13ce6c No.530005
I'm considering joining the military, but have a serious problem.
If I join, will I be able to keep my moostache hairs?
8a6dcb No.530010
>>530005
no unless you go officer or get permission
dcc2c8 No.530013
You can't keep it through boot camp, but the Navy atleast you can regrow it. A few of my friends from high school have the spottiest gayest looking mustaches I have ever seen.
dcc2c8 No.530014
>>530013
Damn it, I'm not a fucking leaf.
Fucking ISP making me look bad…
5efced No.530034
>>530013
>The navy is gay.
Fight me.
cdb0d8 No.530039
Only if it doesn't get past the corners of your mouth.
>>530014
Don't worry the lack of syrup in your veins was immediately recognizable by the low quality of your shitpost.
f08cae No.530042
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>>530034
Say that again and I will agree with you.
5efced No.530045
>>530042
I bet you also think the YMCA is gay too. Do you even know what does it stand for? You just fell for homosexual agenda subversion, (((Kraut))).
e25cbb No.530046
>>530005
>If I join, will I be able to keep my moostache hairs?
Only branches that allow you, that I know of, are muhreen corps and Navy. But they have all these regulations pertaining to it, it's not worth it.
f08cae No.530048
>>530045
>not knowing that the village people were literally invented to scam faggots
It's literally gay, anon.
1957b1 No.530054
>>530034
>The navy is gay.
>Fight me.
'kay.
eba9c8 No.530055
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>>530048
>Knowing this much about the Village People
5efced No.530061
>>530054
Dude, that's the Legion, an infantry branch that's shit and formed of uneducated dumb bastards. That ain't the glorious Armada.
5efced No.530063
>>530062
Daily reminder French army is just a bunch of soyboys.
>get JUSTed by A FUCKING KRAUT
1957b1 No.530065
>>530061
>Dude, that's the Legion, an infantry branch that's shit and formed of uneducated dumb bastards
Don't pretend it's not the most prestigious unit of the fucking Spanish army.
Which tells you everything you need to know about the Spanish military and the reason why they haven't been in a proper war since Napoleon…
5efced No.530067
>>530065
It isn't though, loser frog. Spain's most respected unit is the fucking Armada. It's in the top 10 most powerful navies. The Legión are famous for being useful idiots who have shitty careers and shitty life choices. Talk back when you win a fucking war.
eba9c8 No.530070
>>530061
>the glorious Armada
kek
>>530065
>they haven't been in a proper war since Napoleon
Didn't Spain fold pretty rapidly during the Peninsular Campaign and need to be bailed out by better nations?
5efced No.530071
>>530070
Go suck sandnigger dick, BritCuck.
1957b1 No.530073
>>530070
Yes.
They haven't won a proper war since the War of Jenkins' Ear (1777).
5efced No.530074
>>530073
What about you, Frog boy?
170db4 No.530075
>>530014
>bad
Fuck off dude everyone loves us
Hating on Canada is literally le edgy maymay
Southern inferiority manifest
Obviously we're superior to Yankees, too
but Yankees got respect, not hate
eba9c8 No.530076
>>530074
Wouldn't their last victory be the Bizerte crisis in 1961?
5efced No.530077
>>530076
I'm talking about legit wars, Britcuck.
eba9c8 No.530079
>>530078
Glad to see you boys learned something at least.
>>530077
OK, WW1.
eba9c8 No.530080
>>530073
Put a bit of reading in there, as the War of Jenkins Ear resulted in Status Quo Ante Bellum (i.e. fuck all changed) I don't think the Tapas fetishists can claim it as a win, it was an honourable draw at most.
eba9c8 No.530084
>>530082
Have you brushed up on your Arabic in preparation for the formation of Al Andalus 2.0? As we're not going to be subsidising your budget for much longer it's only a matter of time now.
3e3cd2 No.530085
Army allows you to but the regs as is make it a porn stache ay the best pedi stache at the worse. Some units also don't allow it, or bad ncos will give you shit for following regs. My unit let's us grow them out in the field though your experience will vary.
5efced No.530087
>>530084
>no comas
>furfag prof pic
Uh-oh, someone's a bit ass flustered about my meme pictures!
eba9c8 No.530088
>>530087
>I'm not upset
>YOU'RE UPSET!
cool story bro
5efced No.530090
>>530088
>Whole sentence was written without any comas, rushed because his manlet feelings got hurt.
Out of /k/, ManlyTears.
eba9c8 No.530092
>>530090
>Obsessing over a coma
>In short form English where no commas are needed
>Failing Grammar this badly
>Still trying to Grammar Nazi
There are no commas in this post either. Does that make it automatically shit? Is your concept of English just 'commas everywhere!'?
