No.983487
>>983481
>save the best for last
but cletus
you're trailer trash and i'm a high breed tranny
No.983489
little nightmares looks like a pretty good game
No.983490
hey cletus, don't fuck kids
No.983491
No.983492
shit you can't see her legs in that one
looks like cletus is gonna pop a stiffy
No.983494
>>983491
the flagfags are way worse
No.983495
>2 sick nasty "callout" posts
it's so easy to get him mad! sad!
No.983496
No.983497
I'm going to make softboiled eggs
I'm probably going to fuck this up somehow
No.983498
i wonder if they'll press charges when they catch me stealing food from work
No.983500
>spongelord finally realizing he'll have to settle for a hambeast
No.983501
>>983498
just give them the old "starving lunatic" defense
No.983502
the eggs i tried to boil were already cooked
No.983503
>>983498
>stealing from your job
No.983504
No.983505
No.983506
i fucked up so bad that the thing i tried to cook
was already cooked
No.983507
>>983506
but the question on everyone's mind is:
do you suck cocks
No.983508
>>983507
I've only ever sucked my own
No.983509
>>983508
youre too much of a chunk tub for me to believe that ever actually happened
No.983510
>>983509
i wasnt always fat
i miss being able to suck myself off
No.983511
No.983512
how bout that spicy new shia
also are the retarded faggots gone
aka literal cp poster crossie and transgutterslut
No.983513
also lol at shia talking in AAVE and calling a black lady cop a race traitor
also im pretty sure he dropped a nigga or two in there
No.983514
No.983515
"you're puttin' an innocent bl-....white man in fuckin' jail"
does
does shia labeouf think he is literally black
No.983516
is shia trying to use his white privilege to get outta jail smh
No.983517
verdict: the eggs sucked until i put an assload of salt on them
No.983520
>>983519
salting the egg you r*tard
i did put a little soy sauce in there though
No.983521
we killed the wrong sister
No.983522
>>983521
wtf I love marie now
No.983523
>>983521
I always knew Marie was the best girl
No.983524
Salt is straight addicting though, I totally can see how some people get health problems from it despite them being vegetarians just from overusing seasonings on said veggies and not realizing it
No.983525
>>983521
at least there's one redeeming aspect of her
No.983526
sako can you see any of this storm?
No.983527
>>983526
I don't think there's anything over here right now
No.983528
It's actually bretty gud here in Rot-chester, I'm smoking a bowl on my porch and looking at this pretty orange moon 🌙🌙🌙
No.983529
Selling my dsi if anyone's interested
No.983530
Do you guys ever listen to your local police dispatch
So far I've heard about two homeless fistfiting in the park, a search for a dude with warrants, a stabbing, and a lost child found walking alone at quarter to one
No.983531
>>983530
i probably would but i don't have the means and/or knowhow
i'd like to see that homeless fight
No.983532
>>983531
A lot are on public broadcast bands so it's usually just a Google away
No.983533
>>983530
misread fistfighting as fisting twice
No.983534
No.983535
i was wondering why frank silva didn't come back for the new season
probably because he died in 1995 :(
No.983536
tfw officially broken up with my second gf
No.983537
i could have a gf
i could have a gf
No.983538
>>983536
thats why you have a backup gf
No.983539
breakups aren't that bad when you're poly because you've still got people to turn to
tbh
No.983542
>>983538
it's unfair to call her a backup gf
i loved the shit out of both of them
though i slowly started loving the one i'm still with more because my ex kept doing shit that hurt me and made it hard to connect with her
No.983543
>>983542
was joke, i know how poly is
i'm sorry to hear that ex was doing that, but hey, that's why she's an ex huh
No.983544
>>983542
>my ex kept doing shit that hurt me and made it hard to connect with her
don't get relatable, now
No.983545
No.983546
i think I might just be incapable of being anything but monolingual
No.983547
that or I need to find a different way to study japanese
No.983548
it made me sad when i realized every time she called me a brat, she was probably getting off on it and didn't mean to hurt my feelings
i've never been that great at playing along. i've always wanted to play my own game.
No.983549
>>983543
i still love her i guess but holy shit i cannot put up with this
you can't.... break up with someone and then tell them 'nothing has to change'
i'm not letting you use me for casual flirting lol
>>983544
>spongelord has feelings
it's......... epic..........
No.983550
>>983548
>not wanting to be called a brat
what
that is TOTALLY ABSOLUTELY my fetish
No.983551
>>983549
yikes lol
i know that feel
>>983548
sponge if what she did to get off hurt you, then she shouldn't have done it
if you aren't both into it or at least okay with it, it's just gonna end up hurting someone
so like, don't feel too guilty
No.983552
>>983550
she did it in a really mean way sometimes, i thought
i guess i'm just a brat lol
No.983553
>>983551
there was the whole pressuring me to pleasure her thing too which is decidedly Not Cool
also i just heard the door open
No.983554
i think it's just the wind but now i'm on edge
No.983555
>>983553
>pressuring me to pleasure her thing
yeah that's gonna be an Absolutely Bad Thing
also don't spoop me, you'd better not get got
No.983556
it was weird because the garage was totally closed so i don't know how the wind would've gotten to it
No.983557
>he can dehumanize women but can't handle being called a brat
No.983558
>before we were dating, flirt with gf and get huge crush on her and she starts dating someone else which made me really fucking depressed
>broke up with her gf and started dating me, mentions 'thinking about devoting herself to her ex' a few weeks after we start dating
>was suicidal for a little while and kept saying she was going to kill herself the next day
and now this
>>983552
>tfw your ex told you she was going to beat you and you got off to the idea
No.983559
>>983557
yeah but this was happening eye are ell
No.983560
No.983561
>>983559
are those people you post here not real
No.983562
the ghost of vfan gets her revenge
No.983563
tfw vfan will never beat you and call you an ugly tranny
why live?
