6b55d0 No.70393
>http://news.fate-go.jp/2017/0821apup/
Early-mid September update
>New monthly items exchange
http://news.fate-go.jp/2017/0831rdsg/
>Class rate-up
http://news.fate-go.jp/2017/class2017_02/
Saber: 6, 13
Archer: 7
Lancer: 8
Rider: 9
Assassin + Extra: 3, 10
Caster: 4, 11
Berserker: 5, 12
>Free Quest 1/2 AP for first clear
http://news.fate-go.jp/2017/free/
>Prisma Illya Movie campaign
http://news.fate-go.jp/2017/prisma_illya/
26th of Aug to 8th of Sept
Free CE 4*
Login for 4 days in between 26th Aug to 2nd of Sept for 25 Gold EXP total
Illya NP upgrade and Kuro Skill upgrade
Illya rate-up
>News
http://view.fate-go.jp/
>English FGO has its own general for now, search /fgoalter/ in the catalog
>Dropmaps
http://imgur.com/a/6nXq9
>Farming Guide
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_SlTjrVRTgHgfS7sRqx4CeJMqlz687HdSlYqiW-JvQA/htmlview?sle=true#
>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/Hp918cqA
>Mega Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/HTrhq7Nk
>TLs Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/RA8Px5jz
>Friendlist Spreadsheet (last reset: June 29)
Add yourself https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScCq3eZgh3zlUtZ3G6Y-zzv1kaXt4GHuWVBRlV__V3Q3rC2Pg/viewform
View list https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FSN1kmzso2itgjWzaGfysZ5WhEjiL5EcyjGr4k6DffA
>Materials, experience and event AP simulators
http://fgosimulator.webcrow.jp/
>NP Comparison
fgo-gacha.link/noble-phantasm-damage
>Alternate Servant/CE DB
http://kazemai.github.io/fgo-vz/servant.htm
46d426 No.70395
Let us hope for brighter times ahead.
85b4d3 No.70398
>>70395
Won't happen. I meme'd happenings with my gets. I nearly killed someone as a result!
0ba182 No.70399
>>70395
Well as far as good things go, I think the new series of KR starts this week. Episode one should have been today in Japan, actually.
46d426 No.70400
>>70397
I see you found some new /ss/.
>>70398
Well you know, gets and great responsibility. What happened?
>>70399
I was thinking they wouldn't start a new one until next year.
0ba182 No.70401
>>70400
They don't even take a break! Last episode of Ex-aid was just last week!
Perhaps we can all watch weekly episodes together.
46d426 No.70403
>>70401
They're on the ball with this stuff if they pump out a new series as soon as the last one ended. Guess it keeps the money flowing.
That would be an idea.
>>70402
Oh you already knew of it? Not surprised.
6b55d0 No.70404
>>70403
Would you prefer non-H?
0ba182 No.70405
>>70403
You have to sell toys year round! A couple months break would be suicide!
I'll delegate myself, since I'll be watching it anyways. I'm not sure I love the premise of this one yet, but protag's suit looks super-cool.
85b4d3 No.70406
46d426 No.70407
>>70404
Non-H /ss/? Sounds a little lame.
>>70405
Well the Christmas season is coming up too so I guess that would be suicide.
Why don't you? Yeah that looks pretty neat to me.
>>70406
Maybe it's best I don't.
6b55d0 No.70408
>>70407
Non-H impregnation?
46d426 No.70409
>>70408
No one has time for romance.
0ba182 No.70410
>>70407
I don't know, I just tend to be a pretty skeptical guy about things. And the way he transforms seems kind of lame in relation to some of the other shows. We'll find out in the next day or so, I suppose. The first four or five episodes are traditionally pretty gay, though, so be prepared for that.
46d426 No.70412
>>70410
Better stop with the skeptism or I'll do nothing at all. If that's the case that does suck a little, but maybe they'll change it or you'll just have to deal.
Pretty gay how? Like them having homosexual sex or typical Japanese cheese?
>>70411
What if I am? Will you ban me?
6b55d0 No.70413
>>70412
No, I'll chop off your dick and feed it to the dogs.
46d426 No.70414
>>70413
I will steer clear.
0ba182 No.70415
>>70412
I'm sure I'll get over it. At the beginning of Ex-aid, I even made a post about how goofy I thought the character designs were, but I had gotten super into it by the end.
Nothing gay about homosexual sex, Motley. I just mean they can be a little boring and seem really silly until they start to dangle plot points in your face.
6b55d0 No.70416
>>70414
You don't want to be a girl?
46d426 No.70417
>>70415
It's hard to move on at first and get to the new stuff sometimes. Then it grows on you.
Are you implying those homosexuals aren't happy with their intercourse? So kind of a slow start? I can see that.
>>70416
No, sorry to disappoint you.
0ba182 No.70420
>>70417
That's typically how it goes. Like how the OPs you don't like at first end up being some of your favourites later on.
Well, they're likely not happy with the long-term consequences of, but I meant it the normal way.
0ba182 No.70421
Ah, there's already a subbed copy out!
46d426 No.70425
>>70418
You fail to surprise me.
>>70419
>>70420
I watch the OPs once and then just skip it afterwards.
I'm not sure what long-term consequences there would be, but I don't want to know. Oh of course of course! Silly me. :^)
6b55d0 No.70426
>>70425
Would you prefer guro?
0ba182 No.70427
>>70425
Depends. If I'm marathonning a bunch, I watch the OP for the first episode of the "Sitting" and skip it afterwards, but I weekly show I watch the OP every single time.
It's probably not stuff you should research.
Just treat it like hard drugs or something, and you should be fine. You won't suffer any negative effects from fiddling with them on rare occasions.
>>70424
Huh?
46d426 No.70430
>>70426
I prefer neither.
>>70427
For the past several years it's typically been a marathon of an already completed series. I guess I would continue watching it if it was a weekly basis thing.
I've probably already seen/read what you're probably referring to anyways. At least you can't pop out babies, right? Don't give me a reason to go try hard drugs now.
6b55d0 No.70431
>>70429
Probably because he's missing a few appendages.
Anyways, some time ago. America started an open border policy that allowed illegals to stay in America. This caused a demographic shift in America. Used to, Hispanics were a low percentage of the population, whereas their counterparts, blacks had a higher population.
