[–]▶ f07d0a (145) No.56484>>56486 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
Have you cooked anything today?
When was the last time you cooked something?
What did you make?
What do you plan on cooking?
Come on in and discuss food!
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56486
>>56484 (OP)
First for Matthew!
▶ e76590 (24) No.56491>>56492
I cook mean biscuits no joke
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56492>>56493
>>56491
From scratch?
That's impressive.
▶ e76590 (24) No.56493>>56494 >>56495
>>56492
From scratch isn't actually too hard. It's only a few ingredients. The only real difficulty is the dough.
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56494>>56496
>>56493
I think the most complicated thing I've baked is brownies.
I just don't have the motivation, most of the time. :/
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56495
>>56493
Yeah, the dough is bitch to make sometimes.
▶ e76590 (24) No.56496
>>56494
Try making some stuff. You'll probably enjoy it!
▶ 4f2bd1 (1) No.56497>>56498
Hi.
I'm not a good cook. I can make some decent junk food though like pan fried stuff.
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56499>>56500
>EBT card still not in the mail
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56500
>>56499
You know what you have to do!
Go postal.
▶ a35d55 (5) No.56502>>56503
Yesterday I had a big omelette with ground turkey, spinach, and banana peppers, and tonight will just be my typical steak and mixed vegetables.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56503>>56504
>>56502
Steak and mixed veggies?
What sort of steak?
▶ a35d55 (5) No.56504>>56505
>>56503
Top sirloin, because that was what was on sale this week.
Bone-in rib steak is my favourite, though.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56505>>56506
>>56504
That sounds good.
And since I am home alone.
I can finally cook some steak…
▶ a35d55 (5) No.56506>>56507
>>56505
How are those things related?
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56507>>56508
>>56506
I have steak in the fridge.
▶ a35d55 (5) No.56508>>56510 >>56512
>>56507
No, I mean, being home alone, and being able to cook it?
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56509>>56511
i have no mouth and i must eat
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56510>>56514
>>56508
I won't have to cook for everyone silly.
Besides, the best steak is the steak you cook yourself.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56511
>>56509
Was a good cookbook.
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56513>>56515
seriously though where is my ebt card ;-;
▶ a35d55 (5) No.56514>>56517
>>56510
I guess that makes sense.
Cooking only for myself around others is about the only thing I don't feel shame about, though.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56515>>56516
>>56513
Time to call the welfare office.
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56516>>56518
>>56515
every time i do they don't pick up
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56517>>56525
>>56514
Everyone other than my parents always has to critique my cooking methods.
I cooked a steak for some guys and one of them was treating me like his wife!
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56518>>56519
>>56516
You have to go there in person!
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56519>>56520
>>56518
:|
i only have rides like once a week!
maybe i could next time, though.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56520>>56521
>>56519
But you'll starve!
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56521>>56522
>>56520
i mean i still have a fair amount of food left but idk
this shit it is annoying
i guess if it doesn't arrive by monday I'll have to stop by their office.
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56523>>56524
>when both of your girlfriends have major abandonment issues and so do you
when will the mental illness meme end
▶ e76590 (24) No.56525>>56526
>>56517
That's kinda cute. Maybe it's a reminder that somewhere out there, a wife is waiting for you.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56526>>56530
>>56525
The guy was being a prick. But first I have to get out of the internetz and all!
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56527>>56528
>went to office
>handed in card with mailing address
>they put #4652 instead of #4651 and omitted a letter
jesus fuck
at least i was actually able to reach the office today
every fucking time i tried before i'd get voicemail
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56529>>56531
>>56528
yeah maybe it'll actually arrive
in the mean time i'll continue starving myself, then once it actually arrives i'll be 100% ready to inhale ice cream
▶ e76590 (24) No.56530>>56532 >>56534
 | Rolled 4 (1d6) |
>>56526
Gotta find a loyal and beautiful woman so you can have lots of kids!
▶ e76590 (24) No.56532>>56535
>>56530
>>56531
Looks like you'll have 4 kids, so plan ahead my friend
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56533>>56536
>>56531
is this a shitpost wiki or something
>tfw you once wrote 600 thousand words of ironic shitpost fanfiction
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56534
>>56530
You rolled a four.
Good luck will continue until tomorrow.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56535>>56540
>>56532
That's a lot of kids!
tfw, my uncle has three kids and they're all girls.
tfw it's typically genetic to have multiple daughters
>There's a high likely hood of it happening!
Terrifying!
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56536>>56537
>>56533
It's an actual cult of that Danny Phantom character.
>600k
Is it possible?
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56537>>56538
>>56536
i was aiming for longest fanfic but never got there thanks to adhd
i started writing a new one but gave up after the first day
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56538>>56539
>>56537
Isn't Fallout Equestria like one million words?
