17a331 No.47371
This general is for discussing the less popular mobage (Mobile Games). Games whose /vg/ generals wouldn't last a day or two on their own and games that are not popular enough for their own general. Typically these are Japanese only games.
>Current English Games
Potion Maker, Terra Battle, Panzer Waltz, Valkyrie Connect, Astral Stairways
>Current Foreign games
Battle Girl High School, Shironeko Project & Tennis, Warship girls, Shoumetsu Toshi, Girls Frontline, Alternative Girls, Destiny Child, #Compass, Tagatame, Houkai Impact.
>For a complete list of games played in the thread and more information about them, please read this:
http://ofo.jp/j/jKix
If looking for game recommendations or suggestions on what to play, please check the above docs. This docs is regularly updated with games and has all the games discussed on the thread.
>Help! The game I want to play is not available for download on the store:
Read this for information on how to find APKs or getting around region locks.
http://pastebin.com/Nsg98EEf
>Upcoming mobage doc
http://ofo.jp/j/h7Pt
Remember to report and ignore shitposters instead of helping them shit up the thread
17a331 No.47377
http://gematsu.com/2017/02/rumor-shenmue-ii-hd-remasters-due-2017
>The author of the article previously leaked information that Atlus would publish The King of Fighters XIV a few days before its official announcement.
17a331 No.47378
R14 in six days! Can't wait for the new Touhou trial.
17a331 No.47379
>>47378
I just noticed the last 3 letters of your trip.
17a331 No.47380
>Stabbing in Austin and in Fresno
10 bucks.
Where will the next attack be?
17a331 No.47381
>>47379
How are they significant?
17a331 No.47382
>>47378
I haven't played anything more recent Fairy Wars.
17a331 No.47383
>>47381
How is your wife's degree significant?
Oh, wait. It's not.
17a331 No.47384
>>47383
You're really not fond of me, are you, Foxy dear?
17a331 No.47385
>>47384
Of course I'm fond of you.
Just like how you're fond of your father.
17a331 No.47386
>>47379
'twas prophetic I suppose
17a331 No.47387
>>47385
Haven't spoken to him in 13 years or so.
>>47386
Prophetic of what, exactly?
17a331 No.47388
>>47387
Did he really like hotdogs or was he was a hitter.
17a331 No.47389
>>47388
Well, he had better grammar than you, that's one thing.
17a331 No.47390
>>47387
Emi no longer posts under the bame Emi anymore
17a331 No.47391
>>47389
So, he's an antique store owner?
Well, It's a requirement to have good grammar and punctuation….
17a331 No.47392
>>47390
Does he post at all? The way you phrased that is strange.
>>47391
A what? He's a cop. Last I checked, anyway.
17a331 No.47393
>>47392
And I'm a sheriff.
Perhaps me and your father share the same sort of contempt.
17a331 No.47394
>>47393
If you really do despise me this much, darling, just say the word.
17a331 No.47395
>>47394
I'd much rather beat around the bush.
Kind of like you.
17a331 No.47396
>>47392
I can make no assumptions. They come here from time to time, I'm sure of it. They're hesitant to post as non-anon nowadays after philosophical disagreements.
17a331 No.47397
>>47396
Well, good on him, I suppose. I won't intrude, that's on you people.
>>47395
Me? Beat around the bush?
You are a piece of work, you know that?
17a331 No.47398
>>47397
Sure, but at least I'm not scared to post a picture of my wife.
17a331 No.47399
>>47398
Because you have no wife, dear.
17a331 No.47401
>>47398
"A good wife is worth a hella lot of bills"
-Niel deGrasse Tyson
17a331 No.47402
>>47401
"Conflict stems from disagreements" - Black Science Man
17a331 No.47403
>>47401
Well, what would a few seconds on MS paint be for him?
Although, NdT seems like ultra beta.
17a331 No.47405
>>47403
Try SpaceEngine
>>47402
Wish I'd've'st thought of that
17a331 No.47406
>>47405
Bleh.
Also, Brittani Venti was jailed today.
17a331 No.47407
>>47406
RIP In Peace for her
17a331 No.47408
[] Puyo Puyo Tetris
[] Demon's Souls
[] Write in!
17a331 No.47409
>>47408
Demon's Souls personally.
Not sure how Puyo Puyo is. Is it fun?
17a331 No.47410
17a331 No.47411
>>47410
Popping some person in the nose.
17a331 No.47412
>>47409
Yes, very fun. Especially with friends.
Demon's souls it is, then.
17a331 No.47413
>>47411
Was this during HWNDU?