5efced No.530093
>>530092
You will never get out of the EU, even if Nigel won.
1155e3 No.530095
Air Force lets you after basic, reg is it can't go horizontally past the end of the lip and it can't touch your lip. If you're capable of growing facial hair it looks fine. There is, of course, the perpetual rumor that we'll be adopting the also-rumored British "beard board" where folks capable of growing nice looking facial hair will have the regs lifted.
eba9c8 No.530098
>>530093
It may well be an infuriatingly slow exit, but sit back and watch us. Also, you should appreciate my use of the comma in this post. You owe me that much, at least.
How are things going in Catalonia these days? I haven't seen much about it in the papers recently.
cdb0d8 No.530100
>>530067
>muh durrmada
>It's in the top 10 most powerful navies
You realize after the first or second one its basically nothing? Like they can't even control their own shores after the first few "top" navies?
>>530074
They have continuous warfare in Africa.
cdb0d8 No.530101
Also like my great grandfather who fought in almost every war Canada was in since our boys were sent to help the Russian Tsar once said - "the graveyard is full of second places." Of course he thought I was going to grow up to be a faggot because I wasn't chewing tobacco by age five, but he was a great man.
f7850b No.530309
>>530054
>spaniards wielding the Gay36
Boner, why?
8f9074 No.530360
>>530005
I know the Army will allow you to have a mustache so long as you keep it a certain length and it does not go beyond the edge of your mouth. No facial hair in basic though. I think Air force is the same.
040306 No.530363
>>530005
>thinking you can be a recruit with facial hair
Unless you pull the religion card, or acquire magical shaving profile fuck no. However, Army allows it after OSUT. Not sure about AIT for teh pog people. Just let your leadership know beforehand.
8a6dcb No.530451
>>530101
well he was right
cdb0d8 No.530460
>>530451
I'm a straight gurl not gay.
02497e No.530491
>>530460
>I'm a straight GURL not gay.
That's still pretty gay for guy standards
f7850b No.530501
>>530460
Tits or GTFO.
We have standards here.
cdb0d8 No.530541
>>530491
>>530501
Gurl means tgirl, and I haven't shaved my chest in awhile. Still want to see?
0fdd14 No.530579
>>530541
>canuck is an unshaven tranny
like pottery
3b57ba No.530619
>>530034
Merchant mariner here. The navy is gay as fuck, and everyone knows it. Even the coasties laugh at you fags.
b8e87e No.530621
What's the general opinion from the main military branches on specialized groups like the Seabees? Do Marines and Army laugh at them and pull their construction helmets off their heads to throw like frisbees?
6d6ff7 No.530626
>>530541
>>530579
EVEN SWEDEN LAUGHS AT YOUR DEGENERACY
02497e No.530633
>>530541
So poland >>530451 was right.
45c569 No.530637
>>530034
>>530619
Sailors are gay, yes, but aren't SEALs the biggest chads in the military?
3b57ba No.530648
>>530637
Navy SEALs are Navy in the way that Marines are Navy.
3c2cad No.530656
>>530056
Second pic dark skinned guy looks pretty unhappy being that close to the gay community.
13ce6c No.531382
>make what I thought was an obvious shitpost
>come back to thread a few days later
>every single response is serious
a570a1 No.532084
>>530579
>TFW someone is enough of a degenerate that even Sweden is laughing at them.
Thank you Swedebro, I needed that smile today.
b9e6fe No.532095
>>530075
>Hating on Canada is literally le edgy maymay
You're the opposite of Australia in all the wrong ways. Rake yourself.
>>530005
Yeah you can keep your stache but it has to stay under a certain length and it can't grow past the sides of your lips. Not sure of the exact measurement. If you're going to grow a stache, don't grow a shit one. And yes, Hitler stache is in regs.
Also, the next time you have one of these questions, just look up the fucking order on it for the branch you're concerned about.
http://www.marines.mil/Portals/59/Publications/MCO%20P1020.34G%20W%20CH%201-5.pdf
There's the one for the Marines.
tl;dr you can have half inch moostache hairs and the stache can't go past the sides of your lips.
e29cb2 No.532101
>>530541
Good. Cut off your own cock and balls.
We don't need more Canadians in this world.
37de03 No.532111
>>530005
>will I be able to keep my moostache hairs?
