▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76102>>76103
Always the lewd stuff with you.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76103>>76104
>>76102
I like to spice stuff up!
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76104>>76105
>>76103
If you're always posting things like that, it's not exactly spicing things up anymore, is it?
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76105>>76106
>>76104
Have you read the entire thing!
It's like what I post. But with a twist!
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76106>>76107
>>76105
I refuse to read that right now.
I'll check it at a later time, though.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76107>>76108
>>76106
Oh?
Are you in public?
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76108>>76109
>>76107
No, I'm not feeling too great right now.
Might lose my lunch if I look at porn right now, I feel like.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76109>>76110
>>76108
I see you had some bad food!
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76110>>76111
>>76109
That might've been it, I'm not too sure.
Regardless, how are you doing?
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76111>>76112
>>76110
Friend keeps bailing on me and wondering what to eat.
Hmmmm, maybe a sub?
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76112>>76113
>>76111
Subs are usually good.
Can't go wrong with sandwiches usually.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76113>>76114
>>76112
Well, I had another idea for a sub.
But in all seriousness, subway or Potbellys.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76114>>76115
>>76113
Subway, because I've never heard of potbellys before.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76115>>76116
>>76114
You should just come here and eat it.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76116>>76117
>>76115
Put it on the list of things to do when I visit.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76117>>76118
>>76116
So, throw the welcome party when?
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76118>>76119
>>76117
When I arrive?
When else?
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76119>>76120
>>76118
You'll have to tell me. That way the guests can show up!
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76120>>76121
>>76119
I didn't sign up for that.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76121>>76122
>>76120
You didn't say a lot of things.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76122>>76123
>>76121
That is true.
Am I going to be gunned down as I walk in?
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76123>>76124
>>76122
Why would I do that?
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76124>>76125
>>76123
Texans are nutty, gun wielding rednecks.
Gotta be careful down there, you know?
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76125>>76126
>>76124
Texans can't drive.
They're care more about their guns than themselves.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76126>>76127
>>76125
They can't.
Always scary driving down there.
I can understand the sentiment, though.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76127>>76128
>>76126
If anything, women shouldn't be allowed to drive.
same goes with blacks and Mexicans but that's for a different day.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76128>>76129
>>76127
Yes.
Every single time I get cut off or nearly merged into, it's always some cunt or nigger in an SUV.
They should be kicked off the road.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76129>>76130
>>76128
What about women driving dually?
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76130>>76131
>>76129
No.
Truckbros are usually pretty chill, unless they're lifted or lowered.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76131>>76132
>>76130
Personally I think you need a CDL to drive a truck. Because teenagers and women are not emotionally intelligent enough to drive a 2-4 ton truck.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76132>>76133
>>76131
I drove one for about 2-3 years, and currently.
But, it was only a mid-size.
I don't think you need an extra license at all.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76133>>76134
>>76132
You haven't been driven off the road by people driving trucks…
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76134>>76135
>>76133
I have.
But, usually some fat faggot in a lifted one.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76135>>76136
>>76134
>Lifted trucks
Their a menace!
I knew someone that nearly got ran off the road when some jerk in a lifted truck decided to pop a wheelie to get past a line of cars!
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76136>>76137
>>76135
>lifted truck
>popping a wheelie
Wanna know how I know he's lying?
Either way, the trouble that I have is that the lifted ones literally can't see me, since I'm so low to the ground.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76137>>76138
>>76136
Well, it probably wasn't lifted. But the truck was on the right two wheels when it swerved past the car.
That can happen, but only for a split second.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76138>>76139
>>76137
That's not a wheelie!
A wheelie is back two wheels.
The other one is just tipping over like some queer who can't drive.
Cornering in jeeps is scary, since they're so top heavy.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76139>>76140
>>76138
Jeeps are spooky!
I had one and every time it rained I would hydroplane.
Cool car despite the slip and slide aesthetics.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76140>>76141
>>76139
That's because your tires probably sucked.
I've never had an issue hydroplaning in ours.
If you're hydroplaning every time it rains, then it's probably time for new tires.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76141>>76142
>>76140
Here's the spooky part.
They were new tires.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76142>>76143
>>76141
???
I don't believe you one bit, then.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76143>>76144
>>76142
But it's true!
The tires would always do that!
Especially since it rains like a tropical country where I live.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76144>>76145
>>76143
You either got the wrong sort of tires, put them on backwards, or got some ghetto shit.
