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Do we have an s/pokemon thread?
▶ No.4324>>4899
Would you an Icetales, /fur/?
▶ No.4326>>4331 >>4338
it took them years but they finally implimented a pokemon that is my fetish: Salazzle.
What the actual fuck. I want one.
▶ No.4331>>4337
>>4326
>imblying Nidoqueen wasn't fur bait back then
▶ No.4337
>>4331
> not a furry when nidoqueen was new
> she was part of my main team
> brought her along basically everywhere
> was way too young to understand
> years later furry
> nidoqueen is basically my fetish
> look back at shit like what she does in stadium
I somehow blame Nidoqueen for this.
Remember the age old r34 fantasy/setup of 'pretty young trainer has fully mature pokemon who seduces unsuspecting trainer into pokephilia'? Sometimes using poisons, psychich powers or something like that? This feels pretty much like the mental counterpart of it.
▶ No.4338>>29432 >>29553 >>45588
>>4326
What fetish would that be?
▶ No.4899>>4900
>>4324
>implying anyone wouldn't an icetales
Also posting a few I like, incoming dump.
▶ No.4917
This'll be my last one for now, enjoy the smut, you filthy animals.
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▶ No.5674
Garchomp is one true lizard waifu
▶ No.6684
>>6482
I am not sure if this is a bot post or a legit claim
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▶ No.7062>>7094
>>6920
Those last 3 pictures give me chills...
Get it? Hyuck hyuck hyuck.
▶ No.7094>>7118
>>7062
God damn it, Carlos
▶ No.7118>>7134 >>7136
>>7094
>tfw Gale Wings got nerfed
▶ No.7134>>7136
>>7118
Not to mention Rock got a priority move. They really want to stomp out the Talonflame, they aren't wrong either. Though I love the little swiss army breeding tool.
▶ No.7136
>>7118
>>7134
That nerf was dumb. If wanted to tone done Bravest Waifu, the should just added reduced damage to GW
▶ No.7166>>7178 >>7193
Im just happy I manage to only go through 8 eggs to get a shiny vulpix. Not the best nature but neither does it hinder it too badly either.
Also postin porn of my current team, well half of it anyways
▶ No.7178>>7180
>>7166
Those pics also gender accurate? Cause if so, nice team.
▶ No.7180>>7182 >>7193 >>30277
>>7178
Yeah I tend to run a all female team, Hell I even autismo out to get a female starter. I REALLY lucked out with my shiny vulpix being female as well. If Ima run around with pokemon, I rather do it with bitches then dudes.
I haven't even beaten the game yet and Im rebuilding my team from ground up with the EV training, so Im aiming to keep them all females as well.
▶ No.7182>>7184
>>7180
Same here, except for this gen for some odd reason. Incineroar just seems like he's a bro, you know?
▶ No.7184>>7189
>>7182
I classify it under the Machamp effect, Big bruly Circus bro looking Tiger. Though I totally would love a Fit Girl Incineroar. I can see him a total bro in any case.
▶ No.7189>>7190 >>7198
>>7184
Hell yeah fit girls.
Something that I've been really upset with is the rockruff evolution guidelines. I want the night form but got sun. So I can't really breed one.
Reason I got Sun if I like moon form so much? The sun legendary is sooooo superior to bat.
▶ No.7190>>7192
>>7189
I got moon due to the rockruff evo line. Plus half the time I play the game would be at night, so Moon worked out best for me. You CAN catch a midnight form on Vast Poni mountain,
Thats where I got midday from of a lycanroc. I bet you just have to play at actual night and catch one. Then you can always do the whole IV training and all that stuff to get them where you want em.
Damn Praise the sun indeed
▶ No.7192
>>7190
Yeah, that's how I got it, and with the IV training now there less absolute requirement to breed. The only thing would be for egg moves, natures or hidden ability. Aside from nature, there's not much requirement.
Unnnnh, I want a shiny Sazzale even more.
▶ No.7193>>7195
>>7166
That vulpix has best have snow warning or you just wasted all your effort and luck.
>>7180
Vulpix has a 75% chance of being female so luck didn't really have much to do with it.
I would post a vulpix at this point but literally everything I have has already been posted.
▶ No.7195>>7196 >>7197
>>7193
Well shit, it doesn't oh well, not like I had to work for a long time to get it, it literally took me less then a hour to breed and hatch them thanks to flame body. Might go with my timid no shiny one then who does has snow warning. At liest I got a shiny thats all that maters to me. Who knows i might get another someday.
75% well That explains that. Good to know, Now if I really wanted to go full autismo I would burry myself with Salazzle eggs to get a shiny female
All in all I just might keep her around for eye candy or something, not having snow warning is gonna be a bitch but a shiny is a shiny and Im happy at that.
▶ No.7196>>7197 >>7199
>>7195
Vulpix actually has 2 really good egg moves you have to do some shinanigans to get. One is getting... I think moonblast onto a pokemon it can breed with, and theres also an ice move that acts as super effective against water (why was that not already the case?)
What you really need is a foreign pokemon.
▶ No.7197>>7199
>>7195
If you ask nicely I might be able to put a timid shiny vulpix with snow warning up on the GTS for some random bullshit. Maybe even a shiny female salandit too.
>>7196
Moonblast, freeze dry and encore are the egg moves you want.
▶ No.7199>>7200 >>7207
>>7196
Actually THAT's What I got, and from wonder trade at that! A jap vulpix with Moon Blast and Freeze-Dry.
>>7197
That would be boss as fuck for a shiny salandit, though I don't have much to offer. Pretty please!!!! And thank you based anon
▶ No.7200>>7202
>>7199
All I need in return is a random somewhat hard to get pokemon with a specific gender and level range so some random fuckhead doesn't take it before you do.
That image is loss btw
▶ No.7202>>7203
>>7200
Shit, I can trade my lvl 53 female Decidueye, but I dont got many hard to get pokemon or odd lvls other then my base team around lvl 50 ish
▶ No.7203>>7205
>>7202
Better yet, post some random shitmon asking for salandit and tell me the level/gender.
▶ No.7205>>7206 >>7208 >>7456
>>7203
Ok: Female lvl 27 trubbish Trainer name is David
And posted as soon as this pops up Trainer pic is a side profile picture
I know lame using an actual name, but fuck it its my fucken adventure
▶ No.7206
>>7205
Better than dickpuns or stolen character names.
▶ No.7207
>>7199
That uh... shiney salandit... its female right?
▶ No.7208>>7209
>>7205
Some fucboi lurking this thread got to it before I could.
▶ No.7209>>7210
>>7208
Ok lets try this again, lvl 14 female whimsicott same info other wise, damn fucbois
▶ No.7210>>7211 >>7214
>>7209
Inb4 I get like 4million salandits and not one shiny...at lest it was a jap salandit, so all else fails I can breed the bitch to death...and end up with a make shiny salandit
▶ No.7212
You've gotta have a few weird ass pokemon around, or maybe one close to a level up evolve? Just pump a few rare candy into one to give it a fucked up level.
▶ No.7214
>>7210
Fucking nigger tits, I swear someone is just throwing these fuckers at me. This time its korean.
Thanks bro, lets try this again:
lvl 11 magikarp female
▶ No.7216>>7217 >>7218
>>7211
Shiny w/ poke virus...I Fucking LOVE you man, you just made my Ev training a world easier.
I cannot express my sheer joy and my thanks for this!
So I'll just dump some porn instead
▶ No.7217
>>7216
I take it this means you finally made the trade? That's pretty cool.
