9bbf7f No.28519
>>28518
Hello there.
How are you?
9bbf7f No.28520
>>28519
Okay, how are you?
9bbf7f No.28521
>>28520
Dealing with sickness unfortunately.
though, I know now that drinking sodas is a bad idea!
9bbf7f No.28522
>>28521
You know that my PC was seized?
9bbf7f No.28524
>>28523
That and a few others.
9bbf7f No.28525
>>28524
Not sure if I'd admit having illegal content on my computer as people might get the idea that you're a pedophile.
Then again, I'm sure how draconian your laws are.
9bbf7f No.28526
>>28525
What can you say about the age of consent?
9bbf7f No.28527
>>28526
Well, it's way too high here as better diets and a low exercise routine have caused girls to hit puberty earlier than they normally would have in the past. However, I will say that it's a mixture of environment and genetics. So, a safer age of consent would probably be around 16. Any lower and I feel like a woman could not safely be in a relationship with an older man.
9bbf7f No.28528
>>28527
It is 16, at least here.
If the age difference is >2years though, it doesn't count.
Which means 14 is the youngest you could be.
9bbf7f No.28529
I found my inspiration.
A relative of mine, a vegan hipster designer cunt whose personality is pure PR. She's on TV, designing dresses for a private elite party for "famous" personalities here.
This fake fucking bitch does not deserve her fame. One of these days, I will be famous, globally. More famous than she can dream.
9bbf7f No.28530
>>28528
Here you have to have a 2 difference to engage in sex. But, if you wanted a relationship with a teen. 17 is as low as you can go with the caveat of parent's permission. Also, what a wonderful topic!
How about something different?
9bbf7f No.28532
Every time I see news from Sweden I'm always impressed.
How does the country keep managing trump itself in retarded laws?
9bbf7f No.28533
>>28530
What are you sick with, foxy?
>>28531
Seems to be a pretty common trend, from what I've seen.
9bbf7f No.28535
>>28533
At least in most European countries.
Fox is sick with not-enough-affection.
9bbf7f No.28536
>>28534
Boo.
No fun.
>>28535
Europe seems to be in a bit of a mess right now.
Well that's quite easy to cure, isn't it?
9bbf7f No.28537
>>28536
How comes?
I don't think anything has really changed here.
It might be.
9bbf7f No.28538
>>28536
It's gross!
Anyways, how are you Ran-sama?
9bbf7f No.28539
>>28527
Be where you like, I'm assuming you come from the USA? So maybe Spain is more lenient, I really don't know.
9bbf7f No.28540
>>28539
I heard Holland is lenient with aoc.
Though, I'm not sure how happy someone would be if you went to Amsterdam to have sex with a 14 year old.
9bbf7f No.28541
>>28537
All the stuff I hear about Germany and Sweden.
Refugees flooding into lots of countries.
>>28538
Ah, I see.
I'm doing okay!
The last few days have been a bit weird with everything, but it's good now.
How's the foxy?
9bbf7f No.28542
>>28541
Oh, but that's just normal.
9bbf7f No.28543
>>28540
For what purpose would the sex be.
9bbf7f No.28544
>>28541
I'm fine, I'm currently getting a laugh out of Sweden's new law that they passed.
And as of now…I'm taking a break and deciding…Ochem2 or An chem?
Decisions, decisions…
Any plans for today?
9bbf7f No.28546
But life then reminded me that nobody but I gives a damn about my dreams in life. Why would they, though? To them, my dreams are farfetched fantasies that will never come true. Even mentioning them is laughable.
As with everything I want, it's a battle against the world. And the world has some pretty good fucking odds. But hey, I can fucking hope, can't I? At this point, it's the only thing keeping me going.
9bbf7f No.28547
>>28546
+1 hope.
That should be a good buff.
9bbf7f No.28555
>>28554
A bit tired and my eyes hurt, although I slept for most of the day.
9bbf7f No.28556
>>28555
Jeez, fix that schedule of yours.
9bbf7f No.28560
>>28559
If you sleep with me; then it will be easier~
9bbf7f No.28561
>>28560
But you go to bed so late.
9bbf7f No.28563
>>28562
Well, always when you go to bed it's like 7-8 am for me.
9bbf7f No.28565
>>28564
But then I'd be in a worse situation.
9bbf7f No.28566
>>28565
>become transfer student
>get in school
>get a 4.0 in school
>scholarships will come
>????????
>profit
9bbf7f No.28567
>>28566
But Fox, I'm not a smartypants.
9bbf7f No.28568
>>28567
You're forgetting one thing.
American colleges are easy
9bbf7f No.28570
9bbf7f No.28571
>>28568
Maybe, just maybe.
>>28569
>>28570
???
9bbf7f No.28573
>>28572
I don't habeeb it.
9bbf7f No.28575
>>28574
You should lay down.
9bbf7f No.28577
>>28576
Good, you need that rest because you're sick.
9bbf7f No.28578
I have returned!
The order has been completed!
9bbf7f No.28580
Aaaannnnddd, the minute he post, he's gone.
9bbf7f No.28581
>>28579
Yep.
My game quota.
I'm sorry for poofing so much!
9bbf7f No.28584
>>28583
Jennifer aniston movie?
9bbf7f No.28587
>>28584
No, the console.
Orders popped up on bestbuy so I jumped on it.
9bbf7f No.28588
>>28587
But not sold out?
Where did those pesky collectors go?
9bbf7f No.28589
>>28586
You just ignored me.
9bbf7f No.28590
>>28589
I got side-tracked!
And thought you were doing other things!
9bbf7f No.28591
>>28590
I may be watching JoJo and Finnish CSGO majors on the TV.
But you still have my attention.
9bbf7f No.28592
>>28588
They're long gone now!
Now I need to go and procure a Zelda preorder.
9bbf7f No.28594
>>28592
I'm jealous of your procurement of money.
Are you are prostitute Ran-sama?
9bbf7f No.28595
>>28593
>>28594
Ran would never do such horrendous things.
But, I mean, maybe they're a hand-holding escort?
9bbf7f No.28596
>>28594
Ah, sorry..
I always set some aside for things like this.
And I'm selling some things to help with the costs.
>>28595
I think I would have a very hard time as a prostitute. I'm not exactly desirable, I think.
I escort scared people by holding their hands.
9bbf7f No.28597
>>28596
I would still hold your hand.
9bbf7f No.28598
>>28595
You're saying they are a boy scout?
>>28596
I knew you were scalper!
9bbf7f No.28599
>>28597
That made me smile a bit.
thanks.
>>28598
I do no such thing!
I'm selling my OG 3ds, since I have a newer one, and a few old pokemon games that I'll never touch again.
9bbf7f No.28600
>>28598
I think they prefer to dress in girl's schoolsuit.
>>28599
No problem.
But don't expect me to let go.
9bbf7f No.28601
>>28600
Ever?
That might lead to some problems.
9bbf7f No.28602
>>28601
When the time is due, I might.
Just might.
9bbf7f No.28603
>>28599
That would procure you 300 dollars in no time!
Pokemon games are stupidly high for some reason.
>>28600
That would be silly.
9bbf7f No.28604
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
9bbf7f No.28605
>>28603
But it gets more clients!
9bbf7f No.28606
>>28604
<3
>>28605
Well, I heard this story about a transsexual that had a cuddling service and was making mad money. So, I don't doubt it!
9bbf7f No.28607
>>28606
>>28605
>>28601
<3
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE hi
9bbf7f No.28608
>>28607
How are you Eruruu?
9bbf7f No.28609
>>28602
I might be hard to see you go at that point.
>>28603
Yes! Pokemon fans are nuts.
They're all worth quite a bit.
>>28607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtZmBqAr-pk
9bbf7f No.28610
>>28609
That's anything Nintendo.
Smash is a prime example.
9bbf7f No.28611
>>28608
>>28609
I'm okay. Just going to stretch out and do errands.
Also, I got information on those hats.
9bbf7f No.28612
>>28606
Oh?
I've never heard of such things, just those odd cafes in Japan where you can rest your head on people's laps.
>>28607
Everything alright Eruruu?
>>28609
Then you just need to ask.
9bbf7f No.28613
>>28611
>>>/tf2g/
>>28612
Many lonely men out there.
Everyone needs a hug~
9bbf7f No.28614
>>28613
The world would be so peaceful if everyone got hugs.
9bbf7f No.28615
>>28610
I'll be sitting on my copy of Melee for YEARS
It'll be $200 bucks eventually.
