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Washing Machines For Lazy People Guide™:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washing_machine
Contains information on what a washing machine is along with the evolution time line of washing machines. Thanks to Wikipedia for this.
Note: Washing machines can be dangerous if handled incorrectly. Make sure to read the user manual before usage.
Note2: Washing machines can be detrimental to the environment as they use more energy compared to other devices.
Washing Machine Buying Guide 2017 - https://www.cnet.com/topics/washing-machines/buying-guide/
Thanks to Megan for writing this!
Technical Data on how to Repair your Washing Machine Yourself:
http://home.howstuffworks.com/how-to-repair-a-washing-machine.html
▶ 64a48b (41) No.74532>>74534
Is a good way to clean my computer putting it in the washing machine?
You surprised me. You pass.
▶ 64a48b (41) No.74535>>74536
>>74534
Looks like velvet, almost.
Very nice.
▶ 9707f4 (7) No.74536>>74537
>>74535
It maybe.
it's better qc than the chinese ones.
▶ 64a48b (41) No.74537>>74538
>>74536
Yes, but also much more expensive.
What you get just depends on how much you're willing to spend.
That begs the question, how much are you?
▶ 9707f4 (7) No.74538>>74539
>>74537
175 is decent. so why not?
▶ 64a48b (41) No.74539>>74541
>>74538
Post pictures when it arrives!
I'm curious how close it is to the pictures on the site.
▶ 64a48b (41) No.74542
>>74541
Oh boy!
I'm not going to look at that.
▶ 64a48b (41) No.74547
Also, the first episode of Kino is out.
▶ a4a4fb (18) No.74549
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>>74530 (OP)
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX
▶ 64a48b (41) No.74550>>74551
really really really dead.
▶ 64a48b (41) No.74552>>74554
>>74551
Might as well sleep forever, it seems.
▶ a4a4fb (18) No.74554>>74555
>>74552
Nah. I'm awake doing homework.
>>74553
Yay~!
▶ a4a4fb (18) No.74556>>74557
>>74555
Ew no. Don't give me nightmares.
▶ d4ebe3 (22) No.74557>>74558
>>74556
>He doesn't like listening to schizophrenic 60 year old women talk about online trolls
Homo~
▶ a4a4fb (18) No.74558>>74559
>>74557
>Chris-chan
>Woman
For fuck's sake fox, I knew you liked traps, but I didn't think you would like that faggot.
▶ d4ebe3 (22) No.74559>>74560
>>74558
Calling him a schizophrenic 60 year old woman is less endearing than calling him a woman.
▶ a4a4fb (18) No.74560>>74561
>>74559
But calling him a man instead of a woman will trigger the fuck out of him.
▶ d4ebe3 (22) No.74561>>74562
>>74560
>Not pretending to be a girl and being interested in him
Ah, I see you're new to this.
▶ a4a4fb (18) No.74562>>74563
>>74561
You couldn't pay me enough money to act like that.
▶ d4ebe3 (22) No.74563>>74564
>>74562
Could you act like MadThad?
▶ a4a4fb (18) No.74564>>74565
>>74563
Never heard of it.
▶ a4a4fb (18) No.74566
>>74565
So I have to hug a daimakura and eat KFC in black face to act like that nigger?
▶ d4ebe3 (22) No.74567>>74568
He was docile as I recall.
But you're missing a certain girl…
▶ a4a4fb (18) No.74568>>74569
>>74567
I don't wanna know.
▶ a4a4fb (18) No.74570>>74571
>>74569
You're referring to Madthad's waifu in the ED article?
▶ a4a4fb (18) No.74572>>74573
>>74571
You seemed vague though and I certainly wouldn't call that nigger docile, especially since he is a convicted pedophile. Besides, when did you ever hear of a docile nigger?
▶ d4ebe3 (22) No.74573>>74574
>>74572
Um, the president of Nigeria?
▶ a4a4fb (18) No.74574>>74575
>>74573
Nah. They may seem docile, but they're prone to chimpouts quite easily!
▶ d4ebe3 (22) No.74575>>74576
>>74574
Black guys from GTA!
▶ a4a4fb (18) No.74576>>74577
>>74575
YOU JUST HAD TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!
Also, those are fictional.
▶ d4ebe3 (22) No.74577>>74578
>>74576
Based in real life!
▶ a4a4fb (18) No.74578>>74579
>>74577
Especially in San Andreas. Gangster west side shit.
▶ a4a4fb (18) No.74580>>74581
>>74579
Nah. Not black enough.
▶ d4ebe3 (22) No.74581>>74582
>>74580
You're actually Arab aren't you?
▶ a4a4fb (18) No.74582>>74583
>>74581
Uhhh….I do yell Allah Akbar at times?
▶ d4ebe3 (22) No.74583>>74584
>>74582
Don;t do it too many times.
Good night!
▶ a4a4fb (18) No.74584
>>74583
Good night Foxy. I sleep too.
▶ 64a48b (41) No.74585
And it seems that I've missed everyone.
▶ 7c214c (6) No.74589>>74590
>>74586
You should get that checked out.
▶ 7c214c (6) No.74591>>74592
>>74590
Have you been having a good time
▶ d4ebe3 (22) No.74592>>74593
>>74591
Yeah, I looked up lolcows and currently red from facepalming too hard.
You?
▶ 7c214c (6) No.74593>>74594
>>74592
My entire board went down.
>I've played StarCraft in my life before
Have you ever?
▶ d4ebe3 (22) No.74594>>74595 >>74598
>>74593
Ask for it back!
Have not, but praetor is playing it now.
Is something I'm missing?
▶ 7c214c (6) No.74595>>74596
>>74594
He is? Well consider him challenged. We should have a go at each other.
