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There's no discharge in the war!

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7349b3 No.536750

In the evening theres always kids going into a little patch of woods near my home.

Going to go up there in camo and play some sounds/music through my speaker. Should spook them pretty good.

Was thinking mongolian throat singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57dIRXiRx_s , but if you got something more spooky i'll play that.

f6b9ac No.536753

How young are they? Throat singing isn't spooky in any case.


7349b3 No.536754

>>536753

I'd say around 13


a50f88 No.536761

>>536750

Have you considered just asking them to leave?


7349b3 No.536763

>>536761

What if they say no?

And that's no fun, this will probably drive them away for atleast a while.


7349b3 No.536765

>>536761

And what the fuck, do you hate fun?


8ea700 No.536766

>he has to ask

>he can't think of playing spooky skinwalker sounds


161caf No.536767

>>536765

he is german fam. of course he hates fun


c1ee3f No.536783

File: 1b92df417c2d18b⋯.jpg (875.61 KB, 1200x771, 400:257, the cuck.jpg)

>>536767

>>536765

germans are too autistic to consider 'having fun'. trust me. i know them very well.

only fun a german can have is with muhammad with his girlfriend


c63eca No.536785

>>536783

>ignores spics and niggers raping American women everyday

>ignores his country being a center for (((human trafficking))) alongside greatest ally

>ignores his country being responsible for essentially all race mixing propaganda and world Jewry

All Western countries are fucked mate. Keep your chin up, as things will get better, but don't act like America isn't pure distilled shit.

>>536767

And yet he could have all the fun he could want with a Polish girl for less than a hundred euros.


5d3465 No.536790

>>536785

>poking fun at some other country means you don't acknowledge your own country's shit

But that's wrong.

Auscunts should know this better than anyone else tbh


161caf No.536869

>>536785

>And yet he could have all the fun he could want with a Polish girl for less than a hundred euros.

mid-high end prices start from 200zł, so around 50euros.

also not an argument


15083d No.536871

>>536750

>Fucking with kids in the 'little patch of woods' near your home.

>Not chasing them into an actual forest and letting the real mind games start.

>Not quietly following them home, as they run in terror from your woodland nightmare, and noting their addresses so you can work on them long term.

>Not breaking into their homes and covertly installing high amplitude subsonic emitters throughout their houses.

>Not making sure that the emitters are plugged into the electrical mains to keep them running continuously

>Not using 2-3 years of constant exposure to high-amplitude subsonic frequencies to warp both body and mind of the annoying children and their family members.

>Not capturing your newly created lovecraftian freaks and surgically linking their circulation, respiration, muscular, skeletal, nervous, and digestive systems 'Human Centipede' guy was an unimaginative pussy who didn't even get half way as far as he should have with that idea

>Not asking /k/ how to train and weaponise your new eldritch conglomeration of bone, blood, sinew, madness, hatred, and pain.

Swamp Germans are worst Germans.

Captcha was 'sukcoq' I suggest you take its advice OP.


c1ee3f No.536873

File: f50234fb118097b⋯.png (74.68 KB, 645x729, 215:243, d27.png)

File: 1de0d7e9ed56ff5⋯.jpg (48.8 KB, 400x383, 400:383, anti-miscegenation laws ma….jpg)

>>536785

>>ignores spics and niggers raping American women everyday

burn the coal pay the toll

>>ignores his country being a center for (((human trafficking))) alongside greatest ally

majority of them are spic girls trafficked dummy.

>>ignores his country being responsible for essentially all race mixing propaganda and world Jewry

it was illegal and heavily looked down upon to marry an african man in many states until the 50-60s. no laws existed in europe if i recall correctly.

go back to fucking your chinese kangaroo wife lad

why is this thread taking this turn


c1ee3f No.536875

>>536869

>mid-high end prices start from 200zł, so around 50euros.

exactly what are my chances of getting AIDS?


c63eca No.536878

>>536873

>no laws existed in europe if i recall correctly.

They didn't need them since niggers were essentially non-existent. Only Americans were content with living alongside niggers. Now you pay the price.


73b926 No.536879

File: d4fdf3072ed8852⋯.png (716.19 KB, 609x595, 87:85, nigger grandma.PNG)

File: ab128db03f18443⋯.png (25.29 KB, 640x233, 640:233, sandniggers don care.PNG)

>>536873

>burn the coal pay the toll

Anon, that's not entirely how it works. Niggers don't care what they rape. Pretty sure the 90-year-old grandma wasn't burning coal I'm not actually German, my ISP is just fucking up, don't blame me


b92328 No.536880

File: 4f6d60934f9e29e⋯.jpg (123.71 KB, 880x640, 11:8, Banzai.jpg)

>not playing nōgaku from the bushes on a misty night

>not LARPing as a hohei confronting yankee pigs on the home islands

>not charging from the brush with an Arisaka Type 38 screaming your best "Banzai!"

Did you even kill Chinese babies at Nanking?


5e35ef No.536882

>>536750

>Hurting a child

That's fucked up even for me


5ea3a1 No.536884

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>536750

I would say just use the recordings from Operation Wandering Soul.

>Set up hidden Bluetooth speakers in the woods

>Chase little bastards into the woods

>Hit play on the remote

>Let nature take it's course in the form of giving children Viet Nam era PTSD.


5ecd83 No.536932

File: 486ac474c281d55⋯.png (482.92 KB, 711x960, 237:320, ClipboardImage.png)

>>536879

Hey Latvianon


73b926 No.536947

File: c39be9892cea32d⋯.jpg (95.91 KB, 500x667, 500:667, the history of our country.jpg)


d27ad4 No.536969

File: 9f8aa7415fc6400⋯.jpg (2.48 KB, 120x117, 40:39, smugMusicalNote.jpg)

Be nice, drop a box full of old porno mags in the woods

Then follow them home and tell their mothers


89b78b No.537002

>>536932

>tfw can no longer afford potato to seduce Latvia


9027b1 No.537005

>>536878

>content with living alongside niggers

>imported by euros

>keeping them separate since they didn't want to go back to africa and killing them all was too much a hassle

>content


96de2e No.537189

>>536969

This is by far the best method.


c41875 No.537413

>>536969

>Getting arrested for distributing porn to minors

>Get put on sex offender registry

>Nofuns forever

I can smell your jewish tricks from a mile away.


47c783 No.537510

>>536750

In my forestry associates program that I took, there was a project where we had to come up with a forest management plan for a forest stand of our choosing. One day when I went to go take some forest inventory, I heard some Mongolian throat sing near the waters edge and it was a couple Asian guys from out of the area. It was very surreal, but quite beautiful in my opinion, still wondering if I made them feel embarrassed about it by randomly walking up and asking them about it.


f7b041 No.537517

Call animal control?


fa94dd No.537638

>buy drugs

>sprinkle with laxatives

>watch children get wasted

>they shit themselves or OD

>you can either laugh as they walk home in shame with their pants full of shit, or become the "local hero" who saved a bunch of kids from certain death




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