c4fc97 No.76102
Always the lewd stuff with you.
1c8ffd No.76103
>>76102
I like to spice stuff up!
c4fc97 No.76104
>>76103
If you're always posting things like that, it's not exactly spicing things up anymore, is it?
1c8ffd No.76105
>>76104
Have you read the entire thing!
It's like what I post. But with a twist!
c4fc97 No.76106
>>76105
I refuse to read that right now.
I'll check it at a later time, though.
1c8ffd No.76107
>>76106
Oh?
Are you in public?
c4fc97 No.76108
>>76107
No, I'm not feeling too great right now.
Might lose my lunch if I look at porn right now, I feel like.
1c8ffd No.76109
>>76108
I see you had some bad food!
c4fc97 No.76110
>>76109
That might've been it, I'm not too sure.
Regardless, how are you doing?
1c8ffd No.76111
>>76110
Friend keeps bailing on me and wondering what to eat.
Hmmmm, maybe a sub?
c4fc97 No.76112
>>76111
Subs are usually good.
Can't go wrong with sandwiches usually.
1c8ffd No.76113
>>76112
Well, I had another idea for a sub.
But in all seriousness, subway or Potbellys.
c4fc97 No.76114
>>76113
Subway, because I've never heard of potbellys before.
1c8ffd No.76115
>>76114
You should just come here and eat it.
c4fc97 No.76116
>>76115
Put it on the list of things to do when I visit.
1c8ffd No.76117
>>76116
So, throw the welcome party when?
c4fc97 No.76118
>>76117
When I arrive?
When else?
1c8ffd No.76119
>>76118
You'll have to tell me. That way the guests can show up!
c4fc97 No.76120
>>76119
I didn't sign up for that.
1c8ffd No.76121
>>76120
You didn't say a lot of things.
c4fc97 No.76122
>>76121
That is true.
Am I going to be gunned down as I walk in?
1c8ffd No.76123
>>76122
Why would I do that?
c4fc97 No.76124
>>76123
Texans are nutty, gun wielding rednecks.
Gotta be careful down there, you know?
1c8ffd No.76125
>>76124
Texans can't drive.
They're care more about their guns than themselves.
c4fc97 No.76126
>>76125
They can't.
Always scary driving down there.
I can understand the sentiment, though.
1c8ffd No.76127
>>76126
If anything, women shouldn't be allowed to drive.
same goes with blacks and Mexicans but that's for a different day.
c4fc97 No.76128
>>76127
Yes.
Every single time I get cut off or nearly merged into, it's always some cunt or nigger in an SUV.
They should be kicked off the road.
1c8ffd No.76129
>>76128
What about women driving dually?
c4fc97 No.76130
>>76129
No.
Truckbros are usually pretty chill, unless they're lifted or lowered.
1c8ffd No.76131
>>76130
Personally I think you need a CDL to drive a truck. Because teenagers and women are not emotionally intelligent enough to drive a 2-4 ton truck.
c4fc97 No.76132
>>76131
I drove one for about 2-3 years, and currently.
But, it was only a mid-size.
I don't think you need an extra license at all.
1c8ffd No.76133
>>76132
You haven't been driven off the road by people driving trucks…
c4fc97 No.76134
>>76133
I have.
But, usually some fat faggot in a lifted one.
1c8ffd No.76135
>>76134
>Lifted trucks
Their a menace!
I knew someone that nearly got ran off the road when some jerk in a lifted truck decided to pop a wheelie to get past a line of cars!
c4fc97 No.76136
>>76135
>lifted truck
>popping a wheelie
Wanna know how I know he's lying?
Either way, the trouble that I have is that the lifted ones literally can't see me, since I'm so low to the ground.
1c8ffd No.76137
>>76136
Well, it probably wasn't lifted. But the truck was on the right two wheels when it swerved past the car.
That can happen, but only for a split second.
c4fc97 No.76138
>>76137
That's not a wheelie!
A wheelie is back two wheels.
The other one is just tipping over like some queer who can't drive.
Cornering in jeeps is scary, since they're so top heavy.
1c8ffd No.76139
>>76138
Jeeps are spooky!
I had one and every time it rained I would hydroplane.
Cool car despite the slip and slide aesthetics.
c4fc97 No.76140
>>76139
That's because your tires probably sucked.
I've never had an issue hydroplaning in ours.
If you're hydroplaning every time it rains, then it's probably time for new tires.
1c8ffd No.76141
>>76140
Here's the spooky part.
They were new tires.
c4fc97 No.76142
>>76141
???
I don't believe you one bit, then.
1c8ffd No.76143
>>76142
But it's true!
The tires would always do that!
Especially since it rains like a tropical country where I live.
c4fc97 No.76144
>>76143
You either got the wrong sort of tires, put them on backwards, or got some ghetto shit.