Giving up your rights is okay though? Kill Yourself
9afc4a No.532133
>>530078
Except Rotherham, London, Brighton…
b25ec4 No.532169
>>530005
Join the coast guard or something. Yeah that should be fine.
fc958f No.532226
>>530054
>Spanish army mobile bordello.jpg
83fea7 No.532246
>>530070
Well, they were literally crippled by inferior incest genetics from Germans so..
9c7549 No.532277
>>530075
>Hating on Canada is literally le edgy maymay'
No it isn't fellow Leaf, between the Arabs and Chinks pretending they're white in Toronto and the massive autism Leafs produce on average people hate Leaves and it is genuine.
0e280d No.532441
>>530078
why is France mad about this?
66ffc7 No.532458
>military
>won't let men be manly with masculine facial hair
737036 No.532484
>>532458
tbh facial hair is for men who dont have a strong jawline
t. il duce pro
61bd6c No.532607
It's called a no shave chit, fucking truth light skinners get denied all the time.
02497e No.532628
>>532607
Isn't it because niggers are defective so they have their curly face hair grow out and then curl back into their skin requiring them to use lice combs to pull on the now little Velcro-like loops to tear it out of their skin.
fd17f9 No.532655
>>532628
>>532607
Nah, its more that brillo hair folks can't keep a tight cut because they get ingrown hairs and turn into pizza face. Thats why they need shaving profiles, they can't handle a european military's discipline on a biological level. >:3
6210a5 No.532667
Please don’t be a nuke. Actually probably just don’t join the navy at all. Join the air force/coast guard and get made fun of, while laughing at everybody else because they’re stuck on a tin can sleeping 3 hours a day wanting to kill themselves.
Or just don’t join the military, you won’t realize how much your freedom means to you until it’s too late.
t. nuke veteran
a570a1 No.532723
have taken anti-psychotics and other drugs in past
heard most computer jobs are super secret so i cant have them
are their other decent options in military for a degen like me
92b4d4 No.532725
>>530005
The moustache is considered the most powerful weapon in a soldier's arsenal.
824f14 No.532726
>>530075
Day of the rake! It's ok, if we kill you, you win.
78a637 No.532747
>>530075
Most leafs I've met (online and IRL) are okay people, but your faggots sure as hell make up for that and I'd honestly nuke Canada before any other nation including Saudi Arabia and Israel specifically because of them.
66ffc7 No.533411
>>532484
Fuck off anti-masculinity shill.
30d4fe No.536989
>>530070
>Didn't Spain fold pretty rapidly during the Peninsular Campaign and need to be bailed out by better nations?
except unlike other nations like Austria or Prussia we weren´t fully conquered and we were a pain in napoleon´s ass and were constantly sabotaging the french
30d4fe No.536990
>>530067
> The Legión are famous for being useful idiots who have shitty careers and shitty life choices.
Commie Spotted
30d4fe No.536991
>>530100
>They have continuous warfare in Africa.
the spanish army is deployed in some parts of africa too retard
and actually we were in Afghanistan too
30d4fe No.536992
>>530070
btw have i mentioned the fact that if it werent for those "sea rocks" you would be speaking spanish right now and eating paella right?
we had the famous "Tercios" at the time wich were the 1st Professional army (ie:not fucking peasants drafted in a levy)
and we were a major player in europe
you fuckers at the time were hiding at your lil island (like you britbongs have done all your history in every fucking war)
6080f9 No.537007
>>536992
[Moorish Screeching]
35c10c No.537023
>>536989
>>536990
>>536991
>>536992
>bumping a dead thread to screech at people for bantering a month ago
da6ba4 No.537134
>This Spanish autism ITT
Shouldn't you be out beating old women with sticks for voting incorrectly? I mean the Catalonians are a bit lefty for my tastes but when your country is so shit you have to resort to tactics like that to keep it together you know you've got problems. Even the Italians do a better job of it.
da6ba4 No.537136
>>537134
Though on that subject you can see some pretty interesting footage. The first two webms are the same incident from different angles and it's quite possible the third one is shot about one minute before. In particular if you watch the third one one of the indyfags near the front try and give someone else a helmet before another one persuades him not to (probably didn't want them to appear as if they'd come expecting violence when videos like this were broadcast around the world, a smart political move but the indyfags have always been on top of PR) I think you can see the less-lethal shotgun fag in the first two webms kicking this same helmet after it was discarded. Watching things like this and Syria in such detail is one of the few positives to being alive at this point in time.
92b4d4 No.537155
I wonder if an Australian designed this?
77931e No.537185
>>537155
Socialism is just one giant shitpost.