As the Hispanics began to move into the states, they moved into traditionally ghetto neighborhoods. This is where blacks normally lived. As more Hispanics came in, they started displacing the black population and even changing these neighborhoods property value. Some blacks took notice of this and called it ethnic cleansing. But they were drowned out by more vocal black leaders. As it stands right now. Blacks in the US are going to be about ~7% of the population and the Hispanic population is set to replace them.
6b55d0 No.70432
>>70430
What do you prefer then?
0ba182 No.70433
>>70431
Like that one picture of the "person" who cooked his?
I can see it. Don't blacks have an even lower birth rate than White americans right now, surprisingly? Or are they just really close?
Want to watch an episode of Kamen Rider in a bit?
0ba182 No.70434
>>70430
And what are you watching/reading right now?
You may have. You can't pop out babies yet!
Don't try hard drugs until the meetup.
85b4d3 No.70435
6b55d0 No.70436
>>70433
Well, I'm not going to claim to be an expert on population displacements and population figures.
But, there is currently a campaign by the daughter of Martin Luther King's to raise awareness about the black genocide that's currently going on. Basically, black women are having soo many abortions that it's decreasing their population. a few years ago the black population was about 15% and now it's roughly about 12%.
Which is a rather jarring statistic to anyone looking from the outside.
Sure, let me get some tea and candy and I'll watch Kamen Rider with you.
0ba182 No.70437
>>70436
That is actually quite a large decrease for just "a few years ago"
Not for a bit yet! I'm going to order a pizza or something, and then we'll wait for Motley to be ready!
6b55d0 No.70439
>>70437
Now, imagine.
What would happened if abortion was banned in the US?
0ba182 No.70440
>>70439
What you do.
Is you make abortions very very expensive.
But as a "humanitarian" thing to do, you make it free for households under a certain income threshold, which will disproportionately affect certain groups.
6b55d0 No.70441
>>70440
That would fly.
My cousin is actually married to a anti-abortion priest and the guy was talking about how abortion should be banned in the US because it was immoral. That was a fun dinner conversation.
0ba182 No.70442
>>70441
How about this, then. We just allow strategically placed medical clinics to offer a service wherein someone comes in to get either a vasectomy or the female one, and they get $500 cash on the spot, no questions asked. I can't think of a reason why anyone would be up-in-arms about that one.
Dinner conversations can be pretty rough nowadays.
6b55d0 No.70443
>>70442
You're getting warmer.
Abortion clinics are "strategically" placed in black communities and a they also hand out free services for sexual health.
Well, not to say I don't agree with him.
But flat out banning abortion would be the worst natural disaster to happen.
46d426 No.70444
>>70432
I prefer to be happy.
>>70434
Nothing, nothing at all. School does that to me.
Yet?! What meetup?!
46d426 No.70446
Didn't realize that was a gif.
0ba182 No.70447
>>70444
Whoever invented school, I tell you…
Until medical technology advances to that point within a decade, of course!
The meetup you definitely promised me…
Will you be free for twenty shortly? I've got my food and I'm good to stream whenever!
46d426 No.70448
>>70445
What's the active ingredient in those?
>>70447
Keeping up with anime while going to school is probably a lot easier than trying to play video games honestly.
I promised one?!
How shortly? Also you made me want pizza despite having it yesterday?
0ba182 No.70449
>>70448
Keeping up a manga regimen is really easy, too. I probably spend about less than 15 minutes a week on new chapters.
Definitely! I wouldn't remember it if you didn't promise me!
Shortly just as in within the next couple hours. There's no rush. I think fox has school tomorrow.
Cook a delissio or something.
46d426 No.70450
>>70449
But tomorrow is Labor Day. Also one sec.
0ba182 No.70453
>>70451
What in the world?
0ba182 No.70454
Ran came because he heard there would be Kamen Rider.
ec683a No.70455
I came by since I relized it would be sad to disappear 364 days in.
6b55d0 No.70456
>>70454
He's still offline for me.
Or are you joking?
6b55d0 No.70457
>>70455
I'm partially inclined to believe it's not you.
0ba182 No.70458
>>70455
The reason you're doesn't really matter to me, honestly. some of us were worried you were going to do something to yourself.
ec683a No.70459
>>70457
Believe what you want.
6b55d0 No.70460
>>70459
Hit me up on steam goofball.
0ba182 No.70461
>>70460
likely phoneposting.
6b55d0 No.70462
OMG it is you.
I'm going to cry now.
ec683a No.70463
>>70458
That was the plan, but I saw a very freshly killed dog on the road that kind of freaked me out enough to make me turn around.
0ba182 No.70464
>>70463
That's a.. Surprisingly minor deterrent. I'm glad, though.
6b55d0 No.70465
>>70463
We'd prefer it if you stayed alive as all of us here would really miss you if you were gone for any length of time.
Not to be condescending of your actions of course. But, perhaps going to see a school counselor would alleviate these thoughts?
0ba182 No.70466
>>70465
If you're going to give him the gears, you should at least do it privately…
6b55d0 No.70467
>>70466
He's more than welcome to talk to me in steam or here. I'm open to anyone's problems here or anywhere.
0ba182 No.70468
>>70467
Obviously, but I'm referring to the matronly scolding. I don't think that's something the outsiders need to see.
6b55d0 No.70469
>>70468
I suppose it's something that I didn't think about.
Though, this place is a part time advice board. So, it shouldn't be too shocking to see.
Anyways, when's the show?
0ba182 No.70470
>>70469
I just think he's likely to feel a bit embarassed in the coming days, and he's likely to have at least one or two other people bothering him right away too, so be wary.
We're waiting on Motley, he stepped away a bit back.
6b55d0 No.70471
>>70470
I'll still open him with open arms. I'm not going to hold anything to him so long as he's with us.
Tell Motley to hurry up before smash my room mate's soundbar.
6b55d0 No.70472
I suppose I killed Ran-sama.
It will be very lonely.
46d426 No.70473
I'm fighting a Linux distro, please forgive me.
0ba182 No.70474
>>70473
I have faith in you!
