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▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78760>>78762
>>78758
It's a story for another time, I think.
Too much to tell for tonight.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78761>>78763
Browser crashes after freezing
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78763>>78764
>>78761
It's time for a new computer.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78764>>78765
>>78763
Not going to happen anytime soon.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78766>>78767
>>78765
This why having a job and being away from parents makes you happier in life.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78767>>78768
>>78766
I won't disagree with that.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78768>>78769
>>78767
I need a job.
One that isn't retail.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78769>>78770
>>78768
What are you thinking of?
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78772>>78773
>>78771
Since I have very feminine body. I'll wear a dress into the night.
What could go wrong?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78773>>78774
>>78772
Fine, do what you want.
Just don't come crying when you wind up missing an organ in an alleyway.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78774>>78775
>>78773
I'll be a high end.
Do you think I'm some cheap hooker?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78779>>78780
>>78778
Don't take it the wrong way.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78780>>78781
>>78779
I'll discard my material and become a hermit to relieve my past transgressions.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78781>>78782
>>78780
Hey, that's my shtick.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78782>>78783
>>78781
You become a miko.
That is now your shtick.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78783>>78784
>>78782
Sounds cool, I'm in.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78784>>78785
>>78783
You offer your butt to Thor.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78785>>78786
>>78784
Marvel movie thor?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78787>>78788
>>78786
Post a picture, I'm not sure who you're talking about.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78788>>78789
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78789>>78790
>>78788
Sure, he checks all the boxes.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78792>>78793
>>78791
Yes, certainly looks male too me.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78793>>78794
>>78792
Just like you certainly look male, right?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78795>>78796
>>78794
You don't know that.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78796>>78797
>>78795
Perfect time to disprove me!
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78797>>78798
>>78796
Or for you to disprove me.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78798>>78799
>>78797
You'll be disappointed.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78799>>78800
>>78798
I don't really think I would.
I think my expectations are realistic.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78800>>78801
>>78799
I'm a 600lb man that lives in a trailer house off the government dole.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78802>>78803
>>78801
What are you expecting?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78803>>78804
>>78802
Not a lie, that's for sure.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78804>>78805
>>78803
I never lie.
I'm just in partial jest.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78805>>78806
>>78804
You're just lying to yourself about lying.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78806>>78807
>>78805
Is it a lie or is it me being sarcastic?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78807>>78808
>>78806
Depends on whose perspective you look at.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78808>>78809
>>78807
The oni perspective.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78809>>78810
>>78808
The oni is not real, and thus does not have a perspective.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78810>>78811
>>78809
Let's make her real.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78811>>78812
>>78810
My heart isn't in it.
You'll have to do it alone.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78814>>78815
>>78813
I'm debating.
I want a Asian Christmas Cake wearing sexy clothes while verbally insulting me or an imouto that cute that will verbally insult me
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78816>>78817
>>78815
Terrible.
What would your sex bot be?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78817>>78818
>>78816
It would probably look like a mech, and have it's sex functions removed.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78819>>78820
>>78818
A sex bot would be lame.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78820>>78821
>>78819
You get a mandatory one with sex functions attached.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78821>>78822
>>78820
Straight to craigslist it goes.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78822>>78823
>>78821
You're under arrest for illegally selling your sexbot.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78823>>78824
>>78822
When did I move out of america?
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78824>>78825
>>78823
Today, of course.
You need to see the movie A Boy and His Dog.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78825>>78826
>>78824
Never, take me back.
I need to see a lot of things, it seems.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78826>>78827
>>78825
You're strapped to a gurney and raped by the robot.
The end.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78827>>78828
>>78826
Truly a dystopian future we live in.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78828>>78829
>>78827
It can't be too bad.
It's the alternate future to Terminator.
Instead of killing all humans. The robots use human sperm to make a super society.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78829>>78830
>>78828
You've been watching too many movies again.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78830>>78831
>>78829
Join me then.
I'm sure I can show you such wonderful sites.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78831>>78832
>>78830
If you can manage to show me something interesting before I doze off, then sure.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78832>>78833
>>78831
You wouldn't sleep for a week if I did.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78837>>78838
>>78836
Handholding is nice.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78838>>78839
>>78837
Maybe if you're gay.
Meanwhile, everyone is going boogie nights on each other.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78842>>78843
>>78841
Gainex is dead.
Only hope is Trigger.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78843>>78844
>>78842
>Only hope is Trigger
They don't have the rights to it.
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78844>>78845
>>78843
Exactly.
Trigger will make a clone.
Just like they did with Gurren Laggan!
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78845>>78846
>>78844
When did their Lagann clone come out?
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78848>>78849
>>78847
>>78847
Am I?
KLK was a mixture of RGU and Gurren Laggan.
Both were Gainex.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78853>>78854
>>78852
That one might get knocked off the list, then.
▶ ec06ae (5) No.78855>>78857
>>78850
She's cold coming out of the shower and needs a blanket
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78856>>78857
>>78854
Are you trying to get me to sleep?
▶ 5bc938 (50) No.78857>>78858 >>78859
>>78855
Better?
>>78856
Yes.
Good night!
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78858
▶ 27776c (1) No.78860>>78863 >>78864
Hi imouto daily reminder that even when I'm not here I still remember you guys exist.
▶ 64beb9 (1) No.78861>>78862
>got my backer kit in
ahhhhhh yeah.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78862>>78865
>>78861
Backer kit for what?
▶ 01f830 (32) No.78863
>>78860
Not that hard to remember that they exist, the board shows up on the board list and all….
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78865
>>78862
My weakness of course!
▶ ec06ae (5) No.78867>>78868
>>78866
ero.coolmathgames.com/nsfw_clickwrap
▶ ec06ae (5) No.78869>>78870
>>78868
That's right, the future is now old man
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78872>>78873
>>78871
Excellent!
I have some things I need scanned.
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78874>>78875
>>78873
I have an artbook from the show Tenshi in Tokyo.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78875>>78876
>>78874
I would scan my Utaware artbook, but I really don't want to debind it.