Or, maybe the rain was just really that bad, and I'm underestimating it.
1c8ffd No.76145
>>76144
Who knows, that car was slightly cursed.
I had electrical problems with it too. which was an error when I got my battery replaced.
The mechanic put a lawn mower battery in the car instead of a car battery
c4fc97 No.76146
>>76145
What year was it?
We've had some issues with ours, but it's 30 years old.
This is why you don't trust a stranger with jobs simple enough a brick could do them.
1c8ffd No.76147
>>76146
1999 Cherokee?
Can't remember the year. Plus, blame my parents!
They went to Wal-mart and that's when it started!
c4fc97 No.76148
>>76147
Oh, I thought you meant a wrangler.
That's what I mean when I say Jeep.
Cherokees are good cars!
Batteries are probably the easiest thing to replace in a car. Just out and in.
Walmart isn't a very good place to go.
1c8ffd No.76149
>>76148
Well, yeah.
The mechanics that work there are stupid.
Also, anything good on Halloween sale?
c4fc97 No.76150
>>76149
Don't take it to wallmart next time.
I'm not sure. I haven't been looking at PC stuff in a long while.
1c8ffd No.76151
>>76150
Moekuri is on sale.
I wonder though…
c4fc97 No.76152
>>76151
Why not grab something?
You haven't been playing much lately, right?
c4fc97 No.76154
>>76153
Whatever could you mean??
1c8ffd No.76157
>>76156
For a computational fluid package.
It's alright.
Also, opinions on Doki Doki Lit club?
c4fc97 No.76158
>>76157
zzzzzzzzz
I have no opinion. I haven't touched it.
Not my sort of thing, really.
1c8ffd No.76159
>>76158
>Says the person that played Katawa Shoujo
c4fc97 No.76160
>>76159
Yep.
It was my first VN, kill me.
c4fc97 No.76162
>>76161
What if I actually get cancer?
38b96c No.76163
Fuck.
Also, my first VN was some hentai game.
1c8ffd No.76164
>>76162
That's what you get for choosing bacon and not choosing Misha.
c4fc97 No.76166
>>76164
Fuck that, Lilly was best girl.
Lesbian and Chernobyl victim can leave.
1c8ffd No.76167
>Elminage Gothic is 2.99$
>Couple DRPGs are really cheap
Argh, food time.
c4fc97 No.76170
>>76169
Again, coming from you, that's pretty funny.
38b96c No.76173
1c8ffd No.76175
I'M A GHOST!
WOOOO~
SPOOKY!
c4fc97 No.76177
>>76176
It will be for the remainder of the night, at least from me.
38b96c No.76179
>>76177
Me too. Ugh. Not a good day.
c4fc97 No.76180
>>76178
About 10:30 I'm leaving with a friend to do some things.
I guess I can stay until a bit before then.
c4fc97 No.76181
>>76179
Are there even good days any more?
c4fc97 No.76183
>>76182
Yes, really.
Just for you.
1c8ffd No.76184
>>76183
You're under arrest for leading me on!
c4fc97 No.76185
>>76184
Take me in, officer.
38b96c No.76189
>>76181
They were always rare. Once they come, the extremely bad days always follow. Some nigger curse at work most likely.
1c8ffd No.76191
>>76190
pls, I'm eccentric.
Not crazy.
38b96c No.76192
>>76190
Nigger voodoo or jewish blood magic from goyim sacrifices.
Fuck it I should get something to eat and work out.
c4fc97 No.76195
>>76194
>>76192
Go eat already.
38b96c No.76197
>>76195
Desu Ran Bridget Kirby pls….do I have to leave you to eat? ;.;
1c8ffd No.76199
>>76198
So, which should I get Moekuri or Pantyparty?
c4fc97 No.76200
>>76199
Just going off the title alone, those both sound like Nekopara and Sakura games in the "I'm a weeaboo" starter pack.
But that's the vita for you!
Get moe.
38b96c No.76201
Okay I'll eat. Reluctantly, Ran-shama.
c4fc97 No.76202
>>76201
Cursed image.
Enjoy the meal.
1c8ffd No.76203
>>76200
Cause the DS is much better right?
Oh wait.
c4fc97 No.76204
>>76203
I've had played more enjoyable DS games than Vita games.
Explain that!
1c8ffd No.76205
>>76204
You have shit taste.
Just as I expected.
1c8ffd No.76207
>>76206
Are you still playing your 3DS?
c4fc97 No.76208
>>76207
No, I've got a switch now.
1c8ffd No.76209
>>76208
Who would have guessed that?
1c8ffd No.76211
>>76210
I got moekuri.
One of the girls looks like Coco from Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka?
c4fc97 No.76212
>>76211
Congrats on your purchase.