▶ No.7218>>7219
>>7216
I have a million more that I'm gonna WT off now. If anyone else wants one, hope you get lucky.
Implying anyone would give a random stranger a legit shiny
They also all have IVs for hp ground
▶ No.7219>>7220
>>7218
Starting now? Cause even if not legit, i want in on this shit
▶ No.7220>>7223
>>7219
I'll probably be at this for a bit, but good luck randomly getting one. You could try posting something on GTS asking for either and hope the invisible fucboi doesn't grab it.
▶ No.7223
>>7220
I put up a level 10 pichu for a sand, Trainer name Adam.
▶ No.7224>>7225
I realize now it would have been way funnier to only make 1/8 of the salandits I WT female. Maybe next batch.
▶ No.7225>>7227
>>7224
I don't know if you'd get caught for this, but making a few Sallazle males just to confuse people would be funny.
▶ No.7226
HA!
>Get a shiny Salandit
>Its male
The sheeer joy of them going from OH shit its a shiny to oh shit its a male
▶ No.7227>>7228
>>7225
Not possible. Online functionalities have a built in legality checker that prevents anything that's not within legal parameters. I learned this when trying to send out albanian electabuzz that would evolve and try to learn 7 moves at once.
Also this captcha can eat a billion dicks in hell.
▶ No.7228>>7229
>>7227
Hopefully it'll go away now that we have the whitelist. Super not needed anymore.
Any chance of getting that Vulpix for a 31 klefki while you're still here?
▶ No.7229>>7231
>>7228
Don't doubt the power of autism, the instant it comes down he'll find a way to spam.
▶ No.7231
>>7229
You know what, you're right.
And I heard that sentence in the voice of that guy from the "Behold the power of cheese" commercials.
▶ No.7235>>7237
If anyone else has a waifumon they want, I might be willing to magic one up and trade on GTS so long as it's legally obtainable.
▶ No.7237>>7238
>>7235
how about a shiny rowlet? A shiny Dedicueye looks badass, female of course dont know what nature is best for her though sience her Attk and sp.attk seems to be equal
▶ No.7238>>7240
>>7237
Say what you're putting up. Can also nickname if you want.
▶ No.7240>>7241 >>7245
>>7238
I've been naming my Birbs: Sylvia, because why the fuck not
Putting up a male lvl 3 yungoos, Trainer is David,
▶ No.7241>>7243 >>7244
>>7240
You just reminded me that I need to nickname a trubish David Cage.
If you've been watching the best friends playthrough of omikron... you know why.
Also Captch per post is gone.
▶ No.7243
>>7241
Shit, you BO or something?
▶ No.7244>>7245
>>7241
Mother fucking chinese, lets try this again:
lvl 5 metapod female
▶ No.7245>>7246
>>7240
>>7244
Just a tip, this works better with pokemon that aren't dirt common and giving the gender makes it easier for me to find you.
▶ No.7246
>>7245
Sorry about that, and once again Thank you so much
▶ No.7294>>7299 >>7311
That feeling when you EV train up 2 pokemon to cap... then forget to save before you turn off the power.
This is the first time in forever that I made such a mistake, I'm such a tool.
▶ No.7299>>7303
>>7294
Ouch. Sorry about that, anon.
▶ No.7303>>7311
>>7299
It isn't to bad once I figured out how to SoS train.
The only problem is I had the full teddyursa setup for X/Y horde battles and that spoiled me.
Also, just found out EV island exists... so now that I've got a full roster anyways I'll probably be using that whenever I grab a new poke.
▶ No.7311>>7315
>>7294
If you're capable of getting power items and pokerus you can ev train super quick. Basic pokemon that only gives 1 ev+8 from power item x2 from pokerus x2 from sos battles gives 36 per ko which means you need exactly 7 to get 252 in a stat.
>>7303
The island takes forever to do anything and is only worth it if you either have a million different pokemon you need to train or you're super lazy.
▶ No.7315
>>7311
I am indeed SUPER lazy.
And yeah, I need to get the power items cause they made that shit super easy.
The ev training is actually really quick. The problem is what I'm comparing it to was completely broken.
Get a Teddyursa to 100, don't evolve it so it still has pickup. It gets sweet scent, earthquake, stone edge, and brick break.
All you needed to do was take the pokemon out to a field that had a swarm battle for the EV you wanted, sweet scent to force it to happen, then win, often in a single use of earthquake.
You could fully EV a pokemon in less than 5 minutes, and have a chance of getting a good item out of it as well.
So yeah, the way of doing it now is actually pretty cool, and being tied to a better chance of a shiny is awesome enough that I actually kinda prefer this, but that old way was pretty neat.
▶ No.7377>>7381 >>7435
Im kinda sad Type Null and its evo isn't all that good apparently. I was looking forward to using her to by my 6th pokemon to battle with but her base stats are 10 points from being op yet just under being good. Might yse her anyways as type coverage for my team.
Random porn drop as well
▶ No.7381>>7388
>>7377
I kind of want to try ev train him with a completely even split for maximum 'fuck off' coverage. Even though I'm pretty sure it would end badly. Probably smarter just to see what IV's it has and just use it for the swiss army coverage it's designed to be.
▶ No.7388>>7394
>>7381
I got a modest type null, so I might just buffer her stats that are currently highest, till then Ima work on a Toxapex for now.
▶ No.7394>>7395 >>7435
>>7388
Is Toxapex really as OP as I hear it is?
▶ No.7395>>7396 >>7400 >>7435
>>7394
From the shit Im looking into, yeah she is, The bitch gets barrier that causes poison on touching it, having merciless as a ability so all attacks are critical hits when poisoned, other ability is regenerator, learns regenerate . Can breed in stock pile in its already massive Defense pool. Bitch is a poison staler from hell
▶ No.7396>>7400
>>7395
*when target is poisoned. Give her toxic or toxic spikes and shit gets fucked
▶ No.7400>>7435
>>7395
>>7396
Christ, sounds like hell to deal with.
And I'm guessing every multiplayer team under the sun heh has one.
▶ No.7435
>>7377
Sylvally is good simply by virtue of how versatile it is. It's essentially a babby arceus in that it can conform to any role a team needs and has huge movepool, but lacks the extremely important extremespeed and recover that arceus has. But even without recovery, it's more of an anti meta pokemon so it won't be seeing much use until the meta is settled.
>>7394
It's not op, it's just tanky as shit with an amazing defensive typing and has the best recovery options it could possibly ask for.
>>7395
Baneful bunker is bad and it wants to run regenerator over merciless.
>>7400
Yes but not for the reason you seem to think.
▶ No.7457>>7465 >>7480
>>7456
Primarina is in dire need more more attention.
▶ No.7465>>7466 >>7473
>>7457
I just wished they had done a gender based evolution for Primarina. That would have been a intresting started gimic.
▶ No.7466>>7470
>>7465
Or just get rid of the 7/1 gender ratio. There's literally no reason for it any more.
▶ No.7470
>>7466
True that.Having a equal or more felame based ratio would have been better for Primarina, I can see litten being mostly male and rowlet being 50/50 but they keep wanting to make the starters mostly male.
▶ No.7473>>7479
>>7465
Also just found this
▶ No.7479>>7485
>>7473
Smooth moves on that incineroar.
I can't stand how the official art looks for both it and decidueye. Fanart, as usual, makes them decent
▶ No.7480>>7498 >>7540
>>7457
Ain't that the truth, though what surprises me is that all three starters seem to be getting equal attention in terms of porn this time. Usually one or two starters tend to hog the spotlight, but I've noticed that all three are getting around the same amount of pictures drawn. Extra surprising is baracat getting actual female pics, I was absolutely sure that it would be nothing but male but nope.
