▶ No.21005
I thought that's what /cow/ was for.
▶ No.21007
>>21002 (OP)
neon furries somehow made sparklefurs look tame. is that even a neon furry? how do i classify that last picture...
▶ No.21013>>26067
>>21002 (OP)
>When Digimon meets Pokemon meets feral autism
What was he thinking when he made this /fur/
▶ No.21044>>21045 >>21227 >>51008
>>21002 (OP)
Does this count as fur?
▶ No.21045
>>21044
>Horses
Yeah it does
▶ No.21050>>21054
>>21002 (OP)
I remember all the laughs with that furry wheelchair thing. You got the original?
▶ No.21054>>21059
>>21050
Nope, that is why i started this thread
▶ No.21064
>>21059
Perfect. Thank you.
▶ No.21068
>>21040
For my own sanity I refuse to believe this is real
It looks like Scar is getting dicked
▶ No.21069>>21071 >>27407 >>30482
▶ No.21071
>>21069
Behold my stand. 「Sonic Fox」!
▶ No.21074>>21076 >>21084 >>21092 >>21096 >>26191 >>30483 >>54716 >>64189 >>67153
I'll never understand why non-artists share family photos in their stream of commission uploads
▶ No.21076
>>21074
Welp, I lost.
Cringe/10
▶ No.21084>>21089 >>26501
>>21074
His mother died of cancer.
The cancer was his own son
▶ No.21089
>>21084
>Heart warming photos of mom will go great with
>Right next to my crayola blue paint hypercock
>turbovore, and double dicks
>orange so saturated it's hard to make out anything else
holy shit. is this guy still alive?
▶ No.21092
>>21074
Forget the creepy fetishes, shit-tier drawing, and ill-conceived tribute to his dead mom. The biggest issue I have with this is the saturated-blue-and-orange absolute worst color scheme ever devised.
▶ No.21096>>21101 >>21111
>>21074
This really irks me as well.
Sometimes you'll find photos of the the account owner's IRL dog amidst an abyss of knots and a million red flags pop up inside your head.
▶ No.21101
>>21096
Pretty different scenario unless you find him having lots of incest crayon drawings.
▶ No.21111>>21128
>>21096
Sometimes you'll find photos of the account owner's friends from school amidst an abyss of pictures of guns and a million red flags pop up inside your head.
▶ No.21124
>>21002 (OP)
Holy shit I love this thread, please keep it going, wish I had something to contribute right now
▶ No.21128
>>21111
Sometimes you'll find photos of the account owner's friends from school amidst an abyss of pictures of severed left hands and a million red flags pop up inside your head.
▶ No.21142
>>21040
I would've accepted him wearing his ears and tail over that.
▶ No.21174>>21282 >>61642
>Go to /b/ for random discussion
>mfw this autist is shilling his board
He's asking for a raid tbh.
▶ No.21180
every time I click the browse link on FA, at least 50% of the art is bad enough to make me wince. Usually bad enough I wish FA's block function hid artists from view totally the way it does on many other sites.
▶ No.21188
>>21158
>thumbnail focused on his crotch
It's bad enough he's using that drawing, but the fact that it keeps getting misused by either placing it so he's dry humping Scar or so that his dick is dead center in the image is hilarious.
▶ No.21227
>>21044
Thank you, I'm litterally sobbing while I laugh
▶ No.21241>>21275
>>21158
>Dominique
Is he black or a trap?
▶ No.21282>>21284
>>21174
>this autist is shilling his board
>his board
>He's asking for a raid tbh.
>He's asking
It's possible that somebody else is spamming his board in hopes that such a raid will happen.
▶ No.21283>>35609
>>21275
I.... Got nothing, that is the cringeist thing i ever saw.
The only thing it could top it off would be to go play in full fursuit
▶ No.21284
>>21282
there's literally no one else who shills that board besides eeriefag. he's done it on /v/ too. he's desperate for attention, but drives everyone away.
▶ No.21292
>>21286
Honestly this was a really good article. God damn, this guy makes it *work*
▶ No.21301>>21305
>>21286
I'm not saying he is a twat, he may be cool, good on him,
but he does make cringe at the mere sight of the FEMALE fursona on a promotional poster of a MALE gamer.
Is like the guy who went to work at mcdonals or whatever in full suit.
▶ No.21305>>21307
>>21301
Wait what? I thought they were just exaggerated pecs. Besides, does one more drop in the ocean really make that much of a difference?
▶ No.21307>>21311
>>21305
>exaggerated pecs
>waist
oh yeah.
What do ya mean by drop in the ocean?
▶ No.21311>>21314
>>21307
I mean, he's already gone off the deep end with his fursoña. Gender doesn't really matter all that much. Most people (myself included) see animals and funny animals as sexless unless they display obvious gender traits (pink clothes, long eyelashes etc). Perhaps it was drawn to be androgynous on purpose to make it less "ugh furries".
▶ No.21314
>>21311
I think I didn't explain myself well enough, is not only the whole female fursona on a yadayada
seeing a fursona on promo material is cringeworthy by itself. the androgynous is the cherry on top.
I think the whole androgynous fursona on a male person will make more people go "ugh furries" than otherwise.
>Most people see animals as sexless
yeah, but most people see furries as nothing but sex deprived, fuck whatever it moves, weirdos
▶ No.21322
Fresh cringe of eeriefag poking the bear like a retard. and getting b&
>REEEEEEEEE Undertale
>Muh professionalism
>Abloo abloo im just a user
https://archive.is/5jgVf
▶ No.21329>>21341 >>21342
>>21275
>hat looks like one of those things some girls wear
Eh, whatever. Kinda goofy but it fits his character so I can see why he'd like it.
Those hats are about the most you can get away with and still be at tolerable levels of autism anyway.
>Sonichu tier pendant
What the hell? Is that his badge or something?
>see him pop off after winning an MKX tournament
>motherfucker is wearing a goddamn tail in public
>it's flopping around everywhere while he's jumping around the stage excited as fuck about winning
I feel so bad for his parents. To have that chance to be so proud of their son winning a big tournament tainted by the image of that fucking tail flapping around.
▶ No.21331
>>21158
To be fair esports are cringey too, when players use their actual photos it seems so autistic.
So this whole thing with that furry seems like a big shitsoup of autism.
▶ No.21341
>>21329
It's okay. When you're a "WINNER" in society (meaning you have acquired massive amounts of cash, and it doesn't matter how) you can do whatever the fuck you want and nobody cares. Just look at all the bullshit Charlie Sheen got away with.
▶ No.21342
>>21329
>I feel so bad for his parents
It doesnt look like he's doing any excessively cringy shit and just looks like hes treating it like an accessory so I think they would be cool with it... that said does he have any FA with favorites that might change their mind?
▶ No.21364>>21366
Can the esports be topped?
▶ No.21367>>26071
>>21366
Jesus christ how horrifying
▶ No.21385>>21386
>>21366
I have to hand it to the ONE diaperfag for having a sense of humor.
▶ No.21386
>>21385
Video embed in tweet
▶ No.21438>>21490
>>21434
>derailing the thread
How is posting cringe derailing the thread?
▶ No.21487>>25773
Let's start a /k/ thread already
▶ No.21490
>>21438
RUNNING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND!
▶ No.21509
▶ No.21522
Let's make a /k/ thread and then move the shitstorm over there because I would read a /fur/k/ thread
▶ No.21581
▶ No.21829>>21837
Didn't know where to stick this one, it's not a music video but it is music.
>The lyrics tho
▶ No.21837>>21838
>>21829
Musically, this isn't actually that bad.
▶ No.21838>>21845
>>21837
Okay maybe not the second song. I was digging the jamaican style lyrics in the first.
▶ No.21845
>>21838
What a way to open an album
▶ No.25770
>>21059
>jihadi john
>Loss
>john wilkes booth
Perfect
▶ No.25773>>25775 >>26082
>Cringe
What the most you've seen paid for a commission? I don't think I've seen higher than that $1250 USD neon green dick fursona with the radioactive symbol on him.
>>21487
>/k/
someone post that old World War gun that a brony painted blue.
▶ No.25775
>>25773
forgot to mention it was a YCH auction.
▶ No.25777>>25779 >>25801 >>31224 >>38366
At least there is artistic merit.
https://www.youtube.com/user/alicetherat/videos
Pic related is from "Art 1992"
▶ No.25801
>>25777
>>25779
I love the announcers' descriptions.
"Self-explanitory" "sharing, uh, an intimate moment".
▶ No.26067
>>21013
>digimon
which one is this based off of? cause pic 2 really reminds me of sylveon
▶ No.26071
>>21366
>>21367
>diapers
that shit is tame compared to pic related and his monstrosities
it's disgusting that he's associating baby-making with diaperfags.
▶ No.26155>>26189
>>26082
I still rage from this day
▶ No.26158
>>26082
>mauser-500x334.jpg
That's a Lee Enfield. The second one is a Mauser.
There are so many of those rifles in the world that this doesn't phase me. At least the guns still work, and IIRC the one of the Mauser, they took the paint off afterwards. I would rather have something that can be recovered than something that is a "sporterized" abomination.
▶ No.26162
>>26082
Wasn't a proper mauser, and was cleaned up after. Only newfags care.
▶ No.26191
>>21074
I honestly can't believe this is real, is beyound satire.
▶ No.26261
>>26189
>>26190
Stop it! I said STop it!
▶ No.26342>>26497
>>21158
>Jason Zimmerman
I AM GROWING STRONGER
▶ No.26497>>40296 >>51046
>>26342
I just saw this. Some furry fursuiting in a march celebrating israel's independence.
▶ No.26501
▶ No.26509>>26524
>>26190
>that second one
Why? The other pony guns at least have some effort put into looking professional. The art on #2 looks like it was done by either a literal retard or a child. Either way, someone who shouldn't have access to a functional gun.
And why do they have to single out decent 1911s for this kind of abuse? Can't the ponyfags pick on some hideous $200 Hi-Point for once?
▶ No.26515>>26524 >>27416 >>63739
>>26190
That second one is a crippling injury waiting to happen.
▶ No.26524>>27416
>>26509
>>26515
it looks like it was covered in toilet shredded paper and scribbled on with markers and crayons.
▶ No.26566>>26576 >>26593
now hol the fuck up
is it just me or did some of the latest posts get removed
▶ No.26576
>>26566
codechimp is still actively fucking with the site. mods havent deleted anything, 8ch did some database reset moving to new security so if anythings gone missing along the ride. RIP.
▶ No.26593
>>26566
It's some kind of caching error sitewide on random threads, usually a handful on each board. It can be fixed by bumping the thread, like you did.
▶ No.27364>>28316
Does anyone have the stories from that one anon who visited cringe threads a lot? It was the one about a weirdo furfag who always forced himself into their tabletop RPGs. I can't even remember the guy's name but those stories were great.
▶ No.27401
>>21040
I find this image genuinely hilarious.
▶ No.27407
▶ No.27416
>>26524
I'm probably an idiot for using teal to highlight the area, but look at
>>26515 again.
Shit's dangerous.
When that slide fails, it'll fly into the operator's face.
▶ No.28311
>>21275
Met this guy at EVO talked with him a bit pretty chill guy, I'm glad he won MKx last year
▶ No.28329
>>28316
Holy shit, I had seen the first of those years ago and assumed that was it just because it ends on such a satisfying epilogue. It feels find out there are even more screencaps of the continued North story.
▶ No.28338>>28351
>>28316
I'm glad someone still remembers about North.
Yeah, I have not been able to update anything on North because I've been so busy with my new job. If I find some more spare time than the passing moments I just browse real quick, then I'll be able to type up another story about him because there were tons
▶ No.28351>>28352
>>28338
Can you link us his FA or DeviantArt account, please?
▶ No.28352>>28353 >>28364 >>28386 >>31247
>>28351
It's been so many years I don't remember, but here is what I do know:
1. He has a DA account (May be banned by now) but he might have an FA for all I know for the stuff he couldn't upload on DA
2. He had never grown out of the "Blue wolf with rainbow tail" thing, I remember his Steam icon and at the time his username was DJ Pony or something like that.
3. His art style (Or lack there of) is a mix of obvious tracing and bad anime drawing style to fill in whatever gaps there may be.
4. He never did learn to separate online from RL so he had journals of slanted stories about the events except he's the DM and he never dies.