I haven't watched that show, but I've read doujins of it
c4fc97 No.76214
>>76213
What's brought this on?
1c8ffd No.76215
>>76214
You don't lewd those girls.
They're pure.
c4fc97 No.76216
>>76215
I'll lewd whoever I damn please.
1c8ffd No.76217
>>76216
I could fap those implications.
1c8ffd No.76223
>>76222
First you must solve this riddle.
I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
c4fc97 No.76224
>>76223
Not enough information.
Kuso riddle.
1c8ffd No.76225
>>76224
You get eaten by the Sphinx.
c4fc97 No.76226
>>76225
Good.
See you in the afterlife.
38b96c No.76227
1c8ffd No.76228
>>76226
This means you turn into pop!
1c8ffd No.76229
>>76227
Prostate massage with bare hands.
1c8ffd No.76231
>>76230
Well, at least you'll finally see another sphincter.
c4fc97 No.76232
>>76231
Maybe I will leave you early.
c4fc97 No.76236
>>76235
I like her better when the hood is off.
1c8ffd No.76237
>>76236
The hood makes her more kawaii desu.
Besides, the hood is another character.
c4fc97 No.76238
>>76237
Like suwako's hat?
That's a bit strange.
1c8ffd No.76239
>>76238
The hood is an Egyptian god.
The girl is just a enabler.
c4fc97 No.76241
>>76239
So it's just standard fate fuckery.
Gotcha
1c8ffd No.76242
>>76241
That's because its all a computer simulation.
c4fc97 No.76243
>>76242
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
1c8ffd No.76244
>>76243
Miedos are in Fate GO
c4fc97 No.76245
>>76244
Yes, so is ryougi, arcueid, etc etc
What's your point?
1c8ffd No.76246
>>76245
How did you find out?
c4fc97 No.76247
>>76246
It doesn't take a genius to guess that they would be in there.
I saw pictures in a thread a long time ago.
c4fc97 No.76251
>>76250
play what?
Grand Order?
38b96c No.76253
c4fc97 No.76254
>>76252
You knew the answer to that question when you asked it.
>>76253
live.
c4fc97 No.76257
>>76256
I guess that's that.
1c8ffd No.76258
>>76257
You're playing it?
C-Can you tell me how it is?!
c4fc97 No.76259
>>76258
I'm going to bonk you over the head.
1c8ffd No.76260
>>76259
I welcome any physical contact.
c4fc97 No.76261
>>76260
Fine.
I'll show up with a rolled-up magazine in hand.
That will be my greeting to you.
1c8ffd No.76262
>>76261
Inversely, I'll shove the rolled up magazine up your ass.
c4fc97 No.76263
>>76262
Good.
It's no fun unless there's a bit of a struggle, eh?
It always seems to end with my butt, you queer
1c8ffd No.76264
>>76263
You always came off as a massive butt slut.
c4fc97 No.76265
>>76264
That's your pervy mind doing the talking.
I am no such thing.
1c8ffd No.76266
>>76265
I don't believe you.
c4fc97 No.76267
>>76266
That's fine.
There's a little bit of truth in it, but that's the last you'll hear of it.
c4fc97 No.76269
>>76268
You're secretly an old man?
38b96c No.76270
I really don't want to eat. Too meh.
1c8ffd No.76271
>>76269
There weren't many men in that society.
So, her imagination was limited.
c4fc97 No.76272
>>76270
Skipping a meal is fine, just make sure you eat something tomorrow.
>>76271
>a society with little men
perish the thought.
1c8ffd No.76273
>>76272
That's Japan for you.
c4fc97 No.76274
>>76273
I quite like Japan.
38b96c No.76275
>>76272
I fasted for 24 hours in the past.
c4fc97 No.76276
>>76275
Beat my 48!
I had water to drink, though. So you might not count that.
1c8ffd No.76277
>>76274
That's because you're der letzte Mensch.
38b96c No.76278
c4fc97 No.76279
>>76277
I'm too burnt out to look that up.
Either way, my friend will be here to whisk me away soon, so I'll take my leave.
Good night, Goodbye, Fox.
>>76278
I was only joking. You should eat.
Until next time, Error.
38b96c No.76280
38b96c No.76282
I'm stuck all alone now with Fox. haelp.
38b96c No.76284
>>76283
SEND HELP. I AM BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY BADFOX
38b96c No.76286
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
38b96c No.76288
>>76287
Badfox is being…..bad.
1c8ffd No.76291
>>76290
Don't make me bring out my worst weapon.
38b96c No.76292
>>76291
Is it a robotic Richard Simmons?
38b96c No.76293
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
WELL GO AHEAD, DO YOUR WORST!
