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6a701b No.508530

Alright lads, what do you do to get cozy? Goes it even get any better than Steve?

6a701b No.508544

File: a1b9388be04a24c⋯.png (289.54 KB, 392x362, 196:181, ourguy.png)

Also, something I noticed while watching his latest video. /ourguy/?


1280ce No.508546

Nice


6a701b No.508547

File: 046451979c99c03⋯.png (625.98 KB, 699x666, 233:222, ourguy.png)

Definitely /ourguy/


6dbb97 No.508553

Are Turk cigarettes good?


b6fb2a No.508554

>walk through forest at night

>turn on MP3 player

>listen to soft campfire noises while

WHY DOES THIS FEEL SO GOOD?!


9ea03b No.508555

>>508554

You're endangering yourself by removing your cautionary state and ceasing to look out for that which resides in the forest. You're skinwalker-bait.


f63a0d No.508559

>>508553

I don't smoke cigarettes, but Turk pipe tobacco is usually good.


b6fb2a No.508560

File: 8e0c09277ed2f46⋯.png (1.07 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, serveimage.png)

>>508555 (checked)

I know, but it is so fucking comfy. I used to go out with a torch (an actual fire one), but A: dry weather+forests+fire=potential forest-fire

and

B: they burn out after an hour, which seriously impedes the amount of time you can spend out.

I however really enjoyed sticking one in the snow, sitting on my backpack and turning my back to the torch, looking at the shadows until the insomnia fades away. Sometimes I would look particularly long into one direction, and the torch would burn down so far that the shadows change. It felt like the world was shifting slowly, and everything became longer and longer until the torch turned off and I was left alone in compete darkness. Not even the moon dared show it's light on me. I sat there for some more before I turned on the next torch and went home again, but I felt as if something in the darkness reached out to me. To this day I am not sure if I was afraid of staying longer, or saddened by the fact that I had to leave. In retroperspective I am not even sure why I stayed until the torch burned down in the first place. I was fucking cold, I could have gotten hypothermia if I had stayed much longer, but there was something about the shadows that didn't want me to leave. They were calming, and soothing. They made me forget all the stress and pressure of life. They took away my fear for a brief (long) moment.

I am not sure if it was the skinwalkers trying to keep me in the forests, or me being total zen.


966971 No.508574

File: 1bd93be87533d59⋯.jpg (58.32 KB, 366x715, 366:715, chesterfield.jpg)

File: 6d9040f4eb7a842⋯.jpg (8.84 KB, 126x195, 42:65, camel.jpg)

I want some Scho-ka-kola now. Too bad it's like $20 after shipping on Amazog.


66117b No.508576

>>508574

Try varusteleka


1280ce No.508577


0bf20f No.508585

File: dc569b29bfb23c3⋯.jpg (95.4 KB, 605x616, 55:56, most-hipster-things-ever-1….jpg)

>>508559

>pipe tobacco


6a701b No.508586

>>508585

Trust me, I live in a Portland, OR. Pipe tobacco is not a hipster thing.


b9f4e9 No.508594

File: c118240504e11ac⋯.jpg (1.86 MB, 4614x2986, 2307:1493, 1401743400050.jpg)

>>508585

>smoking pre-rolled newports out a plastic wrapped box like a nigger


a38b1c No.508600

Sorry guys, I think you guys are cool, but the fact that /pol/ watches this awesome dude completely ruins him for me. I unsubscribed. Can't watch a guy who is now tainted by edgy nazis, look what they did to James Townsend & Son


19f2c7 No.508602

File: 10956d1b23de4b4⋯.gif (65.04 KB, 335x440, 67:88, nazi anti smoking.gif)

>>508594

>smoking at all

degenerate


72b7e6 No.508606

>>508600

What? What kind of logic is that? Who gives a rats ass /pol/ watches him or JTS.


7c3dfc No.508607

>>508606

Hes just a butthurt faggot who got btfo over in /v/ when he abloobloo'd.