Or, maybe the rain was just really that bad, and I'm underestimating it.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76145>>76146
>>76144
Who knows, that car was slightly cursed.
I had electrical problems with it too. which was an error when I got my battery replaced.
The mechanic put a lawn mower battery in the car instead of a car battery
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76146>>76147
>>76145
What year was it?
We've had some issues with ours, but it's 30 years old.
This is why you don't trust a stranger with jobs simple enough a brick could do them.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76147>>76148
>>76146
1999 Cherokee?
Can't remember the year. Plus, blame my parents!
They went to Wal-mart and that's when it started!
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76148>>76149
>>76147
Oh, I thought you meant a wrangler.
That's what I mean when I say Jeep.
Cherokees are good cars!
Batteries are probably the easiest thing to replace in a car. Just out and in.
Walmart isn't a very good place to go.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76149>>76150
>>76148
Well, yeah.
The mechanics that work there are stupid.
Also, anything good on Halloween sale?
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76150>>76151
>>76149
Don't take it to wallmart next time.
I'm not sure. I haven't been looking at PC stuff in a long while.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76151>>76152
>>76150
Moekuri is on sale.
I wonder though…
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76152>>76153
>>76151
Why not grab something?
You haven't been playing much lately, right?
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76154>>76155
>>76153
Whatever could you mean??
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76157>>76158
>>76156
For a computational fluid package.
It's alright.
Also, opinions on Doki Doki Lit club?
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76158>>76159
>>76157
zzzzzzzzz
I have no opinion. I haven't touched it.
Not my sort of thing, really.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76159>>76160
>>76158
>Says the person that played Katawa Shoujo
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76160>>76161
>>76159
Yep.
It was my first VN, kill me.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76162>>76164
>>76161
What if I actually get cancer?
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76163>>76165
Fuck.
Also, my first VN was some hentai game.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76164>>76166
>>76162
That's what you get for choosing bacon and not choosing Misha.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76166>>76169
>>76164
Fuck that, Lilly was best girl.
Lesbian and Chernobyl victim can leave.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76167
>Elminage Gothic is 2.99$
>Couple DRPGs are really cheap
Argh, food time.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76170
>>76169
Again, coming from you, that's pretty funny.
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76173
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76175
I'M A GHOST!
WOOOO~
SPOOKY!
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76177>>76178 >>76179
>>76176
It will be for the remainder of the night, at least from me.
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76179>>76181
>>76177
Me too. Ugh. Not a good day.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76180>>76182
>>76178
About 10:30 I'm leaving with a friend to do some things.
I guess I can stay until a bit before then.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76181>>76189
>>76179
Are there even good days any more?
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76183>>76184
>>76182
Yes, really.
Just for you.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76184>>76185
>>76183
You're under arrest for leading me on!
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76185>>76186
>>76184
Take me in, officer.
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76189>>76190
>>76181
They were always rare. Once they come, the extremely bad days always follow. Some nigger curse at work most likely.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76191>>76193
>>76190
pls, I'm eccentric.
Not crazy.
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76192>>76195
>>76190
Nigger voodoo or jewish blood magic from goyim sacrifices.
Fuck it I should get something to eat and work out.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76195>>76196 >>76197
>>76194
>>76192
Go eat already.
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76197>>76198
>>76195
Desu Ran Bridget Kirby pls….do I have to leave you to eat? ;.;
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76199>>76200
>>76198
So, which should I get Moekuri or Pantyparty?
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76200>>76203
>>76199
Just going off the title alone, those both sound like Nekopara and Sakura games in the "I'm a weeaboo" starter pack.
But that's the vita for you!
Get moe.
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76201>>76202
Okay I'll eat. Reluctantly, Ran-shama.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76202
>>76201
Cursed image.
Enjoy the meal.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76203>>76204
>>76200
Cause the DS is much better right?
Oh wait.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76204>>76205
>>76203
I've had played more enjoyable DS games than Vita games.
Explain that!
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76205>>76206
>>76204
You have shit taste.
Just as I expected.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76207>>76208
>>76206
Are you still playing your 3DS?
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76208>>76209
>>76207
No, I've got a switch now.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76209>>76210
>>76208
Who would have guessed that?
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76211>>76212
>>76210
I got moekuri.
One of the girls looks like Coco from Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka?
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76212>>76213
>>76211
Congrats on your purchase.
I haven't watched that show, but I've read doujins of it
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76214>>76215
>>76213
What's brought this on?