I've also got some somewhat rare things, so those'll go up in a few years too. Unsure if I'll eventually sell it all or not.
>>28611
Hats?
>>28612
I'll remember that.
9bbf7f No.28616
>>28615
I wouldn't mind spending some extra time then.
9bbf7f No.28617
>>28614
The world would be better if we seize the means of productions.
>>28615
what games?
9bbf7f No.28618
>>28613
>>28615
The Make Sega Great Again hats. I called a local place for making custom hats….
9bbf7f No.28619
>>28617
Why would you want that?
9bbf7f No.28620
>>28618
But who are you going to give them to?
>>28619
The workers unite and be happy!
9bbf7f No.28621
>>28620
Eh, you can get just one or two, but it's expensive. I'll probably send some to…I dunno.
9bbf7f No.28622
>>28621
send them to sega and tell them to be great again.
9bbf7f No.28623
>>28620
I'll make you happy.
9bbf7f No.28625
>>28624
I meant by holding your hand.
9bbf7f No.28631
>>28622
I send you one. And to Ran-shama
9bbf7f No.28632
>>28631
You're too kind Eruruu.
9bbf7f No.28634
9bbf7f No.28635
>>28634
I'd be lying if I said that I don't like them.
9bbf7f No.28636
>>28617
A couple of Zelda Titles, Mario RPG, etc
>>28616
Neither would I.
>>28618
Did you finalize the design?
Also sorry about that, I got pulled into a convenience store run
9bbf7f No.28637
>>28636
Nah, I didn't finalize the design, I just asked for a pricing….You get a discount on bulk, but bulk is 24 hats.
9bbf7f No.28638
>>28636
How about holding both hands?
9bbf7f No.28639
>>28638
If you get to hold onto Ran-shama's hands, then I'm going to hold onto her boobs
9bbf7f No.28640
>>28637
Ah.
Start taking orders from people!
>>28638
Adventurous, aren't you?
9bbf7f No.28641
>>28639
That would be chivalrous to do, I mean, those can weigh a lot on the back.
>>28640
Well, you know what they say about things you don't try.
9bbf7f No.28642
>>28641
Glad we're on the same wave length SD. Although I can just do the Donald Trump thing and grab Ran-shama by the honk honk :^)
9bbf7f No.28643
>>28642
I feel like that could really hurt.
9bbf7f No.28644
>>28643
Don't you mean extremely painful?
9bbf7f No.28645
>>28644
I don't feel like that would be very nice towards Ran.
9bbf7f No.28646
>>28645
What isn't very nice? The snatch grab or the attempt to bane post?
9bbf7f No.28647
>>28641
No, what do they say?
>>28644
4 me
9bbf7f No.28648
>>28646
Snatch grab, never should do such things to a fine lady like Ran.
9bbf7f No.28649
>>28647
I think it was either that you regret, or can't complain.
9bbf7f No.28650
>>28648
I think you have a point. I think.
9bbf7f No.28651
>>28650
Not absolutely sure?
9bbf7f No.28652
>>28651
It depends on how Ran feels about it I suppose.
9bbf7f No.28653
>>28652
About being a fine lady, or being grabbed by force?
9bbf7f No.28654
>>28653
Snatch grab, but who said it was by force?
9bbf7f No.28655
>>28654
Well, it's such a vulgar term that there could be no other way.
9bbf7f No.28656
>>28655
Since it wasn't by force, how about I use the term "the gentle, but secure holding of the vagina"?
9bbf7f No.28657
>>28656
That sounds a lot better.
9bbf7f No.28658
>>28657
So you hold hands, or one of them, I hold whatever? That's our plan for Ran-shama?
9bbf7f No.28660
>>28659
Plan sounds decent. We will try it later, because I must go now Remi. Tell Ran-shama that she will get a hat.
9bbf7f No.28661
>>28660
Ah, alright, have a good one Eruruu!
9bbf7f No.28662
>>28661
You can get hat too if u want.
9bbf7f No.28663
>>28660
See you around, error!
>>28649
Regret, probably.
9bbf7f No.28664
>>28662
No need to, I don't really know much about sega anyhow and don't think I have played any of them before.
>>28663
At least in this situation.
9bbf7f No.28665
>>28664
But it's about spreading the message. And making Sega a /pol/ approved company with Rare Pepes, Moon Man, and Ben Garrison memes.
9bbf7f No.28666
>>28665
Don't know how to feel about that, but I kind of feel like it would work better as a shirt text.
Considering that whole MAGA meme didn't even get that big here.
9bbf7f No.28667
Ran-sama, play DOOM on nightmare mode.
9bbf7f No.28668
>>28667
Sounds hard!
I also think I don't have doom currently installed.
I'd also rather continue my CS Hard mode run
9bbf7f No.28671
>>28669
>>28670
Cave Story!
Sorry, that wasn't very clear.
9bbf7f No.28672
>>28671
But Cave Story on hard is impossible.
9bbf7f No.28674
>>28672
It's not though.
I'm already to curly.
>>28673
9bbf7f No.28675
>>28674
←———Hasn't played game yet.
9bbf7f No.28676
>>28675
Drop everything you're doing right now and play it.
It's my favorite game.
It's perfect.
9bbf7f No.28679
>>28677
>>28678
Boo.
Well, whenever you want then! I don't want to force you into it.
9bbf7f No.28680
>>28679
Come to school with me and make it bearable.
9bbf7f No.28682
>>28680
Not even I could make classes bearable!
It's an impossible task.
>>28681
9bbf7f No.28683
>>28682
Become the uberman and learn the ochem reactions.
9bbf7f No.28686
>>28683
No, I hate chem.
Never.
>>28684
9bbf7f No.28688
>>28686
Well, it's not really chem perse.
It's like poetry class or that one language class you took in highschool.
>>28687
Do it.
9bbf7f No.28689
>>28688
10$ for a meme game..
9bbf7f No.28690
>>28689
Yes, but it has two things.
1)panties
2)girls
Total War and CS;GO have none of that.
9bbf7f No.28691
>>28690
I didn't see any girls.
9bbf7f No.28692
>>28691
That's because the main protag is a trap
9bbf7f No.28701
Steak sounds good tonight.
9bbf7f No.28703
>>28702
Eh, nobody here really cares for politics other than the politicians themselves.
9bbf7f No.28705
>>28703
Oh. Hugs Remi.
>>28700
Dub hugs
9bbf7f No.28706
today was fucking garbage holy shit.
9bbf7f No.28707
9bbf7f No.28710
>>28708
>>28707
Mom pretty much said that if i don't attend school, she's gonna kick me out. also arguments with bf and being terrible at game design.
9bbf7f No.28711
I'm lost on DOOM(1993).
What do?
9bbf7f No.28713
>>28712
Won't help.
I'm at the last area of Knees Deep in Bodies and I go to the pentagram and I get killed then it cuts to a credits scene. Surely, there's a way past the credit screen?
9bbf7f No.28714
>>28710
Ah, I see. Hope tommorow treats you better.
And don't give up on the game, either! Someone out there will appreciate your style.
9bbf7f No.28715
Posting faster would help immensely Ran-sama.
Apparently, Shores of hell and Inferno aren't part of the main game?
This is beyond irritating at this point.
9bbf7f No.28716
>>28715
Fine. I'll focus on posting for a bit.
I don't have all of doom memorized, so I can't really tell you specifically what to do. I'd recommend looking for a guide of some sort.
9bbf7f No.28718
>>28717
What do you want from me?
9bbf7f No.28719
>>28718
Sorry, I'm annoyed.
DOS is fragile and if any body sends an IM or you scratch your nose while it's booting than the thing spazzes out. I don't think it's a bug. But I suppose I'll look at a gamefaq walkthrough.
sorry
9bbf7f No.28720
Okay, I just reached the end of the episode.
Question is, how do I reach the next episode?
9bbf7f No.28721
>>28719
It's fine.
Why not use a port like Zdoom or something? It makes things quite a bit easier to run on a modern system..
I'm not sure how to reach the next episode. Don't they usually show up in the main menu?
9bbf7f No.28722
>>28713
Read the fucking ending fuxy. <3
You don't die, that was the actual ending to episode 1. You survived and you go onto the next episode by starting a new game and selecting it.
Also, get the latest version of H-Doom and watch the ending.
9bbf7f No.28723
>>28721
Hug Ran-shama.
>>28710
Hug
9bbf7f No.28724
>>28721
I'm an idiot and bought the Steam version
I don't see it on the main menu…
>>28722
Well, I suppose I'll do some soul searching and look deep into myself to find the next episode.