17a331 No.47414
>>47412
Ah, you should play PPT instead~
>>47413
No, it was today during a rally.
17a331 No.47415
>>47414
Self defense or no?
17a331 No.47416
>>47414
But I already hooked up the ps3..
Oh, fine.
17a331 No.47417
>>47416
Have fun!
>>47415
IDK, someone says it was. But we'll see.
17a331 No.47419
>>47418
Christ. If Jew York ever has another 9/11 caused by Muslims (which is really just a Jewish false flag event), Antifa and the SJWs would still blame whites for it.
17a331 No.47421
>>47420
Nice tits, but the face. Bleh.
17a331 No.47422
>>47421
Tits are all that matters.
17a331 No.47423
17a331 No.47424
I want you to say something positive once.
17a331 No.47426
>>47425
How shall we bring it about?
17a331 No.47427
>>47426
It's impossible.
You can have for a few years but it would quickly disintegrate.
But the end result would be absolutely hilarious.
17a331 No.47428
>>47427
But we just need to tax "the rich" at 99%, and poverty will never exist in the world again.
17a331 No.47429
>>47428
Well, that issue is that the machines would break down and a few people would fix it. If they were gone. Everyone would go feral and start eating each other. At least the people that fix the robots would be very rich!
17a331 No.47430
Fun fact, there would be a population boom and the food supplies would be very strained. Then, the population would drop to a few million if the government didn't do any thing about it.
I want to see this play out now. On their own little Communist island of course.
17a331 No.47431
>>47430
Communism: more addictive than heroin
>Just one more try!
17a331 No.47432
>>47430
The SJW solution would be to kill all whites and Asians since they "look and act white."
If those self-hating SJW whites hate whites so much, then they should set an example and start killing themselves.
17a331 No.47433
>>47431
That one would be funny to see.
They act like it's somehow permanent but everyone would have to have to have some knowledge of past labors. Otherwise, they'd all starve.
>>47432
In that society yeah. It would be the Communist dream for about ~5 years and then it would turn into cannibal holocaust.
17a331 No.47434
>>47433
That sounds beautiful. Watching their flawed society, their flawed ideal of paradise implode on itself.
17a331 No.47435
>>47434
We need to go there and eat them!
I would imagine they'd be very weak!
17a331 No.47436
>>47433
>>47434
They can have fun in their gulags too!
17a331 No.47437
>>47435
I can imagine cucked meat would taste like blackened meat.
I can also imagine it containing AIDS as well, so no thank you.
>>47436
I wonder how that would be like…
17a331 No.47438
>>47437
AIDS doesn't last long when exposed to air and heat.
Carl the cuck would be screaming white male until he died.
17a331 No.47439
>>47438
Well I'm not a cannibal.
17a331 No.47440
>>47439
Well, that and it's gross and there would be a ton of syphilitic people there two.
Ewwww.
17a331 No.47441
>>47440
Worse than that: canceraids
17a331 No.47442
>>47441
Could you imagine the outbreak!
It would be unreal!
17a331 No.47443
>>47442
Dangerous, oh my! But not entirely unpredictable, wages of sin and such.
17a331 No.47444
>>47443
Predictable and prophesied?
17a331 No.47445
>>47444
Degenerate activity never begets good things
17a331 No.47446
>>47445
The only good of it is the very short amount of pleasure you might enjoy, before the long term damage catches up with you.
17a331 No.47447
>>47446
"How narrow is the gate and difficult the road that leads to life, and few find it."
17a331 No.47448
So after doing some calculations.
A dry ice potato would exit the barrel around ~25m/s and the momentum of the spud hitting your body would be roughly 8.5Kgm/s.
Now granted, I haven't calculated the momentum of the spud when it hits you from max range. But it should be the same amount of momentum from when it launches. The obvious exceptions being wind, terminal velocity and drag of course. But the Idaho potato is a lethal weapon when it flies.
17a331 No.47449
As many times as the word "cuck" has appeared here, this seems like a board for guys who became gay because they think they can never compare to a black man.
17a331 No.47450
>>47449
You've said it twice out of three times in this thread. I don't think so.
>>47448
Check out "rods from the gods"
17a331 No.47453
>>47447
Hm, part of that is metaphoric. You can apply that to the veins and arteries in the body that leads to the heart. The narrowing of the arteries can lead to a heart attack and end your life.
17a331 No.47454
>>47452
Shoot it, scrap it, sell it
17a331 No.47455
>>47454
32 is way too much for that garbage.
It reminds of the gimmick shotgun ammo from the gun shows.
