/k/ - Weapons

Cont.

>African try to avenge their brethren and mistakes Pajeets for Hajjis

>Firefight ensues, with African mobs outnumbering the Pajeets at the ticket counters

>However, African fire is inaccurate as all their AKs are set out to 1000 meters as they had thought the sights markings were power levels

>INSAS rifles Pajeets use break because of shitty design but manage to inflict moderate casualties to Africans through use of Bollywood style manuevers

>Hajjis see the massive gathering and suicide bomb the battle

Pajeets: 80 Skinnies: 55 Hajjis: 80

>>515897

Cont.

>Prayer time, so Hajjis are extremely vulnerable

>Africans use this to their advantage, inflicting heavy casualties on the Hajjis

Pajeets: 80 Skinnies: 55 Hajjis: 60

>Most superpower 2020 rifles are broken, so most resort to biological warfare i.e. desigated shitting subways

>Pajeets manage to shit up some designated parts of the station, but in the process create superbug due to the unhygienic nature of the biological warfare campaign

>All teams will have casualties if they walk into designated shitting area

Pajeets: 60 Skinnies: 55 Hajjis: 60

>>515901

Cont.

>Due to the sacrilege of attacking the Hajjis during prayer time, lead Imam issues a fatwa and Hajjis go on suicide bombing campaign

>Hajjis start inflicting heavy casualties on Skinnies, however not one to one since Skinnies like to form into a mob to their disadvantage

Pajeets: 55 (from superbug) Skinnies: 30 Hajjis: 65

>Hajjis and Skinnies are in an all-out firefight, but light casualties on both sides due to the Hajjis blind-firing and Skinnies not aiming and unproperly adjusted sights

>Pajeets arrive into the firefight Bollywood-style crashing through walls with a Tata SUV, inflicting heavy casualties on the Skinnies and Hajjis shooting poo out of their buttocks with pinpoint accuracy

>Battleground is on a designated biological warfare zone

All sides take casualties regardless due to designated biological warfare zone

Pajeets: 35 Skinnies: 20 Hajjis: 55

>>515905

REEE, HURRY UP

what's the point of this thread?

>>515905

Cont.

>Skinnies weaponize Ebola using their brethren as delivery vehicles

>Projectile bloody vomit proves more accurate than their AK fire

>Hajjis convert some of the skinnies to their side, bolstering their numbers

>Pajeets hit particularly hard by the Ebola attacks due to their pre-existing unsanitary nature

Pajeets: 15 Skinnies: 10 Hajjis: 55

>Hajjis find out one group of them is Shia and one is Sunni

>Infighting ensues

>Pajeets use Hajji infighting as distraction for initiating Superpower 2020 protocol

>Pajeets launch nuclear missile to take care of Hajji and Ebola problem

>Nuclear missile hits, destroying the other teams

>Nuclear radiation mutates a superbug evolved from shit and ebola

>Pajeets still have not improved sanitation due to self-delusion and are destroyed by the nuclear superbug

Fin

>>515951

A valid thought experiment. This is the future of Britain

Skinwalkers vs. gun Jesus

Kind of like the vampires vs Zombies episode

>>515895

Autistic time travelling /k/ommandos vs the ancient muslim empire at their strongest.

>>515991

/k/ommando army is composed of austistic NEETs, fudds, mall ninjas, and stalkers

>autistic NEETs don't show up to battle due to social anxiety

>fudds show up to battle in their 40 year old pick up trucks and 20th Century American Firearms. 95% of them are overweight

>mall ninjas are also grossly overweight/obese but are too busy in a gear circlejerk

>stalkers run around in gas masks yelling cheeki breeki and cyka blyat

>>515991

It's pretty obvious that islam was created by a time travelling /pol/ack though

>>515996

>after only a single hour of fighting the /k/ommandos have been routed to the last man as fudds collapsed from heart attacks, mall ninjas died of dehydration as their camelbacks didn't carry nearly enough water to make up for the severe overheating from their gear, and the stalkers either got too drunk on vodka to shoot straight, or were just using bog-standard moist nuggets firing with their natural accuracy

>autistic NEETS never showed up, instead choosing to continue shitposting on /k/ in the modern era about how "their glorious army" would deus vult all over the middle east

>meanwhile in the past, Islam rockets in adherents and influence after tales spread about how the Faithful of Mohammed turned back an entire army of demons spitting metal and fire, with gas masks and bullets being presented as proof

>An alternate reality results where Europe, and eventually the rest of the world, is swiftly conquered under the crescent moon and star, and plunged into an eternal age of darkness as a result

>BAD END

should have just continued to shitpost on /k/ instead

>>515991

/k/ invades Nauru and Australia doesn't help for some reason

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=13&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjztoH4sqHWAhUDJCYKHYaqDwYQFghxMAw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.worldatlas.com%2Fwebimage%2Fcountrys%2Foceania%2Fnr.htm&usg=AFQjCNEHcI_7CFt67rdpF9bMqyPCSRb8yA