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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>dizor makes some nice art
>reminiscence about the past
>mommi shitposting
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>OH GOD MY GAME FROZE BUT I CAN STILL SEE CHAT HOW 2 FIX??
Downgrade your BYOND version to http://www.byond.com/download/build/510/510.1347_byond.exe
>/vg/station forum and logs + Discord circlejerk
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
https://discord.gg/c32NDYj
>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
https://discord.gg/nfmjc56
>Cryo Autism
http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa
>Round Stats
http://stats.ss13.moe/
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81424>>81425
>>81422
Oh, that;s the Polybius guy.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81425>>81426
>>81424
Yes, he did do that one video.
His DOOM and Quake retrospectives are amazing as well.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81426>>81427
>>81425
Did John Romero make you his bitch?
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81428>>81429
>>81427
>He hasn't played Dikatana
Say what now?
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81429>>81430
>>81428
I would argue that playing Daikatana would make you his bitch, considering you've just paid for a horrid game.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81430>>81431
>>81429
Mere mortals can't afford Daikatana.
It's such a forced meme at this point that collectors want about hundred bucks.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81432>>81433
>>81431
Blame youtube e-celebs for making it a desired product.
AVGN and Johntron have a lot of influence.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81433>>81434
>>81432
You're just an idiot if you desire shit just because somebody else hates it.
It makes absolutely no sense to me.
▶ 7cc14b (6) No.81435>>81436
>>81434
Too stupid, it seems.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81436>>81437
>>81435
Yes, though, I'm having a hankering for juice now…
▶ 7cc14b (6) No.81437>>81438
>>81436
What sort of juice?
▶ 7cc14b (6) No.81439>>81440
>>81438
Pulp or no pulp?
Apple juice is also great.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81440>>81441
>>81439
Never noticed to actually care.
You?
▶ 7cc14b (6) No.81441>>81442
>>81440
I prefer no pulp, but I'll drink whichever is in front of me.
Used to be picky enough that I would only drink it without.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81443>>81444
>>81442
Milks fine.
I'm not really too picky about drinks, honestly.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81445>>81446
>>81444
Oh, man.
That reminds me of the one time I made dr. pepper ice cubes when I was a kid.
Don't do that.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81446>>81447
>>81445
Well, what happened.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81447
>>81446
It just tasted awful.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81449>>81450
>>81448
For whom the bell tolls?
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81450>>81451
>>81449
For us the bell tolls.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81451>>81452
>>81450
>Ernest Hemingway
Why did the chicken cross the road?
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81452>>81453
>>81451
He was hoping a car would come by.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81453>>81454
>>81452
Nope.
He crossed the road to die in the rain.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81455>>81456
>>81454
We should ban Ernest Hemingway and only teach Virginia Woolfe and Alan Parsons.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81456>>81457
>>81455
Never heard of either of them.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81457>>81458
>>81456
>Never heard of either of them
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81458>>81459
>>81457
Reading is for punks lmao
smoking weed is where it's at
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81459>>81460
>>81458
Weed is over-rated.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81460>>81461
>>81459
You just haven't had the good stuff™
It's not like I would know.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81461>>81462
>>81460
I can't get stoned. Unless, it's really potent.
Which, I didn't care for it the first time and I definitely don't care the next time.
Honestly, you're better off with alcohol.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81462>>81463
>>81461
Well.
I'm still waiting for alcohol.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81463>>81464
>>81462
You what's better than alcohol?
Prostate massages.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81465>>81466
>>81464
You wouldn't get a boner.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81466>>81467
>>81465
Is alcohol actually a boner-killer?
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81467>>81468
>>81466
Depends on the person.
Alcohol's effect on people is wildly differently.
I could down 14-16 drinks before not being able to stand. Some people could drink 1.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81468>>81469
>>81467
Well, I was aware of that.
I'm pretty curious to see how it effects me.
▶ 7cc14b (6) No.81472>>81473
>>81471
I know.
I'll take it over being a whale, though.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81473>>81474
>>81472
I don't know.
Whales are pretty cute.
https://imgsu.net/image/qzkX
▶ 7cc14b (6) No.81474>>81475
>>81473
If you're blind, how are you posting?