9bbf7f No.28725
>>28724
This is The Ultimate Doom on Steam right? It's the same, it should work. Just hit Esc and go to New Game, then pick The Shores of Hell
9bbf7f No.28726
>>28724
I'm not familiar with that version, sorry..
sorry
9bbf7f No.28727
It wasn't there.
I had to reboot and it showed up.
Go figure.
>>28725
I got it. I had to reboot the DOS emu and it showed up. That was a pain in the ass. Jeez.
>>28726
It's fine. My advice is to Notbuyit.
Also, how is HDOOM?
9bbf7f No.28728
>>28727
I would never buy the original doom game, that's just silly.
HDOOM is funny the first time through.
It's kinda lewd, but not really.
9bbf7f No.28729
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Just pirate the gog version of Doom, since Carmack isn't getting any cash for it. It all goes to Bethesda. I was retarded and decided to buy a Doom t-shirt, since the place that was selling them was going out of business, so it was discounted, even if it goes to Bethesda…
>>28727
See the vid.
9bbf7f No.28730
>>28728
I'm a silly person~
Oh, I have something to show you!
http://imgur.com/a/D5eMb
Anyways, how was your day?
>>28729
my old room-mate played H-DOOM while I was in the room.
Good times.
9bbf7f No.28731
>>28730
You can be, but I still like you.
Eh?
Why are VHS tapes that expensive?
Are they nuts?
My day was fine! Plans got wrecked earlier, so I kind of had to play it by ear. I'm not tired for once, too!
How's the foxy? Besides being sick..
9bbf7f No.28733
>>28731
Hug Ran
>>28730
How was that like?
9bbf7f No.28734
>>28731
Disney fans are…Interesting.
But, I have those VHS's… So I wonder.
Good!
I got some studying done and now I'm relaxing with DOOM. I wonder how your plans get wrecked so easily.
9bbf7f No.28735
>>28732
You're the one who always wants to hold hands.
>>28733
>Hugs!
>Do you play a lot of doom mods?
>>28734
They are.
If they're really worth that much, I'd go for it. That's quite a bit of money.
>Doom doesn't seem to be doing a very good job of relaxing you.
It's my fault, really. I make plans in my head and don't really tell anybody, so people come to me asking to do things.
And I'm easily swayed, so I can't say no..
9bbf7f No.28737
>>28735
No. I played a lot of classic Doom II long ago.
9bbf7f No.28739
>>28733
The Room mate or the room mate playing the game?
I got a laugh out of the game. The room mate on the other was odd.
>>28735
Well, I can be a bit rabid from time to time when I'm annoyed. But there's a reason for that which I can help now.
Say no Ran-sama. Look deep into yourself and say no
9bbf7f No.28740
>>28737
Ah, I see.
I was always more of a quake person.
>>28738
What is?
>>28739
Yes, I can see this now..
I'll be more careful in the future.
I can't. I just can't.
9bbf7f No.28741
>>28739
How was watching your old room mate play H-Doom was like? Did it lead to anything lewd?
>>28740
Same here. Quake was amazing, especially for the mods. Team Fortress and Capture the Flag started thanks to those respective Quake mods. Console faggots these days don't know their history.
9bbf7f No.28743
>>28741
I'm sad that the new quake game probably won't be too great.
I'm very skeptical about it.
>>28742
Lewd.
What's so great about doing that, anyways?
9bbf7f No.28744
>>28743
It's going to be shit. All of the Quake games after 1 were shit.
Oh and Ran, instead of holding hands, can we snuggle?
9bbf7f No.28745
>>28744
Quake 3 was great.
Yes
9bbf7f No.28746
>>28745
Can we snuggle and hold hands at the same time?
9bbf7f No.28747
>>28743
But it isn't lewd!
The feeling that somebody cares for you much.
9bbf7f No.28748
>>28746
Yes
>>28747
It is!
Oh, so that's why.
9bbf7f No.28749
>>28748
No!
It's important.
9bbf7f No.28754
>>28749
Yes!
It doesn't seem to be.
>>28750
That's the point!
9bbf7f No.28755
>>28754
Well!
I'm curious! What's the hardest game you've played?
Fighting games don't count
9bbf7f No.28756
>>28755
Some of the later levels of Dustforce are pretty nuts.
I've played some really crazy shmups, too..
I can't decide, sorry. There's too many games and I've probably forgotten many of them.
9bbf7f No.28757
>>28756
I heard ULiL is hard… Dustforce looks stupidly hard..
9bbf7f No.28758
>>28757
ULiL is a joke as far as fighting games go.
Dustforce is really rough.
What about you, foxy? What's your hardest?
9bbf7f No.28759
>>28758
Natural Doctrine
It's the dark souls of Xcom.
9bbf7f No.28760
>>28759
Ah.
I'll just take your word for it.
Do you have any plans for the night?
I feel like I'm starting to wind down.
9bbf7f No.28761
>>28760
I was thinking about talking to you…
But the questions might be a bit repetitive so..IDK. I might wind down too!
9bbf7f No.28762
There goes SD…What about Ran and Fox?
9bbf7f No.28763
>>28761
I'd love to talk.
They're not getting repetitive at all.
I'm not saying that I'll be leaving, I'm just saying I'm starting to get comfortable and settling in.
I'll talk for as long as you want me to.
>>28762
Ello
9bbf7f No.28764
>>28762
Here, growing white hairs.
Eruruu, have you seen any anime lately?
9bbf7f No.28765
>>28763
Good!
http://imgur.com/a/DrQCt
Did you manage to finish Hikki anime?
9bbf7f No.28766
>>28765
Nice one.
I've only seen Kino and Eva from that list, and parts of mushishi.
Hikki anime?
9bbf7f No.28767
>>28766
That's a 10 million Yen fine.
9bbf7f No.28768
>>28767
I don't have that kind of money.
Is there any other way to pay?
9bbf7f No.28769
>>28768
Watch Welcome to the NHK.
Then cry because it's a mirror into your life
9bbf7f No.28770
>>28769
Ok.
Will it really? I've always heard that but doubted it.
9bbf7f No.28771
9bbf7f No.28772
>>28770
Depends, the show is designed to make NEETs feel like garbage.
I got the the part where the guy's ex-girlfriend ask him to die with her and I had to drop it and crawl in my bed and cry.
>>28771
hug
9bbf7f No.28773
>>28771
Cuddles
>>28772
Ah, I see. It'll probably do wonders on me, then.
Sounds like a nice time.
9bbf7f No.28775
also, monster movie trailer.
https://vimeo.com/191174741
9bbf7f No.28776
>>28774
I've always liked that OP, just never got around to watching the show.
I saw the monhun scenes! The CG looks really good. I can't say I'm excited about the premise, though.
9bbf7f No.28777
>>28776
What would the movie even be about?
Would it be like Dragon ball the movie?
9bbf7f No.28778
>>28777
Think jurassic park with monhun monsters.
9bbf7f No.28779
I'm going to wash up and sleep. Night Ran-shama, Night Foxy~!
You two join me in bed, I'm lonely and cold. It's freezing
9bbf7f No.28780
>>28778
No.
>>28779
Good night Eruruu~
Ran-sama have more tails than me.
Maybe they'll join you?
9bbf7f No.28781
>>28779
Good night!
Of course.
>>28780
That's what it is, though.
The general plot has been talked about by the director.
9bbf7f No.28782
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>28778
CALL THE MOVIE BILLY AND THE MONSTERSAURUS
9bbf7f No.28783
>>28781
it just seems cliche.
Why not just make it about a Hunter that kills monsters and then monster kills whole village and hunter kills monster?
Might be trite. but you can build from there right?
9bbf7f No.28784
>>28783
Wouldn't sell.
Why not make the resident evil movies about horror?
I would much prefer that sort of thing, but that's not the direction they're going with it.
Good ol' hollywood.
9bbf7f No.28785
>>28784
Action movies sell more.
Those Americans! Always liking explosions!
Well, if it went that route, every cliche known to man would be put into the movie and it would be an unwatchable mess. like every video game adaption movie. Except for DOOM.
Plus were any RE characters in that movie?
9bbf7f No.28786
>>28785
Not to say that I dislike action movies, but there's a ton of them, and they're only good when done right.
I liked the Super mario bros movie
I don't believe so.
9bbf7f No.28787
>>28786
That movie was okay.
Just really dull and not related to Mario at all.
Evil Dead is a good series!