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76215>>76216
>>76214
You don't lewd those girls.
They're pure.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76216>>76217
>>76215
I'll lewd whoever I damn please.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76217>>76218
>>76216
I could fap those implications.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76223>>76224
>>76222
First you must solve this riddle.
I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76224>>76225
>>76223
Not enough information.
Kuso riddle.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76225>>76226
>>76224
You get eaten by the Sphinx.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76226>>76228
>>76225
Good.
See you in the afterlife.
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76227>>76229
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76228>>76230
>>76226
This means you turn into pop!
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76229
>>76227
Prostate massage with bare hands.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76231>>76232
>>76230
Well, at least you'll finally see another sphincter.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76232>>76233
>>76231
Maybe I will leave you early.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76236>>76237
>>76235
I like her better when the hood is off.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76237>>76238
>>76236
The hood makes her more kawaii desu.
Besides, the hood is another character.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76238>>76239
>>76237
Like suwako's hat?
That's a bit strange.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76239>>76241
>>76238
The hood is an Egyptian god.
The girl is just a enabler.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76241>>76242
>>76239
So it's just standard fate fuckery.
Gotcha
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76242>>76243
>>76241
That's because its all a computer simulation.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76243>>76244
>>76242
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76244>>76245
>>76243
Miedos are in Fate GO
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76245>>76246
>>76244
Yes, so is ryougi, arcueid, etc etc
What's your point?
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76246>>76247
>>76245
How did you find out?
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76247>>76248
>>76246
It doesn't take a genius to guess that they would be in there.
I saw pictures in a thread a long time ago.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76251>>76252
>>76250
play what?
Grand Order?
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76253>>76254 >>76255
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76254>>76256
>>76252
You knew the answer to that question when you asked it.
>>76253
live.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76257>>76258
>>76256
I guess that's that.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76258>>76259
>>76257
You're playing it?
C-Can you tell me how it is?!
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76259>>76260
>>76258
I'm going to bonk you over the head.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76260>>76261
>>76259
I welcome any physical contact.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76261>>76262
>>76260
Fine.
I'll show up with a rolled-up magazine in hand.
That will be my greeting to you.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76262>>76263
>>76261
Inversely, I'll shove the rolled up magazine up your ass.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76263>>76264
>>76262
Good.
It's no fun unless there's a bit of a struggle, eh?
It always seems to end with my butt, you queer
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76264>>76265
>>76263
You always came off as a massive butt slut.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76265>>76266
>>76264
That's your pervy mind doing the talking.
I am no such thing.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76266>>76267
>>76265
I don't believe you.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76267>>76268
>>76266
That's fine.
There's a little bit of truth in it, but that's the last you'll hear of it.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76269>>76271
>>76268
You're secretly an old man?
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76270>>76272
I really don't want to eat. Too meh.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76271>>76272
>>76269
There weren't many men in that society.
So, her imagination was limited.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76272>>76273 >>76275
>>76270
Skipping a meal is fine, just make sure you eat something tomorrow.
>>76271
>a society with little men
perish the thought.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76273>>76274
>>76272
That's Japan for you.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76274>>76277
>>76273
I quite like Japan.
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76275>>76276
>>76272
I fasted for 24 hours in the past.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76276>>76278
>>76275
Beat my 48!
I had water to drink, though. So you might not count that.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76277>>76279
>>76274
That's because you're der letzte Mensch.
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76278>>76279
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76279>>76280 >>76281
>>76277
I'm too burnt out to look that up.
Either way, my friend will be here to whisk me away soon, so I'll take my leave.
Good night, Goodbye, Fox.
>>76278
I was only joking. You should eat.
Until next time, Error.
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76280
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76282>>76283
I'm stuck all alone now with Fox. haelp.
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76284>>76285
>>76283
SEND HELP. I AM BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY BADFOX
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76286>>76287
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76288>>76289
>>76287
Badfox is being…..bad.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76291>>76292
>>76290
Don't make me bring out my worst weapon.
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76292>>76294
>>76291
Is it a robotic Richard Simmons?
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76293
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
WELL GO AHEAD, DO YOUR WORST!
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76295>>76296
>>76294
DO YOUR WORST YOU NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76296>>76297
>>76295
You really don't want that!
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76297>>76298
>>76296
I know your tactics and your fetishes and sluttyness, you hoe~!
I AM IMPERVIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76299>>76300
>>76298
Is this one of your fantasies, Fox?