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56539>>56541
>>56538
the longest is a 4 million word smash bros fanfic
and there's several multi million ones besides that
▶ e76590 (24) No.56540>>56543
>>56535
Punnet Square with sex chromosomes says the split is 50/50. Probably a statistical oddity.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56541>>56542
>>56539
What would that even be about?
FE was just Fallout in ponyland. But Smash would be fighting…Right?
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56542>>56544
>>56541
i have no clue
basically it's the ultimate autism crossover
he also has a self insert called chris
there's another like, 2 or 3 mil word romance fanfic featuring a chris
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56543
>>56540
Well, I heard you can change your percentage of XX and XY by having a high protein diet.
But I'm not sure how true that is.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56544>>56545
>>56542
It was Chis Chan that wrote it, wasn't it?
Also, I could never understand. I read a few lewd fanfics that were ~300K words…
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56545>>56546
>>56544
nope
different chris
my 600k was pure shitposting
i don't think i'll ever go above 20 or 30k for lewd
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56546>>56547
>>56545
Lewd loses it's novelty when you read it personally.
Plus, anything long than 10K is a drag.
Unless it's a choose you're of adventure like CoC.
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56547>>56548
>>56546
yeah, most stories i write are like 2-3k and are fine that way
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56548>>56549
>>56547
You should write a cute lewd!
They're in high demand!
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56549>>56550
>>56548
the highest demand thing is futa tbh
need to sell my soul to the futacuck gods
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56550>>56551
>>56549
What kind of futa?
With balls or without balls?
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56551>>56552
>>56550
>without balls
don't make me puke
i only ever write balls / dick / no vag
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56552>>56553 >>56558
>>56551
I'm telling you castration is the next hot subject.
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56553>>56554
>>56552
i did write femdom guro
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56555>>56556
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56556
>>56555
Do what?
Post stuff like that?
There was a really cute one with a shota.
Just wish I could remember the name..
▶ e76590 (24) No.56558>>56561
>>56552
>Hi sweetie
>Your child calls me mommy too
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56559>>56562
>badfox's internalized castration fetish
i'll get the scissors and progynova
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56561>>56567
>>56558
I actually know kids that have two mommies.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56562>>56563
>>56559
That sounds unpleasant…
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56563>>56564 >>56567
>>56562
it'll all be over soon
you will be… reborn
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56564>>56565
>>56563
YOU SOUNDS LIKE A CULT MEMBER!!
Do you also want me to drink the kool-aid too?
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56565>>56568
>>56564
the trans cult owns your soul tbh
you are marked for death
▶ e76590 (24) No.56567>>56571 >>56575
>>56561
I do hope you'll be a good strong father. Give your kids a leg up.
>>56563
That depends on the definition of soon
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56568>>56569
>>56565
I've only known one trans and he was a FtM
Shame too. Because she was really kawaii desu before T. Super chill though.
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56569>>56572
>>56568
i was an autistic /pol/ sperglord pre hrt
i'm still autistic but at least i'm kind of cute to rectify it
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56570>>56582
>>56566
So, who's your favorite character?
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56571>>56580
>>56567
I'm not going to be a push over.
I swear though. Teenage girls and cellphones are toxic mix.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56572>>56573
>>56569
So, are you one of those so-called "red-pilled trannies"?
There was one on /pol/ a while back but…They stop making videos.
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56573>>56574
>>56572
no, fuck that
being /pol/ and trans is autistic tbh
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56574
>>56573
It's rare for people to go full circle.
▶ dfba3b (5) No.56575>>56576 >>56580
>>56567
>I do hope you'll be a good strong father. Give your kids a leg up.
Families are unfair, though.
http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/philosopherszone/new-family-values/6437058
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56576>>56577 >>56579
>>56575
>tfw
>son wants to wear a dress
>Say no
>get kids taken away
Help, Canada is turning into Sweden.
▶ dfba3b (5) No.56577>>56578
>>56576
I told you about that news story like, three or four days ago!
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56578>>56584
>>56577
Yes, but you can't be a father in Canada.
You would get your kids taken away!
But…We did get pot, right?
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56579>>56581 >>56583
>>56576
>be seven years old
>play with make up
>dad puts your hand in boiling water
god bless religious freedoms
▶ e76590 (24) No.56580>>56583 >>56584
>>56571
Heh, gotta move somewhere with no cell reception
>>56575
Families are commonly thought of as the fundamental building block, and are basically the glue of society
▶ e76590 (24) No.56581
>>56579
Move to california or portland
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56583>>56585 >>56587
>>56579
What an udderly terrifying experience.
>>56580
Well, I'm in Montreal currently…
Soon, my parents have a place in the country with satellite internet and you can't get a good internet signal to save your life.