5. He's most likely to have a tumblr account.
Thats all I can provide, I will be coming back tonight though for the long awaited "Horsing Around" chapter. But one chapter here is missing and that was North's Birthday. If someone can find that I would be pretty damn happy.
▶ No.28353
>>28352
Oh yes, and the username does contain the word "North" but I don't remember the rest.
▶ No.28364>>28366
>>28352
Accounts usually link back to one another. Think hard, Anon, do you remember his Second Life account name? Is there a friends list in that game and is he on it, would it link to his profile?
▶ No.28366
>>28364
He unfriended me on SL soon after the lag bomb, but it has the old two-name system.
The more you mention this, the more I realize I should had kept a strand on him so I could pull at to get some extra information or turn people on him because he's such a disgusting human being.
▶ No.28386>>28393
>>28352
I have no words to express how surprised I'd be to find out he didn't have an account on FA.
▶ No.28393
>>28386
Yeah, that was one of the things that shocked me too when we googled him. Naturally I didn't bring it up with anyone else because I didn't want to show my power levels that much, but we didn't find it.
▶ No.28398>>28400
>>28316
Holy fucking Jesus, how can a human being possibly sink so low?
▶ No.28400>>29156 >>31972
>>28398
I mean, North is pretty awful, but there's worse out there...
This one isn't even cringe. This is just... upsetting.
▶ No.29156
>>28316
>>28400
I honestly had no idea that two separate human beings could ever be so badly damaged. May God have mercy on all our souls.
▶ No.29496>>29507 >>53545
Dysnomia is the most autistic mod ever I swear
▶ No.29507>>29508
>>29496
Dysnomnia did nothing wrong
▶ No.29508>>29520 >>29529
>>29507
this is a pretty pleasing CSS, maybe we should get one.
▶ No.29520>>29537
>>29508
Eh. It fucks with transparent thumbnails and also Bill's colors are based on the Yotsuba B theme.
▶ No.29529>>29537
>>29508
>this is a pretty pleasing CSS
>Piss yellow and green the color of tired old limes
You can't be serious.
▶ No.29537
>>29529
OK, maybe it would get old having to deal with /b/razils CSS but I still think the whole faded picture background looks nice.
>>29520
>fucks with transparent backgrounds
>implying it doesnt happen with any theme other than default
The colors can still stay for the most part. Bill's been veering off from the exact YotsB scheme for a while, but I think we could experiment around with it.
▶ No.30482
>>21069
Fuck, I was going to post that.
▶ No.30483>>31248
>>21074
This is beyound cringe, I don't feel cringe I feel anger, I don't think even chris chan would do something like that.
▶ No.30780>>30783 >>30784 >>30785 >>31206 >>31209 >>31225 >>63722
Hot off the presses
What the actual fuck
▶ No.30783
>>30780
im at a loss for words, what am i supposed to be looking at here? i cant even begin to grasp ___'s true form of yiff.
▶ No.30784>>31206
>>30780
Is that a dick with a tail on it?
▶ No.30785>>30795
>>30780
>furry fidget spinner cock vore
i thought we've peaked
but we're still going
▶ No.30795
>>30785
Rule 34 is absolute.
▶ No.30851>>30852 >>30858 >>30949
Hey, I got something for the crowd. Got a bud who's an artist. Has one of those Tumblr art blogs with a plotline going. He got an out-of-the-blue contact by ye random furry creepazoid, which resulted in the twisted fuckery I'm posting here. He sent it to me, saying it was the weirdest shit he's ever seen (and, being a furry artist, he's been sent some WTF-inducing requests, natch!)
He sent me these a few years ago. I've added some commentary. "The-creepy-pasta-god" was his actual username; I don't mind using it here because, as near as I can tell, he no longer exists under that name. Hopefully he matured... ha! Here's their first conversation, split into two parts.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: Um hello can we rp?
> friend: As long as no sex is involved, I suppose so.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: Aww OK
> I guess I could use some practice with sfw stuff
> Friend: Please understand, I'm a married (species), I won't cheat on my wife.
His blog OC is indeed married, in-character.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: ……
> What?
> I thought we were talking mod to mod
> friend: We were, I just briefly changed to IC. :P Sorry
He's being silly because of the absurdity of this "hi can we fuck?" attitude.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: Please if you could rp as a (species) that I can do nsfw stuff with
> I just get so confused and stuff when I don't get nsfw stuff
Not getting cybersex "confuses" you? Hoooooboy.
> friend: I'm sorry, but I don't do nsfw stuff with strangers. We'll have to get to know each other better before I can do that.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: Ok lets do that
> friend: Heh, it's okay. So who are you, either mod or character wise?
> the-creepy-pasta-god: What do you mean?
> friend: Just who you are. I know nothing about you.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: I'm afraid I can't tell you that because it will scare you off
> friend: That's no good. I can't imagine what you could possibly be like that's worse than the penis golems I have to deal with on a daily basis as a furry artist.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: …..what the fuck….
> Ya know what no
> friend: My life is very weird. xD
> the-creepy-pasta-god: I don't want to know
> friend: You certainly don't!
> the-creepy-pasta-god: Try being the lord of all creepypastas
Back when I was first shown these conversations, I looked for this guy to try to locate more of his nuttiness. From what little I found of him elsewhere, he seemed to have his IC/OOC lines a bit blurred. You know that theory that every piece of fiction created now exists in some alternate dimension? You get where I'm going with this…?
> friend: Even the Sonic ones?
> the-creepy-pasta-god: ….. I'm sorry did I say all?
> I'm pretty sure that means all
I also found a post from the guy stating he'd only discovered creepypastas a month or so before, and had only read a few. So already, he's their god?
> friend: Oh boy. That actually sounds kind of cool. I have a pal who loves creepypastas.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: OK well I would rather not talk about my job right now
> So….
In the other posts I found, he talked as though this was a real belief: that he was their deity, and it was his duty to manage and oversee them all, hence "my job."
> friend: So what else?
> the-creepy-pasta-god: Idk what else do you want to know?
> friend: What your hobbies are, what can your character actually do, how old you are, that kind of stuff
> the-creepy-pasta-god: I like to play skyrim. He can do just about anything. He's a god! I'm 15 IRL. Don't judge me. OK…
Immaturity ahoy! I know he says "HE'S a god," but I swear I found posts in which he was talking about himself as thought it was all true.
> friend: I couldn't judge a 15 y/o.
> the-creepy-pasta-god Why?
> How old are you?
> friend: Twice as much.
> And I remember when I was 15, so I know it isn't exactly the easiest age to go through.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: OK then
> Do you know enough now?
AKA "Can we please fuck now? I'm really horny!"
> friend: I suppose it's a start. Anything else I guess I can learn in character.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: Um OK then
> friend: Anything you would like to know about me or my characters?
> the-creepy-pasta-god: Idk
> Do you have a character that is a virgin? I could explain why its important but you will possibly throw up and cry.
Throw up and cry? WTF could be that bad? Keep reading...
> friend: I don't think so. Most of my characters are adults, so they have had their chances in the past or have stable relationships.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: ….. OK just because they have had a chance to lose their virginity doesn't mean they have. There's such thing as not being a whore.
record-scratch.mp3
▶ No.30852>>30858 >>30949
>>30851
The insanity continues.
> friend: They have had their chances to lose their virginity to people they trusted and cared about. Except maybe one or two of my characters, who would probably fit your definition of "a whore".
A few of his characters are prostitutes, in a setting where sex isn't taboo and prostitution is an entertainment profession like any other
> the-creepy-pasta-god: ……
> I'm pretty sure I hate you right now
> friend: I'm sorry that you do.
> Welp, I suppose you may no longer want to befriend me. There go our RPing chances.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: Listen let's assume that all your characters that aren't in a relationship are virgins OK?
> It just makes more sense then everyone in your universe being a stupid whore
I wonder if maybe this guy grew up in a fundie Christian household, and is
basing his ideas on a cross between hardcore religious morality and his killer case of blue balls?
> friend: How about those who had sex while in relationships that eventually ended?
> the-creepy-pasta-god: No
> Just no
> friend: Very well then, no RPing it is.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: I'm trying to work out a comprise that can make this rp possible
> I need some god damn cooperation from you
Cooperation!?
> friend: I'm afraid your points of view are too strict for this game to work. My characters' sexual status should not be of any relevance anyway.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: Just because people have had the opportunities to have sex before doesn't mean they have had sex before. Take for existence a nun. A nun has had the chance before she became a nun but guess what. She didn't do it. And that's why she is able to be a nun. She didn't have sex. Very simple.
> And it is very relevant
> Its gonna be nsfw isn't it?
> I require my mate to be a virgin at first
I really think this reads like morality as seen through the eyes of a 15-year-old with
raging hormones, who grew up with devoutly religious, restrictive family. What I think he means is, "a woman must only have sex with their life-partner-to-be."
> friend: I'm sorry, that won't happen. I've barely known you for a few hours, I can only provide clean stories.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: Then let's wait a day or two for the friendship to sink in a bit
> friend: Are you sure there are no other (art site) users you can RP sex with?
> the-creepy-pasta-god: Nope
Weirded 'em all away, huh?
> friend: Please, I do not want to RP sex with you, nor do I want to force a friendship for that specific purpose.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: Nobody else really answers because they're too busy whoring themselves out to everyone else to rp sex with
> Also. Why?
Do you also require them to have never had sexual RP with anyone else before you?
> friend: Well, I only "whore myself out" to people I deeply care about, and that level of care takes a long time to develop. You can't just push it in order to get sex with someone you don't really know anything about. That would be, in fact, being a whore.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: ……
> I'll wait and get to know you
> That's the point I tried to get across before
And yet you spoke as though this could be done in five minutes, or two days
> friend: For as many years as required?
> the-creepy-pasta-god: Years?! Damn um OK sure I guess…
> friend: Very well then. Here's to the beginning of a solid friendship.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: OK
▶ No.30853>>30858 >>30949
A few days later, my friend gets another message from this guy. We're proud to present the Pasta Posse Jamboree... Here 'tis.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: I did it!
> I sealed the deal
> friend: Hooray!
> the-creepy-pasta-god I finally have some form of release!
> My balls have been aching
> I just wish I had something to empty this backed up cum into so I don't have to make a huge mess
> I suppose you could never help with that
So he finally realized there's a way to end blue balls?
> I use a towel.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: BTW I meant like a living thing. Like a person!
> You wouldn't ever help me by any chance would ya?
> Like in the future
Does he really mean "can we meet and fuck"? Nope, nope, NOPE!
> friend: I don't think I follow.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: With my problem
> I need a person to empty into
Oh, I see. Gotta use a person. Can't masturbate, oh, no! Remember what happened to Onan?
Also, "empty into"?? Easy guide to sex! Step one: insert tab A into slot B. Step 2: empty cum. Step 3: Finished!
> friend: Well, I'm straight, so no.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: Exactly as I thought
> Would you happen to know someone who would help?
Hmm, he's not asking whether my friend is a virgin. Maybe "emptying cum" is different to him than "having sex"? I have no feckin' clue.
> friend: Nope. I don't think I have any friend who is into being ejaculated into by a stranger.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: Ok
> What do you think would happen if I used my dog?
Record-scratch.mp3
>friend: You would probably get arrested for animal abuse.
We can only hope.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: Abuse?
> Hell he wants it!
> Ive woken up to him trying to lick my cock
My brain has just blue-screened. Ow.
> friend: Yyyeah, that's a moral dilemma right there. I'm going to not give an opinion there.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: He's a strange animal
> Anyway
> I don't think I'll use him
> Any ideas on who I could use?
Not gonna fuck Spot? Best decision you've made all day! "Use" is the keyword here, as will be seen below.
> friend: No one. Just discard it. Simply ejaculating into people is a very specific fetish I am not interested in, but I'm pretty sure that lovers are the only eligible people for that activity.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: Its not a fetish dumbass!
> I explained this before. I'm in heat! I need a mate
> During this time I need sex more than anything
> Sex involves cumming inside my mate
In heat? WTF?
> friend: Sex does not involve cumming inside a mate. That's sex for the purpose of reproduction. Human kind (and actually several other animal species) has created lots of kinds of sex that require no internal ejaculation.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: I'm not sure if you know what heat is then
> Heat is when you crave a mate and sex with said mate FOR REPRODUCTION! and besides it physically impossible for me to pull out anyway
I'm not sure if YOU know what heat is. Do you really not know that only female animals... oh, forget it.
