df0bd3 No.82864
>>82863
I want to marry Ran-sama desu?
209e74 No.82866
>>82864
Took you long enough to figure it out.
df0bd3 No.82867
>>82865
You are now marry to 2B. What do?
df0bd3 No.82868
>>82866
Aw excellent.
I shall arrive at your door wearing a wedding dress.
05a59e No.82869
>>82867
Thank Taro for letting me marry his beautiful daughter and live a happy live full of consensual sex.
df0bd3 No.82870
>>82869
Hope you have a sturdy bed.
05a59e No.82871
>>82870
I will probably need to deal with a futon because 2B would probably be too expensive to find a sturdy bed for.
df0bd3 No.82872
>>82871
Make a bed out of steel senpai!
05a59e No.82873
>>82872
Steel is expensive.
2a54c0 No.82874
>>82868
If you do!
I don't know what I'll do.
df0bd3 No.82875
>>82873
Poorfag!
Steal some steel!
05a59e No.82877
>>82875
Yeah, that's accurate. I think I need to steal just plain old money or an inexpensive car.
2a54c0 No.82878
>>82876
Well, that first.
Afterwards. It's a mystery.
9cafba No.82879
>>82877
I'll crowdfund you.
05a59e No.82881
>>82879
All the crowdfunding I need from you is your encouragement.
>>82880
I do have a job though, but doesn't pay that well and going to school and stuff.
df0bd3 No.82882
>>82878
Burrow some clothes and eat at I-hop.
df0bd3 No.82883
>>82881
More appropriately. When is the next opportunity for you to get an internship.
9cafba No.82884
>>82881
Well if it's you, then you can have it in most of your endeavors.
209e74 No.82885
>>82882
So we're going to go to Ihop with you dressed in a wedding dress, and me in whatever?
df0bd3 No.82886
>>82885
I'm going to wear your clothes silly.
Besides, no one in their right mind would wear a wedding dress to i-hop.
05a59e No.82887
>>82883
Hmm not sure, some places I looked into ask for some classes I still need to complete. Though someone I know is trying to apply for Amazon, and he's still in the first programming class. We'll see how that goes.
Besides, I don't think I can keep up with two jobs.
>>82884
Even in the endeavors of my suicide attempts?
df0bd3 No.82888
>>82887
>Working at Amazon
Do you value your soul?
9cafba No.82889
>>82887
There's a reason I said most.
The only way you'll have my support in your sudoku is if you bring me with you.
2a54c0 No.82890
>>82886
Would you fit in my clothes?
05a59e No.82891
>>82888
I'm not the one who applied, so don't ask me.
>>82889
I guess that can be arranged if needed.
df0bd3 No.82893
>>82891
where would you like to work for?
Twitter?
9cafba No.82894
>>82891
It'll have to do. Let me know if things start looking up for you. Or just say Hi.
2a54c0 No.82895
>>82892
Well.
Be my guest, then.
05a59e No.82897
>>82893
I don't think I'd want to work for any major software company at this point.
>>82894
Oh? are you going to bed?
9cafba No.82898
>>82897
No, not for another hour or so.
2a54c0 No.82902
>>82901
Sure.
When shall I pick you up?
05a59e No.82903
>>82898
You made it sound like it, or I'm just dumb.
>>82899
Sometimes I am.
9cafba No.82905
>>82903
I can see it, but it certainly wasn't my intent. Has school been going any better?
df0bd3 No.82906
>>82903
Good.
Eat chicken salad and drink tea.
It will let you live longer.
05a59e No.82907
>>82905
I will believe that. It's been the same this week. Just one more day tomorrow, then the finals.
>>82906
I hate lettuce.
df0bd3 No.82908
>>82907
I'll get EseM to force feed you salad.
9cafba No.82909
>>82907
And how prepared are you?
05a59e No.82910
>>82908
>implying I'm easily restrained
Let's assume I'm not btw.
>>82909
>how prepared are you
>
05a59e No.82912
>>82911
Find non shit vegetables!
9cafba No.82914
>>82910
I wouldn't forcefeed you anyways. That's not very nice.
Hop to it! Your parents will think you a disappointment!
05a59e No.82915
>>82913
Zucchini.
>>82914
What if I really needed it?
I'm sure they already do, they don't, but I will study some more tomorrow. Just gotta stay focused.
df0bd3 No.82916
>>82915
>>82915
Those taste bad.
Cucumbers are betters.
05a59e No.82919
>>82916
You taste bad, homo.
df0bd3 No.82920
>>82919
I'll rub myself in peanut butter to taste better.
Happy?
9cafba No.82921
>>82915
We'll find another way, then. When I cook for you, I'll use the vegetables you don't like in recipes that downplay their role.
Just do the best you can. Put away distractions!
05a59e No.82922
>>82920
Do cookie butter instead.
>>82921
That's about what I try to do if given the chance. You can't do that with lettuce though so don't try.