17a331 No.47456
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17a331 No.47460
>>47459
Send in the bagpipe playing lolis and press F to pay your respects.
F
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17a331 No.47462
>>47450
Never mind this thread, I went back into the past eight of them, and there were two uses of it outside of anonymous, and they were both Error.
17a331 No.47463
>>47462
You know me too well M-sama.
17a331 No.47464
>>47462
Haha, of course. But I think even Error isn't that serious with the dispensage of the word. TheDonald, on the other hand.
17a331 No.47465
>>47464
My point is just that an outsider almost certainly wouldn't have to look very hard to find something legitimate to judge us harshly for, so that seems like a weird thing to bother commenting on, considering it's just not a very prominent feature of the posters here at all.
>>47463
That's certainly not a bad thing.
17a331 No.47466
>>47464
Honestly, I used it seriously a few times before.
17a331 No.47467
>>47465
Pretty much. Not really worth bothering with.
17a331 No.47469
Anyone remember the time when cuck wasn't widespread? When /sp/ on halfchan used it after they digged info on moot after moot and the /sp/ janitors were treating /sp/ like shit?
moot was patient zero.
17a331 No.47472
>>47471
Fun, I guess.
The puyo sections are a bit of a snore since I don't really know what I'm doing.
17a331 No.47473
>>47472
Tamamo no Mae is for ____.
17a331 No.47476
>>47475
She's cute, and the only reason I'm interested in extella.
17a331 No.47477
>>47476
If I'm going to be totally honest she's a bad character to play as.
Nero and Attila wipe the floor with her and all the characters bring a smile to my face
17a331 No.47478
>>47477
Nero is a slut, however.
So I'll avoid playing her.
17a331 No.47480
>>47479
The game will not be played, then.
17a331 No.47481
>>47480
Far too fickle for your own good.
17a331 No.47483
>>47482
And I hate Marisa.
So, it seems we're at an impasse.
17a331 No.47490
>>47489
What are you doing to my heart?
17a331 No.47491
I'm supposed to apologize to everyone from Emi.
And he wishes "Fox, Ran, SD, and "Everyone else"" well.
17a331 No.47493
>>47491
Watch the LA riots.
17a331 No.47494
>>47492
You're weird.
>>47491
He could have told us himself, you know.
17a331 No.47495
>>47493
I don't know anything about that.
>>47494
He won't, though.
He also claims to have nothing to do with Anon.
17a331 No.47496
>>47495
But he should.
And I don't believe him.
17a331 No.47499
>>47498
>Says the gay guy.
17a331 No.47500
>>47499
Even I have standards, you know.
BoTW link does nothing.
17a331 No.47501
>>47500
Ah, you just like big guys!
17a331 No.47502
>>47501
That is also untrue.
17a331 No.47505
>>47504
The secret is that I don't like any kind of people, really
17a331 No.47506
>>47505
Good. You're a mysterious.
17a331 No.47509
>>47508
Only because you keep it that way.
17a331 No.47511
>>47510
Of course not.
How was your day?
17a331 No.47512
>>47502
I still don't know what this is.
>>47496
I've passed along the message now, though!
17a331 No.47513
>>47511
I'm a tad irate. But people pulled through and I got some stuff sorted out.
I also looked into a dry ice potato cannon.
17a331 No.47514
>>47512
You don't know what this is? I'm confused.
>>47512
And the message has been received.
>>47513
Fun, it seems. It's already late, sadly.
17a331 No.47515
>>47514
Well, I have decided that Link is really hot
But oh well~
17a331 No.47517
He also says "If all goes well, I'll see you in two years."
>>47514
It was a midirect.
>>47512
>>47503
17a331 No.47518
>>47516
You're a poor show. Titty monster.
17a331 No.47520
>>47517
Oops, sorry.
I don't think this place will exist in 2 years.
>>47518
Oh, I guess boy's chests would be more towards your liking, my bad.
17a331 No.47521
>>47519
You can't just send me a video feed halfway in without giving any context.
17a331 No.47522
>>47520
Meanie.
Besides, boobs are better.
17a331 No.47523
>>47522
I might be in a bit of a mean mood now.
17a331 No.47524
>>47521
It's the riots.
50 antifa are arrested.
17a331 No.47526
>>47525
Yeah.
Oh well, it happens.
17a331 No.47527
>>47520
I wouldn't expect it to be, either, even if it's a little sad to think about.
>>47524
>the riots
I'll just google it myself.
17a331 No.47528
>>47526
Well, one more week
17a331 No.47530
>>47529
If liking dicks makes someone a homo, this is the first I'm hearing of it.
