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What's up you memeloving fucks?
Post Pokemon you'd get pozzed by
▶ No.41339>>41340 >>67255
I'd want to make love to any of the Evee line, honestly. Their soft bodies and general sweet nature just make me want to have fun with them and goof while having sex. Arcanine or Ninetails are basic fucks, but I'd still go for em.
▶ No.41340>>41342 >>41491
>>41339
I really like Jolteon. He has an asshole that just won't quit
▶ No.41342>>41344
>>41340
I'd be scared of getting shocked. Swimming with Vaporeon and making love in the water while being weightless sounds so nice.
▶ No.41344>>41345
>>41342
>Glaceon just makes you so cold your skin clings to its body
▶ No.41345>>41347
>>41344
>Evee for a good time and soft fluffiness
>Vaporeon if you're into watersports
>Jolteon: electric massage
>Flareon: HOT!
▶ No.41347>>41350
>>41345
You know, all of the eeveemons can piss on you
▶ No.41350
>>41347
Pee is only ok to me if it can be washed off in a shower or something quickly when it happens. No facials either.
▶ No.41351>>41354
You're all faggots. I wouldn't get pozzed I'd be the one doing the pozzing.
▶ No.41354>>41356
>>41351
It's ok to want the pokecock, anon. But I prefer pussy licking and them licking and sucking me.
▶ No.41356>>41359
>>41354
How do you feel about cuntboys?
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>>41360
What did he mean by this
▶ No.41368
Ponyta and that sweet horse pussy.
▶ No.41375
Being pozzed by or pozzing him, I really would love to have an amorous sexual relation with him. I just want to feel his arms and his body.
▶ No.41395
>>41390
Jolteon did nothing wrong
▶ No.41399>>41407
>>41338 (OP)
Sylveon gives me weird feelings. Especially male sylveons.
I bet this is how people who're in to traps feel.
I'd be raped by a male sylveon. Not gay though.
▶ No.41407>>41413
>>41399
It's a female Sylveon (male), so it's fine
▶ No.41413>>41415
>>41407
Noo... I want a female Sylveon (male (female)) (female)
▶ No.41415>>41490
>>41413
I want a big oily eeveelution knot up my ass, so~
▶ No.41429
>>41425
Horsecocks are fine
▶ No.41449
>>41447
>It's been over 3 years since their last post
▶ No.41490
>>41415
Ovipozitors are better.
▶ No.41491>>41492
>>41340
i agree with that sentiment, thought my favorite really is sylveon
▶ No.41492
>>41491
Both are for fags, Vaporeon has been the best since 1996.
▶ No.41500>>41547
>>41338 (OP)
Ah, yes, the aids glorification threads. How I missed these.
▶ No.41501>>41530 >>54319
>>41338 (OP)
It being Pokérus does make the gifting less disgusting. Considering that Pokérus is beneficial, them acting negatively to it does seem weird. I'm going to pretend that it makes it hurt to pee but it goes away.
▶ No.41530>>41539
>>41501
>Sylveon says he has a gift for you
>He bends over and spreads his bum
>The entrance to his pipe looks a little bumpy but it's nothing to worry about
>He tells you what he means after you shoot inside him and pull out
▶ No.41539>>41547
>>41530
>get increased EV gain
>screw his cute little pozhole again
▶ No.41547>>41550
>>41500
Thank you for being so positive about it!
>>41539
Anon, it's a gift. It'd be selfish to just keep it for yourself and Sylveon~
▶ No.41550>>41558
>>41547
Well, it does tend to spread to the rest of the party...
▶ No.41556>>41560
>Vaporeon will never be your friend
Like an intelligent water dog you could make love to and train to fuck you silly as much as your little shota or loli body wanted.
▶ No.41558
>>41550
Well it spreads by contact so you'd better make like an EXP Share and spread it around. Don't stop until everyone is red and raw and completely engorged
▶ No.41560>>41563
>>41556
>when you go to the pool or muddy lake and lean backwards and expose yourself to them so they can rail and knot you
▶ No.41561>>41564
>poison plate arceus will never give you the sexual equivalent of the malboro bad breath attack and rot you alive after they flood your intestines with their vile cum
▶ No.41563>>41568
>>41560
>sitting on a deserted beach or lakeside with Vaporeon.
>holding them as the soft breeze blows, Vaporeon looking into your eyes.
>Petting and rubbing them you decide to discard your clothing.
>you lay on your back, letting him see and gain access to your tight asshole.
>licking at first, you see his cock beginning to peak through his sheath. He keeps licking you while you close your eyes and enjoy the feeling.
>His cock is fully exposed after a few minutes of licking and he's getting restless. You finally pull him close to your body, wrapping your arms around him. Your moist ass is all lubed and ready.