▶ dfba3b (5) No.56584>>56586 >>56588
>>56578
Hmm, not quite yet. It's been right around the corner for like two years now.
>>56580
It's a long article, but the crux of his argument was that having strong loving families that do lots of things together has a larger impact on outcomes than even things like private school does, and so it wouldn't be a bad idea to have all children raised by the state, but failing that, parents should at least think of how they're giving their children unfair advantages when they do things like reading them bedtime stories.
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56585>>56589
>>56583
i mean that happened to someone i used to know, but still
imo anyone who thinks parents don't have enough freedom wasn't abused enough as a child
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56586>>56593
>>56584
Weedman isn't going to do it.
He cucked us all.
▶ e76590 (24) No.56587>>56590
>>56583
Yaaay good internet. Only bad thing about me eventually wanting to move to the remote West U.S. (nonpacific) is the terrible internet.
▶ e76590 (24) No.56588>>56593
>>56584
The author of that should drink bleach, no sarcasm.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56589>>56600
>>56585
That's a tad extreme.
Some people just shouldn't have kids. But taking away your kids just for saying no for wearing a dress will land you jail time.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56590>>56591 >>56600 >>56601
>>56587
I found picking up a hobby is a good way to forget about everything.
Also, Montana is best state.
▶ e76590 (24) No.56591>>56592
>>56590
>Hey there boy, wanna check out my sword?
▶ dfba3b (5) No.56593>>56595 >>56596
>>56586
I'm not too upset. I'd rather be promised weed that'll never be legal than be promised a wall that'll never be built.
>>56588
Why does equality always need to be about hobbling the more capable?
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56595>>56599
>>56593
Trump will build the wall on the Candian border.
Imagine the look on the french Canadian's faces if that happened.
▶ e76590 (24) No.56596>>56598 >>56599
>>56593
Liberals want to make Harrison Bergeron a reality, that's why
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56597
>>56594
Totally would build a viking boat.
▶ dfba3b (5) No.56599>>56602 >>56605
>>56596
Good movie/book.
People like to talk a lot about 1984, which is appropriate for the UK, but everywhere else I think HB and Brave New World were far more prescient.
>>56595
But the frogs aren't known for their illegal immigration!
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56600>>56603 >>56605
>>56589
minor offenses aren't the issue, the issue is that there are major offenses that go absolutely ignored
inconveniencing parents with stricter code-of-conduct is kind of a non-issue compared to actual abuse
>>56590
why montana
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56601>>56603
>>56590
Montana and Idaho are really good.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56602>>56604
>>56599
No, but they go.
Oh, you from US?
Haha, you can buy gun at wal-mart and then they make fun of you for being from the US.
Then if you ask them a question in English they speak that crappy French only.
But anyways…They had an open borders protest here not too long ago. Building the wall would be freaken hilarious
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56603>>56604
>>56600
Because sparse trees and lots of distance between you and your neighbor.
So why not?
>>56601
http://imgur.com/a/O2Hor
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56604>>56606
>>56602
>Haha, you can buy gun at wal-mart
Haha, it's so stupid and hilarious that they still have freedoms! How ignorant!
I've had this conversation too many times.
>>56603
I didn't get it the first time, either.
▶ e76590 (24) No.56605
>>56599
Right on
>>56600
Decently cheap land, nice flying (well at least when mountain wave activity is low), and political agreement
Cost of utility connection might be a PITA tough
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56606>>56610
>>56604
But, Micheal Moore bought a gun at a barber shop in Canada.
So, it's not too crazy though…
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56610>>56611
>>56606
I've certainly never seen a barber shop that sells guns.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56611>>56612 >>56613
>>56610
You can't buy guns in barbershops in this century.
Although, some where. I bet there's a gun shop/barbershop.
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56612>>56614
>>56611
Business opportunity?
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56613>>56616
>want to drink
>don't want to get sleepy
This is hard.
>>56611
Free haircut with each purchase?
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56615>>56617 >>56619
>>56614
But Canada is pretty infamous for terrible cartoons.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56616>>56619
>>56613
>>56613
Yes.
But it's Saturday!
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56617>>56622
>>56615
https://youtu.be/ZTbPAmVzlpM
We'll never unbirth this monstrosity.
▶ e76590 (24) No.56618>>56620
Pictured: me after slamming through five cans of Woman Respecting Juice
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56619>>56621 >>56622
>>56615
I hope you're not dissing my favorite.
Totally Spies.
>>56616
It's Friday!
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56621>>56625
>>56619
I mean Saturday is tomorrow!
So, why not!
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56622>>56624 >>56625
>>56617
Angela Anaconda isn't a terrible show, it just looks fucked.
>>56619
No, I never really saw that, so I can't diss it!
We do have "SheZow" though, which should have never seen the light of day.