▶ No.7498>>7570
>>7480
The dark side of that coin is the stupidly high amount of male primarina, or worse yet herm/trans.
▶ No.7540>>7570
>>7480
Goodra is easily top 10 of that series of pokemon.
▶ No.7570>>7621
>>7498
Really? I guess I haven't seen enough of it to come to the same conclusion, but from my perspective at least there's still a good amount of female Primarina. More is always welcome, though.
>>7540
Definitely.
▶ No.7621>>7651
>>7570
Took on the battle tree today with my Lyrcanrock, Toxapex, and Decdieye, and holy shit my Lycan ripped the A.I a new asshole, I dont know what triggered them sending all those weak ass pokemon but she nearly took out entire teams at a time when she got her hits in hard, and when she couldn't either Deci, or Toxi whipped them clean. IT was thanks to Toxi that took down Red's snorelax and Deci's for clean up crew.
Albiet it was just regular single battle but damn it was a combo from hell to the A.I.
▶ No.7622>>7623 >>7624
Is it just me, or are we getting to the point where there are just to many amazing pokemon? I can't choose just six! There are so many cuties.
▶ No.7623>>28827
>>7622
With Salazzle, Gamefreak is no longer even hiding the Waifu/furbait they are making now adays. And yes its getting far harder to simply stop at 6 per a team. at liest with a battle box you can get up to 12 of your favorite cuties in one area ready for battle.
▶ No.7624>>7625 >>7626
>>7622
Anon, I don't think those bara doggos are female
▶ No.7625
>>7624
You don't know what they identify as!
Just kidding, I just threw them in there cause I like the pictures. You'll notice a distinct lack of wang in those pictures. But if you're worried, here's two to replace them.
I love the Zoroark one in particular.
▶ No.7626>>7627 >>7651
>>7624
Midnight doggo is best doggo
▶ No.7627>>7629
>>7626
Not with that typing, stats, movepool, abilities and to top it off it is fucking ugly
▶ No.7629
>>7627
Fuck you I don't care, I love my doggo. She may not be perfect, but I still love her anyways
▶ No.7651>>7660
>>7621
Don't worry, they'll get harder once you beat like 10 in a row and get out of baby mode.
>>7626
I really wish night lycanroc was at least a tiny bit less awful. It has literally nothing going for it over day, which is already pretty terrible.
▶ No.7660>>7661 >>7665
>>7651
Yeah I'll be taking on super single tonight after work.
Its sad her stats and all that are shit, I finally found a rock type I like using and they find away to make her trash anyways in all but her looks. I might not be able to use her in online battles or even tree battles above normal, but I still keep her around because I like the way she looks.
▶ No.7661>>7710
>>7660
All they had to do was take the 30 from speed and put it in attack rather than across defenses. That and some other high power/low accuracy move to use with no guard. Maybe in stars they'll make both forms just a tiny bit less terrible.
▶ No.7665>>11170
>>7660
>first pick
Gotta say, I'm more interested in the chick behind her.
Can't be sure if it's the wings, the glasses, or just the expression.
▶ No.7668>>7669 >>11170
I don't gots a Pokéwaifu like you dudes do. I just fap to the ones that are exploited.
▶ No.7669>>7670
>>7668
>not having a pokéwaifu
You poor man.
▶ No.7670>>7703
>>7669
See, I like those last three pics, but I don't feel any special attachment to them. I can fap to them, though.
▶ No.7703
>>7670
More icetales waifu for me then.
▶ No.7710>>7711
>>7661
I certainly hope so, Midnight doggo is too cute to be left in a box and never used again. And being the only rock type in seven generations I actually give a shit about, I really hope they do her some good.
▶ No.7711>>7712 >>7715
>>7710
You know who didn't have that problem? This motherfucking pokemon right here.
This fucker is a god damn problem solver.
Amazing defensive stats with a boner inspiring attack stat that BOOSTS DEFENSE EVERY TIME IT'S HIT!
I just happened to catch one with an adamant nature and he just cock slaps any problem I come up against.
▶ No.7712
>>7711
Huh, I'll look into getting one from jap and try my hand at breeding a shiny female, with good stats, becuase why the fuck not. But for the short term I'll see how I like her, I hate to put my midnight doggo away but if power whorse is good, then I might make the switch to horsepussy.
▶ No.7715>>7719
>>7711
Too bad it's just a worse hippowdon
▶ No.7719>>7720
>>7715
In what world is it worse?
Better stat allocation
Better moveset
STAMINA
Mudsdale's only flaw... is that most of the porn is male.
▶ No.7720>>7722
>>7719
NO RECOVERY
I am pissed by that. Slack Off would make perfect sense! Hell, No fucking Stone Edge? What the hell!?
▶ No.7722>>7724
>>7720
If it had any natural recovery whatsoever it would be completely broken.
For gods sake, it gets a free defense curl every time it takes an attack, if it also got life back then I actually doubt it would be possible to kill it.
And if you're that desperate to get some recovery you can grab rest.
▶ No.7724>>7727
>>7722
It wouldn't be broken at all. It still can't take special hits for shit, dies to a physical crit, has a much worse physical movepool and can't phase. Stamina may be a really strong ability, but sand stream just flat out does more.
▶ No.7727>>7750
>>7724
It can take specials a hell of a lot better than Hippowdon.
Sand stream IS very strong. But it kind of locks you into having to build around it with other pokemon. Stamina nearly shuts down an entire vector of attack and even if someone does manage a crit, they're doing it to 100 defense 100 HP base stats. No playing around with Sand Stream required either, if you have an open slot that ground can fit into, Mudsdale 100%
▶ No.7750
>>7727
You really don't need to build around sandstream at all.
For stamina to work you have to stay in for several turns, and there are a lot of pokemon that don't really give a shit about an uninvested eq with almost no coverage behind it. Hippowdon may generally have worse stats, but the movepool is the deciding factor here.
▶ No.7802>>7804 >>7805
Man, just tried out Battle Roayle... I don't recommend it.
Ever.
On the lowest rank you're going to deal with shit that just wrecks you effortlessly and your hardest hitting pokemon will barely make dents in the fragilest pokemon.
Just do yourself a favor and wait till post game and do the battle tree, its way easier. And it takes less than 10 minutes per 1 BP.
▶ No.7804>>7805 >>7811
>>7802
At best it's RNG where the only real deciding factor is what the AI decides to attack. Even if you do manage to get somewhere, the AI has a tendency to counterpick what you use. It's by far the worst alternate battle mode they've added, even worse than triple battles.
▶ No.7805>>7806
>>7802
>>7804
Its garbage mode with A.I. and I fear what online battles with it would be like. MFW I had to grind through 16 battles just to get a Power bracer early on to properly EV train my attack pokemon before I said fuck it and went back to S.O.S. grinding for the EV points.
▶ No.7806
>>7805
The only thing you really need is destiny knot for breeding properly, ev training the old fashioned way isn't that bad especially if you have pokerus. Just get 2-3 good pokemon and do battle tree to get the power items which are honestly just a luxury.
▶ No.7811
>>7804
It feels like a no win scenario.
As in, no matter what pokemon I was bringing in there nothing ever went well. There was always at least 1 hard counter to at least 2 of my pokemon.
Actually I just figured it out. The player will lose because basically the computer gets 3 chances to fuck you at the same time, and those 3 other trainers have coverage in mind.