▶ d4ebe3 (22) No.74596>>74597
>>74595
Good luck!
Anyways, good night!
▶ 64a48b (41) No.74598
>>74594
>Praetor is playing it now
I have never played starcraft in my life.
▶ 7fba5e (2) No.74599>>74600
This glasses touhou is pretty cute!
▶ 360d97 (15) No.74601
Fox died from too much trap porn.
▶ 64a48b (41) No.74602>>74603
I've started playing PSO2 again.
Probably a bad decision.
▶ 360d97 (15) No.74603
>>74602
Especially with school.
▶ 80c5d1 (4) No.74605>>74606
>>74604
>insurance
Uh oh, don't say it is so.
▶ 64a48b (41) No.74606>>74607
>>74605
It got hit a week or so ago, I just wasn't expecting it to end up costing so much.
▶ 80c5d1 (4) No.74607>>74608
>>74606
Where was the impact?
▶ 64a48b (41) No.74608>>74609
>>74607
Passenger rear quarter panel. Somebody swiped in the parking lot while it was parked.
Crushed in the wheel arch, scratched up the bumper, scraped up the door.
Wheel and tire are all banged up too.
It's gonna take about 4-5 days in the shop, and $3k
Luckily it's only body work to be done, though.
▶ 80c5d1 (4) No.74609>>74610
>>74608
Gotta park far away where no one else parks. If you can't then rip. Sounds cheaper than I was expecting, but yeah that's body work for you. That paint is expensive. :^)
>4-5 days
Ouch. Good luck dealing with that.
▶ 64a48b (41) No.74610>>74611
>>74609
The parking lots here are packed to the point where you're lucky to even find a spot. So that's not really an option.
You could buy a whole miata for that much!
I'll figure something out.
▶ 80c5d1 (4) No.74611>>74612
>>74610
Yeah that sounds about right. I stopped buying a parking pass for that reason.
If you're lucky that is, and most likely a first generation or second.
Get a bike.
▶ a36621 (1) No.74612>>74616
>>74611
Do you mean a bicycle or a motorbike?
▶ 64a48b (41) No.74615
High quality board, allowing me to post.
▶ 360d97 (15) No.74616
>>74612
The bike where you can honk your honk horn.
▶ dd0c93 (9) No.74617>>74618
>Be at the library
>spend 3 hours on one problem in Autocad
>Go home
>All sudden phone explodes about armed shooter
>family calls
>youth pastor calls
>now campus security will go up ten-fold
I should be given a dollar for predicting outcomes.
▶ 360d97 (15) No.74618>>74619
>>74617
Dem niggas on the loose again, Foxy.
▶ dd0c93 (9) No.74619>>74620
>>74618
Hmmm, funny enough he was potato nigger!
▶ 360d97 (15) No.74620>>74621
>>74619
GIMMIE YOUR BELT. DICK PUNCH
▶ dd0c93 (9) No.74621>>74622
>>74620
Jokes on you.
I'm not wearing pants
▶ 360d97 (15) No.74622>>74623
>>74621
Imma punch you in the dick then.
▶ dd0c93 (9) No.74623>>74624
>>74622
Gud luck, I'm part ninja.
▶ 360d97 (15) No.74624>>74625
>>74623
Ninja?!? NANI!???????
▶ 360d97 (15) No.74626>>74627
▶ dd0c93 (9) No.74627>>74628
>>74626
Ah, anyways, I'll be gone for the month.
Sorry about leaving you guys for a little while. But, I'll be busy with school….yay
▶ 360d97 (15) No.74628>>74629
>>74627
Is this another way of saying you got caught shooting a police officer, Mr. Sam Hyde?
▶ dd0c93 (9) No.74629>>74630
>>74628
If I was going to be a school shooter.
I wouldn't have shot the police officers.
No, I got behind in my classes and now I'm trying to catch up. So, I'll be focusing on my school instead of my impending court case.
▶ 360d97 (15) No.74630>>74631
▶ dd0c93 (9) No.74631>>74632
>>74630
You don't kill a Texas Cop and get a away with it.
That guy is gonna be in jail for a loooooonnnnnnnngggggggg time.
▶ 360d97 (15) No.74632>>74633
>>74631
Okay Sam-sama. We'll try to hold the fort, even though none of us are admins or whatever.
▶ dd0c93 (9) No.74633>>74634
>>74632
I accidentally took too hard of classes!
But have fun and good night!
▶ 360d97 (15) No.74634
>>74633
Good night fox. Good luck with your school werk.
▶ 64a48b (41) No.74635>>74636
>"You can't be racist against white people!"
actual quote from my Comp I class today.
▶ 360d97 (15) No.74636
>>74635
What is this class and what does it have to do with it? I'm guessing it's computer science or something.
▶ 360d97 (15) No.74637>>74640
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The current year be a wild mistress. Pewdiepie shitting on Rick and Morty fans for being fucking retarded and he's agreeable as fuck.
That szechuan sauce incident was…no, it still is cancer, cause of it's after effects.
Dan Harmon being a massive SJW faggot about it, of course blames McDonalds.
▶ f147f9 (2) No.74638
> when she try to illegally immigrate off ur dick and you wall all over her southern border
hnnnng
▶ f147f9 (2) No.74640>>74641
>>74637
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
▶ 360d97 (15) No.74641
>>74640
That copypasta never gets old.
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75039
Old thread is the new thread.
▶ 64a48b (41) No.75047>>75048
http://game-dl.cdn.nicovideo.jp/game-dl/mgtnsynchro_1.01.zip
Atlus did a jack frost metroidvania game, and it's free on PC.
It's pretty fun.
▶ 995f2e (4) No.75049>>75050
>>75048
Yeah. Probably an hour or so long.
▶ eb5dcc (7) No.75050>>75051
>>75049
Oh, okay.