Srsly, is there anything you wouldn't do?
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76300>>76301
>>76299
Glycerin enemas is a little too far for me.
Plus, that would probably end in cancer.
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76301>>76302
>>76300
>Too far for me.
Uh huh..okay fox.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76302>>76303
>>76301
Do you really want to bleed out your rear-end?
That seems really unpleasant.
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76303>>76304
>>76302
Of course not. But you're badfox. You would do just about anything.
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76305>>76306
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76306>>76307
>>76305
See!
No one wants that!
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76307>>76308
>>76306
I thought your worst was going to be doing something lewd like hand holding.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76309>>76310 >>76320
What sort of places would you like to travel to?
Asking anyone and everyone.
▶ 590233 (1) No.76310>>76311
>>76309
Realistically, I'm unlikely to do any travel outside of continental America, but it would be nice to visit Japan or almostanywhere in Eastern Europe.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76311>>76312
>>76310
Any specifics on what you'd like to do/see in Europe?
▶ 190108 (14) No.76312>>76313
>>76311
Oh, heavens no.
I don't even know what they would have that we don't other than real architecture and beautiful women with self respect.
I'm just under the impression they're very nice places to visit.
▶ ca288d (1) No.76313>>76314
>>76312
Aw, okay.
I mean, I would be in the same boat. Only ever heard that its nice to visit, but nothing ever too specific.
Thanks, though.
▶ 190108 (14) No.76314>>76315
>>76313
Were you looking for ideas/recommendations?
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76315>>76316
>>76314
In a sense, yes.
Although, I won't be travelling out of the country any time soon.
Got some plans with friends over christmas, but it'll be more local.
Mostly just curiosity, though.
▶ 190108 (14) No.76316>>76317
>>76315
Okay! I assumed it was just conversational until your said thank you.
Your parents won't make you come home for Christmas? Probably a bit more enjoyable with friends.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76317>>76318
>>76316
I'll be able to dodge them over thanksgiving, but I can't avoid them for Christmas as well.
The break is a long one though, so I'll have more than enough time for both.
The main reason is that everybody will be back in town over christmas, since my friends all scattered across the country fro college.
▶ 190108 (14) No.76318>>76319 >>76320
>>76317
Oh yeah, you get like two weeks or something. And now that I think about it, going home wouldn't be a massive imposition on you anyways since you're not that far away.
It's good that you're keeping in contact with your high school friends even after, though.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76319>>76321
>>76318
It's only an hour and a half away.
An hour if you drive fast.
Yeah, we're pretty close, since we've known each other for 6ish(?) years now. Discord has been really useful for that. I was honestly really afraid that we wouldn't be able to stay in contact, and I'm happy it turned out differently.
▶ 660476 (3) No.76320>>76321 >>76324
>>76309
Your house.
>>76318
About a month really.
▶ 190108 (14) No.76321>>76322 >>76324
>>76319
Oh yeah, that's not bad at all! I've probably said before, but I'm about eight by bus, so I only make the trip every two years or so. My dad is still pouty today that I missed his wedding in like 2011 to do overtime.
That is good. Please make an effort to keep that up.
>>76320
Geez, that's a long time to do nothing at all!
▶ 660476 (3) No.76322>>76323
>>76321
You would want a month of doing nothing at all if you went to college!
▶ 190108 (14) No.76323>>76327
>>76322
But being a shut in for like a month during college was the darkest point in my life so far, though.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76324>>76325 >>76327
>>76320
I have no response for that.
>>76321
That's a really long ways to travel.
That is something to be pouty about, I'd think.
I'm doing my best.
▶ 190108 (14) No.76325>>76326
>>76324
When I'm actually driving it will be much better, it's just under 600 kilometers.
Circumstances were different then.
Are you not at school today?
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76326>>76328
>>76325
That's still a long drive for just 1 person to do.
I had classes early in the morning today, but that was it.
▶ 660476 (3) No.76327>>76329
>>76323
>darkest
Without context this speaks volumes!
>>76324
That's good to hear. :^) But mostly the same as Ese's answer, maybe just anywhere else with good sites and I can get in and out safely.
▶ 190108 (14) No.76328>>76330
>>76326
That's a very good schedule for a Friday.
Are you in for the rest of the evening, then?
▶ 190108 (14) No.76329
>>76327
It shouldn't without context!
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76330>>76331
>>76328
Yes, I'm quite happy with it.
I'll be around until late tonight, most likely.
