Alright let's give it a shot then
Me:
>20 / M / Kentucky close to Indiana
>6'3, chubbyfat (working on it, was 300 now I'm 250 long way to go), white, brown hair, bluish-green eyes
>In school for accounting and working shitty retailcuck job
>Live alone, Little one-bedroom apartment, my own 'meh' car, but at least I'm independent
>Assertive, confident, genuinely don't care what people think about me
>Dark deadpan sense of humour
>Like my alone time
>Pretty introverted although I do like to go to the park or go to the movies every now and then
>Spontaneous to a fault, almost dropped everything and moved to California on a whim
>Generally pretty happy with my life for now
Her
>White / Hispanic / Asian
>Shorter than 5'8", skinny/medium/chubby build, red/brown hair, blue/brown eyes
>Hourglass / Pear bodytype. Nice hip to waist ratio, ass, tits, etc. Attracted to the whole "fertile" look I guess.
>Loyal is the most important trait. Mandatory. I can't make you love/like me but if you want another guy then break up with me first, I'm a big boy I can handle it
>I expect there to be communication about what it is you want and what you think about the relationship because I'm not a fucking mind reader
>I expect everything to be equal and both of us to take equal participation in the relationship financially
>Able to admit when you're wrong (I'm the same way)
>As far as political / religious / economic views are concerned, I don't mind anything as long as you aren't a pretentious bitch about it
>Everything can be summed up by saying just be mature