6b55d0 No.70475
>>70473
pls hurry.
my roommates are doing drunk karaoke.
0ba182 No.70479
>>70478
Correct.
Enjoy a 25 minute nap, and the first one is free!
46d426 No.70480
This is getting stupid. I'll do it afterwards, let me switch back to Windows.
0ba182 No.70482
>>70480
What's your distro, fam?
46d426 No.70484
Manjaro. I'll do more research why wifi won't connect afterwards.
6b55d0 No.70485
>>70483
Too long.
Though, he seems to be fine now.
0ba182 No.70486
Damn.
I was going to take you for five cents a minute for everything over.
>>70484
I don't know a thing about Linux!
46d426 No.70487
>>70486
Then why did you ask? ;-;
0ba182 No.70488
>>70487
Because I thought you would like to tell me!
6b55d0 No.70489
>>70488
Let's have this as our opening!
0ba182 No.70490
46d426 No.70492
>>70488
I'd like to tell you how dumb I am but got a feeling you already know.
0ba182 No.70493
>>70492
Well, no one ever married a woman for their brains.
0ba182 No.70494
6b55d0 No.70495
>>70494
The philosophical meaning to life.
0ba182 No.70496
>>70495
But why is there a snake arm?
6b55d0 No.70497
>>70496
It's the "evil hand".
46d426 No.70498
>>70493
I won't ask on what you're trying to imply here.
0ba182 No.70499
>>70498
Always give me the least generous interpretation.
0ba182 No.70500
>>70497
His legs are backward.
46d426 No.70501
>>70499
About to give you something else here, son. Now where's that show, and my pizza?
ec683a No.70502
0ba182 No.70504
>>70501
Finally, jeez!
Less than five. Get your water/piss/whatever, I'll have the pizza on UPS.
6b55d0 No.70505
Now?
took you long enough.
46d426 No.70506
>>70504
Maybe you'd like to know what it is first? Better see that pizza soon!
0ba182 No.70507
For those of us not sacrificing our prime years to appease the Scholastic Jew, the advent of September can only mean a single thing: The new series of Kamen Rider! Join us for the first episode of Kamen Rider Build, at
https://www.twitch.tv/curemaple
And yes, that even means you.
6b55d0 No.70508
If Ese doesn't start; I'll spam porn!
0ba182 No.70509
>>70506
No, I'll only take things from you if I haven't yet been spoiled on them.
0ba182 No.70510
Hokuto roughly translates to, "land of the gibsmedats"
46d426 No.70511
>>70509
>>70507
You'll hear a reply from me later!
0ba182 No.70513
>>70512
The bad guys, it seems. The shows don't have anything to do with each other, so you know exactly as much as me.
More importantly, what is that shirt?
46d426 No.70514
6b55d0 No.70515
>>70513
It feels like I'm watching Free!!
0ba182 No.70516
>>70515
That's a bad thing, right?
46d426 No.70517
>phone that turns into a bike
Give give give!
6b55d0 No.70518
>That transformation sequence
ec683a No.70519
What a dorky looking bike..
0ba182 No.70520
>Giving the duty of researching the super-cube to the intern
6b55d0 No.70521
>>70516
Depends, do you like Free!!?
0ba182 No.70522
>>70519
I don't like the vial on the back
6b55d0 No.70524
>>70523
Let's go deeper~
Do you like cute boys doing cute things?
0ba182 No.70525
>>70524
Sometimes two good things don't come together to form a great thing.
46d426 No.70527
>>70525
What are you? Hetero? :^)
0ba182 No.70528
The beaker shaking is a little gay.
ec683a No.70529
The little crank handle is hilarious.
0ba182 No.70530
Those super-police have some pretty sweet helmets, though.
46d426 No.70531
Spotted the main villain.
46d426 No.70533
Japanese commercials still impress me.
0ba182 No.70534
We're done!
Come back next week.
6b55d0 No.70535
>Kamen Rider for PS4
Who /getting/ it here?
ec683a No.70536
6b55d0 No.70537
>>70534
Stream japanese commercials for us.
0ba182 No.70538
>>70535
I'll wait for a roster!
>>70536
Will you keep watching with us?
46d426 No.70540
>>70509
Well I assume you haven't been spoiled on this. :^)
0ba182 No.70541
>>70537
We can Synctube them for a little.
http://sync-video.com/r/rITqGmfY
>>70540
Well I hope not! What am I getting?
7000d8 No.70542
6b55d0 No.70544
>>70541
Sure.
Hopefully, the white husky is still on air.
46d426 No.70546
>>70541
You told me not to spoil it!
0ba182 No.70548
>>70547
Bed!
>>70546
Fine, fine! I'll just wait quietly, then.
46d426 No.70549
I'm going back to fighting Linux.
6b55d0 No.70550
>>70548
But it's like 17 minutes before bed!
>Tommy Lee Jones can speak Japanese
W-what is real anymore?
0ba182 No.70552
>>70550
Do you have a bedtime even on a holiday?!
6b55d0 No.70553
>>70552
Yes, I have a sleep schedule.
Besides, aren't all the cool kids sleeping in these days?
Also.
https://youtu.be/IJcvRLKO_pU
46d426 No.70554
>>70551
Gentoo would probably be worse at the moment in a time consumption manner.
>>70552
Sometimes you gotta keep up with your schedule.
6b55d0 No.70555
>>70554
Wouldn't Unbuntu be the better way to go?
7000d8 No.70556
6b55d0 No.70557
Yuri is the better distro.
0ba182 No.70560
>>70556
What are you up to now?
>>70554
You don't have a schedule!
>>70553
Sleeping in isn't cool.
7000d8 No.70563
>>70560
Probably just going to sit around until I get tired, then sleep.
0ba182 No.70564
>>70563
Ah, well.
Perhaps an early night if you're not feeling well?
46d426 No.70567
Out of all the adapters I could ever buy it's the one that gives issues.
>>70555
Probably, but I didn't wanna. Wanted to use Xubuntu but wasn't getting video output.
>>70556
Technically using Arch for retards like me.
>>70560
What do you mean?
0ba182 No.70569
>>70567
uhm.
You don't seem to have a schedule?
7000d8 No.70570
>>70564
Perhaps. I don't think I can sleep just yet, though.