Also: What, does he think he has a knot or something? This is what happens when the only things you know about the mechanics of sex, you learned on furry story sites which don't ping Covenant Eyes
> friend: Please, let's stop talking about sex. It's making me really uncomfortable.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: Then understand my struggle for five minutes!
Read: "give me exactly what I want, or else! My nads really hurt, and I can't jerk off or dad'll get out the paddle!"
> friend: I think I'm going to leave now. I'll see you later.
> the-creepy-pasta-god: Whatever!
He was blocked at this point.
▶ No.30858>>30859 >>30993
>>30851
>>30852
>>30853
The internet ruins children.
▶ No.30859
>>30858
I'd be more likely to say that a combination of the internet, the world's worst case of blue balls, and ultra-religious upbringing ruined this one.
▶ No.30949
>>30851
>>30852
>>30853
Not every day you see someone willing to tolerate that kind of shit for so long.
I'd have blocked him much sooner.
Leave out the commentary next time though. Include relevant information, but let people have their own reactions instead of throwing in quips constantly.
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▶ No.31098>>31100 >>31102
>>28316
do you have a handle i can give to a small youtuber that reads shit? i'd love for it to be read professionally
▶ No.31100>>40511
▶ No.31102>>40443 >>40511
>>31098
I asked my friend with a godly voice and he said he's up for it.
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▶ No.31215>>31221
>>31209
I found the commission on FA. The guy who commissioned it talked about it as though it was supposed to be WTF-inducing. It's not a serious thing.
▶ No.31221
>>31215
>Spending money on a shitpost
I am too poor to understand such things.
▶ No.31225
>>30780
Wtf this wtf is doing, wtf is going on.
▶ No.31227>>31229 >>31230 >>31234
>>21002 (OP)
Why is markplier fanbase so fucking cancer?He's far less popular than Pewdiepie and other gamers but his fans fucking spam deviantart and furaffinity with this shit
▶ No.31229>>31249
>>31227
His brother is a furry.
▶ No.31230
>>31227
it was the same with pewdiepie when he was at his peak
▶ No.31234
>>31227
His brother, Tom Fischbach, is the creator of that furry webcomic "TwoKinds"
▶ No.31243
>>26189
Could you imagine coming across these weapons a decade or two after the Apocalypse? You're hunting for ammo and supplies and you come across a perfectly good rifle or whatever, which has been ruined by painting it after a children's cartoon show.
▶ No.31247>>40511
>>28352
I didn't realise you were on here. It's been years since I read those stories.
Hey, did you ever get back in contact with your friends from high school? And North, what state was he from?
▶ No.31248
>>30483
Don't fucking temp him.
▶ No.31249
>>31229
He says he isn't, which is obvious bullshit.
Did he ever become a radiotherapist or did he just give up? I thought he wanted to help treat people with cancer because his father died from it.
▶ No.31266>>31270 >>31273 >>31275
>During the keyblade war of the furries, there was a secret master who hid in black and yellow... who seeked out random furry wielders and would consume them with his mighty masculinity for his own life, pleasure and strength; against their own will. However, what this omnipotent figure was really wanting to consume would be for his ultimate fan of his own... a fan that would know of him and his great tale of dominance... for you see, based on an old prophecy... the mysterious canine would need to consume a fan that would, once consumed, give the owner's junk the ultimate ability to stay plump and big forever. So one fateful night, the being went to meet the young pup in his crib, casted a spell that would effect the mind of the pup, and then went away... waiting... waiting for the day to whence the pup will grow to be a big meal to savor...
>Years pass, and the 'chosen' fan, known as Gruine, grew up to be a big hound dog for whom was with his dinosaur partner... living together. The young canine was just training to be a wielder alongside his new true love.. BigDinocus. However, he has always had a obsessive crush on a mysterious canine figure over the years... in dreams... a figure with perfect white fur and a black cloak which held a golden bulge of masculinity...
>Now since he is older and was brought into the battle ground since being promoted to a head position, Gruine decided to follow his mind and 'crush' and went rogue... to go out and fulfill his obsession. But when the other love confronts him of what he is doing, Gruine will have to make a decision that would either change the course of the war or change the course of his heart...
>Either way... All light must return back to darkness... And all darkness must return to:
>light...
>white...
>fur.....
▶ No.31270
>>31266
What the fuck did I just read? Pleeeeeease tell me that's just something made-up based on the image.
▶ No.31273>>31274
▶ No.31274>>31275
>>31273
I was going to say, is that another Brian Griffin OC variant? There are already a couple of 'em around.z
I only know Kingdom Hearts through friends who're fans, yet I know whoever drew that keyblade thing fucked it up.
▶ No.31275>>31358 >>31375
>>31274
Searched "Gruine" on FA. Nope, it IS as bad as it seems. Cockvore-lover. According to his character sheet, he's 6' 8" tall, yet his testicles weigh 1.76 tons EACH. I get fantasy, but...
>>31266
And yes, that's the write-up on the submission, a cross (it seems) between his fetish and a love for Kingdom Hearts. And yes, that IS Brian.
▶ No.31358>>31376
>>31275
More on this guy PLEASE
He sounds like cringe incarnate
▶ No.31375>>31376
>>31275
>his testicles weigh 1.76 tons EACH
With that kind of density they should be affecting local gravity... also, why that SPECIFIC weight??
▶ No.31376>>31673
>>31358
Gruine is his FA name. He's the tan canine in that pic. His BF is the green scaly guy. He's one of those fetish-hyperfocused people, and he draws (that's his work, the Kingdom Hearts pic).
His fetishes are big genitals, cock vore (of the "you die and turn into cum" variety), Brian Griffin, and... that's about all he draws. Oh, and feet, but that seems to be mainly his BF's fetish. Not my style of art at all, I think it's grotesque, but then I'm also not into vore.
>>31375
No idea, that's what his character sheet says. He adds that the pair usually weigh about 2 tons together when empty. He apparently can grow his unit to incredible sizes (for swallowing a whole group of furs at once, natch).
Like I said, I totally get fantasy. Some of my characters do things nobody can really do. To me, the creepy part here is non-con + digestion-into-cum... and the twisted-looking art style (though I understand it's emphasizing the "engorged" look the artist loves).
▶ No.31661>>31793
>>31657
Not exactly furry, but what the actual fuck
▶ No.31673>>31682 >>31697 >>31815
>>31376
>He adds that the pair usually weigh about 2 tons together when empty
Okay, I'm gonna have some fun here, because why not. So fuck furry anatomy: semen isn't produced in the testicles, sperm are. So his testicles are not only made of matter chiseled off a fucking neutron star, but somehow produce 0.76 tons of sperm apiece, resulting in 3,040 pounds of sperm per ejaculation.
Since sperm and semen are pretty much mostly water, it's fairly well safe to approximate its density at the same as water, which is one gram per cubic centimeter. Doing the math results in this 3040 pounds of sperm being equal to 1,348,921 grams, or also CCs. Since a CC is also a milliliter (isn't metric just so fucking convenient?) we can determine this weight of water to be equal to about 1,379 liters.
And that's JUST the sperm. Consider that sperm constitute only about 3% of total semen volume. In order for it to have an associated appropriate amount of semen with his sperm, you'll need a grand total of 45,967 liters of the stuff. Per ejaculation. (For point of comparison, a real life whale ejaculates about 20 liters.)
This is approximately the amount of liquid contained inside a swimming pool that is 15 feet by 28 feet, and about 4 feet deep. I'm not sure what kind of hammerspace physics this guy needs to be able to store that much semen inside his body, but there it is.
As a final note, even if this guy ejaculated with the force and volume of a FIRE HOSE, it would still take 134 minutes (over two hours) of continuous cumming, for it all to shoot out. Talk about an orgasm.
▶ No.31682>>31691
>>31673
Are you trying to turn him on more?
▶ No.31691
>>31682
Possibly...
I am the guy who, infamously back on /furry/, purported to have calculated the volume of a child's colon, for fetish purposes.
▶ No.31697
>>31673
Awesome analysis. I'm sure he'd just say "this is fantasy, I can do whatever I want," but... talk about dragging physics into a back alley and beating it senseless with a Louisville Slugger studded with nails.
>>31657
What the bloody hell IS this!? Some of the hands-down weirdest fetish shit I've ever seen. And what do you do when you actually need to type a space...?
▶ No.31793
>>31661
according to his FA there his version on living machines, so i guess if airplane girls count as furry.
also them comments
▶ No.31794>>31796 >>31804 >>34300
>>31657
This is beyond autism, this is 'foreverially delitized' levels of horror..
▶ No.31796>>31804
>>31794
problem is that the delitization was always a joke.
▶ No.31804
>>31794
Pretty much. I think these are creepier, but... yeah. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over.
>>31796
Delitization wasn't, it started as vent art (the reator was a guy on DA called Rafe15, and he said as much) though I suspect it was also serious fetish material. Know Your Meme has two of his first drawings, Jake the kangaroo rat and a pikachu, and some of the meme versions which came later.
▶ No.31808
>>31657
This is literally if Junji Ito did technology fetish porn.
▶ No.31815
>>31673
>As a final note, even if this guy ejaculated with the force and volume of a FIRE HOSE, it would still take 134 minutes (over two hours) of continuous cumming, for it all to shoot out. Talk about an orgasm.
Oh jeez, this bit made it worth the math.
Despite being back-of-the-envelope, I think it's close enough to the truth to get the point across. He's a fucking doublewhale.
▶ No.32732>>32820
Dunno if it's full-on cringe, but if anyone has an InkBunny account, I can suggest two really, REALLY bizarre artists. Both draw some weird stuff, and are conspiracy theorists.
One is MoyoMongoose. The other is EmmetEarwax. Go read, look, and be weirded out.
▶ No.32820>>32824
>>32732
Why didn't you just link them?
▶ No.32824>>32846 >>32860
>>32820
I was tired when I posted that. Here ya go.
https://inkbunny.net/moyomongoose
MoyoMongoose: Bizarrely-specific descriptions & depictions of life in a tiny village, lots of focus on juvenile interest in genitals (err, I mean "pee-pees") and a few weird theories.
https://inkbunny.net/submissionview.php?id=1356368&page=2#pictop
How to simulate a storm, apparently.
https://inkbunny.net/EmmetEarwax
EmmetEarwax: more really weird art, and more conspiracies from a very old guy.
▶ No.32846>>32852
>>32824
>moyomongoose
oh god please no not again. don't let pee-pee see me.
▶ No.32852
>>32846
LOL. Bad experiences with this guy's bizarre stuff?
For those who haven't looked, he'll have these slice-of-life drawings of characters shopping, or doing other mundane stuff, with several zoomed-in parts explaining things in the background... which include one (or more) crotch shots, talking about the characters' pee-pees and, yes, what they're doing at the moment, or what they look like erect, or some other thing we really didn't want to know.
▶ No.32860>>32919 >>37195 >>37301
>>32824
>moyomongoose
I don't know what to feel about this.
He clearly has problems, but it seems like he's managed to be somewhat functional in society on his own.
>I can relate to this situation as there was a time years ago that I lived in a trailer park in a 5 W x 10 L closed in utility trailer converted to a tiny house trailer (I use to refer to it as 'the glorified telephone booth'). At least it was only me by myself instead of two sharing that trailer. And at least it was shelter instead of being homeless.
▶ No.32919
>>32860
Yeah, I'm not poking fun at HIM - if he does have issues, he's obviously got it together. But some of his subject matter is... very weird, to say the least.
▶ No.32990>>33261
>>32989
How did you find this 12 view video? Do you know the person?
▶ No.33261
>>32989
Oops it's down.
It was a 9 year old girl giving out her address and asking for a free fursuit.
>>32990
I've got my sources.
▶ No.33282>>33285
>>21040
Thats fucking cool, whats the problem.
▶ No.33285>>33288
>>33282
You never let your power level unleash that high in a spotlighted public place, that's what
▶ No.33288>>33298 >>33327 >>33960
>>33285
I never have sadly, some day.
But seriously the guy is a pro gamer so people have to take him seriously at least inside that community so he uses that to show off his furryness, I don't see an issue with it, I think it's cool.