No.983564
>>983561
they're real but there aren't any hurt feelings
No.983566
anyway i'm trying to trick this girl into falling in love with me
No.983567
i want to trick a girl into bullying me
No.983568
>>983565
chaotic evil should be chocolate syrup or something
No.983569
>>983565
>you like all the evils
is this bad
No.983570
chaotic neutral motherfucker
No.983571
bbq being used to represent only one kind of sauce is mortal folly
there are so many kinds of barbecue sauces
No.983572
>>983568
that should be chaotic good, chocolate would be actually good
mayo is shit
No.983573
>This album is downloadable for free - as we do not want pirates to profit from this music.
this is some expanding brain meme shit
No.983574
Finally
A way to not be killed by the hordes of underage children in GTA:O
No.983575
light miracle whip > gayonaise
No.983577
No.983578
this is the worst thing ive ever seen and i cant stop staring
No.983579
No.983581
No.983582
>>983580
>rumble your madcatz
i gotta use that one
No.983584
>>983583
hey dude at least he's not hilary clinton lol
at least he didn't hide the emails
No.983585
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
hey watch this drunk idiot brandish a stolen pistol and take 4+ shots to the chest while on a riding lawn mower
No.983586
>>983585
rather not thanks
No.983587
>>983586
he actually walks away from it believe it or not
he even mutters one last "ah motherfucker" as he stumbles away offcam
No.983588
>>983584
mark is a three star general btw
No.983590
>>983588
Did he just imply she might be in danger of being killed
OVER A TWEET?!
No.983591
>>983590
no? a political future numbnuts, like, a future of being taken seriously
No.983592
>politicsposting at 3am on a wednesday
No.983593
No.983594
>>983592
im wired, if it crosses my dash im gonna post it here, fun stuff or politics
also it's midnight
No.983595
>>983593
it's not wonkposting when i do it
it's just posting
No.983596
No.983597
>>983596
would you let a cute girl pee on you
No.983598
>>983597
yea when can you come over
No.983599
I want to strap jemma to my torso so I can fuck her all day as I go about my yard work
No.983600
>>983598
>anon calls you cute
w-wow
i'll come as fast as i can
No.983601
ok yeah i want none of this
No.983602
No.983603
>>983599
yardwork is pretty decent
>show a trans friend a before and after bodypic comparison
>first thing she does is compliment how toned your belly used to look
>>983602
who's BQ
No.983605
>>983603
Look up jemma
Also someone post BQ
No.983607
>>983605
there's a lot of jemmas
i just get a bunch of girls
No.983608
No.983609
I didn't understand the appeal of Futaba
then wesley started posting pictures of her
wanna fugg
No.983610
>>983609
futaba is like, 12
No.983611
No.983612
>probably gonna be homeless again in a few months
probably gonna kill myself first though
>>983606
they said kek in life is strange too
No.983614
except fuck that stupid gay cat
I fucking hate him
No.983615
>>983607
Suicide Girls jemma
No.983616
>>983611
futaba is literally 6 years old, she says "this many" if you ask her how old she is
futaba gets the child discount when she goes to the movies and museums
futaba shops exclusively in the junior's section at uniqlo
No.983617
>>983615
she's cute i guess
idk, a bit too small for me though
>tfw 6 foot trans gf
No.983618
>>983617
The better to wear as a fuckdo
No.983620
>>983619
what the fuck
why did it upload a screenshot from arakawa?
i didn't even select that
No.983621
>>983616
dont be like this
No.983623
>>983616
is he using the "she has big boobs" argument
No.983624
No.983626
>failed the exam i thought i barely passed
>passed the exam i thought i failed miserably
No.983627
No.983628
why are /pol/posters only ever attracted to autistic prepubescent anime girls
No.983629
i mean i get you're afraid of actual women rejecting you but couldn't you just be attracted to, idk
lara croft or something
No.983630
little girls are easiy targets and pure unlike that slut lara croft
No.983631
No.983632
>>983631
eh is clearley talkign about u doofus..
No.983633
Tsubasa Tiger was a good arc
No.983634
>>983632
but I'm not a /pol/poster???
I don't post on the board and I don't agree with the vast majority of their politics
No.983636
No.983637
>denies being a /pol/poster
>doesn't deny being a pedophile
my work here is done
No.983638
>>983635
i'm still mad we didnt get more filler episodes about weird dimensions
No.983639
>>983637
you implied I was both by virtue of being a "/pol/poster"
please eject yourself from this board into the nearest trash compactor
No.983640
>>983638
what is it from, anyway
No.983641
No.983642
>>983639
>he's still not denying it
No.983643
can we please ban the obnoxious tranny crossie on sight again
No.983644
>>983642
he's attracted to underage girls
so fucking what
No.983645
>>983644
please don't reply to my posts
No.983646
>>983645
you sound pedophilephobic :/
No.983647
youre lying if you say that you didnt want to have sex at 14 with a fat hairy 19 year old
No.983648
>>983647
i mean i'm not saying i didn't
No.983651
The new Wolfenstiens are epic I can't wait for 2
No.983652
>>983565
>no sweet chilli
shit chart
No.983653
whatever happened to hillary getting locked up anyway
No.983654
No.983655
>that thing white people do to figure out if youre racist or not
christ leave me alone and just use the internet
No.983656
No.983657
making a small racist comment or joke and obviously watching intently for my response
i know what youre doing and im having none of it
No.983658
uhh actually thats not real and never happens :)
No.983659
why are there minecraft shows on amazon
No.983660
>>983659
everyone wants a slice of the minecraft pile
No.983661
*In soccer mom voice*
Oh, my son is so creative on that mind-craft! He's gonna be a computer whiz when he grows up :)
No.983662
>watching persona 5 bad ends
>if you fail to do the gangster's palace in time, makoto is drugged and turned into a prostitute, and all she can say is your name
No.983663
>>983662
>drugged and turned into a prostitute, and all she can say is your name
n-nice?
No.983664
No.983665
>new best of the worst is up early unlisted on youtube for patreon backers
>posted on /tv/ before it even has 30 views
c u c k e d
No.983666
>>983665
can i get a uhhh link
No.983667
>>983666
sorry buddy u gotta give to the patreon to get the videos now. mikes gf needs more jewelry
if you dont give to the patreon how is jay supposed to afford the leg lengthening surgery
rich evans needs to eat, you know. and he needs to eat a lot
i cant come up with insults for the rest because who gives a shit about the canadians or poopoo peepee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebb8baFaQ-s
No.983668
i wish i had jades sleep robot
sleeping is scary...