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81475>>81476
>>81474
>Not wanting to live in a trailer house in the trailer park with your 300lb wife and your 15 kids
Do you even live?
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81476>>81477
>>81475
I do.
Just not quite to the extent that you do.
I could see you having 15 kids, though.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81477>>81478
>>81476
I like kids. But 15 is "holy hell use a condom" tier.
Considering I almost had a kid. I would prefer to live have a stable well paying job before having a kid.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81478>>81479
>>81477
Scary stuff~
At least you aren't going around like you're trying to repopulate the earth.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81479>>81480
>>81478
Well, you wouldn't want the mother to be a tumblrista either.
Anyways.
I mean, I could. But who would want a bunch of little mes around?
Not me.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81480>>81481
>>81479
You're absolutely right.
One of you is more than enough for this world.
I couldn't imagine having a kid, to be honest.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81481>>81482
>>81480
What?
You wouldn't want a son so you could take embarrassing photos of him in a dress?
That's actually really common strangely. I think fujos are older than time.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81482>>81483
>>81481
I think I would be fine with a son or daughter.
I like to think I'd be a pretty cool dad, but I'm sure most people do.
Fujos aren't people. They're weird.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81483>>81484
>>81482
Daughters are great and cute.
Until they reach puberty. Then you want to lock them in a room.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81484>>81485
>>81483
Yeah.
Either would have their ups and downs, so I figure it would all even out.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81485>>81487
>>81484
Just have a Chinese daughter.
Nothing would go wrong.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81487>>81488
>>81485
Lots of things could go wrong.
Also, sorry if I'm a tad distracted for a little bit.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81489>>81490
>>81488
What if my child ends up a potato, or something?
It can just happen. It's honestly one of the most terrifying aspects of the whole thing for me.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81490>>81491
>>81489
She would be adopted.
Unless you have Yellow Fever and you never told me.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81491>>81492
>>81490
Ah, well.
Adoption brings up it's own set of problems.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81492>>81493
>>81491
Adopting from China?
Hm, I heard they give those things away.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81493>>81494
>>81492
I don't want a chinese kid.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81498>>81499
>>81497
Join the club. We give free massages and cake to anyone that joins.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81499>>81500
>>81498
I can only imagine what sort of massages you're talking about.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81501>>81502
>>81500
Hah.
I'll show you who's boss of this gym.
▶ 5549df (17) No.81506>>81507
Some odd conversations here.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81509>>81510
>>81508
Top right is the best.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81510>>81511
>>81509
Girls were meant to have their heads pat.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81511>>81513
>>81510
It can be enjoyable for boys too, but yes.
Girls were built for it.
▶ 5549df (17) No.81512>>81514
>>81507
Guess I wouldn't have it any other way.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81514>>81515
>>81512
Me neither.
>>81513
From the title, I was half expecting one to pop out of the kitchen oven.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81515
>>81514
That would have never have flown.
That joke would have though.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81516
>When you're stuck in a video game
AH!
▶ 5549df (17) No.81519>>81520
Close to finals and Calc still baffles me. Or maybe it's the algebra.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81520>>81521
>>81519
You need to get a W motes.
▶ 5549df (17) No.81521>>81522
>>81520
A little too late to get a W.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81522>>81523
>>81521
Find a ledge and bonk your head.
Really hard.
Then ask for a W.
▶ 5549df (17) No.81523>>81524
>>81522
Eh, maybe I can make that C and end up passing the class. Not like I'll be prepared for Calc II but I'd just hate to have that F. Not like I can afford many more Ws.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81524>>81525
>>81523
Go to the book and learn like you never learned before. You will be the Asian man and your parents be so proud. Besides, you'll do fine.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81526>>81527
>>81525
I'm everyone's mom~
▶ 5549df (17) No.81527>>81528
>>81526
Be my mom at night.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81528>>81529
>>81527
You have EseM for that.
▶ 5549df (17) No.81529>>81530
>>81528
As if I know if he'll do that or not.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81530>>81531
>>81529
I have a feeling he will.
▶ 5549df (17) No.81531>>81532
>>81530
Maybe I don't want him to!