Then yes I probably will
▶ 995f2e (4) No.75051>>75052
▶ eb5dcc (7) No.75052>>75053
▶ 995f2e (4) No.75053>>75054
>>75052
I'll be curious to hear what you think about it once (or if) you finish.
▶ eb5dcc (7) No.75054>>75055
>>75053
All right. I can do at least that much. Unless it's really hard or something.
Are you at school just now?
▶ 64a48b (41) No.75055>>75056
>>75054
I just got back from classes.
I'll be doing work on and off for the rest of the night, but I'll still be around.
▶ eb5dcc (7) No.75056>>75057
>>75055
Oh, okay!
Hopefully not TOO much to do.
I'm still here for another hour yet, but it's not as demanding as yesterday was, I'm doing more milling about than anything.
▶ 64a48b (41) No.75057>>75058
>>75056
Tonight will be busy for me, I've got quite a lot to go through.
Late shift?
▶ eb5dcc (7) No.75058>>75059
>>75057
All for tomorrow, or are you just keeping ahead of things as best you can?
No, yesterday was late, today is just 07:30-16:00.
▶ 64a48b (41) No.75059>>75061
>>75058
All for tomorrow.
Procrastination is my middle name, you know!
▶ a0d38c (19) No.75060>>75061
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I just got up, I have to study. Here
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75061>>75062 >>75063
>>75059
Done until Thursday now,
Oosh. Nothing to do but get it done. Just don't make a habit of it!
I wonder about your parents' intentions with that one.
>>75060
>I just got up
???
From a nap?
Watched that one first thing this morning already. Was a funny one.
▶ a0d38c (19) No.75062>>75064
>>75061
No, from sleep. And mom and dad are fucking yelling trying to do yard work. Dad shouldn't be doing it. He's too fucking retarded.
▶ 64a48b (41) No.75063>>75064
>>75061
Until Thursday?
Have any plans for your time off?
They just knew how I would turn out, I guess.
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75064>>75065 >>75067
>>75063
Yes, I have two days off touching each other this week.
I'll drag myself out for municipal elections tomorrow, and there's a guy I used to work with that I've never hung out with before who said he "maybe" wants to do something, and then Wednesday I hope not to leave the house.
You need to go get that changed at your earliest convenience. Make it "Dilligence", or "Machismo".
>>75062
What in the world kind of yard work are they doing that's causing that kind of trouble?
▶ 64a48b (41) No.75065>>75069
>>75064
Hopefully something comes of that.
I don't know, I've been thinking of getting it changed to thundercock
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▶ a0d38c (19) No.75067>>75068 >>75069
>>75064
Moving bricks. I told them I can't help due to exam tomorrow, but they still wanted to get me to help them. So they tried to do it themselves. Dad always wants to do something to show he isn't useless, even though he is and can't hear. So they keep yelling to the point where the whole neighborhood can hear. Then dad crushed mom's fingers and thought mom was yelling for no reason.
They didn't think about doing it tomorrow where I can help them after my exam. Even if it will be late at night. I can still move stuff.
Fucking hell, it's a nightmare.
▶ a0d38c (19) No.75068
>>75067
Oh and actually, mom suggested it to dad, but dad was like "nah, we still work." and make a fucking scene.
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75069>>75070 >>75071
>>75065
I don't know. If I don't get an answer tonight, I won't want to.
That could be good! But it makes me wonder how appropriate it would be.
>>75067
That does sound awful! Tell them to just wait until you're free!
How badly did he fuck up her fingers?
▶ a0d38c (19) No.75070>>75073
>>75069
No idea. Oh well, I guess it means take out.
▶ 64a48b (41) No.75071>>75072 >>75073
>>75069
People who always wait until the last minute to try and make plans usually frustrate me.
Not accurate enough to change my name for it.
▶ 7e617a (2) No.75072>>75074
>>75071
Hey, you wanna meet up at the steakhouse tonight? The reservation's in fifteen minutes, so we gotta go fast.
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75073>>75074
>>75070
Is that a good thing?
>>75071
Absolutely. And based on people I've talked to on the matter I feel like a minority in this, but with most people I just really don't like making plans for "today".
That's not a solid "no.".
▶ 64a48b (41) No.75074>>75075
>>75072
Meanwhile I'm still in my boxers or something.
Fuck that.
>>75073
Most of the people I've run with usually like to give specific time for meeting up. But I usually push them into planning things instead of the general "Yeah we'll do something tomorrow".
It isn't.
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75075>>75076
>>75074
That I can deal with, actually. I'm fine if there's not a specific time decided upon even until like an hour before, but if we didn't have plans to go out at all today in the first place, and you call me out with only a couple hours notice, that's what bothers me.
▶ 64a48b (41) No.75076>>75077
>>75075
Well, that would make sense.
Either way, I should really be getting to work.
Have a good one, Ese.
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75077
>>75076
Yes you should!
I assumed you had been working this whole time!
I'll be here.
▶ 64a48b (41) No.75078>>75079
>supposed to turn something in online by class tomorrow
>teacher still hasn't opened up the submission page for it
How nice of her.
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75079>>75080
>>75078
Hopefully that gets fixed by the time you go to bed!
▶ 64a48b (41) No.75080>>75081
>>75079
Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashill have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashive been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasud before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosus the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. Youre fucking shinimashitad, akachan.
Yeah, hopefully.
She has a habit of doing this. Forgetting about an assignment and then extending it when it was "due".
It's kind of irritating.
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75081>>75082
>>75080
That's just awful.
I do appreciate some navy seals pasta, though.
Oh, well that's not too bad then, as long as you're not going to be penalized for it. It would make you feel like you wasted energy getting something done on time, though!