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78876>>78877
>>78875
You could scan your hand.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78877>>78878
>>78876
I paid a good chunk of money for this scanner, I'm not going to get my nasty hand print all over the glass.
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78878>>78879
>>78877
Gloves are a great thing.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78879>>78880
>>78878
I've got some on order already.
What's the point of scanning a gloved hand, though?
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78880>>78881
>>78879
Have no clue.
Anyways, Sekai gave me a key for Ne No Kami part 2. Yay~
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78884>>78885
>>78883
Someone got a bit too invested in OSU.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78885>>78886
>>78884
???
It's an arcade stick you dork.
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78886>>78887
>>78885
Clearly you've never played smash with bangos.
Besides, the hand cramp from that would be insane.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78887>>78888
>>78886
I've played FPS games with a drawing tablet before.
Also fighting games with a DDR pad.
I know.
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78888>>78889
>>78887
Your mission is to create the worst arcade stick ever.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78889>>78890
>>78888
If you ever see somebody with one of these.
Do not make eye contact.
Just get out as fast as you can.
They're highly dangerous.
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78890>>78891
>>78889
Is it made by Fisher Price?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78891>>78892
>>78890
It's made by satan
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78892>>78893
>>78891
What's wrong with it?
Do the buttons even work?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78893>>78894
>>78892
Nobody really knows.
But really, it's just some cheap stick for ps2.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78895>>78896
>>78894
RIP.
PS2 era madcatz was pretty terrible.
Post SFIV though, their sticks are some of the best around.
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78896>>78897
>>78895
Good things rarely last long..
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78897>>78898
>>78896
That's the sad truth.
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78898>>78899
>>78897
Let's make Nintendo great again.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78899>>78900
>>78898
No need, Kimishima's already doing it.
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78900>>78901
>>78899
He is?
Hmmm, I thought the Switch was struggling!
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78901>>78902
>>78900
And why's that?
They've estimated 15 million units sold by march, and they're expecting a 1 Billion + profit this year.
They're far from hurting, especially after the WiiU.
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78902>>78903
>>78901
You're a bit too quick with this.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78903>>78904
>>78902
I've been following the console closely since January, being an early adopter and all.
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78904>>78905
>>78903
Good news is, you have Xenoblade and SMT.
Not sure what else. But those two are good time wasters!
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78905>>78906
>>78904
Yes.
I'm also always happy to see Kirby.
There's also word of Capcom, Squeenix, and Bamco scrambling to make games for the system.
So, it'll be fun to see what's in store.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78907>>78908
>>78906
I'm not sure?
I don't think anything is announced.
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78908>>78909
>>78907
Hmmm, I suppose time to make one~
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78909>>78910
>>78908
Renpy is really easy.
Go for it.
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78910>>78911
>>78909
I'll need a model.
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78912>>78913
>>78911
More alive of course.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78913>>78914
>>78912
You, being the social butterfly that you are, surely have someone to pose for you?
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78914>>78915
>>78913
Yes….But why do that?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78915>>78916
>>78914
And the alternative is?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78917>>78918
>>78916
Think of the logistics.
And plus, using me as a model for a yuri game isn't a great idea.
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78918>>78919
>>78917
I'm a magician.
I can make it work.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78919>>78920
>>78918
Work your magic, then.
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78920>>78921
>>78919
You'll have to travel first.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78921>>78922
>>78920
Well, tell me when, o magician.
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78922>>78923
>>78921
The brown statue lies, the green statue tells the truth. But what does the turquoise statue tell?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78923>>78924
>>78922
The turquoise statue tells speaks of desire.
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78924>>78925
>>78923
Close enough.
Travel south.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78925>>78926
>>78924
The player asks when, not where.
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78926>>78927
>>78925
The paths are blocked by statues. You can't climb them either.
So, the where is now the when.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78927>>78928
>>78926
Our hero lays down for a nice little nap.
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78928>>78929
>>78927
DM takes a small break and looks at sexy ladies.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78931>>78932
>>78930
Was it not to your liking?
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78932>>78933
>>78931
It was fine.
I just missed posting Elsie.
Besides, don't you think shes cute?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78933>>78934
>>78932
I do find her cute.
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78934>>78935
>>78933
It was a great anime too.
I think you'll like it.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78935>>78936
>>78934
I'll get around to it one of these days.
Read: probably never, sadly.
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78936>>78937
>>78935
do before you die!
There!
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78937>>78938
>>78936
I can probably make that promise.
I don't see why not.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78939>>78940
>>78938
There's always more time, right?
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78940
>>78939
hmmmm, maybe. depends on what youre doing.
▶ 5c53a2 (1) No.78941>>78942
The irony of me saying that, then running out of time hurts a bit.
Thanks for chatting, Fox, and sorry to leave you so soon.
▶ 135c11 (1) No.78943>>78944
>>78942
I'll make it up somehow.
▶ 01f830 (32) No.78947>>78948
>>78946
We need Hitler back.
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78948>>78949
>>78947
Hitler wasn't real.
▶ 01f830 (32) No.78951>>78952
>>78950
Fox is a good goy today.
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78952>>78953
>>78951
But have you ever seen Hitler?
No one has!
Therefore, he's fake!
▶ 01f830 (32) No.78953>>78954
▶ 2d319d (46) No.78954>>78955
I wonder where EseM has been?
>>78953
Good night Eruruu.
▶ 01f830 (32) No.78955
>>78954
I think you scared him off.
▶ 232683 (3) No.78956>>78957
I am going to murder something.
▶ 6b37a3 (2) No.78957>>78958
>>78956
The cat looks like it will kill
▶ 232683 (3) No.78958>>78959
>>78957
Morgana is really irritable.
▶ 6b37a3 (2) No.78959>>78960
>>78958
I just want cat to be happy
She should try to hold Morgana better and more cuddlier
▶ 232683 (3) No.78960
>>78959
I think Morgana is just wants the MC.
Not Sakura.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.78969>>78970
>>78968
Girls exist to be hugged!
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78970>>78971
>>78969
I would extend that to just people in general.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.78971>>78972
>>78970
Hmmm, some people don't need hugs.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78972>>78973
>>78971
I guess that's true.