9bbf7f No.28788
>>28787
I have it on DVD.
It's a fun watch every time.
It is! I really like bruce campbell. Army of Darkness was the best one.
9bbf7f No.28790
>>28789
That one's got a nice navel.
9bbf7f No.28791
>>28790
Are you implying midriffs are sexy ran-sama?
9bbf7f No.28792
>>28791
Only if the belly is good.
9bbf7f No.28794
>>28793
Only if you post yours.
9bbf7f No.28795
>>28794
no
Perhaps time for bed.
Good night Ran-sama!
9bbf7f No.28796
>>28795
Haha, running away I see!
Good night foxy, have a nice dream.
9bbf7f No.28802
>>28801
Good. Sleep was good. Just kind of lazing around right now, reading things.
How's foxy?
9bbf7f No.28803
>>28802
Morning was productive~
Although, I woke up late. What are you reading Ran-sama?
9bbf7f No.28804
>>28803
Productivity is good! And there's nothing wrong with waking up late.
I'm reading some articles, and some manga.
9bbf7f No.28805
>>28804
Did you read that George Soro's funding was cut?
9bbf7f No.28808
>>28807
Now I'm off on a date
I'll be back later tonight.
Have a good one, foxy!
Sorry to leave you for today.
9bbf7f No.28809
>>28808
Good luck! Remember to FORD and not RAPE
9bbf7f No.28810
>>28808
A date?
I didn't know you were such a suave person.
9bbf7f No.28812
There's a loli porn game for the Gameboy.
What a time to be alive.
9bbf7f No.28813
>>28811
Family occupation recreation dreams
Religion abortion politics economy
9bbf7f No.28821
Holy shit, CyberPunk 2077 is coming out this year!
9bbf7f No.28824
>>28822
Perhaps, some changes in the dialogue?
9bbf7f No.28825
>>28824
i don't exactly see a need.
9bbf7f No.28826
>>28825
It's a bit blunt and seems rather canned.
9bbf7f No.28827
I have returned!
>>28821
Where are you seeing this?
9bbf7f No.28830
>>28829
Well, at least they said it was coming out.
Chainsaw or Shotgun?
9bbf7f No.28831
>>28830
I wouldn't believe anything said by the /v/gas.
Shotgun.
9bbf7f No.28832
>>28831
>he didn't watch the award show
DOOM sweeped most of the categories, thankfully VA-11 HALL-A won best story.
No Man's Sky won worst everything.
9bbf7f No.28833
>>28832
I was gone, foxy. I couldn't.
I'm watching the rerun now.
That's about how I expected it.
Vallhalla didn't look good, I'm surprised it won.
9bbf7f No.28834
>>28833
>Vallhalla didn't look good, I'm surprised it won.
What?!
Vallhalla was more story driven than the other games. But it was your interactions with the characters that mattered. Especially, when the android tells you about her being fisted.
Was No Man's Sky that bad?
9bbf7f No.28835
>>28834
Boo.
It looked awfully boring to me for some reason.
No mans sky was a 5/10 game but it was being hyped up and marketed as the best thing ever.
Also the dev lied about many features.
9bbf7f No.28836
>>28835
You don't seem like the type of guy that likes dialogue.
How would you rank them?
characters,story,music,graphics,gameplay?
9bbf7f No.28837
>>28836
I can't outright rank them, since it depends on what I'm looking for.
Typically, it's:
Music > Gameplay >= Story >= Story > Graphics
But that's not to say that I can't really love a game that's more Story/Characters than gameplay
9bbf7f No.28838
>>28837
Ah, for me, it's:
Music>=story>gameplay>graphics.
9bbf7f No.28839
>>28837
That makes sense, actually, considering the games you like to play.
9bbf7f No.28840
my brother was screaming at me for not appearing concerned about the muslims with green cards and visas, am I a bad person?
9bbf7f No.28841
>>28839
I will bust out and play a badass game every once and a while.
9bbf7f No.28843
>>28840
No.
You're fine.
>>28841
I know, I know. I just typically hear you talking about RPGs and VNs, which aren't exactly stellar in the gameplay department.
9bbf7f No.28844
>>28842
why is everyone mad at me then, and what should I do?
9bbf7f No.28845
>>28843
my brother is a "very concerned" reddit liberal it's not like I think he's right about anything but I feel bad about making him upset
9bbf7f No.28846
>>28843
True, I can't tell you how many PS1 games I played where the controls were so floaty that I rage quit because of it.
>>28844
Don't take it personally!
It's not your priority to worry about about muslims that are thousands of miles from you. It's your priority to worry about passing school and getting a job.
9bbf7f No.28847
>>28845
Wanna know something fun?
Liberals hate death metal
Now you know what to do.
9bbf7f No.28848
>>28846
I mean I feel bad that bad things happened to people but it seems like more the department of homeland securities fault with mishandling it than trumps fault, and I don't see how me getting all broken up about it helps anyone
9bbf7f No.28849
>>28845
Ah, I see.
He's just going to be butthurt then, nothing you can really do about it.
>>28846
I've only played 3 PS1 games, so I'll take your word for it.
9bbf7f No.28850
>>28849
well yeah, but I don't want to get yelled at and I don't wanna lie about this and I feel like it might just get worse if I told him to fuck off
9bbf7f No.28851
>>28850
I typed rainy into the email line…
9bbf7f No.28852
>>28840
You're bad for not playing Mario Party with me.
9bbf7f No.28853
>>28848
You can't do anything about it.
I mean…You can protest…Maybe donate money. Feeling bad poor muslims from a war torn country isn't really going to help anyone. Just, be nice and tell him to do something about it.
9bbf7f No.28854
>>28852
but we did play mario party an I didn't start the argument I just tried to have dinner and people were yelling at me
9bbf7f No.28855
>>28849
>played only 3 PS1 games
Ran-sama, what are you doing with your life?
9bbf7f No.28856
>>28855
That's a good question, I can't quite answer it myself.
>>28850
Then just tell him to be a decent person and agree to disagree on the subject, him yelling at you isn't going to do anything. People are much to invested in political viewpoints to actually change nowadays, so it's not even worth trying.
9bbf7f No.28857
>>28853
well I said we should focus on efforts to create safe zones, stop funding the rebels and work with russia to end the syrian civil war because that would help all syrians instead of the minority that qualify for immigration, but he just got angrier for some reason.
9bbf7f No.28858
>>28856
You went on a date
How did that go?
9bbf7f No.28859
>>28857
Not to be rude.
But does your brother have a vagina?
9bbf7f No.28860
>>28856
but he's ==very worried== I'm becoming some sort of "alt-right" person who is mean to people.
9bbf7f No.28861
>>28858
Haha, that was just a joke.
I didn't actually go on a date, just out with friends.
I just wanted to see how you would react.
>>28860
Tell him if he keeps yelling at you like that you might actually start being mean to people.
9bbf7f No.28862
>>28859
I don't think so but he acts like a cuck and a concern troll IRL and i'm not sure what to do about that without being rude or making things worse
9bbf7f No.28863
>>28860
a-alt right?
I-I wouldn't want my boyfriend to be alt right!!
THEY'RE LITERAL NAZIS!!
9bbf7f No.28864
>>28861
I thought you were going to get laid!
Bah, how was friend?
9bbf7f No.28865
>>28862
Slap him and tell him to grow a pair.
9bbf7f No.28866
>>28863
but hitler was right and didn't do anything wrong
9bbf7f No.28867
>>28864
Haha, I wish!
It was good. We went to the boat show and to dinner afterwards.
9bbf7f No.28868
>>28867
Sounds nice.
Was it a candle light dinner?
9bbf7f No.28869
>>28861
>>28865
maybe I should just hide my power level better…
9bbf7f No.28870
>>28869
For having a different political opinion?
You shouldn't, though, I'm not sure how ostracized you'll be when you bluntly tell him to shut it.
9bbf7f No.28871
>>28870
"but it's not about politics" he says "this is affecting people's lives, 'american citizens,' and they're suffering, don't you care at all? stop giving trump a pass on everything"
9bbf7f No.28872
>>28862
You tell him to stop being a "whiny faggot" and to grow some balls. Also throw in a little nugget about how being a (republi/lib)tard makes you undatable.
9bbf7f No.28873
>>28871
at the top of his lungs almost crying I might add and I respond; "it's not that I don't feel bad for these people but they still need to follow american laws and any sovereign nation has a right to set immigration laws, and that isn't racist" and he just gets more mad. I don't get it and I'm not sure what to do.
