>>536750
>Fucking with kids in the 'little patch of woods' near your home.
>Not chasing them into an actual forest and letting the real mind games start.
>Not quietly following them home, as they run in terror from your woodland nightmare, and noting their addresses so you can work on them long term.
>Not breaking into their homes and covertly installing high amplitude subsonic emitters throughout their houses.
>Not making sure that the emitters are plugged into the electrical mains to keep them running continuously
>Not using 2-3 years of constant exposure to high-amplitude subsonic frequencies to warp both body and mind of the annoying children and their family members.
>Not capturing your newly created lovecraftian freaks and surgically linking their circulation, respiration, muscular, skeletal, nervous, and digestive systems 'Human Centipede' guy was an unimaginative pussy who didn't even get half way as far as he should have with that idea
>Not asking /k/ how to train and weaponise your new eldritch conglomeration of bone, blood, sinew, madness, hatred, and pain.
Swamp Germans are worst Germans.
Captcha was 'sukcoq' I suggest you take its advice OP.