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81532>>81533
>>81531
But what if you and him were the only two people left on earth?
▶ 5549df (17) No.81533>>81534
>>81532
Get my fantasies just won't come real.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81534>>81535
>>81533
Saudi allied with Israel and Iran is doing a tour in Gulf of Mexico.
So, your fantasies are very likely to true.
▶ 5549df (17) No.81535>>81536
>>81534
>Get
Guess*
I'm not sure how those all add up.
▶ 5549df (17) No.81537>>81538
>>81536
>click part 2
This is too much for me for tonight! I will just hope for the best for now.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81538>>81539
>>81537
Not a fan of history?
I insipid.
▶ 5549df (17) No.81539>>81540
>>81538
Calling me dull?! Well that's probably correct!
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81540>>81541
>>81539
Time to buy rainbow socks and have life like textures ;~;
▶ 5549df (17) No.81541>>81542
>>81540
Might as well write your suicide note now. And I can't find the image I want, or think I want, rip.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81542>>81543
>>81541
Haven't you heard?
Leggings make you a better programmer!
▶ 5549df (17) No.81543>>81544
>>81542
No, not I haven't.
▶ b61f82 (76) No.81544>>81545
>>81543
>Not being comfy in your lingerie and writing 404 lines of code in an afternoon.
▶ 5549df (17) No.81545>>81546
>>81544
I know, I'm doing it all wrong.
▶ 5549df (17) No.81547>>81548
>>81546
Because my life is all wrong.
Anyways done with all that now, time to play games. See you later.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81561
>When a constraint doesn't work
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81565>>81566
>>81564
Pretty good.
In the final stretch!
You?
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81566>>81567
>>81565
Having issues with 3D modeling. So, I broke for lunch and watching current military tactics.
Have to study in a few.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81567>>81568
>>81566
Ah, alright.
I hope the studying goes well.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81568>>81569
>>81567
Not leaving yet!
What finals do you have?
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81569>>81570
>>81568
Chem, Calc, CS.
I have an essay that's considered my final that's already nearly done.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81570>>81571
>>81569
>Chem 1 final
You poor soul.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81571>>81572
>>81570
I'll be fine.
I do hate it, though. That's for sure.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81572>>81573
>>81571
Just wait till Chem 2 final.
It's not even related to the material you go over in class!
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81573>>81574
>>81572
Gee, it sure is a good thing I don't have to take chem 2!
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81575>>81576
>>81574
If I'm not mistaken, the Chem for ENGR course I'm in stuffs chem 1+2 into one semester.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81576>>81577
>>81575
That's odd.
Oh well, at least you get it over with.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81577>>81578
>>81576
Yes, I'm quite thankful for that.
The less chem I have to deal with, the better.
Although, I do get tossed right into Physics after that.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81578>>81579
>>81577
Both physics 1&2?
Or just physics 1?
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81579>>81580
>>81578
1, 2, and then Device Physics.
Not too sure about what the last one is.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81580>>81581
>>81579
Sounds like computer engineering.
Not too sure about what software curriculum entails. Strangely, they have to take physics 2 too.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81581>>81582
>>81580
I looked it up, it's Semiconductor stuff.
Either way, I need to go get food.
Have a nice one.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81582
>>81581
Just wait till you reach circuits.
Have fun.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81583
>Soda in the vending machines are cheaper than the campus store sodas
I feel really stupid upon realizing this.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81587>>81588
>>81586
Sorry, roommate and his gf were over.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81589>>81590
>>81588
Poor girl.
Too bad that show put me to sleep.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81590>>81591
>>81589
Was it really that boring or was she uninteresting?
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81591>>81592
>>81590
She was fine.
The show was just really really slow, and nothing really happened.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81592>>81593
>>81591
Imagine watching K-on.
The entire show was a cock tease and you finish the show with a raging boner and no relief.
Ugh, hate when they do a bait'n switch like that.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81593>>81594
>>81592
Kyoani a shit.
That's why.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81595>>81596
>>81594
All of their shows are very lame.
Haven't liked a single one. Easily the most overrated studio.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81596>>81597
>>81595
You don't have the right autism for it.
Besides, who is your favorite autism-fu?