6a701b No.508612

>>508602

>not wanting to smoke a 1942 Wehrmacht cigarette

I've never smoked a cigarette in my entire life and think it's a disgusting habit, but I'd jump at the chance to try out some of those really old cigs Steve has had.


19f2c7 No.508614

>>508612

>>not wanting to smoke a 1942 Wehrmacht cigarette

youre damn straight i dont. serious asthma means even secondhand ciggie smoke over a prolonged period = a trip to the doctor.


0cc0fc No.508626

File: b0134f5e39e5436⋯.png (151.49 KB, 290x378, 145:189, 1415847154060.png)

>>508614

Wheeze your way back to temple, Mordecai


4049a2 No.508698

>>508547

NICE!

>>508553

Have you ever tried Camel cigarettes? Those are made with Turkish strains of tobacco, at least the versions made and sold in Europe are.

I think the Camel cigarettes sold in the US may be a Turkish/Virginia blend.


b9f4e9 No.508706

>>508553

Turkish tobacco is good, it's smoother than most other kinds. However, don't do what >>508698 says and smoke Camels. That's barely even tobacco. Get yourself down to a tobacconist and buy some Turkish tobacco. It will probably be in loose form, so you've got to learn to roll too, or use a roller (they'll probably have them for sale).


6dbb97 No.508717

>>508698

>>508706

I don't smoke, but I was curious because I know there was a Turk smoke craze.

Why do Turks smoke like a Turk?


3fda0a No.508727

>>508717

Helps disguise the turksmell, which even they cannot stand.


2a9ecd No.508753

>>508717

>Why do Turks smoke like a Turk?

Because Turkey is one of the few places close to Europe where you can grow tobacco productively, so they have , or at least used to have a huge tobacco industry.

You know how old fashioned tobacco shops in the US would have a statue of a red indian outside the door?

Well, in Europe the tobacco shops had statues or busts of Turks instead. Also this >>508727


9ea03b No.508785

>>508698

>>508706

>>508717

>buying foreign shit instead of supporting your own nation's producers


9ea03b No.508789

>>508560

They almost had you

Reminds me of walking in the woods by my grandparents' house as a kid with cousins and siblings. Get to a certain point, decide right then and there to turn around and go back. Just some feeling of dread, not supposed to be there, gotta leave.


966971 No.508947

File: 6e7cffd1d165abc⋯.jpg (312.99 KB, 960x1080, 8:9, steve fudge bars.jpg)


b795c0 No.509051

>>508560

sounds like you were being recruited.

you entered the realm of beasts beyond our world.

the skinwalkers were trying to make you one of them you should have taken the deal tbqhfam


9ea03b No.509054

File: 8a883e502070bd4⋯.png (210.66 KB, 469x504, 67:72, 1460701211697.png)

>>509051

Get out, skinwalker.


7c3dfc No.509060

>>509051

He didn't enter another realm, he just ended up in a place where the barrier is thin. You should know these things Mr.Skinwalker.


f63a0d No.509067

File: d0ce04db57118dc⋯.jpg (98.17 KB, 500x636, 125:159, gebirgsjagersmoking.jpg)

>>508594

There are few things comfier than relaxing with a bowl on a snowy mountaintop after the climb. At the moment I'm stuck with low tier New England mountains, but I'm hoping to do a Carpathians trip someday soon. I went halfway up Rysy to see Morskie Oko with my church group, and it'd be great to summit it, even if it is a bit busy.


8ca9f8 No.509068

>>509054

>>509060

Im fucking sick of this racism. Skinwalkers only take the weak, lame, and old. They do a goddamn public service.


