/homosuck/ - "Homestuck" General★

fags respect fags

the funny thing is whatever he's looking for could've been posted in these threads but he'd never know because he only checks the nudestuck one

>>987148

you cant pay me to read this

i read the start of it

im not continuing

>>987148

this is why you don't get pubic hair

>>987151

this is why you dont drill a big gaping unnatural wound in your crotch

>>987152

i mean, sure, that too

>>987148

this is literally god telling trannies that they are unnatural monsters

Rose Please Tear The Hairs Out Of My Mutant Penis

do you think chris-chan uses artistically the clumps of hair he scoops from his bleeding mancooch?

what's the mindset of a tranny?

do they honestly think that self mutilation will make them a "real girl"

>>987159

hair doesnt grow out of a literal stab wound

my toaster oven is broke so half the cold sausage onion and pepper sandwich i reheated didnt reheat

but the cheese i put on melted and thats really all i needed, i guess

>>987160

isn't it like they already think they are a girl so they try to become as close to their mental image as they can

>>987159

what the other guy said, that person's situation is pretty odd but it makes sense since they got genital surgery and the skin where pubic hair grows is still there

chris just stabbed his ass and called it a vagina

>>987161

>>987164

really? who is he still alive?

>>987160

you realize there's actual scientific literature you could be reading on this

how many foods can you think of where some parts are meant to be cold and others toasty and cooked

only thing i can think of is baked alaska

>>987166

someone convinced him to go to a doctor after he lied about going

>>987167

there's no science behind a fag wanted to magically get a vagina from cutting their dick off

>>987172

maybe you shouldn't read the scientific literature

it might use words that are too big for you

>>987168

pie al a mode?

>>987172

not yet, there isn't

it's a pretty bad idea until technology progresses far enough where it'd be something similar to reality, instead of a crapshot as to whether it looks ok or you turn into chris chan

>>987163

>already think they are a girl

hahahahahahahaha i fucking wish.

a lot of tranny apologists in this thread

like if you're so stupid you think that no science exists for the thing you think is stupid, you're probably too stupid to read it

that's just science

>>987177

if you're looking to get a vagina you're not gonna get one because again, the current technology

once technology is sufficiently advanced go for it

>>987177

hsg and trannies are like a flame and moths tbh

>>987175

the surgery is meh

there's a few good surgeons who can make things that look okay

but ultimately it's a "last resort" for people who get suicidal from having male genitalia

why the fuck would you choose to be a woman anyway

even women know that being a man is better

>>987182

P A I Z U R I

A

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Z

U

R

I

>>987183

just get fat

>>987185

which eighteen kanaya

>>987182

i want to be a NEET girl that shitposts about penis' sizes on /r9k/!

>>987186

no

being a NEET is just as bad as being a communist

>>987187

The One Comic Of Eridan And Tavros With The Oily Shinny Skin

And Then The Edit Of Those Same Images Recreated As Sweet Bro And Hella Jeff

Its Been So Long Since Ive Seen Them

>>987185

you mean the eritav comic?

>>987182

i want a cute girl to eat my pussy

who's the black woman who had her police-issue weapon stolen from her unlocked squad car years ago and is now trying to push tighter gun control laws?

not maxine waters, she's the one with dementia

>>987199

oprah winfrey

>>987202

no

oprah was never an officer of the law

>>987201

whoa it's shit!

>>987201

who here read kankri's dialogue when those games came out

>>987206

me

>>987206

i read all of it

>>987206

I read it until it got too small

i never skipped anything until the retcon

i bet you fags read the Intermission too lmao

i never skipped anything, but i got pretty tempted with kankri

also fairly tempted with davepeta

why would you skip anything

Val Demings, I found it

thanks for nothing

>>987214

why would you read davepeta's dialog

>>987216

why would you skip anything

>>987216

begrudgingly

>>987214

once you realize how garbage the comic gets you start feeling less obligation to wade through that pool of shit

the cold reality is you dont know how bad a log is until you've read it

>>987218

it's not entertaining

if you like olives you automatically like pee

and cucumbers???

weewees

>>987225

i think i posted a similar one a few days ago, or maybe it was this

it's ok

>>987221

if you know there's certain characters *cough*sprites squared*cough* it's automatically shit

>>987227

jasprose was ok

>>987228

no

>In his interview with ABC White House reporter Jon Karl on Saturday, Sekulow, a longtime Trump ally and a member of his personal legal team, asserted that if Veselnitskaya and Akhmetshin were such concerning figures, the Secret Service should have prevented them from entering Trump Tower.

this is weak

i hate having a lot of money in my steam wallet

it makes me want to buy games

a man who refuses to work is not actually a man

>>987233

a prime example of a beta faggot

"Take care of me, Mommy." He whines.

