[–]▶ No.67295>>67334 >>67340 >>67403 >>67634 >>67827 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
Here's my pic for shit-tier fictional crushes that are shit. I mean some popular waifus, like Braixen, aren't shit, but these ones are shit.
▶ No.67309>>67316 >>67321 >>67325
>Braixen
>not also shit
Braixen's earhair is disgusting
>>67307
also this
▶ No.67316>>67360
>>67309
>Kass
never see him ever
>Yossi
Aren't only like 3 or so people attracted to her?
▶ No.67321
So is everyone just posting whatever popular ones they can think of?
>>67309
>Braixen's earhair is disgusting
Some actual discussion here at least.
Kass was FotM for sure.
>>67307
Eerie and Yossi don't seem popular enough to be overrated, and one guy getting a supreme hardon for the character doesn't really count.
They're more than literal who status, but it's hard to call them overrated when they're only sorta popular.
▶ No.67323>>67333 >>67353
I can tolerate shittalking Lucario but you leave our precious Sylveons alone you goddamn brute.
Also Gardevoir is the blandest, most boring fucking thing anyone can have for a "furry" waifu.
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>>67309
DEATH TO ALL WHO INSULT KASS!
ALLAHU KASSBAR!
▶ No.67333>>67335 >>67353
>>67323
Thank you for saying it. I never understood why anyone could find that weird green ballerina thing attractive.
▶ No.67334>>67337
>>67295 (OP)
> I mean some popular waifus, like Braixen, aren't shit
Delphox>Braixen
▶ No.67335>>67339
>>67333
maybe because it's very protective of its master
▶ No.67337
>>67334
No. I disagree. Delphox body type is too adult proportions and that long fur skirt not look good. Braixen is younger body type so more sexual proportions and attractive.
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>>67335
Causes blackholes to protect its master. Yeah ok. Fucking Pokedex entries, I swear.
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>>67339
>Causes blackholes to protect its master. Yeah ok. Fucking Pokedex entries, I swear.
I'm pretty sure a lot of these are exaggerated
▶ No.67346>>67399 >>68005
>>67340
>late 2010, the show premieres. Lots of threads about it on half /b/.
>Watched the episode, enjoyed it, joined in on the discussions.
>3 episodes later
>Okay, that's enough. I was probably enjoying it ironically anyway, but I'm bored of it now.
>Surely in just a few more episodes, everyone else will forget about it too.
>8 years later
>the front page of e621 continues to stay flooded with MLP shit.
>searching any of my favorite fetishes on FA brings up mostly MLP shit
I want to live in the universe where MLP came and passed without leaving a big greasy pastel-rainbow stain on the fandom.
▶ No.67353
>>67333
>>67323
When people are asked which pokemon they'd fuck but they don't actually want to fuck pokemon, they say gardevoir because they think it's the most human when it's clearly a fucking shoggoth twisted into a humanoid frame.
>>67341
Hotter than the surface of an indian elephant.
▶ No.67357>>67362 >>67389
I will never understand why people find pokemon attractive. They're not sexy and the retards that drool over them have trash taste
▶ No.67360
>>67307
low hanging fruit
>>67316
it's actually only 2 and both of them are low functioning autistic phoneposters who never even write anything about her, unlike Eeriefag, who's high functioning. no clue how yossi even came to mind for that guy. so few people even acknowledge eerie and yossi exist.
▶ No.67367
I consider Pokemon overrated entirely because it's just a toy gimick. Digimon at least had a better show and characters in comparison.
MLP does nothing really sexually for me, and I watched the first 2 seasons and dropped it.
I'll never understand the fascination with Nintendo characters in general. Krystal might be sexy when done by a particular artist, but that's only because they warp her into something entirely different than what she is in-game.
A few others that come to mind are Toothless; Miss Kitty from Great Mouse Detective, Peg from Goof Troop and most any Disney shit girl.
▶ No.67383>>67394 >>67403
>Renamon
>Loyal, protective, stoic, /fit/ and capable fox waifu with actual personality and top tier singing voice
>Shit
That said, afuckton of art furries made of her is fucking trash. Niggers don't even know where the character came from, nor are they even close to the original design
▶ No.67389
>>67357
The earliest pokemon porn from the late-90s early-00s looked really bad, but then artists discovered new ways to make anything look sexy.