▶ 64a48b (41) No.75082>>75083
>>75081
I have a hotkey on my keyboard that pastes it for me.
Yeah. She's good about not swinging it so it hurts the student, so at least there's that.
As long as it isn't cancelled, it'll be due eventually, so it doesn't really matter if it gets done now or later.
If she cancels it though, I'd be pissed.
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75083>>75084
>>75082
What happened in your past to necessitate that?
>If she cancels it though, I'd be pissed.
Has that happened on an assignment you've finished before, yet? I think you would be right to be.
▶ 64a48b (41) No.75084>>75085
>>75083
I have 6 hotkeys on my keyboard.
I didn't use them for 2+ years, and finally just decided to put stupid things on them.
No, but I wouldn't be surprised if she did.
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75085>>75091
>>75084
I have five on mine that I haven't even had a reason to use a single time! That's actually not a bad idea if they're there anyways.
Oh, that would have been something.
Are you making good progress?
▶ a0d38c (19) No.75086>>75087
What's with The Simpsons memes?
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75089>>75090
>>75088
>homerniggerpunch.png
▶ 995f2e (4) No.75091>>75092 >>75093
>>75085
Making good progress.
The roommate is back to plow me, so I'll be off for the night.
Have a good one!
▶ a0d38c (19) No.75092>>75093
>>75091
>plow me
Ran-shama wut
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75093>>75094
>>75091
All right, I'll see you.
Don't let him take too much of your time! Just in and out!
>>75092
He's joking.?
▶ a0d38c (19) No.75094>>75095
>>75093
I say he's serious, due to hanging around badfox too much. Also, new .webm.
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75095
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>>75094
I suppose we'll never know!
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75096>>75097 >>75098
What the fuck, Boys!
Mister Lahey died!
▶ 3aba46 (1) No.75098
>>75096
He frigged off forever now…
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75099>>75100
>>75097
It was earlier today and I posted it just immediately after finding out. Pour one out for him, Error.
▶ a0d38c (19) No.75100>>75102
>>75099
Eh, I wasn't a fan of Trailer Park Boys, but there was parts where he was entertaining. Plus that Oh Canada music video.
F
▶ a0d38c (19) No.75101
I wonder whodis and if there is moar of her.
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75102>>75103
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>>75100
I couldn't enjoy it when I was younger for some reason, but within the last couple years it just suddenly clicked with me. To be fair, you need to have a very high IQ to understand it.
▶ a0d38c (19) No.75103>>75104
>>75102
Yes. To be able to understand the world today and it's media, you apparently need a really high IQ.
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75104>>75105 >>75109
>>75103
It's really weird, you would think it would be more profitable to cater to the average person than the intellectual elite, but who knows!
▶ a0d38c (19) No.75105>>75106
>>75104
Pls, the intellectuals far outnumber the average pleb! Look at how much Rick and Morty makes on merchandise sales!
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75106>>75107
>>75105
I bet Niel Tyson is a really big R&M fan. He would have to be. I know Elon Musk is, and he's not just a con artist or anything.
▶ a0d38c (19) No.75107>>75108
>>75106
So true. Because Elon Musk and NDT are like, the most amazingly intellectuals in the world, then we must do what they say and watch those shows!
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75108>>75110
>>75107
Have a good night, Error.
▶ 3a917f (1) No.75109>>75110 >>75113
>>75104
>It's really weird, you would think it would be more profitable to cater to the average person than the intellectual elite, but who knows!
http://archive.is/amOMt
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/wonder_week/2016/12/stevie_wonder_and_the_power_of_schmaltz.html
▶ a0d38c (19) No.75110
>>75108
Sweet dreams Ese.
>>75109
>Slate
I can't even read part of the article. It just seems like nonsensible gibberish. The jewish part stands out though for obvious reasons!
In something somewhat non-related, but still Jewish. Teletoon here in Canada stopped their late night airings of Animaniacs and replaced that time slot with…Steven Universe.
Just fuck my shit up.
▶ 0fe148 (1) No.75111>>75112
>>74530 (OP)
>Washing machines can be detrimental to the environment as they use more energy compared to other devices.
What kind of devices OP? I may be using two washing machines now since my mom said it was OK tbh.
▶ a0d38c (19) No.75112>>75113
>>75111
The question is what isn't detrimental to the environment these days?
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75113
>>75109
We've probably all felt like him at least once before!
>>75112
A black guy got caught spray painting a swastika at his university today.
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75114>>75115
Moon Dwellers (English) out of print. I missed the train!
▶ 64a48b (41) No.75115>>75116
>>75114
Fuck.
Time for those prices to go up.
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75116>>75117
>>75115
I already only see one on eBay, and it's over 100. It's a thing of the past now.
▶ 64a48b (41) No.75117>>75118
>>75116
Looks like it'll have to wait until the PS4 gets hacked.
That's a shame.
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75118>>75119
>>75117
There's still V, but the lineup isn't nearly as exciting as Z was.
Has it really not yet? I don't follow that sort of thing too closely.
▶ 64a48b (41) No.75119>>75120
>>75118
I'm only really invested in the OG games. I'm not big enough into the mecha shows that are featured in the mainline titles.
I haven't heard anything about it, and I usually keep my eyes out for it, so I would assume that it's not possible yet.
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75120
>>75119
I got that feeling already.
I'll take either, and crossover fanservice is supposed to be half the fun!
▶ ab63e1 (5) No.75121>>75122
Hello le redditors!!! The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight Xd xd xDXXDDD
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75122>>75123
>>75121
I don't get it.
Do you like Flip Flappers?
▶ ab63e1 (5) No.75123
>>75122
Flip Flap Flip Flap
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75125
Leaving for I don't know how long. Stay safe.
>>75124
It even comes with its own lubricant. Let us know how it is.