Hard when I get too stressed out!
2a54c0 No.82924
>>82918
Too cute.
I wish..
05a59e No.82926
>>82923
Marshmallow spread?
9cafba No.82928
>>82922
Lettuce is lame anyways! It's just a filler for things, and there are no nutrients in it that are difficult to get elsewhere, so I think you're fine to pass on them.
I know! Take breaks and the like, but don't lose track of time. You know, you could just abuse amphetamines like most successful students do.
05a59e No.82929
>>82927
I guess that's good if you want to attract Australians.
>>82928
Oh good I'm glad you think so. Same with celery. Though I think they can help lose weight since your body supposedly needs more energy to digest it than it gives.
Masturbation sessions are my break. :^) I don't know where all these students are getting amphetamines though.
df0bd3 No.82930
>>82929
100% sure that Vegemite is a dare.
Goodnight, motely, Ran-sama and EseM.
05a59e No.82931
>>82930
Not to Australians!
Sleep well, sweet dreams.
9cafba No.82932
>>82929
I don't mind celery! The crunch makes it a good thing to pick at absentmindedly when you're wanting to keep your hands/mouth busy.
Yeah, but how many times are you doing that a day? Hopefully not many more than one or two.
I don't know; look for the guy whose parents are divorced and tell him you have the cash on you.
05a59e No.82933
>>82932
It's used a lot as filler in canned soups, which is why I hate it. Not sure how I feel about it raw.
Oh Ese, just assume I don't actually do that.
Hmm that sounds about right, but also dangerous.
2a54c0 No.82934
>>82925
That sure would be nice.
9cafba No.82935
>>82933
I guess I'm not eating a lot of canned soups, though. I'm a big fan of cream of mushroom, but that's about it.
I'd be fine to. I actually tend to picture strangers on the internet as handsome, saintly individuals until revealed otherwise.
I'm the last guy to ask for advice on it, though! Someone on the board must know how to buy drugs.
05a59e No.82936
>>82935
I don't either. Because the celery in most of them. Just want good chicken noodle soup as a late night snack is all.
How nice of you, but I'm not sure about that handsome part. Or saintly part.
Maybe drugs just aren't the way! Or I could just abuse caffeine and nicotine.
9cafba No.82937
>>82936
Picky! What's your list of things you refuse to eat/drink?
Well you've already thrown away your chance at sainthood, but all I can do is take your word for it on the other bit.
Well there's nothing wrong with either of those, but if it's just normal for you you can't really test how much they help your studies.
05a59e No.82938
>>82937
That's probably too long of a list, and I try to try things if they seem appealing. Just put lettuce and corn on there for now.
Oh I thought that was referring to sanity, my bad. Give me back the sainthood.
Depends how you get your nicotine. Haven't had much caffeine lately though. I'm not sure I'd want to test some adhd drug days before a test in case it might ruin the whole day.
9cafba No.82939
>>82938
I can't imagine not liking corn, either.
I have quite a few, but it's all weird stuff, with ketchup and white milk at the very top together. And cheesecake. All very vile.
I'm sorry, but that's between you and The Lord now. If he says it's cool, my esteem for you will be recovered.
Self-rolled ciggies? Hopefully not chewing tobacco, as cool as it is. That could probably not work out for you, yes.
05a59e No.82940
>>82939
It's for losers who think it's a vegetable! I don't care for ketchup. The other two are fine and understandable. Noted.
I think only men decide who's saints, no one's a saint to God. So you'll just have to saint me.
Non-tobacco sources of nicotine. Just gotta decide if that's safe or not. So you think chewing tobacco is cool, interesting. Test it for me.
9cafba No.82941
>>82940
But corn is very good in a chowder or chili! Those are its primary roles.
Very well, if you desire it so strongly, then it shall be.
You could buy a box of patches. It is! At least the image I have in my head of the type of person that chews tobacco. He's a really cool guy. All right, I'll bug Badfox for some of his medications one of these days and get back to you.
05a59e No.82942
>>82941
Keep your corn out of my stuff! Though roasted corns at the fair smells good sometimes.
You're the best, remember that.
Vaping sounds more fun, just hard not to look like a douche. Hmm I will find out what that looks like one day. Nah, I'm sure he actually needs it more than me.
Anyways going to sleep. Sleep well.
9cafba No.82943
>>82942
Sleep tight and sweet dreams.
9cafba No.82944
Also, if you decide to start vaping, please don't tell me about it.
05a59e No.82945
>>82944
I'll just smoke cigarettes if I want to use nicotine, as not to disappoint you like a parent finding out his/her child is a weeb.
Let us hope my asthmatic lungs can take it.
9cafba No.82946
>>82944
>like a parent finding out his/her child is a weeb.
At least we've avoided that!
Also, I can't express how touched I am that you're willing to jeopardize your health to not seem really uncool to me.