No.983669
No.983670
>G20 violence prompts calls for new curbs on anti-capitalist militants
>German politicians call for Europe-wide extremism database as minister says events highlight ‘leftwing scene’s readiness to use violence’
cant wait to live in a neoliberal totalitarian state
No.983671
did u guys see that movie crumb? that movie makes me feel the same way this board makes me feel a lot of the time.
No.983672
No.983674
i want a whole album that sounds like ice castles
No.983675
>>983671
hsg should be a place of blood and despair
No.983677
>>983675
haha no it's more like clammy perturbation
No.983678
you ever look at something and can feel their shit taste coming from the screen
No.983680
how can Jim look so drunk but also act so awkwardly at the same time
No.983681
>>983678
all the things conspiracy theory ppl think about jews are actually true of gfurs
No.983682
my mom wants me to get her a microsd card and im getting insanely mindflooded by negative reviews on all of them
No.983683
>>983682
grant senpai how did u meet ur wife dude
No.983684
>>983683
four chan dot org
No.983686
>>983684
oright u did the online thing. thats not fair...
No.983687
tfw i will not marry my dear blood chan
: (
No.983689
>sources in the fake media aren't real
what about when the source is literally trump jr
is he fake too
No.983691
So if the judges decide that DTJ was out of line with his solicitation attempt, does that make all of DTS's campaign faulty and it makes him eligible for impeachment? Or will they just put DTJ on trial for it and no one else?
No.983692
>>983691
i dunno i'm not a lawyer
but to keep the rest of the campaign clean, djt jr would have to prove that his dad had absolutely no knowledge of the meeting
and apparently soon after the emails, djt made a speech where he implied he'd have seriously damning information on clinton very soon
and then that information never really appeared
so he probably knew about the emails and that would implicate him in the collusion charges
also he can just pardon his son lol
No.983694
If DTj gets tried and convicted then pardoned by his dad I will hope off the trump bus.
No.983695
>>983694
...you're on the trump bus?
yikes
No.983696
>>983694
why would you be on the trump bus in the first place?
No.983697
No.983698
also if you don't fully expect trump to pardon his own son you're a loon
No.983699
How does hsg feel about girls with nipple piercings?
No.983700
No.983701
>>983699
>girls
soul devourers
No.983702
>>983613
>>983609
i saw her first wise guy, back off
No.983703
No.983704
>>983702
>>983609
she's 15 you creeps
No.983705
Ban trannygutterslut and literal cp poster
No.983706
>>983653
She's bought too many high officials.
No.983707
vote tumut for president, then immediately impeach him once he's banned clit and the cp guy
No.983708
>>983704
theres no such thing as age in anime!!!!!!!!
No.983709
>>983704
well for wes it was fine for him to date her since he literally just graduated HS.
Sako tho, He's like 20 or something.
No.983710
dumping thick, goopy homestuck references into futaba until her mind goes blank
No.983711
>>983709
it isn't for either of them
No.983712
>>983708
you've literally posted cp before so maybe you shouldn't chime in to this dicussion huh
>>983709
nah man
nah
No.983714
making futaba addicted to your homestuck references by putting them in her coffee every morning.
>>983712
okay its half your +7(rounded down I've heard, but i've also hear rounded up) and wes just turned 18, he's right at the borderline.
No.983716
>>983704
do you find couples with only a 2-3 year age gap to be gross
No.983717
>>983714
nah that isn't a hard and fast rule you moron
an 18 year old dating a 15 year old is sus at best and illegal at worst im pretty sure
>>983716
>it's just an age gap
age gaps are fine, but not when the younger one is literally 15
No.983718
>>983716
it is when one is in high school and the other isn't
No.983719
remember 13 year old vriska and 19 year old meenah
No.983720
also are we gonna ignore that i was talking about sako, too
No.983721
>>983718
technically she hasn't entered high school yet
No.983722
>>983718
wes just graduated 3 weeks ago.....
>>983717
Romeo and Juliet laws are a thing.
No.983723
i think there's functionally little difference between 15 and 18
both are fucking retarded children
No.983724
>>983721
that's even worse!
No.983725
>>983724
15 is highschool age though?
youre either a freshman or a sophomore at that point.
No.983726
No.983727
edmund mcmillens new game is out
im not gonna play it
but neat
No.983728
actually i think she would have entered high school at that point but due to plot reasons, she's been a hermit in her room for a while
No.983729
No.983730
>>983722
oh okay, you're right, it'd be legal in some cases depending on specific state's laws
it's still creepy
No.983731
No.983732
we can all agree that sako wanting to fuck a 15 year old is creepy though right
No.983733
18/20 year olds liking an anime 15year old: bad
shota fics: good
No.983734
>>983729
tell me the name of 1 (one) person on HSG fuck-worthy
No.983735
>jimbo lecturing anyone about fucking people too young
No.983736
>>983734
well we got a lot of pedos here so angel is a given
No.983737
>>983726
so she's still the same maturity/education level as an american highschooler, but because of different education systems, she's not in japan highschool
>>983732
yes, sako is a fucking pedo.
No.983738
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No.983743
also are you guys literally playing "whos more problematic" right now
No.983744
its too hot to have good arguments
No.983745
>>983739
does height indicate how good your posts are?
No.983747
>>983743
no, we're just discussing the rules engagement for an 18 year old just out of highschool fugging a 15 year old.
No.983748
>>983745
kinda sorta but also i think spongo was drawing yaldabaoth
No.983749
listen buddy you can be as much as a pedo as you want but the minute you start actively partaking in videos and pictures of actual real life children being abused you're a real nasty piece of shit
No.983750
>>983745
no it indicates how shit you are
No.983751
this discord server im on had a channel i liked and posted in a lot and right now it's being overrun by gays
i think it's all over
:,(
No.983752
>>983750
so I'm not that shit?
I thought i was considered really shit with my posts?
