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 No.138348

The past few weeks, I was able to eat better. My mother, who is now no longer estranged to me, is happy again and productive. I set goals for myself last night and held them with confidence. They were 1) get a job again, she doesn't need me around the house anymore. 2) Get ripped (again, six months of lying like a lump fucked me up), 3) Get some hard work for temporary time, 4) rock hard at the Job Corps thing that's about to happen.

I could not sleep that night. I decided to go on a 2AM walk. I power walked, no one around. I came back home, still couldn't sleep. I decided to go boss. I watched the sunrise, and all kinds of morning shit. I brewed coffee, I ate left-over entire prime rib. I watched Leave it to Beaver, chewed on the bone, then put on my newly-bought Jean Jacket, pants, and decided to open-carry my hunting knife like I used to.

Walking around the industrious around 6AM, I was fucking awesome. Going steel mill to steel mill, some gas stations, then go to the Wallmart. Loiter around some areas, then went home.

I decided I wasn't amped enough so I drank two more cups of coffee, and smoked a couple halfies. I changed into a red shirt to compliment my Jean Jacket. Then I decided to aggresively brush my teeth due to the prime rib, and then swished with big gulps of rubbing alcohol. I left for the 10AM jobs.

Went to the close-by open-air mall. I went to some bars. A bar called me "baby-faced", and a few asked for ID. I talked to some people, got some leads, started going into banks, went home for lunch.

For lunch I had heavily seasoned two fried eggs, and a bowlful of grits. I Drank another three cups of coffee. Swished again with my rubbing alcohol, picked at my face with tweezers, cleaned my face with the alcohol, and loitered for a minute. Played some hard rock, glam rock, even a little David Bowie (The Thin White Duke, Station to Station). It was pretty funny. Then I did some push ups, some sit ups, then I left again.

I spent most of the next few hours going door to door in a dive-mall. A red SUV called me a faggot, and I'm like "Whatever" (my jean jacket was the same color as my pants). People are giving me looks. Each time I meet a new person I start by saying "I'm new in town, I'm looking for some temp work, and you can work me like a dog but for 4 months. That's the limit." This dive mall had everything from McDonalds to a small rented lot with a millenial and a cowboy-grandpa Montanian selling Tiny Homes. I supported them all, was friendly to them all, and showed respect where it was due.

Then I started getting burnt out. I began staring at the girls talking to me in the bank, in the little mom and pop, in the little nice place. I did not try to hide the fact I was listening just to pay attention to them in some places. I started walking around and was biting my finger and eventually my lips. Some 35 year old in lose-clothing with black jeans was walking by, and he said "This kid is going to end up killing himself" loudly.

I had the cocky smile of a person who first lost his virginity.

Then I started milking it. I went to a dive thrift-store I went to earlier to use their bathroom. There was a nice tomboy working there, stocking the VHS rack. I started talking to her about my old collection, then I just went full whammy. Told her how I needed to get back into the swing of things, I don't own a VCR right now, and I thanked her. I turned her into a full-on practice girl.

Finally, I was waiting for a few hours just walking around waiting for the hiring manager to get back to the damn dominoes. I'm biting my lip, and making it obvious I was annoyed. I was snubbing entire buildings and retail locations I had just been to. I was mumbling to myself. I was checking some chicks out. Finally I left my info then ran home. My brother was home. I joshed him for a good few hours. Then I got some privacy, and Jacked off to the most fucked-up of faggotry poser pornography ever humanly possible.

I finally took a cold, pampering shower twice. Weed didn't help me. Sugar didn't either. The four tums tablets, and 8 acetominophens didn't either.

Does this shit happen to you all the time? This is the first time I ever did something like this. I was truly out of it for so long, I needed to be a poser for a second. Tomorrow, I plan to walk to a completly different mall, probably one I have to walk down a US Route to get to, and just be calm and reserved about looking for a job. I don't like being a bulldog. I'm an Endomorph, average height and heavyset right now, btw, and the barber fucked up my haircut and turned it into some kind of geeky thing.

 No.138355

TL;DR


 No.138359

What do you want from this thread?


 No.138373

>>138359

I psyched myself out and entered some kind of trance, became a Dumb-Jock stereotype. I want to ask if this voluntary stupidity, along with this intense youthful arousal, and the feeling of faggotry too, is what you people feel all the time. It's as if I got a self-improvement high. I wanted to ask about it. I became a dumb jock asshole.

Also, anyone else ever go too far in a single day, which is why I made the topic that.


 No.138391

>>138373

you just experienced testosterone for the first time

you are also a faggot, and should kill yourself


 No.138414

>>138373

>>138391

"the feeling of faggotry"

maybe you were always a faggot OP… but test is showing you your true colors :^)


 No.138480

>>138348

Your ramblings aren't incoherent, but are certainly tipping there. Drink less coffee, I can provide portion recommendations if you want.

>>138373

No, since I work out 5 times a week it just reminds me that I finally got off my ass and did my workout and that I could have had it done earlier instead of 7 PM.

I started working out in something of a wave of self-improvement and it also led to me picking up guitar. But none of this gets thrown at other people, what I do to better myself is my own struggle. Sometimes I'll encourage people around me to exercise a bit but that's a far cry from waking up early and hitting on some broad cause you feel like a denim-dressed fruitcake.


 No.138481

>>138355 (checked)


 No.138695

>>138348

jesus christ dude this is some of the most autistic shit I've ever seen in my life




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