▶ e76590 (24) No.56623>>56627
>>56620
Nah mate, it's Respect Woman Juice
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56624>>56630
>>56622
The OP was terrible.
Also, Shezow was good for porn.
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56625>>56627 >>56630
>>56621
Oh, right. Fair, and no work. But I don't want to fall asleep on anyone.
>>56622
Oh, fair enough.
Gotta give that one prompts for making crossdressing porn. :^) Didn't know it was Canadian though.
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56626>>56628 >>56629 >>56633
Also, Caillou.
It basically encourages very small children to be shitheads.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56627>>56632 >>56633
>>56623
Where do you get this drink?
>>56625
We;ll be here for you when you fall asleep.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56628>>56630
>>56626
We got Kappa Mikey.
So, there's that.
▶ e76590 (24) No.56629>>56630
>>56626
Also the inspiration for many terrible GoAnimate "parodies"
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56630>>56631 >>56633
>>56629
I don't know about that.
I've seen a couple Caillou MLG videos, though.
>>56625
>>56624
They had to have foreseen that people would have made a lot of that, though.
>>56628
I don't know that one.
▶ e76590 (24) No.56632>>56634
>>56627
Either from memes… or your heart
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56633>>56634 >>56635
>>56626
Never seen that, but there is that parody video of him as an adult.
>>56630
>make crossdresser protag
>not seeing it as an instant hit for porn
Not that shows for kids ever have that intent.
>>56627
I don't believe that.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56634>>56636 >>56638
>>56632
Why is he sniffing Kiene's hair?
>>56633
Promise!
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56635>>56637 >>56638
>>56631
That doesn't look good at all from the intro…
And Mikey isn't even a Kappa!
A better question is, who was your favourite Looney Tune?
>>56633
I don't think anyone's ever made a kid's show with that in mind even once!
▶ e76590 (24) No.56636>>56639
>>56634
To see what scent she washes her hair wirh
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56637>>56642
>>56635
Bugs Bunny
Also, the show is incredibly niche. It's pretty good but I think it would have been better as a webshort.
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56638>>56640 >>56642
>>56634
What if everyone dies?
>>56635
Does anime count? Because I feel like it is sometimes.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56640>>56645
>>56638
Cataclysm!
Everyone and the earth is dead!
▶ e76590 (24) No.56641>>56643
>>56639
As long as they're somewhat close, it's totally good
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56642>>56644 >>56645
>>56637
I bet you typically think best girl is main girl, too!
I liked Foghorn Leghorn.
That makes sense. It would have to be for kids that were old enough to be into Japshit, but also young enough to still be into western children's cartoons.
>>56638
I guess it counts, but I wasn't considering it at the time!
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56643>>56647
>>56641
Sniffing hair in general is odd.
Though…Some people must like hair sniffing…Speaking of which…
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56644>>56646
>>56642
Not really, usually my taste are Dandere or kawaii desu.
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56645>>56648 >>56651
>>56640
What if I happen to survive?!
>>56642
Hah, fair enough. Kind of reminds me that I heard Gwen from Ben 10 had her design changed to the more boring look when she was older because they found out people made porn of her and didn't like that.
Also, doing much this weekend?
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56646>>56649
>>56644
Deredere is the one true dere.
▶ e76590 (24) No.56647>>56650
>>56643
You should sniff a friend's hair and then let them sniff yours. It might be fun, you know.
Okay, maybe not really.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56648>>56653
>>56645
You will be alone forever!
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56650
>>56647
People like touching my hair.
Sometimes it really makes my hair messy!
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56651>>56652 >>56653
>>56649
I think my tastes are good, though!
Explain yourself.
>>56645
Not too much, I work saturday/sunday, but I'm not until the evening, so I'm going to go to the farmer's market first thing tomorrow, and then there's a BBQ competition/festival thing this weekend that I'll also go to tomorrow and eat a lot of meat at. That's basically the extent of my plans.
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56653>>56654 >>56657
>>56648
I can get use to that. Couldn't disappoint anyone either.
>>56651
Will you ever get it easy?! Or a day off. What are you going to get there? Hmm I could go with going to a festival like that. If only I knew what we had around.
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56655>>56656
>>56654
Huh? What about them?
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56656>>56659
>>56655
There would be insects everywhere if you were the only one left!
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56657>>56658 >>56659 >>56668
>>56653
I actually get two days off in the upcoming week!
And they're in a row!
But they're Monday and Tuesday…
Nothing special, I just want to pick up some eggs and fresh vegetables, but I won't be in a rush in the morning, so I'll take a proper look around.
That's the good thing about living in such a hipster town, is we have all kinds of stuff going on in the summer. Last weekend was the craft beer festival, but I didn't get out to that.
>>56652
Far too much for me to list!