>He fucks you fast at first, the speed takes your breath away with how fast he's going. You have to tell him to slow down so he doesn't hurt you.
>he relents, taking it a little slower but you can feel his cock beginning to swell inside you, his breathing becoming ragged, wanting to fill your insides with his seed.
>You wrap your legs around his body, locking him in place as he picks up the pace for the finish.
>You're in heaven as he finally spurts thick streams of his semen into you. His cock slides out effortless as you give him a thank you hug for his efforts.
▶ No.41564
>>41561
But what if you gave him a Bug Plate and taught him Infestation?
▶ No.41568>>41569
>>41563
>romance and affection
Wow anon thats really gay and illegal
▶ No.41569>>41577
>>41568
Sorry fbi, next time I'll just skip to the rape and gore for you like you enjoy
▶ No.41577>>41578
>>41569
I'm just saying that smooching is really g-gay
▶ No.41578>>41586 >>67256
>>41577
But it's a display of affection between two beings that love each other deeply. It may be gay, but it's cute and sweet.
▶ No.41586>>41589
>>41578
I"d rather just smooch his asshole tbh
▶ No.41589>>41590
>>41586
Well then go for it! I'd love to get inside his ass and clean it with my tongue. I'd let him do the same to me too, we'd just be sixty-nineing and relaxing as we tongued each other for awhile.
▶ No.41590>>41593 >>67301
>>41589
That sounds lovely, anon
▶ No.41593
>>41590
Thanks, I try. I'd probably please his balls and already spent cock too; cleaning it off, kissing him and letting him taste his own. We'd go again and I'd let him take me doggystyle, stretching my loose asshole out with his knot as fast as he liked. I'd be masturbating and moaning loudly as we collapsed in a heap after he filled me one last time. We'd just kiss and cuddle for a while after that, washing ourselves off in the water and finally heading home to warm snuggles in bed.
▶ No.41605>>41621
>>41338 (OP)
>Post Pokemon you'd get pozzed by
I want to lube up a gen 3 missingno and gently slide it up my ass.
▶ No.41621
>>41605
What did he mean by this?
▶ No.41654
>>41636
But not thick where it matters.
▶ No.41663>>41677 >>44305
>>41636
I'll show YOU thicc
▶ No.41677
>>41663
Mew is secretly amazingly fucking sexy and makes me okay with lots of fetishes...
▶ No.41715>>41745
>>41378
See how many fingers fit in her ass, and move onto the second hand if necessary.
▶ No.41725
make me pregnant vaporeon
▶ No.41732>>41778
>>41447
I too would bang a female sylveon.
▶ No.41745
>>41715
>her
But what if that's a cuntboy?
▶ No.41803>>41807 >>44305 >>56397
>>41778
I'd get fucked by a trans velociraptor to fulfill my own lysine contingency, if you get my meaning.
▶ No.41807>>42234
>>41803
>>41803
>>get pozzed with pokerus or some other lovely "disease"
>your body becomes incapable of making an essential protein
>the only way to get it is to bend over and spread your bumhole open so heavily endowed raptors (whose cocks you can smell from three feet away) can shoot at it for target practice
▶ No.41819>>41822
>bugcasing
>again
>it's the sylveon faggots again
I wish they'd actually go get pozzed so they'd at least all die off already, holy fuck.
▶ No.41822>>41823
>>41819
>hating on girlyboys(♂)
If only there was SOME WAY to hide threads you didn't like??
▶ No.41823
>>41822
I know right? I mean if only there was some way to hide replies you didn't like as well, you bugchasing faggot.
▶ No.41824>>41826 >>41837 >>46433
And girlyboys/traps/twinks/femboys/trannys are always shit. Always.
▶ No.41826>>44305
>>41824
Good. That just leaves more for those of us who like it 😌
▶ No.41827>>41828
Pokemon feet are absolute trash. Get rekt Bui.
▶ No.41828
>>41827
>8ch was then DDOS'd for a week
▶ No.41837>>42658
>>41824
say that to my face not online see what happens bitch
▶ No.42234>>42254
>>41807
>MC will literally die unless they ingest semen or absorb it into their colon
This sounds like a fascinating premise for a really wacky smut story. I'll consider writing it.
▶ No.42254
>>42234
What's the worst that could happen?
You are what you eat, as they say
▶ No.42451>>42452 >>44331
"genderless" my fucking ass
▶ No.42452
>>42451
>Mewtwo won't fuck you ass
Feels bad man
▶ No.42656
Bumping with "which eevee has the best"
▶ No.44197>>44199
>>44196
It's a silly shitposting thread, not a dump you faggot. Bump if you actually have something to say.
▶ No.44198>>44201
>>44196
I want that Giratina to bareback me.