38b96c No.76295
>>76294
DO YOUR WORST YOU NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1c8ffd No.76296
>>76295
You really don't want that!
38b96c No.76297
>>76296
I know your tactics and your fetishes and sluttyness, you hoe~!
I AM IMPERVIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
38b96c No.76299
>>76298
Is this one of your fantasies, Fox?
Srsly, is there anything you wouldn't do?
1c8ffd No.76300
>>76299
Glycerin enemas is a little too far for me.
Plus, that would probably end in cancer.
38b96c No.76301
>>76300
>Too far for me.
Uh huh..okay fox.
1c8ffd No.76302
>>76301
Do you really want to bleed out your rear-end?
That seems really unpleasant.
38b96c No.76303
>>76302
Of course not. But you're badfox. You would do just about anything.
38b96c No.76305
1c8ffd No.76306
>>76305
See!
No one wants that!
38b96c No.76307
>>76306
I thought your worst was going to be doing something lewd like hand holding.
c4fc97 No.76309
What sort of places would you like to travel to?
Asking anyone and everyone.
590233 No.76310
>>76309
Realistically, I'm unlikely to do any travel outside of continental America, but it would be nice to visit Japan or almostanywhere in Eastern Europe.
c4fc97 No.76311
>>76310
Any specifics on what you'd like to do/see in Europe?
190108 No.76312
>>76311
Oh, heavens no.
I don't even know what they would have that we don't other than real architecture and beautiful women with self respect.
I'm just under the impression they're very nice places to visit.
ca288d No.76313
>>76312
Aw, okay.
I mean, I would be in the same boat. Only ever heard that its nice to visit, but nothing ever too specific.
Thanks, though.
190108 No.76314
>>76313
Were you looking for ideas/recommendations?
c4fc97 No.76315
>>76314
In a sense, yes.
Although, I won't be travelling out of the country any time soon.
Got some plans with friends over christmas, but it'll be more local.
Mostly just curiosity, though.
190108 No.76316
>>76315
Okay! I assumed it was just conversational until your said thank you.
Your parents won't make you come home for Christmas? Probably a bit more enjoyable with friends.
c4fc97 No.76317
>>76316
I'll be able to dodge them over thanksgiving, but I can't avoid them for Christmas as well.
The break is a long one though, so I'll have more than enough time for both.
The main reason is that everybody will be back in town over christmas, since my friends all scattered across the country fro college.
190108 No.76318
>>76317
Oh yeah, you get like two weeks or something. And now that I think about it, going home wouldn't be a massive imposition on you anyways since you're not that far away.
It's good that you're keeping in contact with your high school friends even after, though.
c4fc97 No.76319
>>76318
It's only an hour and a half away.
An hour if you drive fast.
Yeah, we're pretty close, since we've known each other for 6ish(?) years now. Discord has been really useful for that. I was honestly really afraid that we wouldn't be able to stay in contact, and I'm happy it turned out differently.
660476 No.76320
>>76309
Your house.
>>76318
About a month really.
190108 No.76321
>>76319
Oh yeah, that's not bad at all! I've probably said before, but I'm about eight by bus, so I only make the trip every two years or so. My dad is still pouty today that I missed his wedding in like 2011 to do overtime.
That is good. Please make an effort to keep that up.
>>76320
Geez, that's a long time to do nothing at all!
660476 No.76322
>>76321
You would want a month of doing nothing at all if you went to college!
190108 No.76323
>>76322
But being a shut in for like a month during college was the darkest point in my life so far, though.
c4fc97 No.76324
>>76320
I have no response for that.
>>76321
That's a really long ways to travel.
That is something to be pouty about, I'd think.
I'm doing my best.
190108 No.76325
>>76324
When I'm actually driving it will be much better, it's just under 600 kilometers.
Circumstances were different then.
Are you not at school today?
c4fc97 No.76326
>>76325
That's still a long drive for just 1 person to do.
I had classes early in the morning today, but that was it.
660476 No.76327
>>76323
>darkest
Without context this speaks volumes!
>>76324
That's good to hear. :^) But mostly the same as Ese's answer, maybe just anywhere else with good sites and I can get in and out safely.
190108 No.76328
>>76326
That's a very good schedule for a Friday.
Are you in for the rest of the evening, then?
190108 No.76329
>>76327
It shouldn't without context!
c4fc97 No.76330
>>76328
Yes, I'm quite happy with it.
I'll be around until late tonight, most likely.
190108 No.76331
>>76330
Perhaps you could utilize your non-schoolwork free time by enjoying the new Wolfenstein.
c4fc97 No.76332
>>76331
Too busy enjoying the new Mario
Wolfenstein looks fun though.
190108 No.76333
>>76332
I guess you need to justify your Switch purchase somehow.