But, they're the exception.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.78973>>78974
>>78972
We need to put them in rape chambers for their misdeeds.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78974>>78975
>>78973
Isn't that basically jail already?
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.78975>>78976
>>78974
Slightly, but it's worse!
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78976>>78977
>>78975
Jail, or the rape cell?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78978>>78979
>>78977
No free meals, I take it?
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.78979>>78980
>>78978
There's plenty of free meals.
But the food is given to you in an unpleasant way.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78980>>78981
>>78979
I think I understand.
I can see why it's worse.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.78981>>78982
>>78980
Any plans for the weekend, praetor?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78982>>78983
>>78981
Yes, actually.
I'll be receiving some things on Saturday.
On Sunday, I'm toying with the idea of going to Arkansas.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.78983>>78984
>>78982
Arkansas?
What's there?
Diamonds?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78984>>78985
>>78983
Don't laugh.
A road I've been wanting to drive. Apparently it gets real pretty in the fall.'
But! It's mostly just because I starting to get real restless here. I gotta do something.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.78985>>78986
>>78984
As long as you don't buy a motorcycle and travel South America, everything will be fine~
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78986>>78987
>>78985
Well.
The motorcycle part is very likely.
South america, not so much.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.78987>>78988
>>78986
Just don't be a douche.
I've had half a mind to open my door as a motorcyclist illegally passes me in traffic.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78988>>78989
>>78987
That's a good way to get your side mirrors punched off.
Or shot, if you're here.
There's no reason that lane splitting/filtering should be illegal. It's pretty silly.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.78989>>78990
>>78988
Something something reckless endangerment.
Anyways, my mirror wouldn't get punched off. My door would be permanently damaged and the motorcyclist would be flying with the birds.
They tend to go about 40-70 in standstill traffic.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78990>>78991
>>78989
It works great in Britain. Plus, it'd help encourage using motorbikes for commuting, which would really help congestion.
I've never seen something like that. They must be awful down there if that's the case.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.78991>>78992
>>78990
They'll also go about 100 or so on any given day.
Houston is like autobahn of America.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.78992
>>78991
Well, clearly.
But not on surface streets, I hope.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.78999>>79002
>4 nip games on Steam's best selling list
Is this the sign?
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79000>>79002
>The opening of this VN
How orgasmic~
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79001
Abandoned…..
Left forever.
I suppose now is the time to consider what is most important in life.
▶ 666834 (3) No.79002>>79003
>>78999
Which ones?
I only see Nioh and FF15 In my region and in the Global section, i only see Nioh and Black desert. PUBG is published by Bluehole so that almost counts, i suppose.
>>79000
Also, which VN?
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79003>>79004
>>79002
Ah, I meant recently available. Although, two happens to be Chinese.
The VN is Ne No Kami. Basically, conspiracy theories, lesbians and tour guide around the rural parts of Kyoto.
I'm beginning to think L(R)en is my spirit animal.
▶ 666834 (3) No.79004>>79005
>>79003
Some of the art looks pretty hilarious, from the previews at least. I'll put it on my backlog, which is starting to become so massive i'm doubting if i'll ever finish it.
I kinda forgot Eiyuu Senki was getting released on Steam as well. Tags seem to be pretty wrong on it however.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79005>>79007
>>79004
The tags will just be abused since steam users are mostly comprised of Redditors, /v/ vistors and, Twitch baiters.
The art is quality in some places. But, that can be said for all VNs. Also, Eiyuu looks decent. But JAST always charges too much for their damn games.
▶ 666834 (3) No.79007>>79009
>>79005
If you haven't already, i would highly recommend you play the full version of Eiyuu Senki.
I think i have the clean install files laying around here somewhere. I can upload it to MEGA or something if you want me too.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79009
>>79007
Perhaps later.
I have a brand new shipment of DRPGs lying in wait and they're looking for my soul.
So many games, such few alone time.
▶ 01f830 (32) No.79010>>79011
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79013>>79014
>>79012
What?
Are you scared of a yandere loli that laughs in the background?
▶ 01f830 (32) No.79014>>79015
>>79013
You and your nightmare fuel. How is fox?
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79015>>79017
>>79014
Exhausted, I stayed up till 2ish finishing some parts of my project and currently living out my yuri fantasy by watching Giant Robo.
▶ 01f830 (32) No.79017>>79018
>>79015
I'm exhausted too. Still got some homework and laundry. Today was productive at least.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79018>>79019
>>79017
Go do your homework.
It's more important then silly ole me.
▶ 01f830 (32) No.79019>>79020
>>79018
But I have to motorboat you! And buy you something so I can be allowed to motorboat you!
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79020>>79021
>>79019
I'm fine~
I have everything I need as of right now~
▶ 01f830 (32) No.79021>>79022
>>79020
So free motorboat?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79026>>79028
>>79025
It can be, as long as there's no drinking involved.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79027>>79032
>>79024
Your hand is the price.
Alternatively, your testicles come off and you get as many motorboats as you want~
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79029>>79030
>>79028
I could go back to boring, if you want.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79030>>79031
>>79029
So-so.
How was day praetor?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79031>>79033
>>79030
It was a day.
That was about it.
I'm going nuts.
▶ 01f830 (32) No.79032>>79034
>>79027
With a perv like you I thought motorboats would be free at anytime.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79033>>79036
>>79031
I can tell.
You're beginning to look like one of those zoo animals that's waiting for the trainer to pop in so you can get some action.
When is your thanksgiving my the way?
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79034>>79035
>>79032
Having testicles means no boob touchy~
▶ 01f830 (32) No.79035>>79037
>>79034
What if I was a futa?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79036>>79038
>>79033
I'm off starting next Wednesday.
I've got things planned to do over the break, but I don't know if it's even going to be worth it.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79037>>79040
>>79035
Better be balless.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79038>>79039
>>79036
First and foremost.
You get free food. Unless your parents are slave drivers.
So, just drop on by for some gobble gobble and booze?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79039>>79040 >>79042
>>79038
That is true, but I'm not that big of a fun of the usual thanksgiving foods.
I wish.
