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File: cb4f052ec8a467b⋯.jpg (15.46 KB, 236x289, 236:289, rawr.jpg)

 No.111345

Hey /fit/ I gotta admit something.

Whenever I go pissing, I put a bit of toilet paper in my underwear. It just annoyed me to no end that I never get all the piss out and I hate even the slighest wet spot in my underwear and I don't like how dirty they get.

What do I do? I recently started working out again after one year abstinence.

Would kegel excersice help? Am I uniquely underdeveloped in terms of muscles down there?

Idk, maybe I should squat and hipthrust a bit after pissing, that always gets a bit more out.

Help please, /fit/.

 No.111348

>>111345

Keep doing this, also, you can always spend extra seconds cleaning your junk after pissing instead of getting out of the bathroom afterwards.

Hit thrusts are only going to work your glutes, don't know how this is going to work for you but give a try


 No.111361

>Hey /fit/, I'm getting old, but I've been trying to stay young using this make-shift daiper.

I know the feel. It comes with the diminishing testosterone levels. They make decent splash preventors when you poop, though.


 No.111363

File: c66f1082de97a9c⋯.gif (3.16 MB, 320x202, 160:101, 1453392107132.gif)

>>111361

I-I am 22 years o-old.


 No.111364

>>111363

You're never too young to be a beta faggot


 No.111366

>>111363

IKTF anon

I'm 19


 No.111369

Yes, absolutely do kegels. Does the urine get trapped in your dick or is it deeper? Is your prostate okay? Have you seen a doctor?


 No.111379

>>111369

>Does the urine get trapped in your dick or is it deeper?

deeper

> Is your prostate okay? Have you seen a doctor?

Not sure and no.


 No.111405

Press along your gooch to your penis to squeeze out the last drops then shake.


 No.111452

>>111405

what area exactly?


 No.111486

Wait, OP is a guy right?


 No.111487

>>111486

I am going to scratch you face if you ask that question again. See OPic.


 No.111491

A simple solution but have you tried lowering your underwear when you piss? It might be pinching your taint area a bit leading to some piss getting trapped


 No.111528

>>111487

So an effeminate guy with a faggot 80s hairstyle?

No wonder their dick doesn't work…


 No.111529

If you give me a high resolution picture of your urethra entrance I can give you proper assistance.


 No.113061

File: 9c54d726232723b⋯.gif (1 MB, 260x187, 260:187, 1453093809587.gif)

bumpo


 No.113082

>>111345

>>111363

we all know that feel, bro.

I have the same issue except my gf is a piss fetishist so i don't give a fuck


 No.113160

>>111363

That ain't natural you should get your hormones checked, you may actually need a test boost and stay off the xenoestrogens.


 No.113187

Pretty sure it's just pee trapped in the tubings after it's left your bladder. Make sure your pants and undies aren't compressing anything, give a little while after you're finished to get the rest out and wipe the tip with toilet paper after. Don't use a urinal unless you have to because 100% there will be still some piss left on your dick.


 No.114316

bump


 No.114321

>>114316

Is there something you want addressed?

Should you do kegels? Probably.

Should you see if you have low testosterone? Maybe.

What else is there?


 No.114324

Shake & "squish" it after the last ejection of urine.


 No.114325

>>114321

I read somewhere that you are supposed to push your hands to your taint and find a "button" somewhere.

They guy who said that kinda said "your balls". So am I supposed to push my balls up to my taint and through them feel for something? I just dont know.


 No.114326

>>114325

Nobody here said that, and it really sounds like whoever that guy was, he was just trolling you.

Do kegels, and go check out your testosterone levels.


 No.114330

>>114326

I saw that somewhere else.


 No.115659

>>114325

You have to squeeze your balls repeatedly until the shaft makes this high pitch beeping noise, letting you know it's done.


 No.115683

>>114325

the button is inside your anus, but it's dangerous to do it alone, ask help from your african friends :)


 No.115710

Are you the same Germany that likes to hug people?


 No.116853

>>115659

I rarely laugh at benis jokes, but that one deserves acknowledgement and I would cap but I could never explain that being found on my computer.

Ironically I can't explain all the hitlers I have on my computer either, but whatever.


 No.117832

No but seriously. Any good ideas? Should I do kegels?

>>115710

stahp


 No.117833

>>117832

>kegels

Don't. I fucked my shit up because of it and have your problem as bad as waiting 1-2 hours before I can piss all out and not even fully. If anything learning to RELAX your muscles + perineum(prostate) is where it is.


 No.117867

>>117833

You need to release your sphincter with a massage, dude


 No.123827

Sorry to bump this, but I haven't really got a satisfying answer.


 No.123845

File: e1cf88ca7aed12e⋯.png (2.09 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ダウンタウンのガキの使いやあらへんで!! 2016.….png)

Not really related but here's a mildly amusing anecdote from today.

>hot and sticky weather

>go to take a piss

>pull my shorts down and do my patented No Touch, No Looker

>don't hear the stream land in the bowl, not even on the rim

>realize my dick is stuck to my scrote and I literally just peed on my balls

I didn't even know that was possible. Even more amazing was that my shorts and the floor were not wet at all, despite the stream going for a good couple seconds. My otherwise really crappy woven boxers absorbed it all without leaving a trace.


 No.127064

File: 9a70fa3054f9dfd⋯.jpg (296.59 KB, 805x458, 805:458, Penis_lateral_cross_sectio….jpg)

>>123827

Relax, press the area behind your balls, then squeeze your dick starting from the base going to the head. Press toilet paper agains the tip a few times to get the last drops out.

Just try it, your understanding of anatomy should be enough to figure this out.

By CFCF - Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=30152304


 No.130447

>>127064

I still don't get it.




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