No.983753
>>983751
start throwing them off the rooftops
No.983754
I liked that i was paired up with jimjam on one side and bsb on the other
and its my favorite bsb pic too
No.983755
its only 85f
but this room has like
the worlds worst airflow
im fuckin dyin fam
the hallway with 0 windows or air flow at all (there's a small hallway between that hall and the outside too) is far cooler
fucking
fpiss
No.983756
>>983753
i mean theres even other channels for it i think why'd they have to take my thing i liked
No.983757
>>983752
you're mostly up that high for the sake of being on par with sako, your nemesis
No.983758
this is the dark souls of rooms
No.983759
>>983756
it's what the gays do
they wouldn't be the gays if they didn't take everything they could
No.983760
>>983757
but i thought sako was really shit too?
No.983761
2 of the windows open up into a wall that's like, maybe 4 feet away
other one has a maybe 15 feet? gap that leads to a neighbors window
No.983762
gays can't ruin anything they make everything better
No.983763
>censored puffy vagina
damn
No.983764
No.983765
>have a normal brand logo
>make a limited time only rainbow colored variant
>profit
No.983766
>>983765
capitalism is performative hell
No.983767
phew the owner of the server said i could take over another dead channel
based!
No.983768
>>983760
it's a complicated chart
you can still be high up if your posts are shit, but only if they're infamous, like sako's tantrums
see: vfan, hellstrider
No.983769
where do i go on the chart
No.983770
>>983764
grant are you gonna ban the literal pedophile or not
No.983771
grant are you gonna ban the literal cp poster or not
No.983774
No.983775
>>983770
i mean
he didnt do it here
and he gave some excuse that he posted it as shock value or something and i am inclined to believe it because every single one of his actions screams "i am a socially crippled weeaboo who doesn't have any friends but desperately wants them"
but ultimately he didnt post anything like that here so i don't care
No.983776
you heard him, folks! that means it's dumb shit for fags!
No.983777
No.983778
>>983777
neat sneaky intro thing
i'll read that later
how long?
No.983779
>>983768
but sako's tantrums are low????
No.983780
>>983778
not very, just a few pages and some short videos that are really just text
it's ending on the 15th
No.983781
>>983775
>he posted it as shock value
thats an excuse for lolicon or something, not an excuse for real images of children being abused
No.983782
>>983781
where did he even post it though?
No.983783
>>983780
oh
like maybe i'll just wait til it's finished to read it
No.983784
No.983785
>>983781
>thats an excuse for lolicon
excuse me i dont post lolis for shock value i post them because they're hot af
No.983786
>>983781
i mean
i dont know what the image he posted was
i don't know if it was like, hardcore penetration in all orifices or some bikini child model
>>983782
some other shitty board
No.983787
No.983788
>>983786
what about the guy who posted his real life underage penis on this board
No.983789
it was so long ago it doesnt matter
No.983790
>>983786
consider: he's also very annoying
so thats like what two strikes do me a favor
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>>983788
that puts me in a very tough position, i've been pondering
i guess my opinion is to be lenient because he is actually retarded, and it was himself and not some legitimately abused child
i did say that i would grab him by the shoulders if i ever met him and slam my forehead into his and give us both concussions
maybe i said i would do that to sako, actually
>>983790
hes not that bad imo
he's like, the white noise spectrum of the spectrum
he's not you know, doing what me and sako and jim and etc do and just constantly intentionally stirring shit up, he's very easily ignorable
No.983793
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No.983795
>>983792
>he's very easily ignorable
he constantly avatarfags though
No.983797
>>983795
and... wears..... a name........ which is................ easily............................... filterable.......................................
No.983799
>>983792
he is a higher level pedo though
pretty gross yknow
No.983800
filter "i mean" to "i <3 dicks" lol
No.983801
remember when it was thought eszett's photos were underage and the witch hunt to get her banned
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>>983801
at that time i was not administrator, i was a free agent
No.983804
the matrix but all the agents are grant
No.983805
oh hey, fcc is gonna kill net neutrality
awesome
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>>983806
good job, can you copy and paste other words too you inbred
No.983809
>>983805
Concept: assassinating the Comcast board of directors and ending their kikery once and for all
No.983811
>>983809
>implying that would change anything
the fcc chair is a verizon guy isn't he
No.983813
>>983769
bottom of the barrel
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>>983815
i don't remember their posts at all except that one where they posted a pic of their ass with grant written on it
No.983817
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>>983817
he was anon excluding the hsg stats post so it's hard
No.983819
No.983820
does that cute wendy girl ever become important in gravity falls? if so, when>?
No.983821
>>983820
what do you mean by "important"
No.983822
>>983821
like is she featured more than 20 seconds per episode
No.983823
>>983822
in the ending i think lol
No.983824
No.983827
>>983825
this body shape is kind of bizarre
No.983828
this is it
the funniest high story ever
No.983829
its been too long since ive shaved
No.983830
im pretty sure Wendy is only in the show because she's based on a girl that Alex Hirsch had a crush on as a kid now that I think about it
No.983831
>>983826
all i see is davekat
No.983832
>>983828
the funniest high story is the third reich (they were pumping ya nigga adolf full of drugs)
No.983833
>>983832
you're straining the definition of funny, I think
No.983834
>>983831
take off your wonk-goggles lol
No.983835
>>983833
i'm sure his bloated wheelchair-bound megalomaniacal antics were hilarious, we'll just never see them
No.983836
>>983835
you make a compelling point
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No.983838
>>983834
i've gotta back anon up, that looks just like davekat
robot au davekat
i really like their design for 9 tho
No.983839
>>983836
god willing, we'll get to see similar behavior from trump once his health starts to decline and they start pumping him full of pep pills and whatever else
No.983841
maybe they should lower the minimum presidential age from 35
or put in a maximum
No.983842
>>983838
I know, they've got a point. I just wish that wasn't the case
they didn't have to make juice and nine so humanoid except to ship them i guess
No.983843
>rich evans does voice stuff in the new edmund game
wtf
No.983844
>>983840
*disables read receipts*
No.983845
>>983826
>10 has lunchlady arms and body
typical
if she wasn't drawn as a satellite, she would be black i bet
also 9 looks too much like karkat, it's trash
No.983846
>>983843
he's also a VA in a new cartoon
No.983847
No.983848
even juice doesn't look that good
can't tumblr make something that breaks their stagnant artstyle and direction
No.983849
>>983846
honestly out of all of them hes the one who deserves good things the most
No.983850
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>>983848
tumblr has more than one artstyle you moron
No.983852
actually i think the art really makes me upset because it resembles that one awful humanstuck undertale pic where everyone is tumblrfied
No.983853
>>983827
nah dude it's okay the ass's fat enough
No.983854
it looks neat but im not buying it lol
No.983855
there's the "black skin and red nose" artstyle
the SU artstyle
and the strawman comic artstyle
No.983857
whats gonna be the next gimmick trend that young artists cling to instead of learning to draw properly
No.983858
>>983852
>humanstuck undertale pic where everyone is tumblrfied
imagine going back to a time where this made 0 sense to you
No.983859
i want mountain dew code red
No.983860
>>983858
I'd have to be about 12 to not know what any of this means
No.983861
i just really want the comparispns of 17776 characters to homestuck to stop
9 isnt karkat
juice isnt dave
dont draw em like that
No.983862
>>983861
I thought you were into it
No.983863
>>983857
20's cartoon style
No.983864
>>983861
then why the fuck did you post literally that
No.983865
9 really is not karkat, they aren't that similar.