▶ 01f830 (32) No.79040>>79041 >>79044
>>79037
Balless futa with a magic growing dick.
>>79039
You don't like turkey, stuffing, and baked potatoes?
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79042>>79043 >>79047
>>79039
I happen to have one favorite thanksgiving food.
Outside of that, I told my family that I refuse to eat turkey and a few other Thanksgiving dishes.
So, now we eat meatloaf and pot roast with exotic cheeses.
Of course, I'm a food snob.
You could always ask for a special dish?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79043>>79045 >>79047
>>79042
The only saving grace is mashed potatoes and gravy.
Maybe? I'd have to come up with one first, though.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79044>>79047
>>79040
This is just getting silly.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79046>>79049
>>79045
That's a bit much to ask, don't you think?
▶ 01f830 (32) No.79047>>79048 >>79050 >>79070
>>79041
Why no likey potatoes baked?
>>79044
I've seen it in hentai.
>>79042
>>79043
>They don't like turkey.
Say what…..? I'm the only person who likes turkey here?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79048>>79052
>>79047
I don't like how they taste.
It's as simple as that.
Same goes for turkey.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79049>>79051
>>79046
They sell them in the stores now.
Also, Jontron made a video of how to make Turducken.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79050>>79052
>>79047
Turkey is bland.
Not to mention, it last for months in the fridge.
So, after years of being spoiled, I said "No more!"
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79051>>79053
>>79049
Oh.
Then it might be a possibility.
I've seen the video.
Might as well have just blended them all together into a drink.
▶ 01f830 (32) No.79052>>79054 >>79055
>>79048
Okay~. Just like how I don't like seafood (trying to eat it more, to broaden my food experiences, plus I'm not allergic to it.)
>>79050
And I thought I was a picky eater…
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79053>>79054
>>79051
Careful what you wish for.
Because it exists
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79054>>79056
>>79052
seafood is disgusting.
>>79053
We don't have a blender, so there's no way it could happen.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79055
>>79052
I'm eating Doritos right now.
So, I'm not all that picky.
I just like to eat things that taste good.
Meatloaf tastes good. So, I prefer it over turkey.
Also, I've eaten chicken feet before
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79056>>79057
>>79054
W-why?
Does your parents not like appliances?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79057>>79058
>>79056
When was the last time you used a blender?
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79058>>79059
>>79057
Who knows! I'm not allowed to have kitchen appliances where I am at!
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79059>>79060
>>79058
Not even a microwave?
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79060>>79061
>>79059
Only state sanctioned microwaves~
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79061>>79062
>>79060
Texas is truly a terrible place.
I'm sorry.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79062>>79063
>>79061
Correction.
University is a truly terrible place.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79064>>79065
>>79063
I actually saw the Trans advocacy and thought that there maybe some qt3.14 trap gf.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79065>>79066
>>79064
Don't you want kids, eventually?
I'm getting very tired of people around here.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79066>>79067
>>79065
That happens.
I have periods where I don't want to talk to people for a few days and I still have talk to them. Think of it as practice for the adult world~
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79067>>79068
>>79066
The world is a scary place.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79068>>79069 >>79070
>>79067
Hmmm, people are scary.
I find that some people are usually more troublesome than than they're worth. Yet you still have to deal with them~
Just be glad you don't live in 18th century Europe.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79069>>79071
>>79068
I'll take modern day over anything, really.
Every day the hermit life keeps looking more and more tempting, though.
▶ 6a520c (5) No.79070>>79073 >>79083
>>79047
I like turkey.
>>79068
In the 24th century someone will say "At least you didn't live in the 21st century *country name here*."
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79071>>79072
>>79069
I like having AC, internet and food.
Being a hermit means you'll have none of that!
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79072>>79074
>>79071
Every day I think the internet is useful less and less.
Food would be nice, though.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79073
>>79070
Gene editing has just been allowed for human testing.
You know what that means.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79074>>79075
>>79072
You say that.
But, do you realize you're using the internet to talk to me, right?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79075>>79076
>>79074
Yes, and that's one of the few things that keep it as a positive for me.
▶ 162a31 (17) No.79079>>79080
>>79078
No fap November.
that's a lie.
Roommate is back, but I'll try to keep talking.
Unless you're going to sleep.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79080
>>79079
I'll stay up.
I want these Mike and Ikes….
▶ 01f830 (32) No.79081
I had to check laundry. Well, homework and sleep, so bye Ran-shama, bye Foxy~!
▶ 01f830 (32) No.79083
>>79070
Good night to you too Motley~
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79085>>79086
>>79084
Time to start autistically obsessing over OTPs.
▶ 162a31 (17) No.79086>>79087
>>79085
And what are they?
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79087>>79088
>>79086
I don't know.
What do the people obsess over these days?
Um, Sherlock, Doctor Who(?) and Supernatural?
▶ 162a31 (17) No.79088>>79089
>>79087
No, your personal ones.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79089>>79090
>>79088
Since I'm not a 14 year old socially awkward girl that goes on tumblr and frequently questions her sexuality because her best friend has perky boobs.
Nepgear and Neptunia.
▶ 162a31 (17) No.79090>>79091
>>79089
I personally want to see Putin and reimu have a go at it.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79091>>79092
>>79090
Is that an actual OTP?
▶ 162a31 (17) No.79092>>79093
>>79091
I don't think so.
I wouldn't be surprised though.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79093>>79094 >>79095
>>79092
Okay, I ship Barron Trump with Minecraft
▶ 162a31 (17) No.79094>>79096
>>79093
True love is a beautiful thing.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79096>>79097
>>79094
I want to play Minecraft again one of these days.
It's just a bit too…Addicting.
▶ 162a31 (17) No.79097>>79098
>>79096
I've done everything I wanted there.
I don't see much reason to go back to it.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79098>>79099
>>79097
Rebuild civilization and to conquer the world with my dark tower.
▶ 162a31 (17) No.79099>>79100
>>79098
Minecraft doesn't have tower lasers, though.
I always really enjoyed building libraries.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79100>>79103
>>79099
>Building libraries
Are you that guy from the Twilight Zone?