17a331 No.47531
>>47527
When the time comes, it'll be for the best.
>>47528
Indeed.
And then I get to disappear for a while!
17a331 No.47532
>>47530
On the flip side.
Wanting to be a girl doesn't make you a transsexual.
17a331 No.47533
>>47531
But who will I talk to?
17a331 No.47534
>>47533
All of the other posters.
June is going to fly by very fast for me, it might as well not even be there.
17a331 No.47535
>>47531
Perhaps. I'm sure some of us don't really get social interaction on a regular basis, though…
>>47532
I can agree with that statement. I think there's a world of difference between wanting to be a girl and thinking you are one already.
17a331 No.47536
>>47534
You're the toast to my PB&J sandwich.
17a331 No.47537
>>47535
Gender dysphoria is totally fake though.
17a331 No.47538
>>47536
Sometimes toast has other jobs too, not just for sandwiches.
And I've never had a PB&J.
17a331 No.47539
>>47538
I'm going to force feed you everything.
17a331 No.47540
>>47539
Force feeding me that would not be a good idea, unless you really do hate me.
17a331 No.47541
>>47537
What would you attribute it to, then? High-level fetishism?
17a331 No.47543
>>47542
Scary.
You'll have to take responsibility for what happens, though.
17a331 No.47544
>>47541
Sexual inadequacies.
ED gives a good idea and direction on why transsexualism is so prevalent.
17a331 No.47545
>>47543
>>47543
Yes, but first I'm going to do these tings to you first~!
http://imgur.com/a/E3cEi
17a331 No.47546
>>47544
But if that were the case, then 5 year olds couldn't possibly be trans.
17a331 No.47547
>>47544
That is a weird theory right there
17a331 No.47550
>>47547
I'm being largely facetious.
Also, it's past your bed time.
17a331 No.47551
>>47548
I was being cheeky.
17a331 No.47556
>>47555
It looks like a great way to achieve orgasm.
Perhaps my anime is on to something.
17a331 No.47557
>>47556
Employ some self-testing here to confirm/deny.
Post results.
17a331 No.47559
>>47553
Yes. In reality, I don't think a child can be.
17a331 No.47560
>>47559
Kid can think it's a girl.
But the kid could grow out of it.
Also, I killed ran-sama.
17a331 No.47561
>>47560
That's because you posted a bunch of ballbusting stuff!
17a331 No.47562
Don't mind me, just hugging my balls and making sure that they'll never leave me.
17a331 No.47563
>>47561
He did irk me that one day.
But it's not that gross is it?
17a331 No.47565
>>47564
You really are a pervert, aren't you.
17a331 No.47566
>>47563
Who irked you what one day, and why?
I can handle it.
17a331 No.47567
>>47565
No, I'm a moephile!
17a331 No.47568
>>47566
Ran-sama. I don't actually remember.
Also, I just now realized that Kino is about to be turned into a cat girl.
17a331 No.47569
>>47567
Too much moe can get a little overwhelming, though.
Like eating too much candy.
17a331 No.47570
>>47569
For you!
Besides, we're all cute girls.!
17a331 No.47571
>>47568
I can't imagine him doing that.
Only temporarily! Though, I don't have any particular love for animal ears.
17a331 No.47573
>>47571
I believe I pissed him off when I said I'd post a picture, and then posted a no way homo edit.
17a331 No.47574
>>47571
>Though, I don't have any particular love for animal ears.
Literally, Hitler.
17a331 No.47575
>>47573
I remember that.
I just thought it was a funny joke, though; I didn't realize he was actually upset.
>>47574
I'm sorry! I don't actually have very much say in what gets the blood flowing!
17a331 No.47577
>>47575
It takes a lot for me to get angry.
It didn't make me angry.
17a331 No.47578
>>47576
Depends.
Do we have ketchup and relish?
17a331 No.47583
>>47573
He says that wasn't it!
17a331 No.47586
>>47585
RIP Badfox ????-2017
17a331 No.47587
>>47586
We've been over this!
You're not allowed to die!
17a331 No.47588
>>47587
fine, fine!
I'm alive as long as everyone here is alive!
17a331 No.47589
>>47588
Good!
Keep it that way!
17a331 No.47590
>>47589
ugh.
eternal life..
17a331 No.47591
>>47590
It's not eternal, since everybody around you will eventually die!
So don't feel bad at all!
17a331 No.47593
>>47592
sooner then you probably think
17a331 No.47594
>>47593
Not if I can help it~
17a331 No.47595
>>47594
Do your best, and hold them close.
You never know.