▶ 190108 (14) No.76331>>76332
>>76330
Perhaps you could utilize your non-schoolwork free time by enjoying the new Wolfenstein.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76332>>76333
>>76331
Too busy enjoying the new Mario
Wolfenstein looks fun though.
▶ 190108 (14) No.76333>>76334
>>76332
I guess you need to justify your Switch purchase somehow.
I'm sure it is fun at least. Pirate it though, when you get around to it.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76334>>76335
>>76333
Yeah. After that it's nothing until XC2.
I didn't like the new Doom game too much.
Or I'll just wait for it to go on sale or something down the line.
▶ 190108 (14) No.76335>>76336
I think my T's gone up, I just noticed I have like five chest hairs all of a sudden.
>>76334
I have the New 3DS one but that's it, I haven't really played any of that series.
You're the first person I've heard say that, actually.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76336>>76338
>>76335
I've played a good bit of the first one on N3ds as well. I'm more excited about the soundtrack than anything, the Xeno games are always wonderful in that regard.
I stopped playing it for a silly reason. The shotgun sound effect was so boring it made me put down the game.
▶ 190108 (14) No.76338>>76339 >>76340
>>76336
The soundtrack saves a mediocre game sometimes.
Ah well, a reason is a reason. It is a shame one, though.
Goodbye for now!
▶ 190108 (14) No.76339
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76340>>76341
>>76338
Goodbye, have a nice time.
>>76337
Hello.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76341>>76342
>>76340
I wonder….Is Wolfenstien any good?
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76342>>76343
>>76341
Probably.
I saw a pretty cool video of it a while ago of you running around in a wheelchair blasting people.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76343>>76344
>>76342
Sounds like a cheap gimmick for LPers to make videos about.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76344>>76345
>>76343
Well excuse me, Mr. No Fun.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76346
I want to go shooting with Reisen!
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76347>>76348
>>76345
From the person who doesn't play games.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76348>>76349
>>76347
I play them on my Vita all the time.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76349>>76350
>>76348
But fox!
Vita has no games!
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76350>>76351
>>76349
Memes are not reality.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76351>>76352
>>76350
Memes are inspired by reality.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76352>>76353
>>76351
/v/ lies a lot.
Therefore, their memes are not inspired by reality.
Also, have /v/ memes ever been funny?
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76353>>76354
>>76352
Sorry.
I'll put a disclaimer now.
Vita has no games*
*That I want to play
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76354>>76355
>>76353
Get better tastes senpai.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76356>>76357
>>76355
Is that challenge?
Because I have big cock here.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76357>>76358
>>76356
It is.
Do your best.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76358>>76359
>>76357
Suppose you can read Fate then since you have it.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76359>>76360
>>76358
It'll find it's way into the trash if that happens.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76365>>76366
>>76364
That is the case, it seems.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76366>>76367
>>76365
Time to force you to read Fate Hollow by tying you to a chair.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76367>>76368
>>76366
That's an easy way to really make me dislike you.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76368>>76369
>>76367
Money is a great equalizer.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76369>>76370
>>76368
You're gonna pay me to play some videogame while strapped to a chair?
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76370>>76371
>>76369
Yes, I'm conceited. But not vindictive.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76371>>76372
>>76370
I feel like you're the type to do that and then give me a penny.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76372>>76373
>>76371
That could be.
But it's still compensation. Besides, I was just thinking how a vibrator would be a better compensation than money.
Take your pick.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76373>>76374
>>76372
I'll take the penny, please.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76374>>76375
>>76373
I think you'll learn to love the vibrator.
Like that one doujin where the boy steals the library book.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76375>>76376
>>76374
Fine.
I'll do what you want, and take the vibrator.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76376>>76377
>>76375
Perhaps we should put more points in your constitution first…
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76377>>76378
>>76376
I need points in just about everything.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76378>>76379
>>76377
Alright, 100 points in dexterity and speed. But only 40 points in equal parts in everything else.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76379>>76380
>>76378
And how do I go about leveling up?
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76380>>76381
>>76379
You talk to the fire watcher of course.
She has everything for you.
One level up per campaign.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76381>>76382
>>76380
>per campaign
That means I only get one level.
Nice.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76382>>76383
>>76381
You ran two campiagns already.
That's where your points came from.
Also.
https://imgur.com/a/KR36z
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76383>>76384
>>76382
Oh, neato.
What's my surroundings like?