▶ 357b45 (29) No.75128
>>75127
Not as scary as Cheetos Momiji is.
▶ ab63e1 (5) No.75129>>75133
10 years from now, I wake up on a Monday morning on the couch. I had to sleep there because my wife was with her boyfriend in our bedroom, last night. We are in a poly relationship. I make me, my wife, my wife's boyfriend, and my wife's son a fried chicken and waffle breakfast.
After breakfast, me, my wife, and my wife's son gets ready to head out. We wave bye to her boyfriend. I drive my wife to the soup kitchen. She volunteers there, and sometimes picks up boyfriends from there. She has such a good heart by giving a helping hand to those oppressed minorities. Unfortunately, last year, she volunteered in Kenya and got infected by HIV. It's a small price to pay for her generosity though! Good thing that Clinton Care subsidizes HIV medication. I don't have it, since I'm satisfied with watching and masturbating to my wife making love with her boyfriends.
I drop my wife's son to the public school. Then, I head off to work as a barista at Starbucks. I love my work. I get to chat up with the local college kids on Marxist and Feminist Theory. It reminds me of my younger days as a college student. I wrote my senior thesis on how scientific facts are just social constructs. After work, I pick up our welfare check, my wife's son, and my wife. This time, she brought her new boyfriend along, a young muscular black man.
At home, I make a fried chicken and mashed potato dinner. My wife spends quality time with her boyfriend, while I spend quality time with her son. I tried to play Age of Empires 2: We Waz Kangz DLC with him, since it is about his ancestors. However, I learned that his public school has not thought him how to read or do arithmetic yet. It is reserved for high school. So, we watched the history channel instead and learned about WW1, and how his ancestors took a great part in the war. Before, WW1 was very whitewashed.
I tuck my son to bed, and I go to bed myself on the couch. My wife is with her new boyfriend in our bedroom.
▶ 3bf3be (1) No.75130>>75132 >>75133
I went to McDonald's at 3 am, and they told me they only serve breakfast! Why can't I get a burger at 3 am?!?!
▶ ab63e1 (5) No.75131>>75133
>>75127
qt Nazi wolf girl from the /r/The_Donald
▶ 7c214c (6) No.75132
>>75130
Who actually posts that Reddit XD shit and gets taken seriously.
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75134>>75135
I can't remember the last time I've slept in so late.
▶ 3037bb (28) No.75135>>75136
>>75134
Feels gud, doesn't it?
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75136>>75137
▶ 3037bb (28) No.75137>>75138
>>75136
Maybe I shouldn't have been listening to synthwave on my phone and falling asleep. Crazy nightmares.
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75138>>75139
>>75137
Do you have them a lot?
▶ 3037bb (28) No.75139>>75140
>>75138
I think it was the noise, plus mom and dad doing late night work. I didn't eat anything for a few hours before I slept, so I thought I should be fine.
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75140>>75141
>>75139
So no, then?
That's good.
When do you have to get all that stuff done today?
▶ 3037bb (28) No.75141>>75142
>>75140
Not sure, I had a lot of bad dreams in the past. And I have to get ready to go out now.
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75142
>>75141
I think I've had maybe one in the last couple years.
All right, enjoy your day!
▶ 9cd9a5 (7) No.75144>>75145
>>75143
cute glasses anon.
▶ 48b886 (3) No.75145>>75146
>>75144
Glasses are the best.
▶ 9cd9a5 (7) No.75146>>75147
>>75145
They're fun because you can steal them from the girl for bullying purposes.
▶ 9cd9a5 (7) No.75152
▶ 3037bb (28) No.75153
▶ 3037bb (28) No.75155>>75156
>>75154
Friends with benefits?
▶ 9cd9a5 (7) No.75156
▶ a48692 (5) No.75158>>75159
>>75157
Born just in time to witness the golden age of anime.
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75159>>75160
>>75158
But anon, aren't you a bit old for all that?
▶ a48692 (5) No.75160>>75161
>>75159
Never too old to enjoy a cartoon!
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75161>>75162
>>75160
Even at thirty, which you will soon be?
▶ a48692 (5) No.75162>>75163
>>75161
I'm far from thirty.
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75163>>75164
>>75162
That's what I thought one day as well!
As soon as you move out, time starts going into hyperdrive and you wonder where the years went.
▶ a48692 (5) No.75164>>75165
>>75163
Yeah. Time has already sped up, the semester is nearly over already.
I don't really mind, to be honest. That'll probably change in the future, from what I understand.
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75165>>75166
>>75164
Enjoy it for now when you're waiting for school to just come to an end already so you can start off for real!
Which, the trend, or not minding it? I'm sure it depends on how many of those years feel wasted.
Anyways, I told Motley I had to go because I have to be up, so it feels dishonest to hang out on the board afterwards!
I'll talk to you again one day!
▶ a48692 (5) No.75166
>>75165
Until next time, goodbye, Ese.
▶ 445c44 (2) No.75168
The guy who got a three month suspension for drinking at work a ways back just showed up to relieve me obviously drunk.
▶ 51320a (6) No.75169>>75170
>>75157
Neo Yokio, yes
DN, no
▶ 00103d (4) No.75171
My Best (Girl) Friend is an Ignorant Homo
▶ 51320a (6) No.75172>>75173
>>75170
DN was bad
Yokio was good
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75173
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>75172
I think I can probably trust your taste.
▶ 00103d (4) No.75175>>75176
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Kizuna AI plays shit games!
▶ dd76f8 (15) No.75176>>75177
▶ bb296b (43) No.75178
Oh my!
Seems dead tonight!
Time to listen to women moaning very loudly!
▶ f1ff56 (21) No.75179>>75180
I'll be around in a bit, I'm packing right now.
▶ bb296b (43) No.75180>>75182
>>75179
you have 20 minutes.