9bbf7f No.28874
>>28871
I'm glad I grew up in a conservative family.
Is everyone in your family like this or is he just the exception?
He wants attention from you and the only thing you can do is either shut him down or keep him occupied with other things. There might be something else. But it sounds like he's just trying to get attention from you.
9bbf7f No.28875
>>28872
he has a girlfriend and she's a feminist…
9bbf7f No.28876
>>28868
No, it was a local old-fashioned burger place where the seating is bar-styled.
You're having strange thoughts again.
>>28869
That's what I do.
9bbf7f No.28877
>>28874
he's worse than my parents but this is the general view, I live in a very left-leaning state unfortunately
9bbf7f No.28878
>>28875
Abandon ship.
Literally lock your door.
9bbf7f No.28879
>>28878
but that's racist. you should let everyone in, goy.
9bbf7f No.28880
>>28878
I do but he started this argument during dinner, I still need to eat
9bbf7f No.28881
>>28877
>
>>28876
What?
I just want you to be happy.
9bbf7f No.28882
9bbf7f No.28883
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>>28875
Cut him the hell off, then.
Eventually he will realize his mistake, and come back to you. But until then, you must let him crash and burn.
9bbf7f No.28884
>>28883
Personal experience with brother?
9bbf7f No.28885
>>28881
Something like that wouldn't make me happy, I think.
9bbf7f No.28886
>>28885
Happy endings always have happy endings~
9bbf7f No.28887
There seems to be negativity in the air today.
9bbf7f No.28888
9bbf7f No.28890
>>28887
I went jogging today and cleaned up my room, that's good right?
9bbf7f No.28891
>>28890
Yeah, but I just meant the general mood of the place, seemed quite tense in here.
9bbf7f No.28892
>>28886
You've confused me once again.
9bbf7f No.28893
>>28884
No, but the truth is that any other measure is pallative. Social justice and liberlism is like Scientology, and you must treat them in the same way. Plus, advice from the sand people tends to work well throughout life.
9bbf7f No.28895
What did I just miss? Pic unrelated.
9bbf7f No.28896
>>28894
Oh.
Yes, something like that would not make me happy at all.
9bbf7f No.28897
>>28893
It seems to me that his brother wants attention from him more than actually caring about Muslims. Clearly, dating a feminist is exasperating the relationship. Alternatively, in a more Freudian explanation would be that brother feels inferior to him and the brother is trying to win dominance by shouting and making the brother withdraw more. If that's the case: being blunt and shutting the conversation down before it begins would be a good method.
9bbf7f No.28898
>>28890
Long time no see Rainy~.
>>28893
That picture is fucking terrifying. Also, what's sand people again? Mudslimes?
9bbf7f No.28899
>>28898
hello, how have you been?
9bbf7f No.28900
>>28895
I have rage material!
>>28896
You say that.
9bbf7f No.28903
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>28900
Part rage, part funny. Can I sexually identify as a Krispin Wah now?
>>28901
Hug Ran-shama. How was your date? REEEEEEEEEEEE YOU FUCKING NORMIES. GTFO NORMAL FAGS. RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously I hope it went well
>>28899
I'm okay Mokou Rain.
9bbf7f No.28904
>>28898
The sand people are Christians. Mudslimes are obvious. And oy vey, that's Jewish.
Oh and Alice just needs company. The cat lady element is creepy though.
9bbf7f No.28905
>>28902
>>28903
It wasn't a date, just a joke.
I did have a nice day.
9bbf7f No.28909
>>28904
Wasn't drawn well either. She looks ugly as shit. I thought sand people would be Muslims, since they get called sand niggers.
>>28905
Good.
>>28899
>>28907
I wish I can help you deal with your bf, Rainy~
>>28906
We need to bring back Chris Benoit to choke these kids out with the Crippler Crossface.
9bbf7f No.28910
>actually watching that clip
Okay, I'm legitimately mad.
9bbf7f No.28911
>>28909
>>28908
I've got a tournament match now.
I'll be back in a bit.
9bbf7f No.28912
>>28909
bf, as in boyfriend? Emi is a good boy, and a cutie.
9bbf7f No.28913
>>28909
It's the part where they have a clinic exclusively for transkid and the doc put an implant into the kid to stop puberty.
9bbf7f No.28915
>>28909
Ha, I'm going to store that pic for frequent use. You'll never escape that Alice! Or her wildy off key singing, for that matter.
9bbf7f No.28916
>>28912
Oh. Sorry, misread your previous posts. I'm dumb.
>>28913
>Implant to stop puberty.
What the fuck?
>>28915
Freaking nightmare fuel, m8.
9bbf7f No.28917
>>28916
Yep, it's called Genecis.
9bbf7f No.28918
>>28917
That sounds like something from a bad movie, like the Resident Evil one. Thanks Shekelbergs in Hollywood.
9bbf7f No.28920
>>28918
Actually…China already is doing Resident Evil!
Utawarerumono when?
9bbf7f No.28921
>>28913
>>28916
having spent time on /lewd/, /mtfg/ and a few private tranny discords, i can say this.
trannies will argue that this is perfectly reasonable because it only "delays" puberty.
because it's not like puberty is delicate and easy to fuck with am i right.
fucking christ, i know of an anorexic chick that never went through puberty properly because of her eating habits and she can't ever have kids, and they think that delaying puberty is a good fucking idea?!
FUCKING GAS ALL OF THEM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
9bbf7f No.28922
>>28913
wouldn't it be less damaging and more effective if they just castrated him? isn't that what they're going for anyway?
9bbf7f No.28923
>>28919
Pic.
>>28920
Wat?
>>28921
RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
The left is nuts.
>>28922
They should, then hopefully they'll regret it like other trannies before.
9bbf7f No.28924
>>28922
It would. They're all perverts, so maybe it will fix them.
9bbf7f No.28925
>>28921
That reaction is entirely accurate.
But agreed, delaying puberty in kids is unethical and irreversible. Not sure why they think it's okay.
>>28922
Well, they're being chemically castrated…
But the affects of hormones are thankfully somewhat reversible. Have this:
https://youtu.be/kodMzl-5Edk
9bbf7f No.28927
>>28924
maybe I shouldn't say this as a gay guy, but only death fixes certain things. We don't need to kill them though because we probably wouldn't have to wait long for them to take care of it themselves.
9bbf7f No.28928
>>28925
Any doctor espousing pro-transpervert views should be jailed and have their licence revoked.
9bbf7f No.28929
>>28924
Or make them regret it. Like Dan Bunten, the (former) dude who made M.U.L.E.
>>28927
Yeah. They do kinda serve a purpose. Their stupidity and reckless actions make it easier to red pill people. I would only kill them if they like, actually harm or kill someone or if they came after me and my family.
9bbf7f No.28930
>>28928
Well, we're stuck here.
By the way. Do you watch common filth?
9bbf7f No.28931
>>28923
it was my brother who was mad at me btw, he's just a liberal I hope it's not terminal
9bbf7f No.28933
>>28932
I'm actually curious about the #whitegirlsfuckdogs bumper sticker.
Is it real?
9bbf7f No.28934
>>28931
I have pro-communist liberal relatives. Particularly parents and sister and…Most of the family. Only lone exceptions are the Christian conservative relatives in the States.
9bbf7f No.28935
seriously this is just trannies projecting to the fucking extremest of levels.
they take hormones expecting them to be some sort of miracle cure (literally heard the term HRT Magic being passed around)
they realize that hormones aren't magic, so they get depressed because rather than being attractive women, or women of any kind, they're just freaks with tits
they push hormone therapy on young kids because they don't want other to end up as freaks, not realizing that they are literally ruining lives
oh, as a sidenote.
most trannies i know are druggies with disgusting fetishes (shoving molly up one's neo vagina is one i'll never forget)
most trannies i know are severely overweight, going way over 200 pounds, and of course, they blame genetics
most trannies i know can only date other trannies because they're too whiny for anyone sane. apparently no one understands their struggle or whatever.
and i say all of this as someone who has taken hormones in the past. these people are severely mentally ill and should get fucking help. i heard Mike Pence is pretty good with people like them.
9bbf7f No.28936
>>28934
Run Eruruu.
Run for the states.
9bbf7f No.28937
>>28933
Yes. He did a good job of highlighting the bestiality and whore community.
>>28934
What a shame. You should find your Confederate relatives as soon as reasonably possible.
9bbf7f No.28938
>>28935
Molly? I'm too scared to Google it. Speaking of Pence.