▶ No.67394>>67408 >>67453
>>67383
Compared to Beelzebumon she doesn't change as drastically. I agree that much fanart is trash, but I can't help if I add a little to the mountain at times. Renamon and Ruki is best ship.
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>>67346
>>searching any of my favorite fetishes on FA brings up mostly MLP shit
the fuck are your favorite fetishes that most of the content is ponyshit?
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>>67400
*this faggot is one
▶ No.67403>>67404
>>67295 (OP)
>Shittalking Renamon
>putting Braixen on a pedestal
Did you even watch Tamers you contrarian cunt? Twigfox is vapid, pandering garbage.
basically this >>67383
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>>67400
DOn't fucking talk shit about my nigga israel murderer ever again bitch or I'm gonna have to release some danger from my chamber
▶ No.67453>>67455 >>67497
>>67408
>>67394
I can't help but dislike the tones of male rejection in yuri, but they're still cute.
▶ No.67455>>67497 >>67552 >>68212
>>67453
You can just have the German, male Renamon with Ruki, which is just as good.
▶ No.67497>>67552
>>67408
You know it!
>>67453
What >>67455 said.
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>>67497
>>67455
But then you lose her voice. There is no winning...
▶ No.67589>>67594
Every eeveelution is shit. They're the mlp of pokemon.
▶ No.67594>>67599 >>67608 >>67628 >>70400
>>67589
But Vaporeon is the sexiest!
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▶ No.67608>>67628 >>67657 >>70400
>>67594
I fully agree. She always had dat ass compared to the others.
▶ No.67628>>67701
>>67599
>>67594
Jolteon is the best BOY
>>67608
>she
Fuck off
▶ No.67634
>>67295 (OP)
Agree Lucario is overrated. He is in that weird spot for me where his actual/original art from games is utter shit, but some artist manage to draw him passable. Still can't believe he got such huge following.
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>>67657
Or he, that won't change dat ass.
▶ No.67690>>73386
Lucario, Renamon, and Sylveon can't technically be waifus, as they are species, not individuals. you can, however, have a renamon-waifu, a lucario-husbando, and so on
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>>67662
>>67628
It would be nice if you could provide example images so we could make a better judgment.
▶ No.67704>>67706 >>70400
>>67701
Not as great as Goodra's ass tho.
▶ No.67705>>67709 >>67710 >>67789
All pokefurs are overrated garbage tbh
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>>67704
I want to be that cboy (or one of them in the case of the third image)
▶ No.67709>>67713
>>67705
titfucks, my dear renamon. titfucks.
▶ No.67710>>67711
>>67705
breasts are not for feeding, they are for this
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>>67710
But I'd rather bed a flat renamon than a hyper boob one any day.
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>>67711
that's like, your opinion, man
▶ No.67713>>67715
>>67709
If that renamon was a male and still had tits, hnnngh
▶ No.67718>>67723
>>67715
He's a very good girl. Go on anon, suck him off, you know you want to~
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>>67718
of course i want to. SO badly. like you wouldn't believe.
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>>67723
You should elaborate, anon~
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>>67728
i dunno what you want me to elaborate on, so here's a better question: knot or not?
▶ No.67731>>67732
>>67729
Without a knot, it's generally girthier and just a good solid fuck
But with a knot, you're gonna be trapped on Renamon's cock for a long time
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>>67731
i dont ever want to leave her dick
▶ No.67733>>67751 >>67759
>>67732
>When he makes you swallow it to the hilt, and holds your head there with his legs, and spreads your bum with their hands so other mons can take target practice at your hole
▶ No.67734>>67735
Renamon thread? Renamon thread.
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>>67735
more trap Renamon it fills a void in my heart
▶ No.67743>>67744
>>67742
is it just me or am i the only one to think his makeout animations are kinda gross
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>>67743
I think that's the point
▶ No.67746>>67788
I wanna have a tug to Renamon now, should I sit on a toy or suck on it? And should I pretend its a boy or a girl?
▶ No.67751>>67998
are you guys using Hydrus? i have about 1800 pictures tagged renamon so far, and many more yet untagged
>>67733
i'd rather call it a she, renamon will always be my "girl" if you know what i mean, even if she's the one pounding me full of cum
▶ No.67759
>>67733
>petting your head as you hilt her to the brink.