>posting the gay new version and not the perfect old one
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76386>>76387
>>76385
You get 3 choices!
1)Priest pack
Which includes a holy book, a candle and a amulet.
2)Thief pack
Which includes a pair of gloves, silence spell and a sleep pack
3)Mystery pack
Don't choose this pack
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76387>>76388
>>76386
Only one that has anything of value is the thief pack.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76388>>76389
>>76387
The thief pack contains a highschool girl's team one piece.
That is your glove.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76389>>76390
>>76388
Do not equip, I'll stash it in the inventory for now.
Is there any landmarks or anything of note around me, or is it just an expansive desert?
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76390>>76391
>>76389
The sand is unlike any desert sand you've seen.
The landscape is not like your typical desert.
The ground is cracked and segregated in large chunks.
The sky is expansive and a light blue. There are no sand dunes or oasis's. What you do see is what looks like a small black dot in the distance.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76391>>76392
>>76390
I'll begin moving towards the black dot in the distance, being careful to not exhaust myself on the way over.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76392>>76394
>>76391
You walk 14 miles before arriving at the black dot.
The black dot is column with a distinct pattern on it.
There are 15 arrows pointing in 5 directions.
The first arrow is up, the second arrow is right, the third arrow is left, the fourth arrow is down and the fifth is pointing at a 65 degree angle from the first arrow.
The pattern repeats until there are no more arrows.
Every fifth arrow is changing directions by 65 degrees.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76394>>76395
>>76392
Touch the arrows.
Is there anything strange about the column besides the arrows?
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76395>>76396
>>76394
Arrows are about 3000 years old.
The column is only about 5 feet tall. There is nothing besides the column as far as the eye can see.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76396>>76397
>>76395
Spin around in circles.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76397>>76398
>>76396
You fall into an oubliette.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76398>>76399
>>76397
Any damage, or anything?
What's the dungeon like?
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76399>>76400
>>76398
No damage.
It appears to be a nice dungeon that is well lit and spacious.
Strangely, there's a park bench in the shape of an arrow pointing 45 degrees below normal.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76400>>76401
>>76399
Go in the direction that the arrow is pointing.
Equip the one piece. Gotta be careful.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76401>>76402
>>76400
>>76400
Arrow is pointing down.
There's only four paths leading out of the main area. One facing north, one facing south, one facing west, one facing east.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76403>>76404
>>76402
As you head through the north entrance you walk a ways.
You reach a large marble staircase that gives you a view of the entire north side of the dungeon. As you take in the surroundings. You see a large, tall castle that twists to the top of the dungeon. It appears the castle reaches the top.
Perhaps an exit?
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76404>>76405
>>76403
Investigate to confirm/deny if it's an exit or not.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76405>>76406
>>76404
Judging the view. It appears that the castle is being consumed by earth.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76407>>76408
>>76406
It's a long ways to the castle.
A mysterious friend appears and it seems to be pointing down.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76408>>76409
>>76407
Fine, fine.
I'll follow where he's going.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76409>>76410
>>76408
You walk down the staircase and there's an entrance to your right.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76410>>76411
>>76409
Is the friend following, or is he staying put?
Go through the entrance.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76411>>76412
>>76410
The arrow is not there.
It appears that there is a linear corridor that ends and splits into two directions.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76412>>76413
>>76411
The rightmost one!
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76413>>76414
>>76412
You take the right direction and are immediately greeted by three corridors. One going straight, one going right. One going left.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76415>>76416
>>76414
A slime with bone spikes is there!
You encountered a sweeper!
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76416>>76417
>>76415
Pull one of the bone spikes out of the slime, and equip as main weapon.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76417>>76418
>>76416
Sweeper is wobbling.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76418>>76419
>>76417
Examine sweeper.
What is it?
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76419>>76420
>>76418
Sweeper bites the bone sword in half.
You take 3 damage and now have a short sword.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76421>>76422
>>76420
Sweeper disintegrates and the smaller slimes run past you.
Behind the sweeper appears to be a wall.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76422>>76423
>>76421
Hit it with the bone.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76423>>76424
>>76422
Very solid thud.
The old friend is pointing backwards.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76424>>76425
>>76423
I turn to him and shrug, then motion for him to lead the way.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76425>>76426
>>76424
Arrow stays stationary.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76426>>76427
>>76425
Go the way it's pointing, then.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76427>>76428
>>76426
Back into the original hallway.
Two directions to go.