05a59e No.82947
>>82946
You better be, but we'll talk about that later. Night.
df0bd3 No.82948
>Cousins husband is coming over for Christmas
Oh no.
df0bd3 No.82952
>>82951
What do you want for Christmas?
209e74 No.82955
>>82954
But then I'd be an oni.
It would certainly complicate things.
df0bd3 No.82956
>>82955
Sounds like a sitcom.
"Honey, I'm actually an oni."
209e74 No.82957
>>82956
You say, as you stare at the plate of beans your wife cooked for you.
df0bd3 No.82958
>>82957
Oni's don't like beans?
209e74 No.82959
>>82958
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Setsubun
No, they don't. Look at the Mamemaki section.
df0bd3 No.82960
>>82959
Japan has a strange culture……
209e74 No.82961
>>82960
It's good fun to chuck beans at somebody.
df0bd3 No.82962
>>82961
Reminds me of Tibet and how they rang bells when Haley's Comet passed by.
209e74 No.82963
>>82962
People do strange things.
It's just an excuse to get together for some fun.
df0bd3 No.82964
>>82963
Superstition is one of those things.
Especially when there's low IQ and religion.
Example:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skoptsy
209e74 No.82967
>>82966
Wanna try typing that again?
209e74 No.82969
>>82968
There a go.
And plus, you don't like white butter?
df0bd3 No.82970
>>82969
Butter is okay.
Too much is bad. Taste good when it's freshly made. Have you been to a farm?
209e74 No.82971
>>82970
Butter is wonderful.
I've been to a few. Don't think I've ever had fresh butter, though.
209e74 No.82973
>>82972
Our neighbors kept chickens for a long while.
They were pretty fun.
Where did the chicken touch you?
df0bd3 No.82974
>>82973
No, chickens when together are quite aggressive when you have food.
So, when you're a little kid and you feed the chickens. The chickens will all crowd around you and try to get the food.
It's funny for the farmer though.
209e74 No.82975
>>82974
I never had an issues with them.
Pretty sure it'd be funny for everyone but you.
df0bd3 No.82976
>>82975
Yeah, I had hens when I moved.
Two were very sweet but there was one that was paranoid and would run away every time you give her food.
209e74 No.82977
>>82976
I'd probably run away if you tried to give me food too.
Don't blame her.
df0bd3 No.82980
>>82979
Oh yeah?
I'll give you three goats for your daughter's hand in marriage.
A gay man would never do that.
209e74 No.82981
>>82980
Are the goats in advance, or only after you marry?
209e74 No.82983
>>82982
Darn.
And here I thought I was about to get some free stuff.
I think you're barking up the wrong tree, here.
df0bd3 No.82984
>>82983
Gays didn't have a very long life-span in the ye olde day.
209e74 No.82985
>>82984
Not many people did.
df0bd3 No.82986
>>82985
Methuselah wants a word.
209e74 No.82989
>>82988
Only if you want me to be.
df0bd3 No.82990
>>82989
If you assassinate my room-mate.
I'll consider it.
209e74 No.82991
>>82990
I've got my own roommate to kill.
He'll have to be placed in the backlog.
df0bd3 No.82992
>>82991
What does your roomie do?
209e74 No.82994
>>82992
Goes out with his GF.
Comes back, plays PUBG.
That's about it.
I just want to be alone.
>>82993
But why?
9bda70 No.82995
>>82994
Someone posted it to me, so I decided to share. I honestly think NeoGAF made it before the evilore scandal.
df0bd3 No.82996
>>82994
Living like that is extremely taxing.
Especially if you're not a people person or an ex-NEET.
Is his GF cute?
>>82993
no.
209e74 No.82997
>>82996
Yeah.
His GF is pretty nice. I can't complain. It could be much worse.
209e74 No.82999
>>82998
Fuck off.
Don't be absurd.
df0bd3 No.83004
>>83003
For a second there I thought one of my jokes were too offensive.
209e74 No.83005
>>83004
It's okay.
I've got the cranberry juice handy this time.
df0bd3 No.83006
>>83005
Bless you, you poor soul.
Have Eastwood.
https://youtu.be/J4x7RchYCMc
209e74 No.83007
>>83006
The hero we need.
But not the one we deserve.
df0bd3 No.83008
>>83007
Who would have guessed that an composer from an Italian spaghetti western would have made some of the most infamous music ever.
209e74 No.83009
>>83008
I want him to do the music for RDR2.
df0bd3 No.83010
>>83009
Never going to happen.
Quentin Tarantino has him doing movies until he dies.
209e74 No.83011
>>83010
I don't think Tarantino will do another western.
df0bd3 No.83012
>>83011
He composed music for James Bond you know.
209e74 No.83013
>>83012
Yes, and?
I don't think he'll compose for Tarantino ever again.
209e74 No.83015
>>83014
Just call it a gut feeling.
df0bd3 No.83016
>>83015
I curious if Tarantino will make any more movies.