So if the super effective attack goes off, you're finished. If you are able to stop that, you have a 50% chance per remaining pokemon to eat an attack (assuming no hit everything attacks) which can mean 2 attacks.
So basically the only real way you're going to win this thing is luck.
And fuck you a Musharna only takes 1/3rd of it's fucking life off of Darkest Larriet with an attack benificial nature and fully EV trained. That's a lie, game. You are cheating. I thought we got over this in the battle subway.
▶ No.7836>>7839 >>7859
Quick, well, slowly, tell me which is best starter, Rowlet or Popplio ?
▶ No.7839
>>7836
Best for what? You need to give a criteria for them to be compared properly.
▶ No.7859>>7867
>>7836
Cute first evolution: Rowlet
Fuckable final evolution: Decidueye
Conclusion- Rowlet between those two. Litten still the best.
▶ No.7867>>7874
>>7859
>implying primarina the most fuckable while also having the best offensive movepool along with the highest attacking stat of any starter to date
▶ No.7874>>7878
>>7867
I wasn't implying that in the slightest.
I'm definitely going Primarina once her hidden ability becomes available.
▶ No.7878>>7886
>>7874
But liquid voice literally doesn't do anything.
▶ No.7886>>7898
>>7878
*sigh* I know.
There's no reason to ever use it when water moves already exist.
MAYBE using hyper voice because it ignores substitute? But otherwise it's just surf with less PP.
▶ No.7898>>7900
>>7886
Even that is pointless because sparkling aria is already a 90 power sound based move. Literally the only time liquid voice would be useful is if against burned foe behind a sub that needs to stay burned. What it should have done is boost the power/accuracy of sound based moves.
▶ No.7900>>7901
>>7898
I'm just... so unwilling to accept that the base ability of a starter is the better choice. Even if it is absolutely true.
Really it would be a way better ability if it simply granted Primarina stab with any sound based move like Steel Worker does.
▶ No.7901>>7903
>>7900
Steelworker is only going to buff one move, while liquid voice would buff several if it worded like that, 20-30% would seem like a more fair number. This is also far from the first time a starter has gotten a bad HA.
▶ No.7903>>9441
>>7901
I tend to try and block those out of memory.
But I can see your point.
▶ No.9441>>9442 >>9444 >>14849
>>7903
Dropping some more porn for the hell of it as the spam shit gets sorted out
▶ No.9444>>9448
>>9441
Porn of pokemon? Who would ever have thought of such a thing?
▶ No.9448>>9449
>>9444
Straight porn at that!
▶ No.9449>>9451
>>9448
What an age we live in.
▶ No.9451
>>9449
Truly the future is bright
▶ No.9457>>9512
God I love fem Blaziken.
Such a great pokemon, great coverage, great stats. First time I ever did a solo pokemon run was my first time through Sapphire way back in the day.
▶ No.9512>>9513 >>9525
>>9457
Speed vost blazekin makes my dick diamonds, she was also my first lvl 100 since red and blue when she first came out and I grind the fuck out of original Ruby for years till I got a ds and then even after that when I got board of the new gens I went back to grind some more. It just sucks I cant send her and my other teams over to moon due to the pokebank pay wall bullshit -w-.
▶ No.9513
>>9512
*boost.
Fuck I cant type for shit
▶ No.9525>>9538
>>9512
Speed boost blaziken is game ruiningly broken and you should feel bad.
▶ No.9538
>>9525
Yeah, cause speed boost blaziken is the most unbalanced thing that ruined pokemon...
A game series that started with the move Amnesia...
▶ No.10053
Merry Christmas s/pokemanons
▶ No.11170>>14852
>>7665
I gotta say that while flashing those boobs is nice, I'd want more than that for what she's asking.
>>7668
Same here, really. I'm partial to blaziken porn, but it's not because I think blazikens are inherently superior, or their official design is so extra great. It's just that of all pokemon, they're the most likely to get drawn with the sort of figure I like most. Draw pretty much any other pokemon with that same curvy and moderately muscly figure blazikens tend to get and I'd like them just as much. I don't have a pokewaifu so much as a body type waifu.
▶ No.14849
>>9441
>5th pic
I'm... not sure how I feel about a pokemon having tits, but no arms. I know Smuglady is a snek, but still...
▶ No.14852>>58081
>>11170
>Same here, really. I'm partial to blaziken porn, but it's not because I think blazikens are inherently superior, or their official design is so extra great. It's just that of all pokemon, they're the most likely to get drawn with the sort of figure I like most. Draw pretty much any other pokemon with that same curvy and moderately muscly figure blazikens tend to get and I'd like them just as much. I don't have a pokewaifu so much as a body type waifu.
I've actually been thinking about it, and Braixen is a close first in my grand scheme of tastes.
▶ No.14859>>58081
There's not enough Liepard art. Such an underappreciated 'mon. Just look at those haunches!
[I wish I could add some, but... there's not enough.]
▶ No.15049>>15051
So, Anons. Tell me about your secret sex life with your pokeymans.
▶ No.15051>>15127
>>15049
Secret?
Anon that's a universe in which a boy on the edge of puberty goes on an adventure far from home with only the company of his dear pokemon. At some point the trainer is going to put 2 and 2 together.
Ain't no way Pokephilia is just a common topic not spoken about in polite company, like all them cowboys insisting on mares.
▶ No.15127>>15736
>>15051
People can guess and talk, but don't know unless they catch you.
▶ No.15736
>>15127
Guess that's why they battle you as soon as they notice someone else is around.
▶ No.15993>>16652 >>16653
Does anyone think any gamefreak artists have fapped to/drawn pokemon porn?
It is Japan after all. This shit is practically mainstream there
▶ No.16652>>16653 >>16785
>>15993
Probably but I don't think it's something they'd tell people about.
▶ No.16653>>16917
>>15993
>>16652
There are well known artists there that openly draw porn. The creator of Ghost in the Shell for example though his porn is shit
▶ No.16785
>>16652
Man, when we finally have sexbots I'm so definitely making it into a blaziken.
▶ No.16917
>>16653
Not surprising given the original GITS has pretty explicit lesbian sex on a boat, iirc.
▶ No.17963>>18117
>>4335
I want that Arbok to eat the boy.
▶ No.18117
>>17963
I suspect the guy's aware of my shit. The overlap in preferences and the circumstances is too big.
▶ No.20140
▶ No.20142>>20150 >>21421
Woops, meant to trigger the captcha, which wasn't needed as it seems.
▶ No.20150>>20988 >>21421
>>20142
Man, I love Delphox, I don't care what the general consensus is.
▶ No.20988>>20991 >>21421
>>20150
One of my pet fantasies involves delphox
> Teenage male trainer
> discovers how to turn his pkmn into an anthro way too early than is good for him
> uses it on his delphox
> grown/adult delphox knows she shouldn't, but still follows young master's 'orders' with something between guilt-ridden hesitation and token resistance
▶ No.20991>>21120
>>20988
But... delphox is already anthro...
But I do like your style anon.
▶ No.21120>>21157
>>20991
As far as I'm concerned if it doesn't have tits, ass and puss puss, it's not anthro. You could say my tastes are pretty - straight - forward.
One of the older ones I never went through with putting out there could be summarized like this.