>"There there, you're doing fine. Good boy, good boy."
>wrapping her legs around you to keep you there after the session ends.
▶ No.67760>>67766 >>67816
The fuck happened here? Did this become another husbano/waifu board?
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>>67760
We're discussing overrated characters anon
▶ No.67768>>67770
>>67766
here's 2 of them having fun they're overrated for a good reason
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>>67768
I think it'd be overrated if Krystal stuck her hyper knotted cock inside Renamons.
haha
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>>67746
Just pretend they're there with you. Riding Rena sounds much nicer.
▶ No.67789>>67816
>>67705
I want to experience the sensation of running my hands across her flat chest and soft tuft fur.
▶ No.67810>>68019
>>67445
I say it because I want him all to myself
:^)
▶ No.67816>>67977 >>68051 >>68115
>all this dickgirl renamon
You're doing an awful job guys, she deserves far better than this futa shit.
>>67760
Contrarianism got shut down by hard truth.
>>67789
At least there's hope for one of you.
▶ No.67827>>67828 >>67831
>>67295 (OP)
I'll be the first person to bring up this latest blues clues bullshit phenomenon out of nowhere because apparently sssonic2 is the leading trend setter in the furry porn industry now and the apex ruling popufur
Literally a meme husbando/waifu/whatever the fuck becasue dude muh childhoodz XD share on facebook for a free coffee
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>>67827
sssonic2 can make anything fuckable
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>>67828
By using pre-insanity 'thicc' sunibee proportions apparently.
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>>67827
So let's play the long game. We'll use him to make bugchasing popular, then there'll be a ton of shitty characters, HIV will pop up everywhere in the fandom, and it'll explode from within
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>>67829
yeah sunibee is what happens when you go too far, sssonic2 managed to keep it in a perfect equilibrium. thats why he's still so good
▶ No.67977>>67991 >>68024
>>67816
>Experiencing what it feels like to unwind with your golden-furred fox digimon after a long day.
>Baths together
>Lots of sweet smelling shampoo to keep her fur nice and soft.
>Running your hands through her fur and brushing it.
>Sleeping in bed together; platonically, of course.
>Making sure her gloves are kept clean and well maintained.
>Playing with her.
>Seeing the city with her carrying you around.
>Trying to help her be more sociable.
>Getting her to smile for you.
>Holding her paws.
>Dancing with her.
▶ No.67991
>>67977
Then comes the sodomizing
▶ No.67998>>68011
>>67751
Hydrus is a nice idea but the program performs so fucking poorly for me. I can't scroll down without it crashing, and attempting any kind of Sort causes the program to crash as well (not just unresponsive, but actually throwing exceptions). I have like 8 gigs of files but I'd have to imagine the client can deal with much more than that, otherwise it would be worthless.
▶ No.68004
"overrated" literally just means "popular thing I don't like"
cry some more
>>67307
A character has to be popular to be overrated, Eeriefag.
▶ No.68005
>>67346
>crying about seeing things you don't like on e621
too retarded to use the blacklist, are we?
▶ No.68011
>>67998
have you updated it?
it seems you're the one who has a problem because im 70k images in and its working perfectly. the only times it might slow down to a cripple is when doing the actual tagging, for example, if you type the name of a namespace, the list will try to search ALL tags of that namespace, that massive search cripples the program, but that seems like an easily fixable thing, just have to report it to hydrusDev
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>>67400
He used the pic that I requested Crackers to draw.
>>67810
>I say it because I want him all to myself
>not sharing goat
Goat is everybody best friend
▶ No.68020
>>68019
i dont think asriel is waifu tier for me, but i would definitely fuck that little goat ass into oblivion
▶ No.68024>>68030
>>67977
>Getting her to smile for you
Jesus anon, my heart can't take this shit
▶ No.68030>>68097
>>68024
Best fox deserves to smile!
>piggy back rides from her.
>Calling her onee-sama
>falling in love with her
>letting her keep you warm when it gets cold.
>making her delicious food.
>telling her what you learned in school.
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>>67816
behea;d those who insult benis
▶ No.68052
Did my post actually get deleted
▶ No.68097>>68103 >>68201 >>68263
>>68030
Lose the onee-sama and you've got a deal.
>>68051
Benis is perfectly fine, you just need to stop stitching them on to busty "women".