▶ No.33298
>>33288
>the guy is a pro gamer so people have to take him seriously at least inside that community
Are you serious?
You can admit someone's good at something without having to respect them as a person.
You're not magically immune to being called out for doing cringy shit just because you can beat people at a game they like.
>he uses that to show off his furryness
There are so few instances that actually call for a person to "show off" how much they like anthropomorphic animals.
This isn't one of them, even if he *could* get away with it without looking like a complete autist. He can't
▶ No.33327
>>33288
>showing your powerlevel is cool
Fuck you, stupid furry faggot.
▶ No.33960
>>33288
>pro gamer
More cringy than furry tbh
▶ No.34009
>>33958
I might play this with friends if it didn't have an emphasis on furry vore.
▶ No.34022>>35422
>>33958
This looks absolutely awful.
I doubt this person has even balanced the cards he's made, and he's doing way too many too fast.
He's going to be competing with the other, and awful, furry trading card game.
Right from the get-go he's mismanaging his cash because he wants to commission popular artists rather than ask them directly for an opportunity to advertise like Furotica had before it got big enough to outright pay. But this kid wants fucking 15k to commission all of this? Like that's horrible mismanagement when you could find tons of people who would do it for cheap (I used to get high quality art for about 10 bucks).
Not to mention he used his shitty OC for advertising, it's so jarring. Not only is it badly designed but it's just sparkledog tier. The emphasis on the mouth is also disgusting like it belongs on a different image than the shitty cat and I know he's got a vore fetish but when something doesn't look like it belongs it's going to grab attention in the wrong way.
▶ No.34038>>35422 >>39054
>>33958
>fetish games
>multiplayer fetish games
▶ No.34073
>>21040
On one hand I'm impressed that he does have enough fame to get them to do that, but on the other I am also cringing that he WOULD do that in the first place.
▶ No.34082
>>31657
we'll I'm glad someone found my discovery of this cringe good enough to post on /trash/
polite sage for self gratification
▶ No.34280
>>28316
People believe this nonsense? This seriously sounds like a revenge-fantasy one autist wrote about about another autist, trying to see who can out-autist the other.
Why the hell would this "North" keep coming back when he knows they keep messing him and abusing him? Not like they were doing it in secret, the story boasts about how they were doing it on purpose in front of him and it pissed him off every time.
How could multiple admins so easily be tricked into thinking someone else dropped a lag-bomb when they would have logs for the very reason of finding out who does something like that? Much less, falling for it twice?
Does he seirously think his Thundercats-based fantasy fanfic world is so amazing and awesome that it's such a henious crime warranting the abuse he did to mess with people that copied it?
▶ No.34294>>34296
At what point do you just say "Okay, maybe this shouldn't be <Fandom> related"?
But instead of making an actual OC, they just overdesign an MLP character because this'll make them super popular with MLP fans right?
▶ No.34296>>34301
>>34294
Speaking of ponies, type in basically any arbitrary thing + pony or MLP. Here is a random sampling.
▶ No.34300
>>31794
I didn't think anything could top Boston And Shawn tbh, but here we are today.
▶ No.34301
>>34296
>Taco Bell
>All these recolors of one of the most simplistic art styles ever devised
No seriously, why the fuck Taco Bell?
How fat are you that you need to recolor a fucking cartoon horse to match a fucking fast food chain logo?
▶ No.34304>>34361 >>35625 >>40286 >>40425
I cringe everytime I check on a non-4chan imageboard. Unfunny edgelord wannabes posting the most retarded disgusting shit imaginable, and simply not ever leaving.
I also cringe when I try to find a good furry-centric imageboard. It is almost entirely porn, and porn not drawn by somebody with a sense of beauty, or any level of skill. And other anon keep saying how it's "so hot, plz post moar".
There, I said it. I'll leave now......... what do you know, the door did NOT hit me at all!
▶ No.34361>>40425
▶ No.34477
Got two gems from F-List. I know there's probably fucktons of cringe there, but these struck me as big.
I was searching, and I kept running into all these profiles of herms with no picture, similar mega-lists of kinks, and names which sound like they came from sort of shitty fantasy name generator. Look up any of these for an atom bomb worth of cringe.
Sterling V. Armorsoul
Aurora M. Armorsoul
Fang X. Stripepaw
Faith S. Summerpaw
Adalyn V. Swiftclaw
Lynda L. Runeclaw
Azure Blackclaw
Luna Cinderclaw
Ignatus V. Shadowclaw
Luna Shadowclaw
Erika N. Cinderclaw
Rosalyn A. Clawlust
Diana Clawfang
Sila V. Swiftfang
Alyssa A. Naturefang
Aella L. Brightfang
Aliza F. Seafang
Lin S. Winterfang
Anna V. Shieldfang
Serah H. Ironshield
Sterling Ironshield
Moana A. Shieldtearer
Andreas Shadowmane
William H. Shadowmane
Anderson Wintermane
Ariel T. Goldenmane
Aurora T. Naturemane
Arthur L. Sunmane
Ingrid V. Redmane
Amelia H. Brightmane
Austin H. Brightmane
Aura Auroramane
Midnight Silvermane
Carina A. Scarletmane
Jacob S. Crimsonmane
Carmelia Wintermane
Kerri V. Arcticmane
Abbadon X. Swordbane
Auralia B. Emberblaze
Rose T. Maneblade
Damion V. Bladedancer
Abla R. Nightblade
Lewis A. Winterblade
Anderson Lustblade
Amethyst Bladestorm
Ebonia Davnira-Piros
Ragnorok S. Altran
Tammy A. Xiloscient
Emerald Defender
Accia T. Indacolus
Bertha V. Ivorytusk
Olivia F. Nightgleam
Kenneth R. Wildstrike
Ariel Windripper
Angelica Warbreeze
Artemis R. Arcticrune
Angel V. Lightwing
Amethyst L. Starwing
Aurora C. Angelwing
Aura V. Stormspike
Melody Skysprayer
Rose T. Shieldscale
Alexia Shadowscale
Naomi Shadowscale
Kari H. Shadowhide
Luna Seagrace
Annette Seekereve
Lillian O. Shalath
Aureole S. Shadowhorn
Aurelia B. Stronghorn
Iris A. Swifttail
Angeline V. Winters
Sapphira H. Skysmith
Brittany Blessheart
Faith E. Blessedheart
Ammaya V. Snowshadow
Aderyn V. Snowhorn
Tiber V. Shadowmist
Aurora F. Stronghorn
Rexxy V. Shadowhoof
Ebonia V. Emberrune
Cassandra Moonflower
Feraya A. Seafin
Leah V. Armorridge
Freya A. Kusanagi
I looked at some of the profiles, and often they listed a different "random fantasy name generator" name than the one attached to the profile.
I also found a profile that reads like the biggest Marty-Stu I've ever seen. The character is Tony the Tiger (the Frosted Flakes mascot), and films commercials and does endorsements. He's big, he's beefy, he's hung. But besides that, let's see, where do I begin? He's a football champion. A personal trainer. A long-time porn actor/model with hundreds of video and magazine shoots. Has been the centerfold in "PlayGay" three times. Has several best-selling books on exercise and diet. Also writes a popular series of detective novels. Has THREE PhDs: medicine, biology, and philosophy. He's secretly a call boy, too. Let's throw mpreg on top of that heap. Only things missing are being a billionaire philanthropist and having a tragic past-- if you threw those in, the Marty Stu Meter would simultaneously explode, combust and melt.
▶ No.35422>>35423
>>34038
>>33958
>>34022
I just read his indiegogo page, it's a mess. It's almost glorious in a way.
I'm in the games industry too. If you read the page, you'll find even more wrong than just the niche-within-a-niche thing. But it all gets nicely summed up by one fact:
He does not want to reveal his name or be directly associated with the game he is designing... Buuuut he expects other people to physically meet and play the game.
It's the physical aspect that kills this, in every way. No matter how poorly the game is designed from the outset, if it were made as a purely digital game it would have a chance. Get the non-final stick-figure cards in a working browser-based alpha, have people play loads of it, record the games, get feedback, *then* spend a kings ransom on art and making it pretty.
Even then, knock it down to as few cards as possible. Let people build as many decks as they want in an online system, because the meta will need to be balanced, and that many cards will make it impossible...
...
...
I just, there's 1000 things wrong. This is the first cringy thing where I'm so badly tempted to just reach out and be like "Yo boi, I know you outta college toppa class dawg, but lemme show you how the streets work."
▶ No.35423>>35479
>>35422
Your plan sounds so much better that it almost made me feel like his game had a chance even though he's doing none of that.
▶ No.35479>>35670 >>35726
>>35423
Aaaagh I started going down the rabbit hole and read the quick start guide. Toppa Class doesn't know how to write rules at all.
So, even outside of the cards, the game requires custom 'destiny dice'. Since nobody on earth has the custom dice, you can use a regular D6! As long as you treat 4,5, and 6 as 1, 2, and 3, and understand that each number also has a color. He doesn't tell you which colours belong to numbers, because why would you?
Next, the rules are already referencing 'card packs' and 'prebuilt decks'. I bet, reading the rules, we could figure out his full planned product lineup. Apparently prebuilt decks come with addition and subtraction counters included!
So, I'm going to go on an aside and talk about MTG, which Toppa Class is clearly hoping to emulate here. MTG has an excellent quick start guide. Someone completely unfamiliar with the game could take the guide and, in one read-though have a rough understanding of the game. One thing it does particularly well is always explaining a concept before referring to it.
... In the Gurgle quick start guide, he doesn't do this. You need to read the whole guide at least twice before understanding the early stuff.
And it's just, well, sloppy additive design. Good game design is reductive, you focus on core gameplay loops and try to minimize the baggage required to make it interesting by taking out excess rules and concepts. Aside from just making the rules cleaner, it also opens possibilities. The best example is comparing MTGs "enchantments" to Gurlges "Aspects" and "Plights". Players can decide if an effect is good or bad, and in advanced MTG gameplay lots of great combinations might involve inverting the traditional intent of cards. It's more rigid and complicated in Gurgle because the "good and bad" is enforced by rules, and even then the targets are further filtered down by "predator and prey" they can be applied to. Even then, "Predator and prey" is an additive concept, it should just be "creatures" or "animals". If he rejiggered the stats on the card a bit he could have made carnivorousness an attribute - one which could have been manipulated by other cards for more interesting gameplay. Imagine the scene where a tiny rabbit manages to devour a massive bear because the cards were played correctly, vs the scene where the rabbit is always going to die. Less rules, more interesting gameplay. Toppa Class copied so many rules from MTG, but he only copied the ones that make the game worse.
I guess, lastly, Toppa Class is also just using weird words for everything. It's a knitpick compared to the broken everything else, but it's like he opened up a thesaurus just so he could use different words than existing games. It deliberately screws with what people might know; instead of calling the start of a turn the "Amend Phase" just call it upkeep, and instantly any MTG players will know exactly what's going on. Instead of calling oen specific action an "Action", use the term "Trap" and instantly Yu Gi Oh players will know what's up.
*Throws hands wildly in the air*
I'm halfway to just designing my own knockoff furry card game to show him how it's done! FUCK!
▶ No.35609>>35623 >>35674
>>21283
Oi, Sonic Fox would wreck you in any beat em up. Also, he's most likely massively self ironic about the costume and name.
▶ No.35623
>>35609
>Also, he's most likely massively self ironic about the costume and name.
What exactly is leading you to that assumption?
▶ No.35625>>40425
>>34304
>.........
Where's pac-man when you need him?
▶ No.35635
>>21158
Can't simmer the Zimmer
▶ No.35670
>>35479
>I'm halfway to just designing my own knockoff furry card game to show him how it's done! FUCK!
Too bad he's gonna get 800,000$ in fundings because furries are fucking retarded and you won't be able to do anything about it. Then he'll realize he's just a worthless autist and isn't able to pull this thing off so he'll just disappear with the money and the only people who'll complain are the ones who actually do this for a living who'll feel cheated for witnessing some guy getting their 10-year salary for simply promising to do their job while not actually doing it at all.
Oh and don't worry, you will not get a single penny if you tried to do the same yourself.
▶ No.35674
>>35609
>whiteknighting e-sports furry autist
>ironic name and costume
ok sure kid
▶ No.35726
>>35479
>I'm halfway to just designing my own knockoff furry card game to show him how it's done!