> be guy
> fall off ferry/cruiseship with nobody noticing
> get saved by big anthro lapras and gyarados
> they keep him in cave under Island in the middle of nowhere on the sea
> lapras is timid, gyarados overbearing and has little self-control
> they feed him and their origin sickles through
> ran away from master
> turns out running away from the person that fucks and feeds you is a bad idea if you're a sexually insatiable freakshow
> gyarados wants to just hold him down and roughly use him as fucktoy
> lapras convinces her to stop that and seduce him over time
> gets too freaked out over her first advances, as he has no idea what the fuck is going on and what the two of them are
> wakes up with her sleeping with an arm wrapped around him like a plushie or pet
> doesnt even say a thing when she catches him having a hard-on
> starts reading all the signs of attraction/sexual frustration
> starts realizing that this is all for real
> sex scene with back-and-forth subtle signals guiding/edging each other on
> at end lapras offers the obvious deal
> they bring him back to the mainland but only if he fucks the gyarados once too
> [insert degenerate fetish of choice]
> when it's done, is transported back to mainland
> they agree on one more rendez-vous to see if they can do what follows
> he catches both of them and finds their owner based on stuff they tell about him
> he brings them both back to their original owner to get to know him
> owner lets him keep the lapras instead
> the lapras knows some secret caves only water types/strong swimmers can get to, where they retreat when the two of them want some alone time
> they do this regularly
▶ No.21383>>21391 >>21392 >>21416
You know how YouTube can detect if a video contains copyrighted footage/music and block/demonetize it?
What if 10 years from now software image recognition reaches a state that allows Nintendo to detect Pokémon™ porn online and issue DMCA reports that legally require it to be removed...unless...
Unless the artist who wants to draw Pokémon™ porn purchases a license from Nintendo to use their intellectual property.
But also, people who want to fap to Pokémon™ porn need to buy a masturbation license from Nintendo. Nintendo knows if you're fapping to their intellectual property because your webcam and screen is being constantly monitored. If you're caught fapping to Pokémon™ porn without a masturbation license, you have to pay a fine.
▶ No.21391
>>21383
They're classified as satire, entirely legal to use as long as you don't try to profit. So the joos who try to charge for image packs could get fucked over but not standard anons.
▶ No.21392
>>21383
>people who want to fap to Pokémon™ porn need to buy a masturbation license from Nintendo.
I don't think that anyone is going to need a license to masturbate about anything. Besides, people have always thought that the government would soon be watching our every move with hidden cameras and stuff.
▶ No.21416
>>21383
Good luck with any of that.
▶ No.21421>>23840
>>20142
>>20150
>>20988
delphox is way better than shit loli bait braixen
▶ No.23761
Hayy the thread works again.
▶ No.23840
>>21421
Agreed.
I used to at least tolerate loli, but it's gotten so out of hands that I feel relief whenever I see an actual fully mature woman in a fanart these days.
▶ No.25430
>>25422
>that plump lop
my dick and my heart
▶ No.25457
Can someone repost the twin Mienshao pic? It seems to have disappeared
▶ No.25551>>25552 >>25553 >>25556
>>>/pokemon/
>board owner gets triggered by this picture
It's not even NSFW.
▶ No.25552>>25554 >>25556 >>25558
>>25551
I liked you this thread for your enjoyment. You called me sick you linking you anthro dear.
If someone wants to talk about pokemon in a SEMI SFW enviroment, go for it. I know some people of fur that a least are well mannered, they don't go an autistic spam rampage about balloons.
▶ No.25553>>25557
>>25551
>that red stripe on the ball
I mean its clearly on purpose, but its like one of those pics you see of a crotch muscle but turns out its the shoulder zoomed in.
▶ No.25554
>>25552
I'd be more subtle if you had anyone else posting on your board.
▶ No.25556>>25563
>>25551
>>25552
>/pokemon/ has a new BO after the hack
>this is his first impression on new users
What a way to start
▶ No.25557>>25561
>>25553
(Plus there's an actual NSFW version.)
▶ No.25558>>25564
>>25552
Why did you nuke the entire /pokemon/ board?
What were you thinking? were you thinking?
▶ No.25561
>>25557
wew. what an edit.
▶ No.25563
>>25556
I always wanted a good pokemon board where people could talk without strings, there is many boards that want users, hes just posting his pics in the wrong one.
▶ No.25564>>25566 >>25567
>>25558
dude I miscliked delete by ip and all the postgot deleted, is like all the post were made by the same person, is not nuking if it is only one person
▶ No.25566
>>25564
>muh misclicks
get the fuck outta here
▶ No.25567>>25572
>>25564
>new BO dindu noffin
>many boards want users
>so I will delete all of the discussion on the board we had before
>this will surely bring users!
http://archive.is/HksXY
http://archive.is/XxvzQ
is that why there's 6 pages reduced to 1?
▶ No.25571>>34973
>>25569
>I cant mod from bathroom
>going to the store
>These are reasons given to ban
What the fuck am i reading?
▶ No.25572>>25575
>>25567
someone posted porn in a place trying to be sfw
▶ No.25575
>>25572
>someone is posting porn breaking muh rulez
>i better nuke the whole board!!
>that will surely prove me right
>if one is posting porn that means they are all guilty!
You might go down as the worst BO in history. go kill yourself
▶ No.25602>>25613
>>25569
thats one hot fucklizard
▶ No.25614
▶ No.26611>>27147
>>25613
can i get more anthro salazzle with big tiddis
▶ No.27148>>27230
>>27147
She ends up looking a bit off to me with tits like that.
Eh, I guess to each their own.
▶ No.27230>>27279
>>27148
The only thing that's off is the third one of these.
If it doesn't have tiddies, ass and puss puss, it's just not anthro enough for me. A few pull it off, but it's very hard to make a tiddieless anthro monster even like fucklizard hot to me.
▶ No.27279
>>27230
I love that elton pic so much.
▶ No.27768>>27778 >>27785 >>27787 >>27793 >>27815 >>27817
I asked the commissions thread but I suppose there's no harm in asking here, too:
Anyone here have any suggestions for artists that can do Human x Pokemon (Non-Anthro) porn?
▶ No.27778>>27831
>>27768
I think Haychell might do a fine job.
▶ No.27785>>27824
>>27768
Oh boy, do I. So let's see. Here are some pitches.
A young male human sitting in an apartment on the floor, very distraught, and with his pants and undies violently pulled back. His zangoose has pulled everything between her and her dick just far back enough for her to slide her head in and is forcibly holding him in place while she is sucking his dick.He is blushed, reluctant and doesn't know what to do, since his body is kind of betraying him in the moment everything is happening. He doesn't think to himself that he wants it, but physically, he is loving it and he can't get away anyway.
A Garchomp has abducted a human and placed them on a little roost, high up in the sky, on an extremely narrow rock, where there is only just space for the human to lie on, and if he was to step in a single direction, he would fall from several dozen feet. The human is naked and he or she is getting fucked by the opposite-gender Garchomp hip to hip with no way of escaping.
A Rhydon has abducted and taken their master into an underground cave they've dug just for the two of them and that is thus just big enough to have space of the two of them. They are cuddling, at least the Rhydon is. The Rhydon looks happy, the human seems unsure about this. Granted it's not porn, but it's something.
A full-sized (or even abnormally large) Salamence is standing with her back side to her human master and with her tail raised, exposing whatever is below it. The master is holding a super-sized, specially designed dildo with two grips at the back side for a human to hold it, and is, with their hands on the grips, sliding or thrusting it in and out of their dragon. The Salamence is either in pleasure and approves of it, or is even angrily demanding their exhausted master to thrust harder.
(this one probably done somewhere since it's pretty generic for obvious reasons) A Salazzle with a whole line-up of hopelessly enthralled/hypnotized-looking humans, all either eagerly fucking her, or eagerly letting them fuck her. One, she's sucking off as far as her mouth allows it, probably with her tongue, another is being fucked through her cloaca/ass, another (if she has it) is fucking her pussy and another one is getting jerked off by her tail. Bonus points if each of her weird wing flaps at the back of her arms are each jerking someone off as well.
