/k/ - Weapons

>>541243

>he lost his virgunity to a Taurus

My condolences.

>>541251

>he gets to shoot guns

pls give me condolences germanon ;_;

>>541243

The first time I went shooting I wasn't exited, I was extremely young and didn't fully understand. I thought I was being taught a life lesson, and I suppose it's kinda true. In the end I'm more excited about going to the range now then back then. But I'm sad I'll never have that experience and fully understand what it means.

>10th birthday

>dad takes me to range

>shoot scoped bolt action .22 rifle

>he wouldn't let me work the action but had fun non the less

> showed friends my target at party

Bonus story

>18th birthday

>dad takes me to range

>take turns shooting hand guns

>hands me silver one

>pull trigger

>nothing

>wait

>rack slide and intact round comes out

>pull trigger again

>nothing again

>"let me see"

>takes gun and brings it to his chest

>looks at trigger

>i'm standing to his left

>squeezes trigger

>BANG

>bits of soundproof foam fall from a hole a few inches from my head

>"oh"

>"you have to squeeze the trigger harder"

Bonus mini story

>walking in hills in desert part of California

>walk up hill

>bullets whiz over as I near the top

>walk back down hill

>the desert was pretty if not for the empty casings and shot up computers and wood

Act I

>join boy scouts

>shoot .22 rifles at range

>bad shot, but have fun

Act II

>next year

>grandpa dies

>passes on his .22 to me

>dad won't let me shoot on our property because of the local laws (shotgun and black powder only)

>buys me an air rifle

>become a better shot through regular practice, occasionally take pot shots at the chipmunks that are intent on destroying the garden

Act III

>a year after that

>uncle takes me hunting, youth hunting weekend where you don't need a license

>lets me use a real cowboy gun his friend owned, lever-action winchester in .357

>fall in love with it

>no deer tho

>repeats every year until I'm too old for the junior hunting weekend

>he buys the rifle from his friend and gives it to me

>love the shit out of it, accurate and compact as fuck, still haven't managed to bag a deer

Act IV

>2013

>discover cuck/k/

>get into milsurp

>buy SKS for $260

>best friend buys moist nugget at the same store

>we go shooting regularly

>dad disapproves, literally "why do you need a bayonet on that rifle anon? that's a man-killing rifle, you don't need it for hunting"

>slowly growing my gun collection to this day

>gonna build an AR next while they're still cheap

>>541253

Just join the army. It's fun.

>be me

>massive poorfag from tiny village

>training to become baker after school

>only job in my tiny village

>work is shit, pay is even worse

>can't afford joining a hunting club to obtain firearm

>decide to kill two birds with one stone and join army

>get to shoot funs on occasion

>good and stable income for two years

>leave afterwards

It was fun while it lasted, and allowed me to save some money so I could move somewhere else and start training in a different job.

>>541243

First timewas when I was 17, with a friend of mine who was 18, it was a range that rented handguns, got a Beretta M92, because huge 80s cop film fan. First round, full wood. Went through 100 rounds and absolutely loved it.

Fast forward 2 years, get my PAL, don't bother with RPAL because poorfag, and buy two SKSs, one for me and one for my (then) underage brother to teach him how to shoot, and eventually sell to him when he gets his PAL.

We go out to some crown land to shoot, and find what I can only describe as a redneck totem pole, with a satellite dish for a head, dead tree for a body, and two baking sheets for arms. We spent easily 400 rounds shooting it and beer cans off the twigs. He took his PAL test the day after his 18th birthday.

>18

>Basically lived alone on the family farm, never shot anything but airguns before

>decide I wanted a gun, refused to start with a .22, saved up for an AK

>Classic Firearms had a WASR and case of Yugo M67 for $300 deal going

>Finally get it in, can't wait for the public range to open up, set up some concrete blocks about 40 yards off the back porch and load a mag

>safety off, let off the first round, FEEL THE THUNDER

>Dick status: Armed and operational

>No turning back

Still have her. Still my very favorite gun.

>have candlelit dinner beforehand

>go on a nice walk around the park

>get a few stares here and there

>eventually go back to a hotel room

>try a little small talk,

>a little hard to understand her at times since she's foreign

>nervous and sweaty

>she decides to spice things up with a little foreplay

>she's really into wax for some reason

>wat

>go along with it since I'm nervous and don't want to screw up my first time

>"oh yea, you like that when I rub that on you dirty slut"

>can't help myself, she's just looking too shiny and moist

>stick my dick in her

>cum in 10 seconds

So when was the first time you fucked your rifles, /k/?

>>541462

>he doesn't fuck the magwell instead

>Lurked /k/ for years

>still bought a Taurus

>>541566

Hey man, I love the G2, but anyone who wastes money on fucking Kimber should not be taken seriously.

>>541259

How young were you? I wonder when the best time to take your son (or daughter) shooting for the first time would be

I used to, it was nice while it lasted…

>>541593

6 if you're going to be really careful. By 9 they should be more responsible and can follow rules reliably.

>>541876

That feeling of stout recoil is addictive to some of us. When the analytical mind finally puts grainage and velocity together it becomes entranced. When the precision minded begin putting holes on top of holes it becomes obsessed.

Put them all together and you get a life long love for guns and shooting.

>Never touched a gun in my life until 3 years ago.

>Girlfriend was into guns and persuaded me to fire one.

>Immediately started browsing /k/

>1 year later, bought my first gun

>S&W 686+

>hnnngggg

>less than 1 year later

>own 4 pistols and a rifle

>started reloading my own ammo

>bugout bags and survival gear

>started doing basic gunsmithing

>haven't put a cent into my IRA in over a year

>this is my life now

Killing lizards and small animals with a pellet gun. ~8yr