I was about to walk out of Hateful 8 because it was so dreadfully boring.
209e74 No.83017
>>83016
He will.
Although, he's on his last few, I'd think.
df0bd3 No.83018
>>83017
What will it be about?
Return of Bill?
df0bd3 No.83019
>It's a Charles Manson movie
Ugh.
209e74 No.83020
>>83018
No.
Kill bill 3 will happen, but he won't be directing it.
df0bd3 No.83021
>>83020
But…Kiddo killed the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad and Bill.
Who is there to kill?
Maybe an O-Ren Ishii spin-off?
df0bd3 No.83022
>It's Copperhead's daughter.
No!
209e74 No.83023
>>83021
Yeah.
I was about to say, the daughter comes after her.
df0bd3 No.83024
>>83023
I guess O-Rin Ishii will never get her own back story.
Darn.
209e74 No.83025
>>83024
She already did in the first movie.
df0bd3 No.83026
>>83025
Sure.
What viper would you want on the silver screen?
209e74 No.83027
>>83026
None of them?
I think they should just let it rest.
df0bd3 No.83028
>>83027
Fine.
What remake do you want to see?
209e74 No.83029
>>83028
I'd rather see something completely new.
I can't really think of anything that needs to be remade off the top of my head.
df0bd3 No.83030
>>83029
Plenty of new movies senpai.
Just pick one!
df0bd3 No.83032
>>83031
>not smokey and the bandit
209e74 No.83033
>>83032
Cannonball run deserves it, though.
And plus, I haven't seen that one.
df0bd3 No.83034
>>83033
It was a strange story because Texas banned Coors light and there were runners that would drive to Arkansas and buy Coors and sell it in Texas.
209e74 No.83035
>>83034
That's interesting.
Is it any good, though?
df0bd3 No.83036
>>83035
No, people just wanted Coors because it was illegal.
209e74 No.83037
>>83036
I meant the movie, you dork.
df0bd3 No.83038
>>83037
Yeah, it's a sappy love story.
Plus that cop from James Bond was in there.
So, it was nice to laugh at that.
209e74 No.83039
>>83038
I'll probably give it a pass.
The guy isn't good looking enough for my tastes.
209e74 No.83041
>>83040
Mite b cool.
I guess I'll take this time to take care of things.
df0bd3 No.83042
>friend sends me text message about cop shooting incident.
Shoo.
df0bd3 No.83046
>>83045
Oh well.
I'll just bring some books and headphones.
df0bd3 No.83048
>>83047
Christmas parties.
What else?
e3b4e4 No.83049
>>83048
>going to parties
hah hah
df0bd3 No.83050
>>83049
I've got family.
Though, there are a few individuals I'd rather avoid. But, seems I'm stuck in a room with them for 5 hours.
e3b4e4 No.83051
>>83050
Just don't kill anybody.
df0bd3 No.83052
>>83051
It's more that they dominant the conversation and I just sit there bored out of my mind.
Hence is why I wanted to get some books.
e3b4e4 No.83053
>>83052
Anything particular you're going to read?
df0bd3 No.83054
>>83053
Something horrible and depressing.
I'm thinking the Chinese Civil War or the Battle for Spain.
Do you plan on bringing any books?
9bda70 No.83055
209e74 No.83057
>>83054
No longer human and that other book.
9bda70 No.83058
df0bd3 No.83059
>>83057
>No longer human
At least be subtle about.
Having something that angsty and existential just on the cover might not bode well at the party.
209e74 No.83061
>>83059
I don't go to parties, remember?
I'll just read it on my own time.
df0bd3 No.83062
>>83061
You family family events no?
209e74 No.83063
>>83062
Not particularly.
It's going to be a real quiet break.
9bda70 No.83064
df0bd3 No.83065
>>83063
I'm jealous!
Last party I had. My cousin's husband prayed for 20minutes right before food time!
9bda70 No.83067
209e74 No.83068
>>83065
Sounds kind of funny.
df0bd3 No.83070
>>83068
People in Kentucky musn't be the ones that are very hungry.
His father prayed for 40 minutes at their wedding and a bridesmaid collapsed and he still kept praying.
209e74 No.83071
>>83070
Bunch of weirdos.
Big waste of time if you ask me.
9bda70 No.83072
df0bd3 No.83073
>>83071
Pastors run in flocks.
It's the son following in his father's foots-steps. Unfortunately, I have to endure the endurance challenge of praying.
Oh well, at least I don't live with him.
209e74 No.83075
>>83073
How awful.
I can't imagine living with somebody like that.
df0bd3 No.83076
>>83075
Could be worse.
You could live with an Imam.
df0bd3 No.83078
>>83077
>tfw, can't even make ISIS jokes
Their videos are so great though.
https://youtu.be/gGt2IUOynkM
209e74 No.83079
>>83078
I'm going to go google how to make bombs and go shopping for guns.