>>987236

>>987235

i probably have more prospects than you do, cuckie

Hard work for its own sake is a dumb meme

>>987237

are you going to cry :'(

But approximately a fifth to a quarter of my income goes to the epic state of Jew York which ain't fun so

kool aid

>>987239

sounds like youre jealous

>>987237

prospects aren't worth anything unless you actually take advantage of them

>>987238

that's why you do work that's meaningful

work is meaningless

guess who doesn't pay state income tax

>>987243

makes u a lot of money for the least effort possible*

>>987246

not necessarily

money is good but it's not the end goal

>>987238

this tbh

>>987248

Working for free is called slavery

>>987250

right but i never said "work for free" goddamn

in a perfect world, you wouldn't work for the money, you would work because the work you do is personally fulfilling

>>987250

you know all about slavery

(youre a negro)

i wish literally anyone i fucking know knew how to properly compose a text message but i guess just leaving out every other word is cool or some dumb shit

yours that's what he assuming

wow why did my relationship with a 27 year old work out im so confused qaaa/??///////

me headache aaaaaaaaaaah

>>987172

have you heard of psychology

>>987258

have you heard of the barrel of a gun

>>987184

wow that actually looks like a vagina

also wwho

whooppps sorry insufficient funds O__O

>>987259

just the barrel?

just the barrel?

just the barrel

just to see what it feels like

hey cletus is volunteer work slavery

do the impressionable know theyre impressionable

taxation is theft

>>987265

No just stupidity

the ansssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnswer is no

proper ownage

hey cletus are demons real

>>987268

god you're a reprehensible excuse for a human being

can your childlike desire to be something supernaturally different will it into existence ?

hes the one who its for >_>

>>987271

I'm 100% sure they aren't

>>987273

>something supernatural

>existing

no

>>987276

i know your stupid little monkey brain cant comprehend cues but shut up

>>987272

But at least volunteer work and charity is that persons choice

Taxes and the welfare state ain't

some people use irrational ethical reasoning and the abuse of the serene to cope

cletus may be stupid but you know what isn't

sparkly rosé in a can

>>987275

100%?

are people actually offended over this video of a woman walking in the woods

>>987281

100% sure that demons, both as a concept and the individual malevolent spirits in religious traditions like Satan or Yama are fake news

>>987282

i wonder why republicans don't respond to polls

perhaps their distrust of the media

>cletus thinks demons, as a concept, are not real

wew

>>987285

same polls that pre election would oversample from demo(n)crats and put up headlines like "clinton 1000% guaranteed to win president"

really gets that ticker tickin

>>987287

grant you are either aggressively stupid or aggressively dedicated to being perceived as stupid and after a point there's really no difference

>>987237

You're moving to europe to be a neet with your girlfriend.

trump has an 100% approval if you only count real americans

>>987286

I mean demons in general

Or you could be pedantic

Obviously every religion "exists"

>>987291

of course im being pedantic you ninny

>>987288

i mean

im not wrong...??

>>987289

and i still have better prospects lined up

>>987294

Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig; es ist nicht einmal falsch!

update on the rosé

it pairs very well with this stirfry

>>987294

>and i still have better prospects lined up

so are you going to be a neet or are you going to have a prospect

the odds of rolling anything other than 100 on a d100 are 99%

that doesn't mean that it's fake news every time you roll a 100

>>987299

so you're gonna keep selling things on steam huh

[in pink ball flag voice] uhh ilove the news media. it cannot steer me wrong. it can only be wrong once. so what if they did the same biased polling method multiple tmies. shut up facist.