17a331 No.47596
>>47595
I'll give them food and a warm house~
17a331 No.47597
>>47596
I'm sure they'd really appreciate that.
17a331 No.47598
>>47597
But first ice cream!
Chocolate mint?
17a331 No.47599
>>47598
Gross.
I'm a fan of sherbert, particularly the lime and orange flavors.
Basic vanilla and chocolate are also great.
17a331 No.47604
>>47603
And how would I go about doing that?
17a331 No.47605
>>47604
It's beyond me, I don't really have a followup for that.
17a331 No.47606
>>47605
Ha!
Ran needs more black dresses.
17a331 No.47607
>>47606
More Ran is always good in my eyes.
Black is a good color.
17a331 No.47608
>>47607
Commission ze artist.
I imagine he iz quite hungry.
17a331 No.47609
>>47608
No way.
I wouldn't even know what to request.
If I really wanted to, I'd just try and draw it myself.
17a331 No.47610
>>47609
Well, I wonder what your drawings look like.
17a331 No.47611
>>47610
Nothing worth seeing, just every once in a while for personal pleasure.
17a331 No.47612
>>47611
We can be the judge of that~
17a331 No.47613
>>47612
I'll draw a Ran for you sometime, if you really must see.
17a331 No.47614
>>47613
I shall wait for you in the mean time.
17a331 No.47615
>>47614
Does that mean you're leaving?
17a331 No.47616
>>47615
I do have class in the morning.
Don't you?
17a331 No.47617
>>47616
Yes.
Sorry to ask a silly question, I guess I'll see you tomorrow, then.
17a331 No.47618
>>47617
Good night Ran-sama~
17a331 No.47620
>Shinobu is getting her own game
Good.
17a331 No.47621
>The EU killed Nyaa.se
WHAT?!
17a331 No.47624
>>47621
BURN DOWN THE FUCKING (((EU))). JEWS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR IT. FUCK MERKEL TOO. RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Living proof that Brexit was a good thing. Now to get Le Pen into office!
17a331 No.47625
>>47624
For some odd reason Bakabt went private and there's plenty of mirrors but their really bad.
17a331 No.47626
>>47625
Still, finding good JAV and hentai downloads will be harder now.
Maybe the EU did it to please the mudslimes, cause loli is haram, despite Muhammad being a pedophile. Fuck mudslimes.
17a331 No.47627
>>47626
Oh, yeah, Streaming is going to be banned in the EU.
Fun times for our European brothers.
17a331 No.47628
>>47627
Destroy the EU.
Also, the streaming is due to the soccer leagues and clubs over illegal streaming. Mostly in England cause matches on TV are limited. Like you can see a match for a team in the States, but they don't show it in England, due to owners worried about TV cutting into their ticket sales.
17a331 No.47629
>The wall is getting built.
What a pleasant surprise.
17a331 No.47630
>>47624
Brexit is not going to happen.
17a331 No.47631
>>47630
Soft Brexit most likely.
17a331 No.47632
17a331 No.47633
>>47631
Would that mean they're still bound to the gay rules member states are held to?
17a331 No.47634
>>47633
The terms and conditions would be in negotiations, yes.
Though, I'm curious when this all supposed to happen. It's been a year now and nothing has happened…Other than the EU being a creepy monolith.
17a331 No.47635
>Bannon confirmed for sticking around
Pretty comfy desu.
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17a331 No.47637
>>47636
It's a good day for the US.
Just need NK to simmer down.
17a331 No.47638
17a331 No.47639
""""""""Sources"""""""""" say that mutiny is afoot.
Which is highly probable.
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17a331 No.47641
>>47640
Saw it on /pol/ 4 hours ago…
17a331 No.47642
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17a331 No.47648
>Optional class today
>Have to spend time with Libcucks that want to give 10k to refugees.
Great.
17a331 No.47649
>>47648
Record it and upload it to /pol/
17a331 No.47650
>>47649
I'm -reluctantly- a part of the project.
So, I would be in the line of fire.
17a331 No.47651
>alone for the entire night
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17a331 No.47653
>>47651
A collective tear for fictitious wife will be shed.
17a331 No.47654
>>47653
That's a good thing, ya dummy.
17a331 No.47655
Annnnddddd the website for the schedule isn't working.
Great.
17a331 No.47656
17a331 No.47657
>>47654
Ah, yes, the infamous sarcasm of Ran-sama has shown itself again. Silly me.
17a331 No.47658
>>47656
>>47657
You're only confusing me further.
17a331 No.47659
>>47658
Anyways, how was your day?