What? You think things being done WELL is what sells in this world? Are you fucking INSANE??
▶ No.35839>>36187
>>31224
>toothpaste
holy shit no
▶ No.36178
>>21040
I want to fuck his autistsona
▶ No.36187
>>35839
that's K-Y you autist
▶ No.37195>>37202 >>37269
>>32860
This really gets on my tits, actually, because as an intactivist myself this entire premise is extremely counter-productive as a way of protesting.
▶ No.37202
>>37195
There are no productive methods of protesting. You'd be completely wasting your time no matter what. The only way it will ever stop is if someone at the very top of the lawmaking totem-pole decides to do something about it and force the American people to comply, whether they want to or not. Kinda like what they did with ending segregation. Although, with the universal rape of the country over "religious freedom", I can't see it happening, ever.
▶ No.37214>>37233 >>37265
>>25779
>liverpool
Please god tell me you yanks nicked that name and it isn't one of us.
▶ No.37233>>37553 >>37652
>>37214
It's American. The phone number follows standard US formatting and has an American area code. There are five Liverpools in the United States, and an East Liverpool in Ohio.
▶ No.37265>>37652
>>37214
>The work of Central Pennsylvania's artists and craftspeople
▶ No.37269>>37270
>>37195
>intactivist
You can't change shit unless you actually go outside you coward. You aren't any type of activist and you never would be if someone with more initiative didn't start a cause for you to hop on like a fly landing on shit. You have no conviction, you are a mindless drone being used as a pawn by people with ideas you use to define yourself. Get outside your door and let people know about the Jewish snip mafia, try to stop it even with your own two hands, but don't you even call shitposting about how Jews mutilating babies is wrong on the internet "activism." Its like every faggot who uses that word forgets the "active" part.
▶ No.37270
>>37269
That's an awful lot you seem to have gotten from one sentence. Do you require a sheet upon which to project, or is your desire to point at some clouds and summon a hero to save us all?
▶ No.37301>>37317 >>37412 >>38032
>>32860
>the long nose of the doctor
He knows what he's drawing.
▶ No.37317
>>37301
>nose
snout
s n o u t
▶ No.37412>>38032
>>37301
I've looked through his stuff, and Jews don't seem to be one of his conspiracies. Moral degeneracy is; he has an IC TV show starring two trolls or goblins, who teach kids to use bad language and be destructive. Maybe that's why he calls penises "pee-pees."
The creepiest thing about his stuff is that nearly every post that involves characters interacting has a close-up of their crotches and a bunch of details about that.
▶ No.37553
>>37233
>There are five Liverpools in the United States
One here in Australia too. Half our place names are stolen straight from Britain. It sucks.
▶ No.37652
>>37233
>>37265
Thanks, I guess I ignored location info until it became interesting.
▶ No.37761
>>21059
>the wtc edit
Welp, time for my scheduled macro wank
▶ No.37995
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
There's 5 parts to this, by the way. It's fully animated after 4 minutes.
https://youtu.be/ymeuViz1Psk?list=PLD9STRv6CzOvzB-qvvoqV8PaVOJWgC8Xi
▶ No.38032>>38034
>>37301
>>37412
>Jews don't seem to be one of his conspiracies.
Well, the circumcision-loving rat doctor's name is Dr. Iscelberg. Probably just a coincidence.
▶ No.38039>>38057
>>38034
>"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past"
▶ No.38057>>38468
>>38039
>I abandoned my friends to pursue goals that I never even achieved. Now it's too late to make new friends and everyone I knew has married and moved on to the next part of their lives. Not even eating an entire ice cream cake alone can fill the void in me.
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▶ No.38366>>53902 >>54529 >>63214
>>25777
>>25779
A little context. The artist is Brian Swords (Biohazard), and he did this as a prank. The gallery show presenters were OH SO serious about this being BOLD, expressive outsider art. They were far less understanding when they realized they were had.
▶ No.38389>>38439
▶ No.38439
>>38389
Good thing I have them disabled, they really get in the way of furry porn.
Also marjani is a cool artist.
▶ No.38468
>>38057
>ice cream cake
It looks more like a banana split to me
▶ No.38852>>38854 >>38867 >>38886 >>38924
>I'm a furry
>I also smoke cigarettes
>Hmm...perhaps I should combine those two things somehow.
▶ No.38854
▶ No.38867
>>38852
Might be the first guy that could get himself fired for taking a smoke break where it's allowed.
▶ No.38886
▶ No.38924
>>38852
First one is funny, the rest are legitimately terrifying.
▶ No.38955
>>38942
>high setting in a static image is a stretch goal
▶ No.38973
>>31657
Absolutely fucking unbelievable.
▶ No.38988>>39043
>>31657
ordinary_people_vs_creative_people.png
▶ No.39043
>>38988
Are we talking "normal creative", or "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 'creative'"? Because this looks more like the latter.
▶ No.39053
>>38942
Please show me the finished result, I have the feeling it looks EXACTLY like that sketch except colored and with wings or some shit.
▶ No.39054
>>34038
>lets play a multiplayer fetish game
>k
>two guys with the same fetish sitting together with awkward silence, not considering to fuck instead
▶ No.39085>>39089 >>39091 >>39172
I want to see a photo of the human whose fursona this is in the exact same setting, pose, and clothing.
▶ No.39089
>>39085
I don't think you'd want that
▶ No.39091
>>39085
Does a diaper and binky really count as "clothing"?
▶ No.39172>>39231
>>39085
But, why terraria? It's actually a solid game.
>>39169
>your
JUST
▶ No.39191>>39230
>>39169
>no name and shame
You're on the wrong board.
>>>/reddit/
▶ No.39197>>39198 >>39230 >>39263 >>40056 >>40366 >>64120
You guys hungry for some fresh OC? My friend showed me this guy recently.
He's been making a name recently by coercing artists who run YCH by refusing to pay said artist if he doesn't like the other person's OC and will go behind their backs to sell off the other person's slot and act innocent during the whole thing. He's been caught about three times doing this, maybe more.
He's also horrible just to be around from what I heard and doesn't necessarily have friends but he has "friends" who cling to him in hopes of getting free art because he's such a sperg.
He used to make journals about his terrible taste in music and how he knew their history and how his taste was superior than others. I made a mistake and corrected him on some facts about a band and told him how it's okay for everyone else to have their own taste for music and he blew up on me then deleted the journals before I could screencap them but he kept these ones which is weird.
Not including name because you're not my personal army
▶ No.39198>>39230
>>39197
The IM with him blowing up
▶ No.39230>>39251
>>39197
See >>39191
>>39198
>your
>your
>your
J U S T
▶ No.39231>>39232
>>39172
>But, why terraria?
It's extreme childish autism just like Minecraft, but with extra hipster because 2D is better than 3D.
▶ No.39232>>39238
>>39231
Whatever floats your boat, even though I'm curious as to what you consider a good game.
▶ No.39238>>39246
>>39232
That wasn't my personal opinion, just the prevailing one.
▶ No.39246>>39247
>>39238
I don't know where you go for that "terraria is autism like minecraft but more hipster because 2D" meme, but it can't be a nice place.
Besides, basing your opinion off of what your environment thinks is sad at best.
▶ No.39247>>39248
>>39246
Not that guy but most people agree Terrariafags are some of the most autistic video game fans, on average. Not Sonic levels but on par with Minecraft for sure.
▶ No.39248>>39249
>>39247
...How?
I wouldn't call myself a Terrariafag but terraria is a pretty damn good game with a lot of depth despite looking childish at first.
And I haven't seen any cancer of it, at least not yet and that will most likely change if you have any credibility.
▶ No.39249
>>39248
I have played Terraria and I can agree that it's a good game. That doesn't mean that the general Terraria fanbase isn't autistic (usually on the high functioning end if you even believe high functioning autism is a real diagnosis). The game is clearly meant to appeal the the Minecraft audience that wants more depth and progression to their game so it's not hard to see what kind of people would latch on to it.
It's not the outward "Terraria cringe compilation" type of autism. The reason you haven't seen any cancer of it is that the general community is too autistic for most people to go digging through forums and videos trying to find things to poke fun at. Minecraft and Sonic are much, much huger targets with much, much morre extreme examples by comparison.
▶ No.39251
>>39230
I didn't bother with the name because my friend told me he's a big enough loser as is ((and so I found out)). Plus, if he's as famous as he thinks he is then no one would need help finding him
((The "your" shit drove me insane))
▶ No.39252
>>39169
Thanks for the image, anon.
▶ No.39263
>>39197
>Not including name because you're not my personal army
You're doing it wrong, newfag. Naming faggots who do stupid shit is useful because we know who to avoid/troll and do so at our discretion. It would only have been a personal army request if you said "go harass this person for me."
▶ No.40056
>>39197
>Darius is my (otherkin) My persona. Not some created character
>My natural dragon self is NOT A FORM and is my biological body
>All that latex autism
No matter how much I get used to the knowledge that otherkin exist, it will still always cause me to cringe when I actually see someone claim to be anything other than human.
▶ No.40156>>40158 >>54725
>>40148
There's something extremely unsettling about a person who knows that a semicolon exists, but cannot be bothered to learn how to properly use it. They just toss it into their sentences at random in a vain attempt to make themselves seem more erudite. However, this feeling is also tempered by my being highly entertained by the fact that, in most cases (including here), it's mistakenly used when the writer is only "semi-sure they should use a colon".
I can forgive the lack of the Oxford Comma; even experts disagree on whether it is better used or excluded.
▶ No.40158>>40162
>>40156
Leaving all the text as it is except the semicolon, would an em-dash have been the appropriate punctuation there?
▶ No.40162
▶ No.40163>>40175
Anyone got that vid with the furry ruining the family vacation? It was mostly audio of him sperging out of his mom's pleas for him to pretend to be normal for a week. I believe it is usually found in .webm format.
▶ No.40165
>>40148
Shit like that was created when the show overstayed it's welcome hard.
I'm talking season 3 and up.
▶ No.40282>>40323 >>40419
>>21059
what's the story behind this meme?
▶ No.40286>>40425
▶ No.40289>>40295 >>40425
>>40175
This isn't cringe, this is depressing
>Christcuck parents
I feel sorry for the boy
▶ No.40295>>40318
▶ No.40296
>>26497
>independent
>depent on huge money reperations given because muh holocaust
choose one
▶ No.40318>>40321
>>40295
David has probably killed himself cause of his parents
▶ No.40321>>40329
>>40318
Yeah bro, did you come out to your liberal parents yet? OwO
Brony pride!!! xD
▶ No.40329>>40340
>>40321
Congratulations on embarrassing yourself.
▶ No.40340>>40349 >>40361
>>40329
Yeah dude, because I absolutely need to care about my identity when being anonymous and showing you how you act. ;3
▶ No.40348>>40351 >>40360
>>40175
What a shit son.
>tries to act like she's a terrible person for thinking he's screwed up for fucking stuffed toys
>she tries to just ignore the whole situation for now because she's been planning a family trip to a water park
>he can't even just go with his family, regardless of whether he wanted to or not, to make his mother happy for a completely unrelated reason
>no, he has to push it until she has a breakdown, wondering how she managed to raise such a piece of shit who can't even go to a park for her sake
>until she has to figure out what to tell all his siblings about why she's crying right before they leave for what should be a fun day off
>just so she can spend the entire time at the park unable to do anything but imagine what her son is doing to those plushies at home alone
Faggot should've just admitted it was fucked up, and dealt with not being able to fuck stuffed toys until he eventually (if ever) moved out instead of trying to defend himself after getting caught.
There's nothing wrong with having degenerate tendencies, but if you can't keep whatever it is to yourself then you just don't do it until you can.
Not even cringe, shit just makes me mad.
▶ No.40349
>>40340
I like the cut of your jib >ω<
▶ No.40351>>40359 >>40425
>>40348
Did we watch the same video?
>she tries to ignore the whole situation for now
She mentions a previous trip where he did bring the plushie and she didnt like "the atmosphere". Its only a problem now because extended family might see it.
>he has to push it until she has a breakdown
He was as calm as possible and tried to end the conversation in less than a minute with little to no confrontation. Literally no way to avoid the meltdown besides doing exactly what she wants.