>>987301

probably not, logging into steam on browsers is a pain in the ass and not worth it anymore when i got better tires in the fires

>>987302

>>987288

>>987303

so tell us what your irons are already don't keep us in suspense

gonna deal drugs or something?

>>987304

>>987203

>>987304

it's the latter

he's said this multiple times

why do you even comment on it anymore, he's said many, many times he's pretending to be retarded the vast majority of the time

>>987307

saying im intentionally retarded is the ultimate armor

its the wall made out of diamonds

also just to clear the air, yes, having more democrats in your sample than republicans will have an effect on the data

but statisticians and pollsters shouldn't doctor the data to make it "more fair"

>>987307

i literally can't accept it, like, as a part of my worldview

the idea of someone pretending to be stupid fucking constantly so boggles my goddamn mind that i literally cannot accept it

it doesn't sink in no matter how hard i try

>>987309

they should try taking fair poll data for accurate results

hope this helps

>>987307

he can't keep getting away with this

>zero lost smash 4

>immediately deleted his twitter

wew

>competitive childrens party games

wew

this starbucks chocolate smoothie feels like it has bits of cum in it

>>987310

that's not how statistic WORKS THOUGH

you call 20000 people on the phone, 1500 pick up and answer your questions, and that's it, that's your sample

you can't pick and choose how many republicans and democrats you end up with, you can't just keep calling people until it "looks fair"

if more republicans trusted pollsters and would answer their questions, we'd have a better understanding of how they feel, but they don't, so we don't

the problem isn't with the pollsters, it's with the people on the other end of the phone

why does future trunks do a bunch of naruto hand symbols before he launches his burning attack

>>987313

good post, mostly

>>987316

35 35 and 23 dont add up to 100%

they're definitely cheating in their samples

>>987320

THAT'S what you're hung up on

goddamnit dude that's the breakdown for just Rep/Dem/Ind

i took a poll the other day when they called, there are more options than that

instead of rwby they should put dragon ball z in the new blaz blue cross over game

and instead of persona 4 they should put dbz in the new blaz blue crossover game

maybe even take out the blazblue and put dragon ball franchise in instead

imo

my epic onion: pretending to be stupid 24/7 is just being stupid

but fine sure you're right every single goddamn pollster is a liar and a crook, not a single honest human being (who disagrees with your exact worldview) exists, the rest of them are all out to get you

>>987321

if there were more options theyd list them

they're intentionally skewing the polls so they get the most responses from people who are likely to be #resist yass slay queen #notmydrumpf type morons

>>987323

i agree

>>987325

why would you list them if they add up to 7%

>>987323

this is literally what i said in >>987288

>>987325

>they're intentionally skewing the polls

that's a nice theory alex jones but where's the proof

the whistleblower

any single solitary human being who doesn't agree with lying to the american people who could provide evidence of this

please at this point im begging you

i offered a perfectly valid reason why the polls would schew away from republicans based on facts about the political climate

but yeah your conspiracy theory makes way more sense

>>987325

>from people who are likely to be #resist yass slay queen #notmydrumpf type morons

as opposed to people who are more likely to be #maga type morons?

>>987323

its even more epic though because intentional can be targeted and directed for your own amusement

>>987326

why would u not list them

>>987327

the proof is the millions of polls that said hillary was going to win and trump had 1% chance of winning the election

I know a guy who plays competitive smash, he's a brony and really full of himself

also he mooches off his rich girlfriend

>>987330

>the proof is the millions of polls that said hillary was going to win and trump had 1% chance of winning the election

>>987300

>>987332

>>987203

grant please level with me

do you not know how probability works or is this all a part of your shtick i need to know

>>987334

do u not know how the media works

its sad i have to constantly prove to you the media is full of lying snakes who couldnt tell the truth if their lives depended on it

>>987335

so that's a no

you don't know how probability works

alright cool grant is as dumb as he acts, the mystery is behind us

until this happens again i guess

>>987336

100% chance im better at probability than you are

im so smart i can definitely convince someone who doesnt mind trump that hes bad nggnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

>>987317

future trunks is a chuuni

>>987339

now that would be dumb, why would you try that, anon

people who are not affected by these things have no reason to care and will ultimately see your frustration as irrationality you cant make people care about other people some people are just evil and thats how they will be until they themselves decide other wise