17a331 No.47660
17a331 No.47661
>>47659
6/10
Anyways, I'm just popping in for a moment. I'm off to the sandwich shop, since they have a good deal today.
17a331 No.47662
>>47661
I'll be gone for a good portion of the afternoon.
Have a good meal~
17a331 No.47663
>>47662
Have a good afternoon, then.
17a331 No.47665
>>47625
Foxy, a friend said to use https://animetosho.org/ or use magnet links for horrible subs. For just anime. I dunno about JAV and hentai…
17a331 No.47666
>>47664
I hope he is out. Trump needs to find out about this. I'm worried Kushner will use his power and connections to stay in.
17a331 No.47668
>>47667
What kind of sandwhich. Not a Quizno's woth coupons I assume.
17a331 No.47669
>>47668
Jimmy john's.
Tuna.
17a331 No.47670
>>47669
How did you get Jimmy John's for $1
17a331 No.47671
>>47670
They're having a deal today, $1 sandwiches from their regular sub menu.
17a331 No.47672
>>47671
What is the catch? Small sub?
17a331 No.47673
>>47672
there isn't one, as far as I know.
There's still tax?
17a331 No.47674
>>47673
Oh ok. Still a good size sandwhich?
17a331 No.47675
>>47673
Taxation is theft reeeeeeeee
17a331 No.47676
>>47674
Yes, they're 8 inches.
>>47675
I'ts a necessary evil.
17a331 No.47677
>>47676
What else was on the menu?
17a331 No.47678
>>47677
Smaller sandwiches, bigger ones..
Think of a subway, they're very similar.
17a331 No.47679
>>47678
I heard of Jimmy John's, even though we don't got them up here.
17a331 No.47680
>>47676
Ancapistan now! No roads, McNukes everywhere!
17a331 No.47681
17a331 No.47682
I just fucking realized.
I am a fucking genius.
FUCKING GENIUS
17a331 No.47683
I realized this.
My first three.
My first fucking three.
17a331 No.47684
From when I picked up FL Studio.
My first three songs.
Boredom, Isolation and Paranoia.
Like the holy fucking trinity of my personality.
17a331 No.47685
I completely fucking forgot. Someone just dropped those two words, man.
Fucking christ I thought those names were meaningless.
They weren't.
They were fucking extensions of me all along.
17a331 No.47686
17a331 No.47687
I am objectively a fucking genius
17a331 No.47688
I don't know what the appropriate response to that is.
17a331 No.47689
What's the best way to sell videogames?
Ebay?
17a331 No.47690
>>47688
"Make up your mind about leaving you drunk delusional cunt."
17a331 No.47691
17a331 No.47692
>>47689
I can't say, really; I've only ever sold games to the retro shop.
>>47690
I get it, though. Even if you want to, leaving a place you like isn't quite as easy as saying you're going to.
17a331 No.47693
>>47692
Guess I need a permanent solution, then.
17a331 No.47694
>>47693
As long as it's not that.
17a331 No.47695
I suppose I should either stop throwing around the idea of suicide so lightly.
That, or fucking do it already.
I have my idiosyncrasies.
My refusal to pretend, to hold back my brutal cynicism, to put on anything resembling a nice face.
And, of course, for someone who hates themselves, I certainly have a lot of so called self respect. Respect that means that I won't ever be an "official" part of this place again.
Remember that whole debacle about no one "wanting" me here? Yup, that.
Still hurt about that. Always will be.
I'm just that pretentious. That high and fucking mighty. That much of a fucking special little princess.
And I will never, ever fucking change.
17a331 No.47696
>>47695
suicide doesn't seem to bad right now tbh
17a331 No.47697
>Go to a elevator speech for extra credit
>The daughter of the man that is teaching my class was giving a speech over Islamophobia
>Said that she was a muslim and she was afraid was afraid of someone shooting up her mosque
>Goes on an entire rant about Islamophobia and how ISIS is not related to Islam
>Basically says not all muslims
>Goes on to say that you can get a rose from the Muslims in the free speech area and this will change your heart on Muslims.
>Crowd goes wild and she wins the speech contest.
I DID NOT DESERVE THIS HELL.
17a331 No.47698
>>47696
Will you be a hungry ghost?
17a331 No.47699
Today I punched out a communist.
17a331 No.47701
>>47700
I tell you in private
17a331 No.47702
>>47698
ghosts don't get hungry.
17a331 No.47703
>>47702
Well, I'll make you hungry.
17a331 No.47704
>>47696
You're the second person today to tell me that.
Guess I deserve it. I'm fucking shit.
17a331 No.47705
>>47703
And how do you plan on interacting with a ghost?