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56659>>56660 >>56664
>>56656
Because there's not enough people around to kill them?
>>56657
Damn son! What lotto did you pick? Can't say I really care what days they are as long as it's two. But I'm a shut-in these days so…
Don't spend too much! What kind of veggies are you looking for?
Wait, this is what hipsters do?! Have food festivals the whole time?!
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56661>>56662
>>56660
I'll just kill them all around me!
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56664>>56665 >>56667
>>56658
>Both types motivated by some kind of sexual perversion
It's very shocking and no one could have predicted it.
>>56659
I don't know, but I was specifically told that I'm being spoiled by having two days.
I mostly am, but I have certain people that get a bit pouty when I neglect them for too long!
I'll be responsible! I don't know, I'll just see what pops out at me.
It's CONSTANT. I'm looking forward to the Heritage festival at the end of July, which has food tents representing I think 70 countries this year.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56665>>56666
>>56664
Hmm, I wonder if they have to be exposed to women to develop this or does it develop later in life.
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56666>>56669
>>56665
It's hard to say! I wonder why they aren't doing large studies where they ask transsexuals what kind of experiences they had in their upbringings to try to find commonalities.
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56667>>56670 >>56673
>>56662
My boss gave me a bottle of mezcal with a worm in it.
I'm not gonna touch that shit. He said I could throw it out if I wanted to.
>>56664
Maybe in a job like that, but fuck'em! Take'em!
Irl people? Well once in a while isn't bad. Seems like all my irl contacts are dying. I feel it more important to focus on my "internet" friends instead these days.
Do you like veggies normally?
A plus side to hipsters. Never thought I'd see the day. I want to say I love food stuff, but I'm still pretty picky.
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56668>>56673
>>56657
Oh yeah, who's this girl?
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56669>>56671 >>56673
>>56666
Well, I imagine it's an array of psycho-social and psychological developments that occur.
I would say that Autogynephilia is really common though.
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56671>>56672
blanchard is meme psychology
>transsexuality is motivated by sexual perversion
>asexual trannies
??????
>>56669
autogynephilia is just femboys and fags i think
if you're not trutrans pre-hrt putting estrogen in your brain will make you so
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56672>>56675
>>56671
Asexual trannies exist.
There's a kernel of truth to it. It's like Kinsean sexual psychology.
Still, imagine having a girl hole where you can girlgasm.
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56673>>56674 >>56676
>>56667
I don't feel bad about it, I've been looking forward to doing a bit of slacking for a while now.
IRL people, yeah. I don't get bugged about it too often, but I'm admittedly pretty bad as far as friendship maintenance goes, online and offline.
Yeah, I eat a ton of the "Normal" ones. I'm not very adventurous, though, like I'm not eating eggplants, or artichokes or whatever.
I'm not too picky, and most of the stuff I don't like is just condiments and drinks, so I'm pretty easy.
>>56668
http://sakurataisen.wikia.com/wiki/Kanna_Kirishima
>>56669
I blame the abundance of easily accessible pornography, that we're not really used to having, evolutionarily speaking.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56674>>56682
>>56673
Imagine, a world of sexual pleasure at your finger tips.
oh wait
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56675>>56677
>>56672
it's autism of the 'transwomen are super-gays' kind
hrt tends to change the way you feel about things so even -if- you started with that kind of blatant fetishization you would, in all likelihood, eventually drop it. assuming you wouldn't stop hrt once the depression and mood swings kicked in
that being said the theory is a load of shit written by somebody with no experience whatsoever with trans people
in the vast majority of cases, people transition due to feeling horrible with their bodies, not because it's some sort of 'ultimate fetish'
frankly, that's a very male way of thinking
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56676>>56678 >>56682
>>56670
Gross! I might see how it tastes but screw that worm!
>>56673
Everyone deserves some slacking now and then. We all need it more often.
Ah. I haven't been bugged lately either. I'm pretty much on top of online stuff though. Don't know what's with me.
Ah, fair enough. Still trying to find veggies I like to eat myself.
Give me your tastes buds. Though what drinks do you not like?
Oh, thanks. I like her muscles.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56677>>56680
>>56675
Well, if I have a disposition for feeling girly. Then oui, I can go through the entire HRT process without any major qualms.
Now, I would think it would be a mutilation fetish is you want the girl. Though, that's not to say that people with that particular fetish can't and won't transition to receive those girly bits will have any qualms about transitioning.
I think it has to do with seeing oneself as a female and being sexually aroused instead of a woman being trapped in a male body.
The definitions of these fetishes are Freudian tier archaic. But I don't think they should be dismissed outright.
Also, I wonder who would fug a female version of themselves here?
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56678>>56679
>>56676
>Worm=fun
Prepare for the greatest hangover of all time.
