Here is your direction, newfag.
Step 1: If female, skip to step 2, if male, obtain a sex change operation and become female.
Step 2: Obtain and stockpile large quantities of brown/black makeup
Step 3: Apply brown/black makeup to all visible areas of skin until you resemble a nigger.
Step 4: Obtain new driver's license/documentation stating that you are a black female or gender nonbinary person.
Step 5: Apply to any tech position, anywhere (alphabet or microsoft are highly recommended)
Step 6: Enjoy your new job.