▶ No.27787>>27824
>>27768
Oh, just remembered one more.
A female, feral Mewtwo is passionately riding her human master, her master isn't quite mentally present, and the image provides a reason why. There is a thought bubble coming from her human, in some way visually indicated to be manipulated or created by the Mewtwo using her psychic abilities, in which they are simulating the cliché of a happy 50s family, with the human in a suit, the Mewtwo in a dress, she is placing a delicious cake on the table and several Mewtwo-human hybrid kids getting excited about it. Another speech bubble shows one of the two saying something that makes it obvious that the human is convinced that the dream is real, either it is the Mewtwo saying something in-character relating to the image in the thought bubble, or the human saying something relating to the fictional scenario.
Phew, if none of the above speaks to you, then I got nothing.
▶ No.27793>>27795 >>30315
>>27768
Okay, I figured one more.
https://exhentai.org/g/1052271/134972961c/
https://e-hentai.org/g/1052271/134972961c/
From the dialogue it gets pretty obv to me that Queenie fantasizes about Anon. The suggestion is to draw her sexual fantasy, bonus points if it's full of caricatures of her overinflated expectations of what sex with Anon is like, like heartful declarations of love, an oversized dick, everything being on a lonely island in a forest, surrounded by a small, circular river and on a bed made of flowers, etc.
▶ No.27795
>>27793
i didn't want to get this depressed today
▶ No.27815>>27819
>>27768
Are you asking for artists or are you an artist asking for requests?
▶ No.27817>>27883 >>27885 >>27982
>>27768
>Anyone here have any suggestions for artists that can do Human x Pokemon (Non-Anthro) porn?
Pokemon is overrated. Why not commission something a little more obscure? Like, for example, Falco x Fox from Star Fox? and even better, make them macro.
▶ No.27819
>>27815
I'm asking for artists that I can personally commission art from. I didn't even realize my question could be interpreted in like, 3 different ways.
▶ No.27824>>27883
>>27785
>>27787
(At the same time, I wouldn't mind hearing other ideas you've got.)
Preferably M-Pokemon, F-Human
▶ No.27831>>27879
>>27778
I gotta ask because I'm not finding this name anywhere:
Who's Haychell?
▶ No.27879>>27920
▶ No.27883
>>27817
> Star Fox AND macro
That's a little specific don't you think? Let me guess, your suggestions would evolve around fox and falco literally being giant faggots in a major city.
>>27824
> M-Pokemon, F-Human
I always find this perplexing, because IMO it's not really feral if it has a dick, and M-Poke-F-Human doesn't really work without a dick, so I'm just going to assume you mean ferals with dicks. Some of the ones above already are neutral/sex-reversible, like the Mewtwo or the Garchomp one, but let's see.
A woman getting eaten out by her diligent charizard and yelling at the two in front of her. In front of her, there are two male ursarings/pangoros/Nidokings that she has ordered to do the buttseks for her to watch and who are definitely not enjoying it.
In a forest or on grass, a human woman with torn clothes and covered in bruises but not bleeding is lying on the ground, surrounded by a gang of Scrafties. Every scrafty that doesn't have a hole to fuck is either helping them down, cheering on the ones that do or doing both at the same time.
A human woman with long hair is sitting at the edge of a swimming pool. She wears a one-piece swimsuit but has pushed the part that covers her crotch to the side. In the swimming pool below, there is a heavily blushed Seadra that is so hot and bothered, it's not swimming straight but sort of floating tilted sideways, more horizontal than upright.The human woman is holding the Seadra's tail in place to use it as a dildo, and judging by the reaction, the Seadra is very sensitive at the end of his tail, but shows no sign of intent to stop his owner.
Hydreigon has three mouths. No further elaboration needed.
A human and her Decidueye are in an open range for target practise. The Decidueye is trying to focus on hitting the target, while his owner is sucking him off.
A large pangoro is lying on his back, twitching and nervous, because his owner is lying on his belly but with her upper side towards his legs and jerking off his dick to reward him for a victory in battle.
That's everything I can come up with off the top of my head.
▶ No.27885
>>27817
>something a little more obscure? Like, for example, Falco x Fox from Star Fox? and even better, make them macro.
you fuck
▶ No.27920
>>27879
Expensive but that is a nice style.
I'll have to ask him the next time he opens up shop.
▶ No.28635>>28827 >>29284
>>28618
I know I'm not supposed to think about that, but I always get confused by fanart of Zoroarks presenting themselves to you. They can make you believe they have any appearance they like. Is people being attracted to their true appearance a kink of theirs? Is that the inborn fetish of every Zoroark?
▶ No.28827
>>28635
Well they are a species that needs to disguise themselves in order to survive, so I can imagine that would appreciate anyone that likes their true appearance, so to speak.
>>7623
Gamefreak might have been aware of the furbait ever since gen 5. There was a Zoroark disguised as a woman back in Black and White with its lair disguised as a trailer home. The event is reminiscent of legends of kitsune taking on the appearance of women and seducing men, leaving them to wake up in the woods the next morning, so I don't think Gamefreak has not thought of the idea of people being seduced by Pokemon.
▶ No.29284
>>28635
Well it's worth mentioning that, unlike Doppelgangers and such from the Monster Girl universes, Zoroarks use their illusions to trick their enemies, not their trainers. Zoroark changes its appearance to trick other people, but it's still as affectionate and honest a Pokemon as any when with their trainer.
Trainer is, of course, interchangeable with lover in regards to erotic content.
▶ No.29432>>29464 >>29553
>>4338
im guess the fact she is effectively a reverse harem pokemon. Because only the female of the species can evolve into it and they usually gather a crap ton of males for themselves if reading the pokedex entry is anything to go by.
▶ No.29503
>>29464
I guess if you're into that. I understood it as the following. Imagine multiple guys/males gangbanging a single woman. You'd consider the woman the sub in that scenario, right? With a Salazzle, you have the same thing, but the Salazzle is topping.
▶ No.29505
>>29464
Generally this reminds me of a semi-lewd longfic I once upon a time came up with but will probably never writefag at this point. It was called 'Too Many Masters'
> pair of Salazzle morphs feel underappreciated/unsatisfied and run away
> seduce themselves a new 'master' to fuck and keep in their hideout
> don't want to share one and get another one
> one of them starts fucking both while the other one's sleeping
> seduce two more 'masters' to live in their burrow
> it happens again
> by the time they have six 'masters' start admitting to themselves that they have a problem
> seduce a richfag into their servitude and move in with them
> get richfag to get what they need to morph some of his pokemon
> one problem after the other emerges
> each time they need to get another different type of pokemon in on their gig
> each time they do, new pokemon also wants in on that sweet human sex and wants at least one master of their own
▶ No.29553
>>4338
>>29432
>>29464
It's probably the sex pheromones that it gives off that bend any male to its will, as noted by the page on Salandit on the Pokemon Sun/Moon website. Salazzle is much more closer to an anthro compared to Salandit though, and is much more feminine, which is probably the reason why there is much more Salazzle porn than Salandit porn.
Not a fan of the fetish myself, but it doesn't make Salazzle a dealbreaker for me either.
▶ No.29873>>30449
gotta fuck'em all Poke-moans!
▶ No.30277
>>7180
I've actually been planning on playing through Pokémon Y, Alpha Saphire, and Moon with female teams that are filled with feminine anthros (or as close as I can get to feminine anthro), and have as many Pokémon from the given region as possible as well.