>>28936
I will once I'm done with school. Although, a lot of people are turning on Trudeau up here it seems.
9bbf7f No.28939
oh my fucking god.
>bf goes to talk to his dad
>dad berates bf because bf pissed off his brother and being "harsh"
>the brother started the argument
>apparently, the brother is worried that bf is becoming a nazi
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS GOLD
9bbf7f No.28940
>>28938
i love that webm.
>molly
literally ecstasy.
9bbf7f No.28941
>>28934
he's pro-islam and anti-trump, he doesn't know that I'm gay, he thinks me being worried about muslim immigration is racist even if I'm basing it on reading the Qur'ran, sharia law, the recent history of ilsam, and current events.
9bbf7f No.28942
>>28939
>becoming a nazi
A little too late there.
They're probably going to send him to an re-education camp now.
9bbf7f No.28943
>>28939
he came and knocked on my door and started an argument…
9bbf7f No.28944
>>28937
They immigrated to the States years ago. Oh and living in the States for 16 years, with my uncle working for a big company, paying taxes, my aunt volunteering with the community, and my little cousin basically raised as an American, isn't enough for them to get voting rights. They still can't vote, while the Mexicans who jump the border gets voting rights, driving licenses, and other free handout shit thanks to "sanctuary cities."
9bbf7f No.28945
>>28942
well, when we started dating, he was a bernie supporter, so i can just redpill him all over again.
9bbf7f No.28946
Match win!
We're in quarterfinals now.
9bbf7f No.28947
>>28942
they think that milo, trump, and richard spencer are nazis they don't really have a firm grasp on the meaning of the word
9bbf7f No.28948
>>28941
>pro-islam
>anti-trump
Islam is the more fascist ideologue there.
9bbf7f No.28949
>>28946
How much money will you win?
30000 dollars?
9bbf7f No.28950
>>28948
no he supports all these "peaceful nice muslims" who are running away from all the bad ones to america to be nice people and get oppressed under the brutal trump regime
9bbf7f No.28953
>>28949
I actually have no idea!
It's really just for fun.
9bbf7f No.28954
>>28952
They're talking gribberish so you're not missing much. If there was music on the other hand..
9bbf7f No.28955
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>>28947
>Milo
>Gay and Jewish
>Loves BBC
>Nazi.
>>28952
Play this audio over it.
9bbf7f No.28956
>>28953
Ah, I was hoping you and me could join together and become LoL champions.
9bbf7f No.28957
>>28956
I don't play mobas.
I might make an exception, just for you, though.
9bbf7f No.28958
>>28944
Ah, that's unfortunate. Hopefully the Trump purge will put an end to this ridicoulousness. The liberal movement will peter out along with the hedonists. Here's to a better future.
9bbf7f No.28959
>>28957
That can't do!
How about Smash events instead?
9bbf7f No.28960
>>28958
Little cousin also going to college or university soon. His parents and I are worried about him being targeted. Actually he and his friends already are. Liberalism is infecting their area of the state.
Apparently one of the students who targeted him is some black bitch feminist, whose dad used to work at (((Microsoft))). Funny enough, it was a Chinese female who leap to his defense saying women takes more time off, it's why they are paid less.
Red pilled Chinese are best Chinese.
9bbf7f No.28961
>>28959
I only play actual fighting games.
Smash is great with friends, though!
9bbf7f No.28963
>>28962
What smash would you want to play?
I wouldn't mind playing it, just not on my own time.
9bbf7f No.28965
>>28964
How do you propose we play that?
9bbf7f No.28966
>>28960
Make sure that they don't go into a snowflake major. Keep them on the straight and narrow path. If anything, you can help them through.
9bbf7f No.28967
>>28965
In person of course!
9bbf7f No.28968
>>28966
They know. Hopefully he'll be okay.
9bbf7f No.28969
>>28967
Yes, but when?
And do you have the necessary items, or would I have to bring them?
9bbf7f No.28970
>>28969
Yes, you can bring games too.
How about January the 5th?
9bbf7f No.28971
>>28970
Alright.
It's a date
on the calendar.
9bbf7f No.28972
I gotta eat now. Bye all. Bye Rainy, Emi, Foxy, Sage, Ran-shama. Hug all.
9bbf7f No.28973
>>28971
Alright, I'll set up reservations a year in advance!
9bbf7f No.28974
>>28972
Have a nice meal!
Hugs.
>>28973
Good.
9bbf7f No.28975
>>28974
I have some cute somewhere!
9bbf7f No.28976
>>28975
Find it and let it be free!
9bbf7f No.28977
>>28976
Well, I always loved this video.
9bbf7f No.28978
>>28968
>>28972
Good to hear. Wish you and them well.
9bbf7f No.28979
>>28977
It is really cute.
The O lady is the best one.
9bbf7f No.28980
>>28979
100% carrot juice?
Is it poison?
9bbf7f No.28981
>>28980
No, she just doesn't like it.
You wouldn't want to drink pickle juice, would you?
9bbf7f No.28982
>>28981
No
I dislike pickles!
9bbf7f No.28983
>>28982
See!
you'd be pretty mad if somebody tried to force feed you pickle juice, then.
Not liking pickles at all is a bit strange though.
9bbf7f No.28984
>>28983
I like bread pickles!
Regular pickles are a product of Satan!
See, he made pickles and showed the recipe to a person and then started a craze and then when people eat to many pickles, they die!
9bbf7f No.28985
>>28984
Dill pickles are the best, though.
Bread ones are lame.
I should buy more pickles.
9bbf7f No.28986
>>28985
Are you a picky eater?
9bbf7f No.28987
>>28986
Yeah, actually.
Not as bad as I used to be, too!
It's usually the textures that get to me, not a taste. But I still dislike a lot of tastes.
9bbf7f No.28988
>>28987
Well, I probably tried many foods that you would be repulsed by…
9bbf7f No.28989
>>28988
Like, exotic things?
9bbf7f No.28990
>>28989
Yes!
I've eaten things you would never believe!
9bbf7f No.28991
>>28990
I'm pretty basic when it comes to foods..
I don't like fancy stuff.
Did you at least enjoy it?
9bbf7f No.28992
>>28991
tongue was bad.chicken feet was goodfish head soup was okaybrain was grossheart was goodinsect was….okay
You're a simple man! you must try exotic things!
9bbf7f No.28993
>>28992
But the simpler things in life are so enjoyable!
I like the simplicity!
I nearly ate lamb fries one time, though.
If that counts.
9bbf7f No.28994
>>28993
Are those the testicles?
9bbf7f No.28995
Any y'all try snake? I want to try it one day. Gator as well.
9bbf7f No.28996
>>28995
I like snakes too much for me to eat one.
I had gator before while at a gator festival.
9bbf7f No.28997
>>28994
Yep.
I had the buffalo burger instead, once I actually learned what they were.
9bbf7f No.28999
>>28998
I didn't eat them! I nearly did!
9bbf7f No.29000
>>28999
Aw, that would have been a funny story!
Much better than my insect story~
9bbf7f No.29001
>>29000
My father says they're very tasty.
If I ever go back to that restaurant, I'll grab some.
I can't do bugs.
even thinking about eating one gives me the creeps.
9bbf7f No.29002
>>29001
Father has strange taste..
Don't psych yourself out~
9bbf7f No.29003
>>29002
Hey, can't knock it till ya try it.
Except with bugs.
It doesn't bother me, but if I see one in the room or something, things go south.
9bbf7f No.29004
>>29003
Don;t get the shoe!
The bug did nothing wrong!
9bbf7f No.29005
>>29004
It's more like I grab the shoe, and am afraid to approach it for a few minutes before working up the courage to whack the fucker
If I miss then hell breaks loose
9bbf7f No.29006
>>29005
I can imagine a girly scream happening when you miss.
9bbf7f No.29008
>>29007
Don't worry!
We all let out a yelp when something happens!
9bbf7f No.29009
>>29008
I don't think you've heard my yelp.
9bbf7f No.29010
>>29009
I have not.
Does it dog like a surprised dog?
9bbf7f No.29013
>>29010
Not quite as high pitched and squeaky, but yes.
>>29011
You decide.
9bbf7f No.29015
>>29014
Absolutely.
Not.
You got the nyaa a while back, that'll be all you're getting.
9bbf7f No.29017
>>29015
I was hoping you could read me the entirety of Of War and Peace!
9bbf7f No.29019
>>29016
Then it is.
>>29017
I could read something shorter, I guess.