>>70567
Installing it is all the fun, though.
46d426 No.70571
>>70568
I can only wonder about such a person who made this.
>>70569
Do you mean sleep schedule?
>>70570
I'm missing out on all the fun it seems. I just need to get started on my programming assignments.
7000d8 No.70573
0ba182 No.70574
Good night everyone.
>>70570
All right, well, enjoy the rest of your night, then.
We can talk when you're willing.
>>70571
A consistent one, at least!
7000d8 No.70575
>>70571
What do you need Linux for?
46d426 No.70576
>>70572
Sleep well.
>>70574
Hmm, guess you're right and maybe wrong on that one. Sleep well.
>>70575
Multiple things, but regarding school it's when I'm making all these little C++ programs for classes.
94dded No.70577
>>70553
The cool kids are sleeping forever though.
85b4d3 No.70578
These new mysterious anons are new and mysterious.
0ba182 No.70579
>>70577
Sometimes I would like to sleep forever.
0ba182 No.70580
Reminder that after today I'll be away from the apartment until Saturday.
Please save any drama until I return.
60b951 No.70581
I suppose I'll run this by /imouto/ as well, I'm starting a job from tomorrow on so I will be sleeping during nights.
Hope you all are doing okay.
46d426 No.70582
>>70580
Not spending your off days shit posting with us? How awful.
0ba182 No.70583
>>70582
I would if you were gone.
46d426 No.70584
>>70583
So you just need me to leave? That can be done.
0ba182 No.70585
>>70584
It's called "negging".
46d426 No.70586
>>70585
Huh, first time I've heard of this.
85b4d3 No.70587
>>70581
Good luck at your new job, rake in those shekels. Hope you are doing okay too, Renz~!
>>70585
D: NIGGING?
85b4d3 No.70589
>>70588
Ew. that's cut off testicles? I see stitching in that pic.
0ba182 No.70590
>>70586
Do a quick lookup, it's a basic concept.
>>70587
No, I try to avoid doing too much nigging.
0ba182 No.70592
>>70591
I bet this was your doing.
85b4d3 No.70593
>>70588
>>70591
>TFW I nearly killed Fox and failed.
6b55d0 No.70594
>>70592
What doing?
They're men aspiring to reach the peak of pleasure.
0ba182 No.70595
>>70594
I know what they are, though I disagree, I'm just referring to the text.
6b55d0 No.70597
>>70593
Maybe it's time to eat….
0ba182 No.70598
>>70596
Don't worry about it, actually.
Why have you saved these?
85b4d3 No.70599
>>70597
Or sleep. Since I'm getting dizzy often.
6b55d0 No.70600
>>70598
You don't think they're cute?
0ba182 No.70602
>>70600
Maybe a couple could be, but cute or not isn't the issue here.
6b55d0 No.70603
>>70602
One wonders what the issue would be?
The fact they're balless?
6b55d0 No.70604
>>70602
Jeez, you're slow.
Anyways, off for dinner. Have this.
http://imgur.com/a/36wLq
0ba182 No.70605
46d426 No.70606
>>70590
Oh yeah sorry I did beforehand. Still first time though.
0ba182 No.70607
>>70606
Really. I shouldn't be giving my secrets so easily.
6b55d0 No.70608
>>70605
>Takes almost an hour to get food.
0ba182 No.70609
>>70608
Maybe you should be telling the cook that he's slow!
6b55d0 No.70610
>>70609
Well, that really doesn't fly.
Especially when the place is under-staffed and ethnic.
0ba182 No.70611
>>70610
You know what that means?
0ba182 No.70613
>>70612
Close!
I was going to suggest you apply.
6b55d0 No.70614
>>70613
A job would be nice. But, impractical…
Also, what games do you have right now?
46d426 No.70615
>>70607
Quite the lady's man, huh? :^)
6b55d0 No.70616
>>70615
He really is quite the lady's man.
0ba182 No.70617
>>70615
Not even a little!
My implication was that if you're aware of my techniques, you'll be on guard against them.
>>70614
Too many to list; I would ask you to be more specific.
6b55d0 No.70618
>>70617
What games can currently be played on your desktop?
0ba182 No.70619
>>70618
Putt-Putt goes to the moon.
46d426 No.70620
>>70616
I can tell. One wonders why he wastes his talents.
>>70617
Boy's man?
I'm never aware of anything.
6b55d0 No.70621
>>70619
>Not Spy Fox
Is that all? I'm sad.
6b55d0 No.70622
>>70620
There's always the distinct possibility that he's gay or a tranny chaser
0ba182 No.70623
>>70620
Voluntary Celibate. :^)
Hopefully one day you'll at least be aware of my feelings
>>70621
I don't know spy fox!
Anyways, I get the distinct feeling you're asking for a reason.
6b55d0 No.70624
>>70623
You would be correct.
Because I was going to ask you to stream a game.
0ba182 No.70625
>>70624
It's like I'm psychic or something.
That's fine in a bit, but I'll just play something I would have played anyways.
46d426 No.70626
>>70622
Only one of those is an issue.
>>70623
Probably not a bad idea these days.
I wouldn't bet on that one anytime soon.
6b55d0 No.70627
>>70625
You need to play a bad game for comedic value.
6b55d0 No.70628
>>70626
He likes transexuals?
0ba182 No.70629
>>70626
brb, suicide.
>>70627
What's a comedically bad game?
I would feel self conscious about showcasing a game I'm not already okay at.
6b55d0 No.70630
>>70629
Any 3D sonic game or Ride to Hell.
I'm fine with either. Unless, something else comes to mind.
0ba182 No.70631
>>70630
Well, I've never played sonic adventure before, so that's an idea.
I'd probably just do a run at that Ghosts and goblins clone I'm playing all the time.
46d426 No.70633
>>70628
I guess we need to ask to make sure.
>>70629
That doesn't mean you should stop trying!
0ba182 No.70634
>>70632
No, Contra is its own distinct property! I've only ever cleared the one on DS without abusing continues, though.
https://youtu.be/rMe-KSNVvg4?t=47s
0ba182 No.70636
>>70633
That sounds dangerously close to an invitation.