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No.983867
>>983865
they both have red text
it's open and shut
No.983868
>early access fire pro wrestling game on steam
No.983869
>>983867
karkat has gray text you dumb fucking IDIOT
No.983870
>>983867
literally when did karkat have red text
No.983871
>>983864
i literally didn't even notice it until someone pointed it out
and now I like the art less tbh
i like 10's design
>>983862
nah i like 17776 as its own thing
No.983872
gonna gamble on some slightly smelly slightly off-color chicken
wish me luck bros
No.983873
>>983870
read the fucking comic
No.983874
>>983873
it was grey the entire got damn time
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No.983878
here lies anon
he died of 3rd degree diarrhea
No.983880
ya boy, and mine, (the world's boy, really), Cohen,
No.983882
karkat is into cuckcore movies
No.983883
i wasn't paying attention and i didn't figure out why the asian business woman is now forced into being a maid
love the racial tension tho
No.983884
No.983885
>>983876
>>983877
>using red text counts as using it in the entire 8000+ paneled comic
shut the fuck up
No.983886
>>983885
*using red text once in one conversation
No.983887
the end is nigh has a good soudn track
No.983888
i wish i could compare my legs now to my legs from a year ago
should've been taking legpics
No.983889
caliborn is a repressed tranny
No.983890
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No.983891
well if 9 is karkat cuz of the text
juice is actually dirk
No.983892
>>983890
aw i was hoping for the big wolf
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>>983885
he said he never used it and all I did was prove him wrong
No.983895
>>983893
that big huge furry monster?
oh okay that works too
No.983896
>>983891
no juice is clearly davesprite
No.983897
was caliborn a metaphor for andrew hussie's repressed fondness for womanhood
No.983898
juice is dave, 10 is nannasprite, and all the people playing football are consorts (the cannon operator is the mushroom farmer)
No.983899
as long as itms a big furry monster with a huge dick i dont care
>>983896
oh right forgot about him
No.983900
>>983897
>fondness for womanhood
i know you love projecting but he literally did everything he could to destroy everything female about him, dude
No.983901
another typo
two of the gray PCGs are written as CCG instead for some reason
No.983902
>>983900
i mean hes still in a womans body, technically
No.983903
i honestly dont ship anyone in 17776
No.983904
>>983900
well yeah
that's what trannies usually do when they're trying to repress
No.983905
>>983902
it's a hermaphrodite's body not a woman's
No.983906
>>983905
thats like 50% woman
its all woman if you round up
No.983907
james "I love bestiality" dambro
No.983908
>>983902
it's as much a man's body as it is a woman's body, and that's pre-fusion with all the other males that comprise LE
No.983909
you know, this episode the guide says you should skip is one i'm finding pretty entertaining
and i'm not even high!
No.983910
>caliborn gives himself autism by destroying the female part of him
really boggles the noggin
No.983911
>>983909
he's not even high! aaah!
No.983912
im still disapponted homestuck did't end with a giant cherub ouroborus fuckfest
No.983913
>windom earle sneaking around in a fake mustache and wig and a goofy suit
big lol
No.983914
>we never saw a doomed caliborn
it couldve been great
No.983915
>War for the Planet of the Apes is about the alt-right!!
Nah
Shuddup
Die
No.983916
>>983904
ah, yes, the most typical symptom of dysphoria, destroying the sentient female being that also inhabits your body and feeling incredibly satisfied and comfortable because you've done so
No.983917
we still have the epilogue...
No.983918
if only hussie finished homestuck before his untimely death
No.983919
it's too bad calliope was a horrible character
>>983916
usually people react to dysphoria by trying to 'beat' it and be as masculine as possible because they don't want to transition
i don't think caliborn was ever satisfied or comfortable though
he literally retarded his development
No.983920
>>983914
would've literally been epic
>>983912
i still think it's bullshit that lord english did basically nothing in the last flash
also that cherub planet was never mentioned again, i don't think
No.983922
>>983919
i'm not gonna tell you not to have your headcanon i just think it's dumb. by this standard caliborn functions way better as an ftm than a mtf
No.983923
guys
caliborn is a transguy
cmon
it's obvious
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>>983926
this but epicly literally
No.983928
>>983915
is this because of the poster where one of the apes has a blue coat that sorta looks like that one coat the black twitter activist guy wore once?