▶ No.68103>>68185 >>68309
>>68097
I just don't think Renamon with a human dick is attractive.
A canine phallus or vagina would be better.
▶ No.68115
>>67816
>tfw you will never get to cum in her ass and jack her off at the same time
▶ No.68185
>>68103
Weirdly enough I never see Renamon with canine genitals despite the obvious fox heritage.
▶ No.68201
>>68097
Damn I wanna blow that cock in the 3rd pic
Brb
▶ No.68212
>>67455
That is an awesome pin-up.
▶ No.68246
Imagine having as bad taste as the OP.
▶ No.68263
>>68097
Women with vaginas are weird tho
▶ No.68309>>68317
>>68103
animal genitals are weird though
▶ No.68317
>>68309
Why do you even like furry stuff then eh? Just stick to humans
▶ No.68441
Lucario is a shit waifu/hasubando if the buddy is using one of those slutty versions.
Stoic and discliplined Lucario is top tier.
▶ No.68461>>68504 >>68559
Toothless. What do people see in this dragon that gets them stiffy? Why not Storm Fly? Wyverns are neat imo.
▶ No.68504
>>68461
I just like pictures of Astrid fucking toothless
▶ No.68559>>68777
>>68461
Toothless lacks two draconic qualities that makes lizards so hot: a well-defined snout and predatory teeth. People who want to fuck a nightfuries have an unhealthy childishness or a hidden frog fetish.
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▶ No.68571>>68575
Kitty Mouse
Peg from Goof Troop
Maid Marian
▶ No.68575
>>68571
>Peg from Goof Troop
Oh fuck, for some reason I'm picturing a YTP in which they take an episode of Goof Troop and replace her entire voice track with clips from Peggy Hill.
▶ No.68642
>Overrated
Just say "Popular thing that I don't like" so that the thread's a bit more honest.
▶ No.68643
>>67996
>He didn't soft reset
>While working for good IVs and/or shiny.
This is why Braixen and Sylveon are good waifus: because you had to work for them.
Delphox is better though
▶ No.68644>>68661
>>67996
what if 87.5% male means that they're male in every way except for their genitals
▶ No.68661>>68727
>>68644
7/8 Slyveons are faggots
1/8 Sylveons are cuntboys
▶ No.68727
>>68661
But you imply that the cuntboys are straight, meaning that they wouldn't be able to find love within their own species on account of there not being any girls within their species 'o'
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>>67408
There will never be a comfy after story with Ruki and Renamon getting along at home, Ruki attending highschool and trying hard, going to places with Renamon and romantic hugging and tenderness.
▶ No.68777>>68779
>>68559
>frog fetish
I laughed so hard and then stopped. Omg i cant even believe it. The style varies so much but they all have that same round face.
▶ No.68779
>>68732
Such a tale is too lacking in edgy battling for the digimon franchise...
>>68777 (checked)
I wasn't joking, Toothless is a mockery of what dragons should look like.
▶ No.68950>>68952 >>68956 >>68959
>renafags derail the thread
>renamon is literally the most overrated waifu in the entire fandom
fuck off digifags are worse than pokefags
▶ No.68952>>68965
>>68950
This
Asriel > Renamon
▶ No.68956
>>68950
>derail
are you stupid or do you just want to complain about something and this seemed like the perfect thing?
▶ No.68959
>>68950
Except Renamon already looks sexy in its source material and Pokemon are feral, dumbass. Except maybe that stupid sex lizard which Nintendo invented just to make people horny. Because Nintendo is like Disney, making people horny all the time in secret with their fanservice.
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>>68966
i prefer futa toriel to asriel, but i'd take asriel femmy goatboy ass any day
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>>67704
>>67608
>>67594
This is where they belong.
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>>70400
It sure would be nice to blend all the eeveelutions out of existence.
▶ No.70425>>70432 >>70434
>>70400
jokes on you faggot, vaporeon will just turn into water and then reform whenever you turn the blender off
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>>70425
That only works when it's in water, retard.
▶ No.70434>>70466
>>70425
So don't turn the blender off.
▶ No.70436>>70441
i will fuck any eeveevolutions because they're all cute and smol
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>>70436
I want all the eeveemon boys to piss in my ass
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>>70432
Shut your fat mouth you pathetic excuse for a human, pic related.
