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>Archmagos Strelok, I am the representative chosen by the governments of the world and I speak with their authority. We want to know what ransom you are demanding to prevent your destruction of the Earth.
<Wait, what?
>The ransom. You announced that you were planning to detonate a 59 Gigaton explosive at the heart of the Earths core. We assumed that this was the first part of a ransom demand and that we somehow missed the second half. We are prepared to negotiate, what are your demands?
<You thought that was a threat?
>Well … wasn't it?
<Nah man, it's just science!
>Science?
<Yeah, science is best when it explodes. Therefore the better the science the bigger the kaboom. Seriously, if this thing works as planned it's going to be the most awesome bomb ever built. Then, after the test data comes in, we should be able to scale it down to create kiloton scale hand and rifle grenades!
>Kiloton … scale … hand … grenades!?
<Yeah man, it's got 'KILL' right there in the name! Kebabistan won't know what hit it!
>I don't think 'Kebabistan' is a real country.
<Whatever man, it's getting fucked anyway.
>…
>What do we need to give you to get you to call off this test?
<Well …