/k/ - Weapons

Point Im making with this terribly useless post is that I had my cherry popped today and it was fucking amazing. First time stories?

Welcome to the club, leaf.

>>532763

I just have several questions.

>did the recoil bruise your shoulder?

>did the brass shell casings disorient you as they flew past your face?

>did the smell of sulfur and destruction make you sick?

>where the explosions – loud like a bomb – give you a temporary form of PTSD?

>did you, for at least an hour after firing the gun just a few times, feel anxious and irritable?

>>532763

>Archangel Mosin

NYET RIFLE IS FINE

>>532768

I understood that reference

First time experience:

>H&K USP LEM .40

>Father takes me to indoor range

>teaches me the basic rules, how to stand, how to aim, how to clean the gun etc

I now run a M&P Shield

>>532763

>mosin

>archangel abomination

>faux wood panelling

>exposed framing

>man boobs & beer gut

Trailershit confirmed

>>532771

He's a leaf bro, what do you expect?

>The recoil bruised my shoulder, which can happen if you don't know what you're doing. The brass shell casings disoriented me as they flew past my face. The smell of sulfur and destruction made me sick. The explosions — loud like a bomb … I think I'm in love .

I know this pasta

>>532770

>>532771

>>532772

All of you are retarded for attacking OP for using a image that they got from google as if it was their own gun.

>>532769

>>532770

>>532771

>>532778

Actually that's one of the guns I got to fire. It belongs to my Texbro. I picked that picture especially for you guys, because I figured someone would grit their teeth over it.

Wait a second, Leaf Denny's have drive thrus?

>>532794

fucking leaf. every time i see a raped mosin i die more inside. the rake will come for you soon.

>>532763

>bruise shoulder with a .223

Also why the fuck are your walls missing drywall?

>>532966

Mosins are shit.

>14

>Family friends house at a farm

>Guns come up during dinner

>The dad asks if I want to have a go

>He only got halfway thru go before *YES* came out my mouth

>Next morning he sets up a 25 meter range

>Drills 4 rules into my head and makes me repeat them forwards and backwards

>First shot feels awesome when I bingo the 10 ring

>Continue to do so

>Alright, time for a bigger gun says he

>Swaps 22 for a .223 boltgun

>Sets up a steel swinger at 100, 6 inch swinging plate

>Tells me if I can hit the plate 10 times he will buy a kebab

>Ring it 7 times

>He still buys it anyway

>First gun I shot was a .22 while on my highschool marksmanship team and man those .22 enfields were heavy.

>First real gun I got to try was a C7a1 as a highschool cadet, only got 10 boolets though

>Best funz I ever had was at battlefield Vegas, booked all the belt Feds I could using my winnings.

I gotta move to the states someday, leaf land totally sucks in the Funz department

>>532763

>all this to distract from the horribly abused nugget

Your friend is a monster. Kill him, take rifle, sanctify rifle with vodka that holy Mosin might restore it.

>>532768

OP is obviously bait.

Only a retard thinks Texas is a gun friendly state.

>>532764

>First time stories

>Be 16yr/old me

>Parents divorced a year earlier

>Father was/is a stereotypical gun-grabber

>Mom meets a 6'8" former navy conscript, now a cop

>Told my entire life that guns are a synonym for evil

>He takes me to some shitty rundown basement range of a gunshop on day

>Hands me his .40 cc

>Limp-wrist and teacup the thing

>BLAM

>Cum filled pants

>Be 20

>Out innawoods camping

>Never even seen a gun in-person other than the ones the police officers keep holstered

>Never stuck my grubby mitts on one

>Have had a couple beers at this point

>Friend pulls out 12 gauge from trunk

>tosses it to me

>Try to catch with one hand

>Realize this is a lot heavier than they look in vidya

>Tells me to shoot at some tree or something

>Puts on his earpro

>BLAM

>Whole body is tingly

>Probably came right there and then

>Pump and fire 4 more times

>Pumped ever so slowly, enjoying the feel of the metal

>Figured it wss a "five shot" or something and I emptied it

>Swing gun around facing him like a dumbass, finger still on the trigger

>Friend drops to the ground, proceeds to beat the living shit out of me in my drunken state

>Moment I realized I discovered something great before getting knocked out and pissing myself

>>536007

By couple beers I meant 4 buds and a half-dozen shots of gin.

>>535998

>any firearm not in current production

>not being outraged by it being bubba'd

<lolidk it's just a nugget

You displease the /k/ube.

Just checking in to see if i'm still flag cucked by frontier

>>536065

fug I am