7c3dfc No.509085

File: 69a6e7922ec2452⋯.jpg (292.92 KB, 937x615, 937:615, MY HOUSE YOU FUCKING COCK ….jpg)

>>509068

Fuck off I'm tired of my dumpster being fucked with. Keep taking that Skinwalker dick you fuckboi.


b795c0 No.509105

File: d007c5b39ea5561⋯.jpg (53.85 KB, 780x546, 10:7, 657643557.jpg)

File: 6fc4d5c9057fb94⋯.png (54.54 KB, 500x368, 125:92, 576457.png)

>>509054

>>509060

shut

i have communed with the skinwalkers at length, and have after many days of research and meditation deciphered their true purpose here:

all they want is to eat us

run


7c3dfc No.509118

>>509105

Yeah and I've communicated with them by fucking them up with multiple .308's. Stop fucking with my dumpster, there isn't even foodstuff in it ffs.


45811b No.509119

>>509067

tbh i never liked that mountain range, too many tourists. Its insane that you need to move in que to get up the mountain.

Beskid is better. And closer to home


b6fb2a No.509133

File: e4a5711d1940182⋯.jpg (3.21 MB, 1775x1744, 1775:1744, Lascaux,_Megaloceros.jpg)

>>509051

>>508789

I went out yesterday again. This time the moon was bright enough, so I didn't even bring my electric torch. My mp3 player went out after a couple of minutes, despite the battery icon showing full when I left. So this time I was all alone, without the campfire noises.

It was relaxing to be honest. This time I wasn't nearly as scared of the noises as back then. I tried to find the same spot, maybe figure out what it was about it that almost kept me there.

It took me some time to find it, the pathways seemed very odd, almost as if I was walking in circles, but every time I came across a tree or stump or rock I thought to have already walked past, the next couple of hundred meters seemed entirely new, almost as if I had never been there before. I know these forests well. I have been there many times in day and night time. I have walked them on countless occasions, but that day I just could not seem to navigate at all.

After what seemed like an eternity (the fluorescent hands on my clock aren't shining as bright as they used to, or my eyes just got worse as adapting to the dark) of aimless wandering and following the same paths as my (more than flaky) memory of that night last year, I finally got to that one place in the woods. The moon cast it's dim light on some light stones on the opposite end of the clearing, which reflected the light and allowed me to investigate the place a little more thorough. Originally I didn't really have a plan for that night, just wander around and possibly find that place from last year again, but as I got closer and closer the wish to figure out what had actually happened grew inside of me.

I walked around the clearing, trying to find the exact spot where I used to sit, and sure enough I found it. This time I didn't bring my backpack, so instead I just sat down on the ground. It felt oddly warm, but I guess that was due to the warm day we had, and the heat was still in the ground.

After peering into the darkness ahead of me for some time longer, and vividly remembering the warmth of the torch against my back, the sight of the shadows and generally enjoying the serenity of the woods, I decided to head back.

I got up and immediately felt something at the small of my back. Something held me to the ground. I panicked and threw myself forward. I landed face first in the ground, but I still felt it. I went at it with my fists and rolled around in the dirt to get it off. I only barely resisted screaming and yelling for help. The fear I felt in that moment has surpassed any emotion I have felt to this day in intensity. I was afraid for my life.

But it lasted only a few seconds. I can't tell you how long exactly, but a short time after me losing control of myself, I regained it, and pulled the thing off me. With a strange ripping sound it stopped grabbing my rear, and I realized what it was.

A backpack.

At first I thought it was mine. It was of similar size, but I am sure that I took my backpack home last year and left it there yesterday. I took it on many trips after the incident last year. THIS was not my backpack. So I sat down in the grass again and began to calm my nerves. The velcro bands on the backpack had caught on those on my jacket, which felt as if something had grabbed me. I wanted to laugh out loud, just to calm myself, but I feared that my voice would sound strange in the dark forest, and I didn't want to freak myself out even further. So I remained on the ground for a little while longer. Eventually I decided to look into the backpack. It was mostly empty. Some candy wrappers, an empty winebottle and an unused torch were inside the main compartment. I took out the bottle and tried to read what it said on the label, but it was too dirty, and the moonlight too dim to read anything.