I can post tables of my teams if you guys are interested in seeing them and giving feedback and advice.
▶ No.30315>>30319
>>27793
This newfag wants to know how you don't get the sad panda when you open exhentai links.
▶ No.30319
>>30315
replace the x with a hyphen in the url
▶ No.30449>>30451
>>29873
More are more fuckable than others.
▶ No.30451>>30465
>>30449
>More are more fuckable than others.
Oh no what am I typing
▶ No.30465
>>30451
I get what you were saying, and to be fair, I believe you're right.
▶ No.30786
Somehow, even though I've known it/her for as long as that character's been around, fdokkaku's arcanine is hijacking my mind recently.
▶ No.30981>>30982 >>31002 >>31024 >>35292
How does one deal with the crushing depression that comes from understanding Pokemon will never be real and happy fantasies will never be able to replace unhappy reality?
Commissions?
▶ No.30982
▶ No.31024
>>30981
videogames. but it only dulls it a bit and for as long as the videogame lasts.
▶ No.31412>>31467
What do you guys think about the new games that were announced currently?
▶ No.31433
I haven't watched or played anything but the first red version and the first dub series when I was a kid. I always thought the Evee line was really neat and pretty sexy too.
▶ No.31467
>>31412
Necrozma fusions look gay should have just had a sequel.
▶ No.31539
>>31538
Yay, more queenie in my life!
▶ No.31557>>31623
▶ No.31574>>31623 >>31898
>>31538
when are they going to cave in and FUCK?
▶ No.31623>>32285
>>31557
https://concretestaircase.tumblr.com/post/160929009441/business-trips-are-boring#notes
>>31574
When shout finally gets to that, which I worry might be never. Also if any cues from the image are any indication, that one with queenie takes place right between the two panels in the end of the comic. It's not even some sequel.
> sweat drops on her head are in the exact same places as in the night panel
> looking from above, she sleeps at left side of white bed with white cushions at end of comic
> in newer image, is lying at left edge of bed
In more positive news, the image in the same post depicting himself/anon features what looks like nido booty on the screen, so who knows.
▶ No.31835>>32160 >>32197 >>33073
Whipped this up just for fun.
▶ No.31898>>32285
>>31574
Well, you could always just skip to the fun parts, but it kind of looses its meaning.
Still hot though.
▶ No.32160>>32173
>>31835
second pic needs to be darker
▶ No.32174>>32175
>>32173
perfect. now nobody has to see the shit art :^)
▶ No.32175>>32176
>>32174
Joke's on everybody (but me), I just liked the pose and the art itself was shit.
▶ No.32176
>>32175
its still kinda funny how people who fap to pokemon can most likely see whats going on, even without the non-darkened one to compare it to
▶ No.32191>>32196 >>32197
>>32189
And, because every good picture needs to have a shot of that knot finally squeezing inside...
(You can't even fucking tell what's happening in that top-right bit.)
▶ No.32196
>>32189
>>32191
Umbreon with Pokerus:
I AM GROWING STRONGER
▶ No.32285
>>31538
>>31623
>>31898
I need more of this in my life. I haven't been this excited for a comic since fucking Hookie Dookie Panic and I can't believe I'm making that comparison.
The Anon/Queenie comics are legitimately good and I want to see more of them, I think there's a lot of potential there.
▶ No.32516
have you ever looked at so many porn pictures you wanted to furiously jerk off to to the point you end up not jerking off at all?
that is this thread for me
▶ No.32529
>>32488
The feraligatr looks as if it was drawn with the bottom half as an afterthought. It looks really off to me.
▶ No.33073
>>31835
>>32173
>Glostick penis
▶ No.33195
▶ No.34652
Considering her own determination to appear cheerful and happy wouldn't that make Brionne a good partner for people turned on by sexual abuse?
I'd imagine her determination to break a smile for you after slapping her in the face would be very exciting for people like this, also doubling as a convenient mask for your abusiveness when others are around.
▶ No.34972
WELL NOW WE DO X3
WELL NOW WE DO X3
WELL NOW WE DO X3
▶ No.34973
>>25571
OMG IT'S SANS I HAVE A CRUSH ON SANS I WANT TO RIDE HIS PELVIS BONE :3
▶ No.35021>>35042 >>35124
What differences would you guys imagine in the lore of Pokémon if Pokémon were anthromorphs?
▶ No.35042>>35051
>>35021
feminists would start rioting like they do in the real world.
▶ No.35051>>35054
>>35042
What does that have to do with anthromorphic Pokémon, at least in-universe?
▶ No.35054>>35057
>>35051
>people go fuck pokemon
>women get angry because no dick
figure the rest out
▶ No.35057>>35058
>>35054
Male Pokémon exist.
▶ No.35058>>35059
>>35057
if you were a male pokemon, would you rather a fuck a female pokemon or a female human?
▶ No.35059>>35074 >>35235
>>35058
Assuming I would be of a similar mindset as a Pokémon, probably the female human. That would be exotic then, as female Pokémon are to me now.
While there would definitely be a lot of intraspecies relations, which is kind of the whole point of a species, interspecies relationships of both kinds would probably exist.
▶ No.35074>>35107
>>35059
>they're pokemon so they must think exactly the opposite of us!
thats not how it works.
▶ No.35107
>>35074
>they're pokemon so they must think exactly the opposite of us!
I never meant to imply that, and I meant the opposite. Perhaps it's how I phrased it, as when I wrote "a similar mindset as a Pokémon", the meaning I was trying to get across was "the mindset I currently have as a human while being an anthromorphic Pokémon".
▶ No.35124>>35216
>>35021
If pokemon battles were still a thing, I'd imagine that they'd be more akin to martial arts matches. Trainers might be closer to fitness trainers in this case.
▶ No.35216
>>35124
More similar to a general actually, deciding which strategy, when, what kind of training, where doing such training, the move to use to deceive or overpower the opponents etc
Fitness trainer will be secondary in comparison
▶ No.35233
>>29464
Cuckolding implies a male could ever exclusively lay claim to her. Which is most likely not the case.
▶ No.35235>>35239 >>35248
>>35059
As a Pokémon, I'd find humans "exotic" just like as a human I find the blobfish "exotic".
That means I'd never fuck a fucking human.
I'd fuck a different Pokémon species, that's for sure.
▶ No.35239>>35248
>>35235
that was my point.
we want to fuck pokemon, but pokemon would also want to fuck other pokemon, so womxyzn would riot, because what man would pick a cunt over an obedient pokemon partner?
▶ No.35248>>35262 >>35316
>>35235
Why would a human be different than a Pokémon if they were also anthromorphic, at least in the most general sense? There's obviously the small differences, sure, like a lack of fur and so on, but what else?
>>35239
>what man would pick a cunt over an obedient pokemon partner
>Implying that Pokémon have never left their trainers, like AZ's Floette
>Implying that Pokémon don't think in a similar manner to people
Outside of any differences between Pokémon culture and human culture, human women and Pokémon women would probably act and think rather similarly.
▶ No.35262>>35264
>>35248
>Why would a human be different than a Pokémon
gee i dunno, why are niggers different to whites and japanese?
>different species
>hurr why would they be different?
▶ No.35264>>35293
>>35262
You're just gonna try and shove that /pol/ where it obviously doesn't belong, aren't you?
Which is a shame because a Pokemon anyhro world where species actually have appreciable differences in their physical and mental abilities would be interesting. However it would most likely just be like My Hero Acadamia where everyone has to keep it in their pants unless a good reason comes up.