▶ No.44199
>>44197
>dumping porn doesnt count as shitposting
Yeah wow great ""discussion""
t. OP
▶ No.44201>>44208 >>44264
>>44198
Take his tongue to the hilt so you can gape properly for him to make target practice of your neghole
▶ No.44208>>44213 >>44264
>>44201
But what if I want to worship those disease-filled balls?
▶ No.44209
>>44196
>that 2nd pic
holy shit that cock looks so juicy i just want to suck it until i cant feel my mouth
▶ No.44213>>44216 >>44264
>>44208
The question is how would you? All his nasty cum is all locked up in his griseous orbs and you just can't get to it
▶ No.44216>>44221
>>44213
I guess I'll just have to be content with letting it cum to (and inside) me.
▶ No.44221
>>44216
You could pinch them, rub them, lick their rubbery texture, and beg to get bugged by his infectious sack
▶ No.44247
What if he had a bushy wet cunt too
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▶ No.44271>>44283
>>44264
why cant we ever have a good gay pokemon thread without you faggots and your poz meme. fuck you.
▶ No.44283>>44284
>>44271
Because this is a pokepoz thread, duh
▶ No.44284>>44291
>>44283
i'll just hide the shitposts and fap to the pics
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▶ No.44305
>>44291
whats posted in the thread dummy, like
>>44196
>>41826
>>41803
>>41663
▶ No.44331
>>42451
Nah that's just a blankbulge :3
▶ No.44377
>ywn be a cboy and get cuntbusted by smelly bugged pokedicks
▶ No.44384
hmmm... yes... this "trap" meme... is it... dare i say... epic?..
▶ No.44765>>44766
>Page 3 with last post 8 days ago
The fuck, is this thread broken or something? I know I posted on it 2 days ago at most with Giratina stuff
▶ No.44766
>>44765
Oh there we go, weird
▶ No.45205>>45207
>>41338 (OP)
I wish I could find stories for pozzing
▶ No.45207>>45208
>>45205
With which pokemon?
▶ No.45208>>45209
>>45207
doesn't matter, really, I just want stories or greentext
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▶ No.45210
▶ No.45214>>45258
Other than Sylveon and Scolipede, what are some extremely bugged Pokemon?
▶ No.45257>>54689
>female trainer lets her male Ninetails mount her in seclusion while traveling.
>nights are spent with her lying naked pressing herself up against his warm fur. Just letting him smell her musk and sweat as they come down after a nice session.
>She'll never get pregnant by him, and both love it.
>Working to fit his big knot all the way inside and stay in.
>Letting him lick her naked body all over.
▶ No.45258>>45652
>>45214
Bug or poison typed Arceus/silvally.
possibly silvally even moreso
▶ No.45259
▶ No.45652
>>45258
Silvally is precious and deserves to bug and get bugged
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▶ No.46432>>46438 >>46463
Pozzing is a shit meme fetish for shitposters online and psychopaths IRL. "Oh god you're filling my ass with AIDS I'm dying oh yeah baby" you might as well develop a stabbing fetish, at least then the penetration is more to the point.
Now, if the cum has magic effects, say, transforms the receiver, muscle growth, macro growth, makes him hornier and corrupts his mind with lust, or just absorbs into his body giving him kinky supernatural powers - fair enough, you're in the clear. The ones who treat it as a deadly disease deserve to hang. Not even gurofags like you people, and that's saying something.
▶ No.46438>>46447
>>46432
>>46432
Anon please, its a gift
You can always refund or exchange it~
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▶ No.46447>>46463 >>46552
>>46438
AIDS-fags should be forcefully sterilized, vasectomy, or in extreme cases, have their genitals lopped off. But I bet some of you would enjoy that...
THIS IS THE FUTURE POZFAGS WANT!
▶ No.46463>>46489 >>46492
>>46432
>>46447
>>46433
Yall niggas need to stop politicizing my thread with antigay /Pol/ memes. This is a thread about pokemon with a little twist, not a fucking gay lynch mob
▶ No.46489
>>46463
Politicizing this thread with anti-gay /pol/ memes is an improvement
▶ No.46492>>46501 >>46516
>>46463
Nigga, you are fetishizing a fatal disease. At least with vorefags they don't turn themselves into walking biohazards and can't really practice it IRL.
You deserve to have your thread derailed with political/anti-gay crap.
▶ No.46501>>46506 >>46511
>>46492
But vorefags are already a walking disease???
▶ No.46506
>>46501
Be that as it may, they are not contagious. Last I checked, nobody has ever gotten "nommed" by a blood spatter.
▶ No.46511>>67313
>>46501
eat shit, scum-feltcher. Vore is purest love.
▶ No.46516>>46533
>>46492
Poz shit irl is reprehensible obviously but online it's just a variation on a corruption fetish, nothing wrong with that.
You can post general corruption stuff if that makes you happier.
