubbies

<mullets

>100% white australia

but

>no chiko roles

>no stubbies

>no mullets

<cucked beyond belief

I want my Australian dream back please, the 80's Australian dream. Only a national Cronulla can steer Australia back on the right course.

I wish that I could turn back time

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN


5e0a1f No.542811

File: fbab9cfae853346⋯.jpg (183.24 KB, 595x842, 595:842, gate_tate.jpg)

File: 04a85643d823043⋯.jpeg (125.76 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, not strike witches.jpeg)

File: c21d492edf655ae⋯.jpeg (153.24 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, jap recruitment drive.jpeg)

File: 00bbafada3aae02⋯.webm (2.94 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 平成27年度自衛官募集動画.webm)

File: b85aeca370ca37f⋯.jpeg (103.89 KB, 812x1200, 203:300, danmitsu.jpeg)

>>542659

As for Japan, I don't know if we're scraping the bottom of the barrel but there are literally hundreds of variations of posters and mascots (most of them cute chinese cartoon girls) in stations near the recruitment offices of the SDF. These are some of the few; the Tokyo recruitment office seems to like GATE a lot and is sticking with it, while other prefectures get drawfag from within the force to create mascots.

The last webm was from maybe three years back, but it features Danmitsu, arguably the most famous gravure idol as of now for the recruitment poster girl.


77bc37 No.542813

File: 06ba758205f1289⋯.webm (1.47 MB, 640x360, 16:9, videoplayback.webm)

>>542806

We'll get there again eventually, the average person on the street is sick of the bullshit.


d99f4b No.542814

>>542811

In the age of Drone warfare turbo-autists are an invaluable resource.

[ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Shish Kebab]

Remove six kebabs with a BROACH warhead


4cc786 No.542815

>>542814

Actually officer, it's exactly the same

After successful drone run, join the airforce, and participate in a bomb run that'll inflict equal or higher damage to enemy forces.

I don't even feel the recoil

successfully drone strike a communist guerilla


c7039e No.542817

File: 5978de7195ce311⋯.jpeg (244.73 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, serveimage.jpeg)

>>542811

>tfw megumin will never be painted on an attack helicopter and employed to blow up tanks

What does that poster with the naked 3dpd say?

>>542814

>>542815

WATCHOUT, SIR!

Protect a Predator drone by intercepting an enemy MANPADS missile with your quadcopter.


c7039e No.542826

>>542824

>Sir, the enemy has fortified their position, and even though we outnumber them 2/1 our advisors says that attacking a fortified enemy position up hill would be suicide, no matter what they are armed with. What should we do?

>we will just walk up the hill slowly and in tight formation

>Yes sir!

two minutes later

>Sir! The enemy is using some sort of magic to cast explosions on our extremely tight formations of heavy infantry, they also appear to be able to shoot tiny arrows extremely rapidly! What should we do?

>STAND CLOSELY IN THE OPEN!

one minute later

>Sir! The enemy has eliminated roughly 50% of our troops so far. All our air cavalry is dead and gone! What should we do?

>KEEP STANDING IN THE OPEN!

three hours later

no survivors

It had a decent concept. but instead of going all military otaku on it, and allowing the enemy to come up with concepts like guerilla warfare (as seen in the Philippine wars) and see how the JSDF comes up with concepts to use their modern armoury in new and creative ways, like strapping claymores to the shields of allied melee troops and having them literally explode any enemy they come into contact with, or having to increase the sensitivity of heatseeking missiles so they could track dragons and other living beings that don't shoot out gases at thousands of degrees out of their asses.

They could have done so much, but in the end it was just the same few modeled scenes over and over, combined with only one big battle, and one small engagement with raiders.


a6744e No.542847

File: 72a3d8d31c71cb7⋯.mp4 (1.59 MB, 198x360, 11:20, Oma - Prost, Heil Hitler.mp4)

>>542811

>second pic

Sieg heil, fraulein


7d48ad No.542848

File: eb2a31474f671c8⋯.mp4 (883.33 KB, 640x360, 16:9, the goys are back in town.mp4)

>>542824

japs are known for their shit taste


b2dd04 No.542871

>>542826

This. Fucking this

>starts out with explaining why a star fort would l be so good in a situation where you're on an open hill with surrounding plains

>have small recon teams explore the area so there is an element pf danger since they could just get zerg rushed

>thought there might be a star trek like situation where they can't just go willy nilly between worlds and get all the ammo and equipment they want

>instead it becomes harem shit and action scenes are 3 pages of explosions and corpse's with 2 of them being a panoramic scene

>not even bantz between dudes as they piss into a ditch instead get generic animoo cuddle fucking with "ONIICHAN OCHINCHIN KIMOCHI"

>dropped around the point where they send an F4 to bomb the capital as a gay ass warning and have tanks ass rape several dragons

>with that the author has essentially removed any real conflict there could be involving bombs and funs not even magic undead resurrecting shit could be a threat especially since the MC is the ass toy of some immortal generic goth loli

Fuke gate. The only good animated isekai is konosuba. The only way gate should have gone is if the gate was locked away but not-stalkers sneak in and end up in a world where communist spayyce nigger govt controls everything and the tech is atleast on par with something like trigun/firefly (poor ass communities are wild western tier and with old out dated guns/tech and the rich/more govt controlled areas are modern and equipped with space guns and tech. Or the world is primitive but it's been years since discovery and the use of earth tech has been pretty much established and is fairly common.


c7039e No.542874

>>542871

It would be so much better if the "gate" itself was too small for tanks or planes, or even for large logistic lines, so the government sends only small numbers of soldiers on actual scouting missions, where the biggest vehicle they have are jeeps, and getting enough fuel is always a problem. Setting up a FOB in the zone behind it would be near impossible, so it just turns into a tiny outpost and a group of /k/ tier streloks and skinwalker hunters need to operate operationally to find the location of the hostages.

The final battle is them liberating the hostages and running into massive logistical problems when they have to transport hundreds of people from the capital of the enemy towards the tiny gate without tanks, air support or even enough fuel in their vehicles.

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH WASTED POTENTIAL IN THIS WORLD?! AAAAAH!


79c6e2 No.542879

>>542874

If jeeps can get through

>send in pairs of guys on ultralights

>mount light machine guns to them

>drop grenades and fletchettes, WWI biplane style


c640eb No.543966

>catering to kebabs , numales and women

no wonder the UK is shitty now




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