6b55d0 No.70637
>>70634
Why not just emulate Super Ghost 'n Goblins instead?
Something about that game really, rubs me the wrong way.
6b55d0 No.70639
>>70638
Don't worry.
They finally meet their fates.
0ba182 No.70640
>>70637
Because real ghosts and goblins is too "poor design hard", and I don't think it's fun.
e95e4b No.70641
>>70639
I couldn't tell if that was a prolapse, clitdick, or both
6b55d0 No.70642
>>70640
I'll make you play a hard game if you want a hard game.
0ba182 No.70643
>>70642
If it's a hard game that doesn't really feel like bullshit, then sure.
6b55d0 No.70644
>>70641
I suppose it's a clitdick. Though, I'm not sure what defines a clitdick.
6b55d0 No.70645
>>70643
You're going to play the bullshit game.
It's name?
Eryi's Adventure.
e95e4b No.70646
>>70644
You know the sort. Especially the exaggerated ones in hentai they love to draw.
6b55d0 No.70647
>>70646
Futa?
Well, they're missing a few….Features to make it futa.
0ba182 No.70648
>>70645
Would that sort of game even be fun to watch, I wonder?
e95e4b No.70649
>>70647
No, that's different. Usually it's some sort of drugs that grows it to tremendous proportions and then it turns all wierd.
6b55d0 No.70650
>>70648
Seeing people die a lot for bullshit reasons.
You get laughs. Matter of fact, AVGN's funniest videos were of him dying a lot.
So, feel up to the challenge?!
6b55d0 No.70651
>>70649
oh, those.
No, no, those are actual peni on my images. The futa clits are a little too…Unrealistic.
0ba182 No.70652
>>70650
I guess. That employs editing so that the viewers don't see the same section of game over and over, though.
Yeah, that's fine. I'll need to fiddle with things to see if I can get it working, and then make a can of soup, though.
Have this. It's not satire.
https://youtu.be/uIEeiDjdUuU?t=1m8s
e95e4b No.70653
>>70651
Lol, of all things, that's the one that breaks realism
6b55d0 No.70655
>>70653
Yeah, I mean, would you want a girl with a clitoris bigger than your dick?
e95e4b No.70656
>>70655
No, but it'd be really hilarious to see
0ba182 No.70657
6b55d0 No.70658
>>70656
Well, i have news for you!
6b55d0 No.70659
>>70657
You know.
I'm going to support him for his ideas of a unified Israel. I want to see it back-fire and go down in flames.
e95e4b No.70660
>>70658
Ain't ever gonna happen, so I ain't got anything to worry about
0ba182 No.70662
>>70659
We should give him a chance, tbh. Let them have the entire middle east, give them all free passage over there, and wish them the best.
I'm nearly ready.
e95e4b No.70663
>>70661
She looks wholly like a dude. And now we're giving this sort of stuff to kids. Eww.
6b55d0 No.70665
>>70663
Well, you canal ways be common filth.
https://youtu.be/6gHVZozvkHU
0ba182 No.70666
>>70664
I saw that one, yes!
Come tell me if you can hear the audio correctly on the title screen. I had to set up differently than when I was doing shows.
6b55d0 No.70667
>>70666
Gonna need a link.
6b55d0 No.70669
>>70668
Yes, i have audio.
0ba182 No.70670
>>70669
That's all I need then.
I'll begin when you're ready.
e95e4b No.70671
>>70665
L e s b o f i g h t s ! ! !
6b55d0 No.70673
>>70672
Sprinkler and bomb.
6b55d0 No.70674
This game is 100% sure to give you paranoia.
0ba182 No.70675
>>70674
The spikes that don't do anything right before a flower that kills you out of nowhere got me pretty good.
6b55d0 No.70676
>>70675
Are the controls floaty?
46d426 No.70677
Oh, I have that game. I think they call them "trapformers"? I don't see why you'd want to play a game that's literally trial and error.
Then again I guess that explains about most things.
0ba182 No.70678
>>70677
Not my idea.
>>70676
Not too bad. I wouldn't like them for anything beyond a joke game, though.
6b55d0 No.70679
>>70678
You seem to miss some obvious traps.
So, I was curious how hard it was to avoid them.
0ba182 No.70680
I'll pretend I figured out that solution intentionally.
46d426 No.70681
>>70678
I guess that "I wanna be the guy" game was pretty popular.
0ba182 No.70682
>>70679
You know it's easier to catch things from the spectator's perspective.
>>70681
It was the first of the genre though, so it gets something of a pass.
However, against it, I think it contributed a lot to the "People pretending to be really angry at the game" genre on youtube.,
6b55d0 No.70683
>>70682
Not when you have an affinity for hitting the top spikes.
0ba182 No.70684
>>70683
We'll get there. This is the kind of thing I meant when I was wondering if it would be fun to watch.
6b55d0 No.70685
I wonder how irritated EseM is?
0ba182 No.70686
0ba182 No.70689
>>70687
Yes! The current switches like every half meter!
6b55d0 No.70690
>>70689
Well, that explains a lot.
0ba182 No.70691
>>70690
I wasn't bumping into the top spikes because I'm autistically spamming the button, it sucks you up into them.
6b55d0 No.70692
>>70691
So, the game is evil?
0ba182 No.70693
>>70692
You know that before you suggested it, I think!
A game like that would probably have been more entertaining with voice, so I don't have to stop it constantly to post on the board.
6b55d0 No.70694
>>70693
In today's episode of EseM's life.
He becomes a streamer on Twitch. Well on his way to becoming a renowned Twitch Streamer!
0ba182 No.70695
>>70694
Never. If there was an option to set it to, "only people with this link", I would have done so.
6b55d0 No.70696
>>70695
You don't want to be the next Pewdiepie?
Imagine all those autistic teenage girls writing fan-fiction and using self-inserts as a love interest.
0ba182 No.70697
>>70696
I don't have his natural charisma, lack of self-consciousness, or attractive voice.
6b55d0 No.70698
>>70697
It was worth the effort.
0ba182 No.70699
>>70698
Maybe not, but you're worth the effort.
6b55d0 No.70700
>>70699
Let's get down to business.
0ba182 No.70701
>>70700
What should I bring?