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81597>>81598
>>81596
I assume you're talking about literally any character made by Key?
Those characters are always so grating I haven't liked any of them.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81598>>81599
>>81597
>He didn't like Sachi
But how?
Her little quirks and plans for world domination were great!
Unless, you like someone else!
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81599>>81600
>>81598
Not by key.
But also the only good Grisaia.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81600>>81601
>>81599
4 girls were good. The rest were just lying about their lives.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81601>>81602
>>81600
I didn't read the prequel/sequel whatever other bullshit they came out with, only the original one.
I got the feeling that some of that stuff was necessary for a few of the characters.
From the 3(?) routes I played, I had more than enough of it all.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81602>>81603
>>81601
Just read Chiru Chiru Michiru.
It presents all the girls in a brief manner and it's pretty funny.
Especially the part with Amane playing Twister with Michiru.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81603>>81604
>>81602
I never want to read anything with Michiru in it again.
So, I'll give it a pass.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81604>>81605
>>81603
Terrible human being you are.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81605>>81606
>>81604
Her route is the one that made me quit.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81606>>81609
>>81605
Was a rich girl being depressed too cliched for you?
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81608
Neat?
A little random though….
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81609>>81610
>>81606
I just plain stopped caring.
The game was far too long for how much the characters actually mattered.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81610>>81611
>>81609
Well, autism-chan.
I think you might like this.
https://youtu.be/GvqXCK9tD7o
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81611>>81612
>>81610
I do like that song.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81612>>81613
>>81611
What's on the menu tonight, praetor?
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81614>>81615
>>81613
You must be the Buddhist monk!
No food forever!
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81615>>81616
>>81614
I'm not having anything for dinner, so you're spot on.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81617>>81618
>>81616
Please do not touch bunny tail.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81618>>81619
>>81617
It would happen.
How do you feel now that we live in an era of DIY genetic engineering?
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81619>>81620
>>81618
No different then I did in the non-DIY genetic engineering era.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81621>>81622
>>81620
Oh hey, this is--
zzzzzzzzz
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81622>>81623
>>81621
You're terrible.
I bet you fell asleep in history class.
Synopsis:
Guy uses DIY CRISPR kit to become glow in the dark man as well as fixing his bowels.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81623>>81624
>>81622
I did fall asleep in history class.
But, I fell asleep in just about every class!
That's pretty neat, actually.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81626>>81627
>>81625
Why would you need a reason?
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81627>>81628
>>81626
Good point.
Although, pants would suddenly become quite a bit more complicated.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81628>>81629
>>81627
You already have a recessed tail already.
Not to mention, having a tail would be quite the fad. I think Wal-mart would have pants with tale holes in stock within a month.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81629>>81630
>>81628
Tails are the fidget spinners of genetic engineering.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81630>>81631
>>81629
What would ear be?
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81631>>81632
>>81630
Oh, I don't know.
Plus, having 2 sets of ears would be awfully strange!
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81632>>81633
>>81631
You would have to have Eruruu ears!
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81633>>81634
>>81632
Also an acceptable option.
I kinda like the utaware ears more than the ones the put on top of the head
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81634>>81635
>>81633
Just don't become a slime monster.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81635>>81636
>>81634
That comes much later down the road.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81636>>81637
>>81635
Utawarerumono will be real in your lifetime.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81637>>81638
>>81636
Surely I hope not.
Unless I get to be one of the survivor humans.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81638>>81639
>>81637
You would be a bioweapon!
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81642>>81643
>>81641
I realized something!
We can have cat girls in this century!
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81643>>81644
>>81642
Yes, but can we become the cat girls in this century?
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81644>>81645
>>81643
Yes?
Cybernetic bodies are not outside the realm of possibility.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81645>>81646
>>81644
How reassuring.
I also want robo-arms.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81646>>81647
>>81645
Could you imagine being a loli catgirl with the strength of a Hulk Hogan?
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81647>>81648
>>81646
Yes.
That's literally what I want.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81648>>81649
>>81647
You have strange tastes!
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81649>>81650
>>81648
But also the best tastes.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81650>>81651
>>81649
You have the taste of a 30 year old gay man.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81651>>81652
>>81650
Yes.