I'm sure it is fun at least. Pirate it though, when you get around to it.
c4fc97 No.76334
>>76333
Yeah. After that it's nothing until XC2.
I didn't like the new Doom game too much.
Or I'll just wait for it to go on sale or something down the line.
190108 No.76335
I think my T's gone up, I just noticed I have like five chest hairs all of a sudden.
>>76334
I have the New 3DS one but that's it, I haven't really played any of that series.
You're the first person I've heard say that, actually.
c4fc97 No.76336
>>76335
I've played a good bit of the first one on N3ds as well. I'm more excited about the soundtrack than anything, the Xeno games are always wonderful in that regard.
I stopped playing it for a silly reason. The shotgun sound effect was so boring it made me put down the game.
190108 No.76338
>>76336
The soundtrack saves a mediocre game sometimes.
Ah well, a reason is a reason. It is a shame one, though.
Goodbye for now!
190108 No.76339
c4fc97 No.76340
>>76338
Goodbye, have a nice time.
>>76337
Hello.
1c8ffd No.76341
>>76340
I wonder….Is Wolfenstien any good?
c4fc97 No.76342
>>76341
Probably.
I saw a pretty cool video of it a while ago of you running around in a wheelchair blasting people.
1c8ffd No.76343
>>76342
Sounds like a cheap gimmick for LPers to make videos about.
c4fc97 No.76344
>>76343
Well excuse me, Mr. No Fun.
1c8ffd No.76346
I want to go shooting with Reisen!
c4fc97 No.76347
>>76345
From the person who doesn't play games.
1c8ffd No.76348
>>76347
I play them on my Vita all the time.
c4fc97 No.76349
>>76348
But fox!
Vita has no games!
1c8ffd No.76350
>>76349
Memes are not reality.
c4fc97 No.76351
>>76350
Memes are inspired by reality.
1c8ffd No.76352
>>76351
/v/ lies a lot.
Therefore, their memes are not inspired by reality.
Also, have /v/ memes ever been funny?
c4fc97 No.76353
>>76352
Sorry.
I'll put a disclaimer now.
Vita has no games*
*That I want to play
1c8ffd No.76354
>>76353
Get better tastes senpai.
1c8ffd No.76356
>>76355
Is that challenge?
Because I have big cock here.
c4fc97 No.76357
>>76356
It is.
Do your best.
1c8ffd No.76358
>>76357
Suppose you can read Fate then since you have it.
c4fc97 No.76359
>>76358
It'll find it's way into the trash if that happens.
c4fc97 No.76365
>>76364
That is the case, it seems.
1c8ffd No.76366
>>76365
Time to force you to read Fate Hollow by tying you to a chair.
c4fc97 No.76367
>>76366
That's an easy way to really make me dislike you.
1c8ffd No.76368
>>76367
Money is a great equalizer.
c4fc97 No.76369
>>76368
You're gonna pay me to play some videogame while strapped to a chair?
1c8ffd No.76370
>>76369
Yes, I'm conceited. But not vindictive.
c4fc97 No.76371
>>76370
I feel like you're the type to do that and then give me a penny.
1c8ffd No.76372
>>76371
That could be.
But it's still compensation. Besides, I was just thinking how a vibrator would be a better compensation than money.
Take your pick.
c4fc97 No.76373
>>76372
I'll take the penny, please.
1c8ffd No.76374
>>76373
I think you'll learn to love the vibrator.
Like that one doujin where the boy steals the library book.
c4fc97 No.76375
>>76374
Fine.
I'll do what you want, and take the vibrator.
1c8ffd No.76376
>>76375
Perhaps we should put more points in your constitution first…
c4fc97 No.76377
>>76376
I need points in just about everything.
1c8ffd No.76378
>>76377
Alright, 100 points in dexterity and speed. But only 40 points in equal parts in everything else.
c4fc97 No.76379
>>76378
And how do I go about leveling up?
1c8ffd No.76380
>>76379
You talk to the fire watcher of course.
She has everything for you.
One level up per campaign.
c4fc97 No.76381
>>76380
>per campaign
That means I only get one level.
Nice.
1c8ffd No.76382
>>76381
You ran two campiagns already.
That's where your points came from.
Also.
https://imgur.com/a/KR36z
c4fc97 No.76383
>>76382
Oh, neato.
What's my surroundings like?
>posting the gay new version and not the perfect old one
1c8ffd No.76386
>>76385
You get 3 choices!
1)Priest pack
Which includes a holy book, a candle and a amulet.
2)Thief pack
Which includes a pair of gloves, silence spell and a sleep pack
3)Mystery pack
Don't choose this pack
c4fc97 No.76387
>>76386
Only one that has anything of value is the thief pack.
1c8ffd No.76388
>>76387
The thief pack contains a highschool girl's team one piece.