Straight or right.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76428>>76429
>>76427
I always was a straight kind of person.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76429>>76430
>>76428
The corridor goes for a ways and then that curving and hooks around to a 4-way. The first direction is straight, the next direction is left and the next direction is right.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76432>>76433
>>76431
Head back, go left.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76433>>76434
>>76432
You go left and the corridor hooks around and you end up in the same place.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76434>>76435
>>76433
Well.
Take the last one, then.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76435>>76436
>>76434
A marble staircase!
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76437>>76438
>>76436
You seem to be at the same place that you fell down.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76438>>76439
>>76437
Time for the tower, then.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76439>>76440
>>76438
The tower is a long way and there's still three paths that you haven't chosen~
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76440>>76441
>>76439
I need a higher INT stat, I've forgotten which ones I've gone down.
Try east?
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76441>>76442
>>76440
You reach a ledge.
But from there you see a endless expanse of labyrinths reaching as the eye can see.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76442>>76443
>>76441
Gonna need a party for that one.
Go back, and try west?
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76443>>76444
>>76442
Appears infinite labyrinths as far as the eye can see.
It appears you're in a resting spot.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76444>>76445
>>76443
I guess I'll pull out the sleeping pack and take a nap, then.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76445>>76446
>>76444
You rest for the night and resume tomorrow.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76448>>76449
>>76447
Look for my little arrow friend.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76449>>76450
>>76448
Arrow is in the same location as last time.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76451>>76452
>>76450
You go back down the marble stairwell.
And you come to the same location where the labyrinth splits left or right.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76452>>76453
>>76451
I lay down and cry, realizing that I'll die in this labyrinth.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76453>>76454
>>76452
There's always the arrows.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76454>>76455
>>76453
I'll follow them, then.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76455>>76456
>>76454
Arrows are fickle creatures and only appear if you are truly lost.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76456>>76457
>>76455
I'm lost.
I go into the menu and turn on easy mode.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76457>>76458
>>76456
You didn't go right.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76458>>76459
>>76457
I thank the kind hint-san and head right.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76459>>76460
>>76458
You walk for some time following the scarce arrow friend.
Eventually, you wind up in a cul-de-sac with a weeping statue.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76460>>76461
>>76459
I'll pat the statue's head.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76461>>76462
>>76460
Continues weeping.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76462>>76463
>>76461
Poor statue.
Examine it closer.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76463>>76464
>>76462
Continues weeping.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76465>>76466
>>76464
Continues weeping.
Ask what's wrong
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76466>>76467
>>76465
Hugs usually fix crying
What's wrong, Mr. Statue?
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76467>>76468
>>76466
He's stuck on a riddle that he's been pondering for about 3000 years. He mentions that the cul-de-sac is not a actual cul-de-sac but a safe area where the true path lies.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76468>>76469
>>76467
I'll ask him about the riddle, and offer my assistance.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76469>>76470
>>76468
The riddle:
What's the beginning of eternity,
the end of time and space,
the beginning of the end,
and the end of every place?
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76470>>76471
>>76469
Not wanting to discount the statue's 3000 years of thought, I give him a hint.
Think of how the words are spelled.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76471>>76472
>>76470
Nothing happens and a monster appears and attacks you.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76472>>76473
>>76471
Fine.
I'll engage, and attempt to hit with my bone sword.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76473>>76474
>>76472
Get two gold and the statue continues weeping.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76474>>76475
>>76473
Fine.
I just tell him the answer, it's the letter E.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76475>>76476
>>76474
A section of wall rolls back and behind it is a long and winding path.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76477>>76478
>>76476
You walk in a long coil walking and walking and walking and walking walking. Finally, you reach a 4-way intersection.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76478>>76479
>>76477
I pull out my adventurer's notebook, and write myself a reminder to whack the person whoever designed this dungeon.
Assuming I enter from the south, I'll head north.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76479>>76480
>>76478
A dead end but a plaque.
"A Tale of birds without a voice"
First flew a greedy pelican, eager for the reward, white wings flailing.
Then came a silent a silent dove, flying beyond the pelican, as far as he could.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76480>>76481
>>76479
Is that all it says?
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76481>>76482
>>76480
There's other paths
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76482>>76483
>>76481
Oh, fine.
Go back to the room, then east.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76483>>76484
>>76482
A dead end!
And also a plaque!
"Finally, out comes a Crow,
coming quickly to a stop, yawning and then napping.
Who will show the way?
Who will be the key?
Who will lead to the silver reward?"