▶ No.35292
>>30981
Does anyone have art of male trainers getting fucked by male pokemon? All I've ever seen in one bad arcanine art and one of blazekin fucking calem.
▶ No.35293>>35294
>>35264
>he mentioned race in a conversation about interspecies sex, oh god /pol/ invasion reeeee!
Stop that.
▶ No.35294
>>35293
this. jesus nigga it doesn't take a genius or a /pol/tard to figure out that both men and male pokemon would preffer pokemon over human cunts, and then they'd riot, probably try to make it illegal, because pokemon being available for fucc would devaluate their vaginas, and there's nothing females hate more than having their only value get a devaluation.
i dont even go on /pol/.
▶ No.35316>>35335 >>35401
>>35248
>Outside of any differences between Pokémon culture and human culture, human women and Pokémon women would probably act and think rather similarly
Pokemon are obedient by nature with someone they respect, or have been taught to respect, like their trainers
If pokemon where real, anthro or not, this trait would remain as is one of their main recognizable traits, individual may be disobedient but by majority they are not
Ergo trainer could get free pussy with minimal bitching while human woman would bitch even harder due to it, making them even less an attractive option unless you want to start a family and have to deal with it
In a scenario where anthro pokemon are not obedient, they at least still naturally like to provide for themselves, making them still a better choice for casual relationship then an average human woman most of the time, less pretentiousness more fact
Even without anthro and if the pokeball would allow subduing against their will, trainer could still get free pussy with relatively little effort, while human woman would still bitch about it
▶ No.35335
>>35316
pretty much anything YOU do that makes YOU happy and not them, they'll bitch about it. cartoons, videogames, sex, sports, its a mysterious game, the only winning move is not to play.
▶ No.35401>>35406 >>35501 >>35524
>>35316
>Even without anthro and if the pokeball would allow subduing against their will, trainer could still get free pussy with relatively little effort, while human woman would still bitch about it
But here's what I don't get it, couldn't women just get free dick that's bigger and more satisfying than your tiny floppy human cock the exact same way? Why bang a gross, sexist dude when you can have an ideal Nidoking bf with a huge dick and is always loyal and can breathe laser beams?
Pokemon just make human copulation completely irrelevant, period.
▶ No.35406>>35524 >>35711 >>38150
>>35401
again, if you were a male pokemon, would you rather fuck another cute female pokemon like a nidorina or a human roastie?
>inb4 cyclical argument
▶ No.35501
>>35401
Nidoking is smaller than the avarege human. It is safe to assume that his dick is smaller too
▶ No.35524
>>35401
Hey, you're right, everyone wins!
>>35406
>human female finds a big, well endowed Nidoking
>catches it or trades for it
>to obsessed with paying games to come forward with her desire for a relationship
>he can smell her intention
>one night when she becomes particularly aroused he makes his move and make her part of his egg group
>she can't deny how much she enjoyed it
I dunno, the power trip associated with subjugating the trainer is a pretty big incentive.
▶ No.35711
>>35406
>a human roastie
>Implying that there aren't attractive human women in the world of Pokémon.
▶ No.36272>>36277 >>36290
I can't really explain it or how, but somehow, pokemon r34 (and the fantasies it inspires) caters to some need that lies beyond just muh dik in a way in which any amount of furry or fetish porn can't. Am I just particularly fucked in the head, or does anyone have an explanation as to why?
▶ No.36277>>36492
>>36272
It could be any number of things. Pokémon on their own are a bit more mystical than traditional animals, considering their supernatural abilities, but require less explanation than something more direct, like furries with magic.Individual Pokémon races also tend to invoke some personality due to the Pokédex.
However, it might have to do with how Pokémon tend to be companions to their trainers, like those that play the games. The Pokémon we catch enjoy their time with us, and we enjoy our time with them.
▶ No.36290>>36492
>>36272
you want to fuck your mother
▶ No.36492>>36559 >>36606
>>36277
Yeah, I really think it's something akin to the companionship thing. If i had to describe it in very ironic terms, I'd call the feeling 'family values'. The hypothetical dynamics between a trainer and his pokemon feel much more healthy than regular sex relations. The sex is more meaningful and the bond itself actually matters to both.
And there is something deeply satisfying about (even just the thought of) providing guidance to someone that wishes for guidance, especially if sex with that person is involved, too.
>>36290
Siggy you can't just diagnose everyone with that same line
▶ No.36520>>36533 >>38151
Well. Once - during my early, formative teen years, I once tried experimenting jacking off with some Nickelodeon Gak, which ia *kinda* like Ditto... And - remembering the aftermath of that incident - I can safely say "Not Ditto." ;).
*NEVER* try to screw an actual vacumn cleaner. Again. Young teen experiment. *NOT* pleasant results. D: ... Guess nowadays one could ford up for one of those "Autoblows", but then again, those are customized for the task. :P
▶ No.36559>>36570
>>36492
>you can't just diagnose everyone with that same line
who the hell do you think i am?
▶ No.36570
>>36559
An old bastard that created a branch of psychology that is disregarded by modern scientists but is adored by fiction writers who have no idea how the human mind actually works.
▶ No.36606
>>36492
>you'll never have a lopunny gf
end my life
▶ No.38150>>38155
>>35406
Yeah we all know how male pokemon are some how not as submissive as their female counterparts.
▶ No.38155
>>38150
Generically speaking, male pokemon are affected by similar bias the female are, if they respect or even love their trainer they will obey, in broad term at least, more specific commands will depend upon the personality of the pokemon
However, i doubt a female pokemon that like her trainer would refuse to present for him if commanded, even knowing she gonna get fucked silly in the next minute or so, may even be quite excited or even eager for it, depend
▶ No.45552
Where's the love for the thiccest of all the Zangoose?
▶ No.45588
▶ No.46827
I like the idea of lower evolution's getting fucked by higher evolution's
▶ No.55879
>>55721
>dat milfy charizard
unf
▶ No.55974>>56053
i see a lot of "1280"s in this thread.
i really hope you faggots aren't posting the shit tier furaffinity versions of the pictures instead of looking for the full resolution versions
▶ No.56053>>56078
>>55974
> tfw you need dem pokeyman tiddees at minimum 3k resolution
▶ No.56078>>58018
>>56053
well, its heavily preferred at higher resolutions, so that you don't get a pixely mess when you zoom in.
but lets face it, most """artists""" are either retarded or cunts who purposefully upload smaller versions, or they upload the larger versions to shit sites like dropbox where the links will expire in a month, so anybody who finds the pictures too late is stuck with the shit res. FA-wise at least, inkbunny doesn't have this problem, and neither does e6.
▶ No.58018
>>56078
>HD version can be had on my Patreon.
I hate that
▶ No.58027>>58031 >>58147
Which pokemon would you cuddle naked?
I'm partial to the canine, or mare types; Evee and her line is also a great choice.
▶ No.58031>>66308 >>66597
>>58027
>her line
>HER line
▶ No.58050
The world needs more Salazzle porn
▶ No.58081
>>14859
This is true.
>>14852
Braixen is my favorite. I'd waifu her.
▶ No.58147
>>58027
Arbok. I'd post a picture but they all have arms and legs and big tits and look dumb as fuck.
▶ No.58385
▶ No.58577
3 days to make this animation, that was hard for me
▶ No.59854
>>59222
That car looks like Master Chief got ahold of a Ferrari.
▶ No.63841
Does anyone know the artist of this?
▶ No.66308
>>58031
>gender ratio fags
▶ No.66597
>>58031
what if the 87.5% includes both dboys and cboys