0ba182 No.70703
>>70702
Give me three tags?
6b55d0 No.70704
>>70703
You would probably gouge out your eyeballs.
0ba182 No.70705
>>70704
>Bara
>Vore
>Necrophilia
6b55d0 No.70706
>>70705
What's your opinion on unbirthing.
0ba182 No.70707
>>70706
Is that when someone crawls back into the womb? I haven't seen too much of that.
Your name dropped off a while back, by the way.
0ba182 No.70709
>>70708
Perhaps you should satisfy codemonkey.
ec683a No.70710
"Will suck dick for working website"
0ba182 No.70712
>>70710
It's fifteen minutes of debasement for a permanent home. I have faith in you.
0ba182 No.70713
>>70711
The title's enough for me, I think.
6b55d0 No.70714
>>70713
Don't be a pussy.
Watch it like a real man.
0ba182 No.70715
>>70714
Actually.
For some reason my play button isn't even working on it.
How many of these do you have?
ec683a No.70716
>>70712
Sounds worth it to me.
0ba182 No.70717
>>70716
Make sure you sound more reluctant than that, though, or he might try to haggle you down.
0ba182 No.70719
>>70718
What's with the balls and no genitals?
Also, do these count as fetish videos? They have words like "hot girl" in there, but it's completely non-sexual…
ec683a No.70720
>>70717
We'd only end up with a partially working website, which would be sad after all that work.
46d426 No.70721
>>70719
Is that really worth asking?
6b55d0 No.70722
>>70719
Those girls have neither balls nor peni.
And yes, it's for people that have Emetophilia.
0ba182 No.70723
>>70720
How about this.
It works completely glitch-free from midnight to about 4pm monday to friday, but 4-12 PM, and all day Saturday Sunday is no good?
>>70722
I was talking about the picture, though! I even spaced them out
Well, I'm glad to discover I don't have that, then.
6b55d0 No.70724
>>70723
We could go further…
ec683a No.70725
>>70723
That's not too bad. I wouldn't suck a dick for it, though.
To be honest, the website works alright most of the time.
46d426 No.70726
Finally done. Probably not worth the effort.
0ba182 No.70728
>>70724
Let's. May as well make my last day of PCposting worthwhile.
>>70725
And here I thought any reward would just be bonus.
Yeah, other than the days it goes down completely, it's just a mild irritation. Like when the post box doesn't reset, and sometimes even text-only posts take me about a minute.
>>70726
Everything's functional?
0ba182 No.70729
>>70724
I'm absolutely convinced it's you editing these pictures, now.
6b55d0 No.70730
>>70728
Why, whatever do you mean?
46d426 No.70731
>>70727
thinking emoji
>>70728
Yes, I magically got the distro I want to use for now working. Now if only I didn't waste so much time.
0ba182 No.70732
>>70730
I don't know, what did you mean by "We could go further…"
I thought you had some even more distasteful stuff to show off.
6b55d0 No.70733
>>70732
Well, I do.
But but I'll save them for later.
ec683a No.70734
>>70728
It hasn't been down since earlier this year, right?
0ba182 No.70735
>>70733
What happened to make you such a tease?
>>70734
Hmm, I'm pretty sure it has a couple times, but for like.. An hour or something, rather than several days.
0ba182 No.70736
>>70731
You only have to do it once, though!
6b55d0 No.70737
>>70735
I'm suffering from withdrawals.
Praetor withdrawals.
0ba182 No.70738
>>70737
But he's right here!
Am I not enough for you anymore?
6b55d0 No.70739
>>70738
Using a food analogy.
You're cummin and praetor is pumpkin spice.
Both will make make you go into withdrawals if there's not enough in your diet.
0ba182 No.70740
>>70739
You would think you would at least use food additives with addictive qualities…
And I don't think I've had pumpkin spice. Cumin is one of the better-smelling spices, though.
ec683a No.70741
You've had others in the past, correct?
6b55d0 No.70742
>>70740
Google salt and sugar.
46d426 No.70743
>>70736
I mean I installed those other two as well, then cloned, deleted, ect.
0ba182 No.70744
>>70743
But I mean, you're done now, and you can just enjoy the fruits of your labour.
>>70741
What's this a response to, sorry?
>>70742
I think I've heard of one of those.
ec683a No.70745
>>70744
In reference to fox and his praetors.
6b55d0 No.70746
>>70744
You have?
So, what makes those two ingredients addictive?
0ba182 No.70747
>>70745
Ah.
>>70746
Well, I don't know the reasoning behind it.
They are, though. Although, I'm pretty sure salt is required for survival, rather than addictive.
6b55d0 No.70748
>>70741
Yes, They all died in a horrible fire.
6b55d0 No.70749
>>70747
You need sugars to be digested into carbs and the sodium in salt is necessary for several key bodily functions.
ec683a No.70750
>>70748
How does one inherit the title?
0ba182 No.70751
>>70749
So could my grocery shopping just be a salt lick and a bag of white sugar?
6b55d0 No.70752
>>70750
I can't tell you!
Gosh, always so inquisitive!
6b55d0 No.70753
>>70751
You can be deer-kin!
Just remember to avoid the woods through October-January!
ec683a No.70754
0ba182 No.70755
>>70753
But I've yet to truly discover my kintype.
6b55d0 No.70756
>>70754
Strange things would happen if I were to tell my choosing of praetors.
0ba182 No.70758
6b55d0 No.70760
>>70758
Make sure to tell us what your results.
ec683a No.70761
>>70756
Like what?
How bad could it be?
6b55d0 No.70762
>>70761
I would have people trying to become praetor's.
One praetor at a time is more than enough.
0ba182 No.70763
>>70760
This feels like a cop-out answer for sure.
0ba182 No.70765
>>70764
Perhaps I'm just not an otherkin.
6b55d0 No.70766
>>70765
I sense you have more to yourself than meets the eye.
0ba182 No.70767
>>70766
Perhaps I'll expose myself one day in the far future.
6b55d0 No.70768
>>70767
Make sure you expose yourself to your family.
ec683a No.70769
>>70762
How popular you are!
Would ese not fit the bill?
0ba182 No.70770
>>70768
I don't think you've any obligation to.