(cont.)


b6fb2a No.509134

>>509133

I noticed something else though. There was a small white object inside the bottle. I tried to get it out, but it was too large to fit through the neck. I shook it, turned it, even attempted to push my finger inside and touch the object, trying to figure out what it was. It felt hard and mostly flat on one side, while it appeared to have multiple spikes on the other. It was warm. No wonder, I had sat on that backpack for an uncertain amount of time. For all I know it could have been a tooth, but I discarded that idea. How would a tooth even end up in a wine bottle? Eventually I gave up and placed the bottle back inside the backpack. I looked up at the moon one last time and got up, placing the backpack where I had found it. I felt tempted to light the torch then and there, to sick back on the backpack and enjoy the night like I used to, but I refused to give in to the pleasures, since the ground was dry and I didn't want to start a fire. Instead I walked around the site, in quite a large radius. I made sure to always remain in a line of sight to the clearing though, to always find my way back. The ground was littered with white pebbles, covered with a thin layer of leaves and moss. I don't know how the pebbles got there, since this was pretty much on top of a hill, and pebbles form in the beds of rivers, but I didn't give it much thought back then.

I got cold eventually and went back to the clearing, this time approaching from a different angle. A group of deer I hadn't noticed were doing something in there. A big stag was standing near the backpack, looking around, apparently startled by the noise I made when approaching them. I was captivated by the sight, and while he was peering ever vigilant into the darkness I was now part of, the other deer seemed to pay little attention to their surroundings. They were munching on the young trees at the other side of the clearing. I didn't want to annoy them, but despite me staying in close proximity to he clearing I had lost my bearings completely. I would need to get to the clearing (and especially the backpack) to figure out which way I needed to go to find my way home. I could have easily shouted and scared them away, but I didn't want to bring fear into the hearts of these creatures. Instead I knelt down behind a tree and decided to wait until they were gone.

Again some amount of time passed. I must have stayed out far longer than I had anticipated at that point. The deer eventually moved on, with the stag remaining and looking into the darkness for some time before following the herd.

Once they were gone I left my cover and looked around the site for the backpack. I found it laying near some rocks, where I must have placed it, since nobody else was around to move it. I regained my sense of orientation and eventually found my way home.

/k/, this time felt different. All that time I was sitting in the shadows I wanted to calm the stag. Tell him his herd was safe here. That I won't hurt it, and that my presence probably scared off any predators. I didn't want the deer to leave either. Even though I needed to get to the backpack to find my way home, I kind of wanted them to stay a little while longer. They had a young one with them. A little bambi, which weakly walked around the legs of some of the larger ones. I enjoyed watching that one in particular. My eyes were practically glued to it. Still didn't figure out what that thing in the bottle was. Should I go out again tonight?


1280ce No.509135

>>509133

>>509134

Anon, I don't mean to burst your bubble too hard but if you're hoping for a skinwalker gf that's probably a North America thing.


b6fb2a No.509136

>>509135

>skinwalkers

Nah fam. Those don't exist here.


a20ac4 No.509138

>>508560

>>508789

>Go out inna Norwegian woods

>Get pretty damn far

>Total Bliss, mind blank

>Suddenly get incredibly horny

>Like I was 13 again

>Dick feels like it's gonna blow

>Body starts shaking

>Never blew my load so fast or intense in my life


b795c0 No.509147

File: 2c42ac84863601c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 627.09 KB, 1459x1641, 1459:1641, 65786564.jpg)

>>509138

strelok, i have some bad news for you

they're evolving to feed without being shot


d67f9d No.509835

>>509134

>Should I go out again tonight?

I don't care if you get eaten by skinwalkers, but please don't revive the deer molesting on /k/.


2e437f No.509837

>>509147

I just assume it was a Huldra or something.


4f161a No.512955

File: e6fcd372791bb26⋯.jpg (9.15 KB, 483x312, 161:104, 06fc67210bc6e5f27980eb085f….jpg)

Anyone have any more Steve reaction images?