The best tastes.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81652>>81653
>>81651
Pssh, you need the taste of a 30yr old parvenu who just acquired their grandparents wealth.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81653>>81654
>>81652
I'm not sure what tastes to apply that to.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81655>>81656
>>81654
Well, you know how taste works.
Everybody else's is trash.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81656>>81657
>>81655
But we can all agree that cute girls are cute right?
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81657>>81658
>>81656
But you see.
Your cute girls are different than my cute girls.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81658>>81659
>>81657
What is that supposed to mean?
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81659>>81660
>>81658
What I think of as cute is different than what others think.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81661>>81662
>>81660
See, I really wouldn't call that cute.
Pretty hot, though.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81662>>81663
>>81661
Oh?
Do you have a maid fetish?
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81663>>81664
>>81662
Not even gonna lie, 100%.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81664>>81665
>>81663
You become a maid!
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81667>>81668
>>81666
The yuri route reveals itself!
Well done. I'm in.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81668>>81669
>>81667
Maids in this world are secret trained assassins that have thief skills, bard skills and assassin skills.
You also have an interesting perk of being a maid!
You put your enemies to sleep when they hit you.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81669>>81670
>>81668
Maids sound OP.
What's the downside?
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81671>>81672
>>81670
Ah, that would make sense.
Still, seems like a fun class to play. I'd probably roll it if there was an RPG with it.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81672>>81673
>>81671
There is a lot of RNG!
But as long as you have you lucky die. What could go wrong.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81673>>81674
>>81672
Just as long as you're not the DM.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81677>>81678
>>81676
Not playing that game tonight, I'm afraid.
Try again sometime else.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81679>>81680
>>81678
I'll run much farther than you want.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81683>>81684
>>81682
I've already read that.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81684>>81685
>>81683
What would you do in that situation?
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81685>>81686
>>81684
I would shut the door and walk away on this page right here.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81686>>81687
>>81685
The door is locked.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81687>>81688
>>81686
????
How can it be locked if I've just opened it?
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81688>>81689
>>81687
Automated locking~
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81689>>81690
>>81688
But the door hasn't closed yet.
An automatic lock won't do anything if the door isn't closed.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81690>>81691
>>81689
Shocking twist!
But the main bully grabs you and pins you down.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81691>>81692
>>81690
I would kindly ask her what the hell she's doing.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81693>>81694
>>81692
I'm the one who decides if it's rape or not.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81694>>81695
>>81693
>foreign object inserted in anus.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81695>>81696
>>81694
That's certainly rude of her.
At least do it right.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81696>>81697
>>81695
You would finally be the girl you always wanted to be!
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81697>>81698
>>81696
You just can't jam it in, though!
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81699>>81700
>>81698
Okay, in that situation.
Maybe.
Too cute.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81700>>81701
>>81699
Girls are cute when they blush!
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81702>>81703
>>81701
Girls can't have peni?
News to me!
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81703>>81704
>>81702
You might be an idiot.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81705>>81707
>>81704
A really big idiot.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81706>>81708
Oh, right.
I bought a Ran fumo yesterday.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81712>>81713
>>81711
In American goofball.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81713>>81714
>>81712
40 bucks, plus whatever shipping there's going to be.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81714>>81715
>>81713
That's really cheap!
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81715>>81716
>>81714
That's why I got it.
They're doing a reprint of all the Yakumos, so it's brand new, too.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81718>>81719
>>81717
Why are they not sold out?
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81719>>81720
>>81718
Because they literally went up yesterday?
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81720>>81721
>>81719
Fake news. They're bootleg.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81721>>81722
>>81720
They're not though.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81722>>81723
>>81721
>2nd print
I'm telling you!
Bootleg!
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81723>>81724
>>81722
And I'm telling you, they're not.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81724>>81725
>>81723
B-But would you ever lie to me?!
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81725>>81726
>>81724
Yes.
AmiAmi doesn't sell bootlegs, ya dork.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81727>>81728
>>81726
I try not to, but I have in the past, so there's no guarantee.
Sorry.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81728>>81729
>>81727
Well, as long as there's a leaf to be turned!