17a331 No.47706
>>47705
I'll call the ghostbusters~
17a331 No.47707
>>47704
I wasn't telling you to kill yourself.
I'm just agreeing with you, in a way.
17a331 No.47708
>>47706
Good, maybe they would be able to lay me to rest.
17a331 No.47709
>>47707
Great thing to say to someone at such a time.
Hey, I'm not complaining, it's just funny when normies do it.
17a331 No.47710
>>47708
But you're stuck in a machine…
At least your life could be like SMT SoulHackers.
17a331 No.47712
>>47711
So soon?
But I just got here!
17a331 No.47715
>>47714
Well, actually, how long will you be around?
17a331 No.47716
>>47715
Not too long since I got caught in a rather lengthy conversation.
Were you going somewhere important?
17a331 No.47717
>>47716
Other than dreamland, no. I think chatting a bit might actually be good, in hindsight.
17a331 No.47718
>>47717
Was it rather hectic today?
17a331 No.47719
>>47718
No, it was pretty great up until an hour or so ago.
The family has reared it's ugly head yet again, and has put me in a very sour mood.
17a331 No.47720
>>47719
Do you not like your family?
17a331 No.47721
>ese never responded to my blogpost
the attention whore in me is upset.
17a331 No.47722
>>47719
Family is just one of those things that you have to deal.
Hopefully, everything in well now~
17a331 No.47723
>>47721
It's not me ignoring you, I just don't feel like there's any really good way to respond to that kind of thing.
17a331 No.47724
>>47723
"fuck off" would be a start.
17a331 No.47725
>>47720
I'll just say that it's complicated.
I can't really answer that properly since I'm pretty angry with them right now.
>>47722
Sadly, yes.
I had some stupid ideas fly around in my head that still seem somewhat alluring, so hopefully they'll be gone by tomorrow.
We'll see.
17a331 No.47726
>>47725
Well perhaps you can discuss it with us in greater detail when you're of sound mind again. I hope nothing serious happened.
>>47724
But I'm fine with you not fucking off.
17a331 No.47727
>>47725
Fret not.
Those feelings and thoughts are temporary. Besides, it would be very lonely here. Maybe I can get a cattle prod after Ese and get him to talk.
17a331 No.47728
17a331 No.47729
What the fucking shit does Fictitious Wife mean?
17a331 No.47731
>>47726
Long answer is no, I do not hate my family.
It's nothing too serious, so don't worry about that.
>>47727
You'll be needing it fairly soon, so a test run might be in order.
17a331 No.47732
>>47731
The caveat is you have to buy me the cattle prod.
17a331 No.47733
>>47727
I don't think the cattle prod is necessary, I do speak whenever spoken to.
>>47731
But you made a couple strange comments yesterday, too, so I worry if you're doing all right.
>>47728
I'm happy with you doing whatever, though.
17a331 No.47734
>>47732
I assume that would be an easy find, considering where you are.
17a331 No.47735
>>47733
You tend to drop the conversation pretty fast and leave for long periods of time.
So, it's awkward…
17a331 No.47736
>>47734
It's a lot harder than you would think.
Besides, cows are where you live.
17a331 No.47737
>>47733
But not suicide though.
17a331 No.47738
>>47733
I don't really remember yesterday, sorry.
>>47736
I guess you're right.
I'll go digging around the countryside, then.
17a331 No.47739
>>47738
Are you going to look for gold?
17a331 No.47740
>>47739
No, for your silly prod.
I won't be finding one in the city, surely.
17a331 No.47741
>>47740
Eh?
You have gold there!
Just in really small amounts!
Get digging!
17a331 No.47742
>>47735
It's not intentional! I get distracted by internet stuff.
>>47738
It was a one-off comment about someone maybe dying sooner than you think, that you didn't really offer any elaboration on.
>>47737
Obviously. I wouldn't find out if you did, but I can't really recommend it.
17a331 No.47743
>>47742
At least your internet memes haven't become real life!
I feel like you can win over liberals hearts by abiding by a few rules and steps…
17a331 No.47744
Fucking kill me please.
Just put me out of my fucking misery.
17a331 No.47745
>>47741
Slave driver.
>>47742
That was just me saying that people come and go unexpectedly, so if you care for them, keep them close while you can.
17a331 No.47746
>>47745
A man that doth not worketh; doth not eateth.
May your hands be callused with the gratification of food that be provideth.
17a331 No.47747
>>47743
And what would those be?
>>47745
Oh, well that's a fair sentiment.
At work today, I was thinking, "Could it be that Ran has some kind of terminal illness?"