9bbf7f No.29021
>>29018
Lewd.
>>29019
Then it is my goal to hear it some day.
9bbf7f No.29022
>>29020
I'm not reading that, people would hear.
I don't know what I expected with you, honestly.
>>29021
Good luck.
You'll be needing it.
9bbf7f No.29024
>>29022
Just tell them that you're in a gay porn.
That will make things better!
9bbf7f No.29025
>>29022
To me it sounds like I just need a jar full of bugs.
>>29023
I don't feel tired.
9bbf7f No.29027
>>29024
That's a great idea.
>>29025
Y-You woudln't do something like that, would you?
9bbf7f No.29029
>>29026
I wouldn't be able to fall asleep.
>>29027
It depends on your cooperation.
9bbf7f No.29031
>>29027
Hug Ran-shama. What's this about your voice and gay porn?
9bbf7f No.29032
>>29028
The whole thing?
>>29029
You really are a devil, aren't you?
>>29031
Nothing at all.
9bbf7f No.29033
>>29032
I can do the the flies in the market place if you want me too!
expect your ears to be blown off
9bbf7f No.29034
>>29030
Maybe you should get some sleep.
>>29032
Only to a certain degree.
9bbf7f No.29036
>>29033
Fine, fine, I'll try reading it.
I'm not sure if I want to post it here or not, though..
>>29034
If you did that, I'd probably cry, you know.
9bbf7f No.29037
Poor Ran-shama being tortured…
9bbf7f No.29038
>>29036
I'll read one and post it!
9bbf7f No.29039
>>29035
But that'd be way too early for you.
>>29036
Then I'd probably do my best to calm you down and caress you.
9bbf7f No.29041
>>29037
help
>>29038
I recorded a bit and listened to it, and it's no good.
Also it's too long, and I mess up one of the words after a while, so I have to restart.
>>29039
I wouldn't be able to calm down if there were bugs all over the place.
9bbf7f No.29042
>>29041
Come to Canada, Ran-shama. I'll protect you.
9bbf7f No.29043
>>29040
But you wouldn't even go to bed yet.
>>29041
Who said I would let them out of the jar?
9bbf7f No.29044
>>29041
Here, I'll do mine first.
It might take several tries…
9bbf7f No.29045
>>29042
It's too far. And SD is far away from me anyways, foxy is the one I need to worry about.
>>29043
If you let them out of the jar, I'd cry.
If you didn't, then I'd be stubborn and refuse to meet your demands.
>>29044
Fine.
Do your best!
9bbf7f No.29046
>>29045
Hit Foxy with something.
9bbf7f No.29047
>>29045
Even if I put the jar next to your face?
9bbf7f No.29048
>>29046
That might be a bit much.
>>29047
At that point I would most likely submit.
You're a cruel one.
9bbf7f No.29049
>>29047
SD, you're horrible. Torturing with bugs…
9bbf7f No.29050
http://vocaroo.com/
Reading that was a pain in the ass.
9bbf7f No.29051
>>29050
You accidentally the link.
9bbf7f No.29052
>>29048
As long as it gets the work done.
>>29049
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
9bbf7f No.29053
>>29051
Well, I'll redo it since it's pretty bad…
9bbf7f No.29054
>>29052
Desperate for what? My gentle, but secure holding of the vagina on Ran-shama seems a lot more humane and ethical now. Right Ran-shama?
9bbf7f No.29055
>>29054
To hear a cute yelp.
9bbf7f No.29056
>>29054
You gotta pull a Trump!
9bbf7f No.29057
>>29055
Just pinch her butt by surprise…
9bbf7f No.29058
>>29057
But I don't know if that would work.
9bbf7f No.29059
>>29058
I thought you Scarlet devils can sneak up behind her or something.
9bbf7f No.29060
>>29059
I more so meant the butt pinching.
9bbf7f No.29061
>>29060
Tails blocking everything?
9bbf7f No.29062
>>29061
I just don't know if they'd react to it like that.
9bbf7f No.29064
>>29062
Oh. We'll double team Ran-shama then. :^)
9bbf7f No.29065
>>29063
Oh my.
Mine is incoming soon, since I'm doing many re-takes.
Please wait warmly.
>>29062
>>29064
You two are lewd.
9bbf7f No.29067
>>29063
I'm disappointed in your voice….Heartbreak.
9bbf7f No.29068
>>29067
I sound like a twink!
9bbf7f No.29069
>>29064
In pinching the butt?
>>29065
Well, it wasn't my idea to pinch your butt, but if it does create a cute yelp..
9bbf7f No.29070
9bbf7f No.29073
>>29072
What is that accent?
9bbf7f No.29074
>>29073
All the old English speak kinda made me talk like that.
Sorry! I don't think I sound like that in normal speech.
9bbf7f No.29075
>>29073
>>29072
Ran-shama is really a Britbong?
9bbf7f No.29076
>>29074
I should have you read Shakespeare.
I what to hear you say "Et tu Brute?".
9bbf7f No.29077
>>29075
Who knew!
Now we just need you and SD!
9bbf7f No.29078
>>29077
I sound like a retard. Bit of a speech problem growing up, so never.
9bbf7f No.29079
>>29077
You already know what I sound like.
Because you always somehow end up in VoIP with me when I'm drunk.
9bbf7f No.29080
>>29078
We won't judge.
I want SD to read Mien Kamf.
9bbf7f No.29081
>>29079
Yes, but I can add your voice to my folder for…Future projects…and research.
9bbf7f No.29082
>>29075
Nope, not even close, haha!
>>29076
Hmm..
I already put the nice microphone away, so I'll have to say no.
>>29079
I want to hear a drunk SD.
9bbf7f No.29083
>>29082
I feel like you were in theatre in highschool…
9bbf7f No.29084
>>29081
..that sounds very sketchy.
>>29082
Well, maybe you could join next time when I'm drinking.
9bbf7f No.29085
>>29084
Research isn't sketchy!
9bbf7f No.29086
>>29083
No, not at all.
I've never done anything like that.
>>29084
That is an option, but I would be a tad nervous going in.
9bbf7f No.29087
>>29086
You should
Or at least read more excerpts!
9bbf7f No.29088
>>29085
There is research, and sketchy research.
>>29086
Well, I've got that problem too.
Thus why I'm only ever in voice when intoxicated.
9bbf7f No.29089
>>29088
What is "sketchy research"?
9bbf7f No.29090
>>29089
Something that you would do.
9bbf7f No.29091
>>29090
You're right!
I would do something odd with it!
like upload to my super secret website to make money~
9bbf7f No.29092
>>29091
How much are the Chinese paying you?
9bbf7f No.29094
>>29087
Was it really that decent?
I never thought I was any good voice-wise.
>>29088
Ah.
Maybe I'll have to get my hands on some alcohol, then.
9bbf7f No.29095
>>29094
You think you lowly of yourself~
9bbf7f No.29096
>>29080
Nope. I have too many stalkers anyways.
>>29094
I thought you would sound more like…a Ran-shama or something.
9bbf7f No.29098
>>29095
Yeah, I do.
>>29096
And what does a ran-shama sound like?
9bbf7f No.29099
>>29093
They're ripping you off.
>>29094
Maybe, but I wouldn't judge you if you didn't.
Also like I said last time, you have a kind voice.
9bbf7f No.29100
>>29097
Stalkers, loli waifu Momiji.
>>29098
Like a waifu?
9bbf7f No.29101
>>29099
I get 1300 for Finns.
>>29098
We have to do something about it!
like talk more
9bbf7f No.29102
>>29099
Thanks.
>>29100
Sorry to disappoint!
>>29101
But where? and with who?
9bbf7f No.29104
>>29102
I'm not, hug. I just thought you were going to like….trap voice or something.
9bbf7f No.29105
Attempt at sleep #2, g'night.
>>29101
They're totally ripping you off.
>>29102
There's no need to say thanks.
9bbf7f No.29107
9bbf7f No.29108
>>29103
How will that improve my voice?
I'm just fine with text most of the time.
>>29104
Yes.
Bit of an oddity, isn't it?
>>29105
I'm going to say it anyways.
Good night, SD.
9bbf7f No.29109
>>29108
You can practice with your voice here.
Text is fine too!
9bbf7f No.29110
9bbf7f No.29111
>>29109
Fine!
Are you just going to have me read strange things?
>>29110
ah
9bbf7f No.29112
>>29111
I might get you to read a some twilight fanfic.
But I want to hear the bong accent with Shakespeare!
