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There's no discharge in the war!

File: 22a2586e73056ec⋯.jpg (126.64 KB, 587x264, 587:264, FAL_Imbel.pic.jpg)

f49f75 No.540576

You won the lottery, discovered you're the sole heir to a rich uncle you never heard of, whatever. You now have a billion dollars at your disposal. You have all the appropriate licenses to build a mercenary army, acquire automatic weapons, vehicles, explosives, etc., but only what would realistically be on the market.

Your task is to recruit an army and retake Rhodesia. How do you equip your army within your budget, and once you successfully invade the country and overthrow its government, how do you attract white settlers to live there and rebuild Rhodesia to its former glory?

81bdd6 No.540583

1.Prevent all international (white) aid getting to the nogs.

2.Raids to destroy what little infastructure is left since they took over.

3.Point and laugh for 3-4 years (note to self: must stop chineese bug men moving in)

4.Buy whats left for a wheel barrow full of 'watemelm' and a bucket of fried chicken.

Problem: Jews. Solution: National Socialism.


88ed84 No.540584

>>540583

/thread

Also these larp thread are getting retarded

<How would you take over one of the poorest countries in the world if you had effectively infinite budget and no limitations?


1445fb No.540585

1. Photoshop current members of government into gay acts

2. Spread rumors their underlings hide the masters gold in their head

3. Claim Mugabe is a shapeshifting wizard


645737 No.540599

>>540585

For bigger exposure you could hire a negro on fiverr, so he dresses up like a shaman, and you broadcast it everywhere.


30664d No.540606

>recruit an army

Get local tribes to fight as cannon fodder since a lot of them hate the occupational force of Rhodesia.


facdea No.540613

>>540585

>infect country with easily treated, preventable diseases

>continue to let shitlibs and the UN proclaim that western medicine is evil


6a76dc No.540616

File: b63ceae62f89a48⋯.jpg (936.38 KB, 2160x1791, 240:199, hdglom.jpg)


dac6ef No.540619

File: b9e9e289cfc4dbf⋯.jpg (473.96 KB, 1535x2047, 1535:2047, Dressed to Kill.jpg)

>>540583

This along with pic related


66b6b1 No.540630

File: 9fab206a378de4f⋯.png (24.8 KB, 502x212, 251:106, ClipboardImage.png)


ed86a3 No.540690

>>540584

>these larp thread are getting retarded

Let's make it a bit more fun then. Pick a particular period and equip your mercs with kit from that period. Can you conquer Occupied Rhodesia with Pike & Shot era Tercio? How about with medieval heavy cav and archers? What about dark ages shield walls? You don't get bonus points for using Roman legions, they're easy mode, the winner is the guy who figures out how to use stone age military tech & theory to rebuild Rhodesia Remember that there is a chance the locals might reverse engineer your tech and use it against you with that last one


01f765 No.540698

>>540630

BUT WHY WOULD GOOD GUYS FIGHT GOOD GUYS?


52e858 No.540700

File: 3dee4e94fcff25f⋯.jpg (212.99 KB, 599x461, 599:461, iankarl.jpg)

>>540630

>muh radical fence shitting

I bet Ian's bitch ass made that post.


bd1d15 No.541042

>>540700

>Implying the fat fuck is any different


645737 No.541043

>>540690

>spoiler

unlikely considering only XV century somalians were capable enough to develop stone-age technology and build an economy based on selling their own niglets to the muslims.


ed86a3 No.541129

>>541043

Except that modern Zims have experience and knowledge of the fact that the men from the north have knowledge and tech beyond their wildest dreams. Even if they're just going full Cargo-Cult with stone age tech it should still work relatively well for them.




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