I want to make a simple text-based RPG. The problem is I only have a phone, and I don't know which programming language I should use. I was thinking of maybe assembly, but, I'm lazy, average IQ stupid, and I'm barely getting anywhere with that.
What resources do I need? Maybe I could do all the programming at the library and save shit to a USB drive, but, libraries in my area are pozzed to the point that you probably can't upload/download anything on them, for safety reasons.
I really want to do this. I've had the idea for this game for months, but have gone only so far as to complain about how my idea doesn't exist yet, on /v/ and /b/.