966971 No.513015

File: 42dc67f1cbeec0a⋯.jpg (103.99 KB, 692x630, 346:315, slutty soup.jpg)

File: af519225064493c⋯.png (498.79 KB, 388x520, 97:130, af519225064493c97b8c2e4dae….png)


966971 No.513064

File: 6e6a53eb635866f⋯.mp4 (1.55 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, nice.mp4)

I missed one.


4f161a No.513101

File: 47e817313e6b388⋯.jpg (40.3 KB, 679x676, 679:676, 609d58e05c0237b47bfecf35af….jpg)

>>513015

>>513064

Thanks, anon!


ec9d69 No.513167

>>508530

I like his videos, and although I watch him regardless, his gay accent really grates on my ears.


921303 No.513169

how I get comfy:

>put on a nice warm hoodie

>have some snacks and a glass of warm chocolate

>turn off all lights in room

>put on headphones

>listen to post malones stoney album while shitposting


8cac18 No.513172

Sometimes I like to LARP as a gopnik, in privacy of course.

>put on tracksuit

>put on ski mask and ushanka

>have a few shots of vodka out of the bottle

>play slavshit techno music

>fondle SKS like it's my baby

>at random intervals, yell ANU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKI

>bonus comfy if it's the middle of winter and I go outside and squat on my porch in tracksuit and have a cigarette

I know there's gotta be others who like playing dress up and LARPing as different characters, right?

please dont bully i have a tism.


921303 No.513173

>>513172

You forgot the squatting part didn't you?


8cac18 No.513181

>>513173

>I go outside and squat on my porch in tracksuit


921303 No.513183

File: 8f3d093898dd51e⋯.jpeg (263.17 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, gopnik.jpeg)

>>513181

now that sounds like a gopnik


7c3dfc No.513186

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>513172

When you live in nowhere you end up doing dumb shit like that. There is nothing more hilarious than the UPS guy witnessing two guys in RoA uniforms with a guy in an SS uniform listing to random shit like the embedded because we'd rather be drunk than wander the woods.


b6fe0c No.513199

>>508600

What did /pol/ do to Townsends?


f15146 No.513240

>>513199

/pol/ did nothing, Townsend just made a video about an old recipe about a dessert called "orange fool" and people in the youtube comments started to see that as a comment about Trump.


3a9e84 No.513290

>>508560

how did you make tourches cant find any good instructions


4b94c2 No.513296

>>513240

The degree to which these people fucking obsess over Trump astounds me. Not even monks spend this much time thinking about a single person.


be4112 No.514060

>>513290

Just buy them in stores.

The ones I get are made from some kind of wool string and a long cardboard tube, as well as wax.

The string is pulled through the liquid wax and then spun around the cardboard tube. The tube serves as the handle as well as internal oxygen supply tube. The wax will cool off and harden. As you light the torch the wax will burn more brightly than a normal piece of wood, cardboard or string, while the string holds the solid/liquid wax, and the cardboard keeps the entire assembly vertical. I would advise wearing an old jacket through: it's hard to get wax droplets off without washing at high temperatures, which can lead to deformations of the fabric.


4d8b4a No.515707

File: 8e1102718830002⋯.jpg (17.35 KB, 354x286, 177:143, apu headphones.jpg)

>mkay lets get this out on a tray

*cut*

>NICE


bb90e1 No.517442

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>new vids out


bb90e1 No.517443

>>517442

On a related note. My family bought me an MRE while they were at a car show. I guess there was a vendor just selling them and they know that I like to watch Steve's videos. It's a 2006 US ration menu number 14. Should I send it to Steve?

They also bought some miscellaneous MRE items as well. A pack of smoked salted almonds, which were fantastic, and some coco beverage powder, which was also pretty tasty.


a9f13c No.517445

>>517443

See if he hasn't done a video on that one yet.