▶ dd76f8 (15) No.75182>>75183
>>75180
I won't make that, sorry.
▶ f1ff56 (21) No.75184>>75185
>>75183
Don't be like that.
▶ bb296b (43) No.75185>>75186
>>75184
Well, you have a habit of running off and then coming back when I'm asleep.
So, I want to catch you.
▶ f1ff56 (21) No.75186>>75187 >>75197
>>75185
Well.
I've grown tired of my boring, average life, so I've sold almost all of my belongings and I'm going to explore south america.
So, do your best.
▶ bb296b (43) No.75187>>75188 >>75197
>>75186
I've found nudes of a girl I know.
▶ bb296b (43) No.75189>>75190 >>75192
>>75188
nou.
I already fapped.
▶ f1ff56 (21) No.75190>>75191
>>75189
I thought you said you weren't going to for a while?
Weak.
▶ 3037bb (28) No.75192>>75194
>>75189
RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
▶ bb296b (43) No.75195>>75198
>>75193
Wear a dress first and I'll consider.
▶ 3037bb (28) No.75196>>75199
▶ 51320a (6) No.75197>>75201
>>75186
Sounds like coded suicide
>>75187
Leaks or voyeur videos?
▶ dd76f8 (15) No.75198>>75200 >>75201
>>75195
Send me a dress first, home.
▶ bb296b (43) No.75199
>>75196
It's a chen where anons find porn of your ex.
Watch this for more info.
>>75191
▶ 3037bb (28) No.75200>>75202
>>75198
Me and badfox have to send you a Ran-shama dress?
▶ bb296b (43) No.75201>>75203
>>75198
You sold your stuff right?
Buy it.
>>75197
Leaks.
▶ dd76f8 (15) No.75202>>75204
>>75200
I wouldn't mind that.
Send away.
▶ dd76f8 (15) No.75203>>75205
>>75201
I need the money for travel funds, not dresses.
▶ 3037bb (28) No.75204
>>75202
You have to provide the cushioning for Ran-shama style tits, though.
▶ bb296b (43) No.75205>>75206
>>75203
You can travel to my place once you acquire a dress!
▶ dd76f8 (15) No.75206>>75207 >>75208
>>75205
There is the football game next week.
▶ 51320a (6) No.75207>>75209
>>75206
There's a lot of football games this and next week
▶ bb296b (43) No.75208
>>75206
Yes?
And?
Futbol will never stop true love!
▶ dd76f8 (15) No.75209>>75210
>>75207
Well, this one is significant since its my team vs his.
Might be a convenient time to visit.
▶ 51320a (6) No.75210
>>75209
Fun. Riot if you lose, riot if you win.
▶ dd76f8 (15) No.75211
Never mind. I had false information.
▶ 3037bb (28) No.75213
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>FOOTBALL
WE HOOLIGANS NAO!?
▶ dd76f8 (15) No.75214>>75215
>>75212
Sorry.
Posting is hard.
▶ dd76f8 (15) No.75216>>75217
>>75215
Things are just hard.
Poor meido. She needs to cheer up.
▶ bb296b (43) No.75217>>75218
>>75216
She dropped her one only cake.
I'd cry too!
Wouldn't you?
▶ dd76f8 (15) No.75218>>75219
>>75217
I'd probably just get mad and kick it.
Takes a lot more than that to make me cry.
▶ dd76f8 (15) No.75220>>75221
>>75219
Nope.
top 10 anime betrayals, however..
▶ bb296b (43) No.75223>>75224
>>75222
Is there something in it for me?
▶ dd76f8 (15) No.75224>>75226
>>75223
You'll have caught me.
Alternatively, what do you want?
▶ bb296b (43) No.75226>>75228
>>75224
Why don't we shop for dresses?
▶ dd76f8 (15) No.75228>>75229
>>75226
Alright.
Where are we shopping?
▶ 334be3 (5) No.75230>>75231 >>75232
I'm scared of taking to people
▶ f1ff56 (21) No.75232>>75234 >>75238
>>75229
Hmm.
Do they have one of the commander's?
>>75230
Me too, error. Me too.
▶ 3037bb (28) No.75234>>75236
>>75232
That's a clone.
>>75233
My own clone…Now neither of us will be virgins!
▶ 3037bb (28) No.75237>>75240
▶ 72e04a (13) No.75239>>75240 >>75241
Need something to watch while I eat my non-KFC KFC.
Jontron or RCR?
▶ f1ff56 (21) No.75240>>75242 >>75243
>>75237
I didn't order any brain-hurting-juice tonight.
>>75238
I was going to say. Something a bit thicker and frillier would be be for the best. Skimpier stuff is pretty iffy.
>>75239
RCR, easy.
▶ 3037bb (28) No.75241>>75243 >>75245
>>75239
Churches? Popeye's?
>>75236
HI CLONE!! WELCOME!
▶ 72e04a (13) No.75243>>75246
>>75240
RCR it is.
>>75241
No, it's KFC but it's grilled or whatever they call it. They ran out of the fried when I got there.
>>75242
I want to wear meme attire.
▶ bb296b (43) No.75246>>75251
>>75243
You're tall enough.
▶ f1ff56 (21) No.75248>>75250
>>75247
Just regular pantsu will do, thank you very much.
Plus, solid pink > striped
▶ 3037bb (28) No.75249>>75254
>>75245
No biting Ran-shama. Ran is cool. Plus tails and boobs.
▶ 72e04a (13) No.75255>>75258
>>75252
I will leave you to your memes.
▶ bb296b (43) No.75256>>75259
>>75253
That red one is really cute!
Will you get one?!
▶ f1ff56 (21) No.75259>>75260
>>75256
They're expensive for my tastes.