I want a visit from FBI-kun.
df0bd3 No.83081
>>83079
I already know how to make explosive.
I'm also on the FBI's watchlist.
209e74 No.83082
>>83080
Did you read the doujin with the Trash Princess?
209e74 No.83083
>>83081
I'm not surprised.
df0bd3 No.83084
>>83082
Nope, Arabic doesn't work too.
209e74 No.83085
>>83084
It doesn't work on 8ch?
9bda70 No.83086
>>83074
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE yourself to sleep.
df0bd3 No.83087
>>83085
No, the type-setting doesn't work.
I can change it.
Which I might do for next thread.
209e74 No.83089
>>83087
Go ahead. It's your thread, do what you want with it.
9bda70 No.83090
>>83088
Wtf
>>83089
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
209e74 No.83092
>>83090
Sleep already.
>>83091
Mmhm.
9bda70 No.83093
>>83092
Pls Ran-shama no. Also, hug.
0c61e6 No.83096
Can the next thread be /glasses general/? I need more cute anime girls in glasses.
df0bd3 No.83098
>>83096
Gotta mull through my images.
But sure.
9bda70 No.83100
>>83095
If I sleep now, I'll wake up at midnight and not be able to fall back to sleep. Especially with dad yelling all the time.
Mom woke me up in the middle of the night and I couldn't go back to bed. Fuck. I miss my Indianapolis hotel room.
209e74 No.83104
>>83100
Pop an energy drink, then.
Hopefully you can make it.
9bda70 No.83106
>>83104
I hate that disgusting crap. I just had an Arnold Palmer instead.
9bda70 No.83108
>>83107
True. It's just caffeine and sugar.
209e74 No.83110
>>83109
It's just a cheat you download.
df0bd3 No.83111
>>83110
I like the saying about people with VAC bans.
209e74 No.83112
>>83111
Whores, the lot of them?
df0bd3 No.83113
>>83112
It's basically the sex offender list of Steam.
Also.
https://imgsu.net/image/2efb
df0bd3 No.83114
>Hucows.com
I have discovered something new!
209e74 No.83115
>>83113
I'm a registered sex offender, you know.
df0bd3 No.83116
>>83115
WORLD IS CRUMBLING!
209e74 No.83117
>>83116
She said she was old enough!
df0bd3 No.83118
>>83117
Age is just a number.
209e74 No.83119
>>83118
You saying that while posting illya is worring.
2851b6 No.83121
>>83098
Then done with generals?
209e74 No.83122
>>83121
Ese!
You can pre-download the MHW beta right now.
05a59e No.83123
>>83108
But caffeine is the drug that's going to keep you awake. You think all that other shit in energy drinks does it? It's the 160mg of caffeine that does it.
2851b6 No.83124
>>83122
I know, I will do as soon as I return!
Do you know what time it starts? I may have a surprise shift tomorrow now, but only in the morning.
209e74 No.83125
>>83124
Noon tomorrow, EST time.
11am for me.
05a59e No.83126
>ese gets to play earlier
No fair!
2851b6 No.83127
>>83125
That's a lot earlier than I thought! I saw 5PM and assumed it was just EST or something. Anyways, it should only be a problem if someone doesn't show up.
>>83126
How is that?
209e74 No.83128
>>83127
9AM pacific time.
Not sure where you got the 5pm from.
Hopefully the servers hold up!
2851b6 No.83130
>>83128
I had to make sure I wasn't making things up. It was right on the announcement page, but in a really weird time zone.
>Beta available from Saturday, December 9 at 5 p.m. (UTC) to Tuesday, December 12 at 4:59 p.m. (UTC)!
Anyways, you should maybe add my psn again, or I can.
9bda70 No.83131
>tfw u never got into Monster Hunter.
What am I missing? I'm half asleep. I'm a zombie.
209e74 No.83132
>>83130
Either is fine.
Do you need my account name, again?
Sorry about that.
>>83131
Grinding for hours for that one rare drop you'll never get.
9bda70 No.83133
>>83132
That's all I know about the game. Grinding and wackiness.
209e74 No.83134
>>83133
For me and my friends it usually turns into an arm wrestling tournament pretty fast.
9bda70 No.83135
209e74 No.83136
>Switch A button and PS4 X button are swapped
>To make it worse, Japanese games use O for accept
My hands are too confused by this.
9bda70 No.83138
2851b6 No.83139
>>83132
Nah, I don't use it a ton, so I've still got you pretty high in my notification.
I'm not worried, I'll just assume you were in a mood at the time, and we've had a talk since then anyways. I've done the same.
209e74 No.83140
>>83139
Ah, okay.
I just checked, and sent you one.
2851b6 No.83141
>>83140
Perfect, thank you.
👍🏻😎👌🏻
df0bd3 No.83148
>>83147
I could.
I could be the next Ivan the Terrible!
But I'd be lonely.