>dealt with not being able to fuck stuffed toys until he eventually (if ever) moved out
He was ready to move out immediately.
I dont care if her son was shoving the entire plushie up his ass and shitting it back into adult diapers or that her only argument against degeneracy was muh bible.
You've failed completely as a parent if you're prepared to destroy your family over a completely harmless fetish.
▶ No.40359>>40641
>>40351
>She mentions a previous trip where he did bring the plushie and she didnt like "the atmosphere".
I don't get this part. Why does he need to bring the plushie with him?
▶ No.40360>>40362 >>40425
>>40348
>Her only argument was "m-muh bible!"
>Son didn't even try to provoke her any further
>Mom doesn't do any effort whatsoever to understand her son's fetish
Fuck that mom. I hope David is now happy in a different home.
▶ No.40361
>>40340
haha dude ure so kewl~! ;3 xD
▶ No.40362>>40423
>>40360
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mom doesn't do any effort whatsoever to understand her son's fetish
David please go
▶ No.40365
>>40175
Bible bitch mom needs to kill herself. Hope the guy is okay.
▶ No.40366
▶ No.40419
>>40282
Someone commissioned the version with the wheelchair. Even though no vulva or nipples were showing, people thought it was somehow sexual nudity that clashed with the commissioner saying it was in memorial of their grandmother, and the memesters just ran with "porny character in inappropriate place."
▶ No.40423
>>40362
hahah ur so funny!
▶ No.40425>>40431 >>40432 >>40527
Cringe? Here's some cringe for you.
>>34304
>>34361
>>35625
>>40286
>>40289
>>40351
>>40360
You nailed it people, I thought y'all were serious for a minute. Bravo.
who am I kidding, of course you're fucking serious you motherfucking niggers, y'all need to get gassed.
▶ No.40428
>>21040
Please encourage them to do this more. It's hilarious.
▶ No.40431
>>40425
>"Where's pac-man when you need him?"
>cringe
pls
▶ No.40432>>40434
>>40425
>waaa, muh deviants
Your time will come soon enough.
▶ No.40434>>40436 >>40529 >>40553 >>40559
>>40432
>Defending a sperg incapable of keeping his plushie-fucking fetish to him
>it's just the bitch mom who can't understand her son's high-class taste in fetishes!
I've got bullets with your names on them, stored in a box with the label "DOTR".
Indeed, the time will come soon enough.
▶ No.40436
>>40434
I'll make sure the rope that hangs your fat ass is strong enough to take your immense weight.
▶ No.40443>>40511
>>31102
People reading greentexts allowed is the most reddit shit ever
▶ No.40511>>40512 >>40641
>>31100
>>31102
>>40443
Someone narrating what I wrote? Oh please do some proofreading before handing it in, it'd get pretty embarrassing.
Anyways, hello everyone it's been a long time hasn't it, as >>31247 said.
Well, anyways, I was visiting my home town and met up with the old crew. We... Had a lot of catching up to do. One of the things we caught up on was North and I had shown them the screenshots you guys took a while back and they were laughing that people actually did that and wanted to add some more to it.
The reason why I've been holding off on the "North Horses Around" story is due to a mental block I had on the whole thing altogether, like for starters I didn't think it was even real. But when we chatted over it the blocks started to slip away. At first someone mentioned that around the time they had a really strange nightmare, then Munin (Yes, even he came back, we sort of had a reunion [Not a class reunion]) You see, the reason why we don't hear from North anymore is that he sort of... Died. His parents, even though they disowned him, still held a funeral and we were the only ones who had shown up. We got word from his parents, who got their information from his aunt on his mother's side (The only family member who took him in and dealt with his shit). Anyways, he had been making friends with only people who were online, furry friends, and had never voice-chatted with them. A couple of us speculated that it'd ruin his "fantasy" if he heard their real voices. Suddenly Veronica the Sexy Squirrel actually being played by a dude is a bad idea, but I digress. These "friends" had been siphoning his welfare money from him through commissions and Second Life Linden for a good while so when his aunt signed onto his computer (Which he apparently never turned off or even put a password on) they gave fake sympathy and said they'd "Go if they could afford it". So, we were the only ones who were there because the level of furfaggotry he was at afforded no real friends.
Anyways, how did he die? Well remember how I mentioned that he was arrested for being a "Serial Dog-Rapist"? Well, there was a bit more to it than that. He did get out on bail but he didn't exactly give up his ways and only half-assed his court ordered therapy and ended up growing worse and worse. Eventually he bit off more than he could chew. The fucker actually snuck into a wolf sanctuary and tried fucking one. I'm trying to find the article on it but it's being burried by all of these articles about "Wolf dog" mauling a man that isn't North. Dig deep and I think you'll find it. The worst part is that they didn't find his body for about two weeks since it was pretty much torn apart and scattered all over the park. The only reason why we know he was fucking with them is because we can put two and two together. So, in the end, North became a loser early in his life, had the potential to change his ways, ended up getting mauled by wolves and being completely torn apart. Needless to say he was cremated (What was left of him that was found).
▶ No.40512>>40513
>>40511
But after that tangent, whew, lets get to the meat. Munin mentioned that the two of them couldn't of had the same dream, and when Kel, Libos, Spike, Pandaman, and myself started adding in our details we got the full picture.
>About a month before Munin's departure
>We were on our way to North's house since it was his rotation.
>He said he'd be handling food but we had learned and came packed.
>We even had a ton of pizza coupons just in case North devoured literally everything like he had started to.
Sidenote: I forgot to mention this detail because I had forgotten it. It took Kel to tell me that because it was affecting his funds the most.
I should also mention again that we lived in a more "Farming" community and there were ranches all over the place. So, rich people want to emulate the locals, North's parents got horses as soon as they had a proper stable built for them.
>Each time we pass the stable on the way to the house, the two horses immediately get nervous and shy away as soon as North comes into sight.
>We think it's because we're strangers.
>Because the smell in North's room was somehow getting worse, we were taking up shop in the guest house on the property
>Only reason why North doesn't live out there because his parents had the forethought to not let him ruin an entire house and just one room (And after they cleaned out said room when they kicked him out they should have just had him sleep in a shed.)
>Guest house was comfy though, but no view to speak of since it's mostly plains.
>We game the night away, I won't go into the detail of the session because none of us quite remembered what happened, but it involved North getting shoved down a chimney because he was shouting to get a guard's attention who in turn was bringing even more guards than the party can handle.
Anyways
>We're settling in for the night and we're half asleep.
▶ No.40513>>40514
>>40512
Kel's part.
>Kel had heard the sound of a door opening and closing shut
>He's superstitious and paranoid late at night so he thinks the place is either getting robbed or theres a ghost.
>He wakes me up because between me and him we could probably take whatever was thrown at us.
We were stupid teenagers and our school had a "body building" class that was usually reserved for football players but we got in.
>We search the place but theres no one here
>"Dude, I know what I heard and you know I wouldn't lie about that"
>"Yeah, I know. Hey, wheres North?"
>North is not on the couch we quarantined for him. At this point we were still naive to what he was doing on the couches and we thought he was actually being polite when he let the others take the guest bedrooms.
>"What the fuck we have to find him"
Pandaman and Spike.
>Pandaman and Spike always take one of the bedrooms of the place, mainly because Pandaman had a back condition to where he couldn't sleep on hard floors without waking up stiffer than the foor itself
>Spike was there because he had a surprisingly sensitive nose and the smell of North could keep him up
>Pandaman suddenly wakes up after hearing strange "grunting" sounds, though muffled, he could still hear it through the open window since it usually gets hot as balls during the summer.
>Spike remembers Pandaman getting out of bed clearly since he was stepped on by accident because Pandaman was curious what was making all the noise.
>Now they were both up and coming out in the hall and bumping into the mob of Kel and myself.
Munin and Libos
>Munin and Libos took the second bedroom because Libos, god bless his soul, never actually had his own bed until his mom was hired by North's parents. Libos had "Hand-me-down" mattresses he got when his brothers moved out so they were broken.
>Aside from rare occasions this was the only time Libos ever slept in actual comfort until his mom got hired and she could afford him bedroom furniture that wasn't broken.
Sidenote: I love Libos guys, he had literally everything bad in life thrown at him from an abusive dad that left him to having one of his brothers being murdered. I'm glad he's finally got a good life now and every time I remember this shit it makes me cry from how much stupid shit he had to go through, and I still think North's parents are the best people for giving his mom a managerial job despite her credentials and she took off and soared in that position. You're the best Rick and Janice.
>Libos and Munin are the lightest sleepers, they sleep together because they KNOW they are the only ones who can't wake each other up, but they even heard the door opening and closing.
>Like that they were already not only wide awake but already dressed before coming through the door.
>Most of us were still half-asleep and only two of us were really awake so we're trying to explain the three stories to each other.
>We gather that North is missing and Pandaman heard muffled grunting.
>Silent door opening and closing
>Rich kid missing
>Muffled grunting
>We all immediately assume he's being kidnapped.
We're not cold hearted people who'd just go back to sleep while someone who deserved it was being kidnapped, we got the fuck out of there to find him.
▶ No.40514
>>40513
>We're walking towards the house when the muffled grunting could be heard again, but something isn't "Right" about it
>We noticed it didn't even sound like a person
>We were sneaky bastards for a group of teens, we watched tons of ninja movies and played every stealth game in the book but, so we learned that whatever they do in the movies and games you don't do IRL.
>Avoiding twigs, puddles of water, leaves, gravel, we get closer to the sounds.
>We're noticing that we're moving further and further from the house and towards the stables...
>The grunts were definitely not human, we were even hearing muffled whines
>Finally we see a light and get a view and the sight was terrifying.
Now, this is collected from six people who knew each other for most of their lives and we had all blocked out most of it. I might not be including details only because it may had not been clear to the others either.
>North was in there, buck naked.
>Within the time he had gotten out, he had tied up the sleeping both horses legs together to keep them from kicking. We don't know how he did it because he's never displayed this aptitude before.
>He goes to the stallions ass and SHOVES HIS ENTIRE ARM UP HIS ASS
>That caused the loudest whine I know I vomited but I know I wasn't the only one to.
>He fucking fisted the stallion for a bit before moving to fuck the mare.
>The noise that the horses were making were horrible
>The horses were throfing at the mouth past the makeshift gags they had on them
>They couldn't kick out because there was just no leverage for them to with their legs literally tied together
>We were too shell-shocked to say or do anything as we literally watched two horses getting raped
>We fucking ran back to the guest house, fuck being quiet, we fucking booked it.
>We were too mortified? Horrified? I can't even think of what it was
>But our minds I guess protected us, telling us it was a horrible nightmare
>When we woke up, North was there
>None of us wanted to talk about it with how not only bizarre it was but how unbelievable.
Like, think to yourself: If you had a dream like this, aside from a therapist, who would you tell?
>We all quickly packed up and left, we didn't really know what was bothering the other person but now we do. We saw the whole thing.
Because you see: North's taste wasn't limited to canines.
It included horses.
So, with that settled, all of the guys say "Hi" and we're going to try keeping in touch. One of the reasons being we have more stories to share about North and the absolute insanity that revolved around him.
I'll come back and post more when I remember some more. Also, fuck this posting limit, forgot how stupid it was.
▶ No.40515>>41434
Oh, and PS: You guys are missing Libos' birthday story. Try your best to find it!
▶ No.40527
>>40425
David's mom please go.
▶ No.40529
>>40434
>EDGINESS OVER THE FUCKIN' CHARTS, DUDE
EDGINESS OVER THE FUCKIN' CHARTS, DUDE
>EDGINESS OVER THE FUCKIN' CHARTS, DUDE
EDGINESS OVER THE FUCKIN' CHARTS, DUDE
>EDGINESS OVER THE FUCKIN' CHARTS, DUDE
EDGINESS OVER THE FUCKIN' CHARTS, DUDE
>EDGINESS OVER THE FUCKIN' CHARTS, DUDE
EDGINESS OVER THE FUCKIN' CHARTS, DUDE
>EDGINESS OVER THE FUCKIN' CHARTS, DUDE
▶ No.40553>>40564
>>40434
>I've got bullets with your names on them, stored in a box with the label "DOTR".
It's going to be pretty motherfucking hilarious watching you going around, trying to drag a huge cardboard box full of bullets, searching through the pile for the one with the name that matches the person you ran into, and by the time you find it they're already gone.
