/fur/ - Furry

find me a woman that can take 36 inches that actually exists

Women want death by impalement apparently

I thought they liked dogs more...oh wait that's us.

The average woman has a vagina 6" in depth upon full arousal. The average woman experiences severe pain or discomfort upon having their cervix poked. Literally every "survey" you've ever seen that posits that women like dicks over 8" in length is straight-up lying. They don't. They CAN'T. End of story.

I don't even fuck women, but this drives me nuts because it's so absurd. It's like saying that people like to eat ice-cream with gravy ladles, when you know goddamn well it won't fit in their mouths.

The irony is that most women who try to shame guys over dick size are feminazis that don't even have sex because "all sex is rape".

>>63824

the cervix meme needs to be put to an end.

Ever sicne I found that fact out, I've had nothing but resent for porn where the dick enters the cervix and nuts in the fucking uterus.

>>63849

That's not ironic, that's exactly what you'd expect.

All of y'all are forgetting about the other hole.

>>63868

/r9k/ science everybody

Where do you think the length of the horsecock would go even if let's say the vagina stretched to take the girth? Real life is not furry porn sadly

I'm a female. I only mention it because it's relevant to the topic, and may lend some credence to what I say.

Big dicks are way fucking overrated.

Average is superior. Small and tiny are also fine, especially if Mr Mcdude is cool with adding like, toys/kink/oral to make take the experience from 'neat' to 'fucking awesome'.

Big. Dicks. Hurt.

I'm pretty sure most women feel the same. I know at least one overly-endowed dude who's still a virgin because he can't find anyone who's game to try out his cunt-destroyer, and plenty of girls I have talked to have bitched about taking something out of their league and just not feeling right for days. Days.

I had a friend come to me on day 3 after their Big Dickin', and ask if I thought they needed to go to a doctor, because it still hurt to sit, and they were worried.

tldr

Take it from this cuntastrophe:

A big dick might look stylish. It might be amazing for porn, a visual media. But real life shuns the massive donger. Average penis master race.

>>63923

It's completely reasonable to assume that nature would evolve the average vagina to be the same size as the average penis. That said, it's interesting to note that the average human rectum is also about 6" in depth, before you hit the s-curve of the lowest colon. One wonders why nobody ever mentions that when they say anal sex is "unnatural".

The vagina tends to conform to the size of the dick it's taking, so size for the most part doesn't matter, unless you got micropenis. If she's says you're too small, just tell her she's too loose; it goes both ways. The only place a big dick is useful is in a loose vagina. Or a big mouth.

>>63923

>I'm a female

>on a small website

>on a small board

>showing up in this specific thread

hmmm

>>63938

Vagina can stretch for girth to a large degree (never forget a baby's head can come out of there) but not in depth other than through normal arousal. That would require some very fancy anatomical witchcraft to lift the uterus and other pelvic organs upwards into the abdominal cavity. It's just not going to happen.

Best dick for a woman is 5-6" in length and as girthy as possible. You can get up to full chode status before it's too wide for her, but that's not something you really see unless it's also a really long dick. Then you get a 9"x7" dick that's thick enough to please, but he can only thrust in halfway.

>>63923

Even despite the fact that you have a legitimate reason for revealing your sex,

I'm sorry, but in the image board tradition, we must play the classic game of:

TITS

OR

GTFO!