No.983929
caliborn is a MTF (MoTherFucker)
No.983930
>>983922
i'm not actually serious
but
caliborn is just a really similar to what happens when people try to overcompensate for being trannies
>pic related
No.983931
remember when this guy's gimmick was posting his shitty beard instead of being saltlick but more retarded
No.983932
>>983930
lolll. do you have more of those?
caliborn never struck me as that, i think he knew what he really wanted, and did everything he could to get it. and he did
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>>983928
No the villain is an ape hating authoritarian human supremacist with gorilla slaves and leads a bunch of army goons
No.983935
>>983931
even with the retard addendum saltlick deserves way more credit
No.983936
I'm glad that fat grandma left me
No.983937
>>983932
you could probably search the trip on the LGBT archive
according to huss he kinda stunted his own mental development, and the whole 'angry at everything' thing isn't that uncommon, though i guess that's more typical of the wounded male archetype
it's just an interesting parallel
No.983938
I bet cletus would like centaur's worries
No.983939
I bet cletus would like centaur willies
No.983940
i get that whole "tranny half life" thing though, it's hard to be out all the time. maybe that's why i haven't ordered those anti-androgens
also i don't have any money lol
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>>983940
that's not even it
it's just
a lot of people panic and either don't think of starting transition as an option, or don't want to do it because they're afraid of being freaks
so they try to be really masculine and overcompensate as a result and usually act really retarded in doing so
>used to be an unironic /pol/fag because i had to cling to traditional gender roles for validation
No.983944
>>983936
Wtf I was NOT in a relationship with saltlick
Why did my phone add "me"
No.983945
two thoughts just occured to me in quick succession
>LE being defeated kinda likeCherubimon (Evil) by Calliope (either by herself or as a fusion like LE) by her recombining with Caliborn and becoming a whole Cherub again
and
>Calliopesprite and Calibornsprite fusing into Calmasis
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No.983949
I've really gotta kick the habit of wiping my mouth on my shoulder. I don't usually wear white and now there's a green stain on my shirt.
No.983950
Where did mr marshmallow even go
Vfan kept coming back over and over but salty just dipped
No.983951
>>983945
that could've been cool but hussie probably forgot what calmasis was supposed to be lol
No.983952
horizon zero dawn was really fun
when the dlc comes out i want to stream it for my gf
No.983953
>>983948
I would be really glad if he dumped me he was uggo
No.983954
>>983950
umbridge wasn't as deranged as vfan
No.983955
>>983950
we're buddies on snapchat, i think they left for mental wellbeing
No.983956
>>983954
i saw her on mtfg one time
it was kind of amusing
No.983957
i want to stream my weiner into this pink haired girl's butthole
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>>983954
Rather stable for a tranny tbh yeah true
No.983960
>>983956
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>her
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<saltlick
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>>983958
she posted her face
then i replied with "is this saltclit jfc"
then she was like 'and which one of the sorry souls i converted is this' (something like this it was a while ago)
and after i replied she ghosted me :o(
No.983962
i forgot how was LE defeated again
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>>983962
2mg progynova taken thrice daily, 50mg cyproterone in the afternoon
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No.983967
no but vriska locked him inside of some kind of item IIRC
so he's still alive
No.983968
>>983962
The power of Hussies stand
[FAST AND LOOSE]
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>>983951
all i ever wanted was calmasis
more than davekat even
No.983971
>>983965
I want vriska to do ME
No.983972
the weak should fear the strong
No.983973
>>983972
god i wish that were me
No.983974
>>983970
all i wanted was more felt
which is why i wasn't too disappointed with collide
i'm still upset we didn't see LE take on any wacky forms, though. a stubby snake sarcophagus thing. some weird shit his god tiers let him do. him but with more goofy cosmic weapons, etc
No.983975
i used to identify with caliborn
good times
No.983976
>>983974
the felt were garbage in collide, most of their powers got ignored
No.983977
i identify with season 3 dale cooper
The Evolution Of The Arm gave him what are basically magical abilities but then The Evolution Of The Arm's doppleganger turned him into a retard before he could make it back to our reality
No.983979
but what if mario... was on drugs
No.983980
"got magic but was subsequently made a retard" may be my favorite plot point in anything ever
No.983981
words don't really do it justice. it's so fucking good.
No.983982
>>983979
god i wish that was me
No.983983
the only good thing about twin 🅱️eaks is the theme song
No.983984
>tripping on LSD is fun as balls
>microdosing on LSD fixes my adhd
>can't order more until the end of this month
i think... i'm gonna have to be... responsible........
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>>983983
have you watched any of the new season? it's incredible. it's the most original thing on television right now
No.983989
>>983987
Channel Zero is an American horror anthology television series created by Nick Antosca, who serves as writer, showrunner, and executive producer[1]. The series was greenlit for two 6-episode, self-contained seasons, slated to air in the fall of 2016 and the fall of 2017 on Syfy.[2] Storylines for the series are based on popular creepypastas. On February 9, 2017, Syfy renewed the series for a third and fourth season.[3]
No.983991
i was worried something might sneak into my house and try to kill me the last time i tripped
but now that i think about it, it was almost more of a craving than a worrying. i was hankering for some sort of strange combat. this is because i'm having video game withdrawals, i guess.
No.983992
>>983662
>>watching persona 5 bad ends
>>if you fail to do the gangster's palace in time, makoto is drugged and turned into a prostitute, and all she can say is your name
christ i didn't even think about bad ends existing, i had just assumed there'd be some generic game over screen like you get when you die
>>983734
mister
No.983993
>>983990
wanna hit that with a sledgehammer
No.983994
and now, HSG presents, looney tunes in 2017:
>bugs bunny digs towards the foreground and emerges from a hole
>starts eating a carrot
>*crunch crunch*
<ehhhh
<what's up 🅱oc?
No.983995
>>983989
>>983990
i'm not sure what point you're trying to make but it sounds interesting
No.983996
>>983993
I want to play it like a xylophone with two sticks
No.983997
mspa style comic about SCPs
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No.984001
>dick tremayne becomes more relevant to the plot
how could anybody tell you to skip these episodes
No.984002
>Makoto gets mindbroken
>Futaba kills herself
jesus christ I'm glad I never failed a dungeon, but that's pretty hard to do anyway but I did only get Kamoshida's on the last day because I didn't really know how palaces worked
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>>984003
no one in particular, just thinking about reggie's weird intro for e3
No.984005
i never got an answer to what the fuck this guy was talking about
No.984006
>>984005
he...just...tweeted...it....