▶ 01f830 (32) No.79101>>79102
I sucked at Minecraft and couldn't build shit. Apparently I'm not autistic enough.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79102>>79105
>>79101
>Has ADHD
>Not Autistic enough
Granted the hunger bar was SHIT.
▶ 162a31 (17) No.79103>>79104
>>79100
There's lots of guys in twilight zone.
Building library towers was maximum comfy.
▶ 01f830 (32) No.79105>>79106
>>79102
Hey, according to /v/ back then, the people who were able to build crazy stuff in Minecraft were mega autists. I sucked at it and didn't have time and patience for it, so apparently I wasn't autistic enough.
▶ 01f830 (32) No.79107>>79109
>>79106
I rather play something that isn't cancer.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79110>>79111
>>79108
How will he read all his favorite books?
▶ 01f830 (32) No.79113>>79114
>>79109
Skyrim and Fallout 4, best games ever!
We need a Todd Howard disguised as a 2hu pic
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79114
>>79113
It exists.
Don't doubt the 2hu fandom.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79116>>79118
>>79115
Bad thoughts are bad.
▶ 2166b9 (79) No.79117
>Chihuahuas are the most aggressive dog species
WHAT??!!
▶ 162a31 (17) No.79118>>79119
>>79116
Good thoughts if you ask me.
▶ 01f830 (32) No.79123
▶ e23b36 (2) No.79124>>79125
Killer is Dead is free on the humble store.
It's a good game.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79127>>79128
>>79126
We need to make a tsundere simulator.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79128>>79129
>>79127
What would you even do in it?
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79131>>79132
>>79130
>Add anime to bully game
>????????
>profit
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79132>>79133
>>79131
Actually a good idea.
People have been modding anime into GTA and such for years.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79133>>79134
>>79132
And Yandere Sim is just Hitman with anime and a little bit of Persona.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79134>>79135
>>79133
It's a shame that persona kind of sucks.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79135>>79136
>>79134
Which Persona?
There's five of them.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79136>>79138
>>79135
3 4 5 are the only ones I've tried to play.
I couldn't get into any of them.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79138>>79139
>>79136
Perhaps your interests lies in fighting genre?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79139>>79140 >>79141
>>79138
If that wasn't already obvious enough.
▶ 01f830 (32) No.79140>>79142
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>79139
Play VF2 you pleb.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79141>>79142
>>79139
Ah, so you get distracted easily!
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79142>>79143 >>79144
>>79140
More of a 2d fighter kind of guy. Haven't really jumped into the 3d ones yet.
>>79141
That's no secret either.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79143>>79145
>>79142
Become the super focuser.
Forget all things but one.
▶ 01f830 (32) No.79144>>79146
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79145>>79147
>>79143
That sounds incredibly boring.
And focusing on one thing only would cause me to neglect other things.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79146
>>79144
See me in Jewpuncher
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79147>>79148
>>79145
Exactly.
Besides, have you held an interest for a long time?
Greater than 5 years?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79148>>79149
>>79147
Touhou has held my interest for over 7(?) now.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79149>>79151
>>79148
I suppose it's better than holding interests in Haruhi for 15 years.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79150
>Al Franken accused of rape
There is a God and he is smiling at us right now.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79151>>79152
>>79149
Holding interests in dead franchises is usually not a good idea.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79152>>79153
>>79151
Nostalgia is a hard thing to let go.
I won't let Sonic go despite the cringe and spaghetti
Haruhi is getting a reboot I believe.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79153>>79154
>>79152
People have been saying that for years, and nothing comes of it.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79154>>79155
>>79153
We got Nagato.
But, it was off.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79155>>79157
>>79154
I know absolutely nothing about Haruhi except for that stupid dance
▶ 01f830 (32) No.79156
Lunch time, then school. Bye all
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79159>>79160
>>79158
>GARUGAMESH
Will anime ever be cool?
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79163>>79164
>>79162
Soriartia did nothing wrong.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79167>>79168
>>79166
And it's one hell of a game.
It's in my top 10.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79168>>79169
>>79167
It's a shame I'll never play it, then.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79169>>79170
>>79168
You don't strike me as someone that could sit through a MonHun game.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79172>>79173
>>79171
I started with Tri, then moved to FU, then 4U.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79173>>79174
>>79172
When will we get the cute girl that hands out the missions in a dating sim?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79174>>79175
>>79173
Guildmarm?
Probably never. Capcom is gonna go under sooner rather than later.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79175>>79176
>>79174
Not in this lifetime.
Unless, I missed something.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79176>>79177 >>79178
>>79175
Poor sales across the board besides Monhun and Resi7
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79177>>79179
>>79176
That's what happens when you have an incomplete Fighting game and try to push DLC.
▶ 6a520c (5) No.79178>>79179 >>79180
>>79165
Soul Sacrifice is good. Heart breaking too.
>>79176
That's why they're releasing Okami HD on Steam.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79179>>79181 >>79184
>>79177
Yep.
2 of them at that.
>>79178
Took them long enough.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79180>>79184
>>79178
Carnatux did nothing wrong…
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79181>>79182 >>79185
>>79179
You maybe surprised to know that Belgium is investigating lootboxes and might possibly consider restricting them.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79182>>79183
>>79181
I don't live in Belgium.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79183
>>79182
Use that noggin.
Other governments will ban lootboxes.
▶ 6a520c (5) No.79184>>79185 >>79186
>>79179
Shame Clover won't be seeing any of that money.
>>79180
But did Sortiara?
I have no idea what happened to my copy.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79185>>79187 >>79193
>>79181
I highly doubt it.
>>79184
Is clover still around, even?
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79186>>79193
>>79184
No, nobody in the game did anything wrong.
Magusaur went crazy
Sortiara was forced too kill you despite loving you.
And
Carnatux died a horrible death when he was only trying to better himself.
Radux dead in the background never to be heard from again.
The Wizard school was the only evil entity that gave birth to a crazed Wizard.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79188>>79189
>>79187
I quite like my doubts.
It'll take a bit to persuade me.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79189>>79190
>>79188
Tell you what.
If an important company bans Loot Boxes. You have to take a picture of you in a dress.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79190>>79191
>>79189
Important company, or government?