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76485>>76486
>>76484
Same plaque that you read prior.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76486>>76487
>>76485
?
There the same plaque in 2 rooms?
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76487>>76488
>>76486
You walk backwards I think.
Anyways, you enter into next room.
and there's a plaque and a hole.
The plaque says:
"A Raven flies in,
flying higher than the Dove.
Just to show he can.
A Swan glides in to find a peaceful spot
next to another bird."
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76488>>76489
>>76487
I go back to the room with the ending.
The pelican will show the way, the dove will be the key, and the raven will lead to the reward?
I really don't get it.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76490>>76491
>>76489
Fuck.
Well, better start going for trial and error.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76491>>76492
>>76490
Okay, where to look?
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76492>>76493
>>76491
Back to the main room!
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76493>>76494
>>76492
Same thing as before.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76495>>76496
>>76494
Same thing as before!
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76498>>76499
>>76497
I'll softly tug on hint-san's sleeve and look at them with needy eyes.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76499>>76500
>>76498
The arrow is a true adventurers friend.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76500>>76501
>>76499
Go back to the main room and check for one.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76501>>76502
>>76500
Arrow is pointing at dead end with the hole in the wall.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76502>>76503
>>76501
Poke into the hole in the wall.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76503>>76504
>>76502
A mechanical device makes a clink noise.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76504>>76505
>>76503
Check all of the surrounding rooms for anything different.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76506>>76507
>>76505
I give the arrow an angry look.
Back up to the previous set of rooms, then.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76508>>76509
>>76507
back to the previous previous set.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76510>>76511
>>76509
All the way back to the beginning!?
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76511>>76512
>>76510
The room with the hole has a dial and the riddle helps you solve the dial.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76512>>76513
>>76511
Why didn't you say that?
I'll go back and look at the dial.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76513>>76514
>>76512
I did, I let you let you walk around first.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76514>>76516
>>76513
What's on the dial, bub?
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76517>>76518 >>76519
>>76515
Get huge.
>>76516
And the letters are?
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76519>>76520
>>76517
A through Z.
Set the the 5 letters and the wall will open.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76521>>76522
>>76520
CLINK
CLINK
CLINK
CLINK
POOF.
Nothing.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76523>>76524
>>76522
Read the riddle again.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76524>>76525
>>76523
Obviously, but I'm missing something.
Was it the order, or was I completely off?
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76526>>76527
>>76520
HUGE
Ran-shama tits
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76527>>76528 >>76530
>>76525
To what?
>>76526
An ugly ran-sama tits.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76528>>76529
>>76527
The order is wrong.
You entered the rooms in non-sequential order so the riddle is skewed.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76529>>76531
>>76528
I'm utterly confused now.
It's still PDRSC.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76531>>76532
>>76529
CLINK
CLINK
CLINK
CLINK
POOF
nothing.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76532>>76533 >>76536
>>76530
Not really.
>>76531
The adventurer gives up and accepts his fate.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76533>>76534
>>76532
The riddles get harder.
DAAGC
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76534>>76535
>>76533
Considering I've googled all of the ones you've thrown at me so far, I don't think I'd make much progress anyways.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76535>>76537
>>76534
The next two are really difficult.
But you have to find out if you reach the top.
▶ 38b96c (34) No.76536>>76537
>>76532
Maybe I should stop trying. I ask question instead.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76537>>76538
>>76535
Fine, fine.
I punch in the letters you gave me.
>>76536
I'm just really picky with art.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76538>>76539
>>76537
Wall opens.
There's more labyrinth.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76540>>76541
>>76539
You walk for a long time and you reach a garden.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76541>>76542
>>76540
Examine the surrounding area.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76542>>76543
>>76541
An arrow bench and stone plants cover the garden.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76543>>76544
>>76542
Go the direction the arrow is pointing.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76544>>76545
>>76543
Arrow is pointing at wall.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76545>>76546
>>76544
Start feeling up the wall for hidden features.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76546>>76547
>>76545
Very smooth wall covered in stone vines.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76547>>76548
>>76546
Anything else of importance in the room?
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76548>>76549
>>76547
There's a bunch of vines furled up about 3 feet in the air.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76549>>76551
>>76548
I'll give one a yank.
▶ c4fc97 (197) No.76552>>76553 >>88882
>>76551
Ride the goat.
Alternatively, keep yanking on vines.
▶ 1c8ffd (206) No.76553
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Goat doesn't move.