▶ No.40559
>>40434
>Indeed, the time will come soon enough.
You retards have been saying this since 2013. Give it up, you're a fucking joke. Oh, but I'm sure it WILL TOTALLY HAPPEN *THIS* YEAR NO SERIOUSLY GUYS I'M SUPER DUPER SERIOUS! Fuck off.
▶ No.40564>>40601 >>40624
>>40553
>He doesn't sort his bullets by nationality, race, and alphabetical order
Really anon. Really. If you're going to go on a holy mission you have to be organized. Didn't you learn anything from the Fourth Crusade?
▶ No.40601>>40609
>>40564
>not using square bullets to convince the Turks of the benefits of Christian civilization
▶ No.40609
>>40601
Have a WebM I made.
▶ No.40624>>40627
>>40564
Was that the Crusade that almost didn't fail, the one that failed miserably, the one that failed spectacularly, or the one where they used literal kids as meat shields? I forget.
In any case, if *I* were going to do this, yes, I would be organized. But the literal retard "nothing personnel, kid" loser fuck I was talking to probably wouldn't even know which end of the gun to point.
▶ No.40627
>>40624
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Crusade
>Pope Innocent III says "Ok guys this time we're really gonna sock it to those Islams"
>Everybody sets sail for Venice but they don't leave from the same place
>Most of them get lost and only like 1/4th of the army that Venice was supplying showed up
>Dude who runs Venice says "lol u still gotta pay"
>Pope is like "lol i dunno figure it out guys"
>Crusaders get money by shaking down port towns
>One of the towns, Zadar, was owned by a Catholic
>The pope finds out they sacked a Christian state and excommunicates all of them, but the leaders of the crusade thought this would break up the army, and they still needed to pay their debts to Venice, so they don't tell anybody
<Several months later (Spongebob voice)
>Prince Alexios IV shows up with a shitload of cash and says "I'll pay your debts and build a church and give you a ton of extra money if you kill my uncle and take my city back"
>The crusade leaders are like "finally we can pay back our debts and get filthy rich" and sail towards the largest city of the Byzantine Empire, Constantinople, even though it was run by and populated solely by Christians
>They poke the Byzantines and defeat 500 of their soldiers with 80 knights
>"omg guys we can actually do this"
>They go to attack and the emperor of Constantinople pussies out and runs away, taking all of their money
>But this means they don't get their fat loot
>Alexios Doukas strangles the new emperor
>Crusaders are like "dude we had a deal what the fuck pay us"
>Doukas says "lmao make me faggots"
>Crusaders get mad as fuck and rape, rob, and kill every single thing in sight for three entire days, destroying the world's largest concentration of Christians
>Meanwhile only 1/10th of the original knights show up where they are supposed to in Syria, and scratch their heads like "what the fuck where is everybody, guess we should go home"
The crusade ended with thousands if not hundreds of thousands of dead Christians and exactly zero dead Muslims. It was the biggest failure in the history of the Holy See. And now you learned something today!
▶ No.40641>>40654 >>40656
>>40359
Same. It sounds as though they're going to a water park, "Tropical Island." She keeps using that name like a title, and mentions slides. So why on earth does he have to bring his SPH-equipped tiger to a water park? Does he take it everywhere with him?
I hate to say it, really, but I get the impression that maybe he does have to take it everywhere, that it's the physical representation of his romantic headcanon partner or something. Does anyone know more?
>>40511
I call bullshit on the part about him being ripped apart by wolves. If you climbed into a wolf sanctuary, they'd go out of their way to get the hell away from you, and if you picked one and chased it, you wouldn't catch it. Father volunteered at a wolf sanctuary for years. Even if you bring meat or something, they won't go near it until you've left.
Wolfdogs, yeah, if they're locked in a house with you, or chained up, they might bite the crap out of you. But even a pack of wild wolves won't hunt and attack humans unless they're absolutely starved and desperate.
▶ No.40654
>>40641
>It sounds as though they're going to a water park, "Tropical Island."
I am guessing a few days at a resort that also has a slide, otherwise it would be impossible to bring a plushie.
>physical representation of his romantic headcanon partner or something
Neither mentions just stuffing (heh) that plushie somewhere when they arrive so the rest of the family doesnt have to see it. Sounds like its either sun bathing with plushie or no deal.
Pretty sure his wife is a tiger.
▶ No.40656>>40665 >>40706
>>40641
Not that guy but this has been on /v/
It's in a wolf sanctuary and they don't seem to be shying away from anyone, and one of them even attacks the worker there.
It's safe to assume not all sanctuaries are the same like not all wolves being the same.
▶ No.40665
>>40656
>one of the wolves gets bitey
>caretaker steps up and puts the fucker in his place
That was pretty cool to watch, not gonna lie.
▶ No.40706
>>40656
It happens, but it's one in a million. There were a few where my father worked who'd come up to the fence and be playful and silly to him or other volunteers-- as long as the fence was there. The moment gates were open, they were nowhere to be seen.
Also of note: these places have very good security, for several reasons. They don't want people climbing in, and they certainly don't want some sort of activists coming along and trying to open all the gates (many of the wolves aren't really ready for wild survival). So he'd have had an extremely difficult time getting in... and I still say there's no way he would have gotten his hands on a wolf.
>>40703
>Get ebola
Is that the popular, hip new insult?
▶ No.41219
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Furry and politics is good mix.
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>>40515
I got it right here fam. I can't believe he's actually dead though... Do we even bother with pressing F?
▶ No.46780
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Not sure if this counts but i found it interesting
▶ No.51046
>>26497
>independence
>country that has to constantly order in support from other, bigger countries in their ongoing genocide against Palestinian dirt farmers and children playing on beaches
Fuck off.
▶ No.53534>>53562 >>54778 >>55986
Imagine being commissioned to draw yourself saying that you will pay to get shit on by the commissioner.
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▶ No.53562>>54731
>>53534
>draw yourself
That's just a standard Meowth, though. Oh, wait, is he actually an "original character donut steel" because he's got one green toe I can't see?
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▶ No.53911>>53912 >>53958 >>54727 >>54729 >>54730 >>55838
How many levels of plagiarism are you on?
▶ No.53912
>>53911
This transcends petty plagiarism and becomes something else entirely. It's like the tracing version of a heavily-edited Abridged series; it gets to the point where it would have been easier to learn to draw than carefully assemble a hundred different tracings.
I'm extremely impressed.
▶ No.53958>>53960
>>53911
imageboards really do have the best e-detectives. So who was the original "artist" of the pic, anyway...?
▶ No.53960
>>53958
No clue. Couldn't even find the original picture since apparently the artist went full "shut it down" mode.
▶ No.54525
>>21061
Oh hey, went back through my archives and found another.
▶ No.54529
>>38366
Source?
His 1988(?) video with the Kunst/Kitsch thing seemed genuinely artistic.
▶ No.54695
>>21275
it must be nice to give that few fucks
▶ No.54716
>>21074
The art is terribly drawn to.
▶ No.54717
>>54715
I want to have intercourse with this negros fucksona
▶ No.54725
>>40156
Grammar Nazi leave
▶ No.54727
>>53911
But annon, there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with plagiarism.
▶ No.54729
>>53911
Tracing from Weaver that piece of shit who somehow got famous with drawing in MS Paint is a new fucking low.
Also, fuck Weaver.
▶ No.54730>>54735
>>53911
Also... so shit like this that's completely traced gets a shitload of money on Patreon and I'm broke as fuck getting from terrible job to job and get nothing, but could basically just be as rich as fuck from downright stealing?!
▶ No.54731
>>53562
Ever heard of Nicobay? He's basically a Bayleaf, but he's original because some guy from /pol/ stamped a star of David right on his fucking forehead.
▶ No.54735>>54742
>>54730
The problem is that you think standards are something to cling to, rather than make use of what is practical at the time, if you could trace and get money, why NOT do it? Where's the harm? They get "art" and you get money, they don't even care if you did trace it.
>but muh original artist might get mad
Feelings are not an argument.
>but it's unfair to the original artist
Fairness is a spook.
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>>54735
>why NOT do it? Where's the harm?
The harm is that you're a worthless piece of shit who deserves to get run over by a semi truck, and not consume my fucking oxygen.
Typical leftist behavior: preach about fairness and hard work and self-improvement to others so that you'll have less competition when you shamelessly do the exact opposite for your own self-gain.
I was raised with the idea that you should hold your principles dear, but apparently they're all just spooks, am I right? And the saddest part is that there's no need for someone to make semi-serious snarky remarks to push this narrative, facts and reality confirm this.
▶ No.54744
>>54742
This. I stuck to my principles for the whole life, even if I got shit for it because OH NOES that guy is an individual who doesn't act like a retard. But the retards are successful, because the audience are retards too, which is the mass.
So I could appeal to the mass, which is friggin easy, but my principles stand in my way saying "What the fuck are you doing, taking the easy way? You aren't to swim with them, you are meant to abuse their interests for your interests and laugh because they fell for it."
▶ No.54760>>54762 >>54765 >>54911
>>54742
>he thinks he owns the oxygen in the air
>he thinks he owns even the property he lives on or all of the objectively-worthless shit he has lying around the house
>all that impotent frothing teenage edge and rage
Any and all of that you think you own can be seized by the government or police, and nothing will protect you. The best part? All they have to do is accuse you of something, like being a terrorist or whatever, and all those right-wing friends you think will band together to protect you against the evils of the government? They'll turn against you in a heartbeat, and leave you to get eaten by the wolves, because you'll have been singled out as no longer one of them.
That's the trouble with your insipid little party politics. When every issue can be boiled down to an "us vs. them" scenario, it's the simplest thing in the world for any single member of the group to be declared to as a "them". Look at how fast government officials and popular conservative celebrities get thrown under the bus as soon as some woman accuses them of making them feel uncomfortable. You can sit there and proselytize and claim your superior principals every single day, and hold true to your standards and being a "good guy" all your life, but it won't help you. They'll just say you're not one of "them" anymore, and you will be left with nothing. And what will you have gained? Don't be an idiot. All the most successful people have gotten there by forsaking stupid primitive principles, and stepping on all the heads they could to get what they wanted, "leftist" or "rightest" alike. Ours is a world DEFINED by individual gain at group expense.
All you're doing is masking your failures at life with an excuse that you were "too good" to stoop to "their" level: that your principles prevented you from having ever tried at all.
▶ No.54762
>>54760
You are a great person for pointing that out. Too bad few people accept real advice.
We, Anarchists, would be a lot better if we didn't keep infighting the whole time lol.
▶ No.54763>>54764
>spookposters on /fur/
the cancer is spreading
▶ No.54764
>>54763
Not it’s the truth that is spreading.
▶ No.54765>>54766
>>54760
>All the most successful people have gotten there by forsaking stupid primitive principles, and stepping on all the heads they could to get what they wanted, "leftist" or "rightest" alike. Ours is a world DEFINED by individual gain at group expense.
>All you're doing is masking your failures at life with an excuse that you were "too good" to stoop to "their" level: that your principles prevented you from having ever tried at all.
I fully agree.
That's why I decided to adopt a hybrid philosophy, where my main aim is to wrestle my way through everyone else while minimizing the risk of shit backfiring on my ass. That way, whatever happens, nobody will ever have anything solid to criticize me with. I could do it, I did it. No more thinking about making it fair for everyone. It just needs to be fair for me, which means I get to eat the cake and others get to eat the crumbs. I won't break into their house to eat the cake but I will eat it if they invited me over and it's just lying there, I won't care if someone else breaks into someone else's house to eat their cake, but I will slap the shit out of them if they break into my house to eat my cake.
I just wish I hadn't been lied to since the start, or at the very least, to have realized this sooner.
▶ No.54766>>54767 >>54773
>>54765
>It just needs to be fair for me, which means I get to eat the cake and others get to eat the crumbs.
The problem is that there’s a 99% chance you’re eating the crumbs and you don’t realize it. When you work for 10$ an hour but you’re boss makes 25$ an hour off of your labor is how you eat crumbs. What Stirner proposes is that individuals keep there labor to themselves and only exchange the produces of there labor when it’s in there benefit.
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>>54766
>The problem is that there’s a 99% chance you’re eating the crumbs and you don’t realize it.