209e74 No.83149
>>83148
Why not be Nero and burn some Christians?
df0bd3 No.83150
>>83149
Nero fucked his mom.
Plus, Historians were against the Emperors and the stories and numbers were greatly fabricated.
9bda70 No.83152
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Heading to bed early, or going to try too. Hopefully we can all talk later. Nite all~
df0bd3 No.83153
>>83151
I think Caligula might be more to you liking.
209e74 No.83154
>>83153
Give me quick summary.
Too lazy to read the wikipedia article!
df0bd3 No.83155
>>83154
>got into power
>Fugged a senator's wife
>Flooded the Colosseum with water and played IRL battleships.
>Let a horse eat at the dinner table
>had a swimming pool with naked boys that would nibble on you (Called his minnows.) as you swam
>fugged several senator's wives
>Stabbed by senators
05a59e No.83156
>>83127
Joke on timezones.
>>83150
Isn't that only speculation without much evidence to prove?
209e74 No.83157
>>83155
You're right.
I quite like this man.
That swimming pool is far too lewd.
df0bd3 No.83158
>>83156
>>83156
The mass killings of Christians and the playing of the harp while Rome was burning is largely regarded as exaggerated.
It's like Marie Antoinette and saying Let them eat cake.
df0bd3 No.83159
>>83157
He also claimed to be god and claimed to have dinner with the gods.
209e74 No.83160
>>83159
Well.
All that power probably gets to your head.
df0bd3 No.83161
>>83160
It's possible that he had syphilis.
209e74 No.83162
>>83161
With how much he was sleeping around.
It's no surprise.
df0bd3 No.83163
>>83162
I know!
Let's do a one man play of Caligula and go on tour!
209e74 No.83164
>>83163
Sure.
I assume you'll be playing the big man?
209e74 No.83166
>>83165
Yes, and I'll handle the production and other parts.
df0bd3 No.83167
>>83166
I wonder how I'm going to play the orgy scene though.
209e74 No.83168
>>83167
I don't think this will work as a one-man play.
209e74 No.83170
>>83169
Don't make trouble for your producer.
The target audience will have to completely change!
df0bd3 No.83171
>>83170
I'll be the heros of the gays and lead them to promise land.
Hail Gayvpia.
209e74 No.83172
>>83171
The fag prophet was a fraud.
2851b6 No.83173
>>83156
O, I missed the joke.
df0bd3 No.83174
>>83172
Wouldn't that ruin their image.
209e74 No.83175
>>83174
Yes, which is why you aren't suitable for the job.
df0bd3 No.83176
>>83175
Let's pick the gayest person I know and have him build an Island and all the gays can live there!
Peace and harmony!
209e74 No.83177
>>83176
It would be an interesting experiment.
I'd be curious to see how it turns out.
df0bd3 No.83178
>>83177
There would be a time limit of 30 years and your rear-end would be really soar!
209e74 No.83179
>>83178
#1 lube importer in the world.
They would have quite the sex industry.
df0bd3 No.83180
>>83179
Imagine!
Being a straight person in that mess!
05a59e No.83181
>ask on chegg to solve calc problem without special rule
>get an answer
>used special rule
Why do I waste my money?
>>83173
I miss my own jokes so it's okay.
df0bd3 No.83182
>>83181
Trust me.
You'll need it in the future.
209e74 No.83183
>>83180
I could see that going a few ways.
They could be outcast.
Or they would be integrated into the society, and just left out of the fun.
Either that, or rape and assimilation
>>83181
I've been tempted to pay for chegg a few times, but yahoo answers has usually pulled through.
df0bd3 No.83184
>>83183
No one's ass would be safe.
209e74 No.83185
>>83184
That's the fun part.
05a59e No.83186
>>83182
What do I need? Chegg?
>>83183
Yahoo stopped pulling answers for me, or it just wasn't helpful.
Chegg can sometimes be fruitless as well.
209e74 No.83187
>>83186
It's pointless. There is no saving us. Only an eternal struggle.
df0bd3 No.83188
>>83185
It's all fun and games until they stick a cattle prod up your ass.
>>83186
Yes.
209e74 No.83189
>>83188
I would be with the nice group of people.
Right?
209e74 No.83190
Oh, I forgot.
Do you still want me to play DOOM?
df0bd3 No.83191
>>83189
It would be a slight suggestion first.
Then it turns into week long slammers were you're butt is pounded raw.
Then, BDSM starts to look appealing.
Then, they wrap you up and stick various things up your butt.
Remember, the dick is but a gate way!
2851b6 No.83192
>>83181
As long as you never miss mine.
ever.
05a59e No.83193
>>83187
We can end such struggles.
>>83188
I might, but it's a lot of money.
>>83192
Your jokes
_____
my head
2851b6 No.83194
>>83193
Bad.
Did you watch a bunch of Twitch yet, like you said you were really looking forward to doing?