8463d4 No.517480

File: b70a74845d2f0da⋯.jpg (111.18 KB, 797x1024, 797:1024, a524ceac0b466c797051839adc….jpg)

He looks like tzar Nicholas II with long hair.


165ea1 No.517553

File: d20c3d90a676bbe⋯.png (350.43 KB, 1736x973, 248:139, Untitled.png)

>>517480

Daily reminder that the last Tsar was too good for this world, and that the Bolshevik scum who murdered him and his family showed total incompetence even in that.


f104c5 No.517641

File: 07a940a6a7d1f7d⋯.jpeg (155.94 KB, 1024x923, 1024:923, 1494155350410.jpeg)

>>517553

Even fucking niggers could pull off a coup with less fuckery than that.

Thankfully, Communists have a standing reservation in Hell.


eb47c4 No.517779

File: f554e8ad22dc483⋯.png (44.84 KB, 706x434, 353:217, images.png)

>>517553

>>517641

>7 bullets per shooter for a 6 member family

Commies proving they're fucking useless even during their time of triumph.


180714 No.517780

File: 34d887a63e00384⋯.gif (713.56 KB, 254x199, 254:199, 1450041293445.gif)

>>517553

>20 minute execution

>for a family unit and their butler

>didn't even kill all them by the end of everyone's first magazine

On top of this wasn't one of the executioners an Anglo kikel.


dbde78 No.517782

>>517780

Also:

>the dog survived


3d992d No.517807

>>517780

>>517779

>>517553

>implying diamondclad lolis aren't by definition badass

Too bad none of them kept a diamond pin or something, all commies would be goodified.


4c81c0 No.517810

>>508574

You know what happens when you ship chocolate from Finland to America? It melts.


bb90e1 No.517831

File: 059416c043b5c96⋯.webm (5.53 MB, 720x404, 180:101, The Flavors of 1950.webm)

Bless this man


7628d2 No.517845

File: 444a00ce0ec679f⋯.jpg (953.54 KB, 1000x1414, 500:707, __original_and_scho_ka_kol….jpg)

>>517810

Mine made it to OR without melting, but I'm not sure how typical that is.


c948b2 No.517846

>>517831

Pardon me for being the resident contrarian, but why does anybody like this guy?

>hurr, imma eat 50 - 100 year old rancid rations for youtube shekels

>forget the fact that I'm destroying artifacts by fucking EATING them

>lol I'm basically Ashens but with milsurp

>don't forget to like commend and subscribe :^)

Seriously, someone please explain the appeal, because I don't get it.


ace451 No.517847

>>517846

his channel is general mre, not only old stuff. he mostly eats recent mre.

also people SEND him this stuff exactly so that he can show it.

>destroying artifacts

tope keke


9625b0 No.517851

>>517846

He takes very detailed notes and pictures of every ration he opens, so often he improves ration history by opening them. He also donates many of the really old ones to a ration museum he helps operate if he can get more than one of them.


a9f13c No.517852

>>517846

Sir, do you not notice the Ivan he has on his shelf.


95c11b No.517860

>>517846

>forget the fact that I'm destroying artifacts by fucking EATING them

You do know that keeping MREs sealed will eventually kill them right? even if you stored them in the best of conditions everything will deteriorate to rust and/or fossilized food/plastic that looks nothing like what it originally was.

Opening them, documenting it, and taking pictures is way better then just putting the sealed MRE on a shelf or storing them in a room somewhere. him getting to eat, drink, or smoke and use what's left is just an extra bonus.

>seriously someone please explain the appeal because I don't get it

>what's the appeal of getting to see and learn about what rations and mres different militarized forces have used/still use

It's a bloody mystery.


c15359 No.517863

File: c56fb071ec67638⋯.gif (387.63 KB, 500x382, 250:191, 1454897878797.gif)

>>517846

>forget the fact that I'm destroying artifacts by fucking EATING them

Yeah because old ass rations are TOTALLY historical artifacts ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL to save!




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