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56679>>56681
>>56678
I meant just the liquid. I'm not gonna touch that worm. That's…ugh. I don't even want to drink the liquor really. My boss said it was terrible.
I've also read that only mezcals that use worms aren't really great ones, and the reason for the worm is a gimmick to get people to buy them.
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56680>>56683
>>56677
i mean, you'd have to be a pretty diehard fetishist to go through the depression, mood swings, onset of actual dysphoria if you don't have any to begin with, and the health risks
>seeing oneself as a female and being sexually aroused
i think you're just projecting here
almost nobody who i know who's trans sees themselves as female and pops a boner. and almost all my friends are trans. like, cool, sometimes it's nice to look in the mirror and see i have boobs now, but that's about the closest anyone's gonna get
it's like how a straight guy once asked me 'how come gay guys don't just pop boners from looking in a mirror'
AFAIK the most accepted theory is that hormone / chemical imbalances in the womb prevent your mind from fully 'transitioning' from female to male, so the part of your brain that recognizes 'you' starts flashing warning signs when it sees a guy in the mirror
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56681>>56686
>>56679
Yeah, there's a drinking game to see who can worm first.
But, I'd just get a beer. But your boss sounds cool.
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56682>>56684 >>56686
>>56674
I suppose it depends if you buy into the "porn having many negative affects" line of thinking, or just see it as some sort of fear-mongering. I think the truth is somewhere in the middle, but I can't imagine it not being more harm than good.
>>56676
Pretty much I drop people that I'm not in the same group as. Whether it be a workplace, or a previous board, or whatever, even if it's someone I get along well with.
If you can develop taste for like, carrots brocolli spinach and onions, you're basically set.
Normal stuff, I didn't necessarily mean alcoholic. Like, I can't stand the taste of white milk or apple juice.
Musclegirls are good. That is a 2D only taste of mine, though.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56683>>56685
>>56680
Well, it's the definition of autogynephilia.
I'm only projecting since the definition is trying to explain a particular fetish.
In my personal opinion. Autogynephilia is separate from transgenderism.
Though, people that have fetishes can go pretty far….
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56684>>56696
>>56682
Well, it gives unrealistic expectations.
Plus, it can lead more far out stuff like Applicant for death
If you ever want to see the shock of horror on someones face. Show them that.
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56685>>56687
>>56683
sorry, i assumed you were since you linked blanchard's theory, which presumes to speak about transgender shit as a whole
autogynephilia is one thing but from what i've seen very few, if any, people into it actually transition
i might have known one. there was this chick on /mtfg/ who used to slutpost as 'miss cock' and is dating a chaser who literally forbid her from having srs
it was really pathetic and everyone hated her
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56686>>56688 >>56696
Why did I text my boss?
>>56681
I can see that. Tons of dumb drinking games out there.
What kind of beer? I think he is at least. Might be biased cause he likes games and gives me alcohol.
>>56682
People come and go, no? Getting along doesn't mean you're friends.
Can't say I like them, but rather tolerate all of those depending what they're in.
Ah, good enough for me then. Hopefully sodas too.
No 3D muscle girls? though I know good 3D muscle girls are hard to come by.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56687>>56690
>>56685
It's way more complex than that.
>miss cock
>forbid her from having SRS
>/mtfg/
Sounds like some serious drama there.
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56689>>56691
>>56688
Haven't tried it yet. Do you like it?
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56690>>56692
>>56687
mtfg is a cesspool
it has good people but they usually leave after a year or a half
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56692>>56694
>>56690
I recall.
The only that stuck it out was Homura.
Which they seem really angsty last I saw.
Now, it's just whiteknights and fetchasers.
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56693>>56695
>>56691
Now you're just throwing random beers at me!
Fat Tire is good though. Got a few left.
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56694>>56698
>>56692
you went there?
there's a lot that 'stick it out' and stay a few years, but eh
they're usually pretty overdramatic
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56695>>56704
>>56693
Mine are in a different country…
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56696>>56697 >>56700 >>56704
>>56684
But then if you show it to someone, they'll know you've read it!
>>56686
What did you text your boss?
I get it, but it can feel bad sometimes. At least guys can reconnect like a year or two later and it's no problem at all.
I can drink most sodas instead of cream soda, but I try to limit my intake. I like coke and (Canadian) iced tea.
I'm certain there are good ones, but I don't personally know any! I wouldn't mind a bit of abs, but I don't know about big arms or anything.
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56697
>>56696
Other than, not instead of***
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56698>>56699
>>56694
>>56694
Yes, mootles made the board and I went to check it out a few times.
It reminded me of /soc/ with more penises.
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56699>>56701
>>56698
Speaking of /soc/, how did that go?
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56701>>56702
>>56699
Everyone uses kik and they all want sex.