209e74 No.83195
>>83191
I guess that's why they call it a slippery slope.
df0bd3 No.83196
>>83195
Let me make some food.
209e74 No.83198
>>83193
Tell me your secrets.
209e74 No.83200
>>83199
Why are your filenames always so strange?
df0bd3 No.83201
>>83200
I'm a creature from another dimension.
df0bd3 No.83203
>>83202
Yes.
I have my hand on the button ready to go~
05a59e No.83204
>>83194
So bad I'm decent.
Nope, been doing more important stuff. Like playing video games and sorta studying.
>>83198
Cyanide.
df0bd3 No.83206
I can feel myself getting wet at the thought of demon slaying.
2851b6 No.83207
>>83204
Decently bad. You're about a B-.
We'll never know if it's me or you, then!
209e74 No.83208
df0bd3 No.83210
The new hire at polygon is doing a great job.
05a59e No.83211
>>83207
A B is a B.
I don't even know who to watch!
e3b4e4 No.83212
209e74 No.83214
2851b6 No.83216
>>83211
I don't know any twitch people to recommend. Whoever shows the most cleavage in the thumbnail.
df0bd3 No.83217
>The corporation resurrected the marine to combat demons
Badass.
05a59e No.83219
>>83216
Sounds gay.
Actually I'll just test out Ran's. :^)
Never mind it was laggy for me.
2851b6 No.83220
>>83218
The concept sounds kinda gross and really unsafe, honestly.
I would still try it, stew is my favourite.
df0bd3 No.83221
>>83220
It's safer to eat now.
Back in the day it probably would have gave you really bad coliform.
2851b6 No.83222
>>83219
Nothing gay about tiddies.
Well now we know. Nothing we can do for now, then.
>>83221
I don't know, people "back in the day" had stomachs of cast iron.
We barely have immune systems today.
2851b6 No.83223
>>83219
I can't guess why it's just the one website you have issues with, though.
df0bd3 No.83224
>>83222
They were also likely to have severe heartburn.
http://www.labelle.org/top_diseases.html
05a59e No.83225
>>83221
Heat won't kill such bacteria?
>>83222
If I'm a girl on the inside it's gay.
I didn't get the buffs, just laggy. So we still don't!
I'm sure our immune systems are fine, and those people died more often I'm sure.
>>83223
Constant hi-def streaming is demanding? I don't usually watch streams.
df0bd3 No.83226
Praetor!
Play Thy Flesh Consumed mode!
05a59e No.83228
>>83227
Poor everclear in, that will take care of the rest.
df0bd3 No.83229
>>83228
>Tfw alcohol was given to kids back then because it was safe to consume.
2851b6 No.83230
>>83225
You should have told me earlier, so I could properly bully you out of our male only space.
Yeah they died more, but not for the same reasons. If you went back and ate their food, you would have a really really bad time. In fact, try just going to India and eating nothing but street food for a month and then report back to me.
05a59e No.83231
>>83229
Maybe the kids were much more mellower back then too.
>>83230
Why would I do that? Now it's too late for you to do so! Part of my plan.
I think the amount spices would get to me first.
df0bd3 No.83232
>>83231
Yeah, they were forced to work by age five.
Let's go plow the fields in the morn Motely.
05a59e No.83233
>>83232
But that's when I'm going to bed, so no can do!
df0bd3 No.83235
Next we should get Ran-sama to play Dead Space.
2851b6 No.83236
>>83231
> thinking it's ever too late to bullycide someone
I dunno, I think the food sanitation question will be our first major faultline.
05a59e No.83237
>>83234
No homosexual intercourse will be involved.
>>83236
Well you can't bully me!
They add those spices to counter that of course. :^)
I see what you mean though. I'm sure I would acquire some illness, from eating SHIT, but I would assume I would adapt as well as rough as it might be. A little curious on the death toll from food borne illnesses are there but I'm also lazy and half ass studying.
Let us send someone else as the guinea pig.
df0bd3 No.83238
>>83237
What if you're wearing a skirt and EseM sexs you?
05a59e No.83239
>>83238
Then homosexual intercourse would be involved.
05a59e No.83241
>>83240
It's odd that girl wants to be fucked while wearing girl clothes. Seems redundant.
2851b6 No.83243
>>83237
You're right as long as you mean "can't" as in couldn't bring myself to.
We could always chip in and hire a homeless. That would be the humanitarian thing.
>>83238
Why are you so insistent on MotleyXEse?
209e74 No.83245
05a59e No.83247
>>83242
Weird girls, guess we all have to go for guys now.
>>83243
See, knew it. :^)
He'll probably have a much better time at combating Indian street foods than us considering what his usual options probably are.
He's a shipper, that's all.
209e74 No.83248
>>83246
Doom+OBS didn't seem to like my dual monitors.
So it's hard to play and read at the same time.
df0bd3 No.83249
>>83247
men don't have boobs.