That is your glove.
c4fc97 No.76389
>>76388
Do not equip, I'll stash it in the inventory for now.
Is there any landmarks or anything of note around me, or is it just an expansive desert?
1c8ffd No.76390
>>76389
The sand is unlike any desert sand you've seen.
The landscape is not like your typical desert.
The ground is cracked and segregated in large chunks.
The sky is expansive and a light blue. There are no sand dunes or oasis's. What you do see is what looks like a small black dot in the distance.
c4fc97 No.76391
>>76390
I'll begin moving towards the black dot in the distance, being careful to not exhaust myself on the way over.
1c8ffd No.76392
>>76391
You walk 14 miles before arriving at the black dot.
The black dot is column with a distinct pattern on it.
There are 15 arrows pointing in 5 directions.
The first arrow is up, the second arrow is right, the third arrow is left, the fourth arrow is down and the fifth is pointing at a 65 degree angle from the first arrow.
The pattern repeats until there are no more arrows.
Every fifth arrow is changing directions by 65 degrees.
c4fc97 No.76394
>>76392
Touch the arrows.
Is there anything strange about the column besides the arrows?
1c8ffd No.76395
>>76394
Arrows are about 3000 years old.
The column is only about 5 feet tall. There is nothing besides the column as far as the eye can see.
c4fc97 No.76396
>>76395
Spin around in circles.
1c8ffd No.76397
>>76396
You fall into an oubliette.
c4fc97 No.76398
>>76397
Any damage, or anything?
What's the dungeon like?
1c8ffd No.76399
>>76398
No damage.
It appears to be a nice dungeon that is well lit and spacious.
Strangely, there's a park bench in the shape of an arrow pointing 45 degrees below normal.
c4fc97 No.76400
>>76399
Go in the direction that the arrow is pointing.
Equip the one piece. Gotta be careful.
1c8ffd No.76401
>>76400
>>76400
Arrow is pointing down.
There's only four paths leading out of the main area. One facing north, one facing south, one facing west, one facing east.
1c8ffd No.76403
>>76402
As you head through the north entrance you walk a ways.
You reach a large marble staircase that gives you a view of the entire north side of the dungeon. As you take in the surroundings. You see a large, tall castle that twists to the top of the dungeon. It appears the castle reaches the top.
Perhaps an exit?
c4fc97 No.76404
>>76403
Investigate to confirm/deny if it's an exit or not.
1c8ffd No.76405
>>76404
Judging the view. It appears that the castle is being consumed by earth.
1c8ffd No.76407
>>76406
It's a long ways to the castle.
A mysterious friend appears and it seems to be pointing down.
c4fc97 No.76408
>>76407
Fine, fine.
I'll follow where he's going.
1c8ffd No.76409
>>76408
You walk down the staircase and there's an entrance to your right.
c4fc97 No.76410
>>76409
Is the friend following, or is he staying put?
Go through the entrance.
1c8ffd No.76411
>>76410
The arrow is not there.
It appears that there is a linear corridor that ends and splits into two directions.
c4fc97 No.76412
>>76411
The rightmost one!
1c8ffd No.76413
>>76412
You take the right direction and are immediately greeted by three corridors. One going straight, one going right. One going left.
1c8ffd No.76415
>>76414
A slime with bone spikes is there!
You encountered a sweeper!
c4fc97 No.76416
>>76415
Pull one of the bone spikes out of the slime, and equip as main weapon.
1c8ffd No.76417
>>76416
Sweeper is wobbling.
c4fc97 No.76418
>>76417
Examine sweeper.
What is it?
1c8ffd No.76419
>>76418
Sweeper bites the bone sword in half.
You take 3 damage and now have a short sword.
1c8ffd No.76421
>>76420
Sweeper disintegrates and the smaller slimes run past you.
Behind the sweeper appears to be a wall.
c4fc97 No.76422
>>76421
Hit it with the bone.
1c8ffd No.76423
>>76422
Very solid thud.
The old friend is pointing backwards.
c4fc97 No.76424
>>76423
I turn to him and shrug, then motion for him to lead the way.
1c8ffd No.76425
>>76424
Arrow stays stationary.
c4fc97 No.76426
>>76425
Go the way it's pointing, then.
1c8ffd No.76427
>>76426
Back into the original hallway.
Two directions to go.
Straight or right.
c4fc97 No.76428
>>76427
I always was a straight kind of person.
1c8ffd No.76429
>>76428
The corridor goes for a ways and then that curving and hooks around to a 4-way. The first direction is straight, the next direction is left and the next direction is right.
c4fc97 No.76432
>>76431
Head back, go left.
1c8ffd No.76433
>>76432
You go left and the corridor hooks around and you end up in the same place.
c4fc97 No.76434
>>76433
Well.