It's like tindr on 4chan.
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56702>>56703 >>56704
>>56701
I thought kik was a black person thing?
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56703>>56705
>>56702
No, it's a like yikyak.
But eh, also goodnight.
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56704>>56706
>>56695
What?!
>>56696
Something about duis and special licenses for people with duis.
Same, but it happens. Seems that way. tfw an old school friend made an FB post for "best friend day" with you tagged in it. Really hits in the heart.
Wait, you don't like cream soda?! Same, don't want too much sugar on top of what I get. Canadian iced tea?
I guess 2D muscle girls are unrealistic in that aspect. So might be a problem there.
>>56702
Hah, nah.
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56705
>>56703
Have a good night.
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56706>>56707
>>56704
Do you have a DUI?
That does seem touching! I don't even have an active FB anymore.
I sure don't! Our bottled iced tea is a ton sweeter than the formula you guys get.
Perhaps that should be our next big genetic modification project. Attractive 3D musclegirls.
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56707>>56708
>>56706
Not at all! God forbid me if I even decide upon it.
One of those stupid holidays but it still hit. I don't use my FB, but it's still active I guess.
Ah, that's all right. What about orange cream? "Sweeter". I find that surprising for someone who lives in the USA.
I'd vote for that more than catgirls honestly. But guess I'm just a weird person. I've seen some good 3D muscle girls though.
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56708>>56709
>>56707
I've been a passenger of someone who's been drinking, though…
Some days it doesn't take much to get you good.
I don't even know about that! It does seem strange, considering stereotypes about food in the states, but there it is.
Catgirls are overrated anyways. Cows are much better.
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56709>>56710
>>56708
You should have taken over!
True, these stupid days. ;-;
I might ask you sometime about how many grams of sugar is in the average can of iced tea, but for another time.
Cowgirls? Someone here likes their tiddy monsters I see.
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56710>>56711
>>56709
I didn't though either time. Next time for sure!
Hmm, I don't have an encyclopedic knowledge for that. I'll look into that.
I don't buy into flat chest propaganda, that's for sure.
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56711>>56712
>>56710
Just shoot them if they try to drive. Always works.
Do you drink them often? I would just look at a can next time you're in store and try to remember it. Or write it down or photograph it.
Catgirls are all flatchest now?! Still, can't blame you on that stance.
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56712>>56713
>>56711
That's a very useful tip that'll come in handy for sure.
I can take a peek on my next 7/11 trip!
No, there are busty catgirls, that was more a response to the tiddy monster comment.
It's time for bed I think! Enjoy the rest of your night.
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56713
>>56712
Is it? I wouldn't trust my own advice.
Good idea. Make sure to get back to me!
Well cows well always be tiddy monsters compared to catgirls.
Ah all right. Sleep well, sweet dreams.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56715
I wonder if Mananananana will grace us with his presence?
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56716>>56717
>>56714
Either molested, or soon to be, running in those circles.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56717>>56718
>>56716
Parents are antifa.
Also, Adam West died today
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56720>>56721
>talked to gf on VC for an hour last night
it was comfy comfy
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56722>>56724
>>56719
That's unfortunate, I guess. He must have been dying age, though.
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56723>>56725
>>56721
girls should love girls
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56724>>56727
>>56722
Well, the Boomers will start dying soon. So, start investing in property and become the next Donald Trump.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56725>>56726
>>56723
Dangerous thinking there!
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56726>>56728
>>56725
allow me to follow up with my maxim
boys should love boys
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56727>>56730
>>56724
>the Boomers will start dying soon.
At least someone knows how to cheer me up in the morning.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56728>>56729
>>56726
Too far.
Yuri first.
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56729>>56731
>>56728
>he doesn't want to get blacked by a big strong balding black man
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56730>>56732
>>56727
Fine, fine, something cute to cheer you up.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56731>>56733
>>56729
I don't to get pozzed in my neghole with poison seed fam a lam.
If I was going to have a bf he'd be a pushover.
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56733>>56735
>>56731
but i thought you were gay!!!!
what kind of gay man doesn't want to have his rectum fertilized by toxic black man cum
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56734
>>56732
Yeah, a few came to Canada too.
The ones here are like super crazy though.
But why Ecuador?
The place is full of drug cartels and poor people. At least Costa Rica is a nicer place and you don't have to worry about being beheaded!
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56735
>>56733
But we're all girls on the internet.
Also, that's really gross. I don't want to be pregnant with some man's baby.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56736
I didn't know you could make scrambled eggs while on the skillet.
Huh.
▶ 379236 (1) No.56738>>56739
>>56737
Because I'm at lunch!
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56739>>56741
>>56738
Ah.
Have a good luck.
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56741>>56742
>>56739
What would I have needed luck for?