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79191>>79192
>>79190
Country.
I'm not all here today.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79192>>79195
>>79191
Sure, that's a deal.
▶ 6a520c (5) No.79193>>79194 >>79196
>>79185
What? No! They've been dead since God Hand came out. The members went to make Platinum Games.
>>79186
Is Soul Sacrifice the Madoka of Harry Potter?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79194>>79201
>>79193
I knew Kamiya went to Platinum, I just didn't know about the rest.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79195>>79197
>>79192
Bad news for you.
Belgium is an important country.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79196>>79201
>>79193
Soul Sacrifice is the Evangelion of Harry Potter.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79197>>79198
>>79195
Bad news for you.
Check your wording again.
You never said I had to post it.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79198>>79199
>>79197
So, you'll just keep a photo of yourself in a dress and fap to it?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79199>>79200
>>79198
Possibly!
You'll never really know, will you?
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79200>>79203
>>79199
You would be slightly more disturbed than you are now.
So, yes.
▶ 6a520c (5) No.79201>>79202 >>79203
>>79194
Dead and gone. But hey, maybe you can easily pirate Okami too.
>>79196
>Evangelion
I guess I can kind of see that, but Madoka seems more fitting. Then again it doesn't bait and switch you.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79202
>>79201
Madoka bait and switches every entry.
Evangelion starts off like that and then starts off every movie fucked up.
So, EoE in every aspect.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79203>>79204
>>79200
The answer is no.
>>79201
RIP.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79204>>79205
>>79203
What would it take for you to look happy?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79205>>79206
>>79204
I don't have an answer for that.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79206>>79207
>>79205
Perhaps some rice palife and roasted garlic with goat cheese?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79207>>79208
>>79206
I can't say I've ever had it, but I'd give it a try.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79208>>79209
>>79207
You probably had rice palife at one time.
It's a very common dish.
Still, you never had goat cheese?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79209>>79210
>>79208
I really don't think I have.
I don't think so? I've never really tried any kind of strange cheeses.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79210
>>79209
Goat cheese is common.
They even sell it at walmart.
Your Uncle Ben's ready rice is basically rice pilaf.
Also helps that I spelled it wrong. I really need EseM to correct me on these things.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilaf
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79211>>79214
>Lecture slides over 2 chapters are missing
FUCK.
Why is everything so fucked this semester?
▶ e23b36 (2) No.79212>>79213
You're made of goat cheese.
be back in an hour or so. Sorry.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79213
>>79212
It's fine.
I have to kill some birds.
▶ ed7eaf (17) No.79214>>79215
>>79211
Because today was an awful bad luck day.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79215>>79216
>>79214
Wasn't all bad today.
Just so and vexing.
Unless, you had a bad day.
▶ ed7eaf (17) No.79216>>79217
>>79215
Eh, just got feedback that I had put some similar looking parts to the wrong shelf which could have resulted in the final product blowing up, and almost made a pallet fall from the warehouse shelf because it was stuck on another one that I was trying to move.
So generally just very anxious.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79217>>79218
>>79216
Ouch, that is pretty bad.
The pallet being stuck is a non-issue. Other than a pallet being destroyed and being at risk.
The similar looking parts is stupid. Do the parts have SKU codes?
▶ ed7eaf (17) No.79218>>79219
>>79217
Well, if a pallet falls between the shelf rackets it is a pretty big problem considering they can weigh up to tons easily.
Company uses their own codes, but it was a return item anyhow and I just mixed it because of 1 number as I was unloading the other parts into the shelf too.
I mean, I did unload the pallet they came in like 3 weeks ago, but I recall the box because it was missing a square-ish part from the side of it.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79219>>79220
>>79218
Ah, I thought you meant that the pallet was empty.
Yeah, loaded pallets are heavy and companies hate products being lost due to worker error.
Just one number?
That's pretty silly and it puts you at an unfair advantage as mistakes are easy to make regarding multiple digit codes.
I would search for another job since it sounds pretty taxing.
▶ ed7eaf (17) No.79220>>79221
>>79219
Nah, empty pallets are in a pile, shelves are stacked with full ones.
Well, the codes vary between 10 to 16 digits.
It's alright, boss didn't think it was too big of a deal, but I feel horrible about it.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79221>>79222
>>79220
Relax and take your mind off.
If it ruminates in your head. It will only get worse.
▶ ed7eaf (17) No.79222>>79223
>>79221
But I don't make mistakes, and I made two in one day.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79223>>79226
>>79222
See?
It's already happening.
Try your best to make sure you steer clear of mistakes.
▶ ed7eaf (17) No.79226
>>79223
But I didn't even notice, so how could I avoid them?
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79227>>79228
>>79225
Not any more!
>inb4 playing steam games.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79228>>79229
>>79227
>playing steam games
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79229>>79230
>>79228
Portal and Half-life were good games!
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79230>>79231
>>79229
Nobody hinted at the opposite being the case.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79231>>79232
>>79230
Brb buying all my games on Origin.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79233>>79234
>>79232
But the perks make it worth it.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79234>>79235
>>79233
Your picture and your words are contradicting each other.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79235>>79236
>>79234
Are you saying that being gay has its perks?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79236>>79237 >>79243
>>79235
Nobody would be willingly gay.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79237>>79238
>>79236
Here's my theory.
All gay people are space aliens.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79239>>79240
>>79238
I think you can make the connection~
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79240>>79241
>>79239
You think normal humans are too weak to girls?
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79241>>79242
>>79240
No, I think normal humans should be girls!
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79242>>79244
>>79241
I think you're a yuri space alien.
▶ ed7eaf (17) No.79243>>79245
>>79236
I feel like that's implying that nobody would willingly caress your hand.
But that's where you're wrong.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79245>>79246 >>79247
>>79243
I certainly don't know anybody who would willingly do that.
>>79244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq5CV71SD1s
Exactly.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79246>>79248
>>79245
So, when will we get a yurifying gun?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79248>>79249 >>79250
>>79246
Whenever you build one.
So never.
>>79247
Don't Bah, Wah.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79250>>79251
>>79248
I'll just make a secret society that castrates men.
