>>539559
Yeah. They got them in the trunk of their cars.
>>539563
>>539562
>tfw there will never be an animu about a Tsukumogami old machine gun that tries to talk to it's owner but never can
>he gets assigned his new-old machine gun as he leaves basic, but complains about her weight
>they go on exercieses, with him complaining about having to clean his gun all the time
>she intentionally malfunctions because he insulted her
>war breaks out
>they are deployed to the front line
>he does his best to appease his gun by lubing her, cleaning her, and keeping her dry/warm
>at first she doesn't want to work properly for such a rude man, but as they both come close to death she realizes that both of their skins depend on them working together as a team
>she does her best to keep working as intended
>deep mutual love develops slowly
>soldier sees many of his comrades die
>eventually he begins keeping her in his sleeping bag, just to keep her by his side and feel safe
>cries himself to sleep silently, pushing his tears against the warm steel of his gun
>her owner dies soon after because she had feeding issues
>she vows to never malfunction again
>a new rookie pickes her up
>she works as best as she can, but her new owner doesn't respect her nearly as much
>doesn't properly clean or maintain her
>doesn't even bother to keep her dry, leaves her out in the rain
>veteran soldiers tell him the stories of the previous wielder
>he totally disrespects the heritage of the gun
>she has to keep working regardless, because if she doesn't they will all die
>the platoon relies on her
>eventually, after much more suffering, peace comes
>the gun is placed in a museum
>and old caretaker notices how small droplets of saline liquid form on her feedtrays
>"I wonder what tales this gun could tell."
Hold me, /k/.