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56743>>56744
>>56742
Ah. Well, I was lucky enough, then.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56744>>56745
>>56743
Did you read the link?
Invest in silver!
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56745>>56746
>>56744
>In the end, the Germans, French and Italians were on their own.
We know what happened last time Germany relied on the Italians.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56746>>56747
>>56745
But Italy successfully invaded Ethiopia!
They really didn't have the industrial power to compete with the Allies. Italy was pretty good at invading countries with poor armies or no army.
It's sort of like the Japanese before WW2.
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56747>>56748
>>56746
My point is that they're fucked! And that's a good thing.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56748>>56749
>>56747
Oh, yeah, I can't believe how many countries signed up.
Even Japan and China signed up.
Interestingly, Japan is backing out too.
Though, I don't recall Trump telling others to back out!
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56749>>56750
>>56748
Well, probably other countries thought that it was just a scam to funnel wealth to poorer countries, but no one ever wants to be the first to pull out of an obligation!
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56750
>>56749
Well, China always works in self-interest.
Anyways, break time!
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56753>>56754
▶ eb90b4 (41) No.56755>>56756 >>56758
tfw a girl starts sadposting about cutting and all you can think about is how you really want a cute girl to bully you
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56757>>56759
>jack a car up without jack stands
▶ 98a75a (9) No.56758
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>>56755
That's called listening to the main girl from TYT
Put your headphones in and close your eyes
▶ bf5300 (4) No.56759>>56760
>>56757
I don't have a good reaction image, but why would you do that?
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56760>>56761
>>56759
Who, me? I'm not doing it!
▶ bf5300 (4) No.56761>>56762
>>56760
Oh, good.
Call them an idiot, then.
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56762>>56763
>>56761
It's my stepdad.
I guess he's technically not getting under the car, but still.
▶ bf5300 (4) No.56763>>56764 >>56766
>>56762
When doing something like rotating tires, we'll leave it on just the jack.
If you're not going under the car it's fine.
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56764>>56765 >>56768
>>56763
My paranoia always has me doing jack stands.
▶ 6c713e (1) No.56765
>>56764
Nothing wrong with that, more safe is always fine.
▶ 98a75a (9) No.56768>>56775
>>56764
Real men take insanely dangerous shortcuts
▶ 8c5985 (1) No.56769
>>56766
The gif doesn't load for me.
It'll have to wait until I'm back on wifi.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56771
Going ghost will grant you a nice pair of tits?
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56775>>56780
>>56768
You caught me. I'm a fake man.
▶ 48ec60 (11) No.56776>>56777
>>56774
Longish, kind of tiresome, yours?
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56777>>56778
>>56776
Fine, I'm currently eating pizza and watching some Twin Peaks clone. But the boy is pussy and the girl is a bitch.
▶ 48ec60 (11) No.56778>>56779
>>56777
Ah, I'm just drinking some vodka currently and chilling out to old hits.
▶ 48ec60 (11) No.56782>>56783
>>56779
Oh, I do, but I meant like listening to music from Youtube.
▶ 48ec60 (11) No.56784>>56785
>>56783
By hits, well, I meant whatever's on the mainstream radio.
And I'm wondering how I got so old.
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56785>>56788
>>56784
Well, I'll comfort you.
▶ 98a75a (9) No.56786>>56787 >>56795
>>56781
He's just a stupidiot. Who jacks it to Danny Phantom R34, like for real?
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56787>>56793
>>56786
/co/ picked up the slack.
But the guy was super delusional.
▶ 48ec60 (11) No.56792>>56794
>>56791
Why am I listening to All star by Smash Mouth?
▶ 98a75a (9) No.56793>>56794
>>56787
Can't wait until they defile Kappa Mikey which was totally my shit
▶ f07d0a (145) No.56794>>56797 >>56798
>>56792
Why though?!
>>56793
It will come back.
and done by Seth Macfarlane.
▶ de0d70 (1) No.56795>>56796
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>>56786
Sage is Chris Jericho?
▶ 98a75a (9) No.56796>>56799
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>56795
Just because you said I might be like Jericho
▶ 98a75a (9) No.56798
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56802>>56803
>they're humans just like you
>except they're better than you
Thanks, commercial.
>>56780
Fake Jews are dead Jews?
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56804>>56805
>>56803
I need a real one.
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56805>>56806
>>56804
They're real easy to make.
▶ b29d75 (38) No.56807>>56808
>>56806
No cause for concern! Everyone spends their spare time tying and untying nooses!
▶ 6b9f7f (35) No.56808
>>56807
Damn that cuteness is still kind of creepy.
>Everyone
An outcast as usual I see! Because I have never done this. Maybe I should catch up.
▶ 03e070 (1) No.58970
I made some cheeseburgers wilth jalapenos