And I have no way of properly storing it, which would be a shame.
I'd like to, though.
▶ bb296b (43) No.75260>>75261
>>75259
I think my nose bled a bit.
Anyways, I have a feeling it's probably not that comfy and quite heavy.
▶ f1ff56 (21) No.75261>>75262
>>75260
You should probably get that checked out.
I don't really mind if it's heavy. It would be winter, after all.
Sad there's no good utawarerumono dresses. They all look real cheap.
▶ f1ff56 (21) No.75263>>75265
>>75262
Looks like I could buy one of the masks for cheap though, which would be kinda neat.
I don't like the Obi or the pattern for that one.
I'd have to look for something I liked.
▶ 3037bb (28) No.75264>>75266
▶ bb296b (43) No.75268>>75271
>>75267
Are you Annie Hall!?
You have fashion tastes of a grandma!!
▶ 3037bb (28) No.75269>>75270
>>75266
FOX YOU FAGGOT. THAT'S HORRIBLE
▶ bb296b (43) No.75270>>75272
>>75269
I don't know~!
She seems to be enjoying it~!
▶ f1ff56 (21) No.75271>>75273
>>75268
No bully. I know, I've been told this before..
▶ 3037bb (28) No.75272>>75274
>>75270
>Gimped handicapped Momiji
You are horrible.
▶ bb296b (43) No.75273>>75276
>>75271
That's supposed to be a sign doofus!
Wear frilly dresses and gay colors.
▶ bb296b (43) No.75274
>>75272
She's still mobile.
Besides, it's magic. So, it's all right for her.
▶ f1ff56 (21) No.75276>>75278
>>75273
I already wear sorta gay colors
▶ bb296b (43) No.75277>>75281
>>75275
I'm going to sleep now baka.
▶ bb296b (43) No.75278>>75279
>>75276
Good night praetor.
▶ f1ff56 (21) No.75279>>75282
>>75278
Too bad.
I'll be in south america for the foreseeable future, so this is it.
either way, goodnight, goodbye.
▶ 3037bb (28) No.75280
I need to sleep. Dizzy spells getting bad, especially since today was fucking horrible.
Good night everyone, love you all (even if fox is a butthole at times).
Take care of the new Momiji~!
>>75254
Nite
▶ 72e04a (13) No.75281
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75282>>75283 >>75284
>>75279
What are you actually doing?
▶ f1ff56 (21) No.75283>>75285
>>75282
It's just a joke.
I'll be gone for the weekend on a backpacking trip.
The south america thing is just a thing I like to plan out while I'm bored. And today was a really boring day, so it was on my mind.
No worries.
▶ 72e04a (13) No.75284>>75285
>>75282
He said, are you blind? :^)
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75285>>75286
>>75283
I got that it was a joke, I didn't thin at any point you were actually going to South America! I did believe "packing" and "for the foreseeable future", though.
>>75284
Not blind enough.
▶ f1ff56 (21) No.75286>>75287
>>75285
well, that's good.
It'll be a nice change of pace for me.
Either way, it's an early start tomorrow, so good night you two.
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75287
>>75286
Good night, then. We'll see you if you return safely.
▶ 3037bb (28) No.75288>>75289 >>75302
>Pokemon who throws money at people is saying Oy Vey.
One of these things are not like the other things~! Also, Jewish subversion.
▶ c153fb (7) No.75289>>75290
>>75288
They're making people who receive aid for hurricane Harvey sign a thing on their applications saying they promise not to boycott Israel.
▶ 3037bb (28) No.75290>>75291
>>75289
I saw. What the fuck.
▶ c153fb (7) No.75291>>75292
>>75290
I can't even keep up with these hurricanes any more as it is.
▶ 3037bb (28) No.75292>>75293
>>75291
I'm still hoping for moar.
▶ c153fb (7) No.75293>>75294
>>75292
I only like the extra financial burden it puts on the government, I don't love peopLe losing their homes and aspects like that.
▶ 3037bb (28) No.75294>>75295
>>75293
Even if it's filled with niggers?
▶ c153fb (7) No.75295>>75296
>>75294
That's like wishing for a second black plague to hit your city because you really hate your neighbour or something, it just doesn't make sense. I'll be more than satisfied when the government can't afford to pretend they have enough money to give them free everything anymore, and there's no medicaid and old age pension for the boomers.
▶ 3037bb (28) No.75296>>75297
>>75295
Pensions were a mistake.
▶ c153fb (7) No.75297>>75298
>>75296
Well, when it was introduced, retirement age was 60 and life expectancy was 54, so most would never collect on it, and it was a nice thing to support people that worked all their lives. Life expectancy is 80 now, and since there are less of us in this generations, our tax burdens are much higher to keep them afloat, and there's the added bonus on top that I'm about 99% sure we'll never get to collect ourselves.
▶ 3037bb (28) No.75298>>75299
>>75297
What else do you propose?
▶ c153fb (7) No.75299>>75300
>>75298
Maintain good relationships with your children so they can look after you when you're too old to work?
Failing that, you can fall on support from the church or some kind of charity.
▶ 3037bb (28) No.75300>>75301
>>75299
And if that's out of the question?
▶ c153fb (7) No.75301
>>75300
You would die I guess?
There must be some system we've had in place for the entirety of human that I'm not thinking of.
I'm a product of my time in a lot of ways I'm uncomfortable with, but not enough so that I can find it moral to force people to support strangers.
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75302
>>75288
>The oy vey is real
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75306>>75307 >>75312
I can't really think of any reason why most mobage don't have a trading function.
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75308>>75309
>>75307
Do you only speak in pictures nowadays? I was happy to let you sit until you came up with a conversation hook, but then something came up for me on my own.