17a331 No.47748
>>47747
1)appeal to emotion
2)be oppressed minority or if you're not that make up a fictitious problem that cannot be solved and say it's an issue.
3)add stirring emotions in your speech
You'll win the hearts and minds of liberals everywhere.
17a331 No.47749
>>47746
Gold isn't what I'm after, so it's the wrong sort of work.
>>47747
I can assure you that is not the case. I do not expect to die anytime soon.
17a331 No.47750
>>47749
What are you after?
17a331 No.47751
>>47750
Many different things.
But it all boils down to happiness in the end.
17a331 No.47753
>>47748
Hopefully that's not what you need to do to sway the average person as well… Also, you can't forget about liberal usage of "#NotAll"
>>47749
Well that's good. Hopefully we all still have many years yet to go.
17a331 No.47754
>>47752
Now I do think it's time for rest.
Good night Fox, Ese, Emi.
Have a good day tomorrow.
17a331 No.47755
>>47753
Usually it takes more than that to sway the average person. Notice that these appeal to emotion speeches rarely make it out of their liberal circle-jerks.
17a331 No.47756
>>47754
Have a good rest, Ran. I hope you feel better.
17a331 No.47757
>>47754
Do feel better tomorrow please.
17a331 No.47758
>>47755
Well thank goodness for that. Although I do think the "average" person isn't too concerned one way or the other, and will happily side with whatever the prevailing ideas of the day seem to be. I do think that's a good thing, mind you.
17a331 No.47759
>>47758
To the blue-collar person like most Americans.
Safe-spaces, islamophobia, micro-aggression, fat phobia, ageism, discrimination…All might seem bad. But I don't think they really care all that much. I mean, how many muslims does the average person from Whitehorse know?
17a331 No.47760
I wanted to say things but I then realized that nobody, not even me, cares.
Shocking realization, am I right?
17a331 No.47761
Your self-deprecation is leading others to despise you.
17a331 No.47762
I know.
They should.
I refuse to pretend that I'm happy or that I like myself.
17a331 No.47763
>>47759
That's because it doesn't really have any bearing on their day-to-day, and they can't be concerned with something as abstract as "The future of western civilization."
Probably close to zero, I would imagine. I would be surprised if there were even a few hundred living there.
>>47760
It's not that no one cares, but you can only have the same conversation so many times and still be concerned. I think Motley told you something similar recently.
17a331 No.47764
Welp, the world is over.
Suicide is the only option.
17a331 No.47765
>>47764
It honestly is.
I'm just afraid.
>>47763
I have no other conversations to have.
17a331 No.47766
>>47763
There's quite a few muslims here. But I don't normally care to guess. Didn't you work with Somalis?
They should be Muslims.
Anyways, I think they care more about the future of their jobs more than rather abstract oppressions that seems to have spawned overnight..
17a331 No.47767
>>47765
But you can only get anything of value out of anyone the first time. Past that it's just going to be, "No, we all love you.", or, "Yes, you're just as terrible as you think."
>>47766
I know they probably would have been. We have quite a few here, but certainly less than five percent, even.
17a331 No.47768
I reduced the past year into five fucking minutes. Everything from last January into a five minute song.
I know it's cliche to ask, but does it fucking mean anything?
I doubt it.
It was a fucking mistake all of it. Every second.
Every single second of the past year. Everything since last January.
I came into the lives of dozens, some more significantly than others.
And I left behind nothing good.
Just pain. Anguish. Sadness. Fucking sorrow.
And that's true for every year, now that I think about it.
17a331 No.47769
>>47767
No beheadings yet?
17a331 No.47770
>>47768
What would you have done differently, given the opportunity?
>>47769
Nah, just the standard assaults and that. The most recent thing I can think of is a woman being literally dragged into the bushes and assaulted right at the university.
17a331 No.47771
>>47770
Sounds like a damn lion tried to eat her.
Good thing we mostly have male on male rapes and youths assaulting people. Still waiting for the inevitable mass stabbing or shooting to happen.
17a331 No.47772
>>47771
>male on male rapes
Is that really a big problem you have? It's not really something we ever really hear about here, other than inmates, obviously.
17a331 No.47773
>>47772
Yeah…That and property damage.
My first semester here had 3 male on male rapes.
Fun fact. It was all at the honor college!
17a331 No.47774
>>47773
Property damage is a normal thing everywhere, though.
Scary! Make sure to never leave home without your chastity belt; that's not a story I want to hear from you one of these weeks.
17a331 No.47777
>>47774
I have zero desire to be raped by socially inept straight A students.