>im evil because i dont support killary

this is what fags actually think

>>987342

i know

but people not understanding how statistics works and then pretending they're smart is infuriating

kill all men

wonk you deserve to die and you will not my solace in my presence

>still giving a single shit about hillary

>even to hate her

>>987346

i accidentally your solace

>im evil because i dont support drumpf

this is what hets actually think

i'm glad steven universe was canceled

>Deadgirl is a 2008 American black comedy horror film written by Trent Haaga and directed by Marcel Sarmiento and Gadi Harel. It stars Shiloh Fernandez and Noah Segan as teenage boys who discover a naked, female zombie, played by Jenny Spain. When one wants to keep her as a sex slave and the other objects, their friendship is tested.

>>987355

what friendship hasn't been tested like that tbh

dead girls can't say no

im really fond of the running gag in aqua teen hunger force where they throw or drop something and it explodes

you don't fuck rotting pussy

you just don't

>>987359

you gotta give aqua teen a lot of credit, some of the background jokes are great

like when they wanted Marcula to fix the gas leak and he refused so in the next like 6 episodes theres just a pipe venting gas in the kitchen and its never really brought up again, but its still there

>mpc is done updating

rip

>>987358

this one of the better kc green comics after his decline

>>987149

for once im glad i clicked on a spoilered image

its been long enough that i should mention

legion is a good show

Suicune should be Ice type

o

Not a fan of the collectivism but the Nazis had the absolute right idea about slavic "people"

>>987374

khan...

>>987374

reported

>1.7 million in assets

oh, wow.

>finally FINALLY find some barnacels to extract meta-alloys in Elite Dangerous

>avoid trspassing against the federation

>blast some barnacels, get some alloys

>head back to ship

>i have no cargo space in my ship

no

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

my

KANGZ

>there's an outpost only 33k km away from the barnacles

good

>they have the right size landing pad

okay

>they sell cargo racks

NICE

WE'RE IN BUSINESS BABY

rubber nen

>get back to the barnacels

>they are all floating above the ground out of reach

uhhh

remember the barnacles from hl2

my rich neighbors sound like they're having a good time

jordan baker and nick carraway from the great gatsby invented gay/lesbian solidarity so jot that down

>>987390

wasn't nick the villain

>>987391

wait what

concept: nine x ten incest

>>987394

no

>>987395

no

concept: a solar flare creating an emp wave that fries those faggot satellites and shuts them up

hsg golden child comin thru

gimme netflix suggestions

>>987402

is legion on netflix

watch legion

>>987403

the only thing I found was a documentary about 4chan

>>987397

yes

>>987404

>>987405

no

is this shota gore

Why would you enjoy shota gore

>>987407

do not pedophile at me

>>987408

it's "made in abyss" and it's not just shota

im pretty sure the main character is a lil girl

and at least once she's stripped naked and whipped

>>987410

she's only whipped in the anime

>>987410

uhhhhhh lol what the hegg

>>987411

oh okay

ignore that then

>>987412

it's edgy™

i dont like it

im going to call it edgy

>>987414

whipping a child is edgy.

jim u should read it i bet you would like it

i dont even mean that as a pedophile crack

>>987414

what would you call it then

also note that i'm criticizing the "suffering of children" bits

i'm not criticizing the story itself, i know nothing about it

who's jim

>>987416

i like the premise and the idea of exploring an abyss like that

>>987417

suffering is integral to the setting

it's a really really dark setting that gets you with the cute character designs

>>987420

okay

so the setting itself is edgy

>>987418

sup

anything dark is edgy xd

sako "child torture isn't edgy" lastname

>>987426

his lastname is gunlad

tfw no 1000 year old loli gf

i have a twinkie ice cream cone yeah

this is the worst thing ive ever tasted

random documents and audiologs

we find them stuck to notice boards

we find them under dogs

we're gonna put them in a file and give it a review

when we're bored of all the gameplay and we've nothing else to do

Carrie Fisher's death was planned for the publicity, right?

