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There's no discharge in the war!

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45d1b9 No.522909

Considering enlistment in the navy (Burger) and I wanted to hear stories/info/basic rundown on basic training, what you end up doing, etc etc, preferably from those who have served

5e7b6a No.522936

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10e051 No.522937

>>522909

>what you end up doing, etc etc,

Getting killed by completely avoidable collisions


b2a446 No.523279

>>522909

>Enlisted

>Bootcamp was a joke (~'08)

>Went subs

>Great until female integration

>Threw away a 60k reenlistment bonus because women

Women fuck everything up. If you can snag a billet free from women, do it.

>inb4 gay navy/sub jokes

I thoroughly enjoyed the experience/work/camaraderie, but the female presence ruined the brotherhood.


cda856 No.523280

One navy faggot i met ended up cleaning toilets until he got out


45d1b9 No.523392

>>523279

well I suppose women being integrated would interrupt the orgies…

what about boot itself though


9edf2b No.523430

Got a friend who's in, says he hates the bureaucracy and wishes he picked a different branch or went reservist. Also said there was a lot of gay fucking on his sub, and the engines stalled at one point.


2b41c2 No.523433

Join the airforce National guard as a Network tech, and make good money when you get out.

The great thing about the air force reserve is that there's less bullshit such as P.C.

you can also get a job where it's really hard to get a coastie job.


2b41c2 No.523434

>>523279

>>Threw away a 60k reenlistment bonus because women

what?


c56641 No.523456

>>523434

He neglected to reenlist, despite the generous bonus for doing so, because women fucked the whole experience up.


2b41c2 No.523457

>>523456

so he's a bitch?


860eb8 No.523459

>>522909

I did boot in 06, here's what the recruiter won't tell you.

>Anything that isn't explicitly in writing you won't receive. Have every single thing enumerated before you sign the paperwork. If they hassle you tell them to fuck off.

>Don't call NCOs sir

>Don't fuck up the different Chief ranks

>Don't piss off the guys who get stuck with laundry duty

>Don't fuck around on watch with the M9, some retard though it would be funny to wake someone up by jamming it in their face. He got drug out by the MPs hours later.

>Don't touch the women, ever. Not under any circumstance. Avoid them completely unless you're forced to work with them. I wasn't in an integrated unit, but I saw more than a few people get kicked out for fraternization, mostly niggers.

>Know how to swim, way too many retards had no idea how to swim. Which means you get remedial classes where burly operators (most of the NCOs who ran the PT areas were NSW) yell at you as you try not to drown.

>You're going to need to memorize all kinds of useless shit, like the name of the Secretary of the Navy. You'll be asked all kinds of stupid questions like this during inspection, and you'll catch shit for not knowing.

>Don't be a fat piece of shit, the PT standards are easy. There is no excuse to be below 50% percentile.

>Don't get injured, and if you get sick, deal with it. The medical staff are worthless ESL streetshitters whose solution to every problem is Motrin. Fun Story, I had an allergic reaction (the first and only ever in my life) during boot, probably because of the groid they pulled out of darkest Africa that was my bunk mate, and after being hauled to the hospital unable to breathe they gave me fucking Motrin.

>If you're concerned about personal hygiene don't sign up, the third world hordes in the Navy are absolutely disgusting. Know why nigs smell so bad? It's because they never actually bathe.

>You'll get sick, pneumonia spreads like wildfire there, expect to get it.

>Wear your shower shoes, the third world ooga boogas are covered in fungus, which will eat your feet raw if you step in the shower without them.

Me having that allergic reaction disqualified me during the special physical for sub work, which entirely fucked me over as my whole plan was to be a Nuke. I probably would have skated by without a problem if I didn't have to go back for an additional physical. I spent the rest of my time in the Navy at Great Lakes, sitting around on watch for a year until they finally discharged me. All in all it was pretty shitty, I would go Army or Air Force if I had to reenlist.


c56641 No.523461

>>523457

The point of the story is that women are awful and should be barred from military service.


49832c No.523470

Well it is the most comfortable branch. Even air force can be expected to get shot at, Navy never does. Your biggest threat will be waking up to find a cargo ships bulb in your bunk.


2b41c2 No.523486

>>523461

well all we would need is an actual war, then women would drop out like flies and the generals would stop virtue signaling.


f32863 No.523502

>>523486

Or they just get relegated as morale officers.


a07524 No.523577

I feel like we have this thread every couple of weeks to months. Perhaps it's recruiters shitposting in an effort to try to get autists to enlist

>tfw ineligible to enlist because of permanent hardware


d7e1f8 No.523663

>>523577

I heard a recruiter say he likes the parkour ads because there's a hope some NEET will come in wanting to do that and he can get him to be a cook


6a9d99 No.524867

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>>522909

why not join the french foreign legion? No women so they don't lower their physical standards like marines. They still allow corporal punishment so if someone fucks up in training they get their ass beat unlike american military where they just get yelled at. and you will most likely see action unless you are a loser then it seems like they just put u behind a broom cleaning up after everyone else.


c8e32a No.524869

>>524867

I heard their dealing with miners in ghana or some shit there, is that still true?


e864a7 No.524890

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>>523459

> way too many retards had no idea how to swim.

>these people joined the navy

>>524867

>joining something where the main reward is french citizenship

>in an era where they let any mudslime that wants to go to France and rape all they want




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