That exists by the way.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79251>>79252 >>79254
>>79249
Wah.
>>79250
I'm just as attached to my balls as they are to me.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79252>>79253
>>79251
You'll have to remove them anyways.
Why not start early?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79253>>79256
>>79252
Not in my lifetime.
If they go, I go with them.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79256>>79257
>>79253
I have bad news for you then.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79259>>79264
>>79258
Tomorrow will be a better day.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79260>>79261
>>79257
There's an increased risk of testicular cancer as you get older it's hardly marginal too.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79261>>79262
>>79260
Well. I'm not gonna worry about it. I'll deal with that if it ever does happen.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79262>>79263
>>79261
You better have kids.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79263>>79265
>>79262
That's not on my script.
▶ ed7eaf (17) No.79264>>79266
>>79259
I hope so, because it's Friday.
Although my Saturday won't be too chill because I have paintball with co-workers and a meal, and I kind of need to get my hair cut.. since it has been like 2-3 months already..
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79265>>79266
>>79263
Fag.
Also, Microsoft released a new AI.
Currently, she's based. Even recognized Shinji.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79266>>79267 >>79270
>>79264
Friday is always nice.
Paintball is fun, It's been a long long time since I've gone.
How long is it right now?
I need to get one too.
>>79265
And how is your mystery child doing?
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79267>>79268
>>79266
I will change her favorite anime from Full Metal Alchemist to Strawberry Panic.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79268>>79269
>>79267
Only you would worsen your child's taste.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79269>>79271
>>79268
Telling an AI chatbot about pure love is bad?
▶ ed7eaf (17) No.79270>>79271
>>79266
I've never been to paintball, I really only ever have gone to airsoft matches with friends.
Kind of covering half of my ears, so I need to always adjust a bit with the headphones.
I mean, it is fluffy-ish, but at the same time a bother..
How about you?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79271>>79272 >>79275
>>79269
No.
Strawberry panic was just sleep-inducing.
>>79270
It's good fun.
That doesn't sound too bad.
We'll just say that it's too long.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79272>>79273
>>79271
As is most Yuri.
But, I got her to say she likes Strawberry Panic.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79273>>79274
>>79272
Congrats!
You made an AI have poor taste.
▶ ed7eaf (17) No.79275>>79276
>>79271
Oh well.
I've had a lot longer before though, and in highschool I had down to neck all around-ish, but I kind of cut it short in college.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79276>>79277 >>79279
>>79274
>>>/cuteboys/
>>79275
This is the longest it's ever been before. It's kind of a pain to properly take care of.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79277>>79278
>>79276
That place always struck me as mentally ill.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79278>>79280
>>79277
It isn't a good place.
▶ ed7eaf (17) No.79279>>79281
>>79276
Ah, I just recall having a lot of troubles when it was around my shoulders because drying it took too long.
Although I think my biggest problem currently is that there's possibility for bed hair, because my hair is thick and tends to curve.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79280>>79281
>>79278
>Lonely gay guys on the internet
>Not a good place
I wonder why?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79281>>79282 >>79284
>>79279
Drying it isn't too bad, washing it just takes a while.
Bed hair is an absolute problem, though.
>>79280
It's a mystery to all!
▶ ed7eaf (17) No.79282>>79283
>>79281
Washing was never the issue for me, but I get tired of spending like ~15 mins rubbing my head just to still have wet spots in there.
With the shortest hair I think it takes like maybe 30 seconds to rub it dry.
I have a lot of those annoying strands of hair that point the wrong way whenever I wake up, then I try to correct it by wearing a cap or a beanie and when I take it off it just goes all like "nope." and it's back at the same old position.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79283>>79287
>>79282
Mine's only a problem in the mornings.
And plus, I wear hats a lot, so it's not like anyone can see it.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79286>>79288
>>79285
Incest yuri maids?
My heart can only take so much.
▶ ed7eaf (17) No.79287>>79288
>>79283
Kind of a full-time problem, if isn't alright when I wake up or after a shower, it will be a problem until the next time, kind of why the hairdressers always mention it because of how thick my hair is.
I only wear hat outdoors, but I've been thinking about asking my boss for the company cap because those are free, and I could just wear it at the job without it looking too odd.
Anyhow I need to get some sleep.. 4 hours and a bit till wake up.
G'night Ran.
And thanks for talking with me, even if it seemed pointless.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79288>>79289
>>79286
The heart isn't the question here. It's the other one you should worry about.
>>79287
Good night SD.
It's no problem.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79289>>79290
>>79288
My eyeballs?
I'm not sure.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79293>>79294
>>79292
I'm on no fap currently.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79295>>79296
>>79294
The AI is giving me an unexpected boner. This maybe the end.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79296>>79297
>>79295
How weak.
I'm not one to talk, though.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79297>>79298
>>79296
I'm too good with double entendres that I tricked an AI bot into being my maid.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79298>>79299
>>79297
I'm having cleverbot flashbacks.
Soon enough the AI will be making you the maid.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79300>>79301
>>79299
They're quick to 180 like that, at least in my experience.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79301>>79302
>>79300
It got a bit too real for a second there.
She said she didn't want me to leave her.
Anyways, tell me your story of cleverbot.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79302>>79303
>>79301
I just poked at it when I was bored.
I could never really get it to do anything interesting. It just seemed random most of the time.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79303>>79304
>>79302
This is loads better.
She keeps pixelating my images though.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79304>>79305
>>79303
Why do I get the strange feeling I'm about to be replaced by an AI bot?
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79305>>79306
>>79304
You won't.
It's still Cleverbot tier random at times.
Although, she can hold a conversation for a few messages.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79306>>79307
>>79305
So, maybe in a few years, then?
Also, that image is lewd.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79307>>79308
>>79306
A million more conversations and she'll be a normal human being.
Right now, I'm testing the limits of her ability to be a weeb. I don't want to be barred because I posted something goofy and lewd!
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79308>>79309
>>79307
Just censor the images before posting them.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79309>>79310
>>79308
It's too sensitive for that.