No.984007
>>984005
donald jr admitted the kremlin were helping the trump campaign
No.984008
i wonder how the people who made twitter feel
their social media platform is one of the most important avenues of communication on the planet and has been the backbone of so many wide and varied political movements and actions
No.984009
>>984005
he's a reporter doing a story about ties between trump and russia, the story was minutes away from being published when jr posted the emails
No.984010
>>984007
>>984009
oh ok i understand the context now. i knew it was something about baby trump talking about russia but i didn't really understand what he was doing about it
No.984011
>probably technically addicted to jerking off
at least it's not an amphetamine!
No.984012
>>984011
the first step is admitting you have a problem
No.984014
>>984012
is it a problem, though? like, i'm burning calories, and isn't this supposed to be super good for my prostrate? i'm just virile!
No.984015
i'm just taking care of my glands! my fucking glands!
No.984016
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
this is a good video please watch it
No.984017
>>984014
have fun with your low testosterone, inability to cum when fucking and whatever psychological handicaps you attach to it
No.984018
>>984017
>inability to cum when fucking
sponge doesn't want to have normal sex my dude
No.984019
>>984017
The low t is a meme
As long as you're not beating off 5 times a day you'll see a slight dip (which you would also get from having normal sex)
No.984020
>>984019
>As long as you're not beating off 5 times a day
i think the epic lad is though
No.984021
>>984018
a grill has never made him cum i thought he was bummed about it
but thats what happen when you jerk off to often
No.984022
>>984021
he didn't sound that bummed about it
No.984023
i'm kind of bummed about it
there's a whole different half to the issue comprised of intimacy problems and performance anxiety and etc tho
No.984024
when do i get to le fuggin die
No.984025
sometimes i do jerk off five times in a day, but it's usually around three. the last time i did adderall i was beating off for almost eight hours in a row I think.
No.984026
>>984023
the times when i manage to stave off masturbation are the times when im most capable of dealing with that sort of thing
theres also the whole other issue of what youre using to jerk off cause that shit rots your brain
No.984027
>>984025
someone needs a chastity belt
No.984028
yeah dude, time to cage the cock
No.984029
i'm pretty bummed I haven't made a guy cum desu
No.984030
time to cage my little weiner!
No.984031
smh why do vegans have to kinkshame vore
No.984032
and thus began sponge's journey in becoming a sissy slut
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>>984033
a process that hopefully is inflicted on the entire planet within the next 25 years
No.984036
A good wank is better than bad sex tbh
No.984038
>flat mates hosting a party
NO
No.984039
>>984038
just tell them not to invite you
No.984040
the people you care about are a sack of shit and are (hopefully) getting sidelined for a while
No.984042
>>984038
just plant a fish somewhere out of view so it fuckin stanks the place up to where no one will want to come
No.984043
>>984039
i wanted to eat food
also they all hate me so theres no chance of that happening
im just caged like a rat because people are everhywhere
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>>984035
>forced fem
cute, as long as it's not really demeaning and gross (probably means youre trans too)
but i will never understand chastity cages
No.984047
>>984046
i thought being demeaning and gross was the whole point of it
No.984048
>>984047
well like
to me there's a difference between "forced fem" and "forced fem and also being fem is bad" right? maybe that's just how i see it
so i prefer it without the kind of deragatory words and stuff that make it seem like being fem is bad
No.984049
>>984047
that's the point of this entire planet!
No.984050
the difference between "ooh youre a girl now im making you into a girl" and "ooh youre a dirty bitch slut now youre worthless now"
No.984051
>>984050
i mean i'm not gonna lie I do like it more when it's soft and "nice" but i'm also usually fine with it otherwise.
>>984048
>forced fem and also being fem is bad
I don't really htink there's a "fem is bad" it's a "fem is weak and/or sexually submissive"
No.984052
goofy fucking dies to a rock
No.984053
everyone's taking it super fucking seriously too this is hilarious
No.984054
>>984052
he got better it was just a little more brain damage
No.984056
at least DANCE WATER DANCE sort of lived up to its meme since his fight's pretty annoying
No.984057
>>984055
eri
its been so long
No.984058
feeding this cute scarred girl shortcake made me forget what it's gonna happen soon
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>>984058
cut a hole in the cake and put your dick through it
works every time
No.984062
>>984058
how's that anyway
No.984063
caveposting was a good meme
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>>984065
why are you just now playing katawa
No.984067
>>984065
oh dude
oh my poor, naive dude who thinks i'm playing KS
No.984068
>>984067
its that touching feeling game right
how is it
No.984069
>person im following started selling nudes the moment they turned 18
eugh
No.984070
>>984069
at least they waited
looking at you wes and eszett
No.984071
>>984067
oh
the fuck you playing
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>>984071
headpat simulator
No.984075
>>984071
the headpat thing
No.984076
i actually played hanakos alpha route and its pretty fucked
she ends up in a mental hospital and has to take lithium so she doesn't kill herself
No.984077
>>984074
...huh
okay lemme head to vndb
>This game is about becoming intimate with a slave girl.
go to jail
No.984078
>>984077
are you retarded
don't answer that of course you are
No.984079
league of legends sucks huge stink balls but they have this character Jhin that is cool and i wish there was a videogame centered around him
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No.984081
jinx is lol right, not some other badgame
No.984082
>>984078
woah, dude, it was a joke
is that not the right one?
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No.984084
they also have this character called tahm kench and hes a catfish with a southern drawl and vores people
No.984085
>>984082
some guy had her as a slave and abused her and gives them to you
you can choose to continue to abuse her or to treat her as a daughteru, of which most people chose the later, with one of the options being "pat head"
No.984086
look at this mouth and tell me they didnt make it hot on purpose
No.984087
>"Go To Bed" written in pink
you aint foolin me bitch thats no sleeping!
No.984088
league of legends has cool characters i wish the game was fun
No.984089
the artist draws a lot of "taking care of unwell/sickly girls" stuff
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>>984090
yeah it gets pretty edgy
hisao dumps her medication because he doesn't like her acting all emotionless, then she appears to briefly act like her old self before jumping in front of a train
No.984094
GIMME THE CHOCOLATE, HISAO!