I do realize it, I didn't say I resolved the issue, just that I was aware of it
>What Stirner proposes is that individuals keep there labor to themselves and only exchange the produces of there labor when it’s in there benefit.
Basically everyone is a freelancer.
I can do that, but first I need experience. And that means eating the crumbs so that I can overhear what the cake recipe is.
If I find the time to get involved with the fandom some day, that will be my go-to philosophy. After all, it's thanks to it that I finally realized "fairness" was just an empty word.
▶ No.54773
>>54766
The problem isn't that it is not possible for an individual to produce a superior product on his own, but that quality in our society is irrelevant. The only thing that matters is how well the product is marketed, which just means how well it exploits the flaws of human psychology. They made a big deal when World of Warcraft started with a million microtransactions, that the video game producers had built a digital Skinner Box. But they failed to realize that this is how everything in the world is. The store you shop at is a Skinner Box, the restaurant you eat at is a Skinner Box, all the political messages you hear are a Skinner Box, Facebook and youtube are Skinner Boxes. That's how they are DESIGNED, and that is how they make money.
The truth is --- as I can tell you since I was once someone in the industry — that some people just have a certain personality for being a salesman. Contrary to what Alec Baldwin told you, being a good salesman isn't having "brass balls", it's being a stupid, conniving, self-brainwashed fool who is excellent at talking down to people while convincing them they are a friend. Hitler was the world's greatest example of a salesman; and as Trump has now taught us, being a salesman at ONE thing means you are one at ALL things. The same kind of personality that hawks encyclopedias door-to-door is the same one that can sell an entire country an empty promise. It's also a corrupt police officer, also a manipulative woman who steals away men's children and money, also a no-talent furry artist with a cult of personality.
Being a good salesman (or if you want to be polite: call it "charisma") is the only thing that matters in life. If you have it, people around you will just give you everything you want without you needing to expend any effort, even if all you give in return is garbage or often nothing at all. If you don't have it, you're doomed. You can be the best in the world at what you do, and it won't matter unless you hire a publicist and get lucky and there is no established competition in your field.
There was once a man who said, "Build a better mousetrap, and the world will beat a path to your door." He was wrong. The correct assertion is, "Build a shitty mousetrap and advertise it well, and the world will beat a path to your door" Nobody buys good mousetraps; they buy the ones in the prettiest packaging.
▶ No.54778
>>53534
I fucking hate the fact that I know this volsar faggot and all of his friends are super happy go lucky likeminded individuals that see nothing wrong with them because they all also have aspergers. The pokemon vore community is the most fucked up autismal hellhole in the furry community.
▶ No.54911
>>54742
Moralfags? On MY /fur/?
>>>/out/
>>54760
You. I like you.
▶ No.55071
>>54715
>A furnigger, that happens to be an actual nigger.
Sheeeiiit
▶ No.55838
>>53911
There is a point where something ceases to be plagiarism and enters Realms of the Unreal territory.
▶ No.55986>>55989
>>53534
>Dude just up and gets literally five fucking hundred dollars for essentially nothing
>has no reaction as if it's commonplace as breathing is and is chump change compared to normal 'donations'
>person paid five hundred dollars for a horrifically terrible quality image when you can get a godly commission for that money and have more leftover to get another
>acts like it's a once in a lifetime golden opportunity and the attention it'll give him will escalate him into legend status
>for the subject material of having a generic pokemon rub it's shit covered asshole against the face of another generic pokemon
pokefags
▶ No.55989>>58554
>>55986
You didn't read fully: "Next person to donate gets to clean it off", and it's a fake chat room, what are you on?
▶ No.58554
>>55989
it's more the fact that i've seen so much shit in my time that it's more than possible that it could be a real thing that has happened because furfags and especially pokefags have given me 0 reason to doubt anything
▶ No.60513>>60535 >>60600 >>67154
This is an actual podcast hosted by actual cuckolds with no talent (except for Kabier).
▶ No.60535>>60543
>>60513
What the fuck do they talk about, what's trending on Reddit?
▶ No.60543>>60553 >>60600 >>60698 >>61891
>>60535
You know the obnoxious friends you used to have in highschool that would talk about weed brownies and talking for 45 minutes about how high they were and puking from nausea? They literally do that in one episode, then they talk about how e621 and FA comments piss them off because of the cuck comments so they tried to "rebrand and take back" the word cuck by making a podcast called the "cuckshed", about 15% of the podcast was interesting stuff, like when they had Kabengeh on, but that's because he can actually animate things.
▶ No.60553>>60565 >>60712
>>60543
As much as I'm not a Jason or Kabier fan, I get this. Cuckolding-- consensually, especially-- is a fetish, and while it's not MY fetish, I can understand the annoyance that it's become a perjorative. Blame the Trump fans for that one, they started it-- with them, its meaning is essentially, "because I'm calling you less than a real man, you objectively are, which means I won our political argument without having to actually make any points. Admit I'm right and then go the fuck away."
▶ No.60565>>60839
>>60553
I actually don't mind if people have a cuckoldry fetish, even them, but what made me lose my sides was how they tried explaining away for about 20 minutes that "we really aren't cucks, we didn't even know what cuckolding was, I did not have sexual relations with that woman and we commissioned pic related because we just happened to like zombies and wanted our characters in one pic" and it was fucking weird, it came off as "i'm not gay for liking cock, also faggots are gross" like the levels of ideologically circling around and explaining away came off like the comments piss them off, however they really are into it, but in the stereotypical Jasonafex way they respond by essentially saying "it isn't cucking if the balls don't touch" instead of saying they like it and fuck off.
▶ No.60600>>60697
>>60513
>Its real and actually called cuckshed
This is like being called a retard for 3 years and then calling your show "retards podcast"
perfect
>>60543
>like when they had Kabengeh on, but that's because he can actually animate things.
Why does that guy even associate with jasonafex?
▶ No.60605>>60607 >>60624 >>60839
glorified and mandatory cuckoldry is the next step for civilization once the tranny fad dies out, isnt it
▶ No.60607
>>60605
I'm gonna be faithful with my bf and if people try to make us be unfaithful we're gonna shoot them :3c
▶ No.60624
>>60605
No, it's the next step when enough straight beta-males voluntarily hand over the entire fucking world to feminists in return for getting their genitals stepped on by high-heels.
Why do you think the establishment is so bent of vilifying gays? Because they're the only ones who can stop this from happening.
▶ No.60697>>60708
>>60600
It's just like how black people thought that trying to take back the word nigger from whitey would suddenly make them stop being, and getting called niggers
Admitting and calling yourself a cuck still means you're a fucking cuck and your defeatiest bitch ass better pick up the fucking phone because I have an appointment to schedule with your wife you don't deserve.
▶ No.60698
>>60543
knowing that they accept being cucks now after being called it so much that they've become cucks themselves makes me smile ear to ear
▶ No.60708>>60711 >>60723
>>60697
It's good entertainment watching a fat virgin neckbeard on the internet claim he's going to go run off and steal the wife away from a man who is leagues more rich and powerful than he, when most likely he would die of heart failure before getting halfway down his own driveway.
▶ No.60711
>>60708
Just sit on the couch and relax, cuckafex. I'm coming for your bitch and soon she'll be coming for me.
▶ No.60712>>60752 >>60839
>>60553
There's nothing wrong with bullying someone for having such a pathetic fetish. Even more so if they get angry about it.
▶ No.60723>>60754
>>60708
easy on the projection there padre
▶ No.60752
>>60712
ok jase i know getting bullied is also your fetish you can stop trying to rope in innocent bystanders now
▶ No.60754>>60772
>>60723
>Oh fuck oh fuck he described me exactly to the letter oh shit oh crap goddamnit this has never happened before better think fast!
>Uh...
>Uhh... well...
>NO U!!!!!!!!111111111oneonefivesixteen
▶ No.60772>>60845
>>60754
>I know, I'll deflect by acting retarded!
Fitting that you posted this in the cringe thread
▶ No.60839
>>60565
Right, exactly.And yeah, got no problems with that as a fetish. As long as it's consensual and everyone's having fun, I don't care what you do in bed.
>>60605
LOL, another guy who thinks trans people trying to be recognized as people and not fucked-up mental cases is a fad.
>>60712
Ah, yes, this mentality again. "What I say is what goes. I don't have opinions, I have facts." Going to post a caricature of Max Stirner and call people "property" again?
▶ No.60845>>60877 >>61295
>>60772
>If I call him retarded it means I win the argument!!
Every single time you respond, you're proving how underage you are.
▶ No.60877
>>60845
That's pretty much what "cuck" is used to mean. "I won the argument without having to argue, because I identified you as not a real man."
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▶ No.61642
>>21174
this guy is still around ? yikes
▶ No.61891
>>60543
That sounds exactly like Dan from Game Grumps minus talking about the own dick all the time and that shit is still popular.....
▶ No.63214
>>38366
thats actuality pretty badass
▶ No.63722>>66831
>>30780
>>30780
The real horror here is that I got a semi..
▶ No.63723>>64022
>>39169
Because it's used as a free pass for being an unlikable insufferable dick to others. You got that on your profile? If anyone tries to call you out for any potentially shitty behavour you can make them the villain and unleash the whitknights upon them.
▶ No.63724>>64188
>>63207
>That emo fag on the right
Urrgh, the cringe here is personal. I was one of the OG selfie faggots on FA about ten years back when I was too young to know better. I actually dressed a lot like this kid, I think he stole my arm warmer aesthetic! But yeah.. Not my proudest moment. Thank god my old FA gallery has been purged.
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▶ No.63739
>>26515
>If CWC owned a gun
▶ No.63741
https://youtu.be/Mz3Mi_OZYno take them all behind the woodshed and put a shell in each of their skulls.
▶ No.64019
>>40175
Fucking hell, im an atheist and id say he needs some jesus
if you are gonna be a degenerate, the least you can do is keep it to yourself
▶ No.64022>>64860
>>63723
dislike this sort of scenario.
1. i want to put something like that on my profile because it comes at the intersection of telling people i have autism, and also being a bit silly/amusing to have there.
2. i know other people know that other people put things like that on their profile to use it as an excuse for being insufferable dicks rather than for the reason above
3. i therefore know that other people are justified in thinking on the basis of having such a thing on my profile that i am not only an insufferable dick, but an insufferable dick, looking for an excuse. Even if that isn't true, it's a reasonable inference based on the information available to them.
4. i therefore have to make the decision between not telling people i'm autistic and leaving no explanation for unusual behaviour, or telling them i'm autistic and having them assume that i'm not autistic i'm just an insufferable dick and a liar as well.
5. basically the only winning move is to not play, or to post on imageboards where your mistakes are forgotten to the ages.
▶ No.64120
>>39197
I've come across this person before, I knew something seemed fucky with them. Other than the obvious otherkin weirdness.
Bugs me even more to know there are artists that kiss this guys ass after knowing the sort of shit he pulls.
▶ No.64188
>>63724
What's important is that you grew the fuck up, anon.
▶ No.64189
>>21074
it's too bad about his mom tho
▶ No.64689>>64699 >>64728
Got a fresh batch for you guys.
▶ No.64699>>64746
>>64689
1st,cringei af
2d ehhh not that cringy
3rd id fuck that cat
4th yep cringe, ffs why people want to mix dead people and furries
5th a dude in his pajamas, cringy but not that much
overall, step up your game lad
▶ No.64728
>>64689
First one is Moyomongoose on Inkbunny. Wish I knew what his story was. He draws and writes incredibly detailed narratives of life in some very rural areas, with an almost obsessive focus on inconsequential details. He ALWAYS shows genitals, and nearly always talks about them, using juvenile slang. And he's a conspiracy nut.
▶ No.64746>>64785
>>64699
>3rd id fuck that cat
I think that might be some sort of mouse judging by how the tail tapers off
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▶ No.67153
>>21074
>RIP Mom
>Hyper cock!
I can't anymore.
▶ No.67154
>>60513
It's honestly a shame that all of Kabier's comics are written by fucking Jasonafex because I actually really like her art.
"Man's Best Friend (With Benefits)" was so bad that I seriously started laughing at the end at how fucking dumb it was.
▶ No.67174
>>38942
>Ralek
>A brony
Give me a break, he's just a (really shitty) fur artist. He does pony shit on the side because it's lucrative. Notice how he can't even draw horses; he just gives em a fucking dog snout.