Besides this thread has talked more about Pokerus than anything
▶ No.46533
>>46516
>you will never suck on goodra while he fills you and slowly melts your insides while gently stroking and cuddling you, making you think its a good idea
▶ No.46551>>46592
why can't I just get something fast acting and awesome like ebola where I can turn into a son of nurgle instead of some bullshit anticlimatic shit
▶ No.46552
>>46447
On the bright side they can only enjoy have their genitals lopped off once
▶ No.46592
>>46551
Are we talking about fuckmonster transformation? Because that shit's hot.
and unbearably rare
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▶ No.54319
>>41501
>Considering that Pokérus is beneficial, them acting negatively to it does seem weird.
Let's just say that it is just roleplaying.
▶ No.54510>>54511
She can put a collar on me anytime.
▶ No.54511>>54513 >>54615
>>54510
What is this? Final Fantasy character design?
▶ No.54513
>>54511
No, it would seem to be bondage gear. An easy mistake to make, to be fair.
▶ No.54615>>54620
>>54511
Looks like Sylveon (male)
▶ No.54620>>54664
>>54615
I'm not at all sure how you could possibly think that's a male.
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▶ No.54677>>56288
>>54664
It also clearly doesn't have a dick.
▶ No.54689
>>45257
That sounds really nice.
▶ No.56288>>56316
>>54677
You clearly don't have a dick
▶ No.56316>>56317 >>56357
>>56288
Not sure how that matters when we're talking about a female Sylveon; and females don't have dicks.
But I do have one, thanks.
▶ No.56317>>56320
>>56316
All sylveons are traps.
Fortunately, this means all Sylveons are straight.
▶ No.56320
>>56317
1/8th of Sylveons are female. Also, liking traps isn't gay, but being a trap IS gay. So in your case all the Sylveon would be gay. In the actual case, just MOST of them are.
▶ No.56357>>56385
>>56316
What about dickgirls tho
▶ No.56385>>56390
>>56357
tfw no comics or doujins about a big dominant ballsy dragon getting knotted and pozzed by a sylveon trap dickgirl
▶ No.56399
>>56397
Why is that Glaceon wasting it?
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▶ No.59189>>59190
Is it true that you gain a soylveon's powers by eating one of their testicles?
▶ No.59190>>59191
>>59189
The prostate is the true prize, but the testicles work if you aren't willing to dig THAT deep. Make sure he's pozzed first because one or the other (poz or soy) will just poison you, you need both traits.
▶ No.59191>>59193
>>59190
>being a degenerate that chomps on his sack
The only problem is that he can't cum anymore
▶ No.59193>>59198 >>59202
>>59191
They aren't any good for milking anyways, might as well give him a free sex change so he can be useful somehow. And he can't complain because it's FREE!
▶ No.59198
>>59193
it's free just like bernie sanders would've wanted it
▶ No.59202>>59206
>>59193
What do you mean? I'd suck and milk a female Sylveon (male) until I was scuzzed as hard as he was
▶ No.59206
>>59202
you need to have equal parts soy and poz, like light and dark but grey and dark
▶ No.59227
>Bugchasers
Kill yourselves.
▶ No.67255
>>41339
>inb4 oversexed eeveelutions
I'd happily get pounded by any eeveelution, honestly. Sylveon first and foremost, though, because I just think they're so adorable...
▶ No.67256
>>41578
This is the cutest reply I've ever read.
▶ No.67268
There are a lot of posts in this thread that I'd guess to have been written by me but that I don't remember ever posting.
▶ No.67297>>67441
>pokepoz
I've been here a long time and I STILL don't know what "Pokepoz" is
▶ No.67299>>67304
Who is the least popular eeveelution? Is it Leafeon or Glaceon?
▶ No.67300
▶ No.67301
▶ No.67304>>67310 >>67314 >>67315 >>67441
>>67299
If we go by e621 post statistics alone, Jolteon is the least popular, followed closely by Leafeon.
What do y'all think it is about Umbreon that people like so much?
▶ No.67310
>>67304
Wannabe edgelords with a glowstick fetish. The same kind of people who eat tidepods.
▶ No.67313
>>46511 (Checked)
Absol has Wario Eyes in this pic.
▶ No.67314
>>67304
Umbreon is more mysterious and has been popular for a while... I actually don't know. I guess he's just the easiest eeveelution to draw, since most others are more complex.
▶ No.67315>>67457
>>67304
I think by reality statistics though, Leafeon is the least popular.
▶ No.67344
Can we just put bugchasers in a ditch and execute them? It'd save time and effort, really. Might even save lives.
▶ No.67441
>>67304
>Jolteon is the least popular
HIS ASS IS THE BEST
WHY
>>67297
Pokemon
Pozzing (bugchasing)
▶ No.67457
>>67315
>a fucking leafeon