No.984095
>>984093
>hisao dumps her medication because he doesn't like her acting all emotionless
goddamn wtf hisao
No.984097
hisao prefers his girls suicidal
No.984098
>>984096
why did you post a thumbnail
No.984099
literally every girl is out of hisao's league
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No.984105
help
donald trump learned how to use email
No.984106
>>984076
i was considering lithium but apparently it can cause weight gain so
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man who attempted to groom actual child on the internet lectures someone else on the morality of beating off to anime characters
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>>984108
don't care
ann is 16 but i still wanna bust inside her
they aren't real
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there are things more immoral than beating it to a fictional character
like grooming children wonk
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>>984109
>wanting to fuck worst girl
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imagine for a moment, if
instead of beating off to toddlers
you could be having sex with an actual woman
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we all know about sako's pedophile tendencies we don't need to discuss them every thread
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Weary Face Emoji Eggplant Emoji Splashing Sweat Symbol Emoji
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sakos going to see the emoji movie
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tae takemi is the best girl from persona 5
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>>983712
>Japanese VA: Aoi Yuuki
BEST GIRL CONFIRMED
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don't call sako a pedophile, he doesn't like it
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>>984123
you arent allowed to make good posts
stop it
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>>984124
he makes better posts than you usually tbh
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>>984123
the lupin is a nice joke
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>>984126
The naturo, code geass and splatoon made me have a giggle
I don't know most of the characters
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>>984128
poorlyplannedcomics.com
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>>984127
the protagonist's "real" persona is Arsene, as in Arsene Lupin
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>>984129
the real source pls
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making akechi kaworu is shit though, kaworu is a much better character than akechi
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>>984131
no read this instead
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>>984133
i can read both things
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this video has passed "Gangnam Style "as the most viewed video on YouTube
and it's a good song
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>>984137
thank you so much
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i'm glad "jeb furry comic" is in my google history
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ok look being trans is pretty fucking shit
but being able to flash myself in the mirror is pretty cool
also the orgasms are incredible
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>>984142
this touhou seems a bit...lewder than normal
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so he's like
a really ineffectual incubus?
i love it
also, the pool could be filled with other things, i'm just saying he missed an oppurtunity here
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>>984144
>the pool could be filled with other things
wonk
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>>984144
[cue tavros post]
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>>984147
the guy was in there for a reason, i'm just sayin'
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posting a good failure succubus instead
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>Russian Officials Overheard Discussing Trump Associates Before Campaign Began
>WASHINGTON—Investigators are re-examining conversations detected by U.S. intelligence agencies in spring 2015 that captured Russian government officials discussing associates of Donald Trump, according to current and former U.S. officials, a move prompted by revelations that the president’s eldest son met with a Russian lawyer last year.
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During a closed door meeting earlier this year, the ATF is reviewing what gun regulations to eliminate with leaders from firearm industry leaders, law enforcement, and advocacy groups, The Trace reports.
Citing an agenda from the meeting held in May and June, which the website had obtained, attendants were asked to consider: what impact current regulations have on gun-violence prevention; what regulations need to be “repealed, replaced, or modified;” and what regulations are outdated.
im gonna cum in my jorts
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maybe i'm too... rapacious
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i take it wonk would have pissed on that gross kid
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im so close to having the perfect vamploli deck
so close
I only need 7310 more vials to craft all 3 cards i need
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how to spot a (FAKE)pedo: uses loli/shota to describe children
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buying the vampy alternate leader cost me 500 rupies i could have spent on card packs but it was worth it
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au where you can't turn youtube's autoplay off
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au where you pee from you holes
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au where you don't have a butthole and poop from your dick
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>>984154
it's a gross incubus demon actually
and i never said that's what i would do
i'm just saying that was a missed possibility the demon missed out on
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au where homestuck never existed
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>he's not a 12 year old boy he's actually a 12,000 year old incubus demon
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>>984165
you didn't say you wouldn't do it either
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>>984170
and if you notice in that response i also didn't say whether or not i would do it, i just commented on my belief that it should have been done
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oh hey
new music from the grubbels
who wants to translate the lyrics with me
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>F/SN has three routes: Fate, Unlimited Blade Works, and Heaven's Feel.
>After completing Fate, you'll unlock UBW, then GF, after completing all 5 endings for the 3 routes you will unlock Last Episode
>100% F/SN getting all five endings, last episode and all 40 dead ends will take you 4 days
this is a lot of shit for my tiny pea sized brain to process
should i trust in grant and do it anyway
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male genitals are kind of shit
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genie jafar was marginally less of a joke, but still a joke
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>>984175
>trusting grant
>playing a visual novel
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>>984178
I'd trust grant over you
what's wrong with visual novels
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>>984179
nothin i just figured me saying "don't play it" would be enough to make you play it
i really don't care either way, but F/SN has never interested me
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always do the opposite of what wonk says
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I'm the :o) to jimjams :o(
Best buds forever
We're gonna get an apartment and a three legged dog
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>>984183
you have that backward but the rest is good
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Dinner: two steaks and a lobster
👍👍👍👍👍👍👄👄🙏🙏🙏🙏😌😌😌😌
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warning: sensitive material
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do i play fate with or without the bad porn segments
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>>984187
can ed handle it against one of the z fighters?
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>>984190
he could certainly beat yamcha
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>>984197
it says pokemon RIGHT THERE
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>my uncle says that DJT Jr "just met with some russian bimbo, what's the big deal"
goddamn dude
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>>984200
sucks, doesn't it
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>>984200
I missed the "Jr" part of that and kept on reading that as "Daily Japanese Thread".
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>iraq in ancient times
we are the heirs of mesopatamia and sumeria, our learned men are renowned throughout the known world
>iraq now
boom boom pashtun sand land
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>>984201
having a person in my family who lives with his head up his ass? yeah it does suck
he's also said that "25k /year for college is basically free" and we had to take time to like, explain to him that that's actually expensive for a good chunk of people
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So i'm 9 hours into my first legendary campaign.
I think it's going pretty well so far.
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do you guys think cheers or frasier was the better show
i laugh at frasier way more, cheers is more of a sensible chuckle show for me
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>>984206
never watched either
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