0ba182 No.70771
>>70769
Not until after the duel, I think.
6b55d0 No.70772
>>70769
Now why shift the load onto EseM?
6b55d0 No.70773
>>70770
Me?
What about you?
0ba182 No.70774
>>70773
That was the general "you". Reading comprehension!
6b55d0 No.70775
>>70774
Well, okay.
What would your parents say when you tell them that you're an other-kin?
ec683a No.70776
>>70771
It'd be an easy win for you.
>>70772
I'm not doing a very good job, it seems.
0ba182 No.70777
>>70775
My dad would be proud of my self-expression and definitely not hit me.
>>70776
Not when I flash back to good memories and hesitate when the time comes to deal the final blow.
6b55d0 No.70778
>>70776
You're doing just fine.
6b55d0 No.70779
>>70777
How long would the beating last?
ec683a No.70780
>>70777
Don't get into a duel you don't want to fight!
>>70778
It sure doesn't feel like it.
6b55d0 No.70781
>>70780
I see things differently, I guess :)
0ba182 No.70782
>>70780
You can't help it! Sometimes you think you've resolved yourself to finish the fight, and then it all comes tumbling down.
>>70779
Well, he is like, 45, or somewhere around there, and I'm in the prime of my life…
6b55d0 No.70783
>>70782
So, is eugenics a bad thing now?
0ba182 No.70784
>>70783
I'm really confused as to how you made that connection.
ec683a No.70785
>>70781
We just think differently, it seems.
>>70782
It's not good to think in a situation like that. You just gotta do it.
6b55d0 No.70786
>>70784
Ross is shitting his pants by eleven. With is highly correlational to a developmental disorder. In addition to that. He has violent fits that could put people in danger.
It's possible he has childhood schizophrenia due to the supposed voices and rather unsanitary behaviors that he's into.
The fact that he threatens suicide and threatens to murders others means that he could be a potential time bomb.
6b55d0 No.70787
>>70785
Is that a good thing?
If everyone thought the same, the world would be really boring,no?
0ba182 No.70788
>>70785
See? With that attitude, everything's been settled before the battlefield has even been tread upon.
>>70786
Oh, I see. If you suddenly switch the private conversation to the board, I won't know what you're talking about!
Well, yeah, I don't think it's possible for Ross to ever clean up his act, so to speak. As much as I don't like to think it, some people are just garbage people right from adolescence. I just haven't settled for myself what's the most human way to deal with those people. Do we just have them break rocks, or build roads up north or something?
6b55d0 No.70789
>>70788
It's possible he's too violent for any job.
Once his grandparents kick the bucket. What's he going to do?
Go NEET?
It's probable that he'll be homeless eating from the garbage bin.
Perhaps pancuronium bromide is not so bad?
0ba182 No.70790
>>70789
Is there shit chance at all he could be sent to a monastery?
0ba182 No.70792
ec683a No.70793
>>70787
That is true, I guess.
6b55d0 No.70794
>>70792
>>70792
Yes, good night.
Goodnight Ran-sama.
0ba182 No.70795
>>70794
I'll have my phone with me. I'll probably be somewhere worth no service for some of the time, though.
ec683a No.70796
>>70794
Goodnight, goodbye.
0ba182 No.70797
ec683a No.70798
0ba182 No.70799
ec683a No.70800
>>70799
That's it.
Enjoy your week, please.
0ba182 No.70801
>>70800
You as well. I'll know!
As I've said, I won't be impossible to get ahold of.
ec683a No.70802
>>70801
I'll try. I don't have high hopes, though.
How will you know?
0ba182 No.70803
>>70802
Well at the very leasr, we can aim for a better week, then.
I never told you where I was going ;^)
ec683a No.70804
>>70803
Thats a little creepy.
46d426 No.70805
Maybe it's time you tell.
ec683a No.70806
>>70805
If he wanted to tell us, he would.
Or so I think.
46d426 No.70807
>>70806
Might ask him in private if he's still online.
ec683a No.70808
46d426 No.70809
>>70808
I meant you, not me. I have a bad habit of leaving pronouns out in my sentences.
77669b No.70811
> when you forget you were looking at questionable materials, and open your phone browser in public
6b55d0 No.70812
I-is this the end of North Korea?!
>Japan is issuing an evacuation of the Korean peninsula
>Trump gave the go head for allowing Japan and Korea to have "higher grade military weapons".
https://www.cnbc.com/2017/09/04/japan-is-reportedly-drafting-a-plan-to-get-its-citizens-out-of-south-korea.html
f77b22 No.70813
>>70812
Good riddance.
There were a lot of people protesting the DACA thing today.
5906e1 No.70817
>>70816
I'm glad you're okay.
I was sickly worried for you.
f77b22 No.70818
>>70817
Hopefully I won't be worrying you for too much longer.
5906e1 No.70819
>>70818
Please don't say that..
f77b22 No.70820
>>70819
By that I mean I've decided to find a reason to live instead of the other route.
So hopefully that won't take too long.
5906e1 No.70821
>>70820
Oh.
I thought you meant..
Now I feel dumb.
But I'm glad.
f77b22 No.70822
>>70821
I wouldn't be here if I didn't decide that.
5906e1 No.70823
>>70822
The important part is that you didn't, and that matters a lot to me.
I hope it'll get better for you real soon..
7000d8 No.70824
>>70823
We'll see. Thanks for the words.
5906e1 No.70825
>>70824
If you need someone to talk to, well, I'll try to be around as much as I can despite work and other things.
6b55d0 No.70826
>>70813
Yeah, I actually got an e-mail about that from my school's president.
I could really care less about DACA…Though, I was hoping a student would claim a day of silence for those people on DACA.
C'est la vie, I can only hope for so much.
5906e1 No.70827
4 hours until my shift, g'night everyone and stay safe.
It was worth it to stay up late.
6b55d0 No.70828
>>70827
One wonders how you can get 4 hours of sleep and still be functional at work.
Goodnight.
1f23d8 No.70831
>>70830
SD in bed
I've been on buses since before noon.
Ran's doing school, or enjoying the new Utawarerumono, if I took a wild guess.
c1705d No.70832
>>70825
Please don't worry about it.
c1705d No.70833
>>70831
My copy hasn't even shipped yet.
