Well, the fact that she's just standing there and hasn't killed me yet means she's petty and insecure, likely waiting for me to beg or start groveling for my life, with that delay I have a moment to act.
By her edgy, revealing appearance I can tell she's vain as a mother fucker, so i'll start with flattery to throw her off, once she takes her eyes off of me i'll summon up all the raw tard strength I have to throw her off her feet and wrestle that shitty peashooter away, then i'll send her back to secondlife hell.