1a3ad5 No.537194
>>537136
This is fucking nothing for Barcelona though. I still remember the cops doing horse charges with basically baseball bats against anarchists in the 90's…
da6ba4 No.537197
>>537194
Oh yeh it's not particularly unusual for Spain but the difference now is how effective the other side has been in exploiting it for propaganda with newer technology. Sadly the Catalonian indyfags are too smart to give us Spanish Civil War 2, imagine getting to watch that with Syria-style footage.
1bd95a No.537823
>>533411
t.numale
having a strong chin is masculine as fug, beard is not, make dealings
e7ba73 No.538994
Why would you want to fight for a country (US) that openly endorses degeneracy and white genocide?
I'd like to join myself but can any other anon rationalize fighting for ZOG for me? What did you anons get out of it?
3d77e5 No.539089
>>537823
>beards are not masculine
>being this wrong
do you suck cock or what?
725d21 No.539113
>>537823
lo-T manelet detected.
8438ef No.539127
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>>539089
>>539113
>being called out as a low T cuck by fucking SWEDEN AND GREECE
germany, how did you manage this?
c2ad09 No.539131
>>538994
Every MOS outside of shitfantry is free job training + free college.
Special Ops is for when you want to shoot shit and want an erection when you earned the tile of "operator."
The true operators are the Air Force's Pararescue.
a570a1 No.539132
>>539127
To be fair to the sausage-muncher The USA, USSR, and Britain did kind of fuck them up when we occupied them for the second half of the last century.
c2ad09 No.539133
>>539132
Yeah it doesn't help that half of Germany were commies that stated commie when they reunified.
c2ad09 No.539134
acb46c No.539244
>>530078
And yet London becomes less and less English day by day…. funny how that works.
acb46c No.539245
>>539134
And yet the US allowed that to happen with their military presence.
0a75e7 No.539246
Why are anglos so autistic?
acb46c No.539250
>>539127
I've seen plenty of low-T cucks with facial hair which in my opinion is irrelevant. If you're a man, either shave or keep your beard trimmed.
acb46c No.539255
>>539246
Island isolation, inbreeding, and 500 years of a Protestant monarchy tends to make people obsess over hobbies because there's not much else worth doing or thinking about.
acb46c No.539257
>>530648
So does that make Navy Seals low IQ monkey meat shields?
1bd95a No.539287
>>539113
>>539089
are you niggers retarded? Most beards are worn by low est nu male fags
you need high test to not wear a beard
8a6dcb No.539289
>>536992
>using infantry for anything else then sieging shit
lol faggot
c7d07c No.539297
>>539287
To add to this, beards are just a sign of profound laziness. Why do you think they're so damn popular with slovenly nerds? Maintaining facial hair is little different from daily exercise; it isn't hard, but it takes perseverance, which low test bugmen lack. Real men are ready, willing and able to shave every day for the rest of their lives.
ec4080 No.539298
Shave that shit you degenerate faggot.
862d55 No.539299
>>539297
>Implying you don't need to maintain a beard
Maybe if you're going for the homeless look.
78a637 No.539315
>>539297
You do realize it takes actual effort to keep a decent beard, right?
Someone who actually takes care of themselves trims the moustache off of the lips, keeps the sideburns short so they don't wind up with jew curls, and regularly combs and trims the rest so it doesn't wind up a tangly mess.
Most numale beard growers don't do that, so their facial hair looks like that of a dumpster diving hobo.
95386c No.539334
>>536989
>>536990
>>536991
>>536992
SIDF fuck off.
>>532459
Too soon.
>>532725
We were told it's the pencil. Never runs out of ammo, always at hand, and can puncture any major artery in the human body.
>>537136
Damn, I have been on that road before. Feels good to know that chaos can strike everywhere.
81092f No.539335
>>539334
>that vid
Reminder that the EM-2's magazine was designed to be loaded with stripper clips.
28ef34 No.539353
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>>539335
Tbh, almost every modern magazine is, it's just that the Ruskies never bothered to issue their ammo pro-loaded onto clips, so in order to use the clip loader with the magazine you have to first get the loose rounds, load them onto a clip if you even have one, then put the adapter on the mag and load it with the clip.
8a6dcb No.539354
>>539297
facial hair are like garden. you must gently care for it everyday
4e94a8 No.539363
>>530637
Chads don't get 18 hours of creative writing classes for their inevitable book they're going to write
95386c No.539372
>>539353
Same for Bundeswehr tbh.
Our G36 mags can be loaded by clip, yet in all my time there I have never seen a clip.
Ammo boxes for MG comes with loading mechanism though, which is kind of ok.
bd6926 No.540254
I'm strongly considering becoming a PJ.
02fa5a No.543257
>>530005
Yes in forscom, no in tradoc.