9bbf7f No.29113
>>29111
Hug. Sorry Ran-shama.
9bbf7f No.29114
>>29112
My immortal?
Sure! If you send me something that won't embarrass me reading it, I'll try.
What about you?
>>29113
No apologies, nothing to apologize about.
9bbf7f No.29115
>>29114
I'll read a book for you.
Any suggestions?
For the love of god, please no post-modernist fiction
9bbf7f No.29116
>>29115
Read Bottom's Dream!
9bbf7f No.29117
>>29116
But I am not smitten by an ass!
9bbf7f No.29118
>>29117
It's not about butts, it's about translation!
And It's really long.
Read a crime novel in a really cool noir voice.
9bbf7f No.29119
>>29118
Butts? Glomp Ran-shama
9bbf7f No.29120
>>29118
I was getting Mid-summer's night Dream and the lady fell in love with a centaur!
9bbf7f No.29121
>>29119
Butts.
hugs.
>>29120
Those would be fine, too.
The second one sounds like a doujin, though.
9bbf7f No.29122
>>29121
Well, I can read a doujin…
9bbf7f No.29123
>>29122
You know…
That's actually a good idea.
Find a awfully strange one.
9bbf7f No.29124
>>29123
You don't want me to do that…
9bbf7f No.29125
>>29124
I'd do it if people wouldn't overhear me.
9bbf7f No.29126
>>29125
I have no shame.
Prepare for sound clip.
9bbf7f No.29127
>>29126
I shall wait in anticipation.
9bbf7f No.29128
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
It looks like they have to change a Switch game now…
9bbf7f No.29129
>>29128
Milk is the greatest game of our generation.
Truly an underrated masterpiece.
9bbf7f No.29130
>>29129
Listen to the banter.
9bbf7f No.29131
>>29130
The game was meant to create lewd banter, that was the intention.
9bbf7f No.29132
>>29131
It makes me want to get a Switch in the future. Would you milk with me Ran-shama?
9bbf7f No.29134
>>29133
I wonder who would be better at milking…
9bbf7f No.29136
>>29135
I guess it doesn't matter who is better at it, as long as we have fun milking together Ran-shama!
9bbf7f No.29137
>>29136
We can bring joy to the world through our milking.
9bbf7f No.29138
>>29137
And we can cover the world in our milk!
9bbf7f No.29139
>>29138
Our milk will block out the sun.
9bbf7f No.29140
>>29139
I'm going to cover you with my milk, Ran-shama~!
9bbf7f No.29141
chapter 15 gave me PTSD….
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H1fk9ZuF7n
Enjoy. I had to improv.
9bbf7f No.29142
>>29141
>47 minutes
Wow.
Hold on, listening.
>>29140
Do it.
9bbf7f No.29144
>>29143
Hold on a moment I'm laughing way too hard to typoe right now
9bbf7f No.29147
9bbf7f No.29148
>>29146
Good night
Sorry I'm crying right now from laughing so hard oh man the chicken hahaha
9bbf7f No.29149
>>29148
What am I missing? Which part should I listen to?
9bbf7f No.29150
>>29149
Foxy reading guro porn
In a somewhat awkward voice
9bbf7f No.29151
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>29150
Oh God, Foxy picked guro? I'm listening to Alex Jones rants and reading /r/the_donald on crazy conspiracy shit.
I got to copypasta this, before I listen to Foxy.
>ZionHalcyon 38 points 1 hour ago*
>Piecing it together from what's over the internet, but you really can't say it, without sounding like a total nutter.
>That being said, since you asked, here it goes:
>There is no such things as "aliens". There are, however, different dimensions. Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, Sheol, Hades, Olympus, etc - people have always had a "sense" of these different dimensions.
>The way it seems to work is, however many dimensions there are (some said 9, others 14), it seems to work only one way - God is at the top level, demons at the near bottom. And you really only can go down - NOT up. Think of it like an elevator where you can only get off at the floor below.
>That answers the existential question of Jesus - his "sacrifice" was designed as a loophole in the system (the only one) to allow humanity to ascend to the higher levels of God's domain.
>As for the aliens? Each one of the different races is essentially fallen angels. Some have gone full rogue (demons) and others are just trying to eke out a living among us after being denied re-entry by God thanks to disobedience.
>Being celestials, they had access to advanced science theory and knowledge - hence the "Greek Gods" and "Roman Gods" and how advanced those civilizations were, and even the Egyptians - those animal people were actually fallen angels.
>Tying back in to the really bad fallen angels, the demons, many of them are stuck on a level lower than the dimension we inhabit, so they are trying to find ways to move up and break through the dimensions (although according to the ex Satanist, Lucifer is the only one who can traverse the levels - the rank and file demons can only make it up to ours with sufficient child sacrifice and hollowing out of people, Even so, if you fold into the account of "Cole" in Heaven is For Real, Lucifer can make it up to the realm of heaven, but like Trump's America, they have a WALL and he can't get through).
9bbf7f No.29152
>>29151
>Emptying people out so they are "hollow" (which is what the endgame of pizzagate and the pedo practices of the occult serve) can allow the demonic "essence" to inhabit a person. This apparently from an ex-Satanist who was a part of the Secret Space Program that David Seaman referenced on Twitter and Alex Jones referenced on the Joe Rogan show.
>What caused him to be an EX Satanist is he noticed that the only people these demons couldn't directly influence were Christians - couldn't touch em. I found that ex satanist's account to be the one that most closely mirrors what Alex Jones and David Seaman already had said. Moloch is one of those "demon-aliens". And Pizzagate and Child sacrifice helps open portals for those demons to make contact with our dimension (There is a major reason why the dems protect Planned Parenthood - nonstop sacrifice for the demons on the lower level).
>Essentially the end goal is for them to use the genetics and eugenics from both the demon-alien species to mix with human, to create the perfect hybrid, which in essence will be the antichrist. There is some debate whether this will happen or has already been done. Once it is done and revealed, the end times in Revelations will be in full swing. Note that it is the demonics who have had influence in Gnosticism, as the pedos are not only Satanists but also practice Gnosticism.
>Speaking of SSP, we apparently have tech 50 years ahead of what we think we have, and already have a lunar base, a mars base, and have had secret manned missions to the edge of the solar system, however we cannot go any further due to some "barrier". We work with these "aliens" on projects for space exploration.
>The explanation given on the "barrier" is essentially that this could be where our "reality" ends. Pay attention to Scott Adams (the dilbert cartoonist) and his tweets about reality, and changing reality. He advocates the whole "matrix" concept where we are inside a limited reality. And when you consider that, think of all of us as living inside our own MMO, and we can't get past the edge of the solar system because beyond is just a "skybox" to use gaming development terms.
>It would also rationally explain the debate of whether the earth is thousands of years old, or millions: both sides are right.
>How can that be so? Think of a game developer making a game. The game was released in 2012. They give the gaming world a backstory that spans millions of years, and put in all sorts of things for the player to discover about the history of their in-game world spanning eons. They're just things for the player to do, and in context of the game, sure, the world has existed for millions of years - but none of that changes the fact that the game was ACTUALLY MADE IN 2012 and is only 4 years old.
>Hence, the dinosaurs and everything were just planted as in game lore quests for us to enjoy, but the Hebrew Calendar (now 5777) is the actual clock for how long our game "reality" has been turned on, and Judea-Christianity was the gaming owners manual, giving us a peek behind the curtain and a place for our characters to live forever happily once "game over".
>I think that about covers it. Keep in mind, all this can be found on the internet, and I can't verify any of it, but this seems to be the most likely theory that fits what people we consider red-pilled have already said.
9bbf7f No.29153
RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN-SHAMA?
9bbf7f No.29155
>>29154
Hug. I'm going to bed. Can I cuddle you and hold your hand?
9bbf7f No.29156
>>29155
I'll join you, then.
Of course.
Good night, dream of fluffy tails.
9bbf7f No.29157
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Thanks to Alex Jones and /r/the_donald, today I learned that this reality, this world, this dimension we are in is a vidya game, and I really need to download hax so I can turn Ran-shama into an actual Ran-shama. Then I can spawn beside her and hold her hand tenderly.
It will be like vid related, without the Russian faggotry, the autistic screeching, and the griefing.
>>29156
You too <3
9bbf7f No.29158
>>29128
I can't wait until there's a BDSM themed Switch game called… Switch! It would be too hilarious.
9bbf7f No.29159
>>29158
i'm a switch and like Nintendo, so bf always calls me the Nintendo Switch.
9bbf7f No.29161