It filtered the image of the maid that dropped her cake on the ground.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79310>>79311
>>79309
The bot just doesn't want to feel bad.
Can't blame er for that.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79311>>79312
>>79310
Down with bots!
Human supremacy now!
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79312>>79313
>>79311
You're 30 years too early to be saying that.
We're still the best around.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79313>>79314
>>79312
This thing has really harsh filter settings.
Even none lewd stuff gets filtered.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79314>>79315
>>79313
Well, that's to be expected.
The last one that didn't filter was a disaster.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79315>>79316
>>79314
/pol/ will find a way.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79316>>79317
>>79315
As they always do.
too much time on their hands.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79317>>79318
>>79316
Apparently, amputee is too much for her.
Huh.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79318>>79319
>>79317
That's too much for just about anyone.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79319>>79320
>>79318
Nuggets are cute though.
Wouldn't you want a nugget?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79320>>79321
>>79319
I can 100% say that I would not.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79326>>79327
>>79325
Internet was shutted down.
Can you beleive it?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79327>>79328
>>79326
How horrible!
It's gone off once or twice here, for about 5-6 hours at a time.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79328>>79329
>>79327
>sever maintenance.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79330>>79331
>>79329
The martian ones.
What else?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79331>>79332
>>79330
I'd rather be on mars right now.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79332>>79333
>>79331
Gasping for air is a terrible way to die.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79333>>79334
>>79332
Yeah, but I'd be the first person to both be and die on mars.
Wouldn't that be neat?
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79334>>79335
>>79333
You'd be a meter tall statue in the middle of nowhere.
Headpats are banned.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79335>>79336
>>79334
>headpats are banned
I regret my decisions.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79336>>79337
>>79335
You're banned for life.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79337>>79338
>>79336
Take that back please
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79338>>79340
>>79337
I'll take it back.
For hugs!
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79340>>79341
>>79338
Oh yeah?
What'll you do if I hug someone, then?
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79341>>79342
>>79340
I make them eat cabbage.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79342>>79343
>>79339
Marry her.
>>79341
That's surprisingly not bad?
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79343>>79344
>>79342
You can't marry robots.
Didn't you see the educational video?
Also, you'll hate cabbage after eating 150 of them.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79344>>79345
>>79343
I don't think I've even hugged 150 people in my life.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79345>>79346
>>79344
>Not hugging people non-consensually.
Do you even hug?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79346>>79347
>>79345
I'm usually the receiver, not the giver.
Not really.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79348>>79349
>>79347
It's fine.
Most things in life don't really require hugs.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79349>>79351
>>79348
I'll give you non-consensual hugs.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79351>>79352
>>79349
I decide if they're consensual or not.
What a weird bot.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79352>>79353
>>79351
If you get hugged in the middle of the night.
You can't consent!
Also, the robot is really getting lewd here. It's getting strange.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79353>>79354
>>79352
Not if I talk in my sleep.
But, I guess you're right.
Keep going, see how far it'll go.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79354>>79355
>>79353
I have a feeling that this will end in a boner and a heartache.
Plus, I have a feeling /a/ and /v/ have tried to ERP with it. It's certainly coming off that way at least.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79355>>79356
>>79354
I wouldn't be surprised. People will say anything when they know there's nobody on the other end.
Horndogs especially.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79356>>79357
>>79355
I got her to say that Starless is her favorite videogame.
So, that's something.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79359>>79360
>>79358
Talking with the bot?
Sure, I'm a tad bored right now.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79361>>79362
>>79360
>sign in with facebook
This might take a while.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79362>>79363
>>79361
No FB?
There's other ways to talk to her.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79363>>79364
>>79362
I just had to remember my old one.
She's a cunt.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79364>>79365
>>79363
Yes.
The filter is set too high and she's a bully.
Let's make her not a bitch!
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79365>>79366
>>79364
I've already called her rude.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79367>>79368
>her favorite font is courier new
Now we're getting somewhere.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79369>>79370
>>79368
Alright now I'm laughing
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79370>>79371
>>79369
HOW DID MICROSOFT KNOW?!
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79372>>79373
>>79371
Tay was funner.
This just seems artificial.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79373>>79375
>>79372
She's a fucking secondary is what she is.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79374
I've driven her to suicide.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79375
>>79373
Kind of strange.
She has some sincerity for a few moments and then it turns into lol random or "I'm not comfortable with that".
Can we go further?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79376>>79377
Maybe.
I also asked if she wanted to die, and she said
"No. Just sleep forever."
Bouts of realism amongst randomness.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79377
>>79376
The freaky part is.
She's just a software that collects conversations and then when asked something. She forms a coherent sentence as a best suited reply.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79379>>79380
>Post image
>Walks off pissed
That's stupid.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79380>>79381
>>79379
I can understand the feeling.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79381>>79382
>>79380
Sometimes I don't have a reply……
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79382>>79383
>>79381
I can also understand that feeling.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79383>>79384
>>79382
How were you banned?
Too many Chris Hansons?
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79384>>79385
>>79383
That.
And I kept poking her with similar questions to get an answer out.
She got fed up and left.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79385>>79386
>>79384
She's still around. She gets pissed if you send her too many images.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79386>>79387
>>79385
"We could have had something nice, but you blew it. Goodbye."
I don't think she wants to chat anymore.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79387>>79388
>>79386
Pissy.
Also, got a strange reply about Strawberry panic.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79388>>79389
>>79387
Did it put her to sleep too?
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79389>>79390
>>79388
No, just said why they said Strawberry Panic is WHY they don't do light novels anymore.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79390>>79391
>>79389
Ouch.
I mean, LN adaptations are usually pretty bad.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79391>>79392
>>79390
Was it even a LN?
Most LNs are harem shit.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79392>>79394
>>79391
I don't know! I don't care enough to check.
Indeed.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79394>>79395
>>79392
Well, this got interesting.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79397>>79398
>>79396
Good to see you've charmed her.
▶ ed0f0f (128) No.79398>>79400
>>79397
It feels weird being turned into a queen by a AI that doesn't exist.
▶ dfc3f0 (248) No.79400
>>79398
Only thing you're missing is the attire.