6b55d0 No.70834
>>70831
Well, if that's the case.
Time to go find a girl and marry her!
1f23d8 No.70835
>>70833
Awful! Hopefully you get it before the weekend, at least.
7000d8 No.70836
Nevermind, it just has.
No way I was buying it in person.
1f23d8 No.70837
>>70834
Just buy one with bitcoin.
6b55d0 No.70838
>>70837
should I go for the Asian delight or the Russian bombshell?
1f23d8 No.70839
>>70838
You would be the talk of the town if you're the only guy married to a qt pygmy gal.
>>70836
There's always the third option!
7000d8 No.70840
>>70839
I need physical. Especially for a game like this.
1f23d8 No.70841
Or you could pay a homeless to go into the store
6b55d0 No.70842
>>70839
That would be the spicy senorita.
4.9 and ready to have kids.
also…
https://youtu.be/GoiTW2zw80c
1f23d8 No.70843
>>70842
I can barely post right now, never mind trying to load a video
7000d8 No.70844
>>70841
An easy way to lose $55..
6b55d0 No.70845
>>70843
The Magic School Bus got a reboot
1f23d8 No.70847
>>70845
How does it look?!
>>70844
I think we've exhausted our options at this point then. Did you get the good shipping, at least?
6b55d0 No.70848
>>70846
Good, some girl that looks like a dominatrix is trying to befriend me which is terrifying to say the least.
How was your day?
6b55d0 No.70849
>>70847
They used ToonBoom(flash animation).
So, it looks like every other kids show right now….
7000d8 No.70850
>>70847
It'll be here thursday.
>>70848
You must be quite the ladies man.
What will you do?
6b55d0 No.70851
>>70850
Cower in the corner.
I have a feeling she may discard me anyways.
Which, I'm fine with that.
Also, that's college. Just walk with a confident stance, be yourself, Say nothing, and girls will flock you looking for a date.
7000d8 No.70852
>>70851
If you cower like that she'll only like you more.
How do people find time for them?
6b55d0 No.70853
>>70852
It's strange. I'm trying to be as spergy as possible because I really don't want to talk to people and they're still talking to me. Idk, must be the next Hitler or something.
You ask them to study in their room
7000d8 No.70854
>>70853
People just don't talk to me, really.
You must be pretty approachable, I guess.
That's where unholy things happen.
6b55d0 No.70855
>>70854
Must be.
I guess I could try running for president. I wonder how that would work out.
Also, what you wear says a lot about you. So, dress casual and see how it goes.
Unholy things could be holy you know.
7000d8 No.70856
>>70853
People are both scary, and trouble.
Sometimes I feel like they're not worth it.
Unholy is unholy.
6b55d0 No.70857
>>70856
You remind of that guy from Catcher in the Rye for some reason.
Unholy acts is how I was made
e95e4b No.70858
>>70857
It can stop here! Don't fornicate! Otherwise you create thots.
7000d8 No.70859
>>70857
Who, the main character?
I barely remember that book.
It's how we were all made.
6b55d0 No.70860
>>70858
>Not having a daughter and intentionally making her socially inept so the ideas of sex are incredibly foreign to her
6b55d0 No.70861
>>70859
Holden Caulfield.
I suppose you read it in highschool?
e95e4b No.70862
>>70860
More like explaining the "used fleshlight" theory, cause the other would be batshit insane
7000d8 No.70863
>>70861
Yes, him.
I did read it.
kinda..
6b55d0 No.70864
>>70862
What's the used fleshlight theory?
6b55d0 No.70865
>>70863
Clifnotes are cheating!
7000d8 No.70866
>>70865
I didn't read it, then.
e95e4b No.70867
>>70864
Most people would find the idea of using a used fleshlight disgusting, no matter how many times it's been cleaned and bleached. It follows that being a thot is essentially the same as a used fleshlight: eww.
6b55d0 No.70868
>>70866
Looks like you'll have to add more to your backlog~
7000d8 No.70870
>>70868
No thanks!
Reading is for nerds.
e95e4b No.70871
>>70869
Yeah, I've seen those. I'm playing for team one and done after seeing all that over time.
6b55d0 No.70872
>>70870
>Reading is for nerds
>Is taking a Freshman English class
You killed your waifu.
6b55d0 No.70873
>>70871
So, the solution is Japanese Catholic waifu?
7000d8 No.70874
>>70872
I did it with my bare hands, too.
I feel sorry for her.
I needed the credit.
e95e4b No.70875
>>70873
Jap wouldn't matter, but otherwise that's pretty much it. Of course, assuming they aren't pozzed.
6b55d0 No.70876
>>70874
Que?
No habla inglés.
6b55d0 No.70877
>>70875
Is it possible for Catholics to be pozzed?
6b55d0 No.70879
>>70878
Donde estas universidad?
e95e4b No.70881
>>70877
Very much. Just look at Vatican II. Some Caths like Voris try to make the best of it, but many of them are in fact pozzed.
6b55d0 No.70882
>>70880
Well, that's creepy.
I typed it in and it's the address for my dorm.
6b55d0 No.70883
>>70881
Welp, time to nail 99 thesis on the door of the Vatican and then burn it down after they deny your request
7000d8 No.70884
>>70882
I'm not actually real.
I just float to wherever I need be.
e95e4b No.70885
>>70883
We've already done that. Now America is for the Protestants, Europe for the Caths.
6b55d0 No.70886
>>70884
What a strange sense of existential dread that has fallen over me.
6b55d0 No.70887
>>70885
But….Catholics were 50% of the US population at one point?
7000d8 No.70888
>>70886
I'm only here because others will it to be.
Don't think about it too hard.
6b55d0 No.70889
>>70888
Oh jeez.
It's nearly 500 posts….
Do you will it to be a new thread?
e95e4b No.70890
>>70887
Maybe. But we're mostly Prot now. At least we have the benefit of the fact that targeting us would involve taking on almost ten thousands of seperate institutions.
7000d8 No.70891
>>70889
You're the thread wizard, not me.
6b55d0 No.70892
>>70890
That seems like a dichotomy that went too far.
e95e4b No.70896
>>70892
Your mom went too far. *Smug*