▶ 115a70 (25) No.75309>>75310
>>75308
You're a bit more vindictive than I previously thought. Are you always this cruel to people?
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75310>>75311
>>75309
It really depends. I was eating and playing idolm@ster, so I'm pretty entertained anyways. I wouldn't have left you all night.
▶ 115a70 (25) No.75311>>75313
>>75310
For your punishment, you must do 78 squats.
▶ 72e04a (13) No.75312>>75315
Weird regrets.
>>75306
Mobage?
Yes I could look it up myself,but I want you to tell me.
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75313>>75314
>>75311
Can we at least make it 75 or 80?
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75315>>75318
>>75312
What regrets are you referring to?
>Mobage
Japanese smartphone games, generally free-to-play and relying on a gacha system for income.
Sometimes you'll get your super rare, but it's not one you want, and you know there must be someone out there that wants it and doesn't want the one that you do because they have poor taste in girls.
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75316>>75317
>>75314
Oh, that's just not going to happen then. I'll just let you be pouty for about twenty minutes until you forget.
▶ 115a70 (25) No.75317>>75319
>>75316
Are you some sort of chicken?
▶ 72e04a (13) No.75318>>75319
>>75315
Spending too much on food, food I can't even eat all by myself!
Oooooh! Well that makes perfect sense on why. They want you to keep spending! Literally a faux gambling system, but they can get away with it since there's no real recognized monetary value gained from it.
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75319>>75320 >>75325
>>75317
It's more like I'm aware of my limits!
>>75318
Well that won't be a huge issue as long as it's not stuff that's going to go bad!
Well, it is literal gambling in a sense, and it's legitimately psychologically addictive.
I guess! They'd still get their money though, just a little less of it except from the crazy rich or irresponsible that can blow a couple hundred bucks on gacha spins in an afternoon.
▶ 115a70 (25) No.75320>>75323
>>75319
Go big or go home.
Dems the rules. Besides, when has catching the smaller animal ever feed a village.
▶ 115a70 (25) No.75321
>Imgur doesn't let you upload 4chan urls
>won't even let you drag the image over
Why can't nice things exist?
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75323>>75324
>>75320
You're right, I should meditate thoroughly on this.
But the man who chases two rabbits eats no dinner at all!
▶ 72e04a (13) No.75325>>75326
>>75319
I probably should have just bought fast food and saved money, or something!
Just not government recognized gambling, which is why it's not illegal!
Don't you know the lengths these companies go to capitalize their profits?
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75326>>75327 >>75330
>>75324
You've shown me all of those but the third one before!
Number five was funny.
>>75325
What was it, like groceries or something?
I don't have a problem using up stuff because I tend to eat the same meal five or six days in a row.
I've even heard some companies are willing to do immoral things to make a buck!
▶ 115a70 (25) No.75327>>75328
>>75326
Where do you think she lives where she experiences rape on a weekly basis?
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75328>>75329
>>75327
Well, none of that was rape, though…
The only time rape exists is if you bonk a woman on the head and drag her to the bush or something similar.
I'm guessing Portland.
▶ 115a70 (25) No.75329>>75331
>>75328
Someone said Oakland…
▶ 72e04a (13) No.75330>>75331
>>75326
Yeah, pretty much.
I will probably need a few containers to freeze all this stuff to eat later, or give it to my family.
Like not give their employees restroom breaks?
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75331>>75332 >>75335
>>75329
But all those rapists in the picture don't look like they're from oakland!
>>75330
Well I'm sure they will appreciate it.
Is that what happens at your work?
▶ 115a70 (25) No.75332>>75333
>>75331
>Black guy
>Oakland
hmhmhmhmhmmm.
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75333>>75334
>>75332
One of those "rapists" out of ten!
There are literally more blacks than whites there, so it can't be.
Maybe Houston.
▶ 115a70 (25) No.75334>>75336
>>75333
You're idea of Houston is skewed.
▶ 72e04a (13) No.75335>>75338
>>75331
Maybe, we'll see and all that.
I'm usually running the store by myself, so not really.
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75336>>75337
>>75334
I've never been south of Montana.
▶ 115a70 (25) No.75337>>75338
>>75336
We're about go into a civil war.
Best to avoid this place.
https://youtu.be/IZZFCjTD-WQ
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75338>>75339 >>75343
>>75335
How could they not appreciate a delicious meal cooked by their only beloved son?
Oh, you don't have time but you're not explicitly forbidden more like?
I had to work ten hours today!
>>75337
That's what they said about spain, I'll believe it when it happens.
▶ 115a70 (25) No.75339>>75341
>>75338
There's no reeling from Spain's current events. Things will only become worse.
▶ 115a70 (25) No.75340
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75341>>75342
>>75339
But they declared they're not allowed to separate, so we're done hearing about it now!
▶ 72e04a (13) No.75343>>75344 >>75345
>>75338
Maybe I'm a really horrible cook? Maybe they don't love me?
Something like that, I'm almost my own boss most the time!
How did you get so unlucky?
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>>75342
They'll take it lying down! Screencap it!
>>75343
Perhaps it's somewhere in between!
Well that's not too bad, as long as it's worth your while.
Well, when I posted yesterday that that guy showed up drunk again? I didn't say anything because I wanted to go home, but I guess he got caught on his own and sent home, and then he called in today, so I had to stay and close even though I was on an earlier shift. I guess he cut himself pretty bad too, but it's all just goss and I really don't know.
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>>75345
I'll cap you laying down.
▶ 8e2158 (34) No.75348>>75349
>>75346
Not without my consent, you won't.
▶ 115a70 (25) No.75349>>75350
>>75348
I'll make you consent and then put my foot on your face.
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>>75349
Even if I don't see any sexual appeal in them?
▶ 115a70 (25) No.75351
>>75350
Was it meant to be sexual?