Take the last one, then.
1c8ffd No.76435
>>76434
A marble staircase!
1c8ffd No.76437
>>76436
You seem to be at the same place that you fell down.
c4fc97 No.76438
>>76437
Time for the tower, then.
1c8ffd No.76439
>>76438
The tower is a long way and there's still three paths that you haven't chosen~
c4fc97 No.76440
>>76439
I need a higher INT stat, I've forgotten which ones I've gone down.
Try east?
1c8ffd No.76441
>>76440
You reach a ledge.
But from there you see a endless expanse of labyrinths reaching as the eye can see.
c4fc97 No.76442
>>76441
Gonna need a party for that one.
Go back, and try west?
1c8ffd No.76443
>>76442
Appears infinite labyrinths as far as the eye can see.
It appears you're in a resting spot.
c4fc97 No.76444
>>76443
I guess I'll pull out the sleeping pack and take a nap, then.
1c8ffd No.76445
>>76444
You rest for the night and resume tomorrow.
c4fc97 No.76448
>>76447
Look for my little arrow friend.
1c8ffd No.76449
>>76448
Arrow is in the same location as last time.
1c8ffd No.76451
>>76450
You go back down the marble stairwell.
And you come to the same location where the labyrinth splits left or right.
c4fc97 No.76452
>>76451
I lay down and cry, realizing that I'll die in this labyrinth.
1c8ffd No.76453
>>76452
There's always the arrows.
c4fc97 No.76454
>>76453
I'll follow them, then.
1c8ffd No.76455
>>76454
Arrows are fickle creatures and only appear if you are truly lost.
c4fc97 No.76456
>>76455
I'm lost.
I go into the menu and turn on easy mode.
1c8ffd No.76457
>>76456
You didn't go right.
c4fc97 No.76458
>>76457
I thank the kind hint-san and head right.
1c8ffd No.76459
>>76458
You walk for some time following the scarce arrow friend.
Eventually, you wind up in a cul-de-sac with a weeping statue.
c4fc97 No.76460
>>76459
I'll pat the statue's head.
1c8ffd No.76461
>>76460
Continues weeping.
c4fc97 No.76462
>>76461
Poor statue.
Examine it closer.
1c8ffd No.76463
>>76462
Continues weeping.
1c8ffd No.76465
>>76464
Continues weeping.
Ask what's wrong
c4fc97 No.76466
>>76465
Hugs usually fix crying
What's wrong, Mr. Statue?
1c8ffd No.76467
>>76466
He's stuck on a riddle that he's been pondering for about 3000 years. He mentions that the cul-de-sac is not a actual cul-de-sac but a safe area where the true path lies.
c4fc97 No.76468
>>76467
I'll ask him about the riddle, and offer my assistance.
1c8ffd No.76469
>>76468
The riddle:
What's the beginning of eternity,
the end of time and space,
the beginning of the end,
and the end of every place?
c4fc97 No.76470
>>76469
Not wanting to discount the statue's 3000 years of thought, I give him a hint.
Think of how the words are spelled.
1c8ffd No.76471
>>76470
Nothing happens and a monster appears and attacks you.
c4fc97 No.76472
>>76471
Fine.
I'll engage, and attempt to hit with my bone sword.
1c8ffd No.76473
>>76472
Get two gold and the statue continues weeping.
c4fc97 No.76474
>>76473
Fine.
I just tell him the answer, it's the letter E.
1c8ffd No.76475
>>76474
A section of wall rolls back and behind it is a long and winding path.
1c8ffd No.76477
>>76476
You walk in a long coil walking and walking and walking and walking walking. Finally, you reach a 4-way intersection.
c4fc97 No.76478
>>76477
I pull out my adventurer's notebook, and write myself a reminder to whack the person whoever designed this dungeon.
Assuming I enter from the south, I'll head north.
1c8ffd No.76479
>>76478
A dead end but a plaque.
"A Tale of birds without a voice"
First flew a greedy pelican, eager for the reward, white wings flailing.
Then came a silent a silent dove, flying beyond the pelican, as far as he could.
c4fc97 No.76480
>>76479
Is that all it says?
1c8ffd No.76481
>>76480
There's other paths
c4fc97 No.76482
>>76481
Oh, fine.
Go back to the room, then east.
1c8ffd No.76483
>>76482
A dead end!
And also a plaque!
"Finally, out comes a Crow,
coming quickly to a stop, yawning and then napping.
Who will show the way?
Who will be the key?
Who will lead to the silver reward?"
1c8ffd No.76485
>>76484
Same plaque that you read prior.
c4fc97 No.76486
>>76485
?
There the same plaque in 2 rooms?
1c8ffd No.76487
>>76486
You walk backwards I think.
