when I was on summer vacation after 7th grade my diet was basically a 40 pack of pizza rolls everyday, pepsi, and bread + marinara sauce. I went from 130lbs at 5'10 to 185lbs over that summer. I didnt even notice the transformation. I could have gotten so much adolescent pussy because I was working out then too and I was a beefcake and had girls feeling me up.
Too bad, autism. A decade later im still a virgin. Thanks for nothing, pizza rolls.