>>70434
you'll get annoyed by the sound or it'll overheat and eventually fail and he'll just climb right out
▶ No.70469>>70473 >>71005
>>70466
If it could do that instantly then it would never take any damage in battles. The fact that it ever takes damage means that means that it's vulnerable when it isn't in liquid form, and the liquid form isn't something that happens instantly and effortlessly. The word used is melt, and melting takes time to happen (even if just 1 second like in pic related). You blenderize Vaporeon before it realizes it can evasively melt, you'll kill it.
▶ No.70473
>>70469
that's not a very fair argument considering the universe of pokemon you can fight literal pokemon gods. in the situation of the blender it'd absolutely dissolve in time not to get hurt unless it was a literal retard vape, which in that case good riddance
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>>70402
Blend this *whips out dick*
▶ No.70477>>70481
>>70466
This is the same series that uses indian elephants as a metric and has birds flying faster than the speed of light and shit. By using a little bit of basic logic and common sense, it's not difficult to figure out that what vaporeon is actually doing is camouflaging itself so it appears invisible in the water, but seeing as you clearly have the same intelligence level as a retarded child with no parents, you assume it's actually becoming water.
Now shut the fuck up and get in the blender.
▶ No.70481>>70484
>>70477
that gif clearly shows it turning into water. there is also another scene from the series where it literally turns into water. how about YOU shut the fuck up and get in the blender
▶ No.70484>>70518
>>70481
what if instead of blending each other you have sex with each other
▶ No.70494>>70695
>>70492
Females trying to be lewd just makes me go "what do you want with me"
▶ No.70498>>70695
>>70492
That dog dick is literally bigger that the whole of her scrawny neck.
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>>70494
Do you explain that you're homosexual in any and all social contexts without prompting?
>>70498
What's better than huge cocks and slender necks?
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▶ No.70704>>70737
Whoever goes here and claims asexuality just doesn't get laid IRL but still wants a nice fap.
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>>70704
whats wrong with a nice fap
▶ No.70763>>70764
>>70737
Absolutely nothing, unless you have NO relief from doing so.
▶ No.70764>>70779
>>70763
Who's said anything about "relief"? Orgasm releases a short burst of oxytocin and dopamine. That's all we're after. That's all anyone's after, really.
▶ No.70779
>>70764
What if you wanna go for a truer, deeper form of that which signals the psychological associations of "relief" (or, y'know, general goodness) than that of spiking your hormones up?
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▶ No.71010>>71016 >>71041 >>71067
All feralfurs are disgusting gateways into beastiality and should be thrown into a volcano
Mammals are shit too, post flat faced scalie
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>>71010
that's not furry art and you're not a furry. get out.
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▶ No.71021>>71056
>when pokemon are considered furry but anthro snakes arent
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>>71010
Just like all cub is a gateway into pedophilia, right? Fucking moron.
▶ No.71043
>>71041
Yeah it is but pedo is hot af
If u want to fuck a dog on 4 legs you are a zoophile sorry its true
Unless its a pokemon, then youre just an autist.
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>>71021
Looks more human than anthro
▶ No.71059>>71066 >>71079
>>71056
Most kemono/anime furries do
they dont give em' snouts.
▶ No.71066
>>71059
That's not kemono either. Go to >>/kemono/ and you'll see no such characters. That's technically kemonomimi, but snakes don't have ears, so I don't know what you'd call it. I get that you're trying to fit in kobayashi, but it's not going so well.
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>>71010
>monstershit
>namefagging
fuck off, nigger.
>>>/monster/
back to your shit board.
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>>71059
You sure it not just a human with snake-like features?
▶ No.71084>>71102 >>71110 >>71111 >>73224
>>71079
>the definition of furry is a human with animal features
i mean, he used to be human, he might just have scales & a tail now but i consider him anthro
▶ No.71102
>>71084
>The snake dude was Kabuto Yakushi
Didn't see that coming
>I mean, he used to be human, he might just have scales & a tail now but I consider him anthro
I guess so, it feels like a stretch but I can see your point.
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>>71084
He is not furry, at all. This is monster/mutate.
Also stop namefagging. Quickest way to garner hate.
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>>71084
By your logic Tieflings from DnD are furries.
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>>73220
How is Freya overrated? I barely see her get mentioned.
▶ No.73386
>>67690
You are incredibly wrong.