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File: a7ced414d0395e4⋯.png (149.85 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1519357222.jiant101_lolo_g….png)

 No.64160

>Wake up

>See this

What do?

 No.64163

>>64160

What the fuck am I looking at?


 No.64179

pull out my concealed carry and shoot it


 No.64181

>>64160

pinch myself to wake up from the dream I've been put into


 No.64183

Well, the fact that she's just standing there and hasn't killed me yet means she's petty and insecure, likely waiting for me to beg or start groveling for my life, with that delay I have a moment to act.

By her edgy, revealing appearance I can tell she's vain as a mother fucker, so i'll start with flattery to throw her off, once she takes her eyes off of me i'll summon up all the raw tard strength I have to throw her off her feet and wrestle that shitty peashooter away, then i'll send her back to secondlife hell.


 No.64197

It's a fucking Pokemon. The most she'll do is just repeat her name over and use retarded moves. You are safe.

>unless its one of those FC things, in that case I would laugh. Putting a 'gun' on something as dumb as a Lopunny shouldn't invoke fear but laughter. I can't take it seriously.


 No.64198

Vomit


 No.64199

File: a0ed6e775497d7c⋯.jpg (877.92 KB, 2560x2022, 1280:1011, exnm4V5.jpg)

>>64160

Explain to the rabbit how gun sights work.


 No.64201

>>64160

*unzips katana*

*teleports behind u*

psssssht.....nuthin personnel kid......


 No.64379

File: bb7cc92f32a9da7⋯.jpg (14.21 KB, 480x360, 4:3, SFM porn.jpg)

kill myself because this looks like a stereotypical shitty SFM image. So many people in SFM can't get lighting right. It doesn't help that Source Engine's lighting engine is as dated as hell.

On top of that, the textures make me feel like I'm playing minecraft on a calculator.


 No.64581

File: 9504ccb6771c885⋯.jpg (59.89 KB, 640x640, 1:1, picture of myself.jpg)

*telefrags into thon*

Trying to get me in my sleep huh? Not bad... but not good enough...


 No.64587

I thought I was on /v/ for a minute there.

I don't know if that's an insult to /fur/ or to /v/ but it's an insult.


 No.64626

>>64179

the only correct answer


 No.64640

I had to stare at that for a few seconds to tell what the fuck I was looking at.

So get shot while being confused af I guess?




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