05a59e No.83251
>>83249
I'm not a baby starving for milk!
df0bd3 No.83252
>>83251
You get Soylent then.
Seriously, what is that stuff?
df0bd3 No.83253
>It's a food replacement made of protein bindings and fiber
NOT INTERESTED ANYMORE.
05a59e No.83254
>>83252
Looked it up and found something that looks like some kind of protein or breakfast shake. Nothing new.
2851b6 No.83255
>>83244
I can't watch videos, but I'm concerned about how they're relevant.
>>83248
Are you still playing? I was sure you would lose interest in it about as fast as i did.
>>83247
Right again, then. Don't get used to it.
I guess I didn't think this through!
df0bd3 No.83256
>>83254
It's a protein shake that promises to cut out food completely.
I.E. Not good.
>>83255
Watch them!
2851b6 No.83257
>>83256
In about a half hour.
df0bd3 No.83258
>>83257
Make it 20mins and you have a deal.
209e74 No.83259
>>83255
Yeah, I'm gonna finish out this level.
The (lack of) movement isn't quite my cup of tea
05a59e No.83260
>>83255
Can I please get use to it?
Don't worry, that's why I'm here to help you through!
>>83256
I don't think the mass amount of people would want that, and I'm sure it's not exactly the best. You really can't beat pure simple foods. Yet.
df0bd3 No.83261
>>83260
It would be like eating an MRE day after day.
Imagine all the stool softener you would need.
df0bd3 No.83263
>>83262
You are now a Polygon reviewer.
You must convince the reader to either buy (or not buy) the game.
List pros and cons along with a score from 0-10.
05a59e No.83264
>>83261
MREs are purposely made to make you not have to defecate as much.
df0bd3 No.83265
>>83264
It hardens your stool.
Surely you're not a LEO.
209e74 No.83266
>>83263
Pros:
Guns feel good
Sound design is top notch
Visually looks good
Cons:
Same enemies get boring.
That one part where I was locked in a room and some dude just talked at me for 3-4 minutes was awful.
The cutscene kills just slow the game down for no good reason. Should reward instagibs and headshots instead of only slightly damaging them.
No bosses so far.
Soundtrack sucks.
etc etc
no strong black women in the game, 0/10.
Pls buy gone home
209e74 No.83267
Now I'm gonna go grab some snacks, and settle in for PSX stream.
df0bd3 No.83268
>>83266
I played Gone Home.
It was bad.
2851b6 No.83270
>>83260
You can, but you'll be setting yourself up for despair.
If you're going to say something like that to me, you had better be committed.
https://youtu.be/wY-xOGetSHc
>>83259
My issues were more presentation wise. I hate little cracks that they put in games just to remind you that you're playing a game. Like, "demonic presence at unsafe levels". I think they did that three times in the first ten minutes.
df0bd3 No.83271
>>83269
DESTROY THE CHILD; CORRUPT THEM ALL.
05a59e No.83272
Oh yeah that psx stream is soon.
>>83265
A "LEO"?
>>83268
>played
>>83270
I'm already in despair so it won't matter.
What are you, my wife?
Heh, funny. Haven't seen that one though. Obviously.
209e74 No.83273
>>83270
The gameplay is good, just not good enough for how bland the levels I played were. They were all extremely similar, and I can't even remember which ones were which already.
6/10 Slightly better than average
>>83271
Some meme from later in the game?
df0bd3 No.83274
df0bd3 No.83276
>>83275
You seem like someone that's visited /k/.
05a59e No.83278
>>83276
No but know a few people who do.
9cafba No.83282
>>83272
Ooh? Do you presume to think you've yet reached the depths of your despair?
No, not that I'm aware of. I'm just your lifelong tomodachi.
We could rectify that when you're done exams if you're willing. Files are at the ready, and it's my favourite so far.
>>83273
Well I only played the demo, which is the beginning segment and then the outside part afterwards, and I get the feeling that's about the majority of the environments.
Call me a mean name if you will, but I like a little bit of colour in my games.
Also glory kills are lame and make the game less fun.
Sounds fair. Steam has it at a 92% though, so you risk being labeled a contrarion.
209e74 No.83283
>>83282
From what I played, that's about it. Maybe it changes later on, but I won't ever see it.
Glory kills are gay. Just make them drop items when you shoot them.
I'm just an edgy contrarian who likes conflict. Shoot me.
9cafba No.83284
>>83283
You don't even think you'll get bored enough to give it another whirl one day?
I gathered that from your misguided opinions on Morrowind.
209e74 No.83285
>>83284
Maybe.
I think it's a short bursts kind of game.
I never really liked any of the elder scrolls games.
05a59e No.83286
>>83280
Well maybe more like one I actually talk to often.
>>83282
I haven't committed suicide so I suppose not.
Isn't that just wife in Japanese? :^) I know it's not, had to look it up to find out it meant friend. Was thinking tomogotchis though.
Very possible we could, depends how well I can plan stuff out.