Anyways, you enter into next room.
and there's a plaque and a hole.
The plaque says:
"A Raven flies in,
flying higher than the Dove.
Just to show he can.
A Swan glides in to find a peaceful spot
next to another bird."
c4fc97 No.76488
>>76487
I go back to the room with the ending.
The pelican will show the way, the dove will be the key, and the raven will lead to the reward?
I really don't get it.
c4fc97 No.76490
>>76489
Fuck.
Well, better start going for trial and error.
1c8ffd No.76491
>>76490
Okay, where to look?
c4fc97 No.76492
>>76491
Back to the main room!
1c8ffd No.76493
>>76492
Same thing as before.
1c8ffd No.76495
>>76494
Same thing as before!
c4fc97 No.76498
>>76497
I'll softly tug on hint-san's sleeve and look at them with needy eyes.
1c8ffd No.76499
>>76498
The arrow is a true adventurers friend.
c4fc97 No.76500
>>76499
Go back to the main room and check for one.
1c8ffd No.76501
>>76500
Arrow is pointing at dead end with the hole in the wall.
c4fc97 No.76502
>>76501
Poke into the hole in the wall.
1c8ffd No.76503
>>76502
A mechanical device makes a clink noise.
c4fc97 No.76504
>>76503
Check all of the surrounding rooms for anything different.
c4fc97 No.76506
>>76505
I give the arrow an angry look.
Back up to the previous set of rooms, then.
c4fc97 No.76508
>>76507
back to the previous previous set.
c4fc97 No.76510
>>76509
All the way back to the beginning!?
1c8ffd No.76511
>>76510
The room with the hole has a dial and the riddle helps you solve the dial.
c4fc97 No.76512
>>76511
Why didn't you say that?
I'll go back and look at the dial.
1c8ffd No.76513
>>76512
I did, I let you let you walk around first.
c4fc97 No.76514
>>76513
What's on the dial, bub?
c4fc97 No.76517
>>76515
Get huge.
>>76516
And the letters are?
1c8ffd No.76519
>>76517
A through Z.
Set the the 5 letters and the wall will open.
1c8ffd No.76521
>>76520
CLINK
CLINK
CLINK
CLINK
POOF.
Nothing.
1c8ffd No.76523
>>76522
Read the riddle again.
c4fc97 No.76524
>>76523
Obviously, but I'm missing something.
Was it the order, or was I completely off?
38b96c No.76526
File: 6a27620b1e8919e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 187.3 KB, 850x1046, 425:523, sample_f8e8c3ce2e32203858f….jpg)
>>76520
HUGE
Ran-shama tits
c4fc97 No.76527
>>76525
To what?
>>76526
An ugly ran-sama tits.
1c8ffd No.76528
>>76527
The order is wrong.
You entered the rooms in non-sequential order so the riddle is skewed.
c4fc97 No.76529
>>76528
I'm utterly confused now.
It's still PDRSC.
38b96c No.76530
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1c8ffd No.76531
>>76529
CLINK
CLINK
CLINK
CLINK
POOF
nothing.
c4fc97 No.76532
>>76530
Not really.
>>76531
The adventurer gives up and accepts his fate.
1c8ffd No.76533
>>76532
The riddles get harder.
DAAGC
c4fc97 No.76534
>>76533
Considering I've googled all of the ones you've thrown at me so far, I don't think I'd make much progress anyways.
1c8ffd No.76535
>>76534
The next two are really difficult.
But you have to find out if you reach the top.
38b96c No.76536
>>76532
Maybe I should stop trying. I ask question instead.
c4fc97 No.76537
>>76535
Fine, fine.
I punch in the letters you gave me.
>>76536
I'm just really picky with art.
1c8ffd No.76538
>>76537
Wall opens.
There's more labyrinth.
1c8ffd No.76540
>>76539
You walk for a long time and you reach a garden.
c4fc97 No.76541
>>76540
Examine the surrounding area.
1c8ffd No.76542
>>76541
An arrow bench and stone plants cover the garden.
c4fc97 No.76543
>>76542
Go the direction the arrow is pointing.
1c8ffd No.76544
>>76543
Arrow is pointing at wall.
c4fc97 No.76545
>>76544
Start feeling up the wall for hidden features.
1c8ffd No.76546
>>76545
Very smooth wall covered in stone vines.
c4fc97 No.76547
>>76546
Anything else of importance in the room?
1c8ffd No.76548
>>76547
There's a bunch of vines furled up about 3 feet in the air.
c4fc97 No.76549
>>76548
I'll give one a yank.
c4fc97 No.76552
>>76551
Ride the goat.
Alternatively, keep yanking on vines.
1c8ffd No.76553
>>76552
Goat doesn't move.