>>987433

yeah fuckin clearly

>>987438

the pizz

>>987438

god i love those meals

I don't want to take a picture of my battlestation right now but take my word for it it's pretty awesome

>>987438

turkey stirfry and rose in a can

>>987443

bad post op

every person is born with the taco bell logo tattooed on their forehead. the logo changes colors like the tumblr logo during pride month when the person who is going to t-bone you in a 4 way intersection is nearby. one day your taco bell logo starts flipping its shit when you wake up next to the love of your life. you feel betrayed.

>Friend's new shift is 4 AM to 10 AM

>Except on Mondays it's 4 AM to 2 PM

>He just went to bed

>It's 1 AM

god speed

>>987446

it's partially the shittiness of the image quality and whatever the fuck happened to your desk, but this kind of looks like one of those shitty images about people living in a basement with shit everywhere

>>987448

all it needs is the yellow timestamp in the bottom and it would llook haunted

>>987448

its just scratched to hell

im in my kitchen

oh my god do you masturbate in the kitchen

honest question

did you take that picture with your toaster

>>987450

why is your setup in your kitchen

>>987451

no.

>>987450

>>987451

CWC's computer used to be in the kitchen and his parents would always catch him throttling his retard tube

I can't believe he masturbates where his food is prepared

>>987453

I'm using my dad's laptop

>>987455

as bad as sako is sometimes it's not nice to compare him to cwc

>>987456

you've never spiced up your own food, if you know what i mean?

I should read I Am A Hero

i've seen so many movies where the "emergency evac" or "rescue team" is actually a plane about to drop a nuke on said area to cover up the events of the movie

if i was ever in a situation requiring either of the above situations i'd be like "DONT BELIEVE THEIR LIES, THEY'RE GONNA HUSH THIS UP NONE OF US ARE GETTING OUT OF HERE"

and some poor National Guardsman would have to be like "sir, its a flood, we're just taking you to high ground, its not a nuke I can a hundred percent assure you"

>>987467

hey can you never make a post like this ever again

>>987466

h-haha no

that's gay socks haha

ha

>>987466

kinda

>>987466

i guess?

i kinda like havin a dong but the hair is kinda bummin me out tbh

if there's ever a point where humanity can transfer themselves into a computerized singularity I want to be a cute anime girl

i hate this faggot

basically i wish i was a boy who looked like a girl lol

is that the denial stage before admitting you're full trans

>>987475

oh, no, there's an infinite amount of denial stages.

some including the horror of realizing you're in one.

>>987476

yikes!

i dont think ill ever be able to pronounce ふ properly

>>987472

what if we're all just fictional characters in some epic greater plane of existence

like, sims 56 or something

I've been posting on 8chan longer than I've been posting on 4chan now

>>987480

When did you start posting on hsg, I thought you were here like 2012 or so, at the least.

anyone remember when dumbgarbage kicked the bucket? that adds like another like 3/4 of a year or so i think

>>987483

havent we all

i just realized something horrifying but I accidentally repressed it

>>987485

you've spent over half your life on chans?

I'm 6 months post op thinking of selling some panties. I get crazy discharge expecially after sex and throw most mine away after anyway. Market for this. Any sites that makes it easy

i hope a crazy person shoots me at work today

>>987487

yuck

>>987481

yeah around 2012

I'm really happy with being a guy.

I wish I could have sex whenever I wanted like a girl, but other than that I'm happy

the trick was to lurk on the chans but never become a channer

never become part of the culture

>>987493

>never become part of the culture

right, if you become part of the culture you might not cry your eyes out at the sight of the word fag

did wonk really cry when someone posted fag?

>>987497

of fucking course not

goddamn

>>987497

no not wonk i saw someone claiming that they were "above" chan culture and how sjws used to go to chans but they "grew out of it"

>>987499

did they cry?

>>987501

i wish you would suffer

>>987501

i dont mean it in a meme sense when i say you may be projecting

A FUCKING CRIPPLE

can we not have power drills on the dick

the stabbing in the chest is already rather much

>>987505

that's not his dick

>>987503

havent i said that I want to be physically abused multiple times

>>987506

you're right

a power drill in the abdomen isn't much more pleasant, though

>>987508

oh right

so

yeah

you agree then