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81729>>81730
>>81728
If it's any reassurance. I haven't in a really long time.
I used to do it all the time, for no particular reason. Felt pretty shitty.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81732>>81733
>>81731
She's happy to she her master!
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81733>>81734
>>81732
Alright, you're making me want this genetic engineering stuff now.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81734>>81735
>>81733
I was thinking of donating sperm for the cause.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81735>>81736
>>81734
Do it!
Give birth to a new era.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81737>>81738
>>81736
Go tear one out of the next female you see.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81739>>81740
>>81738
>tearing an egg out of a nearly 60 year old woman
Barking up the wrong tree there, buddy.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81741>>81742
>>81740
Well well well.
If you're into older women, then sure. Give it a go.
Can't say if it'd be enjoyable.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81742>>81743
>>81741
I'm more concerned over the fact that you're offering your mother up as a sacrificial lamb.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81743>>81744
>>81742
Things are complicated with her. Sometimes I wonder.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81744>>81745
>>81743
At least you would have a sister!
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81745>>81746
>>81744
Maybe! I sometimes think a little sister would be nice to dote on.
But, I'd rather not.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81746>>81747
>>81745
Things would be fine and cute. Maybe annoying and gross at times.
Until she reached puberty.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81747>>81748
>>81746
Ah, but see.
I would be old enough if she was born now, that I wouldn't have to deal with that part.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81748>>81749
>>81747
I just remembered something!
You can put your DNA into a blank egg and that child be yours!
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81749>>81750
>>81748
Doesn't it take DNA from both parties, though?
How does the blank egg make up for that?
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81750>>81751
>>81749
You could really screw with nature and use your sperm!
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81751>>81752
>>81750
Is that any different from knocking up an identical twin?
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81755>>81756
>>81754
Says the one that posted the comic!!
Do you even read what you post here?
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81756>>81757
>>81755
Mortals don't get erections from words!
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81757>>81758
>>81756
Oi.
What does that make me,then!?
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81760>>81761
>>81759
A clitoris is literally a penis.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81761>>81762
>>81760
I have an absolutely monstrous clit then.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81762>>81763
>>81761
Clit pumping is a thing you know
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81763>>81764
>>81762
Well.
I wasn't aware.
And I'm going to go listen to a hypno file to make me forget that you ever said that.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81765>>81766 >>81783
>>81764
Well, now I finally now the context for that picture.
DELETE THIS
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81769>>81770 >>81783
>>81768
Yes.
That's more like it.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81770>>81771 >>81783
>>81769
>ywn have gf that accepts your cross dressing life style
I know what must happen.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81771>>81772 >>81783
>>81770
Become a girl so it's not crossdressing?
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81772>>81773 >>81783
>>81771
Become a cross dresser on Twitter to get gf!
It's fool proof!
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81773>>81774 >>81783
>>81772
Remember to send me the username
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81779>>81781 >>81783
>>81778
Time to read the set again, I'd take it?
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81781>>81782 >>81783
>>81779
The fagbag was the only good one.
It's probably time to come out of the closet now….
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81784>>81785
>>81782
Eh, men are gross.
If I was to go gay. I would take the tranny route and post my feet on /g/ desktop threads.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81785>>81787
>>81784
I'd consider that a bad end.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81787>>81788
>>81785
I don't know….
I always wanted to paint my nails and post my legging on images boards so random strangers could tell be that I'm the hottest gril ever.
▶ f8ce35 (6) No.81789>>81792
>>81786
I don't have pixiv.
▶ 9b412e (150) No.81791>>81794
>>81790
I'm the only one who matters.
So yes.
▶ f8ce35 (6) No.81793
>>81782
Yes, ceremonial tribal dance to worship Momiji, for awoo is pure~! Also, I got the JewTube get.
▶ 34f784 (122) No.81794>>81795
>>81791
You're right.
If I hook up a lactation machine to you and put you in stockades. Would you still matter?
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▶ 5e3cbf (2) No.81799>>81800 >>81801
I've been stolen away.
My apologies.
▶ f8ce35 (6) No.81800
>>81799
Everyone just wants to keep Ran-shama for themselves, hmmph~!